"AUSTRALIAN JOKES" 😱🤣 JIMMY CARR

[@AnjanS-rp4qk]

He wasn't trying to bring her back to Wexford, she was on autopilot home !

[@DrClaw-y2l]

venomous

[@CartoonDinosaur.]

Hahah same

[@TukikoTroy]

Came here to say that because I, too, am a pedantic bastard. We have to stick together.

[@Thimas143]

I’m in Australia right now and it’s BOILING HOT and it’s November

[@julgercards]

its summer in the southern hemisphere

[@Mojova1]

I don't think there are many poisonous spiders. There are lots of venomous tho.

[@bradj6985]

If you ate them, they'd probably be poisonous.....

[@netherendX]

If poisonous exist they wont bite either way

[@Peleski]

Someone claimed he's a master of insult without malice.

[@FunnyGuy2011]

I love his Canadian jokes

[@G45H3R]

Ya. I'm Canadian and I just love everything about Jimmy. He knows how to be offensive without being hateful. The GOAT.

[@FunnyGuy2011]

@ “you mistake me for someone who gives a fuck.”

[@flyagaric007]

venomous spider, not poisonous .

[@ChengMcGoldstein]

Correction: February is the coldest month of the year in the northern hemisphere.

[@FrikInCasualMode]

Fortunately, shortest too.

[@Mgp-Rc]

Hey Jimmy Jim. One word dude........WEATHER!?

[@Mgp-Rc]

Oh Jimmy Jim still don't know where the best country on earth is "AY!!???!

[@nemo9343]

😂😆🤣‼

[@Logical.Psychopath]

*venomous

[@Dog_Clips76]

What did Australians do to him

[@Marlinmodz]

It’s a comedy show buddy

[@jbfc17]

Exist

[@Dog_Clips76]

@@jbfc17pretty good reason

[@tomascernak6112]

Their existence is enough reasons for any human being, dude!

[@peanuts2105]

Calm down cupcake

[@nemo9343]

Jimmy: '..Are there any Australians in here..' Aussie: '..Yeeeesss..' Jimmy: '..Welcome back..' 😂😆🤣😜😝🤪‼

[@felixfabro]

Aussies can't thank the brits enough for sending the convicts to Australia. Australia a true diverse paradise land surrounded by 12k plus beaches 8k islands and the great barrier reef oh and Ningaloo reef on the other side. I think the convicts were more than happy to get away from the British climate. Go figure

[@captain_context9991]

Yeah, dude... The conditions were pretty hard in Australia for a couple of hundred years. It wasnt exactly a holiday colony. Unless you loved slave labour and killing aborigines.

[@felixfabro]

@captain_context9991 our Government dealt with the Aboriginals from 1910 to the late 70's removing all born black children to make our nation white. This is called " the stolen generation". If it were not for the British we wouldn't be here now so we thank them. We are wealthy and live in paradise

[@maskellmaolseachlainn6347]

@felixfabro - an example of the breathless ignorance about the genocide and massacre that 'straya's built on. Go figure

[@pinballrobbie]

We have plenty more you can have, but you make them into 501s

[@cxw5412]

​@captain_context9991 there had to be some perks....

[@qwertqwert-ns9jl]

Why do he hate Australia 🇦🇹? No dangerous spiders there what I know of. Also in January it is cold and snowy. This guy doesn't know his geography.

[@tina.InTheSkyWithDiamonds]

Was this supposed to be funny or are you genuinely confused?

[@SerbanCMusca-ut8ny]

@@tina.InTheSkyWithDiamonds That's an Austrian flag, mate, if I'm not wrong. Therefore the joke.

[@tina.InTheSkyWithDiamonds]

@SerbanCMusca-ut8ny The sarcasm/joke must have landed wrong since you wrote Australia and put an Austrian flag. I think that was the joke? Whatever, I'm sure someone else appreciates it.

[@Mgp-Rc]

Stuck in their own little world next minute they will say the weather is better there!?!!?

[@qwertqwert-ns9jl]

@@tina.InTheSkyWithDiamonds everything was a joke. The zinger was the last sentence. I am not good at jokes.

[@deadmanwalking1930]

Bro needs to understand the difference between venomous and poisonous.