The Anime Marble Race

[@MaddisonBaek]

I did that :)

[@ZoomerMirek]

kino

[@shrimp9618]

99% of weebs quit before they hit their big win and buy a marble

[@avarisi]

This is what happens when you don't enable AYAYA.

[@seanod1234]

Oh god I thought I missed the stream can’t wait for 2030

[@cinnis5670]

Omg same I thought I missed my opportunity for a marble. I need him to watch "Attack on Titan but only season 4 (and 1 (one) random episode from the previous seasons)"

[@Vrook-t5y]

When is the next leap year

[@Ikenhauer]

This is the actual reason Joe doesn't stream anymore. Weebs are getting dangerously close to getting their way.

[@Rise65487]

you say that as if Joe wasn't a weeb himself. the reason he dosn't stream anymore isn't because weebs might take over, it's because he's afraid he might have to admit to being one of them at some point.

[@dyermaker4731]

Holy shit I’ve been wondering for like 2 years what the fuck marbles was and here we are

[@toodths]

that opening is crazy good holy shit, genuinely well done with this everyone involved

[@Evanz111]

Dear god, doing a summary of the marble lore is like trying to do a 10 minute recap of One Piece. If anyone’s up to the task: then it’s you.

[@asdfhsfdtehaed]

41:11 The inclusion of the akira sound was a 10/10 editing decision

[@A_Windmill]

Wait, I didn't know the OreImo marble came in after the twist in Twelve Minutes. That's actually genius.

[@cycy8699]

twelve chromosomes

[@Fefedefefessle]

jesus CHRIST that intro.

[@komos3719]

Frankly most anime premises are insane. And ones that aren't are usually hiding something. Having said that, Dokuro-chan is in fact a foundational anime.

[@justincruz8050]

What the fuck

[@Draffut2003]

Like it should be forever entombed in cement?

[@komos3719]

​@@Draffut2003 Listen, I'm not exactly happy to admit it but I'm not about to lie either.

[@zephshoir]

And yet we are still far off from doing the actual marble race that will finally decide what anime he gets to watch

[@TheScottShepard]

that intro was incredible!

[@dtrh6442]

of course it's 2h, what did i expect even

[@fadmanloki660]

You do such a great job turning what should be second screen content into something seriously fighting for my undivided attention. Great job with the music too!

[@BensonLe]

Lmaooo came home work in a sweat thinking i missed the big marble stream i was gonna cry 😭

[@greenyxd7298]

I know you spent a lot of time angry that there was no clean ambiance audio file for the Tarnished introduction. i feel your pain

[@myyoutubeaccount4167]

"She runs him over then revives him with CPR before hitting him on the head with her left-handed, electric bass guitar and proceeds to stalk him" What

[@LanceThumping]

Kinda accurate. Though FLCL seems more like a vibes show where the plot doesn't really mean anything and it's just about feelings. At least that's what I got from it, I didn't like it but I know people who thought it was amazing.

[@nanashi7779]

0:01 in the beginning was the Weeb and the Weeb was with Joe and the Weeb was Joe.

[@zviyeri9117]

0:50 oh this aged badly :(

[@sayonara3926swat]

I can't believe i watched 2 hours of this and was so entertained :D

[@jamesrocks130]

"More to come soon" for sure for sure...

[@ElBeiro]

I need a Monogatari marble man. Joe would love it

[@haruhirogrimgar6047]

@ElBeiro Nise would be the biggest laugh for him.

[@tunamayo586]

I feel like he would find kizumonogatari movies entertaining, dont know if hed like it though

[@ElBeiro]

IT HAPPENED, I'M ACTUALLY CRYING.

[@SleepyGwiffin]

Watching this just after playing In Stars & Time and hearing that InsertDisc5, who made it, redeemed nichijou was surely an experience

[@lmnt66]

Chicory cameo at 1:27, I‘m pogging beyond measure

[@komos3719]

I remember the intro from a while ago and couldn't find it. Glad to see it here!

[@pigonionsalad]

god I wish streams were back I want a marble for the 100 girlfriends who really really really really really love you

[@AquaJV]

❌❌

[@blipnblopus4430]

Thank you, avarisi. You're a legend

[@Davakl]

Thanks for making this video, I was starting to rewatch all the supercuts again. New lore for the Joseph Anderson rabbit hole newbie

[@cabracadabra_4256]

Great ancient reptilian brain impression

[@KTM_343]

i swear this video could go on a professional portfolio

[@smartsport]

I love seeing a compilation of Joe repeatedly incredulously going "another marble?!?" Amazing dramatic irony

[@Aztecpwn]

I'm so hyped! I never knew the full story

[@TheGameEssayist]

All these rich bastards and not ONE of them has made joe read the synopsis of Boku No Pico

[@Crucile]

the content drought is FUCKING ME UP

[@Coalaboooy]

This is where weebs have truly won 57:54

[@foop87]

That intro is goated

[@hundvd_7]

21:10 These wikipedia synopses are pissing me off so far. They are _so_ bad. I mean, it's a terrible idea to judge a book by its synopsis anyways, but these ones are _all_ terribly written as well.

[@Draffut2003]

So they are as good as the anime?

[@n00bist723]

My weeb in chat, it's a synopsis for an anime the foundation is terribly written.

[@xdscorpoinz6394]

Weeb defender located, what do we do with him sir?

[@cycy8699]

the rare biter for the copious amount of weeb rage bait in this whole community lmao

[@finn_underwood]

Good news! If you think you can write better... it's wikipedia! Anyone can edit it!

[@kandiman0703]

Ohh wow! a 2 hr video of joe, that I can workout to

[@Rablazone]

Now that I know what the marbles are for we need to collectively come up with a plan to empower my freebie marble into a real one.

[@mustard9933]

HypnoJADS was so peak

[@SantoLucasST]

my god the effort 👏

[@HenryWayat]

What's more to come, Joe's stuck and he doesn't even have a step sister to help him out

[@victor_schroder]

One day he will be the weeb lord

[@Esberns]

Based Joe regonizing death note peak

[@snowyborne]

"more to come soon"

[@carcinized]

honestly a little shocked at how early yuru camp was suggested lol

[@KhayX__X]

More to come soon?? I can’t wait :)

[@MrMctastics]

I hope somebody adds Dai Mahou Touge to the list because Jesus Christ is that an anime

[@zalaquin]

Space Dandy would have been awesome

[@eauvoir]

the selfie of dorian weeb, holy shit la'mayo

[@HER3411]

Perhaps someday there will be another

[@rotyler]

aw hell ya love the races

[@stevedaguy9639]

I just figured he was too busy having more kids i'm an hour in and i realize he's probably gone because nobody would want to face monsters like us

[@phoenyck]

I think Joseph has stopped streaming out of fear for new anime marbles and having to do the anime marbles race

[@xscaralienx9398]

0:44 oh... :(

[@ozzi9816]

This is what no Joe does to a man

[@finn_underwood]

I love how these summaries are all from Wikipedia, a website literally anyone can edit the contents of. Meaning that any anime with a bad synopsis simply means its fanbase wasn't attentive enough to care about the wikipedia page and ensure its summary is good, ergo Joe is allowed to safely conclude it isn't deserving of his refined palette. I see no flaw in this logic from Joe. All anime he dismissed due to summaries were valid dismissals. Please address all complaints to the Wikipedia front desk, I shall be in my quarters. Adieu.

[@fjordon87]

It's Boyonetta!

[@theorixlux]

TF are we doing waiting on George RR Martin for the next GoT installment. We need to pressure this Madison Beak guy to do it lol

[@chara2974]

47:47 did anyone ever try making jerma say that ?

[@Guwi]

God bless you

[@LanceThumping]

49:00, Called it. The first 3/4ths is really good and then the author never wrote anything good after that. I've never seen Bakuman or Skip! Yamada-kun but Platinum End was so awful that neither of those might as well exist.

[@willostrand6555]

Do you think he’d count the Japanese dub of King of the Hill?

[@albersonic11]

When will the marble race happen

[@armageddongirl612]

1:08:50 holy shit thats fuckin ME

[@frankomancer]

@@armageddongirl612 I was a fool and wasted my first time comment asking him if Lies of P was as good as I hoped it would be, damn

[@gama2064]

recommding Mha or Jjk might genuinely be worse than straight up trash Anime because at least that can be funny.

[@ginabro6396]

Can I get a marble for finishing the video

[@mingaleg]

1:55:52 We were on the verge of greatness :(

[@falco2911]

93 days

[@railroading5726]

of course an eastern euro would reccomend a feel-good show like yuru camp

[@Adam-er5mk]

Please we need and eric explainer im so confused

[@falco2911]

19:36 kzbin.info/www/bejne/mZC3pmdmmsxohZY

[@hinagikukatsura7144]

is joseph anderson still streaming?

[@freakmaster3639]

🕈︎♓︎⧫︎♍︎♒︎♏︎❒︎ 🗏︎

[@cokeMONSTERps3]

AYAYA

[@williamhowland9977]

Pour one out for the pour souls too encumbered by shame to appreciate anime

[@aristizle8797]

Spy X Family is actually pretty good

[@DevanConrad]

Witcher 3 Marble

[@JigChu7]

Dang no one with Re:Zero? I think he would enjoy that

[@lordtouchme77]

Most chat got no taste, nobody even bringing up show like fate zero, made in abyss, death parade, parasyte, and like you say re:zero. Even amazing show like frieren and odd taxi got ignored

[@binkiebrew]

NO! HE WOULD NOT! RE ZERO IS ASS!!!! and even if it wasnt, the premise it self isnt something joe would like

[@binkiebrew]

@@lordtouchme77 dont recommend made in abyss either that one is creepy. I think everyone ignored the weird shit and remember the cool world building but rewatching it is one of the most gross things of all time man. Go rewatch it its really bad. Also death parade has a marble now (joe said he liked that one and hoped it won)

[@RoanoraZoro123]

@@binkiebrew Can you explain why its ass? Do you think its too woke for Joe?

[@snowdevil002]

I thought this dude was a weeb

[@NecroNekoMancer]

LOCK IT IN

[@zulphar4127]

There's so many weebs