Avengers Cast Reads New Thanos Children's Book

The last Avengers movie 'Avengers: Infinity War' was surprisingly dramatic and while kids love superheroes we're not so sure how they feel about intergalactic genocide. So we wrote a version of the movie that's kid-friendly and we asked the Avengers themselves to read it. So go wake your young ones and gather them around the TV set for story time with the Avengers: Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson, Chris Evans, Don Cheadle & Jeremy Renner.
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Avengers Cast Reads New Thanos Children's Book
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[@lauramalo142]

Mark: F*** Thor Chris H.: F*** the Avengers 😂😂😂😂 They are the best

[@thefunnyman6829]

ItS mArk R yOu ChIlD

[@SchizoFrog3]

😂😂😂😂

[@lauramalo142]

Derpboi 99 haha 😂

[@dagoatJJ]

Laura malo I thought u meant the Chris with America’s Ass Edit: I didn’t see the H after Chris so this comment isn’t funny :/

[@nerdtuga9180]

F*** Batman

[@all3yezonm325]

Mark ruffalo: f*** Thor Chris Hemsworth:f*** the avengers 🤣🤣🤣

[@annag.8910]

reminds me of “voting for yourself would be lame” “i’m going to vote for myself”

[@vainika7306]

@@annag.8910 I do remember

[@manasas868]

@@annag.8910 Chris Hemsworth is a mood 😂🤣

[@RRios0027]

Book is sh*t

[@knackeredalien]

We ❤ Thor 😹

[@khaledalsharhan5935]

No one: Not a single soul: Literally no one: Chris hemsworth:F the avengers

[@curly2x325]

Ong lmao he’s done with them😂

[@miniluv7330]

Mark Ruffalo: F*** Thor

[@roselindream278]

Literally though Nobody: Star Lord and Hulk: F Thor

[@SumKid_Editzz]

I’m teaming with the guardians of the galaxy now....... Even tho they lost to.....

[@ava.1857]

I love how Hawkeye said "they should of just called me"

[@narendramartosudarmo]

He would have aimed for the head with some really powerful arrows.

[@nonconformist36]

should HAVE*

[@nonconformist36]

@@danielfernandez3926 I doubt that Jeremy Renner used that word instead of have, hobknocker.

[@ulquiorralc4296]

MVP

[@PeachLemonade_]

@@Marieeee8787 stop. u are wrong.

[@marianomariavictoriasophia2529]

80% Swearing 10% Roasting Thanos 3% Complaining about the rhyming 2% Complaining about Soot 5% Roasting Thor

[@altheasfate1539]

Hinata Hyuga 1% roasting star lord

[@wolfeevi]

It’s 4% roasting Thor and 1% roasting Star-Lord

[@user-pi4wr4td2m]

1%Chris h .roasts the avengers

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

3000% missing RDJ

[@zerobutnot3030]

@@Nat_the_Chicken i see what you did there

[@uncommonmythic3404]

“Glad you got your relationship sorted, half of the universe is dead” Chris Hemsworth 2019

[@ulisuawesome]

Except he didn't even accomplish that XD

[@jessturn]

Haha

[@Bentola23]

Uu

[@lisah147]

Lol quote of the year. Also gotta get time, place and EXACT date. Can’t just be 2019, it has to be _________ _________ yeah, that should do it,

[@maisliemayo8253]

You have 666 likes 😂

[@itsalbertobro7353]

No one: Actullay no one: Chris evans: hehehehehe SaGgY nUtS

[@abdullasajid3]

Lol😂😂 Cap would be like LaNgUaGe

[@dawnfinder2104]

His personality matches that of an immature tween and like so does mine

[@Fyxles]

Lmao

[@khalil42]

Albert Tra i feel like rhodeys voice is the best voice out of all characters

[@ummeiguess]

right? lol we're all 12 again 😂

[@w_at_er]

The Avengers 1:They won AoU:They won Infinity war:They lost Hawkeye: I WAS GONE FOR FIVE MINUTES AND THIS HAPPENED

[@chainuser7401]

Arissa Tu lol

[@JoshuaMiguelARoa]

Thats good wissom

[@SpongeBobFanatic2K6]

Endgame: We won, Mr. Stark.

[@ocksgirlfriend4792]

that was for civil war dumbass not endgame or infinity war

[@Hmmm777]

I'm retired like what? Five minutes and.. I forgot

[@radish1395]

Thor blaming Star Lord. Everyone blaming Thor. At least both showed up. Hawk Eye knew if he was invited, there wouldn't have to be an End Game.

[@kosmonavt5125]

"It's Thor's fault!" They all said. "It's Star Lord's fault," Thor replied. But we can all agree That Thanos would be dead If only someone went for the head

[@mannypap1379]

Ironman punch him to the head...

[@blackraven028]

manny pap And where is Ironman now?

[@milk-el8vq]

@@kosmonavt5125 without Thor they still would have lost but worse without starlord they would have won

[@mochi9043]

@@kosmonavt5125 yeah but the person who f'd up first was starlord. And I also tried to rhyme this , but no luck. I haven't slept properly in days

[@flacky5341]

*In Infinity War, Doesnt go for the head* All of the avengers: “THOR!! *Goes for the head in endgame* All of the remaining Avengers: “THOR!!!!”

[@enderstar5464]

Flacky that’s why you don’t invite a pissed off, depressed, unstable asgardian to thanos even if he asked for it

[@shamellmichaels291]

Yep

[@shamellmichaels291]

THOR!!!!

[@fvtii284]

Aislinn’s Animals seems about right 😂

[@jamieevans3346]

You just cant please them

[@anonymous5392]

It's crazy really how Thor was the only one who caused him life threatening damage in Infinity war, and yet all r blaming him😂😂

[@enzotakerian5488]

He REALLY should have gone for the head

[@rockydazzz9564]

@@enzotakerian5488 cause he shoots he scores

[@sofiam1945]

@@enzotakerian5488 if you think about it he could have gone for the hand, no hand no snap...

[@jessien.5228]

@@enzotakerian5488 actually Peter nyquil ruined it first

[@arturocastroverde3349]

@@jessien.5228 is understandable thanos killed gamora he have all right to be mad

[@baileyboops]

Everyone: Really Thor Chris Hemsworth: It’s ah, Starlords Fault He got all emotional about his girlfriend, Glad u got your relationship sorted, Half The Universe Is Dead ||Sorry if I spelt Chris’ Last Name Wrong😏

[@soobinsno.1]

you did its Hemsworth. You were close though

[@rideerygualtier7595]

No you actually got it right don't worry

[@ummeiguess]

he's not wrong lol

[@claragee8619]

I blame Star Lord, it was all his fault

[@jennifernewkirk4747]

@@soobinsno.1 they went back and fixed it, that’s why I was about to comment that they didn’t spell it wrong.

[@diskdrive6113]

When you realise you can’t buy this book Thanos: reality is often disappointing

[@kahkashenjamal7580]

IKR I want that book

[@acethecinderace5528]

Thanos in the beginning of Endgame: *Is peacefully eating food* Thanos the rest of Endgame: I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD AGAIN

[@audreyh08]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@this_is_a_friendly_hello4527]

dammit i have to change my profile again

[@diskdrive6113]

I've had enough kris don’t plz

[@zoenunn410]

“You think they’d let the black characters go... to where the black people were” *Im wheezing*

[@ChouRaiyuki]

@@squibbies7015 Supposedly much of the cast didn't know the full story; maybe that stemmed from that?

[@jaydonboettcher7562]

im shaking and quaking in my boots

[@Synnerster]

@@ChouRaiyuki but this was after Infinity war not before

[@georgelinford5576]

yeah turns out they actually did lmao

[@antaress9302]

bro....

[@julianegeisler1070]

Anyone here who also thinks Chris Hemsworth has the perfect reading voice, because it's so deep and calm?

[@andrea-ms2jm]

pls im in love with him so much

[@nikkitarabochia8523]

I agree. It’s amazing 😍

[@jannatulferdousi7629]

Him and Benedict should have a podcast where they just talk for 5 hours

[@kendrakish6509]

omg YESSS

[@pinkyboy8576]

Yep because I truly would just fall asleep by first sentence

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

Love the fact Chris Hemsworth is defending Thor for not going for the head, then throwing shade at Star Lord!! Also, everyone trying out rhyming "Groot" with "soot." ;)

[@roma8964]

Are you being sarcastic?

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

@@roma8964 No I wasn’t being sarcastic. It’s just that no one else was talking about Chris Pratt’s part in Thanos winning, so Chris Hemsworth reminding people of that and trying to put everything on Pratt made me laugh.😂

[@ravingmonkey216]

I was so confused at how they were saying soot. Why do they say it like sut?

[@ravingmonkey216]

@@dwad8710 Groot isn't pronounced like grut. Moot isn't pronounced like mut. Soot isn't pronounced like sut.

[@ravingmonkey216]

You've clearly turned to the dark side of English.

[@arunpra7anth]

Thor: Glad you got the relationship sorted. Half the universe is dead. 🤣🤣🤣

[@rtmusicvideos431]

He didn't even get the relationship sorted by doing that! That's the sad part!

[@humanchild6378]

Gamora and Starlord are both together now 😂

[@ToxicSkull0]

Arunprasanth Loganathan lmaoo yes very funny haha

[@Floppzy]

half the universe is dead? thor shouldve gone for the head.

[@eunicejoy1136]

Istg Thor sums up my sentiments for Starlord zjsjdkkdd but it's not like Strange didn't see that coming and that's the only way that's left

[@1980StarWarsGuy]

"But his name ain't Grut" Marvel: Guardians of the galaxy vol.3, Grut's return

[@That_Guy_Ty]

1980s and Star wars Guy grut is groots forgotten little brother.

[@MegaExCaliber]

@@That_Guy_Ty or half cousin since the only one in between them both is Star Trek

[@keerthanab9964]

LMAOOO

[@phnx_cryptic9287]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂

[@fusedbymyst]

Yeah

[@daddyolave]

“ gather your kids around “ all the characters cursing and talking about racism and thanos’ chin

[@alexmacleod882]

Ha Ha Ha Your Right

[@user-jo8gv6oi9z]

“sAgY NUtz”*

[@FreshTheMation]

F***u Thor yea lol

[@ummeiguess]

they're gonna learn it anyway lol I'm sure a lot of their parents curse at them lol

[@FreshTheMation]

ummeiguess lol

[@Princessallstar365]

Ruffelo: $@&* Thor Cheadle: *flips out over stuff not rhyming* Renner: If I was there I would’ve wrapped it up real quickly

[@SamLinDuer]

"I am inevitable" said Thanos with a grin, for he thought that he was about to win. But as he tried to snap and realized he failed, the stones were gone and then he turned pale. He turned to face Tony and realized what he planned, Tony then revealed the stones were on his hand. As he sat there injured and with his right hand raised, he said "I am Iron Man" and with a snap the universe was saved. As Thanos and his army died one by one, the Avengers looked at Tony and saw what he had done. Tony looked at the boy he saw as a son, and then Peter told him "You did it Mr. Stark, we won". The next day a funeral took place, to remember a hero who saved the human race. We all will never forget Iron Man's name, but now the world will never be the same. It took me 30 minutes to make this ...also I tried so hard to fit I love you 3000 in there but couldn't do it...if anyone could come with something please let me know

[@ambarrivera6049]

Seriously underrated comment right here. I don't watch the Avengers but I'm kinda sad Mr. Stark died :(

[@ashopp9392]

Maannn....I don't have words to express my feelings. Sam, I love you 3000

[@SamLinDuer]

@@ashopp9392 thx man

[@JBonjubia]

But then Thanos remebered as his body turned to dust. That the fourteen million other Thanos's done what someone must. He had won more times that he could count. That this one loss would not mount.

[@REJIHA]

beautiful work! i wish more people get to see this comment 😤

[@chotikayo]

they say it was a children's book, ALL STARTS CURSING

[@Jonny-xq5cb]

Because cursing means your funny apparently!

[@jonwall8747]

That it does

[@OswaldDigestiveClinic]

haha!

[@allegraanegra455]

Jonny 5 no just when they do it.

[@lisah147]

Jonny 5 Too troo Yes I said troo, I’m looking at you Cheadle. IM LOOKING AT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@tinykermitong2406]

“I know its soot, but his name isn’t gruut.” “Yeah, gust, dust, *THAT RHYMES* .“

[@melonie_1510]

Don getting so mad at the book rhyming groot and soot is hilarious 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@Imamirrorballlll]

Mark: F thor Chris: F the avengers

[@fizzyizzydiy7475]

Jimmy: “Ok gather your kids around the television” Avengers: *beep* *beep* *beeeep*

[@sierrawyman600]

😂

[@jeffjeff6078]

*#+’ the avengers, this book is $#!+

[@lunahetfield]

Fizzy Izzy DIY yup totally kid friendly!

[@myooowmeiii7368]

😂😂😂 LOL

[@txshiroo._]

Stan Lee: aM I A jOKE tO YOu

[@TheSinnersBlog]

chris hemsworth defending thor while everyone else bashes him is priceless

[@toastiexox6548]

JIkness_ Playz r/woooooosh

[@nuttskippy6293]

JIkness_ Playz r/woooosh

[@plagueman049]

@JIkness_ Playz Honestly, I don't think you really deserve the r/whoosh either. Also, NuttSkippy and toastiexox, it's just 2 o's for god's sakes.

[@nuttskippy6293]

MedicMaster049 k

[@melonie_1510]

As Ruffalo would say, "F*cking Thor" 😂😂😂

[@Bwaatiss]

I literally come back to this video just to hear Cheadle get pissed about the "Groot/soot" rhyme and Chris H placing the blame on Starlord, where it properly belongs.

[@lolo.d1191]

3:33 his laugh was so evil 😂

[@ashleyispunk]

SaGgY NuTs

[@sjurnilsen6342]

It should have been: "Dr. Strange and Starlord blew away, and Spider-Man didn't feel okay"

[@tonytiger6814]

Sjur Nilsen genius.

[@roadroller8851]

Someone hire this guy

[@emorch4723]

10/10

[@cheecheevods6741]

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍1090/10

[@uliana344]

3000/10

[@sand2575]

Jimmy: it’s a children’s book Chris h: f*** the avengers

[@keliyahjamison7771]

And than Chris E: Saggy nuts

[@NaTive219]

And “ f*ck thor “

[@miniluv7330]

“what the crap”

[@jorgejaime6582]

@@keliyahjamison7771 hu

[@jorgejaime6582]

@@NaTive219 hi

[@brenna_boop6341]

When Jimmy said “it’s no fun to see Spider-Man die” at 0:13 and you can just hear some guy’s whimper of despair because he may not have seen the movie yet

[@benduggan703]

“We made this book for kids!” Proceeds to start cursing

[@spaghettihoopz_8580]

2018: Thanos: should have gone for the head 2019: Thor:*went for the head*

[@allsingingandalldancing]

kxp *”And this kids, is called learning from your mistakes”*

[@dumbythicc431]

kxp he was still in denial for not going for the head ig💀💀💀💀

[@TheSouthernSlav]

Spolier Alert?

[@spaghettihoopz_8580]

@@TheSouthernSlav yes

[@nerdtuga9180]

And then he went for the whole menu.

[@OscarIvann]

Captain Steve Rogers: LANGUAGE! Chris Evans: Saggy Nutz 😂

[@eternaldeal5195]

america?

[@CemreTube]

ASDFGDSDFGHJFDSDFG

[@ummeiguess]

@@eternaldeal5195 that's America's Ass to you

[@SpiderManMCUniverse]

Is saying nuts a bad word now?

[@OscarIvann]

Spider-Man no! But picture it this way, an elementary school kid says Saggy Nutz to his teacher💀 now he’s in trouble

[@TweakerGeeker]

“chris hemsworth roasting the whole franchise for 4:21 seconds”

[@Rachinenassour]

😂😂

[@justaryan6786]

Almost 420 :(

[@EliDCoble]

4:20

[@rogue7723]

He's from Australia, the wildlife there could probably count as an Avengers-level threat.

[@itsydney.townsend]

“Heheheheh Saggy Nuts” -Chris Evans 2019

[@JonathonFyck]

Jimmy: Gather your kids! Chris Evans: *Beep* Mark: *Beep* Chris Hemsworth: *Beep* Don Cheadle: *Beep*

[@PlushRecords]

Kid:dad what’s *beep*?

[@savetheearth4564]

@@PlushRecords dad:*sweating* lets watch elmo now..

[@PlushRecords]

Kid:That sucks peppa pig is better

[@purpificationsleftthigh]

Jonathon Fyck you have an unfortunate last name

[@ta5897]

Language

[@garmakage3060]

Bruce Banner:#$### Thor Thor:#%##$## the avengers YEA SO KID FRIENDLY 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@cinna3611]

Garma Kage Thor has 3 kids lmao

[@homiewaffle5059]

Very kid friendly :)

[@cinna3611]

Ayman Yashar heh and don

[@colbycheese6156]

I know right

[@BlackHawkNL]

And it still ended with space genocide...

[@MayaYuanCiMurphy]

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Jermey Renners: He got all the stones? 🤨

[@thedirectioner2521]

Jimmy: Its kid-friendly Avengers: You might wanna change that.

[@asiquenaimurzessan6878]

WHAT A NAUGHTY BOY !!! Mark Ruffalo - 2019

[@josephholder4492]

Sisi MSP Well yes but no

[@lilskwr]

That was favorite line of the whole skit

[@iamforeverkaizen]

Jimmy Kimmel:This is book is for children *All of the cast starts swearing*

[@memememer858]

EliteBoss 👏 👏

[@popprincess9056]

Oh, the irony.

[@redsharkeverything5147]

Sofia Macias more like the iron-many

[@popprincess9056]

@@redsharkeverything5147 Heh, yeah.

[@zshxrkie12]

Profile pic

[@Squishy_Seal]

I love how the girls are screaming as hell when the Chris' appear.

[@ashleyispunk]

which one LMAO

[@HumanoidCrearure]

2:25 missed opportunity to say "he made half of the universe say: oh, snap!"

[@destineyc1825]

Don Cheadle: You would think that they would let the black characters go where the black people were.🤷‍♀️

[@WashingPowderNirma2.0]

Wait, Did War Machine not accompany Cap, Widow, Hulk, Falcon and Viz to Wakanda?? Man I gotta see IW again.

[@ianacquaye3719]

@@WashingPowderNirma2.0 pretty sure he did

[@rodrilover17]

He did tho still funny 😆

[@LavenderrLatte]

@@WashingPowderNirma2.0 He was there. That's what makes it funnier

[@Dreden]

Tina Saigal yea he for sure did I’m literally watching IW rn

[@katiedonoghue7605]

Chris Hemsworth blaming Chris Pratt makes me so happy lmao.

[@twentyonealiens2910]

hello there dear clickie i saw your pfp and screamed

[@celestecorley24]

We the man only specks the truth

[@christopherrumantono2384]

Can't wait to see them argue in Asgardians of The Galaxy :D

[@Jetrules231]

We already know from endgame he can kick all of their asses without the gauntlet. Nobody on titan was powerful enough to stop him or use the gauntlet even if they did get it off and the glove was too big for them. Eventually mantis would have to let go and thanos would’ve killed everybody

[@acethecinderace5528]

LOL SAME

[@averagestudent1158]

Hawkeye is like the team's lucky charm. The team that has Hawkeye never loses. Even in the avengers, the only won after Hawkeye joined them. In Civil war, caps team won and we know who was in it.

[@emilysheldon3284]

The fact that they're swearing this much while reading a "children's book" just makes it 1000 times better

[@devonmiddleton709]

No one: Absolutely no one: Chris Evans: *sAgGy NuTz!*

[@spleensxx4189]

Language, Cap!!! LANGUAGE!!

[@luckytheprotogen]

heheheheh sAggY NutZ

[@dantdmfan118]

Time stamp?

[@lancetheking7524]

3:36

[@lancetheking7524]

@@dantdmfan118 3:36

[@staticsentry1807]

I would of lost my s*** if hawk eye said “ I retire for what... 5 minutes and it all goes to s*** “

[@user-yc6vr8vn5j]

Jeremy Renner*

[@topkek6232]

@@user-yc6vr8vn5j But Jeremy Renner didn't retire?

[@ohheylads]

@Gerald Boy okay bro but why so many bro

[@BlackHawkNL]

Lol that'd be hilarious dude!! Btw detective Pikachu and Ryan Reynolds are both awesome, so they're the perfect 'combo' Lmao

[@noroutine5752]

I read s*** as soot and it surprisingly works.

[@infiresman8800]

*His name aint ‘Grut’* That got me.

[@srushtikalani1238]

I love how passionately Chris Hemsworth defends Thor. He likes his character so much.❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@sarahnoor9981]

Chris: F*ck the Avengers Me: *cries with laughter while falling on the floor*

[@zo.e.]

Sarah Noor which Chris 😂 there’s 3😂

[@sarahnoor9981]

@@zo.e. Chris Hemsworth / Thor lol

[@dominykasltd27]

@@zo.e. chris pratt, ,chris hemsworth and chris evans

[@aqeelshauqi8368]

I fell *_off_* the floor

[@TurtleGod2]

Sarah Noor what’s so funny?

[@jj.c4ff]

Spider-Man crawled to Ironman with everything that he could And said “Mr Stark, I don’t feel so good..:” To which he replied “it’ll be okay” But by this time Spider-Man had faded away. Ironman grieved, he could not bare the pain. But he would get his revenge in the Endgame.

[@tahminakhair3791]

I think u r underrated

[@treyhagen5731]

bars

[@jazminwilliams6210]

Fire

[@wurmturm]

Overrated

[@Kaylaidascope]

he AVENGED him in endgame lol

[@realpaintblank]

1:16 I love how the other avengers are just reading it then Jeremy, not being in Infinity war, is like “WTF, he succeeded?! And I was on house arrest?!”

[@sageturmelle]

I love how Cheadle is so done with reading the book at this point lol.

[@nateflynn8646]

I know that the cast we have hear was extensive But Rob Downey Jr. was too damn expensive

[@tcg4111]

here*

[@zynrith1970]

Nate Shectman here?

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

Oof

[@uctan7374]

Availabiliti depend on scheldule, the cast not just sitting at home eating donut and ưaiting to be called to the show you know

[@marydesrosiers9552]

Nate Shectman oh that made my day even better

[@Anjushree]

*Renner:* "I mean they really should've just called me. I could've got this done real quick" 😂😂😂

[@peterbag3l]

I started reading this one when he actually started saying it haha

[@joeypavlik3440]

I know said the weakest avenger

[@z7983]

@@joeypavlik3440 He could've aimed much much much better than Thor lol

[@dannikim8861]

All he needed was a bow and arrow wih ant man on it

[@savbb7556]

Joey Pavlik don’t even try to disrespect him.

[@user-hp4lj5dz2c]

“you’d think they’d let the black characters go where the black people were” man i love don 😭

[@ChrisVillagomez]

Rhodey gets to go to Wakanda in Infinity War too, idk what he's talking about 😂

[@sageturmelle]

That'd be like Benedict Wong denying he was in China for Shang-Chi.

[@AltKaycee]

Infinity War: Thor doesn't go to the head Everyone: THOR!! Endgame: Thor goes for head Remaining Avengers: THOR!!

[@cryoforceyeet8893]

I love how jeremy doesn't have any clue,because he wasn't in infinity war

[@AI.industry]

Ahhhh yea

[@beepboop9488]

That's why they failed

[@AI.industry]

Um nah

[@AI.industry]

Hawkeye weak

[@L.K-19]

Sir Yousif They lost cause of Hawkeye Avengers 1 Hawkeye was there they won Avengers 2 Hawkeye was there they won Civil war Hawkeye was partly there caps team partly won Avengers 3 Hawkeye was not there they lost Avengers 4 Hawkeye was there they won BOOOM HAWKEYE IS THE REAL MVP

[@thehorsesnamewasfriday8695]

“He made half of the universe say what the crap” LITERALLY I CANT STOP SCREAMING

[@jojoanimated7314]

Which half tho

[@thehorsesnamewasfriday8695]

Jojo Animated it’s at 2:25

[@riceismyname5491]

@@thehorsesnamewasfriday8695 i think they mean did the dead half or alive half say that

[@thehorsesnamewasfriday8695]

riceismyname and I oop-

[@aaustralian2016]

The only non swear they said

[@consticelebration]

No One: Absolutely No One: Not A Single Soul: Mark Ruffalo: “F*cking Thor...”

[@maverickzz0]

"Fu**ing Thor" that sentence makes me laugh all the time

[@crystaldee7185]

Spider-Man crawled to iron man with everything he could And said “Mr Stark, I don’t feel so good...”

[@samira1714]

do you think making me cry is cool 😔👊

[@sum1rllyspecial]

Go to your room and think about what you’ve done.

[@dimonawamukenyi7307]

You broke my heart again crew this😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@sdeebak1436]

Crystal Dee THAT LINE HAD ME DYING😭😭😭

[@newslenderarts]

Mr stark i feel like im dead

[@LittleNinjaJasmin]

"Wake up your children and gather them in front of the TV cuz its story time!" *proceeds to swear 300 times*

[@libbyvuong1463]

Jasmeme Vergarage you forgot the extra 0 it needs to be 3000

[@tonifcbarca]

@@libbyvuong1463 ikr

[@ghostie5580]

Libby Vuong 😞😞

[@gabrielaforero8362]

Libby Vuong omg my heart dropped 😢 😭

[@duckkolord7433]

Yes.

[@Tingalinga]

As Chris and Don insulted Thanos’s chin, my phone lagged a ton and then crashed *The Mad Titan wants to know your location*

[@julietm.2227]

'Gather your kids in front of the TV' The cast: *curses through the entire video*

[@patquaranto1587]

If Tom was in the video Tom reading: But Thor didn’t go for the head. Also Tom: Well actually in avengers endgame Thor does go for the hea-

[@dareen_sawalhi8960]

I can see this happening

[@heathermclean9502]

Omg this is so accurate!😂😂😂

[@tamarahayward9792]

That's why he wasn't there

[@ricardoalves9605]

aftertheburial most of the cast doesn't know what happens until the premiere

[@thedevil2325]

Yea

[@bOb-te7ir]

chris evans: !?$&%!! tony stark: Language!

[@batsy2488]

YSS

[@stokedperry4850]

@@tiokrio7338 you do know Chris Evans plays Captain America right?

[@tiokrio7338]

@@stokedperry4850 No I mean Chris Evans is the one that says language.

[@stokedperry4850]

@@tiokrio7338 then i recommend you to watch the movie again, maybe you will be able to understand that reference then

[@tiokrio7338]

@@stokedperry4850 Yeah because after that part captain America swares and the iron man mocks him by saying, Language!

[@isabelaa7384]

Everyone: It's Thor's fault!!! Me and intellectual: Actually if you look at the scene on Titan before Quill gets mad then you realise that it was Mantis' fault. Mantis said "he is mourning something" which then made everyone realise what happened to Gamora and then Quill got mad. So when you think about it if Mantis had just shut up, then they would have got the gauntlet off and half the universe would be alive.

[@proximashining776]

One could also argue it's Nebula's fault because she realized what happened to Gamora and immediately told everyone. The others didn't know Thanos as she did (they just met him), they wouldn't have realized he was mourning Gamora, or not right away (since they didn't believe him capable of such emotional attachment). If only Nebula kept this info to herself, Quill wouldn't have found out on his own, or at least not until much later, and meanwhile Tony and young Peter would have had enough time to get the gauntlet off Thanos' hand.

[@obi-wankenobi8999]

When you realise it’s Loki’s fault for taking the tesseract from Asgard

[@macaron_ii]

When you question who tf Thanos’ parents were and how they managed to be shittier parents than Odin

[@isabelaa7384]

@@obi-wankenobi8999 If Loki left the tesseract, then the space stone would have been floating around in space, only the infinity stones can destroy another stone. Loki actually made it harder for Thanos to get the space stone

[@mehulshah3410]

honestly its the civilians of titans fault for not finding another solution

[@michaelslife7239]

I like how Jeremy is suprised that thanos got all the stones because he wasn’t there

[@movedtodifferentchannel3560]

They should've called the book "The Angry Grape"

[@TEKKENKING23]

More like the angry raisin

[@TempestKrimps]

angery prune

[@deeya4957]

Hey...

[@yoongieclipse8387]

Thanos don’t be offended you ugly chewed up wad of grape bubble gum looking ass

[@yoongieclipse8387]

Thanos lol I’m kidding I know this is a troll account

[@melissadaisy]

Cheadle just FURIOUS about Groot and Soot gets me every time

[@dropthemikerophone]

Me too

[@brf09]

610th like

[@rayantyeo]

ME TOO LMAOOO

[@sophiemaratto4982]

I love your pfp❤️ I miss her so much!

[@kboy4269]

Gggg

[@fateray2450]

Thanos: you should have gone for the head Thor: I was thinking the same thing but I thought nah the arm is good

[@dbraafie73]

I understood that reference! HISHE is superior

[@etellemeyer5404]

I understood that reference

[@abdurrahmaanarbee5617]

3:33 Chris Evans Inner 13 year old 🤣🤣

[@KYNGA100]

If Tom Hiddleston had to read a part about Loki: “Loki was chocked to death. And Thor watched, out of breath.“

[@ikonic6461]

Dude 💔

[@Ashana.]

My heart💔😭😭

[@thej8330]

Imagine Tony eading the spiderman part

[@KYNGA100]

​@@thej8330 Peter collapsed. “Mister Stark, I don't feel so good" And Tony thought "Dying next time ? Maybe I should."

[@Niko-ir2vu]

Loki was out of breath too... 😐

[@rowni]

Chris: * pointing at Thanos' chin * heheheh *saggy nuts*

[@tonifcbarca]

Wth

[@gabrielaforero8362]

Why Chris evens is the best Chris

[@entr3_nou5]

Further proof that Chris Evans is just a bunch of kids stacked in a trench coat

[@inkyxsquid]

Thanos the infinity chins

[@miaquintomj]

What I realized during this clip is that I do the left boob grab when I laugh too. And that makes me laugh harder! Lol

[@ikhlas828]

Tony gathered all the stones Placed onto the back of his hand He looked Thanos in the eyes He knew how this would end Stark thought about his choices How this would change the land He mustered out the words “I am Ironman” He snapped his fingers Collapsing to the ground Watched as they all turned to dust The aliens all around The understanding dawned onto his teammates face They all ran towards him so fast you’d think it was a race He watched as Pepper stared Tears in her eyes He watched as Peter rambled He watched as Peter cried He knew this threw a curveball Completely changed the story The last thing that he heard, “I’m sorry, Tony”

[@etellemeyer5404]

This is great

[@beatrizsmith1771]

Hilarious that everyone else said about the rhyming ..... Chris hemsworth carries on speaking about Thor 😂😂😂😂 doesn’t even notice..... love him 😍😍☺️

[@yzabellel.5056]

No one: Not a single soul: Not even Thanos himself: Chris Evans: Haha, saggy nuts

[@greenfamily4662]

lol

[@hayzyhorses6899]

I often wonder how the most unserious person can play the most serious avenger. Must be good acting.

[@ministarx5207]

@@hayzyhorses6899 he just does the opposite of himself

[@JoshKeithsInformationalVideos]

“I didn’t get to go to Wakanda” Yes, yes you did Don Cheadle

[@MustPlayMike]

He really really did and I'm mad that he said he didn't

[@xenon8117]

I think he said the wrong word based on what he said afterwards.

[@lbthebookworm2807]

He didn’t get to go to the city

[@justsomebody7248]

It's like he's saying that he wasn't born there like the other black people

[@justsomebody7248]

It's like he's saying that he wasn't born there like the other black people

[@xantrax4333]

Just think what audience reaction would have been if RDJ was also there

[@jamesmeyer7526]

The Groot turned to soote part made me fall out of my chair from laughing too much 😂😂😂😂😂

[@luzgalan158]

*Chris H’s voice gets deeper every second* - *Chris E couldn’t stop laughing* 😭😭

[@lei3158]

Hehehehe saggy nuts

[@akifmuhdirfan9335]

@@lei3158 HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@audreyh08]

And Chris p wasn’t even there

[@melonie_1510]

@@audreyh08 I really love the Chris trio 😂😂

[@bungavivia795]

4:04 - 4:10 "%**k you Thor" "%**# the avengers"

[@anvit6363]

So kid friendly

[@JamesTheFoxeArt]

But it is true, %**k the avengers

[@andrewjessop6054]

Thor did more then ALL the avengers

[@yxungscarlxrd6844]

Andrew Jessop true

[@plssendhelp4478]

1000th like

[@ayishvlogs3229]

0:36 There he is! It's Drax!!!!!

[@becca1822]

I need this to be read in Tom Hiddleston's angelic voice

[@tony2shanks]

Yes.

[@suylapolat1378]

Yes we do...

[@valula2028]

yes

[@mariamathew8803]

Yes..

[@tianajayne121]

the whole book

[@elviavieyragarcia312]

One line should've been: "Then Drax the Destroyer disappeared.. But wait. Was he even here?" After 2 months I GET A NOTIFICATION AND IT HAS 1.8K THANK YOU

[@avapaige309]

I’m wheezing

[@josh_dudes5128]

What a poem xD

[@DROPOUTMEDIAOfficial]

Russo brothers wants to know your location

[@nicolesailor7800]

He was he was just invisible. ;3

[@yeetisthename4198]

lolol

[@owensuperbot232]

3:33 I swear Chris Evans laugh is one of the best things I've heard in my whole life.

[@mariloudagooc5304]

Mark- he completed his goal. What a naughty boy. Hahha

[@JynessaSwann]

"Glad you got your relationship sorted, half the universe is dead!" Exactly, thank you, well said

[@bassettholland3131]

Jynessa Swann 😂

[@kennyxie1879]

Welll getting mad at your father in law won't change anything star lord 😂😂

[@iman5147]

But then again, Thor still should've gone for the head.

[@iman5147]

@Tʜᴇ Lᴀᴍᴇ Aɴɪᴍᴀᴛᴏʀ Fair enough. But if Thor had gone for the head, Tony Stark wouldn't be dead

[@JynessaSwann]

@@iman5147 awwwww, Tony. Goddanmit MCU! Curse you

[@ian-zq8zf]

Omg I love how Hemsworth got the most screams along with Evans lmfaoo 😭😭😭

[@eijiroukirishima3203]

"Get your kids and let them hear this magnificent story" "The book is kid-friendly" The avengers Cast: *Constantly getting bleeped becuz of bad words*

[@elizabeth-yw6jz]

“GlAd YoU gOt YoUr ReAlTiOnShIp SoRtEd NoW hAlF tHe UnIvErSe Is DeAd” -Chris Hemsworth

[@tiramaisu]

Science: nothing in nature can be deeper than the Mariana Trench Hemsworth’s voice: hold my beer

[@shadowmonarch3155]

Dr strange voice : hold my adam's apple

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

Whelp

[@Stream.Deck56]

Josh Brolin: hold my gauntlet

[@sophiatalksmusic3588]

Tom Holland: Hold my dust particles.

[@sierrawyman600]

@@Stream.Deck56 RDJ: Hold MY gauntlet

[@thecornseller]

The Avengers cast: Are reading a children's book Also the Avengers cast: Swear 40% of the time

[@rashamorad2659]

Mark: get ready children, it's story time *Later* Mark:*curses*

[@joachsworld6364]

Now they need an Endgame storybook after this

[@rayray2528]

And it starts with thor went for the head.....

[@person954]

That one isn't just needed for traumatized children

[@MoonRR_]

Joach's World, they can NEVER make a depressing death like Tony’s happy sounding.

[@floro.9017]

@@person954 whatever, i am still trying to handle black widow's dead, if i cry all of us will, if someone fall all of them do it as well. (black Widow took it too seriously ... Ok, bad joke) But, now i am talking seriously, please god, make Natasha Romanoff revive in the upcoming black widow movie, that is all I want, I want more interviews to Scarlett Johansson about her character with her great humor sense and also want more black widow, i want, No, I NEED to see more of Scarlett Johansson's acting talent.

[@person954]

@Flor O. I miss Black Widow too... It was a huge mistake, and I wish it would be changed. They could at least throw her a funeral!

[@cabbageboi2715]

"We made a kid-friendly version of Infinity War" Me: *How about making the readers of the book kid friendly?*

[@sapphirest4r676]

Ikr!! They swear too much but I still love them

[@N-wordSans]

@@sapphirest4r676 same

[@kleahcorn]

yep pretty much

[@Fyxles]

bruh we need holy water

[@Mgkm15]

Aparna Thunder kid grow up