For a non-native to speak Shanghainese without an accent? Mission impossible. So I thought. I zoned in on No. 3 and No. 5 as soon as I heard them speak in the first round. In later rounds, however, No. 5 displayed such a deep knowledge about Shanghai trivia that I started to waver and grew suspicious of No. 6. In the end I was more outraged by No. 3 than awed by No. 5. 不是共军太狡猾, 而是友军太搭浆.