Australia's Got Talent 2013 | Auditions | Darren Carr & Bird Flirt With Dawn

Ventriloquist Darren rocked up to Australia's Got Talent with a colourful (and flirtatious) toucan strapped to his shoulder.

[@KrispyLewis]

That woman's laugh I loved!!!

[@theinfernostud6226]

Bird:he's ugly human:apologise bird:I'm sorry your ugly

[@The_stranger-zy7ih]

You're*

[@donutchocolatesandwich4370]

bird:he's ugly kyle: buzzed😂

[@kittykatkatekatlynn2478]

😂😂😂

[@hanssenhoo]

-_-

[@Skelldr]

Guess he hit a nerve

[@scottmurphy4278]

Bird: “I’m sorry you’re ugly” 😂😂😂

[@mohammadassadkhattak1863]

Love this. Couldn’t stop watching this over and over again. Made me laugh so much especially when the bird says, “I’m sorry you’re ugly.”

[@Bro-cx2jc]

Almost the exact same as Violet Walliams's opinion lmao

[@lugarnenhum275]

Queria tanto saber a tradução das conversas

[@mohomad6951]

“Who the hell is that.” “That’s Kyle,” “He’s ugly.” *Has me dead*

[@kabelokgaditse1823]

The flirty nod followed by the comment.. 😅 Best scene

[@KaHoJakeLeung]

3:24 & 4:08 uh oh!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

[@scottmurphy4278]

“You don’t tell him he’s ugly” “Huh?” “You don’t do that”

[@evantupan7174]

LOVE how Dawn French laughs SO HARD when Bird calls Kyle Ugly! LOL! , Love Her!

[@holieh5301]

This is the funniest 😂 i have ever come across. I have watched it like 1000 times already.

[@ilariabernardi5912]

that bird can flirt better than me...

[@ekyue7274]

Ilaria Berna. Than

[@esthertorres1301]

That does ,et make sent,s because you said that instead of then😒

[@kenrickwatene3036]

@@esthertorres1301 okay......

[@eloiseobrien-brown70]

Same here

[@Zyrxek]

Esther Torres if that was a joke it wasn’t funny just makes u look dumb.

[@violetwalliams5931]

I can't stop watching this 😂😂😂 I love it when he said "I'm sorry your ugly". 😂😂😂

[@nguyentu3015]

Violet Walliams Me too, I keep replying this part, He's ugly!!!

[@riceball7624]

Violet Walliams same😂😂😂

[@SchachtrainingUE]

I'm with you guys. Just watched this for the first time a few days and keep replaying it more than once any day! So great.

[@hateweed5176]

.deep foce. Your ugly

[@Violeta-bp8po]

Violet Walliams same here!!😅😅😅😂😂😂

[@davidkepitingbagan7612]

I never get bored watching this video over and over again lol

[@10bencook]

I found this audition so funny especially when the bird called Kyle ugly and then said “I’m sorry your ugly” and then singing to Dawn French “I will always love you”.

[@samisam1210]

To be honest, I think this Ventriloquist is the best in all versions of Got Talent shows in the world. I don't stop watching his videos again and again, especially that lovely naughty bird!

[@abobobilly]

sami sam Actually I'd disagree. All of the ventriloquists on got talent shows are one of a kind. And yes I've watched this more than the others but that doesn't mean this is the best. But because we don't really have many performances of this guy. This was pretty much just best performance, apparently.

[@lnaerobertson1300]

sami sam u sholde see Paul zerdin

[@Love_4_kiki]

Wrong, Wendy the talking dog, I THOUGHT IT WAS A TALKING DOG OMG

[@Love_4_kiki]

But I will agree on one thing, he is the best puppet person ever.

[@AshMooingmunky]

Bird: Look at her. Darren: That's Miss French Bird: Ci *Later* Bird: I love you Miss French. Me: HAHAHAAAAHAAAA I CAN'T GET ENOUGH!

[@margaritatarango4161]

Ash Mooingmunky hahahahaha

[@alialasadi8521]

What did he say after that

[@Powerranger-le4up]

Ash Mooingmunky I know her as The Fat Lady from Harry Potter.

[@SkullMinePro]

si

[@rainbow4449]

Ash Mooingmunky z

[@derturke3792]

Man:Tell him your sorry Bird:I‘m sorry your uggly XDXDXD

[@joeyouyang]

You're

[@baristekin6154]

dea tuerke

[@bestvideos7078]

I never get bored how many times ever i see this video

[@grahamd1318]

One of the best ever Got Talent auditions ever. So funny

[@colorfulshadows1742]

"I'm sorry your ugly" SAVAGE AF

[@rug4565]

You're

[@josipamiler5077]

OMG. I realy like this guy. Can't stop watching him, and his other shows :)

[@Zebness990]

The "he said it" during Kyle's critique was comedic genius

[@veltonjohnpalacios1077]

I've watched this over a dozen times and continues to watch it. It is really funny.

[@ashleyleblanc-boissoneault3948]

This is so funny I love the part where the parrot said I'm sorry that you're ugly

[@mclovinjr75]

Ashley Leblanc-Boissoneault he's not a parent he's a kukan

[@cherriterri47]

Not a parent? WTH is that? And Kukan? Parrot perhaps? Toucan? LOL

[@mobimilk127]

I think he's a toucan

[@michele547]

omg that was hilarious lol

[@mrssadieadler4874]

Dawn french laughter is adorable 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🥰😍🥰😍🥰

[@salehn.dahlan4369]

Man you should try American got talent this is so measurable judges and audiences .. if you join AGT you will for sure wins it ..

[@IrfanQureshi-wd8cs]

mind blowing.. it my routine to watch it once a day to refresh myself

[@sarahthebookdragon5666]

I will never think of that song the same again

[@Mamaosa63]

Me too , l love this Pissaro.. So talented. And dawn is so pretty.

[@user-oh5ql1xq2s]

Great and funny act he deserve to win Australia's got talent ..

[@soniapurches4666]

Bird:he is ugly Man:Don't call him ugly Kyle:presses buzzer Man:apoligise Bird:I'm sorry your ugly! Me:OMG LOL LOL XDDD

[@Bro-cx2jc]

Once he'd been buzzed he had nothing more to lose from Kyle XD

[@nandofigueira2005]

I love the laughter of the woman.

[@ProfitableStockTrader]

Whenever I wish to laugh my lungs out and have some fresh air, I search for this video and IT NEVER DISAPPOINTS. ♥♥ U Bird. BIIIRRRDDDDD

[@ricardofrancis5056]

I respect and appreciate talent. The world is full of talented people. The Venting Vigilante.

[@beefcake0354]

"I'm sorry you're ugly" ... that kills me every time

[@briancrowley6413]

even in post covid days... I still check out this video at least one a year

[@asshemey05]

That bird such a perv😂

[@dustybursill9540]

I love the semi finals one as well😀😀😀 Fantastic Darren Carr

[@fivenightsatfriendsfangirl9669]

I think pasorio is really clingy and is super duper funny I wish I had a pet bird like that.🕊🕊🕊🕊❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@nuriddinkhaydarov9429]

one of the best video on You tube l've ever watched!!!

[@walkingtour79]

no matter how many times i watch this makes me laugh

[@freddyfastbear3272]

MM Creation ikr

[@teeveegaming4857]

0:48 LOL moment coming up

[@Ryowulf]

imagine if Jeff Dunham and Darren Carr teamed up in a show

[@gamerboyz3839]

That would be awesome!

[@Bro-cx2jc]

YESS

[@abobobilly]

I wanna see more of Passaro. Man the way bird looks at you ... Hahaha. Can't stand the looks. Hilarious.

[@MrFlame121]

I like how the camera man focuses on the bird when the judges are judging.

[@arsalankhansuri2078]

It's Amazing I watch it every day♥😘😍 I'm ♥it

[@mongujan384]

me too,i almost watch it every single day

[@hannahkim7909]

*I LOVE HER*

[@StoneRock-ck6nm]

That BIRD is FUNNY as CRAP

[@Candyman435]

Wish this guy would come to AGT.

[@raineymaco8946]

I love your Bird

[@unrequitedvalet]

Why isn't Australia's' Got Talent more popular when there are people like Darren?

[@rug4565]

Who's Darren?

[@joAnnblackwood666]

@@rug4565 the man with bird puppet

[@carlitosmt7131]

"Who the hell is that ?!" 😂😂😂

[@ajwest7789]

He’s ugly

[@debbiecutting4949]

You don't say he's ugly!

[@ariffsyazwan4235]

Apologize, say sorry

[@battousai434]

Im sorry you ugly...

[@shyni4072]

No..

[@Nini-cd9ms]

At 0:50 I was cracking up

[@vkidshomeschool8252]

Awesome

[@josephbishara4791]

The best part by far is when the bird says...huh?

[@avsarogluavsaroglu4540]

That's amazing performance. I watched that video many times but still laughing too much. Especially when the bird say he is ugly to Kylie. :)

[@plushnightfox7917]

Bird: "He Is Ugly" Me:*Die Laughing* OMG!!!! XDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[@plushnightfox7917]

Bird: "I..LOVE..YOU" Me: 0_0 WHAT????!!!!! XD

[@anonymousbacon3233]

Guy: Apologize Bird: Huh? Guy: Say your sorry! Bird: I,M SORRY YOU'RE UGLY!

[@lavablasst4008]

"Who the hell is that" 😂😂

[@bffgfdfd4775]

thats stollen from Strassman and Chuck;p

[@Bro-cx2jc]

OMG that bird sounds just like Jose Jalapeno on a stick XD

[@DB23081]

Kronie x

[@Bro-cx2jc]

Danyal Butt ...huh?

[@nolannerat5436]

nice

[@1steph1x]

Omg, yes, my thoughts exactly.

[@maseialbu9233]

the guy is speeking not bride its not real just santa culs is fake ur pernt lie to u

[@isaacbeeby2528]

I have seen this video so many times just because I love ventriloquists and this guy is really funny. How in the hell I never realised that the arm he is holding the bird up with is fake and that his real right arm is inside his jacket with a remote controlling the bird's beak, I will never know.

[@paramexteam1820]

HENTAIIIIII..... I will always Love youuuuu.. 😂

[@minhajali2519]

Finally! Somebody who actually has my sense of humor! 😂🤣😂

[@shehryarahmed3478]

I thinkso the best act by using a bird i loved it.... Extraordinary

[@jewgirl952]

Paul Zerdin and Terry Fator, we have another great one!!!

[@thecrazygambiter47]

I can't stop watching this

[@albiballiu9001]

this guy made me forgot that he is the bird .They look just like they are two for real

[@joshtheredpen9823]

Cinematic Gold

[@jhonywiber769]

Kyle very pretty and nice person

[@shailasosa1294]

Who will give this video a thumbs down it is so funny

[@nsgirish]

This guy is the best one I have seen

[@melaniecontreras3478]

I love birdy

[@bonifacialicopsubiri1684]

Amazing so great..

[@allifriend9923]

Man I really like this

[@iraQ9992]

Still watching this in 2018 with all love here from Iraq.

[@jetodessa5484]

Hey hope ur doing ok.

[@iraQ9992]

@@jetodessa5484 I am all good thanks 😊

[@selena726]

He was right that was insulting and he was talking nicely

[@dilayyigit3572]

''gij wil galways love tjuuuuu''👌

[@pink3t224]

"I love you Miss French," lol he keeps talking about her!

[@muzamilwaheed1210]

Miss French. "si" 😂😂😂

[@kambirujesaya9753]

The two of you are best friends you like twins and you are great entertainer

[@owaowa580]

that bird is the best wingman

[@landsser46]

very good !!!!

[@Pritz482]

Bird is the funniest bird .

[@nolannerat5436]

best and funnest bird ever

[@maxlibertor6806]

3:31 Kyle: Even though you think I'm ugly... Pássaro: he said it

[@bilalzzz8300]

AMAZING

[@SillyRhys7Gaming]

i love your show. Also i'm from Australia

[@Gamerking-dg5zh]

SillyRhys7 Gaming Great

[@gabeyoung9828]

1:48 gets me every time

[@kambirujesaya9753]

The two of you are best friends you like twins and you are great entertainers❤😂🎉😅

[@sonofendergameplayandanima3388]

3:23 4:07 i cant stop laughing at the uh-oh

[@carlroberts9130]

Great love this act

[@shobhadial9810]

He was so funny 😂😂

[@jetodessa5484]

I saw Jeff Dunham live at the o2.. u get some really crappy ventriloquists, but I think with this guy Jeff's met his match! Hope everyone's doing ok, these videos are really helping me as right now it's easy to forget to laugh.

[@ElderGod29]

His instant replies were spot on 😹😹😹😹😹😹❤️❤️

[@valerieselau7384]

This is so funny but totally entertained!!

[@zheyamada5720]

Most savage bird ever made😂😂😂

[@_knowledgebank1815]

He is so cute funny little Bird

[@alysharkie]

Hehe I keep watching this over and over soon funny hilarious

[@lucasdg6904]

Kyle is the Simon Cowell of Australia’s Got Talent

[@Bro-cx2jc]

And then there was that cringey other one who kept faking her laughs and later was like "I thought, puppet guy, CREEPY..." Lmao that doesn't really say too much good about her

[@Fluke_Starbucker]

Pessaro kinda reminds me of ALF! 😊

[@fernandaabreu5625]

Shoot, that's TOO true! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@J.P.Robles]

🎵And IeEeE hi hwil halhways love youUuU hi hwil halhways love youUuU 😂

[@antidemon7033]

That bird is so funny

[@bflp]

it's "Passaro" not" Passáro", it's Portuguese not Brazilian, and "Si" it's "yes" in Spanish, we Portuguese say "Sim" like the Brazilians as well... With that being said, the act was fucking brilliant i loved it :D

[@rachelbowers912]

Yes king obvious. We understand

[@rattfink99]

He's right in saying that though. He was wrong the whole act.

[@Nini-cd9ms]

Frankenstein Monster the bird was acting stupid

[@BOWOBIRDSHOP]

Wow amazing

[@brittanyfischer1812]

That bird is very funny and talented

[@dominotv1257]

Bird: I Love you 1:49

[@dominotv1257]

Bird: I love to Jerry 3:01

[@dominotv1257]

HA HA Bird says He is Ugly 0:59