AVPS - best of Umbridge

I just watched AVPS (A Very Potter Sequel) and I LOVE Joe in this role. So I thought - "Hey, let's make a best of."
Hope you like it! :)
If you want to have them - I made three different Starkid-Ringtones
1. Stop texting me: www.mediafire.c...
2. You didn't text me back: www.mediafire.c...
3. When you don't return people's phonecalls: www.mediafire.c...

[@timfortune9]

He just never fails to completely steal every scene he's in, whether as Umbridge or Voldemort.

[@binky9223]

Ikr

[@lordskeletorde]

That god damn thief..!

[@anannonymouscoverartist]

Ikr?!!!!

[@chocolatechip7137]

Is there really any difference between the two?

[@samuellrodd1214]

Chocolate Chip yes Umbridge is 1000% more evil

[@jessz7819]

Everyone hated real harry potter um bridge, but if you don't like this umbridge, well you can't be my friend. Simple as that.

[@raetekusu1]

It's so hard to hate canon Umbridge when you imagine her with Joe Walker's voice...

[@quinnnurrenbern4258]

Ikr " um did you get me teeext"

[@dreadpirateninjafox]

"You were never my friend, you were never my lover"

[@emilythomson418]

"Well why didn't you text me back?"

[@alexis6443]

DontWishOnMe Starr : I like this umbridge cuz the real one looks like a toad this one is SOOOOOOOOO PRETTTTTYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@marisolsantamaria6215]

No boys...UNLESS THERE CUTE! No alcohol.......UNLESS THERE 'S ENOUGH TO GO GO AROUND! No partying.................... UNLESS UMBRIDGE IS INVITED AH DERR DERR AH DERR DERR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@carlosalejandroalvarenga4913]

They're*

[@freddie1989]

@@carlosalejandroalvarenga4913 fuck off

[@Awelbeckk]

@@freddie1989 no, you fuck off

[@anannonymouscoverartist]

WHY DOES THIS SOUND LIKE ME?

[@Nina-pl1iu]

You keep me young girls, you keep me young

[@samiace7427]

i love it how when umbridge's name is mentioned the audience is like..."far out not this bitch"...then Joe enters and the audience just loses it!! XD

[@be6757]

Sami Ace I can't hear the not this bitch

[@samiace7427]

emøpøtterhead they didn't say it but just the way they reacted seemed like it.

[@be6757]

Sami Ace oh 🙂

[@minervamcgonagall8805]

Yup, my initial reaction.

[@rebekahgilbert4740]

My sexuality is Joe Walker.

[@Mel-yr4qq]

Rebekah Gilbert Mine too

[@theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840]

Mine is Severus Snape

[@StaciLeigh15]

"I CAN'T HAVE COITUS WITH A BUNCH OF CENTAURS! I HAVE A BOOOYFRAND" best. line. ever.

[@anav3tti]

"YOU DON'T KNOW A GODDAMN THING ABOUT OUR MAGICAL NIGHT TOGETHER YOU FUCKIN LITTLE SNAPE IN THE GRASS."

[@potatomonika8796]

"Didyagetmatextz??"

[@AttackPanicAttack]

I love how when Bryan says "Umbridge" everyone groans but when Joe walks out everyone cheers. XD

[@fashionablechangeling1988]

Dylan

[@kadindarklord]

Is it bad, that I prefer THIS Umbridge to the real one?

[@HinataChick38]

kadindarklord no.

[@emmafinan2438]

Everybody does! XD

[@dumblebee9167]

+kadindarklord no it's very good. I'd be worried if you preferred the other one.

[@victoriabirney5654]

This Umbridge is actually somewhat likeable lol.

[@Purplestraw]

I think we all do

[@invisiblelocket4994]

"I wonder what would happen if...I just broke all your fingers."

[@desmondgentle1474]

And you'd be just like Umbridge. 'Cept Umbridge can kick yo ass

[@alyssamonkey]

Harry: *surpirsed Pikachu *

[@aromaladyellie]

I remember the very, very first time I saw AVPS (as it was going up) I asked "I wonder where Joe Walker is?" and immediately after that you just hear STOMP. STOMP. STOMP. and then Joe walked in. My friends and I had to pause the video because we were laughing so hard cuz none of use were expecting it.

[@jacy9234]

Ellie F my best friend watched it first and then told me: You'll never guess who Joe plays in this one! a couple of minutes later I laughed my ass off after I saw him coming in as Umbridge😂

[@mackenzielefler7232]

i love the groan from the audience too when dumbledore says umbridge. then joe walks in and we all cheer and laugh cause we know some amazing stuff is about to happen

[@TheChrisErvin]

My text tone is "Did you get my text?" it went off in class the other day XD

[@klarysahawrot2565]

How did you get it on your phone?

[@TheChrisErvin]

Klarysa Hawrot Google "Did You Get My Text? Text tone" you should find it

[@klarysahawrot2565]

Chris Ervin​ thanks!

[@raymckane1286]

Mine is "Oh my god, Umbridge stop texting me!"

[@dumblebee9167]

+Chris Ervin (ChrisErvinDoesMC) can you get it on iphone?

[@mathewgodfrey1517]

Cedric=Edward Voldemort killed Cedric. Voldemort=Umbridge So it makes sense why Umbridge likes Jacob.

[@HinataChick38]

Mathew Godfrey OMG

[@kelseyspringer72]

omg I love you. I still don't like Twilight

[@hannahwalz6662]

So true though

[@devywevy2025]

You just blew my mind

[@rinasb1029]

You can't dissaperate in hogwarts! Right? Right! *kicks Hermione*

[@YELLERHEAD]

I love the fact that dumbledore has a flip-phone.

[@Lolalexz00]

+simplyawolf And it's pink.

[@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484]

I think this was before iPhones were too popular.

[@NoFirstNoLastName]

@@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 Wow. That makes me feel old af

[@kaitlynr9271]

"You girls keep me young!" Omg how have I not seen this before...

[@ilovemygps]

mean girls x

[@jodiebrian9343]

Kaitlyn R Have you watched them all now!?

[@Smk0603]

Imagine going through these rehersals before the costumes. Just picture that. And your day has improved significantly.

[@maddydraffen535]

Thank you 😁

[@catastrophicivy]

Now picture it where everyone's not in costume and then there's one of them in costume

[@distressedmegan3364]

No boooys *Unless they're cuuuuute* No alcohol *Unless there's plenty to go arouuuund* No parties *Unless Umbridge is inviteeeeeed*

[@onyx1091]

I want a ringtone from this in the scene where Umbridge says, "OH MY GOD! IT'S HARRY FREAKING POTTER!"

[@noambenmoshe7582]

my text rington is "OMG Umbrige stop texting me!" it's never gets old

[@kristie3238]

+Noam Ben Moshe how do you get it, I have searched it and I can't get it

[@kristie3238]

It'd be funny if someone has "OH MYGOD DUMBLEDORE!! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A LOSEY BOYFRIEND?!"

[@jada7741]

I want mine to be Neville saying oh ma god I've killed Harry Potter

[@AlmightyEmoji]

Kristie this is years late but youd have to download the mp3 of the video and crap the audio to b3 a ringtone(unless on iphone then theres a fuckton more steps but it CAN be done)

[@loltarot]

"I wonder if I just...broke all of your fingers..." Just how he said it made me choke. I'm still laughing

[@emilythomson418]

"You f*cking little snake in the grass." Me.

[@BunniiBonBon]

I heard Snape in the grass XD

[@NoShadowsHere]

lmao me too and I thought it was even funnier that way, didn't he say Snape?

[@Fez8745]

yes, it is SNAPE in the grass, that's the gag :P

[@ducky_2309]

I kinda felt bad for him and idk why- 😰

[@RavenBlackfrost]

"Oh my god Umbrige, stop texting me!" I just about died!

[@ducky_2309]

Same bro I was WHEEZING AND LIKE- 0.5 SECONDS AFTER: "did you get my text?" 🤩 The sass Lucius has in his tone-

[@ducky_2309]

"YES" "well u didn't text me back. 😒"

[@frxnkie.mp3]

"dur dur dur dur dur dur" my favorite and the way she/he says Hogsmeade XD

[@darksev.6468]

Hagsmeed

[@pallavirana3022]

AVSP Umbridge is one of the best things that ever happened xD

[@darksev.6468]

A Very Sequel Potter

[@cecilb8287]

*_A Very Sequel Potter_*

[@theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840]

@@cecilb8287 I love A Very Sequal Potter Umbridge

[@EstherSilverstar]

"I have a boyfriend" The only thing stopping Umbridge from hooking up with a half man half horse? Alright then..

[@fruitygarlic3601]

Have you _seen_ Firenze?

[@ireallylikeyourmom]

fruity garlic BAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA

[@kristie3238]

To those who disliked this... *Friends lift me up in the air* 'HOW DARE YOU?!?!'

[@MD-ww1wz]

WHO DISRESPECTING UMBRIDGE

[@kristie3238]

+Megan Teague I AM WOMAN, HERE ME..SMASH!!

[@kristie3238]

+Kelly Clark DRACO YOU LITTLE SHIT!

[@kristie3238]

+Kelly Clark lets go watch Wizard of Waverley Place

[@kristie3238]

+Kelly Clark we're gonna do this....... THE UMBRIDGEWAY!!

[@hot4crocs443]

The entire "Stutter" number should've been included... that was pure gold!!

[@SmallishFry]

I just noticed; Snape:As much as I would like to see some of these bastards beaten *points to Harry* Harry looks behind him lol

[@ashersflaquers]

I AM WOMAN. HEAR ME SMASH!!

[@dragoon208]

Umbridge: "What?! Where'd he go?!" Snape: "He disseperated!" Umbridge: "That's bullshit, Snape! You can't disseperate inside of Hogwarts! Right?!" Voice offstage: "Right!" Umbridge: "Right! Dammit!" That has to be one of my favorite parts of the whole play. Just awesome.

[@anjelicabergen6492]

Pie chart 2% think Harry's middle name is James98% harry 's middle name is freaking

[@MoonTheGamer11]

If you don't like him as Umbridge. We can't be friends.

[@androgynousanonymous5882]

If your harry potter friend doesn't like this Umbridge, dump them. You don't need that negativity in your life.

[@Purplestraw]

This comment is perfection

[@shutupmacey]

What the Devil? A BBM from Umbridge! "Are you with Dumbledore, did he get my text?" Now you drag ME into this? LMAO XD

[@sarahkinsey5434]

I wonder if Joe worked out for this part to make it funnier

[@captain3441]

If he didn't I would cry 😂

[@TheGrom93]

i have an autograph from umbridge. he signed it and kissed a lip mark into the picture from this :)

[@tiffanystewart9265]

Madara Uchiha i'm so jealous!

[@annaelizabeth9706]

Madara Uchiha lucky

[@TheJuliana0901]

he? Umbridge is a Strong Woman!

[@avatatro4333]

Omg!! So lucky!!

[@theanimuse1437]

"you can kiss me or the dementors." I welcome death.

[@wondertrip14]

is it me or am i in love with Umbridge in this one

[@emmab4587]

OhlooksitsaPotterhead SAME

[@annaelizabeth9706]

ER Bram I see you everywhere haha

[@marythomas29]

falling in love falling in love falling in love.... with Joe Walker

[@alisonjeff9199]

starkid umbridge is one of the best things to ever happen

[@unoriginal1562]

Umbridge: “You either kiss the dementors, or you kiss, Umbridge...” Sirius: “DUMBLEDORE!!! IM NOT WORTH IT!!!”

[@emilymagyar1794]

5:50 is awesome gotta love that audience participation

[@Meg-bw3yx]

I’m pretty sure that was just Dylan, aka Dumbledore

[@thezombiepeepol4354]

I thought it was big D

[@emmaispotato2890]

“Little snape in the grass” I DIED

[@lexitanuis1692]

I absolutely died at THATS BULLSHIT SNAPE😂😂😂😂

[@albitahrdez]

I can't stop watching joe acting, he is just so freaking funny!! He's a great actor, damn.

[@toontownrules413]

3:41 You see, Snape, that's what happens when you're a butt-trumpet. Your phone has to be a calculator!

[@OverstreetLover]

I was trying to watch this in class but it's literally impossible to watch this without laughing

[@kl-1447]

I try to watch things like this in class, and legit, I start laughing and everyone thinks I'm absolutely crazy

[@Nina-pl1iu]

When Dumbledore mentions Umbridge the crowd is like "we don't need her" then Umbridge walks in and everybody is so fucking happy

[@arandomuser9459]

Nina Nrecaj 😂

[@brissallie]

haha along with lauren, I think he was awesome. Draco and Umbrigde stole the musical

[@Wren419]

Oh my god Umbridge stop texting me!:) classic

[@skye387]

Savannah Araiza Idk how I keep reading these exactly when it came XD

[@captain3441]

Hana Tjia It happened to me too 😂

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

Movie Umbridge: A Karen that everyone hates AVPS Umbridge: A terrifying psychotic teacher

[@testcorecom]

Joe Walker has this magical abilty to disappear and simply become the character. I don't know it's Joe.. it happens in almost every show. I have a slight suspicion that Joe doesn't actually exist and he is just a reprogrammable robot sent from the future to give us the perfect roles.

[@androgynousanonymous5882]

Look, it's Umbitch, I mean Umbridge! *hides under invisibility cloak* help me.

[@Lieutenant_Dude]

Adurdurudurududurdurdurdurdurdurdurdur!!!

[@shannonlawton9833]

“don’t you get it you crazy bitch? I’m gay!” iconic

[@marijakitanovska4526]

64 dislikes?-Thanks Hermione!

[@majesticsquares2213]

*Herman

[@kristie3238]

+Majestic Squares Draco you little shit!

[@frxnkie.mp3]

I thought it was Hermononucleosis?

[@lexitanuis1692]

🤣🤣😂

[@llamalover9403]

Thanks Herman!

[@oliviahaglund8978]

derderderderder!!!I didn't realize I was in the presence of ROYALty!

[@theguywhoisaustralian1465]

when she kicks Herman in the face

[@liebemoi_please7777]

The fact that Joe shaved just to be Umbridge was great

[@afiaoduro-manu2349]

Jesus Christ, I like Umbridge a lot more now😂

[@littlerose5612]

my rigntone is harry freaking potter and if i get a text it says aturturtur (umbridges laugh!)

[@kerahbundy5705]

+Nora rose de-la T-R You profile pic makes me happy.

[@vitaemins4527]

i recently started a re-read of HP and i cant help imagining all the characters as their starkid counterparts. its making it all extremely entertaining 😂😂😂

[@multifanderisverycrafty]

Excellent

[@agarcia3986]

Umbridge: You can kiss the Dementors, or you can kiss Umbridge. Sirius: NO GOD PLEASE I’M NOT WORTH IT! Me: *dying hysterically at that line*

[@avenueis1377]

This will never not be my favorite thing on the internet

[@lapislazuli4428]

"Did you get my text?" Me when my best friend doesn't answer my text.

[@izabellasmith1480]

this is such a better umbridge then the other one

[@swoogity6902]

I always felt bad for at his Umbridge. She just wanted to be the mother she never had because her mom made her so self conscious. I’m glad she got a happy ending and found love with farenze

[@zoeroebuck5835]

Somehow this musical made me like Umbridge and Malfoy, and that diserves kudos

[@fayendere]

We all have to be honest. All Umbridge moments are the best

[@BaphometBabe]

GET DEM! GET DEM!... ah forget dem, we'll get them later

[@disaster2p0]

SERIOUSLY OMFG I LOVE UMBRIDGE IN THIS ONE I NEARLY DIED LAUGHING

[@Aaliah3203]

6:53 You're Welcome

[@AnymousScreams]

I have so much respect for him, going sround inba pink dress.

[@romarose4558]

I think we can agree Joe walker is a national treasure

[@entertain7us148]

this is the most random, most hilarious 'interpretations' of Umbridge's character

[@tinyabbey]

"now lift up your skirt so mommy can show you what love means" Me: wut? love means getting hit?

[@jessk9881]

"...so momma can love your bottom 'till it bleeds!" This is what she said, but it still doesn't make sense lol.

[@anav3tti]

Jessica Kwasnik "as much as I would love to see some of these bastard beaten -points at Harry- it's against the rules."

[@rosieweasel24601]

It’s amazing how they managed to make one of the most detestable characters imaginable into a likable one

[@samr6514]

Ok but Dumbledore picking up Harry (or whoever that was) was the cutest frickin thing

[@jenprochatful]

Yea I had a crazy girlfriend like this, though not nearly as hot as Joe Walker

[@EliiZza11]

jenprochatful nobody's as hot as Joe Walker

[@digitalgiantproductions2403]

7:15 is my favorite part, I swear.

[@kristenskillen389]

Me: did ya get my text Mom: yeah? Me: well ya didn’t text me back Mom: uh I was busy? Point? She didn’t get it 🤣🤣

[@voltagegamingeg3415]

Did you get my text?

[@skyesu4706]

wellyoudidnttextme beehhhrrkkkk

[@HauntFreak13]

“You don’t know a god damn thing about our magical night together, you little Snape in the grass.” 😃

[@azureflametarot]

“Ah, magic!” Has gotta be one of the best things a small budget had ever done for comedy 😆

[@azwrathfrost]

0:24 Who needs Bombarda maxima for an entrance, when this Umbridge can smash anything. 😂

[@puppylovebug03]

"I AM WOMAN!" Lol I died xD

[@OneMoreGirl3]

Dumbledore: "I was only hitting on you because I thought you were a sexy man!" The funny thing is, that Umbridge IS a sexy man... :D

[@melissafuerst6112]

I love how when Dylan said professor umbridge some of the audience sounded worried but as soon as joe appear screams of joy 😂

[@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484]

I don’t know why, but the “Right?” “Right.” “Right!” joke is my favorite in all of Star kid.

[@NexValentine]

its the same with umbridge and voldy ... you just wanna hug himheritjoe

[@LovelyWitch926]

*Ah! Magic!*

[@sophiarose8210]

I LOVE THIS UMBRIDGE DANCING GIVES ME LIFE

[@googleitlol6590]

I lost it at the dance break in Stutter the first time I watched avps

[@nina-yr9ck]

I've Never Loved Umbridge More

[@sizzlinteapot3571]

"THAT'S BULLSHIT YOU CAN'T DISAPPARATE INSIDE OF HOGWARTS, RIGHT?!" "RIGHT!"

[@k.brownlee30]

Umbridges dance break with the dementors will never not be iconic

[@thatonestarkidfan3918]

*’Why you bein so meandameeee?’* I send that clip to anyone who mildly offends me.

[@tawnyacoffin2796]

Team Jacob! This Umbridge rules. If you don't like her your not my friend no more.😅😂

[@lilyparker6611]

5:52 I guess you can say Umbridge... kicked her head.

[@thatonestarkidfan3918]

Ö

[@19jacinta88]

I prefer this Umbridge

[@meg136]

This laughter should be the laughter of all existing and yet to come sitcoms.

[@songsoflita]

Movie Umbridge: Horrible person This Umbridge: Funny, sexy, empowered, feminist icon, perfect fashion sense, basically the best form of human