Christina P's INSANE TikTok Feed- YMH Highlight

[@Astrohhh]

"you like people that rely on public transportation" LMAOOO jesus christ Tom

[@huxleypolson-filas1385]

This had me snorting it’s one of my favorite lines ever

[@ZeranZeran]

I've had to take the bus for a while after I graduated.. He's not wrong. Fucking spot on, and hilarious.

[@magicknight13]

LMFAOOO😂😂

[@braptrap9923]

The laughing in the background of YMH brings me joy on a level i can't properly express with words lol

[@TheXquisit1]

Facts

[@SEEYAIAYE]

I feel like a Tik Tok because for the last few months I thought it was Josh having a mic in the new studio, didn't realize they brought on a bunch of people for the new setup.

[@KrogunDK]

Laugh tracks in the olden days with sitcoms was HORRIBLE. I don't know what it is about hearing the team back there cracking up, it's super contagious!

[@Bminutes]

I one hundredly pacificly agree

[@qwicxs]

Holy shit waiting for lunch got stung by the same 🐝 zzzz

[@Booner5055]

Batterina says the f word like she just started using it 2 weeks ago

[@BobV97]

Shaolin Funk? Shaolin *Fuck!*

[@aarong.2545]

Uh it’s Rina you fucking asshole. Also I’m not racist, my neighbors black sooo...

[@biglicker4473]

its rina you jackass dont call her batterina, god! people these days

[@Aribbonofsoundmen]

Shaolin Funk You would know.

[@derekhunter5040]

Pretty sure she said Fattarina.

[@michaelbiscay9836]

I did drugs and got laid. I mean, at least I had a life. That's tombstone material right there.

[@xLordOfNothingx]

Not like these nerds

[@hawaiianrussian1047]

You’d be surprised as a guy if you say that infront of your wife or in general people have a whole different reaction 🙄😂

[@xalexeastx]

I listened to audio first. I came back to watch the footage and ALL of the people look exactly how I imagined.

[@anthonybrown7861]

You and I both.

[@samir6047]

Hahahaah🤣🤣🤣

[@davejones5640]

Why would you do that to yourself? Their's good stuff on KZbin.

[@foatie]

So accurate. 😂

[@moasto02]

I thought Rina would be fat but not fuckin huge. She has a voice like she actually has self-esteem.

[@TheEyesOffire]

You had me at "they have their own Olympics".

[@JamesBuggemo]

This show is the only way I can tolerate Tik Tok clips.

[@ididthisforthecomments.5893]

I wear a welding helmet while I watch them.

[@lyanderthegreat663]

Same.

[@nedisahonkey]

Love your Kaepernick profile pic 😤 💪🏿 💯

[@JamesBuggemo]

@Ned Mononymous You need to be more observant. Its Bob Ross in an Iron Man suit

[@nedisahonkey]

@@JamesBuggemo I know, I was making a silly joke

[@JackSather]

"babe, eveyone you've shown me is mentally ill." LOLLLLL

[@terraLiquidus]

Christina’s tik tok feed is like something from a Stephen King short story.

[@MileHighMagic42069]

grayRain totally... a real “short” story 😉

[@raaamenoodleboop]

Oh my god 😝 lol

[@goldenglazed3767]

Carpal jets Hit the ground Carpal jets Hit the ground Carpal jets Hit the ground Carpal jets Hit the ground

[@Andynonymous_music]

They're just showing us the majority of Americans. That's infinitely more terrifying lol.

[@Saghilarious]

Mars volta and your moms house, so I'm not alone in this world

[@FirinMahLazer1]

If I ever download TikTok it will be because of Christina

[@Calilou52]

Dont do it, dont support the cancer

[@philosorapper5454]

And also never download Tik Tok because if Christina.

[@fullercorp]

from a compassionate POV, Batterina is one of those kids who feels rejected so decides to be as off putting as possible to be rejected on THEIR narrative. I feel so bad for all these nerdy, awkward young people.

[@Sum1BetrThanU1]

What can you do. We all go through something like that but we cut it out around middle/high depending. I think the soy milk is stunting these kids

[@biglicker4473]

shes hot too probably gets hassled all the time

[@80lemon80]

I’ve been looking for the words to explain what that defense mechanism is for ever and u just said it perfectly

[@sealtheirlid4760]

@@holeindanssock156 back to work

[@holeindanssock156]

@@sealtheirlid4760 Watch your mouth out here.....

[@meglove6214]

This needs to be an ongoing series, I'm laughing hysterically.

[@SynchronicitySequence]

I can't be the only one convinced Batterina and Triggly puff are the same person.

[@MadeUpTV]

Right

[@baronvonsnazzy3355]

@@SynchronicitySequence the triggleypuff hasn't been spotted in 3 years, it's possible.

[@ItsGubbinTime]

Arguably the best recurring segment on mug today 3y later lol

[@theronskier1]

Batarina legitimately freaked me out because my mental image of her from the audio was exactly spot-on.

[@gnlilu6972]

Christina: "I want to see the outlier." Tom: "No, yea, they're here." I died laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joelraymond9737]

The Captain is also a crossing guard? Somehow I feel she does an outstanding job. Seriously.

[@CrackaDon]

I thought she said "Butterina" and I was like "Well I see why she wouldn't want to be called that"

[@borismuller86]

Badguy Birdie nah that girl wants you to say “butter” as often as possible around her.

[@Nard88]

🤣 I can’t even…

[@natalieholiday3244]

Bless Christina for finding these gems. She’s doing the Lord’s work.

[@matthewbesson5367]

As for the N-Word girl. I learned something in my 43 years: Crazy is hot, crazy always puts out, crazy is never worth it.

[@CountDoucheula]

Crazy throws a damn fine lay, though. Just gotta give 'em that noodle and skidoodle.

[@RubbelisPro]

Crazy always ends with a feeling of emotional ineptitude after sex or crabs

[@Salomon_G]

It's real easy. Find out what disgusts crazy, and do that endlessly when it's time to bail out. They'll dump you, and you walk away whistlin' and struttin'.

[@borismuller86]

Señor Romántico *writes that down*

[@seandalavis]

That's true from my experience too 😂

[@caseytrader7478]

I swear I thought she said "Faterina".

[@CorbCorbin]

Faterina Weasley

[@thadesweatt303]

Don't piss her off bro! That's the wrong thing to do!

[@jesseknox9322]

Its more suiting

[@PapiJack]

BODY SHAMING!!! KZbin is gonna come for you boy!

[@caseytrader7478]

@@PapiJack I got KZbin premium, so I got immunity.

[@benwilson6256]

Tom's hearty laugh fills me with joy

[@mr.hunter8696]

One of my favorite exchanges: "Like, I get it. I was goth in high school, which I can assume is a form of cosplay" "Wait how is goth cosplay?" "Well, like, I was dressed up like I thought I was the living dead. So it IS kind of stupid."

[@theoregonguy]

I'd say it's a gray area, but goths only see things in black and white.

[@SpikeJonesTheCr0oked]

​@@theoregonguy underrated comment. 😂😂

[@deadfoot9551]

Batterina is a vampire? Apparently, blood is very, VERY high in calories!

[@theoregonguy]

She only preys on the wheelchair bound type 2 diabetics. They're the only people she can catch.

[@josetato]

@@theoregonguy lmaooooo

[@FlintSparkedStudios]

It's like a tick after 6 hours of gorging

[@anthonywhite7873]

That's funny!

[@justherefortheviolence]

She was feeding on Bert, turns out she was drinking kool aid

[@nickd5942]

Loved it. Totally on board. More videos like this, it's so awesome.

[@xrmighty]

My sister went down, I'm going down into the mountain! Lmao that fuckin sound bit is perfect

[@negativeindustrial]

Was that one male or female?

[@filipcar96]

I know this is beside the point, BUT aren't you supposed to go up in the mountain?

[@rickswing8723]

It's insanely ridiculous how you two make me laugh on my knees. I'm seriously crying. I can't even get enough oxygen I'm laughing so hard. Comic genius and you're killing me.

[@BeyondSorrowYYY]

Southern Fun yes, he dieded

[@TheMrawesomegames]

you know whats killing me is the spontaneous pain i get in my urethra, consider yourself one lucky duck

[@halfpint90]

Bot

[@Elizabeth303]

Please keep showcasing Christina’s favorite tiktoks I love this

[@jesseknox9322]

7:11 christina did the perfect predator growl by accident

[@ratinthecat2]

lookin' for this comment. wtf was that? something primal was activated in her.

[@wesoldiersallday]

Great catch

[@DarkPhoenix671]

Lmfao what the fuck, I can’t believe I didn’t catch this the first time around. That shit was fucking great.

[@Saghilarious]

Omg!

[@cellblocknine5385]

Lmfao

[@KrustyKrabbzy]

“But it makes sense right?” “I mean I GUESS” Describes TikTok perfectly

[@joelmiddaugh8229]

This has got to be the funniest YMH clip I've seen yet.

[@atgmarc]

This should be happening every day please and thank you, even share it with your guests! They will love it!

[@alexn3478]

Nobody: Marcel: I need back up

[@PistolPat]

Hey, that's CAPTAIN Marcel!

[@ashleycampbell5269]

i know im late on this matter but i just found you guys on youtube and became addicted, especially towards christina p's tiktoks

[@ajurban2]

I’m literally sitting in a Starbucks hysterically laughing like a fucking crazy person at this video. This has to be the funniest YMH clip I’ve ever seen

[@thomashassall96]

There's stiff competition, check out taking fatties off airplanes 😂

[@wrennethestoner]

As a Slytherin, I feel comfortable saying that Tom is 1000% a slytherin.

[@DDRWesselink]

Same lol 🤣

[@vahnn0]

Dude. This was back in the Good Years when I still listened to this pod while driving across the country for work. I remember hearing all these, but this is the first time seeing the actual video and it's new all over again. Captain Marcelle has like some Iron Man HUD shit going on lmfao, I never knew that before. So good!

[@stogieguy7201]

I'm Stogie Guy but don't ever call me that! It would piss me off and that's the wrong thing to do.

[@luk3dawgnasty]

Hey Stogie Guy, why does it piss you off if people call you Stogie Guy?

[@johnchance2340]

Tom kinda looks like if Lee Syat got his shit together and lost some weight about ten years from now.

[@foatie]

Holy fuck!

[@notrealy180217]

What the fuck does Lee Syat eat lmfao. Joey said he used to eat like 2 pounds of bacon, eggs and all this shit for just breakfast. He was fatter than Lee but it's insane how people have these addictions and we never address them. It's especially weird when we put up with it with politicians. Obviously lee lives off of fried food and candy. There is so other way you end up looking that way

[@Chiefthepup]

@@notrealy180217 your definitely a Cool Guy

[@coreyS33]

He also looks mmmmmm' almost exactly like Garth Brooks.

[@notrealy180217]

@@Chiefthepup I'm a Terry

[@MadeUpTV]

I've listened to this so much but the video versions are the greatest, keep them high and tight Christina & Tom

[@Madabird]

Christina I can relate so much. I loved all the weirdos that existed only because of how sheltered they were then I thought all those people died out slowly with the internet. Glad to see they still exist

[@scifiguy333]

Christina's analysis and explanations are so spot on. Woman is really smart.

[@negativeindustrial]

Tom said “OMG” when the Asian kid came on before he even said anything 🤣

[@adamflood7048]

When Christina said she got laid a lot in high school Tom was just like Ok

[@wolferine6466]

Adam Flood Because he was thinking about the time Theo Von hit that ass back in the 90’s

[@tedcrilly46]

pretty girls don't really "get laid" though. like its not really an achievement.

[@AngelAshes36]

I was howling for a straight minute after he said "My Name is Tom. Don't you fuckin' dare call me that." I'm still chuckling about it.

[@Jg-gb3gp]

Idk why Tom is so reluctant. Tik tok IS YMH. It’s everything they are and search for lol

[@andyp29]

Keep em high and tight fellow mommies, because I'm going down to the mountains to get my sister. This is Captain Marcell I need backup.

[@kpag3030]

The sincerity makes all the difference. I can appreciate that crossing guard lady. She cares.

[@Christabub]

I could watch 8 hours of this without getting bored. This is the quality content my generation craves.

[@FriezaSucks]

Speak for yourself. This is wack.

[@stanleykubik1778]

Yeah cause your generation is retarded

[@joceyno]

How can she be Hufflepuff with that much anger - she’s clearly Ravenclaw or Slyerian.

[@negativeindustrial]

I don’t even know what that means.

[@samir6047]

Good morning blueban, Video too short 😂😂😂 This needs to be a series, try it out guys .

[@puppetsoftherealm4742]

Who's blue ban? Is that a nod at redban?

[@negativeindustrial]

@@puppetsoftherealm4742 Blueban is the Redban for YMH

[@1Up_Gang]

"One hundredly pacificly delicious".... dude. I love you

[@elspoko]

I'm 100% sure that chick was a stripper at 15,wears daisy dukes with long sleeve shirts and calls her cousin that lives in a double wide trailer home "uppity."

[@jamesthomas9987]

where did these people go before TikTok? I feel like we’ve uncovered a new form of humanity altogether

[@sqaure4175]

The public library. It’s filled with these creatures

[@Bobble86]

Faterina definitely has a Tumblr

[@iorilamia]

Jail

[@jamesb1524]

Wal-Mart.

[@dwaynemellott2094]

This is the second YMH episode I’ve seen. I am now following you because of your wife’s taste in videos.

[@JasonConlan75]

I love Christina P's snort when she laughs

[@mattwitmer3080]

I did thoroughly enjoy the intro song for a long time, but I'm beginning to be excited for a new one. But seriously all these tik toks are priceless, one hundredly pacifically

[@Atomrofl42]

I laugh so hard at this segment but I also feel really bad for laughing 😂

[@jbarry1075]

PLEASE PLEASE make that prank call into a short clip for the other clips channel. So funny!! Awesome as always!

[@DirkMoeller]

Minor detail, but those are Bat Wings, not Ears.

[@metalfuk1]

That’s not her biggest problem, man.

[@davisnicholas9123]

She is her biggest her

[@bernlin2000]

Tom is so hard on Christina's TikTok's...the "Multivitamin" one is just hilarious XD

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

"Within moments you'd be thinking, 'I gotta get outta here.'"

[@BBD-AITB]

This entire podcast is the definition of the term “punching down” and I am all for it.

[@Svoorhout85]

Some people need to stay down.

[@jamesjoseph1249]

4:20 That's from 'In Bruges', but it's the actor who played Mad-Eye Moody talking to the actor who played Voldemort...so Tom was kinda telling the truth.

[@thedanksavatron7782]

Great movie🎩🍸

[@squee63]

Came here for this, awesome movie

[@orlandofresno7694]

I just realized I’ve heard this three times now.. you guys are that awesome.

[@CarbonTalon]

That coffee chick clearly doesn't need coffee...she's got a hundredly specifically Meth diet

[@FungusMossGnosis]

Respect a lady who has a big knife poking out of her breasts.

[@evanmaguire5976]

Pacificly

[@leavethisemptier]

This video is okay, had me smirk. And then 15:44 my new favorite word, Incredible video Thank you guys for quality.

[@djentile7773]

Funniest part is all the laughter in the background. And when Tom laughs.

[@jeffboyd8139]

This is the r word mentality that spawned laugh tracks in tv shows. It's so the r worded viewers know when they're supposed to laugh because they're too dumb to figure it out on their own.

[@logann7942]

So Baterina names herself Baterina as sort of a Vampire-version of Katerina. Okay cool. But then to tell people not to call you the name you named yourself, and instead to shorten your name to just the part you didn’t change is insane. And I love when she goes “If you couldn’t tell, I’m a 20 year-old vampire” like yeah I can tell you’re a vampire bc of the bat wings, I just couldn’t tell you were 20 because you have the face of a 1880s grandma.

[@thomashassall96]

😂😂😂

[@SirBallsDeepOfHouseManthrust]

Don’t be rude to Rina. You vampire racist.

[@saraforney3940]

Ok but I rely on public transportation so triggered.

[@tchrisou812]

you don't use public transportation

[@saraforney3940]

tchrisou812 I really do. I’m a sad ass bitch

[@bombpenguin29]

Sara Forney I get it if you’re in a place like NY or something but if you’re in a rural place YIKES

[@saraforney3940]

bombpenguin29 I live in rural WV & my life is a mess ok

[@greetthemind]

Sara Forney Are you hot?

[@Eido.lonmusic]

Please please please keep reacting to tik toks this is gold

[@shadcovert1160]

2am. And crying over Multivitamins.

[@MegaSirpaul]

I one-hundredly, pacifically loved these videos

[@j.martinez6077]

Got bees on my head but don't call me a bee head...

[@michaelrundhaug4005]

I got Bruce Lees in my head, but don't call me a lee head!

[@michaelrundhaug4005]

Bruce Lees on my head, but don't call me a lee head.

[@yig_501]

whats this from again

[@ctt544]

Now please excuse me I gots to get my tree fed

[@ivaniaareas6095]

that still shot of tom at 11:34 is exactly everyones reaction lmfaoooo

[@Goodyman20452]

I bet this is who Christina sat with at lunch in High School.

[@meghanhixon3241]

Who?

[@Goodyman20452]

@@meghanhixon3241 No idea it was 2 years ago. I'm assuming the people in the video.

[@Caldreascent]

I’m with you Christina. I could watch these for hours!

[@ShanePWagner]

Second dude is Beebee890. He's been making vids for years. He used to do can crushing videos in his free time. He's legit

[@ShanePWagner]

One of his other classic vids kzbin.info/www/bejne/gnmtnaCwd5uga6c

[@RackemDawg]

I never realized there are completely different sides to TT, and I’ll never see them for myself. I love TT because it figures out how intelligent you are and feeds accordingly.

[@xpatzorsx]

Captain Marcel has some strong Wesley Willis vibes, man.

[@JamesBuggemo]

Never forget, He whooped Batman's ass.

[@jessehardin8500]

You made my day I forgot about Wesley willis

[@xpatzorsx]

@@jessehardin8500 You know, I kinda did too until I heard Cap. Marcel.

[@xpatzorsx]

@@JamesBuggemo He whooped Batman's ass. . .

[@jessehardin8500]

@@xpatzorsx he also whipped Spiderman's ass

[@indi3hunna]

I haven’t laughed this hard in ages - please do this more!!!

[@michaelsaxonson251]

"They're people who have their own Olympics"

[@jamesfrancis6732]

Oh my god they need to do this segment more often i am crying

[@robertheed4040]

Having this be a recurring segment will help you on the long run. Trust me.

[@jacobshaver9270]

I love how you can never tell if Tom will respond to Christina’s curations with disdain or with pleasure equaling Christina’s own.

[@jmsmith1767]

I am obsessed w/ Battarina she MADE UP a fucking stupid nicknames then said don’t fucking call me that, what a loon. So amazing

[@JukemDrawles87]

This segment is gold, I couldn’t stop laughing and smiling

[@mise85]

I one hundredly pacifically love this clip

[@depressedtv]

One aspect of TikTok that's not being represented here is the "duet" function, in which people can put their video right next to the original video in response or to play off the original video. So, for example, the guy acting like he's in the war talking to the person with a wound in their leg - someone can respond to his video and basically play the role of the person with the wound.

[@JazzonAA]

Dude the early era of Christine's curations were gold :D

[@k45207]

Omg these are amazing

[@Smeshyaboy]

I've been looking for that Batterina video for a minute.

[@chriscee3981]

Don't call her that!

[@westcoastfire2061]

She died after Captain Marcel couldnt save her in the line of duty.

[@CorbCorbin]

Isn’t it Faterina though?

[@zaimahbegum-diamond1660]

@@chriscee3981 ⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰

[@codymathes4450]

WestCoast FiRe should of sent Captain Marcel that goddamn backup she called in!

[@TopLob]

This show needs more of Christina's tiktoks. Please.

[@TheSamuraiApocalypse]

I'm so glad Tom shares the same sentiment I do when it comes to these frivolous social media apps that come and go. From the outside looking in it's like, this is popular now, but in a few years everyone will lose interest. It's great that people have a way to express themselves through user created content, but it just seems tailored to viewers with short attention spans. I feel dumb as a result of watching it, not always because of the content, but by the rate I'm capable of consuming said content. It's designed that way. A formula that capitalizes on societies growing impatience for consuming media. I'm 21 years old, so I should understand the appeal. The thing people say about old souls is true I guess, because for all the bad before my time I somehow long for the good. A time when we didn't rely on the internet for entertainment. The conveniences aren't necessarily good either. In certain ways yes, but in others it encourages lazy behavior. Yet here I am sharing my opinion among the innumerable opinions no one actually cared about. It's like a drug that became a way of life, and is treated as such with our youth. We can't escape it.

[@anthonywhite7873]

Keep your old soul for as long as you can it will keep you sain in our dystopian future

[@SecretMarsupial]

Beautiful. However people are not losing interest. This things is a parasite that preys on (mostly) women and ive watched it consume some of the ones in my life, sadly.

[@magicknight13]

I love this so much 😂😂 I'm laughing so hard I have to keep pausing it

[@libertyisparamount1443]

yeah same here, I love her sense of humour too hahahah

[@milkcatdog394]

Christina is the only reason why I’m uploading TikTok. I’ve been avoiding it like an illness lol

[@EverydayWithBobby]

Lmao it takes awhile to get in this lane of toks 😂 you gotta train your algorithm lol

[@ElGrilledCheezus]

The dude howling in the back is the best part of this segment

[@jeremiahjohnson6971]

"He might be touched" haha

[@yashkesaria223]

Keep them coming!

[@westcoastfire2061]

Toms reactions are gold

[@BoStanfordify]

Im crying laughing at Tom's summary of the whole thing

[@saraforney3940]

This is worth watching again. Definitely.

[@JuliaHap]

Pleaaase have this be a regular segment