Ayahuasca Training with Gareth Reynolds | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 69

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Chrissy CHAOS is joined this week by comedian Gareth Reynolds from the Dollop Podcast. Chris talks about his WILD landscaper who won't stop drunk texting him. Tupox is airborne everyone be safe. SHOW YA BUSH! Chris' father is really insane. Chris is doing Joe Rogan's podcast this week! Chris and Gareth talk about their time on the MTV show Failosophy. Hollywood parties are LAME. Quitting Coffee is hard to do and has side effects. We get some ayahuasca training from Gareth. Ayahuasca is a South American psychoactive brew used both socially and as ceremonial spiritual medicine among the indigenous peoples of the Amazon basin. He also gives us some tips for using DMT. How to open your third eye and live a better life. Mushrooms are a tool to open your mind. Money and success aren't the answers to depression. AOC boyfriend is SUS. Life is about balance and fart jokes. FULL CHAOS BABY!
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[@MaTTheWish]

We need a whole segment of Chris's landscaper tweets and texts every episode!

[@Bigsexy988]

I need him as my landscaper 🤣🤣🤣

[@EmmaNemmz]

I Agree... :) He's fully enjoying life. :)

[@maccalhoun4764]

I instinctually type “Chrissy Chaos” every time I get in my car on Tuesday lol. This is the best brain washing I’ve ever been a part of. Congrats on Rohan!!!!! Can’t wait to watch

[@michaelhughes3929]

You and me both

[@michaelhughes3929]

God said what up…shout out the homeless pimp

[@mando_y_nando2332]

Subscribe 😈

[@Coffeehausstudios]

Chrissy rohans?? Has he been cast in LotR?

[@josef2012]

Gareth is an underrated gem.Always hilarious!

[@moralhazard1]

Gareth is such an underrated comic. In my opinion, him and Rory Scovel: Two of the most absolute hilarious, original comics who should be WAY bigger

[@moralhazard1]

Sorry, Chris included in this as well lol 🤣

[@crazyhazel17]

@@moralhazard1 q

[@latenightkrew1963]

Reminds me of mark normand a little bit

[@angeliquew69]

OMG I am so freaking happy for you Chris, you finally did it Joe Rogan!! 👍🏽👍🏽 I hope that he was really taken and impressed by how great of a person and comedian you truly are 💖

[@dbeck82]

Whelp, somewhere on this thread is my comment from yesterday asking Chrissy to never change when he blows up. It has THREE likes on it! Flash forward to now and I'm setting my timer for Spotify to shut off... and see it's Chrissy. Now I can't do another cliche "don't forget the little guys", but I'm ecstatic and had no clue you were going on JRE when I commented. This is a heinously long comment. Sorry and🤘Tubboware king

[@dbeck82]

*See that Chrissy is on Spotify

[@umaberry]

Sorry Babe gotta watch this later, currently watching you on JRE!!! Been waiting for this for a long time❤ you’re killing it!!!!

[@sandiasurfers3174]

This guy is on the same wavelength with the silliness, love it

[@imjustapancake3188]

IS YOUR GARDENER OKAY LMAOOOOO? I love him, please keep it up

[@ToxicVenom131]

Episode 69. Nice.

[@infinitemegick8916]

did not get a notification saw on Chris' instagram this was up as of an hour or so ago but showing here it has been up for a day?? whaaaaaaat-anywho glad it is here!

[@nelsonmarie1018]

same

[@AroundHeRe44]

Same, No Notification?? Shadow banning!

[@kevenmelara227]

Gareth is the best .. so happy he’s on chrissy chaos

[@thehaleybird]

I never thought I would see these two worlds collide! I couldn't be happier right now!

[@tinfoilrealist8836]

"so basically, quickly, in a nutshell - are you allegeric to nuts"🤣🤣

[@mrhiggins3009]

Gareth is hilarious. Love the Dollop podcast

[@zach_334]

We need the gardener on the show asap 😂😂😂

[@aliciainbloom]

Just watched the JRE episode. I truly am so happy for you and so proud! You’re so loved!!! Also loved the special babe. Lots of love to you! Many blessings. ✨

[@jibba1681]

HELL YEAH! The dollop kicks ass and Gareth is the reason

[@ItsJustme526]

“show your bush“ is a thing we say in my house 😂 mostly at the tv

[@mikeyd9459]

So hyped ,Gareth is literally the most underrated comic

[@kevinl3254]

Make no mistake I’m 7 minutes into the JRE Eppy Weppy and the kid has brought the chaos and is crushing!!! Chrissy Crushes

[@dbeck82]

Underrated comment.

[@patrick815]

Love how he left the leaf blower in background.

[@maxtheis752]

So much round table of gentleman references this episode!! Love to Last Podcast on the Left and super love to Kevin Barnett, that man was a legend!!!

[@darkocebuhar3889]

I'm rewatching all Gareth's pod eps 🤣🤘🏻🖖🏻✌🏻

[@pau5289]

this has been one of the top 5 funniest episodes babe i loved gareth!!!!!

[@joshuaarman5094]

Seconded on landscaper tweets each episode. Also Speshy weshy was AMAZING! killed the whole way through

[@eklipsta]

Chrissy D getting his well deserved props finally. Keep doing ya thing boyeee!! NYC holding it down!

[@radavisss0420]

Congrats on Rogan babe!!! You SO deserve it!!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[@prettyingreen]

Cuz the Gardener casually in the background!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelhughes3929]

Awwwwww I’m so excited you actually did it. I’ll have to download Spotify

[@michaelhughes3929]

God said what up

[@JoshSDshot]

Dude I'm so happy for you man!!! Get ready to really sell tickets you can have 3 more kids now!

[@UNBILLEVILBILL]

Gareth got me doing quick spit laughs....love this podcast. Really great charisma.

[@annabelleandbeans]

“It’s called la Quinta” 🤣🤣🤣

[@sethtorres1260]

YESSIR CHRISSY!! Congrats being on Joe Rogan finally. ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽

[@shawngibbons9648]

Chrissy you crushed it on Rogan! Congrats babe.

[@pablov4892]

the nutshell line 🤣 😂 👌

[@neotower420]

Last time I ate mushrooms I had a profound experience, the walls were vibrating it was wild. I seriously think some negative things in my brain got re-wired that night, I think I'm due for another seshy weshy. That was like a year ago.

[@tomcruisemiddleteeth]

okay so you're experiencing human empathy lmfaoooo

[@chaitanya8126]

Thts called brain on chemicals,nothing is rewiring

[@neotower420]

@@chaitanya8126 The human brain is composed of a neurological assembly of chemical interactions. Right now, I'm firing off neurons somewhere in my brain to piece this thought together. When those neurons extend, a biochemical reaction occurs which allows transmitters, or information, to be transferred across the "circuits" in our brain. It isn't completely understood how or why these connections in the brain are formed, but it's fair to say that the very activity of thinking could be influenced by a different set of chemical components, different conditions, for example.. Someone who is paranoid or anxious, will begin to manifest certain thoughts which are unique to that experience, and to that person it becomes less and less clear what exactly is going on in reality. The "connections" are misfiring, and the result is an altered state different from a normal experience. Chemicals are just means to an end in terms of consciousness. Think of all the medications to treat that example of anxiety, "rewiring" can also be considered an expression associated with an active method of controlling the impulses of the brain, if not enough serotonin is being produced, or too much. The medication will help to balance that interaction, hence.. "rewiring" just being an expression used to convey how we approach treating neurological disorders.

[@GahMorninJulia]

Full episode of just drunk landscaper texts would be great

[@happycampa9622]

I only just realized you (Chris) do have your dad's calf muscles lol but this poddi-woddi was fire! In stitches

[@amandastokes4128]

Waited all week for this babe!!! Hell yeah. Ohhh shyttt jre?.. awesome 🤩 you go girl.

[@daxterrack]

Amazing interview with Joe !

[@YouuoY.]

My guy! Just listened to honestly one of the most entertaining JRE episodes ever! Congratulations for everything in your life. You are doing amazing brother ❤️

[@shetalkz]

Having a horrible day and really needed this. Thanks Chris

[@mayh3mmadn3ss79]

Can't wait to see you on Rogan

[@cronus3299]

He’s on there now it drop today babe

[@eldaveo9356]

Brooooo JRE was awesome, 3hrs 35 mins long that's quality Chaos babaaaay!!!

[@sunnym28]

I think Theo just found a landscaper for this past weekend lolll 🤣🤣

[@frankfiorella9753]

Chrissy d killed it on Rogan. Great job babe.

[@jgarza1111]

Gary Reynolds best guest ever on The Crab Feast!

[@novalover1223334444]

Shout out Chrissy big times I was starting to think titi Jerry was going to make in on rogan before Chrissy

[@joshuabartlett4050]

The guy with the leafblower is here. Ok time to start the pod "Fuck yo leaves"

[@BoxForSobriety]

Hilarious how “Monkey”Pox made Chrissy think of 2Pac 😂😂😂

[@MaTTheWish]

The dollop is a great podcast. And Congrats on your Rogan appearance! Chaotically,

[@raidertj1809]

Definitely waited till 11 o’clock today for this and it’s been out for a day already 🥴

[@hubertreuter3219]

same! thought I was going crazy. had to double check my days. Also CHRISSY DID ROGAN!!!

[@Awholeopinion]

It’s showing me it posted 3 mins ago and this comment was posted 7 so idk lol

[@raidertj1809]

@@Awholeopinion says 23 hours ago for me 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@deeeee3685]

Get a damn cover for that pool 😂🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[@kylehenry4213]

Bro you killed Rogan you are by far my favorite comic and human big fan for awhile now please come to Rockford IL

[@beavsinator]

Just finished with this and immediately went to the Rogan eppie. It's about damn time that dude had you on and it was one of the realist and greatest episodes of rogan in recent times. You guys cover so many things that affected me personally. Love ya Chrissy. Bet every time your in Austin now big JR is hitting you up. What a great conversation and awesome time.

[@beavsinator]

Also Speshy Weshy was extra Speshy. Congrats 👏

[@beavsinator]

Also The Dollop needs to go to rogan too.

[@beavsinator]

I can see it now.... Joe: WOOOAAAAHHH. (While Gary was trying to do legitimate Improv)

[@UNBILLEVILBILL]

Get Gareth on Rogan!

[@TheOriginalArchie]

Gareth has always been one of my fave on podcasts. First time I heard of him was the Naughty Show with Tripoli and Redban. That had to be about ten years ago now.

[@TheOriginalArchie]

Just googled it, the first Naughty Show episode with Gareth was 04/17/2012, over ten years ago. Damn time flies.

[@Tacit_Tern]

*Shrooms legit saved my life after the military.*

[@ChuckNBait]

You did great on Joe Rogan. So funny!

[@onedumbpollock6789]

Chrissy BABE!!!! Hour into your Rogan your doing great love!!!! Just more of THE REAL YOU BABE!! Your hilarious man and hope you can chill with the anxiety :)

[@jaykay3071]

You did absolutely incredible on joe rogan. Well done👍🏻💪🏻

[@nategardner1691]

Always a great podcast Chrissy D, congratulations on doing Rogan, can't wait to watch it

[@everything...interesting]

Nice. Been wondering what was up with you and Rogan. Congrats, Chris. Will check it out.

[@danielvila7318]

Stopped the poddy woddy to hear your Rogan ep. 5 mins in already hilarious. I'll be back

[@cronus3299]

Congrats on the rogan podcast finally baby girl you made it ! Releasing a video same day as Rogans i see what you did there 😉

[@desi4227]

Gareth is A super fun and funny comedian! Great guest Chris!!

[@pedroferreira2062]

So proud of Crissy! Killed it on JRE!

[@babeslayer5]

amen to Gareth saying he can’t have caffeinated tea on an empty stomach w/o getting nauseous… literally happens to me always and just with tea and not coffee. Almost left work early last wk because of this. Fun fact, you can listen to ‘Isochronic Tones” for nausea relief on KZbin:.. it works wonders. Isochronic beats / tones are like binaural beats but more effective and studied/backed by science

[@helpis0ntheway]

I've gotta check those isochronic tones out. I get migraines accompanied with nausea & this seems worth trying. Thanks for putting this in the comments ✌💛

[@clint4life64]

I honestly had to comment because of the test for monkey pox. That's the funniest thing I've ever heard.

[@h.e.pennypacker4728]

Made it to Rogan! Cant wait to see that later today.

[@h.e.pennypacker4728]

One of the best Rogan's I've seen. Hope he has you back maybe with Yannis!

[@brit4719]

I really enjoyed this episode and loved this guests humor

[@jonnyincomox]

Never thought I'd see Garry on the poddie woddie. Very cool.

[@sergiocutlip2929]

Let’s gooo Chrissyyyyy

[@ChicanoChef11]

Rogan, Howie, n this!! Endless Chrissy D

[@Listarded]

I am eagerly dying for the post JRE episode to drop

[@joshj1420]

When are you going to smoke Changa on the patreon?

[@cleonRIP]

These texts could become the next Zola 🤣

[@GymAndSun]

About time Saint Rogies had you on the poddy Chrissy! Hell yeah had him cracking up too PS I feel you I’m tall and can get ripped as fuck and still have puffy nips and big hips 😆

[@zoso1up]

I also have that problem lol those puffy nips will not go away

[@Auqua1973]

Congratulations Chris you finally got on to the Rogan Experience. haha

[@Drumcomedy]

Reading the texts from the landscaper had me dying.

[@RD-qb7sd]

Props to the guy blowing off the pool in the background

[@landonalt]

Why is your landscaper leaf blowing the pool water! lol

[@lukotanko]

Shoutout dude In the back leaf blowing

[@90745]

Congrats on Joe Rogan Chrissy. Our boys all growns up now!

[@KnightofMuses]

Loved your Rogan ep Chrissy! Made me want to take mushrooms 🍄 Congrats!

[@vinnya99]

Amazing JRE episode Chris!!!!

[@matttomson6911]

Hey Chrissy loved you on Rogan mate I wish he had mushies for ya. You are a great bloke love those kids and Jassy. Matt From Tasmania

[@Doomsense]

Great episode!!!

[@JustliketheMilk]

Chris, saw you talk about your tongue on rogan. Mine was like that too in high school, but I was able to convince my parents to get it fixed for me. Went to an ENT and they basically just sliced that connecting piece so it wasn’t attached so far along the bottom of my tongue. Super benign little procedure.

[@tokenoftimetokenoftime8154]

I can believe, but I'm so excited that Chrissy KZbins was on Joe Rogan finally!!! I got Chrissy Gay Bumps!!!! Your amazing MR. Distefino!!

[@MrGoogs211]

Love the Dollop, Love Chrissy Chaos

[@CCCTTT3737]

This is hilarious lol

[@lavenderrose2139]

I’ve just been spending my entire day randomly saying show ya bush 💀🤣

[@savagesn]

Shout out to Lou the landscaper with the leaf blower out by the pool.

[@KittyVice]

I 1000% watch this on eddies 2x speed so I can don't miss anything 😊

[@vb-ly2yx]

CHrissy Deee on JREeee BabYyyy

[@jakesmall3454]

I turned off the episode to go watch the JRE. I’ll be back in a couple hours! Yasss

[@ryanfox3337]

Waaaait a minute... Is this the " Do your best Jagger" guy? That skit was classic! I was like why tf this guy look familiar

[@Brrrax21]

Mushrooms are great but can be overwhelming but I assume that from ayahuasca, never tried it .Anything can be when taking a heavier dose. Changa was a blast!

[@zoso1up]

👋

[@tonycamaj7243]

Chris, you’re an amazing comic bro. All the best.