Alan spent that entire scene putting cream cheese on his bagel. Wtf, 3 minutes
@DeshanPerera022363 жыл бұрын
Thank you!!!!!!
@thelostarc19442 жыл бұрын
WtH I didn't noticed earlier and now it's fuckin hilarious 🤣🤣
@Kat.Evangeline2 жыл бұрын
I love that Alan spoke in his Dummy's Voice for a second - that Dummy routine was pure gold.
@chevarwilson60432 жыл бұрын
Exactly it annoys me so much
@boulevard142 жыл бұрын
To be fair - 2:30 mins
@prashantgarg60535 жыл бұрын
"Do me a favor...when he comes back just do it"
@not-so-smartaleck89874 жыл бұрын
0:33 "Where would you meet a 9 year-old girl?" "We're in the same math class." LOL
@johnyepthomi8924 жыл бұрын
"You must be so proud!"
@Alex_Pinkney4 жыл бұрын
What is the hammer joke about?
@JabezFuutonSpecialis4 жыл бұрын
@@Alex_Pinkney murder
@IKIE2 жыл бұрын
Alan is so over it 😭
@TheRandomRoom274 жыл бұрын
Alan: "Just do me a favor. When he comes back. Just do it" 😂😂😂
@Boaz8333 жыл бұрын
RIP Conchata Ferrell. You really breathed life into this show in a way no one else could.
@mathewsinha2 жыл бұрын
100% she was irreplaceable
@jacobrichardson19522 жыл бұрын
Berta is too funny to go to heaven I miss her.
@dhwnay2 жыл бұрын
I miss her ❤️
@davidross55932 жыл бұрын
Boaz V just because she did doesn't mean the show was good.
@davidross55932 жыл бұрын
@@jacobrichardson1952 well she unfortunately didn't go to heaven.
@eaubert15 жыл бұрын
Charlie: "I know what STDs are!" Alan: "Your uncle helped invent them!" Outch! That joke didn't age very well!
@6616Milan5 жыл бұрын
Jake did predicted. Charlie's STD.
@thirumoorthy5 жыл бұрын
yup.. wet wipes ;)
@manuelaoliveira5395 жыл бұрын
Etienne Aubert iddiododd
@eaubert15 жыл бұрын
@@manuelaoliveira539 …. não, voce tem que escrever 'idiot'!!!
@davidschmidt17935 жыл бұрын
@@eaubert1 kkkkk
2 жыл бұрын
Alan sure takes his time to put stuff on his bread.
@jonahbarroga16876 жыл бұрын
This was full of roasts lol
@BangMaster964 жыл бұрын
This wasn't just any random episode. This was a foreshadowing into Charlie's future contraction of STDs, and of course, he did help invent it
@Kat.Evangeline2 жыл бұрын
Dr. Anthony Lizard F - ouchi did actually 😜
@tsoul13334 жыл бұрын
Go get me a hammer and I'll show ya! Okay!🤣 You must be so proud.🤣🤣
@shawnrose75644 жыл бұрын
Thats what my brother always says to me...cause I'm the mistake child.
@michaelpeets72613 жыл бұрын
HAHAWWW I know. You must be So Proud Mann.
@ricstormwolf2 жыл бұрын
Jake going after the young ones. Just like his uncle Charlie 🤣🤣
@arielbanks5557 Жыл бұрын
He didn't
@rattykapitan98505 жыл бұрын
“Your uncle helped invent them”😂😂
@taylordrn38714 жыл бұрын
that was like 18 burns in a row 😆😆
@dez35403 жыл бұрын
"Buuut ya won't....s'that whatcha sayin'?!" 😂
@anushilamukerji24784 жыл бұрын
For you I could go to the ends of the Earth, but coming back is whole other question... LMAO Charlie you are the best!
@jimmylives3 жыл бұрын
Show went down the drain after him
@AkshatSharma15052 жыл бұрын
@@jimmylives If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that...
@jaimienichols56495 жыл бұрын
Alan sounded like Kermit when he said you have a girlfriend
@tcookie82364 жыл бұрын
Its a reference to his doll thing Alan had a few episodes before!
@jonjay29093 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling that was improvised by Jon Cryer haha
@lynnlobliner39333 жыл бұрын
He doesn't know what Uncle Charlie means about using a hammer but he can ask, "Ball peen or claw hammer."
@jamesroyal17395 жыл бұрын
Charlie, besides u being a great actor ,your writers are ,were great , luv u man
@navalkumarshukla94472 жыл бұрын
"I can go to the end of the world for you,coming back's a whole other question" - And so he summarized his life.
@Stoneman1801903 жыл бұрын
Jake: as soon as I get my license i’m out of here Alan: sure you can drive your girlfriend to Gymboree Jake: at least I can have a girlfriend Alan ( mimicking Jake): at least I have a girlfriend
@andrewwu52414 жыл бұрын
Holy crap this is the best circle roasting I’ve seen on television
@anesumukura73123 жыл бұрын
I like the way berta just looked at jake when he said she’s 9 😂😂😂😂
@redips4 жыл бұрын
Charlie: I know we could prevented you if using a condom. This is on you Alan!!
@ResolvedMC2 жыл бұрын
One of many bad decisions he made in his life.
@EzErNzK5 жыл бұрын
You fell asleep on your keyboard naming this video? Lol
@jamesequanimity99634 жыл бұрын
Sid you also fell asleep putting that name on your youtube?
@tcookie82364 жыл бұрын
I Like this comment XD
@lucasrosa23574 жыл бұрын
Its probably a bot,
@hardcorehardware3614 жыл бұрын
Dude 1 year later I saw this comment and laughed my ass off lol
@kevinlakhansingh45264 жыл бұрын
IKR
@ZeroQ20125 жыл бұрын
You misspelled RghMmL it’s supposed to be RrgHhMnF ......Yes I know I know grammar nazi but i had to do it
@daddylonglegs684 жыл бұрын
Lol
@DrRudy-em5nw4 жыл бұрын
it would be funny if he actually change it
@autumnsartain84293 жыл бұрын
Something about that reminded me of carl
@kimerlyhogan65674 жыл бұрын
Anyone notice how long it’s taking Alan to put cream cheese on that bagel?
@nicnic39024 жыл бұрын
I thought I was only one who saw that..lol. The quantity though..
@seanpenn86114 жыл бұрын
“Ball Peen Or Claw Hammer?” Lol
@tankdogization4 жыл бұрын
“At least I have a girlfriend.”
@saira_61512 жыл бұрын
It would have been better to ask Chelsea what she didn't need lol poor Charlie he really cared about her.
@rohitgarg0444 жыл бұрын
This video just hit really hard. Stds and charlie🙌🏻😂 The producers knew it all along
@nischay23746 жыл бұрын
Atleast I have a girlfriend
@fawful944 жыл бұрын
At LeAsT i HaVe a GiRLfRiEnD
@nischay23744 жыл бұрын
@@fawful94 😂
@redips4 жыл бұрын
Touché
@AgentAnime953 жыл бұрын
Not of legal age though.
@williamhudson84934 жыл бұрын
Sarcasm playing leapfrog, l can’t stop laughing...... so good !!
@tjsmith73553 жыл бұрын
Bruh Alan spent almost 5 minutes putting cream cheese on a bagel. Dude just eat the frickin bagel after the first smear of cream cheese.
@abdulrockman39922 жыл бұрын
Berta's reaction is priceless
@redpanda07263 жыл бұрын
how long does it take alan to smear butter on a bagle
@Lucas_Tulic4 жыл бұрын
Who takes that long to spread butter on a freaking bagel???
@ricstormwolf2 жыл бұрын
Who puts butter on a bagel?? You put cream cheese on a bagel.
@Outlaw89083 жыл бұрын
The hammer bit gets me every time.
@shrektheiii.3495 жыл бұрын
The uploader is using high Valyrian , show some respect
@mythoughtsxcttheexempt21122 жыл бұрын
It stung: At least I have a girlfriend 🤣🤣🤣
@upsidedown36564 жыл бұрын
" Your uncle helped invent them " XD!!! Funny as hell. I was watching this in the car and the driver was just staring at me, but I didn't care!
@Kishi201019866 жыл бұрын
2:30 mins to put cream cheese!!! Wtf
@bithiahbrooks47095 жыл бұрын
Kishi20101986 he's weird
@fernandomelgar8925 жыл бұрын
That's alan
@paullittle46225 жыл бұрын
Kishi20101986 yes well spotted
@marvelousmarvelous25295 жыл бұрын
@kishi20101986, lol..I was saying the same thing..
@UmarFarooq-yx7rw4 жыл бұрын
Thats how white people do it
@fernandoortiz2051 Жыл бұрын
Hola amigo esos son ameriranos ee uu es un pais rico
@ariamaze90814 жыл бұрын
May god, I just love those come backs burns!!!
@tumacho75465 жыл бұрын
This show was amazing
@matt36065 жыл бұрын
Yeah dude. I was thinking, very soon I'll see this show again.
@jowolf21873 жыл бұрын
I’m voting claw hammer. Less fuss. Just one quick swipe and bye bye Jake
@nathaninostroza75813 жыл бұрын
The Anti jake jokes are great. Another very good is when he warns Charlie "we wouldnt have this problems if u just put a tv in my room" and charlies comeback is the Best "we wouldnt have this problems if i just put a python in your room" sick shit indeed, and Anti Evelyn scenes are great too.
@davidhenrylake20475 жыл бұрын
@1:38 - @1:39 Danny The Puppet is back!
@abbhiis4 жыл бұрын
Who doesn't love that creepy toy
@bigd29114 жыл бұрын
She’s nine😂😂😂
@NiVi1924 жыл бұрын
Wasn't even tempted!😂😂😂
@JohnDoe-yy5tp5 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see Cinnamons Buns. Can't seem to find.......
@gustavsmit57886 жыл бұрын
The best roasts i have ever seen 😂😂 lmao
@taltorelli3 жыл бұрын
@1:35 Alan whipped out a Pee-wee Herman impression. Lol
@chas7665 жыл бұрын
That was the funniest 3 min ever
@houmamaljondi21693 жыл бұрын
this scene is amazing!
@fredim75615 жыл бұрын
This scene is so good.
@nayansingh39784 жыл бұрын
Miss this show
@patrickmertz34834 жыл бұрын
Could Allen take any longer buttering that bagel
@user-vf4ky2ok7m5 жыл бұрын
jesus fucking christ i was just focused on alan and his bread the whole time..eat the damn bread already
@MikeyTheCartoon5 жыл бұрын
How much cream cheese does one bagel need Alan???
@upsidedown36564 жыл бұрын
You gotta find everyone here as funny as heck! 😆😀❤👍!!!!
@alfonsovallejo26653 жыл бұрын
I loved how this show was full of sick burns.
@obilatenationally28904 жыл бұрын
The amount of butter or cream cheese hes putting on the bread wtf
@amulyagoyal92 жыл бұрын
How much Spread is Alan gonna put!
@vikramsarangan18 Жыл бұрын
The name for this video could be some weird communication lingo for criminals 🤣😂
@courageandpeace19444 жыл бұрын
Man is the only living being who cuts trees, makes paper, and writes “SAVE TREES” on itMarriage is the chief cause of divorce.Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shopBehind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wifeI was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they’re cramming for their final examMost people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quitHave you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniacIf you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that ageWe learn from experience that men never learn anything from experienceMarriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemyNever have more children than you have car windowsNever go to a doctor whose office plants have diedA computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxingHow many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my handDo not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it aliveAnalyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching televisionIf you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: ‘Duh.'If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightningWhen I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I’m beginning to believe it.High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the foreheadIf you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpesDon’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in AustraliaPolitical correctness is tyranny with mannersHe who laughs last didn’t get the joke.Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakesA bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.”If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill youkzbin.info/www/bejne/nJesl4OZjZ2HbZI
@Garcia35973 жыл бұрын
Alan takes forever spreading that shit on the bagel tf. I would’ve been done eating that by now.
@ellnatsАй бұрын
1:37 oh good god Danny voice!!!
@99ariyaratnamj5 жыл бұрын
Sure you can drive your girlfriend to Gymboree...
@daredevils007bond3 жыл бұрын
Charlie Sheen can make even the title of this video INTERESTING
@oldmate99693 жыл бұрын
Title had me hooked
@charlykate87315 жыл бұрын
Isn't that too much butter Alan?
@not-so-smartaleck89874 жыл бұрын
Other people were saying cream cheese. Guess it doesn't matter.
@kahoaliiaiu71302 жыл бұрын
My dad loves Chelsea and when it comes to the show Chelsea is my dads favorite and he likes Charlie too
@dunderzack4 жыл бұрын
i see the title was very thought out.
@CharlesASG2 жыл бұрын
You must be so proud !! 🤣🤣🤣
@johnnyaxon_4 жыл бұрын
The title is on greenlandic language
@aubreywallace79182 жыл бұрын
No i didnt iam mr Myplxzvit.from Superman In lov wit Bertha.Butt🤯🤯🤪
@benedictus90152 жыл бұрын
Now we gotta use a hammer
@hadzrahatta8599 Жыл бұрын
When i have dhiarrea i eat anyway..
@FP194872 жыл бұрын
This 3 min is pack with jokes
@moriokamario52474 жыл бұрын
At least I have a girlfriend. ~oooooof level 1000
@TermlessHGW3 жыл бұрын
More to the point, apart from him not being able to write a title, he can't even upload a clip properly. All of them start and end often in the middle of a sentence.
@moratrolls8743 жыл бұрын
So many burns😂
@zaeemnasarullah Жыл бұрын
I don’t get what Charlie means by preventing Jake with a hammer. Someone please explain it to me.
@arielbanks5557 Жыл бұрын
It means nothing, he just wants to hit him with a hammer
@pedrobricenocarpio60083 жыл бұрын
No charlie, no show.
@nisharoka80863 жыл бұрын
your uncle helped invent them OMG🤣
@rjnation23554 жыл бұрын
This title was very misleading.. but good news is that it’s an easy video to did find.
@OriginalAtomicSheep4 жыл бұрын
I'm with Jake, what's the hammer for?
@TheClayton8274 жыл бұрын
To make sure he doesn't have kids by giving him a do it yourself vasectomy
@eliotalderson78892 жыл бұрын
@@TheClayton827 are u sure it was not to kill him 😂 ur dummer than jake ...both of u
@kanielreuben67933 жыл бұрын
Rip Berta
@sayanghosh21775 жыл бұрын
IS ALAN EVER GOING TO EAT THE FUCKIN BREAD?
@questioneverything62704 жыл бұрын
Jake bodied him with that burn
@AnCapone18992 жыл бұрын
Two and a half roasts
@joseluki4 жыл бұрын
1:54 No, you don't
@challambrothers62512 жыл бұрын
Ugh Alan with his bread and butter is just so frustrating to watch
@arielbanks5557 Жыл бұрын
Cream cheese and bagel**
@shefchenko1115 жыл бұрын
This is... just the best clip!
@Guilhon4 жыл бұрын
its sad what they did to jake
@chevarwilson60432 жыл бұрын
How much butter does that bagel need...and why dies it irritate me so