I bought an "Xbox Series X" on Wish...

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Wishtery Tech gets a little...sus today.
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[@austinevans]

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[@edwardelric.]

Yes💀👍

[@piotrtomaszewski3670]

Mwa mwa mwaaaaaaaaaaa

[@Graphics_Card]

I actually use simplisafe

[@LethalzPlayz]

Ok cool no got no money

[@vinoxgaming]

@Quantum no

[@ShortHax]

Austin’s disappointment at nothing coming for the Xbox is gonna last longer than a Naruto flashback

[@hoofhearted-4447]

You shut up

[@zorprime21]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Graphics_Card]

I just love how the top 3 comments just roast him cause of his status

[@ivanpekic3544]

@@hoofhearted-4447 weirdo

[@hoofhearted-4447]

@@ivanpekic3544 what

[@Graphics_Card]

“And then we wish we had our money back” This explains the origin of wish! 👏

[@JohnDoe-wq5eu]

I thought it literally came from the phrase "be careful what you *wish* for"

[@Graphics_Card]

@@JohnDoe-wq5eu 😈🤝

[@JoseFloresEC]

i know it's sarcasm lol but sometimes you can find good deals on some items ...and it was easy getting money refunded for some screen protectors that fell off soon after applying. (some other brand i got within worked much better)

[@JohnDoe-wq5eu]

@@JoseFloresEC Don't get me wrong their stuff has its place and I feel like Austin Evans purposely buys the worst stuff they can possibly find they know will be a total rip-off. (I mean that's the whole bit) It's not that they don't have some decent stuff but the vast majority is complete garbage. Either stuff that's extremely deceptively described or pictured or flat out stuff like that series X for 200 bucks I mean yeah it was a total scam and they should have known better but still it's like that shouldn't be allowed on that site.

[@Arachnoid_of_the_underverse]

You only get money back by returning the items at an extortionate postal rate.

[@Harvestersz]

I honestly couldn't stop laughing when I realized that they shipped you an empty bag just so they could show that the xbox was delivered. LOL

[@robertwyness2464]

What about the delivery guy who stole a 3090 Ti then delivered the empty bag? What ever you do don't insure the bag for 1000 dollars insurance and have 3090Ti written on it!!

[@wmv8996]

When you're not sure what content to do, make a wish and it comes to you.

[@RAYMUFC8]

Just need to wait a month like

[@lukesepter3250]

Holy shit

[@shawngrimes182]

Haiku?

[@BloodyIbex]

Lol I like how Austin forgot he bought an adult toy for himself.

[@Graphics_Card]

That’s what she said

[@tedbonedog]

@@Graphics_Card No she never said that

[@peterparker2170]

He bought a naruto head band not an adult toy

[@dylanator800]

@@peterparker2170 lmao did u not watch the video?

[@peterparker2170]

@@tedbonedog I watched he blurred one item and the name of the item said a naruto head band

[@Akuzastar]

Ken: "its just gonna be some crappy gaming items. Gamers are so easy to please" Also Ken after seeing the overwatch item: "OOOOO"

[@SushantThapaliya]

Well he wasn’t wrong haha

[@adamchaudhry9341]

imao

[@1qgio]

@@adamchaudhry9341 what

[@warrenmcclure7819]

I could tell Austin was genuinely upset after finding out that he got scammed on that Xbox series X honestly, I was to. I wanted to see how bad a knock off one could've been besides that great episode!

[@nova00971]

18:30 for the Xbox series x.

[@PirnceSidon64]

Shout out to Austin for giving 192$ to charity. What an inspirational person

[@user-lm4yt5zy1s]

I'm sure that money will make someone WISH come true

[@madlad25]

@@user-lm4yt5zy1s It will be given to a person who is deserving and totally doesnt scam people for a living

[@Cec1nator]

192nd like

[@ekkodon7688]

I'm sure the guy that scam that money got a case of beer and a pack of cigarettes smoking right now

[@madlad25]

@@ekkodon7688 im smoking rn

[@elliotmarks06]

To be honest, I don't know how or why wish is still around...

[@Japuckle]

Memes bro, memes

[@AaronShenghao]

Shows you what FTC are doing…

[@TAGibby]

I honestly believe that Wish is only around because of KZbinrs who make videos about buying things off Wish. If they all stopped making those videos Wish would be gone.

[@Djuntas]

People with to much money and to little sense. Man if this shit was happening in Denmark for such a large e-retailer there would be blood. It would go as far as state media TV, not just written articels...it would land on a politicians desk tbh.

[@Moskyrath]

Wish has had several lawsuits against them and yet it's somehow still here. There's definitely something fishy with the whole thing

[@viverrine1580]

They were too harsh on the mystery box. I think its actually quite interesting what they got and it seems legit

[@BrandonGavin_EDC]

For real, that would be good to decorate a gaming room.

[@sentelnbalivebolton7399]

If nobody noticed his Shirt he's supporting other KZbinrs this is dope I like that

[@Clickscap]

Mkhbd

[@sentelnbalivebolton7399]

@@Clickscap yep

[@scottmorrison3929]

So on this episode we saw Austin's toes, his belly button, a handheld massager, and one very adult piece of Mystery. Austin Evans to OnlyFans confirmed.

[@IDoABitOfTrollin]

Handheld massager includes 2 meanings

[@suiiiiiiiiii1544]

And balls

[@mronehunned]

You’ll be the first sub I bet even at $100 a month.

[@themispasxalov946]

Transfer rumor confirmed from Fabrizio romano and HERE WE GO

[@PikaChua95]

Evans Austin, 1st Hokage of Wishtery Village. Inside of him, lives a one tailed Roboraptor that was sealed after the great Tech war. Along with his team, Team 69, Kenjamin of the Vtuber clan and Matt the Loveable Kuma. They will become the best, believe it.

[@Tuatha_De_Gaming]

I like Naruto and that was cringe lmao

[@michagabo8819]

When things were at their very worst: 2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy. Scientists will say it was a global illusion. Beware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again. After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way. Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet - will seem to rise from the dead - will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one. One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist. Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent. "The time for the schism in the Church is almost here and you must get prepared now" "Arab uprising will spark global unrest - Italy will trigger fall out" The Book of Truth

[@d1gBR]

But first they have to face the one and only PS5tsuki, the infamous group of fanboys that lives in the Twitter village and is trying to capture the one tailed Roboraptor for its full control so it will unleash his full power on to the next console ninja war

[@zerokiller6394]

@@Tuatha_De_Gaming love naruto , but that was like straight up cringe

[@lawrencemanyara7109]

Correction sir, you meant to say 1st Hokage of the Hidden Wishtery Village. Jinchuriki of the... okay that's as far as I'm willing to go 😅

[@dieseldragon6756]

Kens „response” to the 2nd Chromebook at 5:32 had me collapsing with laughter! Nice one, fella! 🤣

[@UDOD0NE]

It's the fact that it was the *SAME EXACT* crumby Samsung Chromebooks they used to give us back in junior high 😭 Good on Ken for dumping it *_immediately_* lmfao

[@iowaland7658]

The mystery box was honestly cool. Even knock off stuff would be enjoyable to decorate a gamers room or mancave

[@unfusedmolecule1649]

@@joshn7829 128

[@Slashes_To_Ashes]

Right! I would love to have that stuff and it was all really cool

[@upfor]

I can't believe you guys ordered a pocket p as soon as I seen that I was dying of laughter🤣🤣

[@spidergyc]

I was like that looks kinda like...surely not. OH MY GOD 😂

[@ishaanm8270]

Pocket P as in pocket p**is?

[@nomnommoo]

@@ishaanm8270 no

[@ishaanm8270]

@@nomnommoo pocket potato then?

[@nomnommoo]

@@ishaanm8270 exactly!

[@aleahc1379]

I had that EXACT thinkpad. They have this insane feature where they will literally SCREAM at you if you let the battery get to low. Like the alarm is so loud it’s insane.

[@troyskeete8372]

Ken dumping the Chromebook and Austin fake suddenly ending the episode was it for me! lol!

[@jjunture]

Notice how quickly Matt wanted to get on the record that he had “no clue what you have in your hand right now”. Someone is protesting too much.

[@dylanator800]

Sus

[@reallyryan_]

@@dylanator800 who even says that anymore

[@xMicroGaminx]

@@reallyryan_ literally Austin in the video. And still quite a lot of people

[@Hamster07]

austin: roughly squishes stress balls from Wish also austin: is surprised when it breaks

[@bdre5555]

Hell yes he's wearing a digital Foundry retro t-shirt! John would be proud

[@marethnoethno2703]

thx for being there - your gyus are supreme nice people- keep it going on

[@PhidSillips]

Xbox Is *Real*

[@lucutes2936]

​@EyesofLSecondaryye

[@FRBRGR73]

Bruh, You spoiled it.

[@cheeseparadise1963]

womp womp​@@FRBRGR73

[@Eremon1]

Ken throwing out the chromebook was great. Best use of a chromebook I've ever seen, to squish down the fluffy garbage in the can.

[@MetalGreggNY75]

I can guard-damn-tee that Austin has confused the flashlight & the flesh light at least once or twice. 🤔🧐🤣🤣

[@windowsgaming3021]

14:30 RIP Austin, how did that even get there? Indeed VERY "Family-Friendly" 🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@mtgcardzandreview2756]

Austin's Wish orders is what keeps wish in business it would seem, given the high chance of being scammed.

[@SlasherHasherStudios]

Looks like the “stress balls” couldn’t take the “stress” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Hakuru15]

Dude that Lenovo is actually our Australian high school laptops given to us xD

[@LegitBogus]

This channel is just videos of a grown man opening presents like a toddler at a birthday party.

[@vincentzyrell2168]

14:19 I'm sure Ken will love this because he's a man of culture after all

[@dhruvtanwar9536]

What was that

[@KEVINZARD]

@@dhruvtanwar9536 you don’t wanna know

[@uhm175]

@@KEVINZARD Nobody asked

[@uhm175]

@@dhruvtanwar9536 It's an Adult toy lol

[@ProjectKhanCS]

​@@uhm175 Suposed to be what?

[@cuentaeliminada7176]

14:01 "It looks like it says *medium* " IM DYING

[@Ansh__Singh]

Austin's humour now got boring🥱

[@kaziourblue8410]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I dead when Austin open the naughty package he properly secretly ordered hahahhaa

[@kalidowsgt]

Austin's videos are perfect because it is the perfect Mix of these things: Humour, Tech, Doing dumb stuff, good editing and *_Glasses_*

[@meenakshithakuria1246]

Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!' That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?

[@ssdsharpshooters395]

@@meenakshithakuria1246 that’s a large paragraph

[@yellowbat79]

*AMAZING* editing. It's insane how well edited these videos are considering how frequently they put out videos on their channels

[@rajikkumastah452]

@@meenakshithakuria1246 i didn't expect the fbi to know that

[@meenakshithakuria1246]

@@rajikkumastah452 :D

[@carsonshea653]

How did the digital foundry shirt go over so many peoples heads. Love you Austin 🤣🤣

[@shinjiikari6866]

13:53 the minute he showed it I was like yea I know what that is, and some other people did too.

[@dajam9035]

5:33 Mans rolled up with a trash can and threw it away 😂

[@izzatsyahmi5933]

Me actually laughing 🤣🤣 watching austin being scam and prank at the same time

[@BrandonWingerAir]

If that Switch stand was sturdy it’d actually be perfect for someone like my brother who doesn’t have much desk space

[@JayTeeAyy]

Every mom: “hey Buddy, I looked through your mystery tech when you were at school, I had to through something out, it was… Defective”

[@deleted5816]

"I personally am a nipple guy" had me spitting out my food

[@Temmie_gaming]

Mystery tech is the main reason I even watch you.

[@mykeeyz6044]

@Quantum 😂

[@mrpeluchito]

Yea this is wishtery tech

[@mrpeluchito]

It even says it I'm the description

[@Temmie_gaming]

@@mrpeluchito close enough

[@petersziraki7672]

I'm really amazed of why Wish is still alive as a company. I heard only bad things of it, saw videos showing how bad it is, and still, people just using it to buy crap and getting scammed...

[@grenashihatake5643]

Hey, they’re making bank 💰

[@immortaloni9191]

Funny enough, I used to use wish when it first was introduced and for a time it was legitimate. I even got an iPhone 7 for a dollar. The problem is, they have a large consumer base in Japan and other countries that don't care if they get scammed from it. I never had a bad experience but when I did stop my brother ordered a clothing set and received a plastic bag with the picture of the clothes attached to it lmao.

[@GalactusTheDestroyer]

I bought one thing and it actually came in; a 128 gb SD card for my phone for $3. Ended up using it for a camera or something but it worked as advertised.

[@Blatgotyahatty]

Ikr it’s sad honestly

[@Music40531]

I think wish is still alive because of KZbinrs buying junk on there😂😂

[@romangarcia8053]

Lmao did him dirty with the bag at the end! 😆

[@jonathanharrity1045]

So that first Lenovo is a X131 that was touted to schools as a nearly indestructible model used with the military. Little did they know students are resilient in figuring out how to destroy things

[@Austin-cn7eh]

I like how I audibly said "Sweet!" as soon as I saw Austin got scammed by Wish again on my feed and immediately clicked on the video. I'm laughing with you not at you I promise 🤣

[@sammyibs_972]

don’t we all love a wishtery tech. Thank you Austin

[@AffanZK]

It’s official, I can’t even watch Austin Evans content with ppl around anymore! 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️😭😂

[@WilDBeestMF]

😂 Man. The squeeze ball exploding. I don't know why I laugh so much every time someone accidentally busts one, but I can't stop.

[@angerydestroyer]

With the you know what Austin forgot this comment brings the cursed comment

[@edvinasa6746]

Just so you know, they managed to get the tracking number because they put a correct ammount of dry ice in the bag and during the shipping it evapored, its a common technique for return policy thiefs. Theres alot more than that though

[@kusucks991]

I don't see why they would even bother trying to pull this off, obviously Austin or whoever else ordered that listing is not going to just walk away without getting their $192 back somehow. If Wish themselves gave any trouble over refunding him, this would ideally be one of the easiest legit CC chargebacks ever

[@twilightparanormalresearch186]

@@kusucks991wish has counters as it takes months

[@cuentaeliminada7176]

I bet that fleshlight is gonna get a lot of use

[@MLProductions.1]

It's already got a train ran on it by everyone there

[@bradleymickna3432]

That Samsung chromebook was the first set of chromebooks that my work (high school) ever got 6 years ago so I knew as soon as I saw the charger haha

[@xloading_virusx4735]

Lmao, the "speaker" bit was golden 😂😂😂

[@accuracyxv]

10:43 listen to this with your eyes closed

[@Donald_Allan]

It's good to see you back doing another video. Hopefully this time you won't get any abuse. Keep doing what you are doing and keep making the same videos you always made!

[@superlight1999]

14:12 People gonna abuse him not to try this thing on camera 😂

[@JohnDoe-wq5eu]

As long as he doesn't do any more "hot takes" he should be fine. But being things the way they are I doubt it.

[@phatpolofish]

I think it's best Austin leaves the technical talk to the grown ups, his lies/complete lack of understanding might bring him money and clicks in the short term but will be detrimental in the long run. Wish is more his tech level

[@soapa4279]

@@phatpolofish What’s worse is his rabid fanbase here judging by the comments. They like his garbage and misleading videos.

[@Diddlybobfishing]

the thinkpad was 100% a school laptop. every school that uses chromebooks now uses these thinkpads. this thing has probably bounced between like 30 middle school kids, or was given out for at home learning because of the pandemic. a lot of schools are liquidating their issued laptops right now because they're running out of money.

[@ZekeTrailblazer]

Dude, the biohazard vials were actually pretty hype!

[@steveb3944]

"You can't make the same mistake twice, the second time it's a choice". Ergo, you deserve what you get. :)

[@aleksazunjic9672]

He gets clicks, views and money.

[@CooperHatesYou]

He knew it was gonna provide good content

[@steveb3944]

So he’s changed the name of the video? It was something like ‘I got scammed on wish….again’. smh.

[@raaaaHr]

dude we had carts of those exact thinkpad laptops in elementary school. im a highschool senior now. we had carts of like 30 laptops for each grade and different classes would get turns with them

[@flameflyer7798]

3:22 those are the chrome books we use at school

[@Ale.binttt]

3:45 my school uses these exact laptops for the students lol

[@benmac7552]

3:47 this laptop looks exactly the same as the laptops we had at my school 9 years ago...

[@cyanide6277]

The first chrome book was the same one the school gave me in 9th grade like 7 years ago 😅😂

[@davespiros]

I bet that 2nd Chromebook was probably solid gold inside and Ken just binned it

[@TrippleNine666]

I wasn’t about to take another scene of wish laptops 😂 thank god for that trash can scene I almost lost my left lung laughing

[@eightbitminiboss]

I love how Ken knew exactly what *that* was.

[@JohnDoe-wq5eu]

Yeah, yeah he did.

[@H34D7]

It's almost like they ordered it as a gag or something

[@JohnDoe-wq5eu]

@@H34D7 Got em.

[@aditya0259]

what was it actually?

[@muunii6801]

@@aditya0259 it was a fleshlight

[@lawrence.porter]

Thanks for your perfect advert that says steer clear of wish!

[@statesminds]

The pocket bussy cracked me up

[@buggerlugz6753]

I'm pretty certain Wish has become the actual meme now, and is only still going because of youtubers ordering stuff.

[@leo_cosmo]

Glad to see your back man

[@KingKoltonIV]

I lost it with the fine print "Sony Nintendo of America Inc"

[@PortlandMan]

I always watch Austin Evans stuff on 1.5x speed to keep my sanity

[@gamechamp19]

And I was expecting the xbox scam to at least be a cheap custom android computer designed to look like a series x, as china has done with the xbox one (I think Linus featured it one time). To see Austin was literally sent an empty bag is the most disappointing disappointment wish could ever produce.

[@Unhinged_cult]

bro straight up fucking nothing man that’s just sad for wish

[@gabrielmravunac9911]

Finally new austin video im just waiting for another broke vs pro

[@KaiDraxSWORDS635]

Austin forgot to blur the text when he was buying the naruto headband. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JRockThumper]

The very definition of insanity is doing the same experiment over and over again and expecting different results. By this definition and the fact Austin keeps going back to wish and keeps getting scammed… Austin is now insane 🤣

[@aleksazunjic9672]

He does not expect different results. People like to watch this, and he gets views and money for doing this over and over again.

[@Skuplia]

Far Cry 3 moment

[@JRockThumper]

@@aleksazunjic9672 I am aware that this is for entertainment, information, and money. I know how KZbin works. It was a joke because he’s been scammed before by wish and keeps getting scammed.

[@JRockThumper]

Even though it’s on purpose

[@JonahRavi]

Famous last words: "Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to wishtery tech where today I'll be taking a look at--"

[@henryshorts817]

I love how I got a PS5 Advertisement before this video

[@ericbeverly8700]

I just knew by the cylinder shape of that product, that it was a sextoy. I mean, didn’t we all but Austin, see that coming? LMAO. 🤣

[@dhoome1234ify]

"This is the 4th time I've been SCAMMED, BY WISHTERY TECH!" Yes, that's a Tourettes Guy reference.

[@abdurali8855]

14:04 I’ve never laughed so hard! Completely caught me off guard!!😂😂😂 awesome vid!

[@glitterkitten9499]

Do you know what it was?

[@Og_AkhilRjn]

@@glitterkitten9499 vagaije toy 😂

[@abdurali8855]

@@glitterkitten9499 that’s just a bottle right!??!

[@user-zf9qn4jr4y]

@@abdurali8855 more like a cup ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@raulojeda8567]

@@glitterkitten9499 its a flesh light

[@s1rphr0g55]

Ayo honestly props to Austin for listening to feel the love

[@VespaTime2024]

I thought that was actually the end of the video I had to tap the screen to see if it was the end lol

[@coreyrogers3957]

Thirst zapper wasn’t trash when I used it to unalive colter 🤷‍♂️😅

[@harmoneyes]

14:20 Ken is definitely taking that one home 😂💀

[@Stalkerx13]

Sticky fingers lmfao

[@Clickscap]

Someones having a good time with it

[@infineon20]

Love your wish buys, always interesting :D

[@prestongower7800]

I died laughing at the fleshlight part

[@JSerr885]

The chromebook at 3:30 was the same one we used in middle school/high school and got to keep 😂

[@yondabigman4668]

The Nokia brick of laptops (sorta)

[@Themariofanboy8571]

It’s a think pad or Thinkpad or thinkpad

[@DJTydalOfficial]

13:51 had me dying laughing.

[@delgardner1753]

Hey the umbrella box was actually kinda cool.

[@EnchantedSmellyWolf]

Wish, a website that never gets sued because they are good at getting away.

[@Justschr9999]

I love wish episodes, keep it going Austin!

[@splat1gamer25]

I was so confused by your channel name. Like how can a deleted profile comment😂

[@Dopamine_lover]

I swear to god one day my moms gonna be choking on a fish bone and I’ll look up how to perform cpr and there‘ll be 2 15 seconds unskipable add and my mom will die

[@aleksazunjic9672]

Invest in ad blocker :P

[@draconiangaming4856]

Congratz on becoming a dad n welcome to the land of lack of sleep, i think u should do a wishery episode for baby stuff n see what u can find

[@jayshreesatale4337]

Wut

[@spaideri]

It's funny how nobody called dibs on the adult toy

[@2hief]

14:17 I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT WAS 😂

[@YoSora1313]

Ah, I See You're a Man of Culture As Well

[@jmaster5573]

@@YoSora1313 LMAOOOO

[@papapeli69]

WHAT WAS IT?!

[@2hief]

@@papapeli69 Something very very inappropriate XD. I wont say it but best hint I can think of right now you see one in DAVE season 2 ahah.

[@gavinmangum9438]

@@papapeli69 pocket pu$$y