Elon Musk is in DANGER! with Mike Cannon | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 67

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Chrissy CHAOS is joinedThis week we are joined by @mikecannon Check out his comedy Special White Privilege Homeless out May 18th on KZbin! CHECK IT OUT ! Mike and Chris are old friends who have comedy specials out around the same time and worked on by ‪@homelesspimp‬ and @NYVideoGuy too! Speshy Weshy is on Netflix, go give it two thumbs up! Mike had food poisoning last week so they keep the topics light. WE MUST SAVE ELON MUSK FROM RUSSIA!!! Diving straight into billionaire, Elon Musk! He claims that he may die ‘under mysterious circumstances’. Okay??! Quickly pivot to Boston Bomber, cute or fuckboi? Imagine going to jail for life so young! Your life is basically over, right? Should you be allowed to choose between euthanasia or going to jail if that young?! NASA says they are going to launch nudes to aliens, what are we sending? Which nudes should be sent first? Ripped actors from The Northman or Elliot Page? We talk about who really directed and produced Kim Kardashian and Ray J's sex tape and who would play Chris in a movie?!!
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[@georgellass]

Wish could of see ya when in LA may the month week star wars week 🖤 what can ya do?! My 🖤 always ❤️ when see your posts esp on anxiety tuesday gets so much better seeing ya cute smile always makes me smile 😊

[@thedouglaspodcast]

Can’t wait to see you in Phoenix! 😍

[@sergiocutlip2929]

Yuhhh

[@drubama]

Somebody please give me a way to watch Chris's special! Netflix have a free trial?

[@Mylesfinch]

Love me some Mike cannon!

[@92ryanyoung]

Mike cannon looks like if Ryan Reynolds had a younger brother who still lived at home and made his elderly mother mow the lawn while he had 16hr World of Warcraft marathon sessions... but still a great guy.

[@courtney2590]

My bil

[@OlArtie99]

Chrissy with the “Zion is me in black face” had me HOWLING on this flight 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MJ311]

Hadn't heard of Mike Cannon until he was on the pod months ago. Dude is legit funny and a great guest!

[@thedouglaspodcast]

I had the exact same thought! Don’t know him but what an amazing guest. He HAS to have a podcast or something cause he sure knows how to have a convo lol

[@mjdeland]

@@thedouglaspodcast he did 3 episodes of this show with homeless pimp kzbin.info/www/bejne/moG5fqN-n7d3pq8

[@Tgirl32099]

He’s great

[@Osamaabbas03]

they have great chemistry it’s nice watching them

[@seahawks337]

GAS Digital

[@taylorlavery2162]

I give every episode a thumbs up before even watching the episode. Chrissy Chaos For Life.

[@jessefritsch4323]

Fuck yeah.

[@CrashRacknShoot]

Amen, babe.

[@b0ssatr0n91]

"The beginner executioner is basically bartending on weekends" killed me lmfao

[@christinadibella]

They really think you’re full blown Latino with the Café Bustelo ad before the video 😂. Cuban Chrissy !!!!

[@Peanutbutter2nice]

when they started talking about which terrorist was a piece 🤣...the chaos never fails

[@eschneider317]

How amazing would a Distefano reality show be? Please Chrissy Coleslaw, reconsider 😍

[@B-rock34]

Chrissy wissy sissy is a HILARIOUS standup and podcaster. One of the best for sure! We are the CHAOS LEGION!

[@joshuaburmeister592]

Mike is the best. His pods awesome. Here's the scenario

[@dntgvafuk89]

I made sure to super like your special on Netflix - look for the little thumbs up Babes and give Chrissy his well deserved love :)

[@msmeghanscott]

I did too! #dblthumbs4speshy

[@jpierce2l33t]

Omg John Leguizamo as TiTi Jerry 💀🤣 Also - I'll go watch anything Chrissy recommends, *especially* if Pimpy had a hand in the production! Plus obviously Mike Cannon is great anyways!!

[@gracieellaella6214]

I’m dying. My father has this shirt. Bought it in 96. Still wears it to this day.

[@Xaer_]

”He probably slipped on the shit that he’s covered in” hahahahahahahaha

[@PaNDaSNiP3R]

Bro I’ve hear Mike a Million times on Pandora and this is not what I thought at all he looked like 😝

[@nonoahhh]

Congratulations on the special You did it your way Tu familia , Pimpy Beautiful team

[@odinsbeard1480]

Always loved Mike, glad to see him gettin so much love from Chaos fans

[@TylerShe1ton]

I am a Canadian citizen. I haven't broken any laws in Canada or anywhere else. I have a passport that expires in 2028. I cannot drive into the U.S.A. because entry is denied to people who didn't take the gene therapy. I cannot fly to any of the countries that allow people who didn't take the gene therapy because my government bans us from trains and planes. I want to leave my country, but to leave I have to escape and break the law. Is this North Korea?

[@marksmith3991]

I was really ticked about gas prices today. Thanks for the distraction Chrissy

[@earlymorningpodcast]

heard about Cannon though the Philly dudes, he’s one of those sleepers in NY that are KILLERS! Same with AYG

[@Doomsense]

When Chris said "I love two out of the three of the hosts" when mentioning Here's The Scenario....we knew Feeney was the guy he didn't like

[@kim0des565]

true story: i got engaged after a mike cannon & joey diaz show 2 days before christmas in 2020 🤣 best night of my life

[@judypipher6704]

I'm actually sponsoring/taking in a refugee family from Ukraine. The stories and videos they sent me of everything they went through was insane

[@BobdeeHollifax]

Sober ❌🥃❌ Chrissy -- looking good 💪💪 @MikeCannon...you silver foxing comic beast. Hilarious as always.

[@SourceSigorb]

As a chris d fan and dead head (not sure what the intersection on that Venn diagram is, lol), this was a treat.

[@strategicrecords]

Mike cannon looks like half-baked harry potter

[@klanana4147]

I love Cannon so much (and of course you too Chrissy) and this makes me so happy inside!

[@dot_t]

Loved Speshy Weshy and everyone I recommend it to love it as well! Ya killin' it Babe! ❤✌🙂

[@jaycarn9435]

I have the original version of that Lithuania Grateful Dead shirt. I'm surprised Christory Distefano didn't know that story. Great sports/politics story and somewhat relevant today. Screw it, I'll tell a short version of the story for anyone reading: In 1988 the USSR was still a thing and their men's basketball team won gold. However, that team was made largely of Lithuanians. By the 1992 Olympics the USSR had fallen and Lithuania had declared independence. As a new and poor nation, Lithuania didn't have money for a basketball team even though they knew they were talented enough to compete. The Grateful Dead caught (easy) wind of this story and raised money to fund their Olympic trip. The famous US "Dream Team" with MJ and Ewing and others beat Lithuania in the semi-finals but they went on to play in the Bronze medal match again none other than "The Unified Team", which was a team consisting of Russians and other former USSR states. Lithuania beats the Unified Team to win the bronze medal in an intensely prideful moment for the new nation. The team wore the tie-dyed Grateful Dead shirts to accept their bronze medals. They are often referred to as "The Other Dream Team". It's like a story straight out of Disney.

[@mikeharding9472]

That’s badass man!!!

[@OPAIK]

These two need to start a poddy woddy

[@drewcundari8773]

Chris and Mike gonna be their own poddy woddy one day calling it

[@Lacountytarotreader]

Will see you soon in Boston ❤️ killing me softly with laughter ✨

[@jeffomalley100]

I love that sun room. Perfect chill/smoke spot and have the grill going right out there by the pool. 🇺🇲 America Fuck Yeah 🎶🎶.....

[@vincentmorrelli3025]

Mikes laugh is contagious

[@brighidquinn9578]

This was one of my favorite Chrissy chaos episodes ever. So fucking funny. Mike and Chris are hilarious together

[@JustBakeToo]

That off camera laugh is insane 😳

[@ntutino1980]

I had that Lithuania shirt. I’m a Grateful Dead fan and half Lithuanian so I loved that shit

[@mia-ez9qy]

i loved meeting mike he was so kind and funny. best comedian I've met (out of like 4 but still).

[@Daniel-ds4oq]

The speshy weshy was CUTEEE, loved seeing king gay on Netflix

[@Nemesis04119]

Dude saw your ad for your special on rick glassman’s pod - hope there is a pod with you two coming

[@hynesite]

Watching now !! Hope to see more solo eps too but I love all your content.

[@neotower420]

I'm 6'8".

[@naytbeckwith1540]

Pimp is the best love no presh!

[@teresawright4748]

OMG!!!!! Mike is an honorary babe!!!! Love him!!!!

[@turnst4152]

cannon is soooooo underrated it's a comedic crime.

[@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986]

Who?

[@davefletcher9393]

Chris, your special was so f@cking funny

[@RICKYDACHEDDABLOCK]

Cannot believe you guys even KNOW what green street hooligans even is!! My mind is blown

[@chrisknoblauch270]

2nd best producer laugh in pod

[@jonobell6959]

roe brogan 😅 it's about time chrissy I mean it's not like you've ever hinted you want to to it lol x

[@sierra_333]

AYE I HAVE THAT SAME LITHUANIA SHIRT ( props to my pops lmfao)

[@jeffomalley100]

You know someone showed this to Putin and he got a good laugh about it haha.

[@froop1908]

Shout out ZipRecruiter!

[@ManuelMartinez-dd4zi]

Mike cannon is awesome ! Support all his stuff

[@geoffreywitt7281]

Speshy Weshy was so good. Just too short. We need more

[@chopperread1814]

Brilliant episode as always lots of love brother from Belfast

[@Richard.Yoplait]

Its growing crissy. Keep up the hard work!

[@moneyhoney606]

Mike is so awesome, love this guy.

[@shaunrutzler6539]

“If you aren’t sports fans” goes to call him “Zion Williamson”

[@lb.9095]

The alien invasion has begun 😂 blink dude disappears, musk buys the Twitter 🤯

[@bwahahhaa4320]

you got fans in Lithuania!!!

[@drofresco]

What a great episode! The chemistry between Mike and Chris is on point. Thanks for alleviating some of my stress and anxiety today chaos squad.

[@josephgoddard2239]

Love y'all keep it going

[@neotower420]

y'all.. Joe, you have that rare energy my guy.

[@h.e.pennypacker4728]

This was so good today!

[@diehardoutdoors]

SPESHY WESHY SLAPS ON NETFLIX

[@DylanSmith-qs2pr]

No way they had security with AK47s 🤣

[@thegenericlesbians]

I remember there being a lithuiuanua exhibit at the basketball hall of fame

[@orangelemon777]

Chrissy, your special is fuckin amazing. As usual, the timing was perfect, the jokes were ALL hilarious and you looked YUMMY! Pimpy, that boom work was absolute perfection 😚🤌🖐 Love, complete nobody xo

[@andrewtregoning]

love mike cannon, funny dude

[@ElisabethKanyer]

Fun!!

[@bigfdeel5899]

…athletic greens….code lol

[@remyrambles9011]

better than last week ty bb

[@badm0t0rf1nger]

Good to see Mike doing well. I've enjoyed him since the old days of the DeepInsideTheRabbitHole podcast.... the halcyon days before Dave Weiss lost it & went full flat earth (*never* go full flat earth!) :)

[@jeremyk_541]

Great episode!

[@bjo5788]

Speshy was great! Watching this now, but have to know, what brand is your hoodie Chrissy?!

[@jordanspence8976]

rhoback

[@anonymousforagoodreason2479]

If chrissy needed an actor to play him, Ed Skrein looks exactly like him. Spot fuckin on. I saw midway, and I thought chrissy d landed his dream role, getting revenge for pearl harbor.

[@neotower420]

I'm Irish / German, get me to play Chrissy in a fever dream where he's 6'8"!

[@theojarome6108]

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[@elijahwilson1360]

Best ep ever and I haven't even watched it 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@thapalemexican]

Elon Musk is Tony Stark from the first Iron Man

[@nah3193]

lets hope he stays out of the weapons industry, so far just the flamethrower

[@marcosluna7792]

AYYE Fellow Deadhead here!! shout out Luthuania!

[@TechVikingHunter]

Ngl I thought Mike Cannon was the host of wyldin out lol

[@TechVikingHunter]

Turns out it's NICK Cannon lol

[@TechVikingHunter]

SPESHY WESHY WAS SO GOOD

[@summerbaby21]

Zion Williams is Chrissy , oh ma god

[@timothydentremont1370]

Chris what’s the hoodie brand you’re wearing? #YEEEEAAAASSSSSSS

[@stephanieknight5105]

❤️❤️❤️

[@kwewucamp8363]

VAMPIRE DIARIES! be careful Babe… this show changes people.

[@LocChicago5]

I would love to see Chris have a pod cast with Andrew Santino or Andrew Schultz..... or both LOL 😆

[@janedoughnut852]

Just had pure trash ads pop up before this ep. Bring on the chaos!

[@BaconNMegs]

I wish I could do Patreon but if I did for every podcast I listed to that would be easy $50 a month lol

[@mayh3mmadn3ss79]

Sorry shultzy it's chaos time

[@wolfy7738]

Did Chrissy D really say Brendan Schaub’s special is better than his special?!😂

[@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother]

That’s a way better joke than anything Brenda had in his “special.” Haha loved Speshy Weshy!!

[@bherenow1182]

i forget gas digital guest exist outside of gas lol imagine seeing zac amico on tiger belly lmao

[@matthewdaisley9996]

The FBI said they found no weapon though 🤔

[@kevinalfaro6104]

LOVE the basketball talk fellas lets fuckin gooooo

[@katiericker8072]

My new favorite duo

[@hynesite]

I think Ukraine is kinda doing good right ?!

[@nishantkhatri9984]

They are doing better than before tbh

[@Loboguima]

Don't get your news from Chrissy...He's all over the place and sometimes doesn't know what is he talking...

[@justinallen5215]

Chocolate milk IS insanely good.

[@evanlalka]

Seeing you in Austin May 24th! Can’t wait babe

[@greazyviking9065]

I just might be convinced to become a gay man for Chrissy-Is-He-Really-A-Top.

[@raultirado308]

You should have put it on KZbin.

[@ambercarr861]

Chrissy Tuesday's.

[@Doomsense]

Cannons thin elongated head makes me believe he's a forceps baby but also hilarious