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Boldog mangos, naptejes, quokkas karácsonyt mindenkinek!
What an amazing year it's been. Oh sorry, I meant to write 'what a shitshow but somehow we made it'. A lot of people asked for this video so I hope it freaks you out a bit. (Also sorry for some heinous pronunciation at times! Wow!)
You know I always have your best interests at heart, and so this video is also a lifeline. Here are the instructions for how to use this video to diffuse awkward family situations at home.
- When the conversation among the family lulls and you just know an onslaught of deadly but PROBABLY well-intended jabs are coming your way about your inadequacies, just say ‘Did you know in Australia they have a hot Christmas?”
- You’ll hear some scoffs, first from Uncle Lajos who says it’s not possible, then from an Okos Tojas whose dentist’s sister when to Australia once. Let that happen, then say “Look at this video that my Australian friend made”
- Make them watch the video, and then troll your family. Say “I think it’s so much better than Christmas here” (even though you don’t think so). This will spark all kinds of unpleasant discussion, which while jarring and strange, will have nothing to do with you, your career, your relationships or your posture etc.
- This will last for 12-17 minutes, then you’ll be able to wrangle back in the mood with some time-wasting fodder questions from the video, like “Did you ever make imposter szaloncukor when you were a child?”, “Is there any story about Christmas Decoration X you have there?”, “Have you ever had a mango or pavlova before?”, “Let’s all make fake accounts and subscribe to Ausztral Tom, yes?”
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This is only a brief reprieve so use it wisely and good luck! You’re welcome!
All I want for Christmas is for you to come follow on the social medias of your choice, where it’s always a Christmas barbecue and you’re always invited. Bring a plate to:
- Instagram: ausztraltom
- Facebook ausztraltomofficial
- Twitter ausztraltom
- Email: ausztraltom@gmail.com
Also here are the full versions of some of the links from these videos:
- Merry Spiders - • A Peacock Spider Chris...
- Kylie Minogue Mate Song - • Matesong (Official Vid...
- Aldi surfing Santas - • ALDI - Surfin' Santas
- Umm and here’s the Queen’s message if you’re that keen - • The Queen's Christmas ...
And a long English blog:
ausztraltom.bl...
Sincere thank you for all your contributions to this video. Thank you for not being offensive haha.
A quick note on masks. You'll see in some of this footage people aren't wearing masks. The reason is that at the time of taking this footage, NSW had had zero cases of coronavirus for around 30 days, and there was no mask mandate except for a recommendation in areas where it is not possible to social distance (notably taxis, public transport, lifts).
Now have the loveliest possible Christmas time!
All the very best wishes,
Tom
#karacsony