Average Size In France

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[@lotusnegra1537]

I like how she comes to the conclusion that it's decent by grabbing the tape

[@paulvontarsus729]

That's how the pros do it haa!

[@lolminator90]

''she'' he said lol

[@tofaxi1531]

@@lolminator90 thats a girl mate…

[@JjohaneGobbler]

@@tofaxi1531 girls aren’t real dude…

[@posterpaster1980]

@@tofaxi1531 don't mind him, his brain doesn't work sometimes

[@אלוןשיינפלד]

I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE CHECKED IF IT'S ACCURATE BY GRABBING IT💀

[@apollothedutchie547]

That was my first thought, like she used that as a reference 💀

[@ahmadsalman5121]

@@apollothedutchie547 well of course. she has one

[@SwoRd5TalkeR]

You expected her to use google, perhaps? Woman knows her depth same as you know your length, but as a man can you tell average female depth ?

[@אלוןשיינפלד]

@@SwoRd5TalkeR what? bro go touch some grass

[@SwoRd5TalkeR]

@@אלוןשיינפלד ok, you're right.All the women are pure of thought and body.Fart rainbows and live in magic castles and wait for your 5 good deeds to take your virginity.

[@jackmeyers7805]

But Saruei, how big is *YOURS!?!?*

[@baxter22071990]

Depends which one, 😏

[@Draybolt4]

She was measuring it at the end of the clip

[@Coolstar_der_Clipper]

you didnt have to cuuuut me offf😂😂😂

[@rhysjonsmusic]

I think that's what she wad doing at the end

[@Mhyko380]

I have two on my body is that ok?

[@Chalky.]

Women could never understand the highly complex calculations that go into penis measuring, because a penis inch is actually smaller than the standard imperial inch, meaning if you measure 6" it's actually closer to 8" when spacial and temporal physics are accounted for.

[@dreinusgnil8558]

Copium at its finest😂

[@billbadson7598]

You have to triangulate the actual “functional” length by comparing the over and under measurements and adjusting for BMI and ambient temperature and humidity, obviously, not to mention the position and phase of the moon as well as numerous items related to the earth’s magnetosphere. You basically need specialized post-graduate education to even begin to make any kind of accurate measurements so really just take me at my word that the consensus of trained and licensed professionals in the field is that I, myself, am VERY large, despite what any unga bunga tape measure might say.

[@mallows9779]

Straight facts

[@funkenjoyer]

yep yep the curvature of the spacetime caused by the balls is skewing the regular measurements so we need to account for that to be precise

[@lilstubbs9553]

Dang, that's certainly a unit of measurement. 🤣

[@barthez_]

Another aiming for 20, but makes a surprised Pikachu face when 15 is too much

[@_derp]

ayo

[@SimoneBellomonte]

@@_derp Pfp Sauce (Artist)? 🗿

[@axelmilan4292]

☕️

[@LucionFrostBurn]

okay but spare a moment for the fact that Saruei has the cutest little hands ever.

[@paulvontarsus729]

I love her pale goth hands.

[@crthejediknightninja]

Saruei is legit hot af

[@paulvontarsus729]

@@crthejediknightninja Yeah I don't have a hand fetish but she might convert me

[@TheJamieellis]

Alright, settle down Yoshikage.

[@ffrancisco876]

@@paulvontarsus729 yez

[@matyarsonic4254]

AVERAGE??? THAT'S A WHOLE ASS BAGUETTE!!!

[@RoastyGhost]

😂😂😂 I’m rolling

[@bloopbloop9687]

15 cm, that's like 6 inches

[@user-tr2dh4xx6u]

@@bloopbloop9687 oh she got smol hands

[@Asian__Dad]

i was waiting for this comment

[@brownjacket615]

Guys! I might just be French!

[@skyrogue1977]

It’s not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean.

[@sublis939]

Unless your boat is too to small.

[@LargeMetallicFellow]

It takes a long time to get to England in a row boat.

[@LuocasKitten]

Or u can make up for it by being a gentleman and eating her out

[@skyler114]

inch per inch girls really go crazy over the width hull more than the length of the mast

[@eternal4u]

A dingy is still a dingy compared to a ship🤣🤣

[@cainwert2701]

The confidence boost is real

[@SpectreMkTwo]

i'm literally at 15, this video is a confidence saver

[@으흐흐-l7f]

b..but can you use it? 😢

[@zetay-loul8824]

the girls manage to have fun with two fingers.... so 15cm is more than enough. in France we usually say: "better to have a brave little than a lazy big"

[@rekoxx346]

But 15cm is far from little, I mean is literally average and far from enough to pleasure a woman if you pay attention to what you're doing and how she's feeling, it is not that hard (if you have that size, smallers or biggers have to take other additional considerations for pleasure and avoid hurting their partners)

[@DinnerForkTongue]

​@@rekoxx346 I don't think "far from enough" means what you think it means, my dude.

[@Xantosdude]

okay but what if you have a lazy little?

[@DinnerForkTongue]

@@Xantosdude Then RIP your bloodline.

[@megapulsar9244]

Ah je la connaissais pas celle-là par contre 😅, ça rassure un peu on va dire (enfin si toute les filles françaises adhérent vraiment à cette phrase, ce dont personnellement je doute assez fortement tout de même).

[@Sr.Haruno]

1:17 Wario spawns from nowhere

[@axelcastillo6405]

The average size is 13 cm actually, it's like the most common size, so yeah... 15 cm is a very good number. But I think what people consider the average depends of the country.

[@imthemetalguy1]

Universal average is 7cm. Everything above or below is personal preference

[@toddhowardfr]

@@imthemetalguy1 now thats cope

[@swagtachiuchiha1501]

@@imthemetalguy1 Are you including limp in that average

[@imthemetalguy1]

@@swagtachiuchiha1501 no because who fucks people limp?

[@stiegelzeine2186]

@@imthemetalguy1 the country with the shortest average dick size is Cambodia with 10,04cm so how is 7cm the worldwide average? That’s way below worldwide average I’d say average is like 13-14 cm so Americans are average and Europeans and Africans are chads meanwhile Asians are cringe

[@oldundead]

Thank you, Saruei, nobody ever called it big before.

[@nitram.9621]

They don't realise that they will already be choking on anything in the normal size range, even if its sounds small

[@AndrewTheUltraBoss99]

I mean, everyone would normally, humans aren't that big

[@DinnerForkTongue]

Corn twisted people's perception of the actual useful size.

[@vvey4523]

Oh yeah she's from that time too. 15cm is the "old" average, that number was basically reached because most people would lie about their size. Turns out it's closer to 13.

[@noahmatt4476]

That’s gotta be copium. I’d say 14-16 cm or like around 5.5-6 inches is more in the ballpark of average.

[@aiztoh]

I now I understand why some guys go for short girls, and why some guys go for taller girls.

[@Fadaar]

I'd like to thank the continent of Asia for bringing the average down

[@shruikan4549]

Below avg gang

[@vvey4523]

@@noahmatt4476 I mean you tell me, I'm not around dicks that often, just saying the average somehow drastically went down in a few years and the probable cause is early lying with not-so-thorough investigation

[@scasny]

everybody talking about average length but nobody asking about average depth

[@frankjaeger1711]

Society 🤡

[@glasslicker2829]

Yes if your boat is too large then it will crash in the shallow waters

[@tmdosu]

A vagina ranges from 10 to 17 cm.

[@kaito0022]

You made remember the fact that woman have internal erections

[@xXDESTINYMBXx]

Average depth is 16, but most important spots can be reached around 10 depth.

[@richardmenfolk5183]

saruei is out of control

[@Naurdagnor]

Saruei, showing the cleanest part of her room here.

[@LarsVDS-VA]

By the size of her hands at 0:49+- we can see there’s still some of the ruler left on the left side of her hand, now we can also see her hand is a little sideways by this we can tell that she would have a 7cm palm +-, so for those wanting to know 20cm it’d be nearly 3 of her hands At 0:51 we can see this even clearer, her hand is slightly diagonal compared to the ruler, her hand ends at 8cm however by considering the diagonal and that the hand is slightly squished to keep a good grip, we come back to the 7cm average, again meaning slightly less than 20 cm.

[@user-re8tq7du8c]

Bro did the math 💀💀

[@kyrize4269]

There there little buddy. You're fine just as you are.

[@davepanagsagan7775]

Finally our battle will be legendary!

[@ninjaeddy1717]

(Grabs tap measure) 😢

[@absoul112]

So we’re not going to talk about that motion she did with the measuring tape?

[@orctrihar]

It was fast and only one 🤫

[@Sjors_]

1:18 The spirit of Waluigi compels you.

[@darkwraith5546]

Oh god, it really is too bad that she didn't give us a good grab reference on the 20cm

[@AeroRain]

Me frantically researching how to convert a 6.5 american units baguette, to centimeters baguette

[@ToxicIdeaStorage]

Left Eye? As Equals. Fine by me... Saruei.

[@Dysputant]

Funny thing is people believe size matters. (like it is 90% of intercourse) But ignore stuff like foreplay, skills, endurance and aftercare. If you know your stuff you can make woman happy with 1 finger ...

[@Fenzle]

I trained all my life in One Finger Death Punch for that. Finger by finger I'll get the strongest hands in the world, then I'll train my feet to become perfect.

[@_Lumiere_]

Depends on the woman. A lot of experienced women like deeper penetration towards the C spot, which shorter sizes cant accomodate. If the girth is too small it wont give her the same feeling of being filled, either. And using a finger doesnt involve intercourse. A man may derive some pleasure and satisfaction that him using his dick actually does something, you know? Using her as a fleshlight and having to entirely compensate (more than usual) with other kinds of stimulation to satisfy her at all is probably not the best feeling.

[@ZelltisExx]

Biggest part for woman is emotional connection, the rest is still important but comes after.

[@l4kr]

Yeah it's 0.5% of the intercourse, maybe less

[@DarkhalfBreed]

Size does matter, but not In a "ungbunga need beeg peepee" but like everyone has their too big and too small, and while both parties can be satisfied without insertion, I think most takers prefer their partner to be in their "just right" range. But also Foreplay, skill, endurance, and aftercare do matter. Always remember skill comes from being open with your partner about each others pleasure, and Endurance may be trainable but sometimes endurance problems could also stem from unresolved trauma and needs professional help.

[@Betito1171]

Her hands are so damn pretty

[@eternal4u]

Its ok the average American male is only 5.5 lolz (To everyone who keeps replying to this the specifics are 5.16 inches or 13.12cm)

[@5-Volt]

Inches not centimeters. 😂

[@Cobravenom69]

That would be 14 cm.

[@flyingturtle3591]

Damn, not even average :(

[@Aaronrose575]

Ja! Pitocorto

[@skyler114]

that's less than my girth at full mast

[@TheMegazonyx]

She has small hands

[@maxmagnus377]

My kind of woman 🙃

[@nyogtheeldritchgentleman]

So Saru mentioned length which is important of course, but she forgot about girth. Which arguably even more important.

[@jacobpedersen2906]

Well this definitely helped my self-esteem

[@TsarFrancisDrake]

She drops it down to 13cm right before she says "It's quite big actually" which is about 5.1", which is actually below average.

[@imthemetalguy1]

50cm ?! Idk what guys you're around but that's a snake

[@pedrofranco7179]

I waited my hole life to hear these words.... 😭😭😭

[@LecherousLizard]

PHRASING

[@ProtoHadron]

I can comfirm that WAAAAAAAH

[@godemperormeow8591]

The CHAD french Vtubers: knows what a man looks like. The virgin Jpop stars: the only man they know is their manager.

[@daubenyshowyourself8455]

Don't tell me there is hope

[@Paradox-es3bl]

According to a quick Google, France has Americans beat by about 1-2cm.

[@thomasgormly6941]

Subway: 5....$5 foot long. Me: If I be pimpin myself it would only cost you $2 and I'll even provide the tip. That's a bargain.

[@Sen228-k9z]

no cap this Fenche accente is so cool and cute

[@guy3480]

"no way that looks too huge" converts to inches "whoa her hands are TINY"

[@ChaosActual1]

15cm is 5.9 inches in freedom units, in case anyone wants to know but doesn’t want to look it up.

[@comedordetraps7337]

Hope the "Freedom" is actually a joke, cuz it was funny to me

[@ChaosActual1]

@@comedordetraps7337 the fact you had to ask makes me sad.

[@procow2274]

Her hands must be smol 🤔

[@t-r-y7986]

"it might be crazy what i'm about to say..."

[@koalakick8913]

does she stream on a marble slab? I love the desk

[@LadyOfTheEdits]

The cutest accent ever

[@jaymartholytree4639]

saruei voice alone is already hot for me in my opinion.

[@CvCipher]

Concerned

[@virnim]

YEY 15CM IS BIG!! I AM SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS INFORMARION

[@one8119]

It not

[@lgtx6063]

I’m happy

[@sorcerous8401]

She's gotta confirm it's the right size by seeing if it's a two hander or a hand and a half

[@seriousspikesam7770]

There's still hope for us, lads! ...If nothing else, make your own measuring tape.

[@procow2274]

Wheres the rest of it?

[@tomyk9233]

that grab to make sure she’s right 💀

[@CillmaCuvas]

idk how i got here and at this point i'm too scared to ask

[@BastardOfTheNorth]

Shes measuring centimeters

[@mortified776]

01:17 I guess that's from the sauna to the lake.

[@KittyDipper]

this video boosted my confidence by like 1000x

[@trevorwhitham6742]

Is 5’7” considered big?

[@Zerum69]

So according to google the average world wide is around 13 to 14 cm, which is about 5 inches to 5.5 inches, in France tho the average is about 15 to 16 which is about 5.9 to 6.2 I can only agree with her 6 is pretty decent, maybe i should move to France one day

[@fluxgameing8265]

every day i feel more and more inadequate inching closer and closer to the edge

[@bansheebacklash3730]

As a lifelong Texan Everything's bigger in Texas 😈

[@nazoku6376]

"Yeah"

[@PigeonCrash]

I personally think the average size is bigger, because I think most people measure it wrong. Use string, push one end past the fat until you feel bone above the root. Then straighten your curve without hurting yourself and measure to the tip. That's how you're supposed to do it. I bet most people just measure without doing any of that stuff. So I think the world's average is probably longer.

[@tokyomishizu008]

Goth hands are beautiful, I love you goth french woman ❤

[@gogogomes7025]

very few things scare me more than a girl measuring things.

[@ClokworkGremlin]

Of course, the reason metric is so popular around the wirld is because 10cm sounds so much more impressive than 6 inches.

[@chickuna7854]

Above average in France lets goooo

[@dantealivieri5390]

As a swordmaster checks their blade...

[@FrostyFyre]

Never wished to be a tape measure more in my entire life… or ever really

[@imarock.7662]

Her hands and nails are godtier

[@rekoxx346]

So French ones are almost like everyone else around the world, good. Thanks Saruei for this... interesting knowledge I didn't knew I'd know someday.

[@titosusva7174]

15cm is my size, i kinda want more and maybe a little more thickness but its ok, still didnt find a girl that tell me her opinion (well, one girl at all, sadly)

[@GassiousClay7]

Looking at the thumbnail, I assume the title refers to her thumbs, no pun intended. VEEERY BEEEG

[@bigmat7246]

And that how, as a average french man, I got a compliment on my D by a Vtuber. Epic W

[@pogcat6965]

frenchmen are packing

[@AiOinc1]

she has tiny hands dude, like half the size of my hands

[@مروضالدجاج]

Now i can say it confidentially my size is average

[@endem0278]

not too shocking when you see the height of those croissant eating giants

[@BrahmaDBA]

It's how you write not the size of the pen my dudes, but then again a 1cm pen won't write properly and a 100cm one is too awkward to write.

[@nintendogamer3227]

Holy shit...now wonder Paris is called the "City of Love" haha.

[@LecherousLizard]

Remember, if the head is still exposed when dual wielded, it is long enough.

[@D4NKN4]

Method of verification: Grabbing it

[@mikelinkwitz1565]

ngl I was worried she'd cut herself on the tape if it's metal. the corners are shareper then you'd think

[@portalman95]

and suddenly 16 cm doesn't seem so bad

[@vii7031]

That's not bad at all

[@SlyI42]

I like that tomato soup song

[@isengarde9490]

I mean I think smaller ones are better than half footers. They've got just the right amount, and they just have a better personality than those douchey meatheads. (Yes, this is a riff.)

[@Godsjudgement12]

well im flattered

[@FlashKing0]

Reading these comments made me realize how accurete the sout park episode was. People you have way to many issues about your wiener size XD

[@hdphantom8051]

I use to think i was a bit of a shrimp until one day I realized my hand is just big smh lol

[@upsetintend9151]

As a french man.. ima just stay quiet tbh for everyones sake

[@ronbird121]

im slightly over average? wow ok... i thought im way too small.

[@-piras]

watching porn really messes with reality in this way

[@resonancetides7196]

​@@-piraspron actress many times saying, what giant 🍆 are overrated and even feeling hurt.

[@windseer55]

im kinda curious on what sizes did saruei experience irl

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

Are we talking floppy?

[@FaizalKuntz]

if you have small hands anything looks big

[@DropYEA]

BOYS THERE IS A CHANCE

[@yenahh6954]

I just discovered that Saruei has a sussy content, I ain't complaining tho.

[@dentedavalanche]

The average in France is actually closer to 13.5 cm not 15 cm

[@PSYPrimo]

No 😂

[@MALICEM12]

Smol hands, perfect for this