Awkward First Dates - YMH Highlight

Everyone's been on awkward first dates, right? Tom Segura and Christina P talk about how their new favorite show is "Dating Around" on Netflix, and they share some awkward first dates of their own! Christina also fantasizes about what a date with Lebron James would be like. What are some of your worst first dates?
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[@davidsempere464]

"I can't now I'm all into you man" such a cute relationship

[@austinholm-mcrae2777]

I'd pay good money to get a fly-on-the-wall recording of Tom and Christina role playing....shit must be absolutely hilarious

[@jondunmore4268]

Funny you should mention shit because Tom is totally into ass-play.

[@MajesticPickle_]

"Otherwise you're going to soak through your panties and slide off the chair" I'm dying

[@edisinmedicine5512]

Tom would 100% drive Christina to her date with Lebron Lmaoo

[@dannyv2230]

Oh he 1000% would and then ask if he could watch them fuck afterwards 😂

[@brysonschuman1223]

Tom “ I want Lebron to nail my wife “ Segura

[@emilywarner8685]

Hell yeah. Extra maxi 3 points

[@emilywarner8685]

Basketball, right?

[@MasterChiefColin]

Bryson "I frequent the Joe Rogan comments" Schumam.

[@snickle1980]

didn't he die recently? plane crash?

[@benevolent2077]

@@snickle1980 cringe as fuck.

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

"You're gonna leave a snail trail." Jeeeeeeezus. I laughed so hard I didn't make a noise.

[@mr.nobody9697]

"A snail trail" lmfao

[@mzc102908]

Bro hahahaha that shit got me

[@benjohnson2312]

Nobody: Christine: "Here's the deal, man..."

[@QuinlanVoss.]

I literally saw this comment at the exact time she said that no fucking bullshit

[@JoeMama-ie6cz]

@@QuinlanVoss. yo same wtf

[@TheGamerUniverse123]

Same wtf

[@jrmiles5437]

Toms been 40 for like 3 years now

[@callanc3925]

"Ive been 40 for like 27 years"

[@pjgrantland3058]

You left out the 2 in front of that 3

[@denisej2937]

😅😅😅

[@badgeyyy]

Toms been 40 since he was 20

[@radhiadeedou8286]

Makes sense, you're 40 when you're 39, you're 40 when you're 40 and you're 40 when you're 41

[@Metonymy1979]

You guys should watch The Undateables(UK). It's about people with disabilities trying to date. It's so sweet and uncomfortable sometimes.

[@jessicadesmond-robitaille5972]

Most underrated show ever

[@06alepea1]

The autism one is beautiful, and uncomfortable.

[@keelymartin5914]

oh that show would be perfect for them

[@RoyArrowood]

I love that shit!

[@Sofia_Monteiro]

Loved that show!

[@Xokken333]

"Something to sop up all that extra juice" 😂😂😂

[@yawny9710]

Christina - why do you need drinks to talk with me on a first date?... what are you an alcoholic? Also Christina - don't like eating in front of strangers, would rather do drinks on a first date Lmao

[@blakepettys28]

I love how Tom indulges in her fantasy

[@darrenb2020]

"Her"

[@zerphase]

You do mini-golf for the first date. Wholesome, but there's still the windmill if everything goes right.

[@landontroyer5271]

Remembering this for future use

[@adamburdt8794]

It may sound silly but I picturemini golf then after going to the farmers market and pick up ingredients to cook a meal. It's still eating yeah. But have some wine after

[@nullobject5943]

You're my kind of girl. Or guy. It doesn't even matter at this point.

[@steviemac2377]

No joke thats always my go to for a first date. There is 2 different mini golf places near me to go too( one indoors, other out) so i never have to worry about the weather and nearby there is a solid Tex Mex place to eat that has awesome Margaritas. Perfect plan

[@Eriey3]

I swear mini-golf is the best thing to do for a first date. Back in high school this really sweet boy asked me out and we did two rounds of mini- golf (well we call it putt putting but I think that’s a Midwest term lol) then afterwards we got ice cream together.....fast forward to now we’re still best friends and engaged 🥰 Sadly the place we went to is now closed but we still reminisce about it because it was one of the best dates of all time!

[@BadGuyTyler]

Christina: "If you're ordering shots on the first date I'm gonna think you're an alcoholic" Also Christina: "So my first date with lebron, we go to a wine bar"

[@robertdoherty821]

She's also a self proclaimed goth that has served overseas... aka delusional

[@stephaniecoomey2356]

Going to a wine bar is different that sucking down shots, kids.

[@blahblahblah9880]

@@stephaniecoomey2356 kids? lol that make you feel good?

[@stephaniecoomey2356]

@@blahblahblah9880 ?

[@Daniel_25]

@@blahblahblah9880 they do seem young if they don’t see the difference between slamming shot and going to a wine bar

[@zacharybear2138]

Let's hear about the Rat King and Christina P first date awkwardness.

[@JoeWS54]

@Adam Lolno how dare you sir! There is only one rat king, the great Theo Von. GANG GANG!

[@Ally.Cat.252]

Wasn’t really a date just living dangerously and sticking your love stick in that sickly cave you might lose more than an arm and leg in there boy

[@giantPOS]

You talking bout the mouse guy?

[@paulcarmi8130]

Is this just speculation or did the von actually fuck Tom's girl?

[@relaxradio5795]

More like a hookup

[@crosswalklarry]

Anytime you see hear someone say on a date...."I am a strong, independent Woman/Man." Run, don't walk!

[@nicolerugnetta2906]

Best couple ever! You guys are so funny separately and together!

[@MrPrincessunicorn]

To SOP up all the JUICE had me hooooowling lmao

[@TheLilrod69]

I don't think I've choke laughed so hard in my life with "I wanted this pig to just hoe me on out"

[@fromthewreckage]

Hearing Tim's WHAT?! when Kirsty P says she'd just bang LeBron in the limo kills me every time.

[@codywearsoxnot]

Tim is wild

[@rafaelflores7411]

"Hey Angie Martinez" LOL

[@Capgungoesbang]

I got hooked on this show after Tom and Christina talked about it. The girl from Jersey with lip fillers made me want to die.

[@briggyb]

Going to check it out now.

[@mikekristin7201]

I have zero issues with sex acts but I puked a little when Tom said "need something to sop up all the juice " lol.

[@QuantumBraced]

One of the most awkward things about a first date is when the other person refuses to talk. They just answer your questions with 1 word and then there's awkward silence. And then you gotta really struggle to keep the conversation somewhat going for 25 minutes until the ordeal is over.

[@OE-jy6yt]

Snail trail LMAO

[@vherboh5320]

“Check out these mouthafuckin clown shoes” 😂

[@stark1987]

i remember when i was young i was into a girl and i took her to a fast food joint, cool, she grabbed the complimentary news paper to read while we were there, that was a pretty clear sign of what she was after

[@PkGregor]

So what was she after? Did she just want sex, was she bored out of her mind or was she just really into politics?

[@missouribushwhacker9449]

@@PkGregor she wanted free food😂

[@captainkittles]

Omg... 7:28... “snail trail” made me snort-laugh

[@pseudonymous4264]

Did Tom really just try to quote the song It’s A Vibe @ 7:50? 😂

[@nathanjCates]

pseudonymous lmfaooooooooo

[@IroquoisPliskin7]

Happy 57th Tom 🎉

[@amberchampion471]

I can’t stop laughing 😂 🤣👏🏻

[@Kylie-wg9mg]

oh my god the second episode was BRUTAL.

[@poopypuppy9412]

8:26 Here you can see just how much she loves Tom, she's speaking honestly and the thought that she couldn't date him now (given how much she likes him) just shows that nothing could come between them. Pretty cool

[@quentinceb]

Erik Andre you should have on !!!

[@kameronrichardson2266]

Quentin Baxter that would be insane

[@johnguanciale258]

Fuck him

[@jaxsonbollinger]

I can’t stand chewing loud. One of the biggest deal breakers for me

[@Dead_ham]

Christina's face when Tom's like "Not me".. cuz she knows what would happen if Tom were to leave like that lol...

[@blakepettys28]

It’s like KZbin knows everything about my life and suggests the perfect stuff, definitely to the extent that it’s creepy

[@charlesgalloway4952]

Watch naked attraction, it's a UK show but you'll love it

[@Deadrack1]

Snail trail. Love it.

[@daveknight3940]

You said please, so I had to subscribe. Politeness is going out the window. We gotta encourage it. :)

[@Live-Life-Freely]

I once had a blind date and I got the great idea of getting plastered before she arrived. It was awesome because I never cared about what her name was and I had a great time.

[@user-vs7cw2rg7r]

Lol. Win.

[@burntusa]

I just started watching this, interesting show for sure. the one with Taj Mahals daughter was the most predictable one yet.

[@jacobegleston9806]

You know Tom feels good being the "smash guy" 😎😎😎

[@MottBotMinecraft]

3:50 Lol That's Bert

[@kyledeardorff8945]

That Angie Martinez impression was on point considering she doesn't even know here 😂

[@johnherring450]

I figured it out before you figured it out because I watched on before I showed you. We get it!! You figured it out first!!!

[@thisaintit23mixitup64]

A snail trail 😂

[@kornklone]

I want to see their thoughts on Married at First Sight. Especially the Australian version. I think that would be hilarious

[@stephaniecoomey2356]

I00% scripted television with Instagram models as actors

[@bibsp3556]

Either the best worst show, or the worst best show.

[@chriswesney]

You guys rule. I wish I could talk with my wife the way you all talk.

[@Phospion]

divorcecity

[@edubbya]

Snail trail is a crusher.

[@mezrahmasada5494]

That was actually a cute first date story

[@stephlalalitta]

8:40 the reason y'all are better than any nostalgic Disney movie from the 90s.

[@Hylss]

I should give it another shot then. The best dating show I've seen so far is First Dates from the UK, I wish I could watch every single episode.

[@klompsauce]

9:23 imagine thinking Lebron could pronounce wine words 😂

[@aaronpeart]

I gotta watch this show.

[@jeeed6390]

Bring back Blind Date. Great show.

[@randyaffleck8510]

Happy Birthday Tom! April 27th is a waaay cooler date to have a birthday btw

[@Yoitsbobbyboy]

They are couple goals af!

[@turtleinashirt]

“If you order shots on the first date I’m going to think you’re an alcoholic.” I don’t drink shots, so I’m safe! I only drink a 5th of scotch, poured two fingers at a time into a proper tumbler, every night at dinner. No shots for me! 😬

[@robberezowski68]

7:34 "Something to sop up all that juice"

[@michaelgoodwin5741]

It's funny how y'all say shots is too much for a first date but y'all are in record for drinking at a bar in your first date 😂🤔

[@rockerangusyoung623]

These two are relationships goals for me.

[@bruin1771]

If the resterant doesn't have an overly amount of ceiling fans an all built by the owner himself, it will not be good enough for my Julia. She doesnt know it yet bit i have found the perfect place for her. It will be great she'll never expect it

[@ApocalypticSigns]

resterant 😂👌

[@ronaldraygun8007]

@@ApocalypticSigns uts rasteraunts

[@bartplzfart]

@@ronaldraygun8007 ek

[@emilywarner8685]

What the shit?

[@boskilingenfelter9515]

@@ronaldraygun8007 restieraunt....idiots

[@acmyoung]

Happy birthday Tom!

[@loudelksounds5328]

They really need to watch the show naked attraction its nuts No pun intended

[@anthonyprokopie29]

I call you a liar. I think that pun was intended.

[@thattiffchik]

Tom is jealous and I LOVE it lol!!!!

[@ProfMannion]

Living in NJ is the biggest red flag. People get stuck here for a reason, no one stays on purpose so everyone is a mess.

[@PooplexCanal]

12:32 that scared the shit out of me

[@lastsonshine]

7:28 LMAOOO

[@matthewmcneill301]

Y'all are perfect together. But... seriously... I will leave if my first date orders spaghetti.

[@WolverinesGaming]

They would love undateables lol

[@paulcarr4435]

Snail trail....bahaaaaa gold!

[@swedesspeedshop2518]

The funniest part was when she said she's never had a one night stand

[@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317]

As a bartender at a casual upscale bistro, I see so many awkward uncomfortable first dates it’s amazing…. One girl was clearly dating online because she would come in every weekend with a different guy for another first date. She was beautiful too she looked like Fiona Apple. There was also this guy who arrived early to the bar for his date and asked me to pretend to serve him martinis but to actually just shake up some water and put it in a martini glass with olives, because he wanted his date to drink but he wanted to remain sober. So creepy

[@Phospion]

damn and what did you do on that situation, did you just serve the sex offender what he wanted or what

[@bibsp3556]

@@Phospion you don't get tips on drinks you don't serve

[@lucaslevonmusic]

Maybe he wanted to be sober so he could get hard if necessary

[@ChristiannTyler]

Christina “I’m meant for monogamy” Tom “I’m not”

[@robertdoherty821]

Speaking of awkward here's Tina.

[@casey8805]

Angie Martinez from always sunny lol

[@racynot]

Casey Goober that’s Martina Martinez

[@casey8805]

Tony Carnevale haha I’ve always been bad with names thanks eh

[@steakcrust558]

aww shit im the king of awkward first dates lmao ahh fml

[@milop.5493]

Pinot Noir means peanut of the night.

[@0v3rgr0wn]

4:22 I was thinking Martina Martinez from IASIP lol. “So you some white boys right?”

[@HaroldP]

hahahaha Charlize Tehran!

[@TylerM1887]

This was entertaining and funny guys. 🤣🤣

[@itsconnorlmao754]

ah yes, weirdo

[@puzzydestroyer4634]

As an introvert, shots at the start would help me talk

[@user-nk6ih8rp5e]

Tom and the pad lmao snail trail,,

[@maggylee5762]

I want a zip up hoodie with YMH !!!!!

[@TheBeatnikbear]

Oh shit! The Colorado in Pasadena!

[@yourmother5936]

"lebrawwn jaames"

[@joaquincaliz3191]

Bro my mom watched that and my favorite one is the dude that was like I’ve never talked to a black women

[@jamescunningham4268]

Just realised I always order for the other person 😳

[@isthatwhatemptymeans8222]

Angie Martinez, wasn't that the character Sweet Dee played on Sunny?

[@SiempreAlgoLoco]

is that what empty means no that was Martina Martinez

[@devinpolk90]

If I could go

[@nunyabidness4655]

Good morning, Julia!

[@yannikakapralli]

"drippin like a snail"

[@davidkaufononga4269]

Watch love island

[@homecow2000]

Snail trail 🤣🤣🤣

[@ploopproductions8655]

this was funny

[@bryanezambrana8885]

Christina! Tom trying to make to fantasy feel like it's now. Not when you were 27. (Tom's eyes roll to the back of his head)

[@mzc102908]

Snail trail lmfaooooo

[@PLF...]

Tom is a graduate of the Eastern European Men's School

[@animagreed]

this is so cute.