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Auxasp9543

Auxasp9543

Күн бұрын

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@Mikeh2077
@Mikeh2077 4 жыл бұрын
“And there were charges for a boob job and a PlayStation 3. I never got to play with either one of them.” 10/10 writing.
@black7987echo
@black7987echo 3 жыл бұрын
And yet the writing can’t help the Kutch.
@peytonmarceaux8788
@peytonmarceaux8788 3 ай бұрын
​@@black7987echowhat
@sibghatmansoor5125
@sibghatmansoor5125 4 жыл бұрын
So relaxing to see this in these harsh times.
@xoBlondie28xo
@xoBlondie28xo 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been bingeing these for that same reason
@sibghatmansoor5125
@sibghatmansoor5125 4 жыл бұрын
@@xoBlondie28xo but good times are coming inshallah.a steroid medicine has proved successful in uk and it will start a great success story by scientists.
@kingMalcolm23
@kingMalcolm23 4 жыл бұрын
Same man
@KatarinasGarage
@KatarinasGarage 3 жыл бұрын
@@sibghatmansoor5125 this comment has aged well
@LegitGamingAvoider
@LegitGamingAvoider 3 жыл бұрын
Hopefully this year will be different....
@sleepyash9577
@sleepyash9577 5 жыл бұрын
Close your eyes and imagine a parallel world where there's an Alan harper exactly like you except he's got a set of balls
@PeterBr24
@PeterBr24 5 жыл бұрын
Sleepy Ash lex luthor
@zbr76
@zbr76 5 жыл бұрын
Well it DOES happen in the last episode.
@GVOSOUL
@GVOSOUL 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Luthor 🤔
@eaubert1
@eaubert1 6 жыл бұрын
".... and I never got to play with either one of 'em!" …. that's what made this show so priceless!
@bwwestman
@bwwestman 5 жыл бұрын
and every other comment. like Berta says to Alan: All that money to a house and an ex-wife and you're not allowed inside either one. LOL
@eaubert1
@eaubert1 5 жыл бұрын
@@bwwestman .... I remember that one! Too hilarious. Berta's an absolute legend!
@R.Oates7902
@R.Oates7902 Жыл бұрын
​@@bwwestman That line was HILARIOUS!
@fleursara1124
@fleursara1124 4 жыл бұрын
Of course, we all know that Charlie is the only suitable actor for this role
@johnyepthomi892
@johnyepthomi892 4 жыл бұрын
Ashton wasn't a replacement though. He was a new character.
@andileduma417
@andileduma417 4 жыл бұрын
So does Alan
@fionafetahaj32
@fionafetahaj32 3 жыл бұрын
amen 🙏
@santhosh4567
@santhosh4567 3 жыл бұрын
Can't agree more..
@sleepyash9577
@sleepyash9577 5 жыл бұрын
It's all crap Alan You know it She knows it Everybody knows it 😂😂😂
@frasergibson5763
@frasergibson5763 4 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch these clips it’s like I’m watching the Sopranos. Because it always ends right in the middle of t-
@gps9679
@gps9679 Жыл бұрын
Sopranos is the best series of all time and TAHM is the best sitcom of all time, good taste you have there
@gregoryrook-green453
@gregoryrook-green453 2 жыл бұрын
Charlie: where’ve you been? Alan: I’ll tell you later Jake: Tell him now i got better things to do i died laughing 🤣🤣😂😂😂
@jeremycasper6672
@jeremycasper6672 4 жыл бұрын
"what you want to convey is your undying affection and gratitude for your time spent together coupled with your need for space to find out who you really are.." said that was bullshit before Alan even said anything
@jeffrobbins3378
@jeffrobbins3378 7 жыл бұрын
I hate that you cut these clips in the middle of a sentence.
@drdre2641
@drdre2641 6 жыл бұрын
I hate people who don't
@turtleboy991
@turtleboy991 6 жыл бұрын
I hate that their titled with a bunch of random ass letters.
@justinhamilton8647
@justinhamilton8647 6 жыл бұрын
turbokid991 that’s to avoid copyright
@TJDrumsRHCP
@TJDrumsRHCP 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah it sucks when people don't finish their sen...
@drillinstructorfitch
@drillinstructorfitch 4 жыл бұрын
@canWego Backintime you s..
@gleesh8812
@gleesh8812 2 жыл бұрын
You let your date pump your gas? I liked the song that was in the radio 😂😂😂
@Yay_be
@Yay_be 2 жыл бұрын
I wish they've done episodes like in friends called what could have been.. and make Alan into a confident, charming man I can't help it, I like Alan too much Those eyes, that smile God I even like his ears!💖💖💖💖💖
@afonsodeportugal
@afonsodeportugal Жыл бұрын
😮
@disguisedangel2394
@disguisedangel2394 2 жыл бұрын
This episode has always been my favourite. Alan is hilarious when he here’s that click
@kingryand
@kingryand 5 жыл бұрын
It sounds fun when you're wearing a couple of doughnuts.
@cirocciroc
@cirocciroc 3 жыл бұрын
Saw this comment the exact same time as it was bring said
@logiknotlogic6586
@logiknotlogic6586 3 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain this joke please
@narajuna
@narajuna 9 ай бұрын
@@logiknotlogic6586 very weird lap one, guessing he sometimes wears those around THAT, but no personal experience.
@santhosh4567
@santhosh4567 5 жыл бұрын
Charlie made this show
@LafriteRip
@LafriteRip 4 жыл бұрын
you’d think after all this time you’d wanna get even 🤣
@santhosh4567
@santhosh4567 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated line
@jeremiahmiller9299
@jeremiahmiller9299 4 жыл бұрын
I like Two and a Half Men very much and I am a big fan of Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
@fredim7561
@fredim7561 6 жыл бұрын
I always make people pump gas for my car if theirs a good song on.
@rocky99949
@rocky99949 4 жыл бұрын
"Then next there were charges with a boob job, and a playstation #3! I never got to play with either one of them!" LMAO! This was the BEST!
@ramanchalasani2378
@ramanchalasani2378 4 жыл бұрын
@@rocky99949 why
@Rex200024
@Rex200024 4 жыл бұрын
Alan in another universe with a bigger set of balls is Lex Luther from Supergirl 😆
@rauljavierservinvalle572
@rauljavierservinvalle572 3 жыл бұрын
1:48 even do if she got His credit card what MONEY she could still none 🤣🤣🤣😂
@superbrownbrown
@superbrownbrown 5 жыл бұрын
That's where you end the video?
@bigd2911
@bigd2911 5 жыл бұрын
Amazing title
@AnCapone1899
@AnCapone1899 3 жыл бұрын
If i knew how to do that you wouldn't still be living here LOL
@theduder2617
@theduder2617 2 жыл бұрын
Just want it said that a kitchen and what is essentially a living room should never exist as one single room. How can I possibly focus on my task of doing absolutely nothing but stare at a tv with all the infernal cooking and dish washing going on?? And that boys and girls, is how you lose your bed and have to sleep on the couch for a week. During which time, guess who's washing any and all dishes. If I could only go back 27 years to that moment in time. I'd still say it, but I would have ran much faster while zig zagging. A spoon really hurts when it comes in hot at over 60mph.
@seulgi1211
@seulgi1211 3 жыл бұрын
Delivery: A set of balls for Mr Alan Harper
@mudassarahmad8690
@mudassarahmad8690 5 жыл бұрын
i never got to play with anyone of them😂
@ggaffgaff966
@ggaffgaff966 2 жыл бұрын
I love that guns are considered “chick weapons” lol
@angelahagerman5693
@angelahagerman5693 4 жыл бұрын
Do they cute Alan's hair like that so we can hate him more?
@flisko123
@flisko123 4 жыл бұрын
charlie sheen went from 150mil to 10mil, some sad shit
@toughmanrandysavage3077
@toughmanrandysavage3077 5 жыл бұрын
WHY is it inappropriate to break up with a txt. It's the most efficient non awkward way of breaking up
@michelleprieur1
@michelleprieur1 5 жыл бұрын
Because it's a shitty and cowardly thing to do. It may be efficient but it's not ok. Unless you think you're in danger due to the relationship being abusive, act like an adult and tell them to their face.
@FEARSWTOR
@FEARSWTOR 5 жыл бұрын
You want to get yelled at? Break up in public. You want your tires slashed and your windows broken? Break up over a text.
@toughmanrandysavage3077
@toughmanrandysavage3077 5 жыл бұрын
@@michelleprieur1 is it honestly any better to be around the person, I mean I've never been broken up with but if I I was I would want it over txt.
@michelleprieur1
@michelleprieur1 5 жыл бұрын
@@toughmanrandysavage3077 That's ur right but it's a cowardly thing to do.
@toughmanrandysavage3077
@toughmanrandysavage3077 5 жыл бұрын
@@michelleprieur1 is it honestly any better to be around the person, I mean I've never been broken up with but if I I was I would want it over txt.
@Shahtoys888
@Shahtoys888 2 жыл бұрын
this show ♥️
@elizabethsullivan5093
@elizabethsullivan5093 3 жыл бұрын
Back to normal early bedtime early peace and quiet relax today together again back to normal memories
@gocanuckurself1
@gocanuckurself1 5 жыл бұрын
Title is clickbait
@johnyepthomi892
@johnyepthomi892 4 жыл бұрын
It's to not be detected by KZbin bots..
@elizabethsullivan5093
@elizabethsullivan5093 3 жыл бұрын
Sharing my feelings memories life together again back to normal today
@Re.loaded876
@Re.loaded876 5 жыл бұрын
I liked the song that was on the radio💀💀💀
@subjectofgov
@subjectofgov 5 жыл бұрын
Should be a link to the full episode. Well I just found it.
@stephaniem1933
@stephaniem1933 5 жыл бұрын
wes c 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😫🤦🏽‍♀️
@vinuVA
@vinuVA 2 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain 2:50, the donut joke
@brianellinger6622
@brianellinger6622 5 жыл бұрын
I am definitely capable of rejecting another human being I don't care how much honey is dripping from their lips
@kaziknybosman4739
@kaziknybosman4739 3 жыл бұрын
hungry, prostate, desorientation, california love? what is it?
@micheleadams4646
@micheleadams4646 5 жыл бұрын
you promised he grow on me i lied
@rickya1529
@rickya1529 3 жыл бұрын
..... do people really get coffee at dinner...?
@jason007596
@jason007596 4 жыл бұрын
Great advice for breakup from Charlie 😂😂😂
@angelahagerman5693
@angelahagerman5693 4 жыл бұрын
Alan......Wimp.....
@davidrichard9012
@davidrichard9012 4 жыл бұрын
The conversation only starts at 0:01
@seankennedybornladiesman1612
@seankennedybornladiesman1612 3 жыл бұрын
Be there myself before
@lordsteppergod7269
@lordsteppergod7269 3 жыл бұрын
Good old PS3
@חייםחיים-כ8ו
@חייםחיים-כ8ו 4 жыл бұрын
Ep ?
@vikassharma3380
@vikassharma3380 Жыл бұрын
😊
@ThatBigJerkLeChuck
@ThatBigJerkLeChuck 4 жыл бұрын
Tell her what?
@JamesDean-cx1sl
@JamesDean-cx1sl 4 жыл бұрын
wp t2020
@OurWorldofDanceSport
@OurWorldofDanceSport 4 жыл бұрын
I bet it didn't work out
@Colleen_22
@Colleen_22 Жыл бұрын
2:14
@Colleen_22
@Colleen_22 Жыл бұрын
1:57
@Colleen_22
@Colleen_22 Жыл бұрын
1:23
@Colleen_22
@Colleen_22 Жыл бұрын
2:18
@joseluismariscalreyes148
@joseluismariscalreyes148 4 жыл бұрын
Just fix your back what hurts
@joseluismariscalreyes148
@joseluismariscalreyes148 4 жыл бұрын
Malibu its cool
@joseluismariscalreyes148
@joseluismariscalreyes148 4 жыл бұрын
I went university's message therapy still remember history kirepractor and message therapy I was close
@brianellinger6622
@brianellinger6622 4 жыл бұрын
Need fbi help
@danielspeedy6972
@danielspeedy6972 3 жыл бұрын
Before I subscribe to you you need to learn how to download this stuff better is that bright enough in the sound quality is very poor thanks look at what you do thanks
@keithsnide2316
@keithsnide2316 5 жыл бұрын
Trump 2020
@liammiddleton3064
@liammiddleton3064 5 жыл бұрын
Yes sir
@naomiali5802
@naomiali5802 5 жыл бұрын
Haha good one
@stephaniem1933
@stephaniem1933 5 жыл бұрын
Keith Snide im not American but yeah
@jackkraken3888
@jackkraken3888 5 жыл бұрын
LOL let him finish his peaches first.
@59771006
@59771006 4 жыл бұрын
Only dickheads support other dickheads
@angelahagerman5693
@angelahagerman5693 4 жыл бұрын
Alan gets more irritating with each show...
@joseluismariscalreyes148
@joseluismariscalreyes148 4 жыл бұрын
Pay me $100 dollars first
@joseluismariscalreyes148
@joseluismariscalreyes148 4 жыл бұрын
Get in short badtub get our back words hold your spines should crack back holding your kneck spines should crack back into place
@joseluismariscalreyes148
@joseluismariscalreyes148 4 жыл бұрын
I'm smarts in message therapy pro
@joseluismariscalreyes148
@joseluismariscalreyes148 4 жыл бұрын
Want come out in a movie
@peterb2272
@peterb2272 2 жыл бұрын
Wow that is some terrible editing
@joseluismariscalreyes148
@joseluismariscalreyes148 4 жыл бұрын
Fix spine Charlie hurts in back be friends and free message therapy kiropractor
@joseluismariscalreyes148
@joseluismariscalreyes148 4 жыл бұрын
Fix everyday I'll fix you free
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