Funniest Texts From Exes You Won't Believe !

[@raynax]

How to be a savage in 3 steps? 1. Read people savage texts. 2. Memorise them. 3. Use them in real life.

[@kawaiishadow9063]

So true 😂

[@peidongchen8895]

Yes lol

[@gabbycovers2159]

thanks

[@ym2ii]

Reina 𝕠𝕙 𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕙𝕙𝕙

[@Rock-kp6dt]

Definitely DO THAT!!!!!

[@justbunsochuhere9300]

Ex:I will beat up your bf! Me: *takes out chips* *Go ahead*

[@kawaiishadow9063]

Lol😂

[@filippahanssonstahl5858]

HAHAHA

[@disha_amazing2466]

😂🤣

[@arrowachlys2926]

Lol

[@fridamartinez6814]

Lol

[@Xxenvy979]

I told my math teacher today that math needs to solve it's own problems... I'm not a therapist

[@lee-cz1hs]

Lol 😂🤣 😂

[@HelloWorld-oh1ow]

That’s amazing 😉

[@veniamatome9644]

Lol I told my math teacher that he loves math because they have slots of problems and he gave me a problem 10000+245608 and I asked him why do we start history he was quiet

[@Kaden43]

IKR like why won’t Matthew leave us alone 😂

[@JC_Fantasy7498]

That amazing 😂 thanks for the idea to say that to my teacher monday morning

[@taraalex8614]

Azzy: if only there was a job where you just fix people’s problems Therapists: am I a joke to you?

[@oink2815]

making people mad day 17 forgot bout this one hehe

[@rissak7916]

Potato BoB ok Karen

[@oink2815]

@@rissak7916 ok boomer

[@v3rrgd888]

Potato BoB no u

[@ocha1632]

These replies... LoL I love watching fights-

[@lendonjast]

Happy AzzyLand day everybody! What day is AzzyLand day? Everyday! I ❤ you Azzy and all of the great members of the community ☺

[@danielnimmo2234]

SuperFlyAaron agreed. She’s literally the best KZbinr in existence ❤️☺️

[@seniactwo395]

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[@Lazy_eye_blobFish]

Hi I'm a new sub, just wanted to say that I hope you are having. Blessed day.

[@lendonjast]

@@danielnimmo2234 100% agree!

[@lendonjast]

@@seniactwo395 I like your punctuation.

[@JT-vw4ne]

Girl: I don’t hate you Ex: really?! Girl: But if you were on fire and I had a bottle of water I would drink the water. Ex: ....

[@bulletproofa.r.m.y2432]

SAVAAAAAGE

[@ishakbedu7846]

Harsh

[@breeczysz2115]

OHHHHHHHHHH SAVAGE!

[@katelynbludson4489]

#savagelife

[@beidou2241]

That's Savage and harsh

[@pusheenlikeshedgehogsilike2224]

Rose are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense I ate ur microwave Omg ty for 150 likes :) Aggghh 230 wth? 400???!!!!!?!!?!!?!!?? WHAT THE HELLLLLLLL

[@emnobowstar]

Xd

[@nidiaadorno2732]

-Bravo- _Bravo_ *Bravo*

[@TeddyBergan]

Nope I still see my Microwave in the Kitchen

[@karenegan5660]

Pusheenlikeshedgehogs I like pusheen and hedgehogs lol XD

[@dkskills123]

Pusheenlikeshedgehogs I like pusheen and hedgehogs #whaaaaaa

[@itsyogirllinzii9717]

72?? My great grandpa is 74 about to be 75 and is still alive and many years to go please!💕😌

[@mackenziebryant1422]

It's actually 79, not 72...

[@alexandrahernandez8185]

Its Yo girl linzii my grandpa is 84!!!

[@ALANAbukara]

Its actually 79 not 72 but my great grandpa is 96

[@iris-ep3qy]

Um guys.... My grandpa is 106

[@grimmestreaper2707]

My grandma is 108

[@jesuschrist8336]

the HIV positive reply was the best counter punch 😂😂

[@lourvecantspell19]

Wait huh

[@takahash12]

One of my ex bfs who ghosted me texted me a year later. First he asked if im single and can talk. I just said sure He spent the next 40 minutes sending me 100+ messages about how he worked on himself and changed. And we are like a burnt candle! With alittle help we can be lit again. Few hours later I just replied Sorry not interested.

[@wenghaorynn2304]

Wow that was lit🌋🔥🔥

[@6543-d6c]

Savage 🔥 good , you deserve a high five

[@jamesmburu1691]

🔥🔥🔥

[@lylainskeep9421]

Oooooohhh nice! 😂 you deserve a fist bump 👊😂...lols

[@izelhannahinja9848]

Azzy: why is fixing people's problems not a proffesion *Dr. Phil has left the chat*

[@carronweston5264]

😂

[@debbiewoods7470]

LOL

[@SR-fq2jz]

XD

[@lifewithkhiana1762]

Dwl😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sophveepokemon379]

And therapists

[@sharkvlogsandgaming4797]

Me:*clicks on this video* *azzyland ad pops up* Me:WHAT ARE THE CHANCES

[@finnley-bw2id]

Shark Vlogs And Gaming same thing happened to me with lily Singh haha

[@Angexla]

Quite a lot actually

[@kincynana5625]

She was in the thumbnail -_-

[@shynetyme0630]

Lol the same thing happened to me with infinite

[@t-hive6795]

Azzy has ads?

[@RK-jv1js]

Yay, I love your videos on texts, especially the exes ones! Thank you for making me laugh

[@lendonjast]

They are my favorites.

[@the_guy_with_a_shitty_mic4175]

@@lendonjast also fuck you

[@lendonjast]

@@the_guy_with_a_shitty_mic4175 Leave your negativity elsewhere.

[@lendonjast]

@@the_guy_with_a_shitty_mic4175 And have a great day!

[@lendonjast]

@@the_guy_with_a_shitty_mic4175 I literally don't know how to respond to this because I have no idea what you said.

[@sunnivaamethystmoon2604]

*"You only know you love her when you let her go~"*

[@noemihcd]

Lol

[@klancy8746]

And you let her go ~

[@yoimoya]

LET HER GO LET HER GO CANT TAKE IT NO MORE!! SHE IS ANNOYING GOODBYE SO I CANT TAKE HER NO MORE AND I LET HER GO

[@breeczysz2115]

True

[@zooeee_6521]

Oh wow that's so true

[@xx_emma_xx4357]

7:16 well.. my Nan is well over the average life expectancy Because she’s 91 years old

[@catherinerobertson9060]

She is an awesome woman then :)

[@hjames1682]

Emma The gamer my friends nanna is 99..... so

[@catherinerobertson9060]

harley Boy so she’s awesome too

[@danisugar2393]

103 is my great aunt

[@preston2827]

94 is my great grandma

[@sebastianvazquez3172]

The intense music when she said "murderer your family never text me again" Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

[@Darkshade_01]

People are now just being savage to their ex boyfriend or girlfriend or at least for some try and roast

[@Darkshade_01]

Miraculous_KittyBug1 exactly cx

[@rikakueroleplay7454]

5:04 if they were a real savage they would have done what i commented instead.bu5 pretty much

[@Darkshade_01]

galaxy otaku neko girl true

[@caitlinj9136]

True dat

[@nadiamenendez8451]

@@caitlinj9136 Love u pic so funny and cute

[@laurabridget3427]

Love you azzy you help em be myself and I really enjoy your videos! Lots of love to azzy and all the azzylanders!

[@irishpuppy3090]

Lol my name is Laura too! I'm using my aunt's account.

[@kasonsudduth3502]

Hi azzy and laura

[@rebeccathe2276]

Omg sssoooo true

[@Zen-ow1pc]

3:30 I would have just told them to wait by the streets and never pick them up

[@standbi4709]

6:10 Azzy: Why isn’t that like a career choice? Just like, fixing people’s problems cause like who would pay you? Me: *Therapist-*

[@moldycheese4940]

😂

[@YennieFer]

I love your shirt! So stylish. :D

[@tirzxh]

Ikr it's so cute

[@kiwwianakaanye869]

@Jayden _parker_2007 boiii

[@elmoezmoussa7958]

Yennie Fer it's not a shirt it's a crop top

[@jesseasher927]

Jayden.. XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@oliwer886]

Yasss stylish

[@yunhin9631]

3:49 me: than stay 149.600.000 km away from me

[@gerardoramirez355]

Like it

[@miko299]

Lol

[@mcat8694]

Did you take the time to look the distance of the sun XD I would’ve don’t the same thing 😅😂😂😂 lol I love this

[@nataleekillian6712]

Azzy: i wish there was a job for fixing other people's problems Me: Psychiatrists, therapists, counselors, etc. Its okay azzy i still love uuuuu

[@sweettooth5766]

I WAS LITERALLY JUST THINKING OF THAT!!!

[@yaimart4268]

They dont help much

[@kelly4309]

@@yaimart4268 I hate all of them always tryin to get up in my business acting like every single problem is gonna end the world

[@aepling617]

*yooooo for Halloween you should do funniest Halloween costumes!* crap! That’s already made XD

[@caitlinj9136]

Do you mean next haleween

[@aepling617]

Caitlin J Halloween XD lol no hate

[@caitlinj9136]

Lol, blame my 8 year old 😑

[@karenegan5660]

Young_boi lol u from 2018 to

[@philliprogers3475]

Yes yes, please.

[@dbltrbl130]

Roses are red This part is true Violets are Violets THERE NOT FRICKEN BLUE

[@oliplaysroblox-mostlyroblo6187]

They are blue when you plant them yourself Natural ones are violet

[@meganjudy47]

Hahahaha

[@WWECHAMPSOFIGURES]

👍

[@enixontejeda6142]

Haha

[@sealdrive9117]

Lol they are called Violet's for a reason

[@emmasmith4039]

My mam has had the same ex twice and is STILL CALLING HIM EVERY NIGHT LIKE WT

[@lols601]

Same apart from make 2 into 7

[@rosap.1378]

When Azzy was like “Ugh!It hurts!” it played Gloom,in a video with Jay and she was like “Oooh,what ya say”

[@expiredmilk7324]

Azzy, your videos always cheer me up when I'm having a bad day. Thank you ❤️

[@confused3125]

Let’s see how many likes a smiley face can get. :)

[@adoomyval3774]

Tyler Collado I guess only 3..

[@confused3125]

Adoomy Val true guess it’s all about emojis now

[@lindamcshane28]

22

[@soupdigiorno4956]

39 Now

[@confused3125]

Wow thanks!

[@HolyZahard]

Roses are red violets are red Grass is red Tree is red MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

[@dualmao6726]

im not real 😂

[@haydennichols3497]

oh no

[@hellenbautista1517]

im not real lmfao

[@berlol8956]

That's hilarious lol,😂🤣

[@tinypotato6795]

lol

[@ilenparz]

Girl: “So, please don’t break my heart... don’t tear me apart” Boy: I won’t, baby. I love you so much! ~2 years later~ *girl catches boy cheating with her MOM* *girls dumps boyfriend & her mom (She Moves Out)* Me: I need to stop talking I’m not funny... 😂 Please Like ❤️😂

[@beastybearr3437]

Yourr right when you said ur not funny

[@johnmitchell4162]

Reese Lemmerhirt I mean you did say you weren’t funny

[@Thedeadingwalk]

No it doesn't work that way

[@lpsdalmatian483]

It always goes like that, not the mom part but the part where they say theyll never hurt you then they do

[@ilianar.9286]

1:01 Azzy, you ALMOST BROKE my eardrums. Almost. I had HEADPHONES on.

[@athenapinefeather9716]

LOL

[@pranati8921]

*Why i watch these* so i can take notes on how to comeback at my exes

[@thrillerstudios2095]

✋🏻👩🏻 🤚🏻❤️👉🏻 👋 Hi azzy I love you Bye

[@ntme-op2jj]

Did you comment this from iPhone?

[@DarknightPaigeVictoria]

6:12 That’s a Therapist Azzy... *A THERAPIST*

[@angelausry6790]

Wow and in Bible times they lived to 950

[@valeriagabriel1742]

Yeah

[@loris-bismar]

Huh? When was bible times? When it was written or when they wrote about?

[@MPFben]

I'm happy with this. i get so fed up with people swearing on-screen, and azzy just blocks the words :DD

[@Linz001]

She does say bad words sometimes tho (no hate towards her)

[@dppro-fortnite706]

shut up

[@Linz001]

DPPro - Fortnite no u

[@karl_is_loading]

Roses are red Violets aren’t blue Yay I got a like Is it supposed to be blue?

[@solarsb8312]

Here I'll fix it

[@t-hive6795]

No; it’s not.

[@jerseyhibbs4118]

Noooooo yes it is

[@xivering]

It’s grey, lol.

[@kirstenbuen7011]

No it's supposed to be green.

[@josephinepritchard1966]

AzzyLand: Dint forget to be nice to eachother Me: Literally all of those texts were people being mean

[@deteteddeleted6937]

Roses are red Her boyfriend is blue Azzy always says... WHO RAISED YOU

[@lorrainechannon]

Who not how sorry for saying

[@saltyspoon8465]

@ItsLuna X they didn't say they was

[@demondog8867]

Her boyfriend is blue?

[@cooldiancie9061]

Her boyfriend is blue?!?!?

[@starcycle4308]

Did you come up with this?

[@ShadedMasters]

Azzy, just wanted to say: you are our favourite KZbinr. We never miss a video. You have such a gentle and wonderful personality that really stands out to us. We LITERALLY have, like, three tabs open for you LOL keep spreading the love and kindness that you exude in every video. We intend to watch each and every one (and it looks like we'll probably achieve that over the next few days!). Love you and Jordi SO MUUUUUUUCH! You are.... deeeeelicious! JJ, Al, Moo, Bix, and fam xxxxx

[@ehhejdjsmsmamwmsmjdcnn4524]

That Spanish song 😂 in the therapist part

[@kitty_petalsme1201]

1:00 R.I.P headphones users *IM NOT ONE OF THEM*

[@dodgy01]

Would you like some gravy for that roast

[@annikawade244]

lol

[@LeilaStirling]

I still don’t get why when people have broken up and then when one of them texts each other something like “I want you back” or “I miss you” but then the other person is like STOP TEXTING ME like then why do you still have them on messenger or why have you not blocked them. I never got that. 😐😬🤔😱🤷🏼‍♀️

[@eviexxo536]

Omg I love u so much u make my days better I love u

[@JungleTurtle47]

4:18 credit card theft of a purchase of 3000$ would equal a fine of 6000$ to Kim and 6 years in jail

[@ashleyandmarie5581]

It’s a joke-

[@LordBarros]

@@ashleyandmarie5581 No, it's a crime.

[@calencodes9902]

I've seen 26 videos today..... This one was the best

[@antichu7236]

oh

[@swfllpeyton]

Only 26? I've seen about 200. Don't worry , I'm a shorts watcher lol

[@dianclemmings4954]

YESSSS THAT CUMBIA AT 6:13 OMG

[@isaacbernardez6193]

wats the song name plzz

[@lanasstrandofhair3648]

Como te voy Olvidar

[@lanasstrandofhair3648]

Isaac Bernardez that's the song

[@isaacbernardez6193]

@@lanasstrandofhair3648 thank youuu

[@brendakarina4986]

OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THS ONLY OND WHO KNEW THATS WHY I SCROLLING THROUGH THE COMMENTS

[@yurisalias]

0:28 I immediately thought of the vine THANKS FOR CHECKING IN BUT IM STILL A PIECE OF GARBAGE

[@triskrystal2491]

pokecat 101 vine is dead sadly

[@SarahGirlKitty]

pokecat 101 LMFAO ME TO

[@sophiaburmeister4051]

pokecat 101 VINE IS NO MORE!!!!! btw that isn’t a vine it’s part of a KZbin video

[@anggivolschenk6393]

If we were 200 how would we walk😂😂😂😂😂 Love you💖💖💖💙💙💙💜💜💜💛💛💛❤❤❤💚💚💚

[@ambergrace_]

Me dream holiday would be to visit AZZYLAND! The best place on the planet 💖💖💖

[@anna-st2wq]

The World of Jamber I think you mean vacation..not holiday lol u mean dream VACATION😂😂

[@ambergrace_]

In England we say holiday

[@ThomasReaper1]

I love this video!❤❤

[@joenesvick7043]

72 lifespan? My dad’s mum lived to be 74. My mum’s dad made it to 84 (he would’ve been 100 today). My mum’s mum passed away earlier this year at age 90. My dad’s dad is 90 and still alive

[@sockduchess5828]

Its average out of all the humans. Child. Chill

[@chronoguy3199]

Akary_is_dead_inside_ HELP he just lost his grandmother, be nice

[@aquajasper]

My dad's mum's mum is 95 years old :b

[@tahremahussain]

It was 79

[@xxxxxxxxxxxxx3985]

Chronoguy why though? He shouldn’t share it on KZbin of all places. Facebook I can understand but KZbin? Attention seeker spotted

[@ElveaTheAnimator]

Azzy: why isn't that like a career choice? just like, fixing people's problems. Therapists: *am I a joke to you?*

[@yep8003]

The edits are goals

[@wedontrelate9332]

LMAOOOOOO you put cumbia at 6:16 😂😂😂😂😂 love you

[@048harshav4]

I was badly waiting for your video ... Azzy.... I really love you so much and your videos 😘

[@calistaholden7568]

Gloom is the pen Azzy is the highlighter Gloom draws the world Azzy makes it brighter

[@n1kko956]

Where do you get those messages from

[@lmaosprinkles2816]

Reddit

[@klouevans]

The internet

[@julianaedwards71]

Message

[@petrasedmak1325]

You just write it on google

[@jodiluketic2737]

?

[@aleena1496]

God has a pencil Azzy has a highlighter God drew the world Azzy made it brighter Love you Azzy !

[@jasontries9468]

_sorry he's busy XD_

[@meganstory6225]

5:53 “Why isn’t that a career choice?” Therapists: 👁👄👁

[@bunny_mochilovesss5750]

"I saw you get hit by a car today! Are you okay??" Me : Atleast I didn't get hit by you

[@rachealwhite3249]

You know what....you have a "TRASH" Insonlt I don't meen it as it's trash I said it because in that text it ran over trash (sorry Bunny_Mochi) :(

[@jasontries9468]

*1:40** hilarious*

[@madisonxd6657]

she took he's coffee machine XD

[@shadowandfrostjungle5343]

His*

[@evanescent_dreams4241]

Lol you were incorrect

[@spoiled_jackfruit]

His*

[@kaelinlamberson8685]

Caffeine is the next best thing after love...no wait its better lol

[@dottyspot]

2:52 When it cuts to the close up of her face, I lost it XD

[@laprinceproteiforme]

Happ _Mean Girls_ day, everyone! Did y’all remember to wear pink?

[@rwinnierain6921]

I remember 😢

[@get_lost6227]

Um....... 😂😂

[@nidiaadorno2732]

I did

[@deniselowe5504]

PrincessGlittaFire yeah,.........DUH

[@yallgoingtojailperiodt32]

F E T C H

[@starstruckproductions5653]

HEY AZZY I LOVE YOU SOO MUCH(NICE OUTFIT BTW)

[@topatthedisco2162]

Brendon Urie: got any chips Ryan Ross: no but i got cheese wiz

[@morningrosie3684]

Azzy: WHy are we not living to 200 years yet? Me: We used to be able to live 600 years around 4000 years ago. So I do not think science is the answer. Click read more for a poem Roses are not always red, Violets are not really blue, But Azzy is light in the world, And that is definitely true!

[@lexaaeyy]

The trash can was actually me- -Cause I'm such trash for kpop-

[@niaaa8839]

ARMY and

[@nikadan.3892]

AND BLINKKKK

[@nikadan.3892]

AH

[@supermouse73]

Honestly mood

[@danisugar2393]

Lol

[@048harshav4]

Roses are red Violets are Blue I like my comments Because none of you do... 😂

[@grey330]

TRUEEEEE......

[@uhhhk357]

Lol

[@Return0fPluto]

You're right!

[@karenegan5660]

Harsha V it is is OK I liked your comment and it is nothing to be ashamed of no one likes my comments :(

[@courtney1979]

Hey I liked tour comment😂

[@greybeltwarrior2639]

Watching this reminds me of my ex lol. She was bad I was going through job training for the marines and she was starting arguments to try and get me to break up with her. I’m trying to make things work but we eventually broke up anyways cause I just didn’t need the stress. I gave her a savage and destructive speech cause she wouldn’t leave me alone to calm down one night but that’s not the good part. So two years later she starts texting me out of nowhere and I’m just blunt and closed off. She picks up on this and started trying to get me to let her back in. The last four lines of conversation went like this. Her: I don’t see why we can’t be friends like we used to be. Me: because the idea of talking to you is as appealing as getting shot in the face. Her: then I don’t see why you still have me on social media. Me: I don’t.

[@allisonpaige5811]

I wish Azzyland was a real land I could visit everyday!

[@tipp8152]

Roses are red Violet are Blue I’m a Azzylander And that are you too #AzzylandForever

[@karenegan5660]

Tipp # AZZYLANDER FOREVER

[@eluna69]

7:56 thats actually my name ;-;/❤ ILYSM youre my idol youtuber!!

[@aalawson8346]

My great grandma lived till she was 94 yrs old.....

[@jaseab79]

Love you azzy...just went through a tough break up and this lightened my day ! X

[@clarapasseri5189]

I love ur vidssss thank you so muchhhh!!!!!!

[@bangumi6672]

i don’t see a single negative comment. absolutely amazing

[@carolopez7323]

my phone is on 9% and this was on nine likes what a coincidence

[@sabenerizvi7840]

Welcome to Azzyland

[@mynameishello258]

Am I the only person that loves the way Azzy says sorry?😅 Am I wierd?

[@rachealwhite3249]

Your not weird,I'm a girl who thinks her sorry is cute so be yourself!!😄😄

[@Uk7770l]

I was soo close to breaking my phone but then I remembered I have a wall to punch

[@mrnickbig1]

Um, the $3000 Gucci charge constitutes at least two felonies!

[@brittanyrivera3627]

The average life expectancy for Female are 83 years and for males about 78

[@dexter6916]

Lol u thought

[@hanchiesoganub49]

HA MY GRAMPA IS 97 AND MY GRAM GRAM DED AT 76

[@oceanic0809]

Love the narrations with these texts! This is awesome!

[@camden2005]

Is nobody going to talk about how sweet azzy is ?

[@InvestingHustler]

I’m friends with all my exes ☺️👌

[@tirzxh]

You're not to comment 😮

[@unwantedhuman3659]

You should prank Jordi and say I'm breaking up with you

[@mags8929]

boogie young drop with what!? i need to knowwwww

[@unwantedhuman3659]

@@mags8929 she needs to say I'm breaking up with Nordic to gim

[@beese2019]

NOOOO if she did that they might actually break up! Edit: who is nortic to gim?

[@EricaWeil-i8i]

Azzy: I wish fixing people's problems was a career. Me: What about therapist?

[@vvsleepybri]

6:12 It's called being a lawyer, you get some pretty good money off it too. I'm thinking of being one myself once i get into college

[@asteroidlily7797]

Ayy same

[@rebeccaleadbeater8210]

Therparsit

[@deadestdadofyours324]

The biggest burns in 2018

[@jazzywolfgirlawesomejazzy1720]

More like none because if it's on a scale of 1-10 there is no precent lol.

[@Itz_bridgettb]

I love these kind of videos. And who is here for 2020

[@suhyeswife]

EXES TEXTS....,....AZZY LAND R they or can they be your texts from your exes or your texts to your exes Added:hmmmmmmmmmm Lol jk but that would be awesome oh yea and I added the thing cause I forgot lol jk not idrk mkay mkay

[@lefix9176]

You are first

[@janicehuangg]

Your first!

[@AunicaAnimations]

I'm at school watching this 😂😂😂

[@anonymouskitten7971]

I got really weirded out when i read this because the entire school here got out early for a funeral...

[@kristinanikolova3754]

0:01 After seeing this, I texted the same photo and message to my sister. She was ANNOYED

[@avery6029]

3:36 Azzy what do you have on your nails LOL😂😂😂

[@gnof651]

Azzy there is a job to fix problems “couples therapy”

[@gagemorris626]

omg first PLZ notice me i love uuu!!!