I wasted a LOT of Money on Mystery Tech 😅

[@DominicMGeehan]

Austin playing the dangerous game of "Tech KZbinr showing off their fast car without showing they're committing a crime"

[@cheezmogreen]

MKBHD walked so Austin Evans could jog.

[@SeatiesTheGoat]

@@cheezmogreen nah mkbhd drove so austin evans could race

[@jeremygodwin8701]

Well he did the genius move of getting a car without a speedometer

[@Deja117]

In his defence. He at least went on a road where fast traffic is expected. Judging by the light posts, he definitely didn't go above 50 mph. If someone really wants to, there's enough footage to get the distance he was going within 5 seconds, meaning that you can then just divide the distance by the time. I'm too lazy, but it looked around 40mph. Just seemed fast as he accelerated fast, didn't actually go fast.

[@FroggyTWrite]

i'm still not sure why we needed to see his new car..

[@austin.t5557]

Always funny to see how much of a car guy Austin is. All the creators got a Tesla he gets a 500F, creators are now getting modern super cars, he gets a sports classic. That man has great taste in cars.

[@Deja117]

Old car over new plastic Temu death trap any day.

[@MrMega200]

Well to be fair he has owned a Tesla before and he wasn't impressed with the build quality. There were elements of his 2021 Tesla coming apart that were a safety hazard to others like the spoiler and it rode badly. He sold it last year

[@brandonyoung849]

Rock paper scissors, get the F in the backseat of the car

[@lucutes2936]

Kk

[@Superzesh101]

That Porsche is a thing of beauty.

[@simatin19]

Heh, it'll never fade away , eyy. I gotchu.

[@AudioYT]

I'm proud of Austin pronouncing it properly 😮

[@snowfish928]

@@simatin19 immediately what i thought of too

[@BenShapirosLowerLip]

And the editors added in "generic sports car sounds" when they were driving it around. For fucks sake the engine noises don't even match up to when Austin was shifting.

[@SevenGC89]

Austin's midlife crisis car is so much better than Linus's midlife crisis car!

[@TheStonedAge]

I'm personally "jealous" of both of em lol.

[@EvilTurkeySlices]

They’re both Porsches though.

[@TheStonedAge]

@@EvilTurkeySlices I assume, like me, he was referring to Linus' GR Corolla.. nobody wants/care for an electric Porsche.

[@adamw9764]

That LG monitor is one of the best monitors I have ever used for a home built arcade setup because of its format, really really good for old games like that.

[@ALEXANDERdk007]

I can also see it be really useful for coding, Excel and Word or such apps

[@keithwoodcrest]

Austin : "It was an orange 911 that looked just like this" *points to a green 911* lol

[@GrandeIsDead]

It's light BUT I'M NOT🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@UnexpectedTokens]

"GPT-powered" is just an euphemism for "doesn't work" and "gimmicky"

[@Kalvinjj]

Also: "We'll just shut down the service when we want your money again and release the new version".

[@sharps_1367]

Whys no one talking about the most subtle rick roll I've ever seen in my life

[@TheAviator16]

For real I got pranked

[@Skelym]

Omg. He would've gotten me, too, if I didn't see your comment. That's actually so funny, I was over here like "no way, I can't believe it's not on youtube anymore" 😂

[@thedavegamer5279]

I’ve loved this channel since I was a teenager, and one of my favorite things on KZbin is when my 2 favorite hobbies connect. Cars and video games/tech seeing Austin with a 911 targa is amazing

[@billyhatcher643]

im shocked he made a smart decision for once and bought a classic stick shift car buying thoes is hard cause therye expensive

[@NightFoxZero]

5:40 the best use I've seen for the Dual Up monitor has been for arcade game emulation because the aspect ratio is perfect for most old arcade games. Wulff Den made a whole arcade cabinet and used this as the screen for it

[@infinitelybanta]

Austin: Everybody can relax, I found the car. Needs some suspension work and shocks, and brakes, brake pads, linings, steering box, transmission, rear end. Matt: How much? Austin: Only 48000. And maybe new rings, also mufflers, a little wiring.

[@iamcarl4591]

We got a real man here Gotta love old Porsche

[@stevegonzales527]

the telescope sounds like an awful idea especially during the day. youll have a baked phone after youre done

[@AD4K69-a]

Well with lower end non-pro telescopes, you can barely see anything at low light and see how awful his moon pic is

[@TheCommanderTaco]

It's more to me the fact it still mainly relies on your phone's camera, so if your camera isn't good then the telescope won't do much. At that price point you could just buy an actual telescope lol. The other thing to me is if you are using your phone then just buy some camera magnifier lenses that give you so many more options.

[@hyperturbotechnomike]

This "telescope" is absolute nonsense, this is why it got an industry "innovation" award. Kinda like how the most boring and standard looking stuff always gets the red dot design award. Binoculars and real telescope with an internal camera or camera mount have been with us for decades. The vaonis one is a monocular where the phone camera looks directly in the prism.

[@versatileaddicted193]

"You said it didn't go fast" "it's light" "I'm not!" Lmao

[@noahcorbin2191]

The Rick rolling ploy actually worked on me

[@john-doe-ii]

tbh it was really well done.

[@IamAllanC]

I was going to make fun of Austin, until he bought the Porsche. That vehicle is an iconic piece of history... and it's gorgeous.

[@FXCKYEAHIAM]

The “You said it didn’t go fast! Yeah, but it’s also light. BUT IM NOT!!” part got me laughing my ass off 😂

[@KirsiKitten]

Honestly, props to Austin for such a good taste in cars. Something fun and unique that you dont see too often. What a great pick.

[@Aaron48219]

Austin does kinda remind me of Crash now that I think about it. Crash 1 and CTR had the best naughty dog intros, prove me wrong. And I know at least one of you over there plays Ratchet & Clank games too.

[@watchesandcaps2566]

Can't believe he bought an air cooled classic 911 T. Best mystery tech purchase ever by a landslide. Well worth selling the RS3 for.

[@atlasreacts6483]

7:36 you freaking got me

[@JKjoKErz]

that was pretty slick😂

[@mhossein6413]

16:26 The most me and the bros moment of the series

[@JP-xq7fo]

Bringing your friends in that old Porsche is exactly what old cars are about! It’s an experience every time taking a vehicle like that out for a drive!

[@Iwantbeers]

Love matt teaching people about permissions. Constantly having this conversation is bonkers

[@Yxyx_yx]

16:23 you said it “deen gou vast” it’s light… “but I’m fat” LOLL

[@alexgravitos]

"NO HANDLE, WHY IS THERE NO HANDLE", Matt screams, expecting a handle on a LEATHER CAR ROOF

[@watchesandcaps2566]

It's also a targa top so it can be removed.

[@jeremyj3736]

The Porsche kind of surprised me I’ll be honest. I don’t know you even likes cars.

[@mephistovonfaust]

The fact that he bought a old targa instead of one of those electric shitboxes made me respect Austin a lot more. Hate the tech but love the car!

[@KingRioT1]

So great to see people get their dream car. Congratulations Austin! 🎉

[@1mezion]

This is one of the funniest episodes and I laughed so hard that car😂

[@robertorivero765]

I absolutely loved this vid! Hands down Austins new car segment was fun, made me laugh (in a good way) and more importantly looked like a ton of fun for you guys to record and make.

[@Motti22]

That Porsche is awesome, congrats Austin! Enjoy it!

[@SirMegaManNeoX]

"Rock paper GET IN THE F(_)DGING BACK SEAT!" 😂

[@CantonAlexander]

Austin is Literally American Dad’s Steve Smith IRL 😂❤

[@phxcourt]

Matt looking for the “oh s**t” handle bars in the car was funny 😂

[@richardparr6644]

I appreciate that Austin had a dream fulfilled it, well done ❤️

[@RebelHart9]

The HiDock is the greatest piece of tech ever featured on this channel 😂

[@qistinasofian]

Wow so happy for you austin! New 911 so cute!

[@EdHadder]

I love Austin Evans Videos 💙✌🏻

[@SuburbanVaquero]

The odometer not working is what saved him here 😂😂😂

[@girishhirjee2562]

From Audi RS3 to 911, WELL DONE AUSTIN!!! Now that's what I call good taste⚡

[@parker73724]

Chat gpt honestly probably has every single corporate secret at this point

[@dalehorton7748]

Austin putting on the voice into the voice changer 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You know you don't have to actually talk like a monster or a cartoon, that's what the effect is for 🤣🤣

[@Certifiededge]

Congratulations Austin on achieving one of life goals ,man that porche looks sick .

[@skompers]

Bro got the Saint Patrick's Mobile 💀

[@Nior_]

Why does every single comment on KZbin nowadays have to start with "Bro" and end with "💀"? I'm seriously asking, I’ve been seeing it a lot lately.

[@hectorj.romanp.]

NEVER point a camera (or any optical device) directly to the sun.

[@LunaStar666]

7:23 LIES!................I just checked.

[@yukeyyashiro4806]

Loved this video just for Matts superior rock paper scissors skills. 😋😆

[@christopherlarocca6777]

That’s a beautiful car! Big Matt needs to Stop crying. Sounds like a waaa waaaa 😂😂

[@MoonBunnyLovers]

That telescope looks like it will just drop your phone as you try to look up at stars

[@shaggy5777]

"How do I get out of this thing?" A can opener. LOL🤣

[@Daytonafox1]

LOVE the LG dual monitor!!

[@danielc1281]

“Where’s the handle?” It’s the 70s mannnn they didn’t care about safety lmao

[@TOMMYBOY601]

I’ve had the dual up for the past year. It is deff the ultimate second monitor and I will never be able to go back

[@wadewilson7985]

for the fact that austin didn't even try to karaoke an anderson paak song wearing the shirt is a travesty

[@Kalleankasbarn]

God I love matt 😂 (You told me it didn't go faaast!! 😂)

[@wielsonf]

15:05 that's a frog

[@Marbeary]

Austin has actual taste this time that porsche is a thing of Beauty.

[@LPKizzle]

11:44 Mandatory hockey, im in, lets do it!

[@ShashMasuta]

What a beautiful car. By this time next year, he'll have all the broken bits fixed and probably a few fun upgrades. I hope we get to see more of it, honestly.

[@RebelHart9]

Canadians know the real Canadian dinosaurs are the Geese! Those maniacs are mini velociraptors! 😂

[@ThePs3isbetterthanal]

Bro I didn’t realize I was working as a service writer when you brought your rs3 to the shop, crazy I never realized the correlation 😂

[@maximedesrochers4238]

its ok, you can take over Quebec. we probably will be watching netflix and drinking bud light on our couch anyway.🤣🤣😂😂

[@xiong421]

Austin's 911 vs Plouff's Civic. Let's go!!! Battle of the Techies! Eurobeat intensifies!

[@ShamansMystery]

the perfect 2nd display monitor. sounds like austin had to learn to use a car's choak.

[@millergram]

The porsche part of this video was hilarious. lol

[@WheelsOzzy]

The Live Ken Reaction absolutely took me out 😂😂😂 good job editor person 🫡

[@dannybrennan31]

austin just gained so much credibility

[@cybereml]

the lg monitor looks prettty cool for a radiologist with teleradiology

[@drniemann6173]

I'm glad Austin got a car he's wanted for so long

[@kriswestfall2616]

I totally fell for it, I went and searched to see if the song was truly gone from KZbin and nope, it was not. Well done sirs.

[@3339409]

does matt take his shirt off again??? LMMFAO 😍😍😍

[@SuperPseudonymous]

I absolutely love the car! I have a great amount of respect for someone who buys an older car. Please, give us some Porsche videos!

[@1mezion]

That square monitor actually looks pretty cool I'll agree with that Price is a bit expensive

[@andrewarmstrong5266]

The dualup monitor is fantastic for after effects, game changer

[@RapatiStefan]

Love the Porsche you bought. Great choice

[@TheCommanderTaco]

As a dock i agree with Matt the H1 seems like a good tool. The thing that would concern me is having to have the transcripts stored online as opposed to it using a local tool. I understand we arent their yet as tech where AI can easily be ready on a local level, but i wouldn't trust having important company info through a web portal lol.

[@unluckypanduh]

Shower karaoke is the realest karaoke Austin

[@ethanwhite6975]

why does big dude hold a pillow like his life depends on it

[@thearcticworier]

i strive to get the nickname 'big dude'

[@KingRabla]

It's a comfort thing

[@Afullerton95]

Because it's comfy

[@jzz335i4]

Maybe because he's a little insecure about himself (which isn't necessary at all). Who knows, whatever he feels is the best for him

[@thearcticworier]

@jzz335i4 I'm like 100% positive it's because the pillows are comfortable and it's easier on their arms long term as they sit there for a while

[@thumbsarehandy.]

It isn't tech when everything is manual 😂

[@DVLOneal]

15:42 Best game of Rock, Paper, Scissors ever!

[@Nostalgia00]

I was honestly surprised at how well Austin knew how to drive stick

[@alt666]

If they made a monitor like that in 1920 instead of 2560 with a lower price i'd definitely get one.

[@TechnicfreakHDx]

I never knew you had such great taste in cars, what a gorgeous 911T

[@EvilTurkeySlices]

Not gonna lie, I love the Porsche. Those are great cars, they will run forever.

[@EdHadder]

Great Video Austin 👍🏻💓

[@chrispersaud239]

Damn Austin be flexing on that pretty Porsche. 😅

[@peterberchowitz6859]

is this channel just about weird tech and temu and wish -i remember when Austin Evans would do reviews and builds what happened?

[@Bluedevil7213]

Right? Every video is exactly the same now

[@ChinitFxt]

Don’t forget scams

[@FlyboyHelosim]

Bro fell off.

[@MasterBen117]

Yes 😢

[@killermongo7128]

Who cares

[@Chaoctopus]

Totally a skamtebord moment when he said "We should buy Quebec"

[@OutsideDuhBox]

Alright...we need Mat in actual fast car reactions 😂

[@gutsncapturegaming]

Seeling Matt with the Porsche was priceless 😂.

[@blaisetheginger]

Will that 1971 Porsche 911T do 86mph in a school zone?

[@brianmccarthy3720]

“This Is” will always be far superior.

[@steffanaarts-greven1352]

The DualUp display is a productivity monitor meant for documents (full view on a readable font size) and coding. It's perfect for office settings.

[@gottahavitvt]

That Hi-Dock is straight out of "Lucky Leon" from Lois and Clark!

[@joeyfouchajr6413]

The Porsche is legitimately awesome

[@affiliateanimalistic9607]

It’s good that Austin is so small…He fits in that kids car nicely 😊

[@Siddy22]

I was going to go mad if they started insulting that beautiful porsche