Pov you saved about 120 quarts for a banner and just wasted it all in vain and didn't even get a 4 star servant.
@TheHeartlessAlchemist9 ай бұрын
Yep. I love how they show the accurate experience in the Grand Carnival opening. Although I did get 3 4* on my first pull when I started the game (the one where you're supposed to get 1), and my next 11 summon I got Altria Saber.
@FailedWeeb9 ай бұрын
Just start whaling
@stone62429 ай бұрын
I tried to get salter on story summon,all i got was 6 five stars,me became sad
@aat1a59 ай бұрын
Accurate
@canaldecasta9 ай бұрын
Me with New Years Hassan
@pepsi.god.8 ай бұрын
with all the mapo tofu of banners i can endthe hunger in the entire world
@TheHeartlessAlchemist8 ай бұрын
You would if it was anything BUT tofu.
@nuetella97649 ай бұрын
I mean you dont get excited untill you see 3 lines, rookie mistake on not focusing on the summoning lines
@TheHeartlessAlchemist9 ай бұрын
True. Not to mention the golden shiny spheres.
@neves7830019 ай бұрын
Maybe she was hoping for Kaleidoscope or Fragments of 2030.
@Castoria9628 ай бұрын
Also when that 3 lines was so slow you know it's a old
@somerandomfatguy.33844 ай бұрын
Idk why but this comment made me giggle like little school girls.
@rikisalim64389 ай бұрын
The pain is real. In my case it's not mapo tofu but that 4 star ce bazett and shinji.
@hfar_in_the_sky8 ай бұрын
It's gotten to the point where if I see mapo tofu in real life I have to point at it and go "You!"
@MrDibara9 ай бұрын
At least give me some Event CEs. *- Ryoudou Temple* *- Battle of Calaamn* *- Beast of Curruid* *- Shinji CE* OoaaAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!!
@TheHeartlessAlchemist9 ай бұрын
Worst of all, Geronimo!
@davidcardozo2904 ай бұрын
No other thing in life makes me feel what the fgo roulette does. Sometimes it brings immense disappointment, others total indifference, maybe even surprise or happiness but overall it plays with your feelings like a gambler who's going through a tough streak. I wish I could hate you but you've given me so much.
@duskbringer45832 ай бұрын
Kirei somewhere: "...Where did my Mapo Tofu vanish?"
@TheHeartlessAlchemist2 ай бұрын
@@duskbringer4583 oh, I hated that scene in HF.
@mazles34693 ай бұрын
That spicy tofu is scarier than the Olympic gods
@TheHeartlessAlchemist3 ай бұрын
And Kirei can just eat that stuff. Like, WTF?
@louiscastelao21745 ай бұрын
don't forget the classic rainbow into stheno
@Lemuel9285 ай бұрын
We call those as legendary golden summons.
@Metheos919 ай бұрын
yolokobe shoujo
@christopherchasteen49909 ай бұрын
Mapo curry?! DAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
@ferrisbutnottrap9 ай бұрын
Y O R O K O B E
@N4H47A8 ай бұрын
S H O N E N
@Daniel-mc3hm9 ай бұрын
mapo tofu
@degenerate21504 ай бұрын
I better not see any of these next month when Arcueid drops
@TheHeartlessAlchemist4 ай бұрын
Well, lemme tell ya something, brother: you might have jinxed it.🤣
@degenerate21504 ай бұрын
@@TheHeartlessAlchemist noo😭
@xonicallstar99515 ай бұрын
This is how i feel.
@meemenjoyer70656 ай бұрын
I've seen nothing this year but a mapo tofu, black keys and iron-willed training. I feel like I've got yorokobed...
@DuskBishop3 ай бұрын
Yeah, looks very familiar. And don't forget about Chevalier d'Eon, Martha, all Medusa sisters, Hassans, Caesar and so on. And every time you get a 4-5 star character, it would be a half-naked man.
@karloexe9 ай бұрын
My biggest moment in FGO was on Melusine first banner, two tickets and she was there
@TheHeartlessAlchemist9 ай бұрын
I got Koyan of light on ONE ticket on the new year's banner and then my phone broke and I lost the account.
@karloexe9 ай бұрын
@@TheHeartlessAlchemist nooooooo
@XxExtremeSamX5 ай бұрын
*GOD I LOVE GETTING 15 SECOND ADS ON A 5 SECOND VIDEO*
@TheHeartlessAlchemist5 ай бұрын
And I see 0 of that cash.
@XxExtremeSamX5 ай бұрын
@@TheHeartlessAlchemistOuch.
@tylercoep05883 ай бұрын
Me after spending 200+ Saint Quartz to get everone but the 5 star on that banner:
@TheHeartlessAlchemist3 ай бұрын
Don't even remind me.
@miscielrossvillegas63079 ай бұрын
this was me in this year's paid GSSR roll. the only servant was qin shi huang
@mr.herobrinegaming8448 ай бұрын
I got Reines for dat.
@GnosisZX9 ай бұрын
Even whales suffer this
@urmommahouse4945 ай бұрын
this year has bless me in ssrs as a f2p. Nemo, napolean, summer kiara, shadi, mothman, super bunyan, imma say Charlemagne too. Dont worry my f2p brothers or sisses, your year will come
@Firelava88.9 ай бұрын
Real
@HawkBreland9 ай бұрын
got enough Mapo Tofu to solo my patience and sanity
@sebastianfontanez10815 ай бұрын
I was lucky enough to download FGO at just the perfect time so that by the time I finished the Fuyuki Singularity I'd be able to join that event that let anyone who beat the Fuyuki Singularity get a free 5* servant I got Artoria, she carried me all the way past the battle with Solomon
@serokinmsk51895 ай бұрын
Мне сегодня очень повезло мне выпали Френсис Дрейк и мордер
@sebastianfontanez10815 ай бұрын
@@serokinmsk5189 Alright, I think you just said "I was very lucky, I got Francis Drake and Mordred" to which I respond: That's awesome dude
@G1Grimlock945 ай бұрын
0:02 A Beans 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@neves7830019 ай бұрын
Me when summoning for Summer Tomoe and got a TENTH copy of the Shonagon CE instead.
@joshuagross31515 ай бұрын
I wish I knew what this was like.
@somerandomguard2538 ай бұрын
I see. So this is what true gacha desperation is. It truly doesn't matter if the glowing line is 3 or 1. At that point, you just want the game to give you something that you want. Dang...
@joshuacastillo22269 ай бұрын
a faithful representation of reality XD
@ryukoros7 ай бұрын
😢 pain...
@TheHeartlessAlchemist7 ай бұрын
I know right?
@dragonofdragons17204 ай бұрын
beans
@TheHeartlessAlchemist4 ай бұрын
That is tofu, not beans.
@dragonofdragons17204 ай бұрын
@@TheHeartlessAlchemist sorry I've never seen tofu before and as a british person I went with what it resembled to me BEANS