Christina P's INSANE TikTok Feed- YMH Highlight

Christina takes pride in developing a unique flavor profile that TikTok's algorithm caters to. She shares some of her favorite TikToks from the past week with Tom Segura and the rest of the YMH staff, and we are all floored. How does she find these?!
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[@terraLiquidus]

Christina’s tik tok feed is like something from a Stephen King short story.

[@MileHighMagic42069]

grayRain totally... a real “short” story 😉

[@raaamenoodleboop]

Oh my god 😝 lol

[@goldenglazed3767]

Carpal jets Hit the ground Carpal jets Hit the ground Carpal jets Hit the ground Carpal jets Hit the ground

[@Andynonymous_music]

They're just showing us the majority of Americans. That's infinitely more terrifying lol.

[@Saghilarious]

Mars volta and your moms house, so I'm not alone in this world

[@Astrohhh]

"you like people that rely on public transportation" LMAOOO jesus christ Tom

[@huxleypolson-filas1385]

This had me snorting it’s one of my favorite lines ever

[@ZeranZeran]

I've had to take the bus for a while after I graduated.. He's not wrong. Fucking spot on, and hilarious.

[@magicknight13]

LMFAOOO😂😂

[@Booner5055]

Batterina says the f word like she just started using it 2 weeks ago

[@BobV97]

Shaolin Funk? Shaolin *Fuck!*

[@aarong.2545]

Uh it’s Rina you fucking asshole. Also I’m not racist, my neighbors black sooo...

[@biglicker4473]

its rina you jackass dont call her batterina, god! people these days

[@Aribbonofsoundmen]

Shaolin Funk You would know.

[@derekhunter5040]

Pretty sure she said Fattarina.

[@braptrap9923]

The laughing in the background of YMH brings me joy on a level i can't properly express with words lol

[@TheXquisit1]

Facts

[@SEEYAIAYE]

I feel like a Tik Tok because for the last few months I thought it was Josh having a mic in the new studio, didn't realize they brought on a bunch of people for the new setup.

[@KrogunDK]

Laugh tracks in the olden days with sitcoms was HORRIBLE. I don't know what it is about hearing the team back there cracking up, it's super contagious!

[@Bminutes]

I one hundredly pacificly agree

[@qwicxs]

Holy shit waiting for lunch got stung by the same 🐝 zzzz

[@tom_shredz]

Hands down the best segment. Do this every show holy shit

[@FungusMossGnosis]

They could have gone twice as long with just these clips. A wealth of insanity! They didn't even mention the last lady in Starbucks had a big folding knife clipped against her left tit.

[@kc2094]

They should get Captain Mercell to do a little mini interview online for one of the podcasts

[@kody3333333]

I agree, this shit was hilarious!

[@robertfoglia1240]

I know I wish Tom was into it more

[@tom_shredz]

Movie Vet ok well....that’s just like.....your opinion man

[@FirinMahLazer1]

If I ever download TikTok it will be because of Christina

[@Calilou52]

Dont do it, dont support the cancer

[@philosorapper5454]

And also never download Tik Tok because if Christina.

[@TheEyesOffire]

You had me at "they have their own Olympics".

[@joelraymond9737]

The Captain is also a crossing guard? Somehow I feel she does an outstanding job. Seriously.

[@fullercorp]

from a compassionate POV, Batterina is one of those kids who feels rejected so decides to be as off putting as possible to be rejected on THEIR narrative. I feel so bad for all these nerdy, awkward young people.

[@Sum1BetrThanU1]

What can you do. We all go through something like that but we cut it out around middle/high depending. I think the soy milk is stunting these kids

[@biglicker4473]

shes hot too probably gets hassled all the time

[@80lemon80]

I’ve been looking for the words to explain what that defense mechanism is for ever and u just said it perfectly

[@sealtheirlid4760]

@@holeindanssock156 back to work

[@holeindanssock156]

@@sealtheirlid4760 Watch your mouth out here.....

[@natalieholiday3244]

Bless Christina for finding these gems. She’s doing the Lord’s work.

[@jesseknox9322]

7:11 christina did the perfect predator growl by accident

[@realperx1102]

Jesse Knox yooo 😂

[@ratinthecat2]

lookin' for this comment. wtf was that? something primal was activated in her.

[@wesoldiersallday]

Great catch

[@DarkPhoenix671]

Lmfao what the fuck, I can’t believe I didn’t catch this the first time around. That shit was fucking great.

[@Saghilarious]

Omg!

[@deadfoot9551]

Batterina is a vampire? Apparently, blood is very, VERY high in calories!

[@theoregonguy]

She only preys on the wheelchair bound type 2 diabetics. They're the only people she can catch.

[@josetato]

@@theoregonguy lmaooooo

[@FlintSparkedStudios]

It's like a tick after 6 hours of gorging

[@anthonywhite7873]

That's funny!

[@justherefortheviolence]

She was feeding on Bert, turns out she was drinking kool aid

[@wrennethestoner]

As a Slytherin, I feel comfortable saying that Tom is 1000% a slytherin.

[@DDRWesselink]

Same lol 🤣

[@gnlilu6972]

Christina: "I want to see the outlier." Tom: "No, yea, they're here." I died laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@benjamjarmin]

They have their own olympics (Wait until they discover Hobbyhorsing)

[@stogieguy7201]

I'm Stogie Guy but don't ever call me that! It would piss me off and that's the wrong thing to do.

[@luk3dawgnasty]

Hey Stogie Guy, why does it piss you off if people call you Stogie Guy?

[@1Up_Gang]

"One hundredly pacificly delicious".... dude. I love you

[@elspoko]

I'm 100% sure that chick was a stripper at 15,wears daisy dukes with long sleeve shirts and calls her cousin that lives in a double wide trailer home "uppity."

[@rickswing8723]

It's insanely ridiculous how you two make me laugh on my knees. I'm seriously crying. I can't even get enough oxygen I'm laughing so hard. Comic genius and you're killing me.

[@BeyondSorrowYYY]

Southern Fun yes, he dieded

[@TheMrawesomegames]

you know whats killing me is the spontaneous pain i get in my urethra, consider yourself one lucky duck

[@halfpint90]

Bot

[@ajurban2]

I’m literally sitting in a Starbucks hysterically laughing like a fucking crazy person at this video. This has to be the funniest YMH clip I’ve ever seen

[@thomashassall96]

There's stiff competition, check out taking fatties off airplanes 😂

[@adamflood7048]

When Christina said she got laid a lot in high school Tom was just like Ok

[@wolferine6466]

Adam Flood Because he was thinking about the time Theo Von hit that ass back in the 90’s

[@tedcrilly46]

pretty girls don't really "get laid" though. like its not really an achievement.

[@samir6047]

Good morning blueban, Video too short 😂😂😂 This needs to be a series, try it out guys .

[@puppetsoftherealm4742]

Who's blue ban? Is that a nod at redban?

[@negativeindustrial]

@@puppetsoftherealm4742 Blueban is the Redban for YMH

[@Jg-gb3gp]

Idk why Tom is so reluctant. Tik tok IS YMH. It’s everything they are and search for lol

[@scifiguy333]

Christina's analysis and explanations are so spot on. Woman is really smart.

[@jmsmith1767]

I am obsessed w/ Battarina she MADE UP a fucking stupid nicknames then said don’t fucking call me that, what a loon. So amazing

[@joelmiddaugh8229]

This has got to be the funniest YMH clip I've seen yet.

[@atgmarc]

This should be happening every day please and thank you, even share it with your guests! They will love it!

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

"Within moments you'd be thinking, 'I gotta get outta here.'"

[@jamesthomas9987]

where did these people go before TikTok? I feel like we’ve uncovered a new form of humanity altogether

[@sqaure4175]

The public library. It’s filled with these creatures

[@Bobble86]

Faterina definitely has a Tumblr

[@iorilamia]

Jail

[@jamesb1524]

Wal-Mart.

[@vahnn0]

Dude. This was back in the Good Years when I still listened to this pod while driving across the country for work. I remember hearing all these, but this is the first time seeing the actual video and it's new all over again. Captain Marcelle has like some Iron Man HUD shit going on lmfao, I never knew that before. So good!

[@CarbonTalon]

That coffee chick clearly doesn't need coffee...she's got a hundredly specifically Meth diet

[@FungusMossGnosis]

Respect a lady who has a big knife poking out of her breasts.

[@evanmaguire5976]

Pacificly

[@DirkMoeller]

Minor detail, but those are Bat Wings, not Ears.

[@metalfuk1]

That’s not her biggest problem, man.

[@davisnicholas9123]

She is her biggest her

[@xpatzorsx]

Captain Marcel has some strong Wesley Willis vibes, man.

[@JamesBuggemo]

Never forget, He whooped Batman's ass.

[@jessehardin8500]

You made my day I forgot about Wesley willis

[@xpatzorsx]

@@jessehardin8500 You know, I kinda did too until I heard Cap. Marcel.

[@xpatzorsx]

@@JamesBuggemo He whooped Batman's ass. . .

[@jessehardin8500]

@@xpatzorsx he also whipped Spiderman's ass

[@bernlin2000]

Tom is so hard on Christina's TikTok's...the "Multivitamin" one is just hilarious XD

[@j.martinez6077]

Got bees on my head but don't call me a bee head...

[@michaelrundhaug4005]

I got Bruce Lees in my head, but don't call me a lee head!

[@michaelrundhaug4005]

Bruce Lees on my head, but don't call me a lee head.

[@yig_501]

whats this from again

[@ctt544]

Now please excuse me I gots to get my tree fed

[@ashleycampbell5269]

i know im late on this matter but i just found you guys on youtube and became addicted, especially towards christina p's tiktoks

[@logann7942]

So Baterina names herself Baterina as sort of a Vampire-version of Katerina. Okay cool. But then to tell people not to call you the name you named yourself, and instead to shorten your name to just the part you didn’t change is insane. And I love when she goes “If you couldn’t tell, I’m a 20 year-old vampire” like yeah I can tell you’re a vampire bc of the bat wings, I just couldn’t tell you were 20 because you have the face of a 1880s grandma.

[@thomashassall96]

😂😂😂

[@SirBallsDeepOfHouseManthrust]

Don’t be rude to Rina. You vampire racist.

[@BBD-AITB]

This entire podcast is the definition of the term “punching down” and I am all for it.

[@Svoorhout85]

Some people need to stay down.

[@Goodyman20452]

I bet this is who Christina sat with at lunch in High School.

[@meghanhixon3241]

Who?

[@Goodyman20452]

@@meghanhixon3241 No idea it was 2 years ago. I'm assuming the people in the video.

[@Atomrofl42]

I laugh so hard at this segment but I also feel really bad for laughing 😂

[@MegaSirpaul]

I one-hundredly, pacifically loved these videos

[@mattwitmer3080]

I did thoroughly enjoy the intro song for a long time, but I'm beginning to be excited for a new one. But seriously all these tik toks are priceless, one hundredly pacifically

[@ElGrilledCheezus]

The dude howling in the back is the best part of this segment

[@jacobshaver9270]

I love how you can never tell if Tom will respond to Christina’s curations with disdain or with pleasure equaling Christina’s own.

[@ericiidx]

Tom's chuckle at one-hundredly pacifically is extremely my shit

[@tyerker]

I have to say, this is one of the episodes that has made me laugh the hardest. And the best part of the entire episode, I can't stress this enough, was the intro song. I just wish it was a little longer. But it was almost long enough. I wish Christine had stopped interrupting and let the song finish.

[@robertheed4040]

Having this be a recurring segment will help you on the long run. Trust me.

[@Smeshyaboy]

I've been looking for that Batterina video for a minute.

[@chriscee3981]

Don't call her that!

[@westcoastfire2061]

She died after Captain Marcel couldnt save her in the line of duty.

[@CorbCorbin]

Isn’t it Faterina though?

[@zaimahbegum-diamond1660]

@@chriscee3981 ⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰

[@codymathes4450]

WestCoast FiRe should of sent Captain Marcel that goddamn backup she called in!

[@TheSamuraiApocalypse]

I'm so glad Tom shares the same sentiment I do when it comes to these frivolous social media apps that come and go. From the outside looking in it's like, this is popular now, but in a few years everyone will lose interest. It's great that people have a way to express themselves through user created content, but it just seems tailored to viewers with short attention spans. I feel dumb as a result of watching it, not always because of the content, but by the rate I'm capable of consuming said content. It's designed that way. A formula that capitalizes on societies growing impatience for consuming media. I'm 21 years old, so I should understand the appeal. The thing people say about old souls is true I guess, because for all the bad before my time I somehow long for the good. A time when we didn't rely on the internet for entertainment. The conveniences aren't necessarily good either. In certain ways yes, but in others it encourages lazy behavior. Yet here I am sharing my opinion among the innumerable opinions no one actually cared about. It's like a drug that became a way of life, and is treated as such with our youth. We can't escape it.

[@anthonywhite7873]

Keep your old soul for as long as you can it will keep you sain in our dystopian future

[@SecretMarsupial]

Beautiful. However people are not losing interest. This things is a parasite that preys on (mostly) women and ive watched it consume some of the ones in my life, sadly.

[@hunterburch2675]

Tommy was QUICK with that “dumb broad” sound clip at 4:05

[@geektarded]

I love her curations. ❤

[@MarquisVonMonster]

Mommy was a goth back in the day?! Oh mommy😍

[@SquidkidMega]

a 90s goth chick too....the real deal

[@negativeindustrial]

God, I miss Goth girls. I’m just not attracted to regular chicks.

[@cogitokayla8070]

These outliers. I just love them. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@fcbsmokerunner22]

Starbucks Lady 100ly, specifically, deserves to be in the Cool Gals Club!

[@JuliaHap]

Pleaaase have this be a regular segment

[@DoYouLikeWhatIMade]

I looked this up for the eyes part and you were exactly right Tom!haha on both things

[@12for10cents]

The cackling in the background gets me. :D

[@kitkattforlife]

Christina P I never met anyone else who enjoyed cringey tik toks and also spammed them to their loved ones 😂 thank you for being you lol

[@tododalton]

I have a sister in law who is doing these type of tiktoks and and my wife and Me are horrified that she might end up on Ymh.

[@shinobi-no-bueno]

I can't believe I'm watching this whole thing and two whole ads

[@PsychMdM]

Im never going to download tiktok but im never going to stop watching these.

[@ZitiPatrol]

It's a good thing that these people expose themselves online so we know how to deal with them appropriately by ignoring them

[@MiaogisTeas]

14:45 Rockin the Spyro the Dragon hat. Gotta get me a purple pen. Oh, and Centrum 😉

[@pursuitofhypiness1015]

There’s a kids show about a little girl vampire called Vampirina and my niece calls her “Rina” 😟

[@Preacher_.]

Keepin' It 100.. One hundredly pacificly sklicious 15:44

[@realperx1102]

D.C. Gold 😂 I feel so blessed now

[@BigFungus19]

The cackeling in the background made me laugh more than the tik toks

[@brittanybedford2249]

Omg who is the multivitamin TikToker ? I need to follow him 😂

[@thearmchairjournalist566]

I’m still not on TT, I get all the doses I need on here 😂😂😂

[@daniecoker740]

Omg I thought I was the only one who watched tik toks like this lmao 😂 they're hilarious

[@zatie2405]

I'm glad your husband likes TikTok cause I have a whole bunch of TikTok gems that I save & mine just thinks I'm crazy for spending so much time watching them 😂

[@kknelsonnelson809]

OMG "OK BYE" GUY IS FROM VINE! I'M SO GLAD HE'S OKAY

[@el_huffstergames7842]

Wat up Tom and Christina! I sent you the half ounce video a while ago and so glad you brought it back it brought back memories when I heard the soundbite na I’m talkin about? ya feel me? na mean?

[@bipolarpodcasts2313]

The vampire had me dying

[@yfz450rider39]

Love how she bugs Tom for laughing at people getting hurt, and she watches this shit!! lol

[@lucienpavone3443]

3:18 they have their own olympics💀

[@ThumbWiggler]

WOW i cannot believe the tik tok portion of the show has been going for over a year! it felt like it was just yesterday when it was starting :')

[@sonicseducer69]

Tom is a lucky dude. Christina is a total smokeshow and they have amazing chemistry. I'm happy for/envious of couples that are like best friends with each other because that's the hardest thing to find

[@anthonywhite7873]

Yeah I feel the same except for the whole doing drugs and getting laid thing wasn't making Tom real happy I wonder if he said anything to her about it.

[@sonicseducer69]

@@anthonywhite7873 doing drugs and getting laid? Who doesn't want that? 😂 But for real what do you mean, I'm pretty new to the podcast and I know there's a lot of inside jokes/gossip. If you mean Christina was doing drugs (and sleeping with other people?) that would be a positive for me because I like the idea of bonding with a significant other over common vices

[@subgrappling805]

Omg this is fantastic...I’m so happy The Mommies have turned me on to this bizarre corner of the Internet.

[@mcjjghijbvgnnnbbbb]

Captin marcel was wearing a reflective vest, is she a crossing guard?

[@jesseknox9322]

Its her super hero costume

[@joesickler5888]

She’s wearing a hat that says CROSSING GAURD.

[@eliottfrost5224]

@@joesickler5888 I thought it said CROSSING GUARD

[@joesickler5888]

I didn’t put it in capitals.

[@robertmcfadden7031]

She had 4-5 old school dell desk tops just stacked up in a shelf (baterina)

[@Deathofatiger1389]

For all that fan-fiction she writes about herself.

[@GHOST_WOLF333]

Tom tiktok is done sober so stoners have something to watch and laugh at

[@ShadeNinja2990]

One hundredly specifically love this video

[@DigitalNeb]

When Christina snort-laughs it makes me snort-laugh.

[@ThaliaEatsDonuts]

Wow it’s one thing to hear those and another thing to see it

[@mrwoolrich]

Feels like a portal just opened and I stepped into a new dimension! A bat-shit crazy dimension!

[@ninergang1881]

Whatever you do don’t piss me off 😂😂😂😂

[@lefrerehill2012]

That multi vitamin one is legit though. Makes it even funnier

[@DennisFeinsteinCEO]

Within moments you'd be like, "I gotta get outta here" 😂😂😂

[@beowulf1417]

Christina understands cosplay about as well as she understands monogamy

[@prodesu8607]

Yeah I'm pretty sure cosplayers do that 90% to have sex in those outfits let's be real 😂

[@giubob1862]

tnks sis for sharing ur feed

[@yashkesaria223]

Keep them coming!

[@macbanks6082]

This has been so much better than was ever hoping for 💀 Delusions, weird obsessions, and kinks have been taken to a new extreme because acceptance of everyone no matter what has been shoved down our throats. Hot take but more people need to not be taken seriously.

[@agsmith328]

I feel like when some one says don't piss me off in the internet. That's immediately what people will do on the internet

[@DoubleDropD1990]

i now will always reply to "whats up?" messages with "my sister went down. im going down the moutain to save my sister. bye."

[@ivorypoacherplays]

They are all touched

[@hnirobert]

we need to have a "i heard you bitches were looking for me" compilation.

[@akisarkiniemi1246]

Please more of these!!!!

[@Charlezard.]

"I love all these people. I like them, I like their videos, I encourage them to make more. I like it." "You like people that rely on public transportation?" 🤣😂😂

[@Babidi111]

- Okay, introducing yourself and then just declaring that no one better address you that way just keeps making me smile! Its jsut so instigating. Also, as a Hufflepuff, I spoke with the counsel and, we don't claim her!

[@HoneyMike]

I grew up using those computers that Baterina has. They had those cool buttons that make them easy to open up.

[@STODDART705]

15:20 I am crying laughing holy moly

[@EDINTHEWIND]

I have no idea how I found this or why I clicked, but this is some funny shit!!!