Cory can remember all these details about the Mario game he played when he was a teenager and the system it was on, but he can't remember his half-brother's name
@MykiiMescal5 жыл бұрын
AnuxeL same
@islandboy93815 жыл бұрын
same
@AlpacaButts5 жыл бұрын
Yikes, you people have loser degenerate pieces of shit for parents.
@whatsittoya275 жыл бұрын
@@AlpacaButts lol theyre not calling people loser degenerate pieces of shit so maybe u need to re evaluate yourself and your parents
@ztcki5 жыл бұрын
@@AlpacaButts what was this even in response to
@stevebutters3062 жыл бұрын
"You think I'm an alcoholic, Niall?" Bad choice there Stamper.
@nowhereman60193 жыл бұрын
In Cory's go-kart story every time you think he's going to do something heroic he says the exact opposite thing and it's hilarious.
@chase_h.014 жыл бұрын
As the older brother, my personal favorite thing I would do to my brother is I would make up random words and interrogate where my brother hid "random nonsense word" for months at random.
@antpaste4 жыл бұрын
Pure evil
@D3w10n6 жыл бұрын
Jeff, your mother made you wear orange vest for a different spectrum of reasons...
@dekudude88885 жыл бұрын
I love the way he just goes "HE WAS BOILING LIKE A HAM!"
@thebarbariansasquatch81084 жыл бұрын
Cory couldn't grasp that his babysitter was trying to groom him and his sister.
@commonwriternext3 жыл бұрын
That’s Cory for ya
@ravenID4293 ай бұрын
…did he not say he and the babysitter were like 2-3 years apart
@TheCaptain0087 жыл бұрын
I love that ending with Nile and Stamper. It's so sweet! "I think about you a lot Stampeh."
@flmalegre5 жыл бұрын
"I love you Stamper!" "mmokay"
@Bessux2 жыл бұрын
Probably not anymore.
@RoachCatJrАй бұрын
Niall river
@ggggg772732 жыл бұрын
The whole interaction between Niallie and stamper is kinda funny in a dark way, in retrospect. Although he was definitely being a hypocrite. He called Niall an alcoholic and then was somewhat incredulous when he had the finger pointed back at him. Especially lame of stamper considering where he ended up.
@maylabrown4584 Жыл бұрын
I mean at this time he likely was less of an alcoholic than Niall, if anything this is just ironic. Also, that dark period of his didn't even last long, he's been fine for over a month now.
@makeitthrough_ Жыл бұрын
@@maylabrown4584_Less_ of an alcoholic? Dude drank his own piss on accident. I mean, we all have those college age drinking years but most of us don't get judgmental about it during them or graduate to meth afterwards
@zPandro19 ай бұрын
what happened to stamper?
@samquik3 ай бұрын
@@zPandro1 you've probably looked it up by now, but Stamper had a bad patch where he got into meth, got a DUI, and started publicly arguing with Chris and some other ex-Sleepycast guys. allegedly he's doing a lot better now though
@demonicdude13286 жыл бұрын
I still remember the way he was screaming
@crisptomato94955 жыл бұрын
I’m an only child but my friend used to hunt me down and whip me with a skipping rope every recess in first grade.
@exio30994 жыл бұрын
That's kinda hot tho
@zachanikwano4 жыл бұрын
"Friend"?
@voidvenus994 жыл бұрын
That's what sucks about being an only child. If you don't have siblings to bully you then everyone will bully you.
@porbus25324 жыл бұрын
@@exio3099 ?????
@crisptomato94953 жыл бұрын
@@zachanikwano A toxic one, yes.
@scrithen28365 жыл бұрын
I hid in the washing machine (front facing) when I was a kid and my brother locked me in it, he didnt turn it on because he wasnt a dumbass but I remember thinking that snakes could come through the little holes in the side of the spinning part and I started freaking the fuck out
@xxxpockyparadoxxx32846 жыл бұрын
Once i was catatonic and having mild seizures due to my undiagnosed (at the time) MS and i was late for work, and my dad came to wake me up and he thought i was on drugs and he beat the shit out of me.
@hidenseek145 жыл бұрын
xXxpockyParadoxXx yikes, what did he say after it was diagnosed?
@bymjek93225 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but this is the funniest shit I've ever read I hope you're okay
@gummigamer46145 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ, your dad sounds awful. I'm so sorry
@capitancoolo15 жыл бұрын
Sweet
@crisptomato94955 жыл бұрын
Fawthur Multiple Sclerosis.
@TheDudeManBro5 жыл бұрын
My older brother held me down and poured pepper into my eye, slammed my fingers in doors, beat the shit out of me and shot me with bb's. It's okay though he can't wake up anymore without drinking vodka all day long these days
@ethanmiller18084 жыл бұрын
😳
@gambolshrouds94002 жыл бұрын
Fuck dude, that last part was real as fuck HAHA
@Zlarel2 ай бұрын
Hey lil bro, hope your fingeys are okay now
@bimss79696 жыл бұрын
I STILL HEAR HIS SCREAMS
@DakotaSshow6 жыл бұрын
One of my earliest memories is when I pissed in a cup and told my sister it was apple juice.
@madnessbound6 жыл бұрын
HeyitsDakta you're a hero
@mikeymod36656 жыл бұрын
HeyitsDakta Did she drink it?
@DakotaSshow6 жыл бұрын
Mikey Mod you know it.
@SlowtownSloth6 жыл бұрын
Nigga
@TazmilyGum5 жыл бұрын
OK GAMERS THATS EPIC
@isaac13d5 жыл бұрын
Alrighty, worst thing I've done to a sibling... I'll go with the one that took them most work, I trained my sister's dog to poo on her pillow. The little bastard kept coming into my room to crap and she wouldn't clean up after it, so over the course of a few weeks (or months) I trained that little guy to give hotel level service and put his little chocolates on her pillow
@eagle01143 жыл бұрын
Revenge is a dish best served as warm as dogshit
@michaelpalacio57 жыл бұрын
Real quick, I had a bicycle accident a while back and if I hadn't been wearing my helmet, I'd've cracked my head open on the sidewalk
@summertimeclothes84127 жыл бұрын
michaelpalacio5 you should have you fucking nerd
@michaelpalacio57 жыл бұрын
Jeff Mangum You got me
@Garf2O4 жыл бұрын
Yeah if you dont know how to bail off a bike in a crash you can get pretty fucked up so not surprised
@michaelpalacio54 жыл бұрын
Garf2O I know how to bail but I was clipped in and it was sudden
@Thiollier_17 жыл бұрын
I think the most fucked up thing I ever did to my sister was tell her that everybody's gonna die. And I got specific; mom, dad, the dog, even you. She was sobbing but I just kept talking because I guess I thought it was important that she knew. I was probably 8, which means she was 5 or 6.
@therealpotsmoan5936 жыл бұрын
your sis a bitch
@andymoore88356 жыл бұрын
Can’t even face our mortality with some dignity? Pathetic
@kekula693 жыл бұрын
That's fucked up
@Trynt332 жыл бұрын
@@kekula69 It's funny when you think of two kids doing it. Less funny if it's an older drunk relative telling you it
@Thiollier_19 ай бұрын
i forgot i left this comment AND that i even did this.
@kakashiroks6 жыл бұрын
My brother pushed me down the basement stairs on the first day when we moved into our new house when I was like 5 and he was 8. My dad asked for help buying dinner so I offered so he bought me icecream on the way and my bro was envious so he nudged me to scare me and he nocked me down a full flight of stairs ending with me landing on my head on the cement floor.
@lil_yugi6 жыл бұрын
lucky
@harrisonfrogshire51815 жыл бұрын
Omg did u die
@ccda33245 жыл бұрын
@@harrisonfrogshire5181 yes
@zachanikwano4 жыл бұрын
Y'all tell stories like this but then never mention if you had life-crippling health issues as a result ._. I mean not our business but it'd be nice to know if you're ok and stuff
@antpaste4 жыл бұрын
Knocked*
@skofiix72996 жыл бұрын
Lakitu dropped the go kart on her head
@St0neyWanKenobi3 жыл бұрын
So stamper is willing to talk about almost broiling his brother in a dryer, but NOT what they did to him? This concerns me
@TheSutanian2 жыл бұрын
"I still remember the way he was screaming." 15:25 Stamper
@xplatypus5162 жыл бұрын
I’m sure it was sexual and it’s borderline illegal to talk about
@cinnamonboy458411 ай бұрын
@@davidruiz1426What
@RoachCatJrАй бұрын
def molestation
@lusteraliaszero6 жыл бұрын
once because my mother was sick and hospitalized I had to stay at an "orphanage" where one of the other kids molested me and I ran away from it and made it back home and my sister called them and send me back. probably the worst thing my sibling has ever done to me. also to be clear it was actually up to her whether I stayed.
@FelipeJaquez6 жыл бұрын
Oh.......
@Corkoth555 жыл бұрын
Jesus
@aron10895 жыл бұрын
lusteraliaszero did you ever tell her why you ran away?
@antpaste4 жыл бұрын
Kill her
@corpsemachine69494 жыл бұрын
@@antpaste no joke, actually kill her
@Fitzy_Fitz6 жыл бұрын
All my babysitter did was smoke weed, listen to rave and let me play video games
@nowhereman60194 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a cool babysitter.
@ethanmiller18084 жыл бұрын
did she share?
@randomguyontheinternet79403 жыл бұрын
I never had any baby sitters, while I miss out on having funny stories atleast I didn't have any annoying experiences. Alot of these stories just come from having crappy experiences in childhood.
@matthewosborne22135 жыл бұрын
I have 8 confirmed kills
@thatfunkyduck3 жыл бұрын
Are you a veteran?
@frankfurhter7 жыл бұрын
To answer the question about the worst sibling, my sister tried to suffocate me with a pillow. I was five. *F I V E*
@donutmaster07 жыл бұрын
TheTrojanToaster my sister used to sit on my head when I was little and I've stopped breathing several times. She used to do it to me and call me short. This is when I was like 4 and she was like 6. So I told her that Id be taller than her and she laughed at me. Guess who's a short piece of shit Not me
@frankfurhter7 жыл бұрын
Eric Benning She's 16, now. I'm taller than her. Not only that, but I'm younger than her.
@donutmaster07 жыл бұрын
Maybe there's some weird thing where if your older sister tries to suffocate you, you get taller
@stumpy54676 жыл бұрын
My younger brother locked me in a plastic box when we were babs
@Zcumgod6 жыл бұрын
@@donutmaster0 That's kinda hot tbh
@kabalan205 жыл бұрын
I remember when my sister was a toddler on her walker and I was 8 years old. She waddled over to me so I stuck out my feet and she started gnawing at my big toe with her gums.
@giagia77347 жыл бұрын
stamper is a fake bald bro
@Angle.MP36 жыл бұрын
My whole life has been a lie
@ettashouse5 жыл бұрын
@@Angle.MP3 my lie is my whole life
@no_misaki5 жыл бұрын
He look good though
@grapedrink56414 жыл бұрын
I love your profile pic because it implies the idea of Uraraka listening to Sleepycast and hating fake bald people. lmao
@SpaceBakerys5 жыл бұрын
my aunt was like 10 when i was my born and she used to cover me in blankets and pillows. she just wanted me to be more comfortable she had no idea that could have suffocated! best aunt 10/10 would recommend
@ravenID4293 ай бұрын
Awwwww
@shanecobain52413 жыл бұрын
my mom worked at a daycare when i was a baby, and i was in a different room when she came to get me i had a bloody nose and the girl said “this fucking shit wont stop crying” so my mom said “that fucking shit is my son” whooped her ass and i never went to daycare after that. we love momma
@barrelwimp26985 жыл бұрын
When I was really young my cousins and I happened upon a fence in the woods with horses on the other side. So we decided to climb it, I was first naturally. It was electrified I shot back in pain and I don’t know what else. All I do know is that my vision was blurry and my rubber boot was off my foot stuck in the mud. I started crying trying to pull my boot out and my cousins ran away screaming and didn’t help me. The mental recollection is pretty funny to me but at the time I was in a world of pain I’d never felt before and panicking because my family was abandoning me in the woods
@cederelhall6 жыл бұрын
that was the unmistakable sound of a bong being boiled
@aaronjl77196 жыл бұрын
josh flem all I heard was a vape lmfao
@sadboixx420xx96 жыл бұрын
My sister threw a snowball that directly hit my left eye. It was accidental, but that shit was karma, because on two separate occasions I threw a flip phone and one of those old beyblade tops at her, the top *also* hit her eye, but the phone hit (and cut) her bottom lip. I was a piece of shit.
@2HandHangerDunksOnly5 жыл бұрын
why would you throw something hard you dick
@sinsoftheswamp83464 жыл бұрын
My brother hit me with 2 snowglobes and a metal pipe and never did shit to him I was a very calm child. Only now I'm an adult am I a violent shit bag
@soupu7 жыл бұрын
my brother tried to strangle me when i was like 1
@benrobutka71407 жыл бұрын
Epicpixxa Lucky
@thelankgod80736 жыл бұрын
Nick Nonya same
@thehammurabichode79946 жыл бұрын
HAHA WHAT THE FUCK
@bracktoelama56196 жыл бұрын
gamer
@ishmellu74385 жыл бұрын
Epicpixxa I got choked over a trashcan at school by one of my friends
@WendigoSings4 жыл бұрын
I think Stanford has PTSD from putting his brother in the dryer
@antpaste4 жыл бұрын
Stamper *
@prohikikomo3 жыл бұрын
@@antpaste no, Stanford.
@Traeger914 жыл бұрын
I was only Babysat once, and I don't remember it. Apparently as my mom tells it I screamed and cried the entire time the people were watching me. When my parents came to pick me up the people told them they never wanted to babysit me again.
@Titantitan0014 жыл бұрын
I love Niall. “Niall shut up”
@dr.aisaitl74395 жыл бұрын
Niall's Jeff impression at 5:10 was disturbingly accurate
@randomguyontheinternet79403 жыл бұрын
I actually thought it was Jeff untill reading this comment
@ripcactusify6 жыл бұрын
my sister threatened me with a box cutter cause I wanted to play on the computer
@PunishedMushu6 жыл бұрын
My sister did the same but with a knife
@drumblecumble5 жыл бұрын
Mom said it's my turn to play Minecraft!
@isaac13d5 жыл бұрын
My sister came at me with knife once, it wasn't over the computer or anything she just hated me.
@A_Black_Sheep945 жыл бұрын
Hope you set that bitch straight.
@XxNekoMoonxX2 жыл бұрын
i babysat this little boy for a while, and holy shit he said the funniest things out of nowhere. i was making him food and unprompted he says “my grandpa. he’s so old, he farts dust.” another time he was showing me his jumps off his toy chest and farted on the way down and claimed it made him jump higher hahaha. and when someone died during emperors new groove he turned to me and was deadpan “someday im gonna die.” i was like holy shit kid (i admit the last is less funny but still).
@XxNekoMoonxX2 жыл бұрын
he was four btw lol
@Trynt332 жыл бұрын
I hope that kid grows up to be a comedian or a big influencer, it's like the video of Chris speaking gibberish when trying to explain the Easter Bunny
@NaehiroEnjoyer2 ай бұрын
I think "he's so old, he farts dust" is a Doctor Who reference.
@justinignatowski73344 жыл бұрын
13:44 Stamper's hide and seek story
@tonyawwwno33646 жыл бұрын
"Ever think of that, Niall!?" "I think about you a lot stamper. c:" "God you still missed the point, Jesus." "I love you stamper." Fucking kyoot.
@nicholasberggren46355 жыл бұрын
My brother was running around with a sleeping bag over his head and I stepped on the tail end of it and sent him face first into a stool and he broke his 2 front teeth. My parents spent thousands of dollars on my brothers replacement teeth
@heartbust46245 жыл бұрын
Bone Zone well next time he won’t run around with a sleeping bag over his head like a spastic
@yourehereforthatarentyou4 жыл бұрын
@@heartbust4624 a spastic what
@prohikikomo3 жыл бұрын
@@yourehereforthatarentyou you can just call someone a spastic. It's like idiot. You can call someone an idiotic (insert insult here) or just an idiot. It ain't rocket science bud.
@spartanforce74 жыл бұрын
Once a baby sitter brought her little brother with her and he tried to kiss me. I spent that night locked in my room.
@jobdylan57824 жыл бұрын
Nice
@isaac13d5 жыл бұрын
I remember when I was a kid and my mom got an mini pig. One day after I took a bath I didn't have any clothes set out, so I just walked out of the bath to go to my room to get some and the pig bit me on the ass and started chasing me through the house trying to bite me on the ass. Ma thought it was hilarious Thus, she suddenly started forgetting to set out anything but underwear, and every time the pig saw me in tighty whiteys it would chase me around the house to bite me on the ass.
@grundletaint21615 жыл бұрын
I would have fucking killed that pig
@tardwrangler4 жыл бұрын
jesus you must've been a pygmy
@isaac13d4 жыл бұрын
@@tardwrangler I might have been in the second grade at this point. I was a bit of a runt though
@Kaboomboo5 жыл бұрын
My brother tackled me on the ground in full football gear when we were kids. He had to be like almost 100 pounds and I was at most, at the time, 50 pounds. I couldn't move for a few minutes.
@mischiefcal2 жыл бұрын
niall had a good point near the start about over-safe parents, but his blue dragon hair was too intense for everyone else to remember the topic
@makeitthrough_ Жыл бұрын
I used to hate when my The Bouncer hair would get in the way of a good convo, then a lot of it up and left and now I'm sad
@GamerScottYT Жыл бұрын
12:46 I love how hes yelling at cory for having a big mouth for cory to say "no i dont!" After a couple seconds ago cory said "was it the one time..." not even thinking about if it was wrong what he was gonna say😭😭😭
@leocarioshiny6 жыл бұрын
Good Lord, glad I'm an only child
@navivaldez62403 жыл бұрын
Damn. You should be
@NaehiroEnjoyer2 ай бұрын
So Cory's sister has been attacked by a dog, was almost forced to kiss him, was chased around by him with a butter knife, had a go-kart fall on her and had battery acid poured into her wound, was pushed down the stairs by him...
@kerarri1583 жыл бұрын
my cousin steps on my head when i was like 1 year old. explains my tardation
@dogwithabeard26123 жыл бұрын
*tardashun
@Fillardmillmore Жыл бұрын
13:28 oh damn. From anyone but stamper that wouldn't mean shit but something about him makes you wanna stay on his good side
@javis88h4 жыл бұрын
I love Stamper
@kernel90666 жыл бұрын
I once hit my brother in the foot with one of those poles from a trampoline, I was slightly homicidal back then.
@LSDOvideos4 жыл бұрын
When my brother was five, I told him a story about zombies scraping our door and slowly walking up the stairs to eat him, and he straight up couldn't sleep for about 3 years.
@adamsandler79805 жыл бұрын
My brother threw a Wii at me once. It's fine because I was being a little shit though
@voiceofgrima11796 жыл бұрын
I learned about the dryer thing from Happy Tree Friends
@yosh91922 жыл бұрын
Not really sibling related, but me and my cousins would interrogate their little cousin’s friend’s barbies like we were in Guantanamo bay and convinced her Slenderman was real and in the backyard at night
@hugmuun6 жыл бұрын
I remember as a kid I lived in a ghetto area close to Detroit called auburn hills it was a trailer park but all the kids in the neighborhood were all friends and people would steal my toys and I would steal them back I was a lockmaster I would steal spare house keys and get them copied and retun the originals so I could brake into my friends houses to steal my stuff back and kids parents started complain to my parents and my mom didn't care and my dad was proud of the fact I was probably smarter than some of the parents complaining then again I'm a big pale Irish kid like 5ft 6 at 12 in a black community so they accuse me of being a racist bully to the other kids and they made us move out of the trailer park
@siIverburst5 жыл бұрын
crumb use fucking periods
@richardlionerheart19452 жыл бұрын
@@siIverburst he can't he's from a trailer park
@airl109 ай бұрын
You definitely type like you're from a trailer park.
@msthecommentator28635 жыл бұрын
Once my brother was trying everything to get on my nerves, and I told him to stop or I'd beat the shit outta him. He started taunting me and was like, "You won't. You don't have the guts." And so I stood up and punched him square in the back of the head, and he cried super loud and I thought I'd be in so much trouble for hitting him. My parents rushed in, and I told them what happened, and they actually yelled at my brother for annoying me and taunting me, while he was still crying and nursing the spot I'd wailed on him.
@heartbust46245 жыл бұрын
MsTheCommentator lol
@tardwrangler4 жыл бұрын
society
@antpaste4 жыл бұрын
Damn
@Trynt332 жыл бұрын
@@tardwrangler "How many fucking times do we have to tell you, Billy? TALK SHIT, GET HIT!"
@hugmuun4 жыл бұрын
I remember my mom tried to make me wear a helmet and I tossed it over a bridge into a river
@DiranJiru4 жыл бұрын
I think the worst thing I’ve ever done to my brother was push him off our dad’s moving truck off the trunk.
@hippaman24354 жыл бұрын
I remeber when i was 6 I got pushed out of the family van one time because im not shitting you, my sister was fat enough to take up two seats and plus my cousin on the other side, i remember just rolling down the road seeing the van with the door swinging open.
@tdata5453 жыл бұрын
I'm a tiny man, and as such a tiny child. We were playing hide and seek as a kid and while I didn't hide in the dryer, i hid in the built in laundry hamper in the first floor bathroom and got stuck. As a sibling, and the youngest of three, I was also the most vicious of the three of us. Never physical, but my tongue was sharp. My brother and I would gang up and bully the shit out of my sister, the middle child. My parents were assholes, they pitted us against each other and rewarded that predatory behavior. SO... my mom told us who was the smartest, and her favorite child, both were me. And her least favorite and dumbest child was my sister, so I would come up with some crazy and creative insults that were just made to completely destroy a person's psyche. I knew what she was self-conscious of and use that against her. She was always kind of a chubby kid. I remember one time my mother, who can be an antagonistic pos, was trying to bait me by asking me why I wasn't invited to go to springbreak with my father, his new family and my sister, to FL; and I quickly responded with; "Don't know, just hope she stays away from the boat propellers this time." Implying she was a manatee. LOL, sadly that gem was lost on my mother, had to explain it to her, and she laughed. Our family are psychological warfare masters.
@liamfritz82902 жыл бұрын
You aren't psychological warfare masters, you're just assholes lol
@Clone-up2ge Жыл бұрын
wait, so your whole family basically bullied your sister all the time for no reason? thats some daddyofive type of abuse wtf
@tdata545 Жыл бұрын
@@Clone-up2ge Yeah, welcome to the Beyer clan. Parental approved. They though it would be motivation for her to do well, just turned her into an alcoholic. I mean she's better now with three kids and married to an Army Major. But it was fun. They were terrible parents. I mean we all got abused, except for my brother, he got abused through neglect and being ignored. I got most of the physical and mental from my parents and us two boys had fun torturing my sister.
@sammyjc6 ай бұрын
Stamper Niall and Mick is a bad combo lmao
@dustyfella6 жыл бұрын
This one time when I was 6 my big brother sat on my chest and I probably almost got squished.
@Incrediblefatslug5 жыл бұрын
I think about you a lot, Stamper.
@kellyshea926 жыл бұрын
When i would babysit i would watch about 7 kids (family friend ans thier firends). Super easy and i always got $170 for the night
@aron10895 жыл бұрын
kelly shea every day? You must’ve been fucking ecstatic whenever they brought the kids.
@Big_Bonfire5 жыл бұрын
I’m the youngest child by years so I was never really in the position to do shitty things to my siblings
@fukmeitswednesday54467 жыл бұрын
i want to know what corey looks like, i can't find any pictures of him
@TheVOODOO2717 жыл бұрын
fukme itswednesday are you fucking serious? Google Cory Spazkid and go to images, easy peasy
@MetaWulfTV7 жыл бұрын
fukme itswednesday He looks like a skinny fat guy.
@giddytv6117 жыл бұрын
MetaWulfTV basically
@Guerrilla-Green7 жыл бұрын
fukme itswednesday he looks almost exactly like John Oliver.
@stiza13127 жыл бұрын
The video Best Pals on Chris' channel
@slavicsnek72494 жыл бұрын
My sister pinched my eyeball
@zaccwiggins2 жыл бұрын
I used to resent my older brother for chasing me with knives and shit, but if I had a little brother I’d probably do worse.
@kevinfiander36164 жыл бұрын
My 2 older brothers would lock me in a toy box and push it down the stairs
@bryceisbatman4 жыл бұрын
Once my brother cracked open my skull with a crock pot
@ChipIzumi Жыл бұрын
All the signs were there
@zPandro19 ай бұрын
??
@yukaii05 жыл бұрын
My brother used to strangle me with pillows alot. When i was like 6.. and he was 19. But im still a somewhat functioning member of society so ig it wasnt that bad.
@ccda33245 жыл бұрын
based on your profile, I'd give that a "functioning member of society" thing a hard no.
@ccda33245 жыл бұрын
@LilithDidNothingWrong Her brother should've finished the job.
@thefool31305 жыл бұрын
Emulator Jesus to be fair she said ‘somewhat functioning’, not functioning
@corpsemachine69495 жыл бұрын
@@thefool3130 somewhat functioning as in it can talk to other people and make an attempt to not shit itself in public.Still doesn't mean it should be allowed outside
@pirate__crewman5 жыл бұрын
He had the chance to murder a furry,
@deathhzrd5 жыл бұрын
When my sister was probably 6 and I was 12 I would try to subliminally give my sister nightmares by whispering words like monster and death into her ear
@heiiohowareyoutoday51623 жыл бұрын
Sameee
@dr.aisaitl74393 жыл бұрын
Nightmare nightmare nightmare
@Zlarel29 күн бұрын
11:55 That "WAT???" kills me
@JRSanchez936 жыл бұрын
And on this day, Niall decided he would forever dress like homeless man.
@vaepuer22904 жыл бұрын
"I call my brother my brother, and my brother my brother" Right ok sure sure sure uhuhuhuh
@FumblsTheSniper6 жыл бұрын
My sister whipped a brick at me when i was seven. It went like three inches from my temple. Also my cousin almost hit me with a ricochete because he was drunk.
@gromblereal7 ай бұрын
I’m an only child but I remember I got a good chunk of my pinkie cut off as a kid because it got slammed between a metal gate and its fence I don’t remember what happened to the kid who slammed the gate but it was absolutely an accident so I forgive him
@chompers84714 жыл бұрын
i hit my brother on the head with a broomstick and cracked his skull because we got in a fight over a skateboard
@kipper13464 жыл бұрын
I’m super dyslexic and I could not read when I was a kid. My babysitter would force me to read until cried. My parents wanted me to get better at reading so they were like “just help her out with some really easy books” but she would get mad at me if I didn’t know certain words. I told my parents and she I never saw her again.
@ahhhhhhhh82285 жыл бұрын
My brother and sister pushed me down the stairs while my dad was watching Shaun of the Dead and I went for a ride down the steps. Idek how I was at the time but I was still a kid. Siblings fucking suck but you love them anyway.
@devon48206 жыл бұрын
When I was 14 I had a m4 airsoft gun and I unloaded a whole clip at my 9 year old brothers leg while he was running away
@daroachdoggjr10693 жыл бұрын
One time my babysitter left me (I ws 6 at the time) at home cause she had to pick her boyfriend up from the dmv.
@staxxcommas10 ай бұрын
Who is this angry new Yorker they let in the studio?? 😂
@stutzinator88134 жыл бұрын
I think my parents secretly hoped I got brain damage to live off the SSI
@professorracc.97802 жыл бұрын
I didn't realise until this stream that a dryer gets to like 125 C
@sadtoast61225 жыл бұрын
My mom wanted me to ware a vest too but it was the middle of the day...
@tylerparaz67865 жыл бұрын
Santa isnt real.
@AnimeT0getherEU5 жыл бұрын
Me and my siblings were out with a friend that nobody of us likes anymore. We were in a forest and the friend climbed over the fence to pet someone's chickens. His shoe tie got stuck on a spike and he fell face first into nettles. He stood up crying with a broken arm and dirt covered face. We were laughing and didn't help at all.
@UmamaGoblin5 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad I’m an only child, all these sibling stories I heard...best case I’d simply stop caring about them, worst case I might’ve killed them
@trafficconecop1803 жыл бұрын
My brother sleepwalked into my room once and pissed in my Tin bin. Had to throw it out because it started to corrode.
@prohikikomo3 жыл бұрын
Dude how corrosive is your brothers piss
@DevdevOnYT4 жыл бұрын
I remember when my littlr sister (around 2/3) BIT me so hard that I bled. She didn't let go, she was like a piranha
@big_weenie14474 жыл бұрын
I only had a babysitter for a single day. She beat the ever living shit out of three year old me. My mom came home and beat the shit out of her. Oh and all three of my sisters bullied the hell out of me and I fell through a table once.
@CrisisMoon710 ай бұрын
6:23am January 4 2024 Thursdays
@IRecognizeDorks3 ай бұрын
6 months later, hope ur doing well man
@bigmeknurgle2 жыл бұрын
I was in the same boat as Stamper with the safety pads, but for a skateboard when I was 8 or 9. Got so much flak from the kids in my street everytime I went out. Suffice to say, between the ridicule and the pads preventing me from bleeding whenever I fell, I didn't have much incentive to try and get better and never learned to skateboard properly. Cheers mum.
@TalexTheLich7 жыл бұрын
ugh, horrible siblings, no teaching each other about our lord and savior Jesus Christ, not even a little, im calling the cops.
@ELSTINKO.6 жыл бұрын
Hellos and I have a bit and more than that I the way other than that a few months of a lot and the other day of this is a few days of a lot and then I have to be
@toddkuznitz36295 жыл бұрын
EL STINKO nigga that shit gave me an aneurism
@twistergreen6044 жыл бұрын
what is the deal with little brothers and getting into dryers, my brother got into the dryer while we were playing hide and seek, and I didn't find him until he started screaming, because, the thing with dryers is, they are opened from the outside, so he was locked in there until I found him because he was having a panic attack and screaming because he locked himself in a dryer
@shoutuckerdidnothingwrong4 жыл бұрын
Lol. I was caught playing in a dryer as a child and got beaten for it. The door wasn't even shut.
@twistergreen6044 жыл бұрын
@@shoutuckerdidnothingwrong thats dangerous bro, if the thing turns on, you can die so fast from the heat and the spins
@shoutuckerdidnothingwrong4 жыл бұрын
@@twistergreen604 I know, but it's stupid because it can't turn on unless the door is shut.
@twistergreen6044 жыл бұрын
@@shoutuckerdidnothingwrong thats exactly the problem, if you prepare the dryer and leave the Door open, the damm thing will turn on when you best close the dorn, so if the nob is turned and you jumped in there and closed the Door, you are commiting suicide
@shoutuckerdidnothingwrong4 жыл бұрын
@@twistergreen604 It was empty, off, and there was no knob. I don't think you could even shut it from the inside. I was being a dumbass kid for sure, but I feel like my dad overreacted.