"..from your mom side come and steal one fish.." 😂😂😂
@Kozie2114 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@boronda420-73 ай бұрын
Yooo I thought he said that 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤
@derrickjenkins24553 ай бұрын
Lol, that part took me out!! 🤣😅
@nuaapeerlink67463 ай бұрын
😂 how you know she just came past?
@Ancient1zzz3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@TheEncouragementKid4 ай бұрын
the Polynesian dad accent is so on point 😂
@kittybluett88874 ай бұрын
Maybe bc he is Polynesian
@murraythompson94344 ай бұрын
Kittyblue is so on point 🖒👌💃😁😉
@Nath-sn1mv3 ай бұрын
@@kittybluett8887yeh but he himself doesn't HAVE the accent. He does it very well though 😊
@kittybluett88873 ай бұрын
@@Nath-sn1mv doesn’t matter, he’s still Polynesian
@Nath-sn1mv3 ай бұрын
@@kittybluett8887 cool.
@anonymousanonymous-bk7vz4 ай бұрын
The neigbour from the mums side of family 💀🤣
@safeandeffectivelol4 ай бұрын
Son looks pretty rough
@ajbardawil9546Ай бұрын
Steal the fish hahaga
@boblob35094 ай бұрын
“You’re startin to piss me off”
@jayroberts58944 ай бұрын
Lol
@sbielec304 ай бұрын
😂😂😂I actually used those exact words to my son one time 😮and I am his mother 😂😂😂😂😂 this had me rolling!!!!
@FOODREVOLUTION3604 ай бұрын
@@sbielec30Same here
@nuaapeerlink67463 ай бұрын
My Dad used that on me and I use it only when something is about to happen. ❤
@saulgoodman207110 сағат бұрын
Heard this a few times
@vaegaf4 ай бұрын
“Probably none because usually drink 3 at a time” 😂
@cynthiamk18624 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@aclaylambisabirdman63244 ай бұрын
That one really got to me
@themurrrr4 ай бұрын
🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️ “Propbably ONE” 4 - 3 = 1 Don’t make me get the belt on your a$$
@staciebamsch28104 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@MR-MR-ud5oo4 ай бұрын
you*
@izraelnalumusic42054 ай бұрын
Polynesian dad's, Asian dad's, African dad's are all the same guy😅😅😅
@vonversace4 ай бұрын
There’s level but relatively same..insert Caribbean dad 😆 😊
@Black-And-WhiteWorldview84884 ай бұрын
Latin American dad too
@staedlerok4 ай бұрын
Yes savages that should not be in australia
@toushanagardner87784 ай бұрын
It's the " you know what this tell me, you too much smart a** at the school. There's your two fish!" 😂
@MR-MR-ud5oo4 ай бұрын
The wave off at the end. XD
@mikedangerdoes4 ай бұрын
"Yer starting to piss me off" haha. Heard that a few times.
@oceankite74423 ай бұрын
Classic
@ziggycook23874 ай бұрын
One of the scary ones is when they are just repeating the question louder and louder 😂 and you know your going to get the belt
@sheelania88334 ай бұрын
Hahahaha 😂😂 ohhh the build up of nerves is worse, sweatin bricks!
@keepmovingforward55763 ай бұрын
Reading This Got Me Flinching Right Now 😂😂😅
@petersmith81134 ай бұрын
I am literally in tears .. fucking hilarious 😂😂
@CornelliusGregorius4 ай бұрын
Lmao "you can't be this stupid, you're starting to piss me off" that's my dad 😂😂😂
@pepefrog74563 ай бұрын
your raising me 😄 instantly get the belt
@PrayingPanda4 ай бұрын
Such a good father. Helping his son with his homework
@xMister.Misterx4 ай бұрын
💥 💥 “Dares yo two fish” 🤣🤣
@fol61544 ай бұрын
When that belt comes into view, you better turn into Albert Einstein or you’ll be surpassing Mariah Carey’s high pitch notes.
@C9H0SАй бұрын
🤣💯🫡🔥 Legendary comment.
@deathranger3244 ай бұрын
The last part is the Mexican side of me lol
@Lawjonn20254 ай бұрын
Him reverting to the Belt was hilarious. 😂
@clarkvelasco46974 ай бұрын
There's nothing like the leathery teaching of whipper, the belt of knowledge. 😂
@Ghostvertigo4 ай бұрын
Generations of knowledge get transferred by the belt or the hand.
@maximilianderalpheal10924 ай бұрын
Ah yes the belt will make anyone a genius 😅
@derrickjenkins24553 ай бұрын
Yes the leather work belt....it separates the wheat from chaff!!
@nomakeanykine4 ай бұрын
I can laugh at this shyt all day!! This is exactly how we were raised in Hawaii.That belt taught you some valuable lessons I know some of you may not find it funny, but this is the kind of stuff my family and I would crack up about when talking and telling stories.
@nikitamckeever54034 ай бұрын
😂 that lesson teaches never to ask your Dad to help on homework . So funny and true . I’ve been caned at school , belted at home , even had the coal shovel dinged off my head 😂 . Did I deserve it 🤔 sometimes . It did teach me about consequences and made me think before I did something that was wrong was it worth it . Todays children have no fear of the consequences of their actions and do not even stop to think about what punishment they will receive . Good or bad , you decide . Relatable humour , oh yes . Thanks , still chuckling to myself 😆
@mooshrooom68534 ай бұрын
Yea don't smack your kids over them asking you for help to teach them something, they'll never ask you for help after that. My parents wondered why I never asked them for help when I got whooped for it, I wonder why 😂
@mrblaque2154 ай бұрын
lol Jey Uso’s not playin with these math questions 🤣 YEET!
@F3DR6854 ай бұрын
Now thats a real poly dad accent 😂😂 given me memories sole too funny Uso great stuff need more of poly dad skits Uso seki 👊
@Shauddi4 ай бұрын
Tommy these are gold - thank you, mate 😂
@jonathondunne19054 ай бұрын
Very same as the irish dads 😂
@jamesflinty77374 ай бұрын
My Aussie dad must be from the islands
@nataliemarshall71584 ай бұрын
I was just thinking the exact same thing!!
@vaderfloyd69264 ай бұрын
Yooo my mom would bring out the belt when I couldn’t figure my math problems out 😂😂😂
@raemitch214 ай бұрын
need more of these brother!! thats quality lol more Polynesian skits
@Gallus76314 ай бұрын
I literally seen nearly the exact scenario staying at my Samoan friends house in highschool😂😂😂 but I didn’t laugh because I didn’t want any of that. 🤣
@dmora2386Ай бұрын
Oh my God, this is freaking Hilarious, when the belt came out my old ass had flashbacks😂
@lennonmurdoch32754 ай бұрын
Fuck bro seriously i laugh so fucking hard at these shorts hahahaahah
@EE-uj6tw4 ай бұрын
This was my greek father when I was a five year old girl-flashbacks😳
@azamatt30184 ай бұрын
We need Polynesian dad in education system sort shit out.
@DoggyZworlD074 ай бұрын
Bro, ur Polynesian dad's are like Latino dad's, I just had a flashback to when I had math problems in the 4th grade with division LoL
@kaymarzo55074 ай бұрын
Bro same and I’m black.
@-msssrhmrydy129884 ай бұрын
This was fucking hilarious guys ! Wish you had a tv series on comedy network. Better than most stuff aired on UK! 😂
@deborahkoimanrea63704 ай бұрын
Polynesian... Melanesian... probably Micronesian... so relatable...😂😂😂
@_.Marz._4 ай бұрын
Yep....ALL Pasifika dad's 🤣🤣
@TeancumPetersen-crofts7 күн бұрын
Bro i nearly got in trouble for laughing too loud funniest video ever
@dulcedorada13514 ай бұрын
😂 pop pop pop …. there’s your 2 fish 🤣
@buckshot927tx4 ай бұрын
I fuckin love this guy
@robbiejaycassidy4 ай бұрын
A lot of my friends are Samoan , I swear this is so spot on. The moms will pull of their sandals and get to whoopin
@nickmcinnon44684 ай бұрын
Gee that must be that good life of Aussie. Sandals. Not chandles Bro
@WFT3914 ай бұрын
Italian moms, too!😂
@PANTERALEO564 ай бұрын
Yeaaaaaah I'm Mexican and this is awesome 😂😂😂
@poerava4 ай бұрын
Man I can’t help but laugh at this. Not because it’s funny. Because it’s exactly what we went through as Polynesians. Some of us. Half the time I got based not even knowing what it was for. Thank you for showing the brutal truth of this lifestyle out into the world in humorous ways. I know many will be shocked by this even as a joke, yet this was our reality.
@Aussie-19793 ай бұрын
This is gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@Dan_Ben_Michael4 ай бұрын
Who knew my dad was Polynesian? He had the exact same reaction when helping me with my homework. 😂
@cajs1004 ай бұрын
Getting flashbacks on the difference between witch and which
@kenking25364 ай бұрын
Asking my parents for help just for it to end with me getting a whoopin is why I hate homework til this day
@pansepot14904 ай бұрын
It’s chilling to see how many people in the comments laughs at a kid getting abused just because he struggles with homework.
@kenking25364 ай бұрын
@@pansepot1490 yea but it is what it is. What I went through made me the person I am today. Everybody's gonna get their wake up call. Wrong is always gonna happen but so will the good
@ItsMissLalaToYou74 ай бұрын
That video made me sad. 😢 Beating children for not understanding something they are learning instills fear in them.
@leventhumps38614 ай бұрын
I asked my dad to help me with my homework once… just once. Mexican dads got a lot of common with Polynesian dad’s too, I guess. LOL
@horsefootrot56544 ай бұрын
Hahahaha growing up in NZ in the 70's and OZ in the 80's. You f..d around, you paid the price. Love it!! This bro looks like Ardie Savea!!
@itzjaysee4 ай бұрын
Best sound effect at the end 😂 ohhhh eeeee ooooo
@IronFoot-n1qАй бұрын
my god this is brilliant
@ryanmullins21034 ай бұрын
You are awesome, from America!
@sorongana53464 ай бұрын
That crankback with that belt gets me every time!!!!!
@James-y6j6d4 ай бұрын
Reminds me of the days when I used to homeschool my son. 😂
@sheelania88334 ай бұрын
Hahahahahanahaa ayyyyyyyyy.. this belt man!!!! 😂😂😂😂 I swear they can pull it out of the air at any time..
@commonsense90574 ай бұрын
*The sound board of the cat with the elastic band at the end* 😂 😂
@tacopig76054 ай бұрын
Bro had the dad from "once were warriors"
@arielview13584 ай бұрын
Polynesian dad was my mom! We were reading before we started school cuz she would whoop us into learning😂 it didn’t kill me and it made me a great writer!❤
@gonzaloveloso28914 ай бұрын
Ohh I am a Filipino but we share so many thing with our Islander cousins. And we know how to count at the very young age. We talk back to our Parents! and we will be counting Teeth on the floor.
@k_j_n12423 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@sandrajohnsonbrown25564 ай бұрын
I discovered Tommy the Cowboy an hour ago and subscribed. I may have to unsubscribe because I can't stop laughing and i find it difficult to breathe. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I am also running to the bathroom. I can resonate because this is how things were back in my days. 😂😂😂😂
@mountainwarrior1084 ай бұрын
As an Aussie this is so true 👍😂🤣😂
@bgurl754 ай бұрын
I grew up with a filipino mom, she would scream at me for not knowing it myself. I almost flunked 3rd grade but she would talk nice and sweet to me and ask me to help my little sister with her home work.
@jl24573 ай бұрын
Nailed it uso 😂😂😂😂 lmao but not too much I might get the belt for nothing too 😂😂😂
@thecountysfinest17 күн бұрын
Omg "mate you cant be this f***in stupid" was my dads favourite line 😂😂 i heard it once a week minimum ffs
@tabithatembo13754 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣😅 you just broke my rib
@The-Thran4 ай бұрын
That’s my Dad in the 80’s you had 3 try’s to as he put it “Get your shit right I ain’t answering the question for you”.
@jamesw.tiptonjr.57394 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 ur funny as hell 🤣
@jaymorales50494 ай бұрын
At least your dad knew English asking my parents questions about school would usually go like this” why are we paying taxes for these teachers salaries and they send you with homework, they should be teaching you how to do in the fucking first place”
@lmg42934 ай бұрын
😂😂
@jenniferharden2258Ай бұрын
It's the clothing for me 😂
@JairoAchury-vb7cv4 ай бұрын
This is hilarious mate! You made me laugh 😂
@gentlemankennyedwards25334 ай бұрын
I had to give you a like bro. Your Dads might be Aussie and Polynesian, but my Dad would do the same. Hahaha. Well done.
@AJ-jz1gt4 ай бұрын
The son was already dodging 😂😂😂😂for he knew at that moment we was about leather work😂😂😂😂
@jacksoul4d3 ай бұрын
You rock. Shit is right as rain
@jennak97794 ай бұрын
Fissss 😂 nahhhh I can’t 🤣
@gdes40633 ай бұрын
Checking the waistband on the shorts for the belt 😂
@nettalhitila27434 ай бұрын
Malo uso, love the content ❤️ 😂😂😂
@TrippyBawls4 ай бұрын
This is nearly word for word a convo i had with my five yo the other day.
@carteblanche18114 ай бұрын
I have been enjoying you videos for some time now and the bringing out of belt resonates with me. 🤣😂 I get the humour.
@observer.b_e_l_l_i_s4 ай бұрын
Knew the belt was coming 😂😂
@vk888644 ай бұрын
😂😂 I said out loud to myself did he just take off his belt and you better get ready to run 😂
@zianeshkasparen43584 ай бұрын
I saw the belt coming from the polynesian and I am from the Caribbean. The belt be hanging riiiight there where you can see it. Mum nor dad haa tto take it off no. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@StevenTupu4 ай бұрын
Soo true!!! CHEEEHOOO!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kenadams21243 ай бұрын
Make Polynesian Dads Great Again!!!!❤❤❤
@Jeremiah_Australia4 ай бұрын
😂 I saw the whooping coming from a mile away before we even cut scene to the coconut dad 😂 This is our trauma. Kids these days are going to be too spoilt and d u m b because they don’t get a good hiding no more.
@daviddntait7 күн бұрын
Growing up in Hawaii, I had lots of these encounters with my dad and my friend's dads too. If you were in the area, you caught cracks too! Parents were allowed to "discipline" each others kids back then. It was a wild time and place to be a kid. Aloha 🤙
@Gorilla_warfare3 ай бұрын
Polynesian dad sounded a bit like con the fruiterer, but I’m here for it. 😂😂😂
@CB-dl1vg4 ай бұрын
“The one fish” 😂
@suraekincannon664 ай бұрын
😂😂 I love you
@jimmydcricket58934 ай бұрын
Dad would have asked do you want four cracks with the old fashioned feather dusters cane handle or three belts with the belt, that duster with real feathers had a stinger of a cane handle.
@jasonmacqueen10174 ай бұрын
🤣🤣 Literally just had the same problem with my kid yesterday.... glad to know its not just my kids saying stuff like that
@Daddy2025HQ4 ай бұрын
Islander only knows beer 6pack -1 bottle =5 beers left!😂
@catyear754 ай бұрын
ROFL ! Subscribed!!
@fernandocadena26254 ай бұрын
Damn bro your funny AF good video ❤
@annamarielewis70783 ай бұрын
New subscriber. Funny, funny stuff👍
@MrPup19794 ай бұрын
Not enough slaps 😂😂😂
@andersonlatu26034 ай бұрын
Flash back when I see your videos 😅
@MasonPhoenix-c4b4 ай бұрын
This guys awesome
@DeliriumElectric4 ай бұрын
Oh man, I needed a good laugh
@Mikedigital324 ай бұрын
The grunt lol
@SkipperJack-yh1lu2 ай бұрын
This why I give my homework to sombody else girlfriend do it for me 😂😂😂😂
@MR.Jenkins4204 ай бұрын
So basically Polynesian dads and black dads are exactly the same😂😂😂😂😂 duly noted
@companiamzzambada98584 ай бұрын
That hand raise to the head after the annoyed fish example