Awkward Tinder Horror Stories!

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Thanks for stroking my face, stranger! A sit down story time of my awkward tinder dates. Some a little less funny than the others!
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[@Ferretgal200]

"I wouldn't want to pat animals with an absolute weirdo!" the best quote and the millionth reason why I love you! Hahaha

[@thorny1]

You're such a sweetheart janet. Very rarely do you find people (friends, family, dates) who make sure there's closure for everyone invovled even if things won't work out. Wish you all the best in any and all future endeavors.

[@janetdevlin]

Gotta get closure! Thank you lovely!

[@thorny1]

@@janetdevlin best of luck, dates are tricky, as im sure you know. All you can really do is be honest and be upfront with your needs. Haven't had any personal experiences with former drug cartel entropronuers but did have a date mention their owi within the first 10 minutes of the date and proceed to order shots of tequila.

[@petermcghee8695]

love that you justified your sofa bed

[@janetdevlin]

it's a great sofa bed!😂

[@petermcghee8695]

@@janetdevlin you replayed to one of my comments ** does happy dance***

[@psychologicalsuccess3476]

Drug Cartel man seemed pretty good tbh.

[@Falcodrin]

Yep

[@stardust3349]

This is my favourite talking video of yours! More, more, more!!

[@SiaVids]

I always love your stories Janet and the detail that goes with them, it is like you are painting a picture. Very entertaining. 🤣

[@janetdevlin]

I'm so glad you enjoyed it! :)

[@user-ds3qi8io9y]

Love this Janet 😂😂 please do more story times!! 💙

[@janetdevlin]

Thanks Katie! I'll look into doing some more then! :)

[@hansvanlavieren7027]

Hey Janet , i guess most of the dates in general may be awkward to some extend😂 What i like so much about you, is that you share it in such a natural and down to earth way. How kindly you handle and treat people. I think it's a support for many people who are not used to dating in the first place. So, thanks for sharing you and with that supporting many people who may be shy to date anyway.

[@jordantheconqueror387]

Literally cringing inside But equally thinking these people are so lucky to go on a date with you

[@ppylant03]

Janet your definitely a beautiful soul. Keep up all the good work so those of us from across the pond can continue to see you.

[@markobetter]

Your video made my day, I just new you for your music, but you also seems to be a great person. Keep doing videos 😁😁😁

[@Tig.]

OMG her awkwardness right at the surface of every story is amazing. 18:43 is the best

[@Shadow-zl2lx]

There needs to be an animated version of these stories imagine the awkwardness in cartoon form!

[@timbrander4782]

love your hair like that Janet, you look amazing as always !!!

[@JDStoneCreations]

And all of a sudden all of my anxieties about going on a first (or any) date just disappear because holy jesus christ on a bicycle I am not as weird as any of those fellas...

[@raven4k998]

nope nope nope your way way worse then they are lol

[@greenygordongeek]

Haha..thanks for sharing JD....I love how down to earth and real you are. Hope you are well my friend. Australia still awaits you....come on down for a few days. Take care, Stu xo

[@SusanDeSoto]

Wow your videos are so so so awesome, I'm def a fan for life.

[@ncsaddlehunter77]

Thank you for another awesome video. I could watch/listen to you talk or sing for hours. As usual you look amazing and best of luck finding the perfect match for you.

[@janetdevlin]

Thanks so much Troy!

[@ncsaddlehunter77]

@@janetdevlin You are very welcome.

[@johnnyboyle4811]

Wasn't expecting to laugh as much as i did. Hilarious

[@sjeff8011]

This look is the best.

[@apollo3396]

Wow, Janet is so pretty and that perfect smile!

[@GothicKittyMadness]

you look amazing hun! ^-^ loving the braids and the choker!

[@janetdevlin]

aw thanks lovely!! :3

[@AnxiousFly]

yeah, way to advertise that youre mentally not too sound. at least she warns people.

[@rooster5682]

It’s not a choker lol it’s for bdsm but most don’t know that

[@jonathantrauner3742]

@@janetdevlin Your channel's so amazing. #IrelandRules

[@accuser_of_the_brethren7816]

Idk if she'd advertise being into bondage even if it was lowkey lol she's probably trying to uphold some kind of image still..well..maybe idk tho it's been like 8 years since she was a thing

[@Iwas15whenImadethischannel]

Omg I actually had a lot of these same experience when I was younger and I reacted just like you. I was like..is this real...people aren't actually like this right?

[@rocarr180]

Great work

[@garbuckle3000]

That one sounded like Jon Snowman got Ghosted by Ygritte ;)

[@janetdevlin]

LOLOLOL!

[@nsx5592]

Thx for listening about the background music janet🔥 you should do audiobooks or something btw with your voice and accent😍

[@leejproductions27]

Run Janet, run as fast as you can. You have to be cruel to be kind. The girl is playing you like a piano.

[@British_Rogue]

Damn! Loving the new look, Janet!

[@ivanbuceta6737]

Love from Argentina! You are great Janet.

[@michaelkessingerii219]

That was funny!

[@georgiathomsett34]

Same you live so far away. You are completely my type and I'm on tinder 😂😂 you're so funny

[@YKINakita]

You are so funny Janet !! Some people use "Funny" when they are nervous. You're doing a good job, keep it up !! JD ;)

[@dancardoza6794]

Dating is an adventure, you have to have a few FAILS, before you make a connection. Awsome, stories. You are great for sharing.

[@FastNFearless]

Instead of sending our problems to Dear Linda on Sunday world newspaper I think we should have a Dear Janette 😂😂😂😂 great video loved hearing your weird story's

[@janetdevlin]

I'm game!

[@gerhardposthumus503]

I feel much better about myself after these stories 😂😀😁

[@airforce1328]

Another amazing video Darling, thanks for opening up and making a video about it. They didn't Know how lucky they were to date you but their loss. 😎 I'm loving that look of you, very attractive..

[@ericgaudet4497]

Hi Janet loving your hair like that and nice shirt and necklace . Wow those were some interesting stories you share from Tinder.

[@AmazingBacon]

Hey, just wanted to say thanks for letting me react to your Bad Romance cover. Loved it, as I have all your music. I hope you have a great day!

[@janetdevlin]

Ohh I'll have to give it a watch tonight!! :)

[@AmazingBacon]

@@janetdevlin Don't worry, it was all good lol been a big fan for a long time. That would be awesome to know you checked it out though!

[@Mekazas]

Thanks for sharing the awkward. Hope you find someone grand!

[@Berg126]

I have so many weird dates, I would be able to hold a lecture about it, weird stuff is more fun, so I am glad for all the strange dates

[@tylerheflin2172]

love the hair and love the stories lol

[@janetdevlin]

Thanks Tyler!! :)

[@tylerheflin2172]

@@janetdevlin of course :)

[@SaxitDevil]

Nothing helps my self esteem more than hearing about people like this :D

[@flat_foot9017]

a coffee first date sounds like a pretty good idea.. thnx :D Love coffee so this works out

[@yanarakita3208]

Hahaha I feel you 😂

[@user-zy1ky5qg1k]

OMG great story or not ...not sure.....but seen this vid not sure if I've said it before but you are a real down to earth person no fame will get in your way u always find the time for your fans

[@itstrue2599]

You're hilarious♡

[@DarkJingraves]

waiting on part 2 haha

[@mikefurlong8025]

Janet: "But she seemed so sane ..." Me:

[@sanchez298]

You’d 100% get a super like Janet😂

[@brianlowther5929]

that was fun.

[@divineslayer420]

I love watching your videos you always make me smile. Your smile is very contagious. Those worse some awesome stories and I appreciate you sharing them with us. Please continue to share every detail as I love to hear every bit of your wonderful accent. You truly are a magnificent person. I kept questioning in my head. How could these people not know who you are and I still don't understand. How did they not know who the great Janet Devlin is? I'm from the US and I know all about you. I know from how you started and who you are now. Which is magnificent just as you were as you started. I know that you did not want to give into changing your style with your awesome hair and I see that you still stick to that beautiful hair... Anyway I'll stop before I sound like a weirdo which I think I already do. But just know that you have some really good fans out there and we think you are awesome!!!! TY FOR READING LOVE A BIG FAN FROM THE USA AMY HOLLOWAY

[@charlesmcmillan8324]

An argument to 3 am about sleeping arrangements with someone you arent even dating...I would have been all -- "Thats one nice sofa..."

[@rickchambers3286]

“Face toucher man” 🤣🤣

[@abi_w02]

💜woah these are crazy! You have to have better luck if you get back on the dating scene😂🙈

[@lee0477]

thats gas.. one the funniest videos ive seen in a bit.. where do u live these local ppl seem mental haha

[@markdoherty3718]

Thank the lord I missed out on Tinder. Have a wonderful weekend Janet! See you soon.

[@MsMixd]

OMG. That stuff actually happens on these dates?? I guess I'd be like a breath of fresh air.

[@ryantrue4844]

I'm 25 and have never been on a single date but Touchy Face Man gave me shivers as you spoke, never understood how people think other people have a set place in society? Is that fountain pen tattoo new or have I just somehow not seen it before?

[@sretePtraB]

Well not much dating by me, but I did have this one blind date once, back in the time before social media. There was this chat thing on Teletext, where I got in contact with a girl who eventually agreed to meet me. Turned out the girl was a 50+ yo and I was like 20 or something.... 🥴 So yeah, that was an awkward 1st and last blind date. 😅

[@lichtheimer]

The names given for them is the best part. Say what you will about her stories and reactions to things but the names are very good.

[@foomanskeeto]

I like that Phrase bullcrapahmeter good one :)

[@natejames7172]

Lovely video , there is a morning radio show here in U.S Brook & Juble they do a segment called 2nd date update they call and see what went wrong 😱 & it's hilarious ! A woman admitted to slipping her date chocolate laxative when she wants to end the date !

[@Kleberei]

4:24 "we weren't flurrting" ... :D

[@k1_kev]

Yay.....storytime.

[@ajanco23]

"Jon Snow-man" may be one of the only men who appreciates a good "Ghost-ing"

[@WhiteravenD76]

BAHAHA...you're fun!!!

[@scottmarshall1897]

Had to pause for a moment, because J, you look great with braids. Really lovely You really suit them. K, I'm going to press play again. Please continue 😂...

[@brianlawlor8692]

OMG 😍 Janet you look so gorgeous like always I just love you and your voice so much your amazing ❤️😘

[@grobetog]

Love your date stories, and you're wearing the perfect date clothes too... :-) Can't wait for the update on "snowman" (send him a text on live stream...).

[@BBRAIN1977]

it would be kinda wicked to just do a coffee with ya and yust chill and have fun laughing :)

[@pacomacman]

This is so funny... half my family is Irish (dad born in Newry) so I see a lot of those same traits in you as I do some of my relatives. It’s that trusting naive Irish in you that makes you believe these tinder men/woman are just after a nice meal.... 🙃 lol

[@whillb]

If a date with miss Janet here doesn't work out, you REALLY messed up!

[@TheSeaRoach]

LoL I would say tinder is not for you but you sure have fun with it. Much love!

[@janetdevlin]

Yeah these were only the bad ones aha

[@watsok1]

I loved your stories Janet, I didn't think the video was too long at all. Stories need context & the more detail the better for me, that said I am the same!! As far as first dates go, I've had a couple of awkward first dates, largely due to girls using subtle filters that gave a false image of what they truly looked like! It's a shame that people cannot just be themselves instead of a false impression. You're going to have a greater chance of having as successful dating experience & future dates, if you are just you & reduce that awkward surprise factor when you meet for the first time, & they're looking past you as they scan around the meeting place for their date 🤔 I've dipped out of the dating game to concentrate of travelling but sometimes, the right connection happens when you least expect it & not looking for it.... who knows, the world works in mysterious ways ! 😊

[@janetdevlin]

Jipped by the filters!!! aha Also thank you! Here's hoping!!❤️

[@Shreddrix]

janet when you get to a stage in the date.... Just say nope and walk off ahaha

[@markcope5353]

Janet Devlin, the "Weird Magnet".

[@TheNexusLord]

Perhaps Tinder is different in the UK, than in the US, because here, Tinder is where you go to find a one night stand or booty call. NOT where you look for any kind of deeper relationship. Still, found your one "spiritual twin" encounter, and your reaction to it interesting. Kinda reminded me of Woody Allen saying, "I wouldn't want to join any club, that would have me as a member." ;0)

[@krashd]

It's primarily a dating app, you can use it to meet a prospective partner for anything.

[@xSTjess]

Yeah here it’s still primarily for hook ups I’d say but less so nowadays and it’s just a general dating app. I’ve had several good matches and dated them for a while, my ex was off Tinder aswell. My best friend has just recently got together with someone from Tinder. Bumble is the more serious one here for sure but us English people are too polite for casual hook ups, we go for posh dates for afternoon tea and cake 😉😂😂

[@TheNexusLord]

@@xSTjess Thanks for the insight! ;0)

[@MattOGormanSmith]

Groucho Marx said it first.

[@thoughtfuldevil6069]

My best friend met his wife on Tinder, but I think they're an exception.

[@maximbollansee]

Haha, your dates are so awkward 😂! Lovely video! Poor you though 😬, but you'll meet someone 😎!

[@venchenzo4493]

Alarm bells are ringing Willie!

Still after your lucky charms !!! 😂 Ever been to Richmond VA. ? 😊

[@awesomekaleb15]

Wow interesting

[@m-4136]

i met a guy on tinder once who basically told me he smuggled/synthesised drugs - it was unclear but he called himself a chemist. what are the chances of that

[@AlisonWonderland999]

Can I have his number 🤣😎

[@unsweetenedit9090]

Dating is absolute torture. I've stayed in less than ideal relationships just because I couldn't face dating again. Thanks for the video Janet. If you're ever in America let's get coffee. If you promise to autograph my Running With Scissors cd I'll promise not to try to stroke your face.

[@PixelPhobiac]

Had my first tinder success yesterday ;-)

[@dacop]

There's plenty of fish in the sea - and you've found som that were quite the catch... 😂 Still, gives us story time with Janet which is always nice. ❤️

[@cindyswift8455]

Per the dating apps, I think people meet too quickly before screening them electronically...such as asking them questions: What are they ultimately looking for....Have they ever been married..How many times have you been married...How long did your last relationship last...How long ago was your last relationship....Why did your last relationship end....How do you respond when thing go wrong? Even the best of relationships take a lot of work, so if they are not willing to take the work to answer those questions, move on. Using this process, I had a somewhat successful relationship that lasted 5 yrs.

[@rmcbeigh]

I never get passed the being to short part.

[@williamhumberhawk8187]

Hi Janet, you are looking very lovely. I am enjoying your talk. Happy to sit back and relax with a beer late in the evening here in Dunedin, NZ and listen to you. The most perfect date I ever had was meeting a lady in Christchurch. We just spent a couple of hours on bench seat at Sumner Esplanade with a thermos of tea and we just sat and talked with a nice relaxing atmosphere. That was about ten years ago and we are best friends still but each still single really and in separate cities. Spent many times together though. Visits at holiday weekends occasionally. But I am still single at 42 and no pressure.

[@magaisacult2023]

I live near a town in the U.S. Dunedin Florida!

[@williamhumberhawk8187]

William Cronin interesting, I didn't know that there is a Dunedin there.

[@pontinrob]

So we go through the whole video without mentioning the orange hands 😂🤣😂 guessing you just did your hair but it was freaking me out on the inside 😂 I'd be one of these dates wouldn't I 😂🤣😂.

[@Real.Ragnar]

Hilarious.... glad now i am not on Tinder so do not have any weird stories 😂

[@JP1234815]

Oh Janet please don't stop these videos - they're hilarious!! Here's hoping you've found someone a little more sane to enjoy company with!

[@janetdevlin]

maybe some dayyyy!! aha

[@HerkyHerk]

Not sure if this counts but I was given bad intel one night and was told this very nice girl who I had a bit of a crush on at the time was single...no more than a few minutes into a pleasant conversation, her very, very drunk boyfriend comes up to me, says nothing and just starts staring me down for a fight 😂 You’re clearly tougher than me though cause I don’t think I could’ve handled a single one of those stories, much less two years worth!! Bless your soul!

[@janetdevlin]

ohhhh awkward! Hopefully no fight thoough! Yeah, I'm a tinder veteran now aha

[@sinappanis]

This made me feel better about myself. I feel a bit less weird albeit a bit boring.

[@WhiskeyBrewer]

What a Surprise, A first time being awkward and uncomfortable lmao

[@mdmd1851]

Janet the last guy was a adult entertainment actor.

[@janetdevlin]

ayeeeeeeee probs actually aha

[@morganpauley572]

I never has luck with tinder either

[@paulquintana9810]

Jajaja the cocaine man one was probably el chapo son lol.. 😅😅🤣

[@johnclark5470]

Your absolutely gorgeous, and love your accent.

[@ewscase]

I am so glad I am too intimidated to ask for a date 😂 besides the fact I have already decided to put Janet in the ‘Friend Zone’ but that’s for good reason. Anyway I hope you all are having a happy happy day and the world is treating you the way you deserve 🤗🤗🤗

[@janetdevlin]

Thanks Edward, you too!

[@christbearer511]

I don't know if you will see this but, you are such an Awesome person.