Awful D&D MARY SUE Wants to Be the Edgy Main Character (+ More) - RPG Horror Stories

[@saibogu002love]

Loverboyxxx : The only thing we aks you is to read the rules, lore, and not play a vampire Suckula : This is my Vampire with its own rules and lore Loverboyxxx : Yeah, no. We'll need to do some changes. Suckula : surprised pikachu face

[@wolfherojohnson2766]

Lmao!

[@Rule-be6lw]

Honestly it could have worked if the character was Delusional with high luck.

[@ArcCaravan]

​@@Rule-be6lwThat seemed like LoverboyXXX's plan until the backstory.

[@davidspring4003]

Non-horny bard, in Session Zero: hey, I won't be a horny bard. GM: because you didn't instantly cave to pier pressure based on a stereotype that ONE player was complaining about, *you* are the one that's not a good fit for the party.

[@serafina2643]

To be fair, the Sorcerer was their IRL friend, it does make at least some sense. Maybe not the best in terms of being fair, but they didn't know one person and knew another, and they still nipped the problem in the bud, just in a way that wasn't quite right.

[@Ailieorz]

they'd be no friend of mine if they treated other like that. That's narcissistic behaviour and the DM is just enabling it to continue by bending to them.

[@serafina2643]

@@Ailieorz Yep, I'm just saying that it'd be difficult for the dm to do something else, and who knows what the sorcerer is like out of game.

[@littlepeach2010]

And before the party knows it Sorcerer is dictating the whole game.

[@ozpin8329]

At that point I would just hand the sorcerer my character sheet and say "Here, *you* can play my character since you obviously think you can play them better than I can," and promptly leave.

[@mr.cobalt1668]

For some reason when I heard the Bard's plan contrasted to the Sorc's intention on seduction, my brain responded with "I *am* seducing him, but *platonically*."

[@darklord884]

Carter: "4 people isn't a full party!" *Me having run Vampire: The Masquerade for 2 people for months* : "Ah, so petty. And tiny."

[@littlepeach2010]

Plus D&D 5th is designed around a party of 4

[@demonic_myst4503]

Hell 4 people is vampire the masquirades main party size recomended and dnd cr system is balanced for 4 players cr1 equils 4 level 1 players nit that it actuaky balanced but its how its meant to be designed

[@darklord884]

@@littlepeach2010 Yeah, but you can still run for 2 people if necessary.

[@darklord884]

@@demonic_myst4503 Regardless, 2 people can make for a VtM story too. It's actually much easier to manage.

[@demonic_myst4503]

@@darklord884 yea i mostly meant the like material they use to show social chartsnormaly is four players vtm is much less needing of balancing due to it being less conbat focused

[@chibiktsn3]

You know what I like about these RPG horror stories? They're normal. They're believable. There's no physical violence or other forms of assault, just a creepy guy, bad judgment calls, entitled players, and spineless DMs!

[@mercaius]

I can't believe we've gotten to the point where the joke about bards has become more iconic in peoples' heads than the actual prototypical bard.

[@minamajikina8075]

Because the joke's been beaten into the dirt until that's all newer players think bards are. If all you hear is that all bards are constantly horny and try to seduce everything, that's all you're going to think they're for.

[@nvfury13]

Before the Internet, before D&D, that stereotype about musicians (including or even *especially* the traditional lute strumming Bard) existed.

[@GhostofGaunt4949]

I feel bad for the Bard. My sibling plays a Bard, but they look way more like a Druid and have 0 idea what being horny even is.

[@ozpin8329]

Bards have so much potential and are one of the most open ended classes to build a character around. I currently play a peacock Kenku with the Mask Of Many Faces invocation who's a member of a travelling theatre troupe. They're the ultimate understudy.

[@GhostofGaunt4949]

@@ozpin8329 That is a pretty cool sounding Bard.

[@ozpin8329]

​@@GhostofGaunt4949 They use Disguise Self to turn into different actors and actresses to recite their lines and in combat, and their vicious mockery is Shakespeare insults.

[@GhostofGaunt4949]

@@ozpin8329 I can imagine they are a blast to RP.

[@viennasavage9110]

@@ozpin8329 Uhhh I dunno about that. Bards can be fun but they kinda suck

[@milhy6567]

I'm currently playing bard and the horny bard stereotype pisses me off when people think that's all bard is, my bard is an asexual, slightly sarcastic, ex circus performer who got his negotiation skills from dealing with groups wanting "protection money" from the troupe before he couldn't take being the victim anymore and decided to seize their own future by adventuring, my party considers him the closest we have to a leader, which doesn't give any actual power over the group, its more the guy who they look to when negotiations happen.

[@shroudshift9969]

This, all of this.

[@chaos4654]

Rogue Healer just sounds like a ninja nurse/doctor. XD Or Medical Ninja from Naruto. Stealthily heal injured people then have them wonder when you did it!

[@johnoneil9188]

"I appear like out of thin air, cast lay on hand and melt back into the shadows!"

[@kyriss12]

Actually had a similar character in one game who was an enforcer for the fairy godfather before taking refuge in a church and becoming a cleric. He would use stealth and evasion to avoid the enemies attention while supporting the party with healing and buffs from the shadows. And if we ever asked why he could jimmy lock so easily or knew so many people on the wrong side of the law he would just wink and say, “old Seamus wasn’t always a man of the cloth”

[@rayanderson5797]

"Ah! My leg is bleeding!" "No it isn't." "Yes it... Wait, what?"

[@shroudshift9969]

I do play a medical ninja in a 5e Naruto homebrew, and this is pretty accurate.

[@Nazo-kage]

Sorcerer: “Come on bard use your charisma to seduce the guard.” Bard: “And what about you? Charisma should be your best stat too, if you want the guard seduced so bad, do it yourself.”

[@minamajikina8075]

Yeah but, funni horny bard meme durhurhur seduce the dragon. I have a special hate for the segment of the D&D community that beat that joke into the ground. Thanks to them, that's all some people think bards are for.

[@ArcCaravan]

Sorcerer: "How dare you say a woman should seduce you sexist jerk!"

[@MyAramil]

For the bard story. NEVER TELL A PLAYER HOW TO PLAY THEIR CHARACTER!!!! Granted there is a difference between making suggestions if you see them struggling. or offering ideas if you get a feel for what they like to do. But I love the idea of non sex crazed bards.

[@EtchaSketch444]

That last one has me infuriated. You're not fixing things with Carter. For a person like him, it's their way or the high way, and they'll do whatever they can to get their way. More importantly, this shit hole's revealed just how manipulative he is. There's 0 excuse to keep him around.

[@joelsasmad]

The issue is that the other players are Carters GF and work friend and the Cleric was introduced through Carter. Unless they are very understanding about things they are likely to leave when Carter does. Especially considering that Carter is the type who would throw a fit and be a pain to anyone who stays in a game he was kicked out of. Yes, it would be better if they could all just cut someone that toxic out of thier lives, but people don't always make the healthiest decisions

[@Midnight3Wonder]

Ugh, I HATE it when people force the horny bard stereotype, especially on those who absolute do NOT want to play that stereotype. I'm planning to play bard who NEVER seduces and instead is shy yet friendly, even planning to make her asexual to ensure that no one tries to force her into the horny bard role. So far, the groups I'm in have been respectful of me and my character choices, so my hopes are high that I won't be forced into the horny bard stereotype with these groups.

[@animeotaku307]

Same. I want to make a bard who was once a geisha, so she prefers to go the “polite conversationalist” route and finds seduction to be uncouth. She’s a lesbian, though.

[@Midnight3Wonder]

@@animeotaku307 Oh, that's a nice idea! I like it!

[@izzisart]

I've done one before where the bard was so obsessed with just playing his music, he was hopelessly oblivious to anything else. If it wasn't music, he wasn't really interested. It was quite fun to do; he was very sweet and it soon became very obvious seduction was not going to be his thing. 😆

[@Midnight3Wonder]

@@izzisart Cool

[@dead_vibes]

Same, My bard focused on AOE and Nature damage.

[@numanuma250]

The bard shouldn't have been kicked, but the sorcerer if you ask me. How are you gonna get mad at me for how I play my character? Note that this does exclude being a destructive player, but over not wanting to seduce? Bard player is better off without them. My only worry is that the DM will realize they made the wrong decision but it will be too late

[@LetholdusKaspyr]

That post seemed pretty specific that the problem player was female, and the DM wasn't. That, and this kind of preferential treatment, means DM is simping.

[@minamajikina8075]

@@LetholdusKaspyr Also, the sorcerer was the DM's IRL friend. Maybe less simping and more never getting another moment's peace unless she got her way. Non-stop texting was brought up after all. That's how I read it. She's such a massive pain in the ass that appeasing her is just the easier course of action.

[@LetholdusKaspyr]

@@minamajikina8075 Plausible, but unlikely. I've seen this level of indulgence in a game before, but only when the DM is more concerned with impressing the player than running a game. It's just the kind of behavior infatuated nerds exhibit.

[@ArcCaravan]

​@@LetholdusKaspyrDM not instantly supporting Sorcerer's stance during the session makes me doubt it's simpery. Only after a night of her multiple ranting texts to the rest of the table did DM kick Bard.

[@Ailieorz]

That sorcerer isn't just a toxic player, they're a complete narcissist. So is Carter. Guaranteed they're doing similar things their 'friends' all the time and they keep enabling her by agreeing because they think it's just easier to keep her happy. If one of your 'friends' keeps playing the victim, complaining or pouting when they don't get their way, laying on guilt, blaming others for things that go wrong, get rid of them. Quick.

[@effeffiagonalick5078]

I thought the way the story-teller talks about their friend LoverboyXXX is nice. I know the "unreasonably handsome face" was probably just a joke about that kind of fan fiction-esque writing style but I'm sure their friend would appreciate it if he ever found it.

[@wolf1066]

My bullshit meter pegged when Carter said the one person absent from the conversation was planning on quitting. By the time we got through to the end of that, the needle on the meter had pretty much bent from being pushed so hard.

[@TigerW0lf]

Loverboyxxx? That name sounds.... Familiar. What story do I remember that from?

[@aurora5481]

Female player gets infatuated with a narcissist prince, wants to ERP with DM, Loverboyxxx was her bf and got annoyed with it. Loverboyxxx also shows up in a supporting role in that one story about a dark-toned TTRPG where a guy wants everyone to appreciate his PC's nipple-ringed muscular tits and his brother plays a catgirl wanking in the corner during the final confrontation.

[@CrispysTavern]

His legend has spread far and wide.

[@Feast_]

@@aurora5481 Thanks I was trying to forget about that second story. Now I'm hearing Crow's Perch saying "DILF" in my head

[@jacobwurst6335]

@@CrispysTavern totally misread that as "his legs have spread far and wide"

[@snaggitpaints2530]

The defanged and cat girl played by brothers was another one...

[@CrowePerch]

Wait there’s a part three now?! Hell yeah, excited for this one :)

[@PaladinGear15]

I always shoot down nonsense like "they're wearing armour around their nipples and a chainmail thong and nothing else" (because yes, I've had two different people, both male, come to one of my games with female characters and that description) and I just tell them no, they're wearing armour or they're wearing clothes, they can't get 18AC from a metal string bikini. But some day I kinda just wanna be like "yeah okay, you show up wearing this with your whole body on show" *first encounter* "you get stabbed, a roll of 9 hits due to your -1dexterity, and you take 1d8piercing, 4d6 poison damage, and die, now come back and make a real character" or just have them arrested on the spot for public indecency when they're all meeting up in a tavern xD.

[@gregjayonnaise8314]

I never understand this. Nothing’s wrong with a hot character, but a chainmail bikini doesn’t even sound appealing, practical or comfortable. Your character can still be hot and wear something more fitting for the setting.

[@TryssemTavern]

Unless the platekini is enchanted in some way. After all, if mere bracers can increase your AC... then so can skimpy armor. Tasteless, yes. Possible, still yes. "Female" shaped full breastplates, though, are just as foolish as platekinis. The shaped cups deflect and guide the blade to weak spots where the strike could actually do damage.

[@PaladinGear15]

@@TryssemTavern I don't do boob armour, frankly if it did exist in a game I made, it'd be in like an adventurer-themed strip club XD Also that'd be like +1 to AC if it were enchanted, it still wouldn't give them 18 AC :p

[@suziwolf4830]

It wasn't the "scantily clad" or "very promiscuous" parts that phased me; it was those parts being preceded by "SIXTEEN"...

[@WebHead18]

That mild intro story really got under my skin. That person had to know they were making the OP obsolete. I would have re-rolled.

[@cuttlefist]

The GM who kicked the victim from his group probably got a nice rude awakening or two after when the Sorcerer went on to harass other players even without the OP there. I wonder how soon it happened…

[@tw33144154]

To me that last one isn't even about micromanaging. It's about manipulation. They straight up lied to get people to do what they wanted just because that's what they wanted. This is one of those "showing their true colours" moments and should not be dismissed.

[@jackgraham3988]

When we first started our first campaign, both my friend and I were Rogues. I went Thief while he went Arcane Trickster. After (purposely) fucking up a heist in our first town (don't get me wrong - I wasn't innocent in this going wrong lmao, but he 100% started it) he ended up dying in jail while I was able to escape (I didn't just abandon him, he actively wanted a new character). His next character? A fighter (Eldritch Knight) who SPECIFICALLY HATED THIEVES. Now, this all sounds p bad, I'm sure - and I thought so at the time - but it actually worked out pretty well. He's managed to help make my character less of an asshole, while my character has helped broaden his horizons and open his mind to all sorts of types of people! It made for some interesting roleplay, even if it seemed like it was gonna be a horror story at first lmao.

[@jackgraham3988]

I also wanna mention - I don't really blame him for any of this, lmao. It was the first time playing DnD for both of us, and while he was doing this I was also a bit of a murderhobo. We were both... not GREAT but we've improved quite a lot!

[@rossnorris2351]

Op vampire. Honestly if Carter wants to run his game so badly, and is so talented at finding players, he can find 5 more players and go run his game and drop yours because he can't play in one and run one apparently.

[@jillianh7565]

My group is doing Curse of Strahd and we have a vampire in the party. It’s quite interesting because he doesn’t remember anything about his past working for Strahd. This creates a very interesting dynamic for the party especially if you consider that we are all connected to Strahd in some way.

[@carlosbaroni1158]

Honestly stories like the second one is why i rather play by text than speech cause i also gave stutter. Of course I’m not creepy like the guy on the story but still

[@CrispysTavern]

Nothing wrong with a stutter, friend. Just funny thinking about it COMBINED with creepy comments.

[@fylimar]

I like playing bards and have played them in two campaigns (one ongoing). I never played the horny bard, mine were always the diplomats and talker in the group. No one ever had a problem with that. I find it strange, that another player wants to dictate, how you play your character tbh.

[@gigaswardblade7261]

why is it that the coolest settings are always the ones that get ruined by that guys?

[@Albertosn3]

Regarding the Bard it is 100% that the Bard should not have been kicked and it was definitely wrong on the DM for doing so. But that being said if the choice was between causing tension between IRL friends or removing the random stranger on the internet we talked to for a few hours in a game I can understand why the DM decided to just kick the Bard instead of trying to make it work. If you had to choose between your IRL friend or strangers over the internet I would not fault you for sticking with those you actually care for (now of course this begs the question as to why the DM even cares for the Sorcerer but perhaps outside of D&D Sorcerer is a pretty nice person).

[@Ailieorz]

If the sorc was so into seducing people they should have done it themselves. It's not as if they wouldn't have a good persuasion roll

[@Albertosn3]

@@Ailieorz That is true although I think Sorc was more so thinking "You are a Bard so you HAVE to do it" kinda like expecting a Rogue to sneak/steal or a Druid to like animals. A stupid expectation, especially when the Bard told them up-front that they would not play like that but Sorcerer either didn't listen or did not care.

[@WraithReaper09]

You aren't real friends if you can't call each other out on bullshit. If you kowtow every time they chuck a wobbly over something insignificant you're just a lacky not a friend.

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

So, Sorcerer straight-up sexually harassed Bard, and BARD’S the one who gets kicked? Yeah, that party is bad news.

[@destroyerinazuma96]

Just what I needed after my job interview! maybe watching you after sending applications will do me good lol

[@Vahktang]

Sorcerer: Bard, just go seduce the guard. Bard: Nah, you do it. [then just repeat]

[@ArcCaravan]

Sorcerer would probably play the sexism card to try shutting that down.

[@bradwolf07]

Yeah, NOOOO on Carter. I would never play with him, given how he treats others...LET ALONE trying to tank another's game

[@letsplaysvonaja1714]

Our party has 4 players, lol I think they started with 3, went to 4, back to 3 and then I joined getting us back to 4, with one previous player occasionally jumping in via teleport to help

[@sherylcascadden4988]

Every character is the primary character in their own story. DnD is joint storytelling, with narrative being passed around between players and DM. Everyone has a part to play, and no one (DM included) should hog the spotlight. The game isn't the story of one person, but the group as a whole. I've left groups where someone didn't agree with that.

[@alisonodonnell395]

The person that said 3 is too little for a party that's bs as a forever DM who runs all sorts at the game shop 5 days a week from 10 am till 9pm and has been doing so for a while I run 1 player campaigns ,3 player ,5 player all the time

[@The_Brainsturgeon]

Optimus Prime Vampire. His alt mode is a hearse.

[@jimmylepanda]

Start level 0 while the pay is higher level. But if you die you can create a new character with your old level. So respectful for new players -_-

[@FirstDayson]

Played a halfing bard once. I wrote in to her backstory that her grandfather was a famous military drummer who brought them bardic buffs to the battlefield by chanting the deeds of nearby soldiers. She wanted to emulate her grandad with a sorta Spanish guitar alla Rodrigo e Gabriela. That's all. I don't get the horndog reputation behind bards

[@qiae]

Gotta say, having run 3 weekly groups, in a homebrewed world, while also being a player in others, that last guy is...very wrong about it being unmanageable to do 2.

[@TaoScribble]

I just had a thought: Now, I've never played D&D, but aren't sorcerers charisma-based? Why didn't SHE try seducing the guard? Y'know, since she wants people to stick to stereotypes and is a girl. I'm a woman; I can say it!

[@DoomsdayR3sistance]

Planning to play D&D? Or just familiar because of these types of horror stories? I know these horror stories exist but I'd definitely recommend giving D&D a go if you get the chance, I was sceptical when I first started but it's been a blast. Anyways, you're right (about sorcerers being charisma-based) And yea, your retort is right too, Bard could have said if they were so intent on seducing the guard then why don't they take the glory? After all Bards are better at stealth/sneaking and the rest of the things the sorcerer mentioned, in this case it actually makes more sense for the Sorcerer to do the seduction/run distraction!

[@TaoScribble]

@@DoomsdayR3sistance Nah. Early TL;DR: I just like listening to the horror stories. The thought of playing tabletop bores me to tears. Even listening in on other people's sessions is frustrating AF. I grew up doing freeform chatroom and forum RP: Wacky, no set rules, no DM/GM, no levels, and NO DICE. The environment was set by the room name, and there was no real canon: Whatever was happening then was all that was important, and it likely would get handwaved the next day by virtue of none of the players mentioning it or even knowing it happened in the first place. Your "story" was essentially contained only to you, but I LOVED it. TTRPGs got introduced to me afterwards, and nearly everything about it was/is a turn-off. I know it's for the sake of balance, but it's too restrictive in what you can be/do, and too much of it is left to chance. And I know it's so the DM can plan, but having to schedule anything is a pain. The thought of playing the same story once a week for years sounds like watching paint dry, but times infinity. I know 1-shots exist, but when I want to play, I want to play NOW. ...And not waste time having to twist my character to fit, or be something I don't care for in the first place. If I have to be restricted by numbers and setting, I'd rather just play a video game. The only reason I don't still do freeform RP is because after a long day of very people-focused work, my introverted self needs to recharge by shutting out all humans and chilling with some Rune Factory. XD That and it reminds me that I have stories I probably should get around to finishing.

[@DoomsdayR3sistance]

@@TaoScribble fair enough! Enjoy the stories... with the amount of people that do play, there will continue to be an endless stream fortunately/unfortunately; depending on the view point you want to take! And as a fellow introvert, I understand the need to recharge :).

[@ShyBiiteVT]

I got very curious about that last story and followed the link. Found out it's the last part of an 8 part saga. Not sure if you covered the previous parts since I'm new to your channel.

[@ecthelionv2]

OP Vampire Meanwhile my character in a 90% bard Party. The one Cleric: Sin. So much sin coming from one person.

[@ecthelionv2]

Nah. We just ran with it. Bard player is doing the stereotype out for shits and giggles.

[@alexinfinite7142]

Kick Carter. Trying to work things out with someone like that is throwing good money after bad. Not even a good friend outside of dnd. If he's okay with this behavior god only knows what else he thinks will be acceptable behavior OP vampire

[@Burori1]

Guys like Carter need to be kept in check at all times, or just cut out immediately from the friend group. Manipulative behavior like this ruins games AND lives.

[@kainslegacy78618]

About the bard story. What the DM did is called "blaming the victim" doubled with blatant favoritism (taking the will of your "friend" against someone who didn't deserve punishment). The guy was probably not even aware that he was enabling a toxic attitude, seeing how they seemed to honestly believe they were doing good for the whole party. Lack of self-awareness and genuine good intent: a combination i have hated ever since i was able to think for myself. The moron believes they are doing good while ostracizing someone.

[@mischiefgoblin9102]

To story three laughs in two player DnD (just DM and player)

[@SootyTX]

On the last story, the DMs need to understand that Carter thrives on using 1-on-1 interactions to manipulate people. Probably dies it on all aspects of life. Shut down the messaging and make sure all communications are group wide, which means face to face given cleric's non use of social media.

[@kevinewer1914]

“OP Vampire.”

[@taciomedeiros7576]

About the last story: kick Carter. If other players leave because they are part of a package along with him, they leave as well. Carter staying is not an option.

[@momop1848]

A bard was my first D&D character. I'll always have a soft spot for her. The campaign ended with everyone but my bard dying in an encounter. But as much as I enjoyed her, I doubt I'll play that bard again. How the campaign ended isn't what bothered me. It's because the DM and other players (including my husband) said that my bard talked too much. I actually played a bard one more time in a one-shot with the same people, and they said the same thing. So, I'm done with bards. I have a concept I'd like to try for one. But I'm a bit sensitive and would rather not have my feelings hurt. My husband said he finds me too chatty in general when I play D&D. I doubt he remembers this because he joined a campaign I was (and am) playing in that needed more players. He's even played when I took a couple turns DMing one shots. But I remember.

[@oxylepy2]

Bard- Is essentially a factotum Internet- LOL BARD HOR-KNEE Bard- Becomes a meme and loses everything that made it reasonable

[@keybladewizard49]

I'll give you a perfect way to fix the Carter situation: sit down the people who he brought into the game, but who are having fun and don't want to do any of the stuff he's suggesting, and tell them that, youa re kicking Carter out. If they want to leave, that's fine, you hope they'll stay but you know what a bully he can be and do't want them to get in the middle of it. Then bring in the out of town friends to replace anyone who leaves, and kick Carter the FUCK OUT

[@shawmiserix404]

my characters are varied in race and class but i usually rely on my athletic halberd wielding half orc blood hunter going berserk

[@ozpin8329]

If anyone thinks a Bard is boring or should only be played a certain way, then that's a huge red flag. Bars are arguably the most versatile class in the entire game. They have subclass options that let them fight. They can be backup healers in a pinch. Expertise lets you build out your skills to however you have envisioned. On top of all that, they can learn any spell in the entire game.

[@ultimateninjaboi]

Ive said it before and ill keep saying it. I definitely think the usual "problem stereotype characters," like the horny bard, lawful stupid paladin, etc, are FAR less common of a problem to encounter than the people EXPECTING those stereotypes. Whether they're demanding players to "do the thing," or complaining about a player doing the thing before the player even had a chance to do anything.

[@redacted606]

The 4 Alignments of problem players Lawful stupid. Chaotic stupid Awful neutral. Stupid greedy.

[@the_markoman]

Four isn't a full party? Then how do you explain the Ninja Turtles?

[@notoriouswhitemoth]

The defanged concept is interesting, but misses an important detail: according to most sources, the blood is the dead is extremely toxic to vampires, which is why they feed on the living instead of on each other

[@Meanlucario]

I mean, the anti-vampires die after drinking the blood of vampires, so it does make sense. Also, it's homebrew. Not every version of vampires have to have the same details.

[@WraithReaper09]

"According to most sources" ... Not really. There are vampires that get stronger by drinking the blood of other (stronger/older) vampires. There are vampires who are bound to their Sire's will till they drink their Sire's blood. Vampire mythology is vast.

[@notoriouswhitemoth]

@@WraithReaper09 That's how Vampire: the Masquerade's power curve works - which is one thing I dislike about VtM - because, again, if vampires can subsist on other vampires they have no good reason to feed on the living

[@notoriouswhitemoth]

@Naukumaija Mau-mau surely there are vampires with a conscience, willing to give their own blood to protect the living - and who's easier to hunt than someone who's volunteering to be caught? One common element in vampire stories is vampires who feed on animals so they don't have to harm humans - but always animals, never each other

[@ArcCaravan]

Different stories, different vampire rules.

[@flexiblenerd]

OP vampire.

[@SaintofM]

Opening Story: Yeah, that would be annoying. I’d ask what the other player had in mind? First story: large breasted, dark skinned, topless, promiscuous and 16. Fetish anyone? And this was in a public part of the school, where anyone could be made uncomfortable by those descriptive and the inevitable actions of that PC? How did they not have any social awareness? If the DM wasn’t going to ask what was going on, as this was in a public space, maybe have some more rules than usual. Second Story: Because you do not want to play a stereotype does not mean you should get kicked. Third Story: Wow, it’s a player railroading not the DM.

[@EkoBahamut]

Given that not many is mentioning the first story/post, I wanted to ask what would be the best solution for that situation. The higher leveled player rolled a new character that makes the original poster feel useless due to filling the same niche as them and also being higher level. Is there a good solution to this?

[@EkoBahamut]

@Naukumaija Mau-mau that's a way to let them know how you feel, but I was asking about the solution. I don't think you can ask the high level player to roll a new character if they already started playing it, or can you?

[@TryssemTavern]

I... never played my bard as a sex crazed character. She wanted to write an epic adventure no other bard or minstrel had heard and so she set out on her merry way. She *did* end up being a bard who cast spells as though she were a wild mage, however. Has a pink rabbit pet that used to be a bandit. The only survivor of his band after they ambushed us...

[@zekzeon3369]

Haha "Never seen next level micromanage" got a story about that BS as well....

[@chriswyer7144]

Carter is a terrible person, get rid of anyone who instigates that kind of shenanigans!

[@kojikashiin319]

“Remember when making your character that you are not the main character” YES. In a world of Aragorns, be a Samwise. My philosophy surrounding character creation is making fun characters instead of deep, compelling ones. Because the silly birdman monk that can only speak via mimicry is compelling in his own right.

[@atrution]

That first story makes little sense to me. The healer feat allows a character to be able to use a healers kit on a character once per rest, being a rogue means you can bonus action disengage to get to someone without being downed. This is a very limited heal that having multiple of might easily become necessary in a low/restricted magic setting. Not being unique doesn't mean a character isn't still beneficial to the party or "good".

[@ArcCaravan]

Seems like a communication issue, like if the other rogue was really thinking of supporting the party instead of intentionally stealing a character concept. There could be homebrew mechanics that make the rogue healer build more viable or they weren't going to be at a point where that build would be useless.

[@atrution]

@@ArcCaravan healing should not be done by only one party member, it is not a good mechanic to try and shoulder on one party member.

[@ArcCaravan]

@@atrution Plenty of games have one character be the only healer with no problem. And even if multiple healers are required, there's ways to do it besides copying builds.

[@LezlyLikesYuri]

OP vamp

[@guilhermeruzene791]

I don't see how the dm could have kicked his irl friend from the game over the new player he barely knows. That was just unfortunate

[@ArcCaravan]

Could have pointed out the sorcerer was wrong and stupid, regardless of her previous friendship. Maybe even especially because they're friends that the truth should be told instead of letting a friend be a jerk.

[@Gripen1974]

The only time i played bard was i Skald subclass, which basically was viking warrior historian. I couldn't seduce a prostitute with a whole bag of gold in my hand. so I was very far from the seduce trope bard. That was fun as hell.

[@LaylaSpellwind]

I don't like the overly flirty bard type either. While I'm not ace, I prefer to make my characters either ace, or just not interested in anything sexual whatsoever.

[@Vahktang]

Two Healers in a party is a problem? Two Rogues, working together, is not a benefit?

[@Kro1401]

My first character was a rogue, in a party of 6 with 2 other rogues. Working together, the three of us managed to get 3 sneak attack bonuses on a sleeping giant lizard and took out a huge chunk of its health before the fight. Rogues working together is most definitely a benefit.

[@ArcCaravan]

I think the issue is making practically the same rogue but better when OP was trying to not get overshadowed.

[@maxwellfillingim777]

OP Vampire.

[@Blaze8t88]

OP Vampyyyre

[@dantedetoussaint209]

OP VAMPIRE!

[@happybatty5142]

I love the non-horny bard and it's sad that the bard had such a shitty time with it ☹️

[@360entertainment2]

So my question is why didn’t the Sorcerer try to seduce the guard if they wanted them seduced so badly? Also the legend of LoverboyXXX lives on, all of the stories featuring them are great!

[@ArcCaravan]

I'm gonna guess the Sorcerer would whine about asking a girl to seduce is sexist and worse than asking a Bard to seduce. I too fondly remember LoverboyXXX's legend. Those are perhaps my favorite tabletop horror stories.

[@K_i_t_t_y84]

If you want MY opinion, Carter is TOXIC AF and they need to find another place to play so they can throw him out of the group! Trying to ruin a campaign so you can basically force your own ideas on your "friends"? Not a good look.

[@restionSerpentine]

Vampire OP

[@oliviabean8264]

Is the D&D being used as a way for pedophiles to meet each other at this point? Cause that's what that one story felt like to me as someone who's been groomed by one.

[@ArcCaravan]

Without them, most of these tabletop horror stories wouldn't exist. For each one, there's more games where such disgusting scenarios aren't a thing.

[@Figgy5119]

Sorcerers are charisma casters too. Why can't the sorcerer use their own persuasion to seduce the guard? -_-

[@ArcCaravan]

She'd probably say it's sexist to think she should ever seduce a guard.

[@alisonodonnell395]

Also I play all my bards not sexual

[@theubiquitouspotato]

I mean sorcerer is a charisma class, you go seduce him.

[@ArcCaravan]

I'm guessing she'd scream sexism for saying a girl should seduce.

[@torchicky420]

op vampire

[@marybdrake1472]

I don't think the DM handled that Bard situation very well.

[@ArcCaravan]

I'd be surprised if anyone besides that sorcerer thought it was handled well. Some guess DM was choosing an established friend over a stranger, but that doesn't automatically make it right.

[@marybdrake1472]

@@ArcCaravan No, it doesn't. It just made a big mess bigger.

[@johnnii]

I'm not saying the Bard is lying, but we have only heard her side of the story. Seems a little strange to get kicked only because you are "useless" in one instance. Again, not saying she is lying, but need to have more facts before making a judgement.

[@ArcCaravan]

Sounded like the DM kicked the Bard because it was the only way to shut Sorcerer up.

[@rachdarastrix5251]

0:00 Wait, so then, since my existence its self is a product of magic, what would they think of me?

[@irkalla100]

OP vampire

[@iconodule3938]

Op vampire

[@umbrasunbro2142]

The story about the sorceress I kinda have to disagree with the assessment about the DM’s actions. Everything you said regarding the sorceress being toxic, yeah, that’s correct. I agree that she instigated the problem but, OP pointed out the DM and Sorceress (and assuming the rest of the party) are IrL friends. So all in all this is t choosing between keeping one of two friends or one of two strangers; they’ve gotta choose between a friend and a stranger. We don’t know is outside the game sorceress might be a decent friend and either way imagine the amount of drama they’d have to deal with if they chose bard to stay instead. I can understand the moral and emotional reaction to hearing the story would be “THATS messed up! OP doesn’t deserve to be kicked out” and you’re 100% right, but realistically most people would put keeping the friend group dynamic over siding with a stranger who’s in the right.

[@WraithReaper09]

She chucked a massive wobbly over a Bard not being a meme stereotype. Her friends not calling her out over that shit is detrimental and is quite telling of the actual dynamic they have. She's queen bee and MUST be catered to by her lackies. That's not friendship.

[@ArcCaravan]

Makes sense, but it doesn't mean the DM is right or sympathetic for doing so.

[@umbrasunbro2142]

@@ArcCaravan wasn’t necessarily saying the DM was right. But even after a year of having wrote this while I still believe the DM had to make a choice between a group friend and a new person/stranger. I would also hope that there was enough friendship and integrity there for OP to set his friend straight and let them know what they did to OP wasn’t cool.

[@cyberpunk4560]

Was fine til they drop the top "heavy" part

[@M_Alexander]

Four people isnt a proper adventuring party? _Final Fantasy didn't like that._

[@M_Alexander]

Fyi FF1 is a DnD game. Like that's not up for debate; it _is_ DnD in everything but name

[@dragowolfraven3806]

I have never understood why people think Mary Sue/Gary Stu characters are fun. I like my characters to have flaws. Makes them more human in my opinion😊

[@ArcCaravan]

Some people just want an easy power fantasy.

[@andrew62881]

Okay hear me out but I get bard was kicked and not sorcerer. Cause if everyone in the group was friends except bard it would be weird to kick out one of your friends for the new guy.

[@ArcCaravan]

That makes sense, though it brings to question why they're friends with her and if she's really worth her behavior.

[@minamimoto2193]

Honestly though, OP from the first story is rather dickish as well. Sure, the behavior of 'that guy' was weird and creepy, and deserves all the mockery it gets. But there's really no need to drag his physical appearance and speech impediment into this. Would it have been fine if a handsome guy without stutter had done this?

[@alexinfinite7142]

I think when you start adding character flaw after character flaw it helps show the bigger picture of what an odd specimen this guy was

[@ArcCaravan]

I'm under the impression his physical description was to help establish him fitting the stereotype of a player that'd make a blatant fanservice character in DnD.

[@decayingfairy3996]

Extremely small nitpick, instead of going “he.. or her” please just say they lol

[@jacobimcgrew9514]

OP VAMPIRE!

[@Kintaro316]

op vampire

[@lennyward7662]

OP vampire