Autopsies | I Don't Know About That with Jim Jefferies #86

In this episode, the team discusses autopsies with forensic pathologist specialist and author of "The Handbook of Zombie Forensics and Medicine", Dr. Darin Wolfe.
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[@mcmastro1]

Arnie sleeping so hard next to Forrest, oblivious to everything, just kills me. He is SO CUTE.

[@drmojo5439]

He's learned a lot since this podcast's inception; not as oblivious as you may think, lol. In fact, I hear his favorite word is "cunt."

[@Eminate2121]

I've been watching the podcast since the first one, and Wolfman here is one of your best guests guys.

[@helenpauls1496]

Agreed.

[@pittypatterputzzler5311]

Dear Jim, I am autistic and that foot twitching is driving me absolutely crazy 😂.

[@liamnevilleviolist1809]

Careful though...! Jim has a fear of bananas. He actually does. He had therapy and everything for it....

[@ferretqueen668]

FUNNY DEATH: I worked as a cashier at a small chain of adult video stores that had private viewing booths downstairs, some with glory holes. Our sister store had an incident the year before I joined- the worker got lazy at closing time and didn't check downstairs to make sure everyone was gone. They opened the next day to find a guy had a heart attack while "enjoying himself" watching the videos. Rigamortis had set in and he was difficult to take out of the small booth. I felt bad for his family, but they could always say that he died doing what he loved. I swear this is true, it was why they stressed for us to check downstairs every night, regardless of the weird $h!t I saw. Love you guys, never miss an episode.

[@liamthemagnificentwhinge7480]

That's not particularly funny. I'm guessing he was an older gentleman (50 years old or more) and just exhausted himself. There's nothing weird about sexual activity, it's natural, and so is death ..... so....

[@bradykent5170]

So the stiff had a stiff

[@gbl8830]

I'm not really looking forward to Jim and Forest's running competition; I'm still getting flashbacks from Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer's dunking challenge 🏀

[@drmojo5439]

Goddamnit, now my dreams are shattered, like Tom's arm and leg

[@jacksonkeogh3320]

Will it be Jim? Forrest? Both? Neither? Who's taking injury bets?

[@drmojo5439]

@@jacksonkeogh3320I honestly don't want to see any of the guys (or gal) get hurt; that said, I got 5 on Forest's injury based solely on kinesiology, but Jack would be funnier (again, I do t want anyone to get seriously hurt). If Miguel pulled a hamstring or some shit, I imagine he'd complain using rapid Spanish, which always adds an element of humor

[@patarmitage2250]

Betty White would win against Jim and Forest.

[@drmojo5439]

@@patarmitage2250 now, to see Betty White take a fall like Segura? Comedic gold

[@julianc3595]

Recently saw Jim and Forrest on a Delta flight from Norfolk Va to Atlanta. Jim in first class and Forrest in comfort plus. Is Forrest’s grumpiness a result of not being able to fly first class when traveling with Jim? 😂

[@moodfm5673]

jim is paying to fly forest around to gigs to open for him lol maybe if forest becomes one of the most successful comedians in the world and not just an opener?

[@BrokedDownPalace]

U know how much business costs if you book it too close to flight time? It's like ten to twenty g's. I guess it can be cheap if you get it way in advance though. Plus when most comedians go on tour to open for a bigger comedian they're driving not flying. It sounds like they're friends

[@drmojo5439]

First and only podcast I would consider buying merch from

[@emergencydraft3764]

I got a pandemic life Hackett for you Jack. Wrap your face mask around a pack of chewing gum whenever you aren’t wearing it. And whenever you are wearing it it smells delicious. I discovered this by accident and now I regularly purchase but rarely chew gum.

[@sativarosegold3604]

Washing it helps the smell

[@chrishealy9941]

Hi guys and happy new year. I’m still catching up with episodes so hoping to hear this in a few months but my favourite part about this show is Jack. I just love that he has spent years working besides Jim and Forrest and despite this when you search his name you only get videos of Father Jack from the UK TV show Father Ted. The roasts he gave were good so was hoping to find some stand up but I suppose clips of an old priest shouting ‘feck’ will have to do. You’ll turn up on a search one day I’m sure Jack, keep plugging away

[@Cyco1984]

During the Forest and Jim foot race i would love it if they were given a topic they have had on the podcast and as they race they have to say as many facts/info they remember. It should be for bonus points and bonus laughs for the fans. Topics we need: The Simpsons, Porn, Videogames, and Heavy Metal music. I love the IDKAT podcast

[@brendaschmidt5820]

Very interesting episode.

[@morganbishop2974]

Sat here week after week just anxiously waiting for the notification to pop up

[@drmojo5439]

Usually ~2 a.m. est

[@liamnevilleviolist1809]

1:07:32 "Is that... is that... cool?" ahaha. Lost for words :P

[@donsmith9106]

You've never saved my life, but that Bachelor episode FUCKING NEAR KILLED ME!!! ...NOW STRAIGHTEN UP AND FLY RIGHT PEOPLE!!!

[@truevulgarian]

Auto in Autobahn refers to automobiles or "self-driving" cars. Meaning they move of their own power.

[@Matthew-ve7uv]

No shit. that's incredibly interesting. So even in 'automobile' auto means self.

[@monkey6853]

This deserves more than 32k views tbh

[@JuiceBoxScott]

Doesn't automobile basically mean moving oneself? Then Autobahn takes the auto from that?

[@RexKraemer73]

Autobahn is the track=bahn for the auto=automobile, you're absolutely spot on👍

[@ashleydixon1728]

Jim was right, you're not allowed to keep body parts that have been removed. I lost a lung and told the doctor that I wanted to keep it in a jar. I was informed due to a certain law that I was not allowed to keep it. It's considered biohazard. Love the podcast can't wait to see Jim in Orlando! Kelley is amazeballs

[@oscarinacan]

Tell me about it. I had testicular torsion and righty had to be removed. The last thing I was telling the doctor was that I wanted it in a jar...... all I got was a grainy, unfocused, black and white picture. RIP righty 🙏

[@Daniel_25]

Lost a lung, that’s wild! Did they implant a prosthetic lung or can you function with just the one?

[@paulaus]

My friend kept his tonsils in a jar in the fridge for about 20 years. They were taken out in the 70's though

[@ashleydixon1728]

@@Daniel_25 there no prosthetic for lungs you can live without one normally

[@MissFetishable]

Only IDKAT can make autopsy topic funny

[@kellanaldous7092]

Idk, that ask a mortician lady is pretty hilarious if you ask me :)

[@drmojo5439]

@@kellanaldous7092 I'll have to check that out, thank you

[@kellanaldous7092]

@@drmojo5439 good stuff!

[@escupidadeluna7451]

Love that the add was for better help but a few moments earlier “oh I thought it was going to be “I’m a sad” thing but it was something real”

[@FO18L]

add is for addition ad is for advert you're welcome

[@escupidadeluna7451]

@@FO18L 🤷‍♀️ auto correct is a real son of a gun eh?

[@BeeferSutherland603]

I had my spleen removed when I was 16. I had a blood disorder called "ITP". My platelets were sticking to my white blood cells and my spleen was killing them off, causing a slight bump to turn into massive bruise. So if I had taken a bump on my head I could've bled out. Taking it out was the solution and it's been 17 years since. Useless organ? no. Somewhat unnecessary? yes.

[@BrokedDownPalace]

Prolly until you get a major infection and don't have enough immune cells

[@BrokedDownPalace]

Back in the day, given enough time, evolution would have eventually taken care of that spleen issue

[@gusgus8134]

Please do the race! I'll race to. My dog with 2 torn cruciate ligaments will also race. What a great way to end the year!

[@EwokPanda]

Anyone else really surprised the doctor pronounced it, "Rye"gor mortis?

[@drmojo5439]

Yeah, that threw me off a little, but when you think about it, it's the correct pronunciation (the "g" is followed by a vowel)

[@liamnevilleviolist1809]

​@@drmojo5439 What does the vowel following the 'g' have to do with it...? "Rye"gamortis sounded bloody strange. I have both British and Americans in my family. Neither say "rye"gamortis. Following your rule, the word "bigot" would then be pronounced as "bye"git" by a small selection people.... yet it's not. Also... English is almost the worst language for "correct" pronunciations. That old thing of: you should be able to spell the word "fish" as "ghoti" - using the 'gh' from 'cough', 'o' from 'women', and 'ti' from 'station'.

[@Mooza1]

The only things we can't escape - death, taxes and bad audio

[@OfficialFingazMC]

Didn't Damian Hurst (might even have the name wrong) but didn't he do art with dissection? or was that just the cow?

[@mekenzietrenholm8945]

I BOUGHT TICKETS TO SEE FOREST IN VEGAS! So excited!!!!

[@liamnevilleviolist1809]

Jealous. Is his material basically just whinging for 1.5 hours? Hahaha. Would love to see that!

[@mekenzietrenholm8945]

@@liamnevilleviolist1809 I imagine it’s just him going “ahhhhhhhhh” for a good hour 😂

[@liamnevilleviolist1809]

@@mekenzietrenholm8945 Hahaha, with the gravelly texture to his voice! I can almost hear it haha :P

[@joelkemeny4979]

I know this is a little late, but my New Years resolution is to listen to more albums from beginning to end. Queens of the Stone Age album Songs For The Deaf has to be up there for a top ten. Life changing

[@RandomHeroX]

I will never forget that dinner party fact. Thanks Dr and crew for a fun episode.

[@ragnarlsonIII]

Best sign off to date.

[@stephaniediazcortez3192]

And I'm the king who ever doesn't like my rules

[@mickeyc47]

During the talk about raccoons, I could clearly hear (in Jim’s Australian accent) “The raccoon ate my baby”. So funny and surprised nobody said it.

[@liamthemagnificentwhinge7480]

That's *some* imagination you have there! I'm Australian and that phrase didn't occur to me, I didn't think it was a "missed" comedic opportunity .... it doesn't have the same ring or rhyme to it. Perhaps if one of The Beatles was a cannibal and someone said "that Ringo ate my baby!" then it'd sound funny.

[@patarmitage2250]

I believe Jack has saved many lives. If he can continue with his sad life, anyone can.

[@DingleberryWhite]

This is how much I love this podcast: I was scrolling through Facebook and saw an article about Jonah Hill who will be playing Jerry Garcia in an upcoming movie, and immediately thought to myself ‘wow Jack would love a movie about the Grateful Dead’… great episode and have a happy new year!

[@BrokedDownPalace]

Assuming he thinks Jonah hill is a good pick. I thought it was a joke when I read it

[@ShamiraMelvinaLeonTraore]

Forest claiming he can run 100m in 15s when he can barely finish speaking 5 words in one breath 🤨

[@gusgus8134]

When I worked for a veterinarian we had someone bring a cat in that they found on the road still breathing. But it was maggots making it move so it looked like it was breathing. Eeek!

[@sativarosegold3604]

Omg 🤮

[@karlhasselrot2198]

Jim was right. Automobile is "self-movable"

[@OfficialFingazMC]

Wow, I have to Google that Blake fella from legit!!!

[@stephaniediazcortez3192]

Now that I know I'm the king

[@matd1165]

come back to Australia for a tour

[@liamnevilleviolist1809]

You know he is, right? Many tickets already sold and I've got mine!

[@drmojo5439]

Looks like you'll have to catch him in New Zealand 😂

[@stephaniediazcortez3192]

They were all tripping out

[@angryhairpeice]

They wouldn't let me have my wisdom teeth.

[@liamnevilleviolist1809]

What?

[@simone999]

Jim was right in Rigor Mortis pronunciation, it’s Latin. Then again who cares, but he was right. I think. Happy new year.

[@pittypatterputzzler5311]

Google (KZbin) ducks good content. People need to like and comment these poor bastard. And ring that bell.

[@stephaniediazcortez3192]

And everytime I won there's a list

[@BlueMoonStudios]

I love this podcast but is anyone else getting tired of Jim *constantly* interrupting the experts to the point of outright disrespect? Once it twice it’s funny when he chimes in with a joke, but when the expert can’t get an answer in edgewise, it’s ridiculous.

[@Matthew-ve7uv]

Nope. I'm here fo Jim.

[@ShamiraMelvinaLeonTraore]

It's even more annoying when Forrest interrupts candid convo from the guest to read his "intro bit"... Dude just go with the flow and do it after they finish their sentence.

[@Daniel_25]

Yes

[@stephaniediazcortez3192]

On each other

[@drmojo5439]

13 years?! WTF, man. Imagine going to school K-12 twice. FUCK THAT. I'll stick with my side hustle

[@gusgus8134]

Donate body to science, med. Institute. Then cremate me. Be useful even in death!

[@joesikic6531]

Cliff Clavin is the epitome of qanon. Not? Much respect to John Ratzenberger, I don't think he's the character he portrays

[@Rona44]

When I think of autopsies I think of My Girl 💔

[@davidautry2244]

I wish jim would do a show in Alaska before he retires

[@kellanaldous7092]

I cant imagine hes never done a show in alaska before lol.

[@drmojo5439]

He's saying this is his last tour, but we all know how that usually works out

[@resolecca]

I've been telling people for years it's not just cats who eats their owners

[@drmojo5439]

Being a fly on your wall must be really weird, lol

[@laalki80]

Did they ever do the 100m run? 😁

[@stephaniediazcortez3192]

U all want to keep them because they are yours

[@stephaniediazcortez3192]

And they know who's kids they really are

[@angryhairpeice]

I don't think they just cut it off and discard it. Don't they reconstruct it?

[@stephaniediazcortez3192]

Why do you think they gave me their kids

[@papagrantits]

Can Jim and Forest eat fat sal's while they race? Make it real interesting. Or better yet, put a fat sal's sandwich at the finish and the winner is the first to it.

[@jacksonkeogh3320]

This podcast went 0 to 100 reap quick 😳

[@andreaorlando7865]

Is it wrong I want Dr. Wolf to get his autopsy hands on me??

[@drmojo5439]

Not if it's right for you to wish to be dead, lol. Otherwise they would just be hands, as opposed to autopsy hands

[@jefflabbecomedy]

He's bald, I'll say it, it's wrong. Dead or alive, how does one tolerate baldness

[@Matthew-ve7uv]

Jeffrey: I agree. I'm a liberal, but sometimes tolerance can be taken too far.

[@stephaniediazcortez3192]

If California

[@stephaniediazcortez3192]

The deamonds gave them up

[@stephaniediazcortez3192]

So they let their kids outside the same way day ask the kids

[@zeewhat]

Kelly Forest and Jim are mask less what is up with Jack? Oh a music video yeah yeah...

[@krissummons5390]

Hi bring back Richard Dawkins please

[@stephaniediazcortez3192]

The real God

[@stephaniediazcortez3192]

Prisoner

[@brownstone002]

The doctors camera is making me feel like I have the spins. So much unnecessary movement.

[@stephaniediazcortez3192]

And the deamonds Lost

[@fbeshir1163]

Lame called, it wants its jokes back!

[@I_love_music_n_cheese_n_music]

if you find a skeleton……..

[@JK_Clark]

It might have evidence of wounds or cuts.

[@stephaniediazcortez3192]

And that we are in God's land

[@stephaniediazcortez3192]

Because they where pridoners

[@jefflabbecomedy]

Forrest: one... two... three... Me: is he fucking serious? Forrest: ...seven... Eight... Nine... Me: I want to reach the screen and pop his head with a pinch! Forrest: fourteen... Fifteen. See? Me: 🤬

[@zeno328]

I won!!! The cinnimon challenge, with video!

[@drmojo5439]

We don't believe you

[@ccboom3235]

Samsonite.

[@stephaniediazcortez3192]

My my my all of a sudden the men are woke parents

[@almillar5560]

Ha ha ha My imaginary Dyslexia kicked in when reading the todays title, went something like this…. Oooooh Jim’s shows up ,what, why is it about autopussies, that can’t be right, ah autopies , no, autospies, what the fuck is an autospy? I guess I’ll have to watch the show to find out… Awwww come on to fuck why are the talking about dead people and figuring out how they died. Ah Autopsies, right got it, thanks Jim. Jim, Forest, Kelly, Jack, and Louis, All the best to you and yours in the New Years from me and mine.

[@abegarfield7638]

I'm not allowed to tell you what an autospy is. It's privileged information.

[@kellanaldous7092]

I usually set my autospy to autoinspect autopussies for autoerotic enteroviruses

[@stephaniediazcortez3192]

Woke parents don't worry that was just the tip

[@musalmaniac6328]

LESBIANS

[@callanhutchison1871]

1st

[@blazeit8995]

Nobody cares.

[@davecarter4129]

@@blazeit8995 facts

[@liamnevilleviolist1809]

10284th. Does anyone fuckin' care?

[@liamnevilleviolist1809]

Yeah I hate this fucking "1st" shit. I'm genuinely more interested in you, @@blazeit8995 . As a fan (presumably), were you in the first 1000 or 2000?

[@fbeshir1163]

Acting is terrible.

[@sirrom5155]

obfuscating likes and relegating comments section the only way to foster the illusion that there's anything redeeming or funny about this