Avengers Cast Reads New Thanos Children's Book

[@luzgalan158]

*Chris H’s voice gets deeper every second* - *Chris E couldn’t stop laughing* 😭😭

[@lei3158]

Hehehehe saggy nuts

[@akifmuhdirfan9335]

@@lei3158 HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@audreyh08]

And Chris p wasn’t even there

[@melonie_1510]

@@audreyh08 I really love the Chris trio 😂😂

[@melissadaisy]

Cheadle just FURIOUS about Groot and Soot gets me every time

[@dropthemikerophone]

Me too

[@brf09]

610th like

[@rayantyeo]

ME TOO LMAOOO

[@sophiemaratto4982]

I love your pfp❤️ I miss her so much!

[@yveewong]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Anjushree]

*Renner:* "I mean they really should've just called me. I could've got this done real quick" 😂😂😂

[@littlebag3l]

I started reading this one when he actually started saying it haha

[@joeypavlik3440]

I know said the weakest avenger

[@z7983]

@@joeypavlik3440 He could've aimed much much much better than Thor lol

[@dannikim8861]

All he needed was a bow and arrow wih ant man on it

[@savbb7556]

Joey Pavlik don’t even try to disrespect him.

[@ava.1857]

I love how Hawkeye said "they should of just called me"

[@narendramartosudarmo]

He would have aimed for the head with some really powerful arrows.

[@nonconformist36]

should HAVE*

[@nonconformist36]

@@danielfernandez3926 I doubt that Jeremy Renner used that word instead of have, hobknocker.

[@ulquiorralc4296]

MVP

[@PeachLemonade_]

@@Marieeee8787 stop. u are wrong.

[@fizzyizzydiy7475]

Jimmy: “Ok gather your kids around the television” Avengers: *beep* *beep* *beeeep*

[@sierrawyman600]

😂

[@jeffjeff6078]

*#+’ the avengers, this book is $#!+

[@lunahetfield]

Fizzy Izzy DIY yup totally kid friendly!

[@myooowmeiii7368]

😂😂😂 LOL

[@txshiroo._]

Stan Lee: aM I A jOKE tO YOu

[@arunpra7anth]

Thor: Glad you got the relationship sorted. Half the universe is dead. 🤣🤣🤣

[@rtmusicvideos431]

He didn't even get the relationship sorted by doing that! That's the sad part!

[@humanchild6378]

Gamora and Starlord are both together now 😂

[@ToxicSkull0]

Arunprasanth Loganathan lmaoo yes very funny haha

[@Floppzy]

half the universe is dead? thor shouldve gone for the head.

[@eunicejoy1136]

Istg Thor sums up my sentiments for Starlord zjsjdkkdd but it's not like Strange didn't see that coming and that's the only way that's left

[@radish1395]

Thor blaming Star Lord. Everyone blaming Thor. At least both showed up. Hawk Eye knew if he was invited, there wouldn't have to be an End Game.

[@kosmonavt5125]

"It's Thor's fault!" They all said. "It's Star Lord's fault," Thor replied. But we can all agree That Thanos would be dead If only someone went for the head

[@mannypap1379]

Ironman punch him to the head...

[@blackraven028]

manny pap And where is Ironman now?

[@milk-el8vq]

@@kosmonavt5125 without Thor they still would have lost but worse without starlord they would have won

[@mochi9043]

@@kosmonavt5125 yeah but the person who f'd up first was starlord. And I also tried to rhyme this , but no luck. I haven't slept properly in days

[@NTLJulie007]

Mark ruffalo: f*** Thor Chris Hemsworth:f*** the avengers 🤣🤣🤣

[@annag.8910]

reminds me of “voting for yourself would be lame” “i’m going to vote for myself”

[@vainika7306]

@@annag.8910 I do remember

[@manasas868]

@@annag.8910 Chris Hemsworth is a mood 😂🤣

[@RRios0027]

Book is sh*t

[@coledakers6127]

4:04

[@SamLinDuer]

"I am inevitable" said Thanos with a grin, for he thought that he was about to win. But as he tried to snap and realized he failed, the stones were gone and then he turned pale. He turned to face Tony and realized what he planned, Tony then revealed the stones were on his hand. As he sat there injured and with his right hand raised, he said "I am Iron Man" and with a snap the universe was saved. As Thanos and his army died one by one, the Avengers looked at Tony and saw what he had done. Tony looked at the boy he saw as a son, and then Peter told him "You did it Mr. Stark, we won". The next day a funeral took place, to remember a hero who saved the human race. We all will never forget Iron Man's name, but now the world will never be the same. It took me 30 minutes to make this ...also I tried so hard to fit I love you 3000 in there but couldn't do it...if anyone could come with something please let me know

[@ambarrivera6049]

Seriously underrated comment right here. I don't watch the Avengers but I'm kinda sad Mr. Stark died :(

[@ashopp9392]

Maannn....I don't have words to express my feelings. Sam, I love you 3000

[@SamLinDuer]

@@ashopp9392 thx man

[@JBonjubia]

But then Thanos remebered as his body turned to dust. That the fourteen million other Thanos's done what someone must. He had won more times that he could count. That this one loss would not mount.

[@REJIHA]

beautiful work! i wish more people get to see this comment 😤

[@uncommonmythic3404]

“Glad you got your relationship sorted, half of the universe is dead” Chris Hemsworth 2019

[@ulisuawesome]

Except he didn't even accomplish that XD

[@jessturn]

Haha

[@Bentola23]

Uu

[@lisah147]

Lol quote of the year. Also gotta get time, place and EXACT date. Can’t just be 2019, it has to be _________ _________ yeah, that should do it,

[@maisliemayo8253]

You have 666 likes 😂

[@lauramalo142]

Mark: F*** Thor Chris H.: F*** the Avengers 😂😂😂😂 They are the best

[@vinsthatguy7701]

ItS mArk R yOu ChIlD

[@SchizoFrog3]

😂😂😂😂

[@lauramalo142]

Derpboi 99 haha 😂

[@YungSSmoka]

Laura malo I thought u meant the Chris with America’s Ass Edit: I didn’t see the H after Chris so this comment isn’t funny :/

[@nerdtuga9180]

F*** Batman

[@w_at_er]

The Avengers 1:They won AoU:They won Infinity war:They lost Hawkeye: I WAS GONE FOR FIVE MINUTES AND THIS HAPPENED

[@chainuser7401]

Arissa Tu lol

[@JoshuaMiguelARoa]

Thats good wissom

[@SpongeBobFanatic2K6]

Endgame: We won, Mr. Stark.

[@ocksgirlfriend4792]

that was for civil war dumbass not endgame or infinity war

[@Hmmm777]

I'm retired like what? Five minutes and.. I forgot

[@cryoforceyeet8893]

I love how jeremy doesn't have any clue,because he wasn't in infinity war

[@AI.industry]

Ahhhh yea

[@beepboop9488]

That's why they failed

[@AI.industry]

Um nah

[@AI.industry]

Hawkeye weak

[@L.K-19]

Sir Yousif They lost cause of Hawkeye Avengers 1 Hawkeye was there they won Avengers 2 Hawkeye was there they won Civil war Hawkeye was partly there caps team partly won Avengers 3 Hawkeye was not there they lost Avengers 4 Hawkeye was there they won BOOOM HAWKEYE IS THE REAL MVP

[@crystaldee7185]

Spider-Man crawled to iron man with everything he could And said “Mr Stark, I don’t feel so good...”

[@samira1714]

do you think making me cry is cool 😔👊

[@sum1rllyspecial]

Go to your room and think about what you’ve done.

[@dimonawamukenyi7307]

You broke my heart again crew this😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@sdeebak1436]

Crystal Dee THAT LINE HAD ME DYING😭😭😭

[@newslenderarts]

Mr stark i feel like im dead

[@asiquenaimurzessan6878]

WHAT A NAUGHTY BOY !!! Mark Ruffalo - 2019

[@josephholder4492]

Sisi MSP Well yes but no

[@lilskwr]

That was favorite line of the whole skit

[@itsalbertobro7353]

No one: Actullay no one: Chris evans: hehehehehe SaGgY nUtS

[@abdullasajid3]

Lol😂😂 Cap would be like LaNgUaGe

[@dawnfinder2104]

His personality matches that of an immature tween and like so does mine

[@Fyxles]

Lmao

[@khalil42]

Albert Tra i feel like rhodeys voice is the best voice out of all characters

[@ummeiguess]

right? lol we're all 12 again 😂

[@1980StarWarsGuy]

"But his name ain't Grut" Marvel: Guardians of the galaxy vol.3, Grut's return

[@That_Guy_Ty]

1980s and Star wars Guy grut is groots forgotten little brother.

[@MegaExCaliber]

@@That_Guy_Ty or half cousin since the only one in between them both is Star Trek

[@keerthanab9964]

LMAOOO

[@fusedbymyst]

Yeah

[@LittleNinjaJasmin]

"Wake up your children and gather them in front of the TV cuz its story time!" *proceeds to swear 300 times*

[@libbyvuong1463]

Jasmeme Vergarage you forgot the extra 0 it needs to be 3000

[@tonifcbarca]

@@libbyvuong1463 ikr

[@ghostie5580]

Libby Vuong 😞😞

[@gabrielaforero8362]

Libby Vuong omg my heart dropped 😢 😭

[@Z3noxxy]

Yes.

[@zoenunn410]

“You think they’d let the black characters go... to where the black people were” *Im wheezing*

[@ChouRaiyuki]

@@squibbies7015 Supposedly much of the cast didn't know the full story; maybe that stemmed from that?

[@jaydonboettcher7562]

im shaking and quaking in my boots

[@Synnerster]

@@ChouRaiyuki but this was after Infinity war not before

[@georgelinford5576]

yeah turns out they actually did lmao

[@antaress9302]

bro....

[@khaledalsharhan5935]

No one: Not a single soul: Literally no one: Chris hemsworth:F the avengers

[@curly2x325]

Ong lmao he’s done with them😂

[@miniluv7330]

Mark Ruffalo: F*** Thor

[@roselindream278]

Literally though Nobody: Star Lord and Hulk: F Thor

[@_sumkid_]

I’m teaming with the guardians of the galaxy now....... Even tho they lost to.....

[@marianomariavictoriasophia2529]

80% Swearing 10% Roasting Thanos 3% Complaining about the rhyming 2% Complaining about Soot 5% Roasting Thor

[@altheasfate1539]

Hinata Hyuga 1% roasting star lord

[@wolfeevi]

It’s 4% roasting Thor and 1% roasting Star-Lord

[@user-pi4wr4td2m]

1%Chris h .roasts the avengers

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

3000% missing RDJ

[@thebeautyofannihilation]

@@Nat_the_Chicken i see what you did there

[@chotikayo]

they say it was a children's book, ALL STARTS CURSING

[@Jonny-xq5cb]

Because cursing means your funny apparently!

[@jonwall8747]

That it does

[@OswaldDigestiveClinic]

haha!

[@allegraanegra455]

Jonny 5 no just when they do it.

[@lisah147]

Jonny 5 Too troo Yes I said troo, I’m looking at you Cheadle. IM LOOKING AT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@TheSinnersBlog]

chris hemsworth defending thor while everyone else bashes him is priceless

[@toastiexox6548]

JIkness_ Playz r/woooooosh

[@nuttskippy6293]

JIkness_ Playz r/woooosh

[@plagueman049]

@JIkness_ Playz Honestly, I don't think you really deserve the r/whoosh either. Also, NuttSkippy and toastiexox, it's just 2 o's for god's sakes.

[@nuttskippy6293]

MedicMaster049 k

[@melonie_1510]

As Ruffalo would say, "F*cking Thor" 😂😂😂

[@anonymous5392]

It's crazy really how Thor was the only one who caused him life threatening damage in Infinity war, and yet all r blaming him😂😂

[@enzotakerian5488]

He REALLY should have gone for the head

[@rockydazzz9564]

@@enzotakerian5488 cause he shoots he scores

[@sofiam1945]

@@enzotakerian5488 if you think about it he could have gone for the hand, no hand no snap...

[@jessien.5228]

@@enzotakerian5488 actually Peter nyquil ruined it first

[@arturocastroverde3349]

@@jessien.5228 is understandable thanos killed gamora he have all right to be mad

[@diskdrive6113]

When you realise you can’t buy this book Thanos: reality is often disappointing

[@kahkashenjamal7580]

IKR I want that book

[@acethecinderace5528]

Thanos in the beginning of Endgame: *Is peacefully eating food* Thanos the rest of Endgame: I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD AGAIN

[@audreyh08]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@this_is_a_friendly_hello4527]

dammit i have to change my profile again

[@diskdrive6113]

I've had enough kris don’t plz

[@garmakage3060]

Bruce Banner:#$### Thor Thor:#%##$## the avengers YEA SO KID FRIENDLY 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@cinna3611]

Garma Kage Thor has 3 kids lmao

[@homiewaffle5059]

Very kid friendly :)

[@cinna3611]

Ayman Yashar heh and don

[@colbycheese6156]

I know right

[@BlackHawkNL]

And it still ended with space genocide...

[@joachsworld6364]

Now they need an Endgame storybook after this

[@rayray2528]

And it starts with thor went for the head.....

[@person954]

That one isn't just needed for traumatized children

[@MoonRR_]

Joach's World, they can NEVER make a depressing death like Tony’s happy sounding.

[@floro.9017]

@@person954 whatever, i am still trying to handle black widow's dead, if i cry all of us will, if someone fall all of them do it as well. (black Widow took it too seriously ... Ok, bad joke) But, now i am talking seriously, please god, make Natasha Romanoff revive in the upcoming black widow movie, that is all I want, I want more interviews to Scarlett Johansson about her character with her great humor sense and also want more black widow, i want, No, I NEED to see more of Scarlett Johansson's acting talent.

[@person954]

@Flor O. I miss Black Widow too... It was a huge mistake, and I wish it would be changed. They could at least throw her a funeral!

[@julianegeisler1070]

Anyone here who also thinks Chris Hemsworth has the perfect reading voice, because it's so deep and calm?

[@andrea-ms2jm]

pls im in love with him so much

[@nikkitarabochia8523]

I agree. It’s amazing 😍

[@jannatulferdousi7629]

Him and Benedict should have a podcast where they just talk for 5 hours

[@kendrakish6509]

omg YESSS

[@pinkyboy8576]

Yep because I truly would just fall asleep by first sentence

[@movedtodifferentchannel3560]

They should've called the book "The Angry Grape"

[@TEKKENKING23]

More like the angry raisin

[@TempestKrimps]

angery prune

[@deeya4957]

Hey...

[@yoongieclipse8387]

Thanos don’t be offended you ugly chewed up wad of grape bubble gum looking ass

[@yoongieclipse8387]

Thanos lol I’m kidding I know this is a troll account

[@flacky5341]

*In Infinity War, Doesnt go for the head* All of the avengers: “THOR!! *Goes for the head in endgame* All of the remaining Avengers: “THOR!!!!”

[@enderstar5464]

Flacky that’s why you don’t invite a pissed off, depressed, unstable asgardian to thanos even if he asked for it

[@shamellmichaels291]

Yep

[@shamellmichaels291]

THOR!!!!

[@fvtii284]

Aislinn’s Animals seems about right 😂

[@jamieevans3346]

You just cant please them

[@staticsentry1807]

I would of lost my s*** if hawk eye said “ I retire for what... 5 minutes and it all goes to s*** “

[@user-yc6vr8vn5j]

Jeremy Renner*

[@topkek6232]

@@user-yc6vr8vn5j But Jeremy Renner didn't retire?

[@ohheylads]

@Gerald Boy okay bro but why so many bro

[@BlackHawkNL]

Lol that'd be hilarious dude!! Btw detective Pikachu and Ryan Reynolds are both awesome, so they're the perfect 'combo' Lmao

[@noroutine5752]

I read s*** as soot and it surprisingly works.

[@baileyboops]

Everyone: Really Thor Chris Hemsworth: It’s ah, Starlords Fault He got all emotional about his girlfriend, Glad u got your relationship sorted, Half The Universe Is Dead ||Sorry if I spelt Chris’ Last Name Wrong😏

[@soobinsno.1]

you did its Hemsworth. You were close though

[@rideerygualtier7595]

No you actually got it right don't worry

[@ummeiguess]

he's not wrong lol

[@claragee8619]

I blame Star Lord, it was all his fault

[@jennifernewkirk4747]

@@soobinsno.1 they went back and fixed it, that’s why I was about to comment that they didn’t spell it wrong.

[@thehorsesnamewasfriday8695]

“He made half of the universe say what the crap” LITERALLY I CANT STOP SCREAMING

[@jojoanimated7314]

Which half tho

[@thehorsesnamewasfriday8695]

Jojo Animated it’s at 2:25

[@riceismyname5491]

@@thehorsesnamewasfriday8695 i think they mean did the dead half or alive half say that

[@thehorsesnamewasfriday8695]

riceismyname and I oop-

[@aaustralian2016]

The only non swear they said

[@sand2575]

Jimmy: it’s a children’s book Chris h: f*** the avengers

[@keliyahjamison7771]

And than Chris E: Saggy nuts

[@NaTive219]

And “ f*ck thor “

[@miniluv7330]

“what the crap”

[@jorgejaime6582]

@@keliyahjamison7771 hu

[@jorgejaime6582]

@@NaTive219 hi

[@becca1822]

I need this to be read in Tom Hiddleston's angelic voice

[@tony2shanks]

Yes.

[@suylapolat1378]

Yes we do...

[@valula2028]

yes

[@mariamathew8803]

Yes..

[@tianajayne121]

the whole book

[@mblatty.]

“ gather your kids around “ all the characters cursing and talking about racism and thanos’ chin

[@alexmacleod882]

Ha Ha Ha Your Right

[@user-jo8gv6oi9z]

“sAgY NUtz”*

[@FreshTheMation]

F***u Thor yea lol

[@ummeiguess]

they're gonna learn it anyway lol I'm sure a lot of their parents curse at them lol

[@FreshTheMation]

ummeiguess lol

[@JynessaSwann]

"Glad you got your relationship sorted, half the universe is dead!" Exactly, thank you, well said

[@bassettholland3131]

Jynessa Swann 😂

[@kennyxie1879]

Welll getting mad at your father in law won't change anything star lord 😂😂

[@iman5147]

But then again, Thor still should've gone for the head.

[@iman5147]

@Tʜᴇ Lᴀᴍᴇ Aɴɪᴍᴀᴛᴏʀ Fair enough. But if Thor had gone for the head, Tony Stark wouldn't be dead

[@JynessaSwann]

@@iman5147 awwwww, Tony. Goddanmit MCU! Curse you

[@katiedonoghue7605]

Chris Hemsworth blaming Chris Pratt makes me so happy lmao.

[@twentyonealiens2910]

hello there dear clickie i saw your pfp and screamed

[@celestecorley24]

We the man only specks the truth

[@christopherrumantono2384]

Can't wait to see them argue in Asgardians of The Galaxy :D

[@Jetrules231]

We already know from endgame he can kick all of their asses without the gauntlet. Nobody on titan was powerful enough to stop him or use the gauntlet even if they did get it off and the glove was too big for them. Eventually mantis would have to let go and thanos would’ve killed everybody

[@acethecinderace5528]

LOL SAME

[@jj.c4ff]

Spider-Man crawled to Ironman with everything that he could And said “Mr Stark, I don’t feel so good..:” To which he replied “it’ll be okay” But by this time Spider-Man had faded away. Ironman grieved, he could not bare the pain. But he would get his revenge in the Endgame.

[@tahminakhair3791]

I think u r underrated

[@treyhagen5731]

bars

[@jazminwilliams6210]

Fire

[@wurmturm]

Overrated

[@Kaylaidascope]

he AVENGED him in endgame lol

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

Love the fact Chris Hemsworth is defending Thor for not going for the head, then throwing shade at Star Lord!! Also, everyone trying out rhyming "Groot" with "soot." ;)

[@roma8964]

Are you being sarcastic?

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

@@roma8964 No I wasn’t being sarcastic. It’s just that no one else was talking about Chris Pratt’s part in Thanos winning, so Chris Hemsworth reminding people of that and trying to put everything on Pratt made me laugh.😂

[@ravingmonkey216]

I was so confused at how they were saying soot. Why do they say it like sut?

[@ravingmonkey216]

@@dwad8710 Groot isn't pronounced like grut. Moot isn't pronounced like mut. Soot isn't pronounced like sut.

[@ravingmonkey216]

You've clearly turned to the dark side of English.

[@nateflynn8646]

I know that the cast we have hear was extensive But Rob Downey Jr. was too damn expensive

[@tcg4111]

here*

[@zynrith1970]

Nate Shectman here?

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

Oof

[@uctan7374]

Availabiliti depend on scheldule, the cast not just sitting at home eating donut and ưaiting to be called to the show you know

[@marydesrosiers9552]

Nate Shectman oh that made my day even better

[@patquaranto1587]

If Tom was in the video Tom reading: But Thor didn’t go for the head. Also Tom: Well actually in avengers endgame Thor does go for the hea-

[@dareen_sawalhi8960]

I can see this happening

[@heathermclean9502]

Omg this is so accurate!😂😂😂

[@tamarahayward9792]

That's why he wasn't there

[@ricardoalves9605]

aftertheburial most of the cast doesn't know what happens until the premiere

[@thedevil2325]

Yea

[@OscarIvann]

Captain Steve Rogers: LANGUAGE! Chris Evans: Saggy Nutz 😂

[@eternaldeal5195]

america?

[@CemreTube]

ASDFGDSDFGHJFDSDFG

[@ummeiguess]

@@eternaldeal5195 that's America's Ass to you

[@SpiderManMCUniverse]

Is saying nuts a bad word now?

[@OscarIvann]

Spider-Man no! But picture it this way, an elementary school kid says Saggy Nutz to his teacher💀 now he’s in trouble

[@Bwaatiss]

I literally come back to this video just to hear Cheadle get pissed about the "Groot/soot" rhyme and Chris H placing the blame on Starlord, where it properly belongs.

[@JoshKeithsInformationalVideos]

“I didn’t get to go to Wakanda” Yes, yes you did Don Cheadle

[@MustPlayMike]

He really really did and I'm mad that he said he didn't

[@xenon8117]

I think he said the wrong word based on what he said afterwards.

[@lbthebookworm2807]

He didn’t get to go to the city

[@justsomebody7248]

It's like he's saying that he wasn't born there like the other black people

[@justsomebody7248]

It's like he's saying that he wasn't born there like the other black people

[@KYNGA100]

If Tom Hiddleston had to read a part about Loki: “Loki was chocked to death. And Thor watched, out of breath.“

[@ikonic6461]

Dude 💔

[@Ashana.]

My heart💔😭😭

[@thej8330]

Imagine Tony eading the spiderman part

[@KYNGA100]

​@@thej8330 Peter collapsed. “Mister Stark, I don't feel so good" And Tony thought "Dying next time ? Maybe I should."

[@Niko-ir2vu]

Loki was out of breath too... 😐

[@sjurnilsen6342]

It should have been: "Dr. Strange and Starlord blew away, and Spider-Man didn't feel okay"

[@tonytiger6814]

Sjur Nilsen genius.

[@roadroller8851]

Someone hire this guy

[@emorch4723]

10/10

[@cheecheevods6741]

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍1090/10

[@uliana344]

3000/10

[@tinykermitong2406]

“I know its soot, but his name isn’t gruut.” “Yeah, gust, dust, *THAT RHYMES* .“

[@melonie_1510]

Don getting so mad at the book rhyming groot and soot is hilarious 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@JonathonFyck]

Jimmy: Gather your kids! Chris Evans: *Beep* Mark: *Beep* Chris Hemsworth: *Beep* Don Cheadle: *Beep*

[@PlushRecords]

Kid:dad what’s *beep*?

[@savetheearth4564]

@@PlushRecords dad:*sweating* lets watch elmo now..

[@PlushRecords]

Kid:That sucks peppa pig is better

[@purpificationsleftthigh]

Jonathon Fyck you have an unfortunate last name

[@ta5897]

Language

[@rowni]

Chris: * pointing at Thanos' chin * heheheh *saggy nuts*

[@tonifcbarca]

Wth

[@gabrielaforero8362]

Why Chris evens is the best Chris

[@entr3_nou5]

Further proof that Chris Evans is just a bunch of kids stacked in a trench coat

[@inkyxsquid]

Thanos the infinity chins

[@miaquintomj]

What I realized during this clip is that I do the left boob grab when I laugh too. And that makes me laugh harder! Lol

[@bOb-te7ir]

chris evans: !?$&%!! tony stark: Language!

[@batsy2488]

YSS

[@stokedperry4850]

@@tiokrio7338 you do know Chris Evans plays Captain America right?

[@tiokrio7338]

@@stokedperry4850 No I mean Chris Evans is the one that says language.

[@stokedperry4850]

@@tiokrio7338 then i recommend you to watch the movie again, maybe you will be able to understand that reference then

[@tiokrio7338]

@@stokedperry4850 Yeah because after that part captain America swares and the iron man mocks him by saying, Language!

[@Imamirrorballlll]

Mark: F thor Chris: F the avengers

[@sarahnoor9981]

Chris: F*ck the Avengers Me: *cries with laughter while falling on the floor*

[@zo.e.]

Sarah Noor which Chris 😂 there’s 3😂

[@sarahnoor9981]

@@zo.e. Chris Hemsworth / Thor lol

[@dominykasltd27]

@@zo.e. chris pratt, ,chris hemsworth and chris evans

[@aqeelshauqi8368]

I fell *_off_* the floor

[@TurtleGod2]

Sarah Noor what’s so funny?

[@Profligateslayer]

Thor: they didn’t even scratch him... Tony Stark: *Drinking intensifies*

[@jayniemoore9477]

I’m wheezing 🤣

[@padderick]

Iron man holding his trophy of causing a drop of blood

[@kamadotanjiro1241]

While Iron man made Thanos bleed a drop of blood it's red But while Thor hits him with Strombreaker why does the blood came out in purple colour?

[@abrahamalatrash5599]

@@kamadotanjiro1241 it was purple when he wiped his cheek, I think it’s because his skin is also purple it’s hard to notice, but if you look closely you’ll see it’s purple

[@abhiramisubhash583]

The egg- it ain't broken 😓😓

[@spaghettihoopz_8580]

2018: Thanos: should have gone for the head 2019: Thor:*went for the head*

[@allsingingandalldancing]

kxp *”And this kids, is called learning from your mistakes”*

[@dumbythicc431]

kxp he was still in denial for not going for the head ig💀💀💀💀

[@TheSouthernSlav]

Spolier Alert?

[@spaghettihoopz_8580]

@@TheSouthernSlav yes

[@nerdtuga9180]

And then he went for the whole menu.

[@lolo.d1191]

3:33 his laugh was so evil 😂

[@ashleyispunk]

SaGgY NuTs

[@destineyc1825]

Don Cheadle: You would think that they would let the black characters go where the black people were.🤷‍♀️

[@WashingPowderNirma2.0]

Wait, Did War Machine not accompany Cap, Widow, Hulk, Falcon and Viz to Wakanda?? Man I gotta see IW again.

[@ianacquaye3719]

@@WashingPowderNirma2.0 pretty sure he did

[@rodrilover17]

He did tho still funny 😆

[@LavenderrLatte]

@@WashingPowderNirma2.0 He was there. That's what makes it funnier

[@Dreden]

Tina Saigal yea he for sure did I’m literally watching IW rn

[@iamforeverkaizen]

Jimmy Kimmel:This is book is for children *All of the cast starts swearing*

[@memememer858]

EliteBoss 👏 👏

[@redsharkeverything5147]

Sofia Macias more like the iron-many

[@zshxrkie12]

Profile pic

[@redhood4446]

Ur ugly af

[@ali94hn]

At least they did bleep it all out... except for evans saying "saggy nuts"...

[@devonmiddleton709]

No one: Absolutely no one: Chris Evans: *sAgGy NuTz!*

[@bananaduck567]

Language, Cap!!! LANGUAGE!!

[@luckytheprotogen]

heheheheh sAggY NutZ

[@dantdmfan118]

Time stamp?

[@lancetheking7524]

3:36

[@lancetheking7524]

@@dantdmfan118 3:36

[@brenna_boop6341]

When Jimmy said “it’s no fun to see Spider-Man die” at 0:13 and you can just hear some guy’s whimper of despair because he may not have seen the movie yet

[@itsdee178]

*it's fu*king starlord over there* _glad you got your relationship sorted half the universe is dead_

[@elizabeth-yw6jz]

“GlAd YoU gOt YoUr ReAlTiOnShIp SoRtEd NoW hAlF tHe UnIvErSe Is DeAd” -Chris Hemsworth

[@yzabellel.5056]

No one: Not a single soul: Not even Thanos himself: Chris Evans: Haha, saggy nuts

[@greenfamily4662]

lol

[@hayzyhorses6899]

I often wonder how the most unserious person can play the most serious avenger. Must be good acting.

[@ministarx5207]

@@hayzyhorses6899 he just does the opposite of himself

[@MayaYuanCiMurphy]

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Jermey Renners: He got all the stones? 🤨

[@suylapolat1378]

When i opened the video, i was expecting Tom hiddleston drinking tea while reading the book....

[@H1ydra]

Suyla Polat he wasnt there sadly :(

[@animeweeb5032]

XD

[@suylapolat1378]

@@H1ydra he will be in the film (he is in the cast :D)

[@katie-priya2062]

We all were 😭😂

[@edwinjardin7692]

Tom:I decided to drink coffee- Robert:imposter your not *MY* stephen!!! Tom:(laughing)

[@bungavivia795]

4:04 - 4:10 "%**k you Thor" "%**# the avengers"

[@anvit6363]

So kid friendly

[@JamesTheFoxeArt]

But it is true, %**k the avengers

[@andrewjessop6054]

Thor did more then ALL the avengers

[@yxungscarlxrd6844]

Andrew Jessop true

[@plssendhelp4478]

1000th like

[@cabbageboi2715]

"We made a kid-friendly version of Infinity War" Me: *How about making the readers of the book kid friendly?*

[@sapphirest4r676]

Ikr!! They swear too much but I still love them

[@N-wordSans]

@@sapphirest4r676 same

[@kleahcorn]

yep pretty much

[@Fyxles]

bruh we need holy water

[@Mgkm15]

Aparna Thunder kid grow up

[@Squishy_Seal]

I love how the girls are screaming as hell when the Chris' appear.

[@ashleyispunk]

which one LMAO

[@rainmakerr5209]

In defence of Thor... He still got closer than anyone else

[@toniodotcom]

Silver medal goes to Iron-Man who managed to get a drop of blood! :D

[@JSSTyger]

Cap's face got pretty close to Thanos's fist.

[@zabriyahscott8557]

Worst player goes to star lord they were so close!!!!

[@AngelofMusic04]

Spidey was *this* close to getting the Gauntlet off.

[@jacobd1984]

Supposedly Nebula almost assassinated Thanos single-handed. That’s why she was locked up on his ship. So I feel like she should get some credit.

[@burneraccountreal]

“Now wake your children and gather around the screen.” The Endgame Cast: *$&-+%!*

[@mrwaffles216]

Its OK its the internet you can swear. Your parents aren't watching.

[@mousey9395]

chris hemsworth tryna play it off like it was all starlord's fault lmao

[@nokiablockia7589]

because it was...-

[@gus6612]

@@nokiablockia7589 it was just a way to make the movie longer it would be boring if the movie just ended there

[@nokiablockia7589]

@@gus6612 Yes I know that but it was still starlords fault...Lmao his actions in the movie still ruined their chances doesn't matter if the directors used it as a way to get more screen time it's still his fault.

[@gus6612]

@@nokiablockia7589 yeah you're right

[@dhamin8168]

Nokia Blockia Actually, there was only one way to win as Dr Strange said so it was probably supposed to happen because Dr strange was more than capable of stopping him.

[@srushtikalani1238]

I love how passionately Chris Hemsworth defends Thor. He likes his character so much.❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@tiramaisu]

Science: nothing in nature can be deeper than the Mariana Trench Hemsworth’s voice: hold my beer

[@shadowmonarch3155]

Dr strange voice : hold my adam's apple

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

Whelp

[@Stream.Deck56]

Josh Brolin: hold my gauntlet

[@sophiatalksmusic3588]

Tom Holland: Hold my dust particles.

[@sierrawyman600]

@@Stream.Deck56 RDJ: Hold MY gauntlet

[@TellItAnimated]

Wish I could get the Avengers to read all my audiobooks.

[@whyilikeyt7945]

Tell It Animated waIt wHaT

[@joemcgee3156]

Hey I like this comment. *MAKE AN IRON MAN VIDEO*

[@samaelmorningstar1668]

Crazier things have happened :)

[@TellItAnimated]

@@joemcgee3156 A couple Avenger animations planned for soon :)

[@joemcgee3156]

Tell It Animated I was only kidding but this is very kind of you 😁

[@when3263]

“Glad you got your relationship soarted half the universe is dead” SAGGY NUTTS 😂 I love them

[@lisah147]

SAME

[@CrystalKingdomGeneral4942]

444 likes. You! Solitary, *now!*

[@TweakerGeeker]

“chris hemsworth roasting the whole franchise for 4:21 seconds”

[@Rachinenassour]

😂😂

[@justaryan6786]

Almost 420 :(

[@EliDCoble]

4:20

[@rogue7723]

He's from Australia, the wildlife there could probably count as an Avengers-level threat.

[@eringane1527]

Jeremy: "he got all the stones?! What the crap?!?!"

[@RafaelTNSG1245]

Erin Gane he werent in infinity war

[@luciferms7787]

Rafaelthegreat Gamer we know

[@elviavieyragarcia312]

One line should've been: "Then Drax the Destroyer disappeared.. But wait. Was he even here?" After 2 months I GET A NOTIFICATION AND IT HAS 1.8K THANK YOU

[@avapaige309]

I’m wheezing

[@josh_dudes5128]

What a poem xD

[@DROPOUTMEDIAOfficial]

Russo brothers wants to know your location

[@nicolesailor7800]

He was he was just invisible. ;3

[@yeetisthename4198]

lolol

[@yourenotyourselfwithoutasn9065]

Mark: What a naughty boy.. Me: CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING😂😂

[@KaylaBarrios]

Ikr

[@minor7805]

I read your comment as he said that

[@benduggan703]

“We made this book for kids!” Proceeds to start cursing

[@fantedanedits5850]

3:21 *"Glad you got your relationship sorted..."* 😂😂

[@jordanmonroe1204]

"Now half the universe is dead"

[@purplepuns4128]

Jimmy: Gather your kids to listen to this! Avengers: *say as many cuss words as they can in four minutes*

[@devilcat17]

"I didn't get to go to Wakanda." - Don Cheadle "Um, yes you did. Have you seen the movie?" - Me

[@Cboz1978]

And he was there in the kids book too. lol @1:29

[@LordMooshroom]

Kind of annoys me. How can he not know that?

[@lissettevillalobos3735]

Ayckynva Kendu his parts where recorded differently then the other avengers he wasn’t actually with them in the scenes lol but I get you!

[@mp3manic]

@@lissettevillalobos3735 but what about when they first get to wakanda and don tricks mark into bowing for tchala?

[@theheroclipsman4896]

maybe he means he never entered wakanda, since he was basically on the borders at all times

[@infiresman8800]

*His name aint ‘Grut’* That got me.

[@emmaanderberg7523]

After hearing this story, I have now come to understand That Thor should of at least gone for the hand. Or maybe a head, or finger would do But then there wouldn't be a sequel for you.

[@angelicaw7725]

This is true

[@nanjay6459]

*clap* *clap* *clap*

[@emmaanderberg7523]

Nan Jay Thank you, thank you! *takes a bow*

[@nanjay6459]

Emma Anderberg you are very much welcome

[@emmaanderberg7523]

Nan Jay 😊

[@dojatan224]

1:11 nobody: Absolutely no one: Mark: What a naughty boy😂

[@no-lx2os]

i need to like this cause i found this comment finally but its at 69 :(

[@nz1932]

70 ✊

[@no-lx2os]

@@nz1932 ok i can like now

[@lisah147]

I’m your 186 like ur welcome my dude. Also that is so true that he just went “what a naughty boy.” I mean I get that it’s supposed to be kid friendly, and yet everyone else is swearing. I love how he just like paused and thought about what he was saying first before saying it like he was about to say a swear. A true parent if you ask me.

[@whammycheng3758]

4:07 chris hemsworth- “*beeb* the avengers” Chris Evans - “language”

[@_swiftarcher55]

chris evans is like BBH

[@leeroyspiroutette9852]

@@_swiftarcher55 yeah literally and chris hemsworth is just tommy

[@justarose]

@@_swiftarcher55 yoo mcyt reference

[@itsydney.townsend]

“Heheheheh Saggy Nuts” -Chris Evans 2019

[@khalifacrawford3621]

I love how the applaud for Chris Evans was louder than the others😂😂

[@salvadorhernandez2639]

Khalifa Crawford ikr 😂

[@Ellis.S0p]

If they hat Tom Holland there would be no way any of the other could be peter

[@riyariya2036]

just like hemsworth

[@beepboop6530]

Scarlett Johanssonis the only one who didn't curse.

[@ZachariahMBaird]

I hardly recognized her with blonde hair and a flat chest.

[@dadon6055]

she said crap.... that is a curse word....

[@Celticcatlover]

da don not really

[@gilliansanders3966]

Plus, it was what the book said, and she was just reading the book

[@mscedits_2929]

She’s a mom she knows when to swear and when not to😂

[@saltpembroke1546]

Only Robert Downey Jr & Chris Hemsworth are really like their Characters in real life

[@Allisonmarie567]

Kim HueCleo ll right? I swear Chris Hemsworth is actually Thor sometimes 😂😂

[@tipsy2662]

and I can't see where RDJ ends and Tony starts😂😂

[@xXJunnaXx]

And Tom Holland*

[@add.ismith]

I feel like they all do a little bit.

[@alifzaraai7405]

It's Me peter parker aint got no accent eheheh

[@thedirectioner2521]

Jimmy: Its kid-friendly Avengers: You might wanna change that.

[@lukeb7449]

But War Machine was in Wakanda?!? haha This was hilarious non the less

[@SharpDesign]

I was thinking that too. He was definitely there..lol

[@Nobodysurvivesevenonebit]

He was joking

[@Ahmad-zr5mt]

Like, yk, not in the beginning

[@filmtoppings]

War Machine was, but Don Cheadle wasn't :)

[@josejustiniano1970]

I think he meant on the book his not illustrated.

[@davidfrenkel1301]

Avengers: While reading the kid's book 'curse' as much as possible! Thanos: My job here is done.

[@JoseRivera-er1xu]

I won

[@isaidquinones6968]

“Bring the kids,” supposed to be child friendly.* “Saggy Nuts”

[@dearmalaysia]

Isaid Quinones it took me a while to understand what that means. Sigh...

[@HumanoidCreatur]

2:25 missed opportunity to say "he made half of the universe say: oh, snap!"

[@hayz7836]

Starts reading the book... Other avengers* Audience: yey Chris Evan and Hemsworth* Audience: YeAhHHHahHh!!

[@oddbaii6322]

Gotta love Chris Evans 😂

[@Kimorauhh]

Audience: WOO YEAH F*CKING WORK IT >;D READ THAT BOOK READ ITTTT YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HONEY YES

[@nobodyimportant2642]

@@Kimorauhh the frick is your problem? 😂

[@batsy2488]

Jed Fernandez haahha

[@TheFranciscoFm]

Mark Ruffalo* Audience: Yeah! Mark Ruffalo...Uh huh?

[@syednoorerasul]

I like how it's a children's book and they're swearing the whole time.... Also Scarjo looks fire

[@REaDComicsau]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I really want Chris Hemsworth to read every story he sounds the coolest when reading.

[@averagestudent1158]

Hawkeye is like the team's lucky charm. The team that has Hawkeye never loses. Even in the avengers, the only won after Hawkeye joined them. In Civil war, caps team won and we know who was in it.