You Can FAP On Me

[@simpleplan32230]

“You have permission to draw me like one of your French girls.”

[@FlashStatic]

You Win... PERFECT

[@ColgateToothpaste666]

Underrated.

[@thedeed8740]

Omfg 😂

[@good-sofa]

Golden! You are declared one of comedy gods along Tomas TomSka and others (he's just the first one that comes to mind)

[@voilenoire1246]

King among men.

[@blazingkite8983]

not "to me" but "on me" *w e l l t h e n*

[@reese8050]

*Even Better.*

[@VBandit47]

Bukkake with the bros

[@noobbrosif]

@@VBandit47 Brokkake

[@xoschohoko2327]

Remember, gentlemen, this is a strict "no homo" zone. Keep your socks up and adhere to the 5 meter spread rule.

[@toiletpaper4437]

@@xoschohoko2327 Of course fellow gent

[@parkersumwalt8078]

Tbh, if I was a "lewd" artist, making someone horni from looking at my work would be the best compliment

[@wolflance64]

As a NSFW artist, yes that is a great compliment, tho it's not healthy to go out of your way to bother artists telling them this, just saying you like the art every now and then is enough.

[@reese8050]

That's nice.

[@garfield1079]

RIGHT?

[@good-sofa]

Yeah that's kind of the point lul

[@good-sofa]

@@wolflance64 yeah, it can make people uncomfortable when someone says "made me coom" or something like that but i think it can be done as a joke

[@mrrandomdude4291]

Puts a whole new meaning to "draw me like one of your French girls"

[@fallenangeldraco3778]

Well, since she is French, it's just "draw me"

[@mrrandomdude4291]

@@fallenangeldraco3778 ah but that just adds to the joke!

[@alexlemaire7695]

Well I'm french and I'd never see another girl thinking like her lol. So it's much draw me like Saruei

[@mmtigan]

It doesn't, it's exactly the same meaning.

[@jocosesonata]

@@fallenangeldraco3778 "Draw me like one of your... girls."

[@zerokidd21]

I know she's saying it's OK but I'm still trying to figure out if she's baiting me.

[@SKYCRAFTER2003]

I’m pretty sure she’s good with it but I’m still unsure too

[@collaxupload8142]

well she makes NSFW art herself too she lewd her own character so who knows behind the scene she appreciate how hot her art is and she...you know does her thing. Hell she even does live stream of her drawing a NSFW art but not on twitch of course. I forgot the name of that website where she livestream her drawing nsfw art. Pics something called idk

[@knightofficer]

if she is baiting then its being masterfully done

[@clothar23]

@@knightofficer A master baiter if you will.

[@shelbyjackson6903]

One things for sure, you'll probably be baiting yourself when you see some of her NSFW artwork

[@louisazraels7072]

"be happy with what you can have" that's a pretty subtle but brutal comment...

[@kin4386]

She ain't wrong. It's so natural and common for someone to look at a person they think is hot and imagine doing that kind of stuff to them. It's a very normal human instinct.

[@BlaZay]

Yknow, it actually took me 23 years to realize this just recently. I didn't even know it was a thing, I was always wondering why were people totally crazy about certain celebrities just because they're good-looking. That's also when I realized I was ace all along. Yeah, I ain't very fast when it comes to these things.

[@kin4386]

@@BlaZay Everyone learns at different paces lol. I didn't know how to tie my shoe laces until last year.

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

@@kin4386 I still don't know how to swim, all I know is apparently doggy paddles but I've never executed it properly, might or might not know how to bike, ties are a miss for me...but I appreciate us being more open, honest, yet respectful and reasonable about human sexuality.

[@Nthdegree2]

do stuff to a 2d figure? cause we don't know how she looks like.

[@kin4386]

@@Nthdegree2 Well, yes. People just imagine they're fucking the 2D figure.

[@grimmashley8422]

So the French stereotypes DO have some truth in them....

[@akumu1721]

Witch one ?

[@krugerofcause9048]

@@akumu1721 All of them.

[@championboy4782]

@@akumu1721 City Of Love

[@astraesl9547]

@@championboy4782 France's a city now okay

[@TheGreenKnight500]

Stereotypes are usually based on reality.

[@Monsterboy2341]

You heard the lady fanartists, she wants lewd art of her

[@erikt3162]

Another Marine?

[@justiron2999]

@@erikt3162 French marine.

[@erikt3162]

@@justiron2999 I welcome her as a woman of culture.

[@lumpystilskin5367]

Fine.... *Puts on hoodie*

[@slyngn7847]

This puts a smile on my face and I mean that in the most legitimate and respectful manner. It's not every day I hear people being honest about sexuality. Not that I'm surprised since it can be such a taboo subject especially in this day and age. To hear other vtubers talk about it (if you know who they are, you know who they are) actually sounds normal for once.

[@n0denz]

I don't fantasize about what I want to do to Saruei. I fantasize about what I want Saruei to do to me.

[@Dakiomi]

same tbh

[@somegoodsoup7008]

A person of culture

[@victorjun2421]

Based gigachad mindset

[@neroidius6915]

We’re all masochists here

[@krugerofcause9048]

The virgin dominant sex-master VS The CHAD submissive coomer

[@Mr.Doodlebob]

It’s a trap! She’s trying to steal your juice, hold fast brothers and sisters for today we protect our apple juice!

[@joshriley2936]

"From head to toe, and the personality as well." Now THAT is the right attitude.

[@lichtheimer]

"You can be happy with what you have." I mean it's not much, but it's mine.

[@shelbyjackson6903]

My thoughts exactly lol

[@Anino_Makata]

And in life, that's really all you need. Are we in accord?

[@mmtigan]

how did you misquote a video this short

[@PhosYT]

I wanted to see the chat reaction 😭

[@randombiker4610]

Rule 34 artists : We don t need your approval,we are the approval!

[@Anino_Makata]

But at the same time, it's nice to have it too. Most are understandably very hush-hush about porn online, but Saruei is like a refresher for everyone. No dance around, no excuses, no bullshit, just straight up, "You can fap on me." And that's pretty cool, actually.

[@Konpekikaminari]

The Witcher music was a pleasant surprise

[@user-rj8ob6py1l]

Honestly she is the best thing the French have ever produced just sayin

[@BlaZay]

Excuse me sir, I can't hear you over the sound of that weird thing the Lumière bros invented that displays moving images on a screen. What an odd invention, I doubt it has any potential though.

[@marcus14659]

@@BlaZay i will then personally blame the lumiere brothers for any hentai that have scarred me

[@MrNorker77]

Much better then that copper thing they gave the americans?

[@jthunderdraws3175]

What about Code Lyoko? Or Baguette's?

[@lobodiablo570]

Guillotine for a small talk with tyrants

[@Wilverry]

Damn gotta love that mindset, not victimizing oneself and taking it all so calmly, mad props

[@cretorial]

She's honestly one of the real ones out there. She knows how it is and she says as it is

[@akitsumaru8723]

I love how Kaer Morhen music on the backround plays, it suits this the moment ;p

[@ty-tanium3875]

I was looking to see if anyone knew what it was, thank you.

[@akitsumaru8723]

@@ty-tanium3875 np 😁, it's a part when Geralt, Lambert and Eskel got little drinking party

[@derevo-the-derevo]

I'm going through TW3 now and this track is so ubiquitous I had to pause the vid just to see if I have the game open somehow

[@yy_ngz]

sounds more like novigrad

[@neko-kun4356]

Ya know whenever I see a vtuber say things like this or allowing us to say what we say and do what we do about them just because it makes us happy,it actually stops me from looking at them in a lewd way but in a wholesome loving way instead,don't know if I'm the only one

[@williamwebb580]

Me too, personally idk if it’s because it abolishes the taboo aspect or if I just garner so much respect for the person that those feelings naturally fade or transform into more wholesome ones. Probably a mix of both, and annoyingly counterintuitive either way.

[@ThoA45]

good point

[@shelbyjackson6903]

You know, lewdness aside, it's refreshing to see a vtuber with more realistic expectations out there. She said it perfectly, you can't stop someone from having a fetish. I understand it might not be some people's thing but asking everyone not to and expecting them to adhere to it is extremely unrealistic. It's going to happen, whether they like it or not unfortunately.

[@b-17theflyingfortress]

​​@connor_obradyYup, sadly for all of us, some would probably even start sharing or tagging the vtuber to the weird art that they drew her/him in or found her/him in it...(cough) (cough) the Mori incident (cough) (cough)

[@deusdye5688]

Gwent time!

[@NicolasClark7732]

Bless her heart. Very generous.

[@thegreycrusader]

Surrender isn't is this French girls vocabulary and I like it.

[@VastGameMaster]

She's charming, I like her.

[@drummerboy6653]

Gwent music combined with a topic like this is I N T E R E S T I N G

[@mirano15]

Saru: Would you care for a round of Gwent?

[@apocalypseap]

After all that, "I need to drink more" Yes. I agree.

[@smolchungus9213]

Saruei radiating that Haachama energy

[@grime9423]

ok but i was caught off guard by the Witcher 3 music

[@esaualfaro3447]

Time to draw her eating "baguette".

[@MillisecondFourthClockhand]

I'm... surprisingly not surprised.

[@differentone_p]

She is a good girl. I have never met a single girl who has such an opinion and expresses it so easily.

[@slayemall6473]

How much respect can someone earn sheesh

[@bottomlefto]

I-Is that gwent bgm? pretty based.

[@Jv615]

Enjoyable Witcher music

[@SA-mo3hq]

What does it say about me that my first reaction to this was "Oh shit! That's the Gwent theme!"

[@JaviaMusic]

WE’VE GOT LEVEL3 CLEARANCE BOYS

[@tailsfanteg4712]

LET'S F*CKING GOOOOOOOOO!

[@herobizarre6010]

Well boys and girls, she says it aight! Let it rip!

[@Blaze_Azizora]

She’s so forward with it. We weren’t asking for examples, but if she wants to give them, that’s fine.

[@VinErisu]

Doujin artist be like:This Will be Legendary! Let's make some art from saruei 😌❤️

[@theshmurderer6827]

SHE GAVE PERMISSION BOYS

[@Igorath]

Its not as exciting if they say its okay... lol!

[@gordyrroy]

I hate "seiso". Saruei is one of my favorite VTubers. Probably she's even my favorite of all VTubers, when I think about it.

[@Knight-Bishop]

When I first heard heard her, my thought was: "Okay... But let's see if she's as French in other ways as she sounds." Now: "Oui."

[@esaualfaro3447]

I don´t hate seiso, but I don´t like it when it is not natural or forced just because "oh no, I´m an Idol!".

[@Funinightmare]

Clicked for the title of the video Stayed for Gwent music

[@Boritoman76]

ON???? 💀

[@Tragicide]

I like this person. She’s cool in my book.

[@ComfortsSpecter]

“Grey-Pog-Gives-Her-Approval-Pog-Mission-Is-A-Go-Pog”

[@Dave-oo6od]

the witcher music in the backround tho

[@ggmann13]

No we have talked about this, it is TO me. TO me.

[@Sammiibain]

Professor Lando recommended her clips for extra material for his lecture me:* sites down and opens notes*

[@pitori.]

Guys we got the confirmation NOW ON BOARD

[@puchol3888]

I thought the title was just clickbait because of her saying that she likes people making lewd art of her, but Saru never disappoints

[@CaptainYokkiller]

I've had friends say they've become horni from some of my art before at first I was like "oh okay thanks I guess" but now I see it as Mission Passed Respect +

[@legendary_soup4454]

Damn what a dig. "Be happy with what you can have." Oof

[@good-sofa]

The best thing to do to make your life better is to just not care about things that shouldn't/don't deserve to be cared about (for example most truly *uncancelable* people are just the people who don't care)

[@memesdank2067]

This just show how many people like to watch her

[@zenaku_akuma5802]

WE HAVE PERMISSION... I mean DEGENERACY

[@redacted8983]

way ahead of you, Saruel

[@RottenHeretic]

FALTER NOT BROTHERS! FOR THE EMPEROR WILL PURGE THESE SINFUL THOUGHTS FROM YOUR HEAD. most likely using a boltor.

[@spencervance8484]

Suffer not the heretic to live. The emperor protects!

[@interestingman7458]

I'm to distracted by the banger gwent music

[@KoalazDank0420]

Sounding real french over here

[@Seyomint]

I just woke up and this is the clip I see

[@jonwicked7031]

The French accent is making my brain get some extra wrinkles , the sakes I will lose while doing cultural images research on saruei later

[@michaeldost8155]

As soon as I heard the Gwent music I fucking lost it.

[@phylippezimmermannpaquin2062]

Shes being aggressively french

[@josefmilly]

You can't get any more based than Saruei

[@f.b.iagent3971]

I was being like “Based” throughout the video until she said “Be happy with what you can have” and I felt like I got punched in the gut goddamn that was COLD

[@GSK-]

The smugness, I like it LOL

[@Da_Shark]

Wait this even lines up with her lore she's a bottom because its the only way she's ever felt vulnerable seeing as she's a super soldier......... probably into bdsm and if she's hyper kinky even hard-core degradation

[@ESPelli]

Based H artist. A woman of culture Bless the internet for giving us the chances of watching women being true to themselves. Because being honest What'r the fucking chances you'll even meet anyone irl that talks openly about Hentai. None they'r fucking NONE. And let me tell you I've been a "degenerate " since Milky animation was a thing.

[@NiWORaven]

"I need to drink more" Oh is that where we are now? I think you should have drank less, lmao

[@psycosanches589]

Team, we are a go! Green light! Green Light!

[@livelonger1642]

Thank you saruei

[@iceydicey77]

Truly a french women

[@frozenfanta6684]

How did I miss that in the stream

[@lenk2204]

I love her

[@ralthron1]

Aaahhh! The French! how I love them! and would like to love them knowamasayen?!

[@Nark101]

broken english aside, the message was clear

[@collaxupload8142]

me who had caption on in this video: dont worry I understood her broken english very clear and the message was clear as crystal

[@simplyluc5071]

Hooo The Witcher 3 Music !!

[@firstname1700]

I love this 0:52

[@seyyedmohammadaminbineshta8822]

That Novigrad track..

[@kilchil5438]

I thought we were gonna play Gwent

[@applesaucelol]

i love saruei

[@ShatteredReal1ty]

W vtuber-

[@noctva185]

out of all the languages she spoke she spoke facts (with a hot french accent)

[@pork1256]

Witcher 3 music is great

[@awttygaming2510]

God her accent 🥺❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@Arcticfox030]

God bless the French

[@DarkRemarkk]

Shes the girl that everyone wants

[@alfredochavezv]

She's cruel! 😢 under the facade of her being cool, there's a lot of sarcasm

[@Hodoss]

I think she’s sincere, she’s a hentai artist herself and has struggled with censorship. Sure the "be happy with what you can have" taunt might hurt some but others are into that.

[@maakuuun6649]

I like her tbh eh's based as fuq but that doesnt make her open to disrespectful remarks tho ahaha anyways SARU is my fav indie and illust ahhhh

[@jacksdunklemarchen7180]

rule 36 guys and girls: we have her permission copy that !

[@randomexcessmemories4452]

She seems like she'd be a really chill person to be around. I dunno if this is a reflection of her IRL self, but she's cool.

[@Ace_Takahiro]

I think i found my queen

[@Shinyloog20992]

First time I've ever heard a vtuber give that kinda consent

[@aleide2980]

Quite a lot of indie Vtuber talk about it, and usually they are fine with it, and make it very clear.

[@Shinyloog20992]

@@aleide2980 huh, yeah still the first time I've ever heard of it

[@infamousmaze6870]

Everyone in Vshojo encourages it.

[@Paladin327]

@@infamousmaze6870 hell, Veibae spends a LOT on lewd art of herself

[@kon6751]

She's goddamn right

[@communistbird7451]

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