I've totally forgotten all about that Tony Hawk cameo...

I learned about water for 5 years in high school. Every fucking year I expected to learn something different but it was just WATER AND LAKES

President Jimble

Damn, I didn't realize the male genital mutilation propaganda was so powerful in America.

God Bless President Jimble 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

Chris is right, Chris Chan is super mean, he obviously used to beat up all the residents in Animal Crossing

wow chris' scariest moment up to 17 was him hearing diegetic music in minecraft and lost his shit bc he couldn't explain why? never change Chris

I've been to this hospital because I live in the area and it is just as bad during the day.

0:49 ... Is Cory implying his primary obstacle to marketing a mule piss beverage is *classism*?

Obvious pandering to any group. That one scene in Endgame where all the female characters come together and do cool hero poses was so unnatural and cringey. Just make your characters interesting.. I shouldn't have to be told that your heroes are cool and strong. Show me in a natural way.

Zach going through all of this and still talking about how he respects cops is insane.

09:01 crazy to think that this line now made it to Smilling Friends

"who said they've got an 8 inch dick?"

The hate for Jake Loyd is absolutely alien to me and something in me is happy they (sort of) agree.

When chris says the "s" sells the microsoft sam voice its true. I can do the voice, but struggle with the "s" sound

Damn. Not the video to watch after my twins died just a few months ago.

the background music keeps tricking my brain into thinking im playing new vegas

Can I just say, Cory’s mom sounds like a great woman. Reminds me of my mom

Okay, but by now Zach really became a multimillionaire from Smiling Friends...

Hope Jeff gets to guest star in smiling friends so he can do this bit again in sure it would go well

I looked at that title and the thumbnail, recognized the exact make and model of Optimus Prime toy by heart and felt my heart sink

Still love how theres a simlish version of lets get retarded

Chris always pronounces MIDI wrong

RIP Acapella box

This argument would have been an easy win on Cory’s side. However, every point made by him is immediately ruined by the fact that he’s Cory, and will just respond to everything by yelling and/or spouting random bullshit.

7:46 truer words have never been said lol

Most people have at least one weird paranormal story but they will almost always preface it with "but I don't believe in any of this stuff". You can really tell how anxious people are about saying anything that conflicts with the dominant materialist paradigm. Reality is a strange place and we don't know everything about it, it's best to just acknowledge that and deal with it.

Neo Canada is not so far off now

"I don't ask, I just do." - Nial, Animator and Potential Rapist

Jefferiah Mickelstein

Cory understanding the necessity of clarifying "This is real" is unprecedented.

Zach had a vision of the future

Something nobody really talks about in this clip is how its actually scarily possible for someone to impersonate you and end up like dating someone underaged who thinks the impersonator is you so that when they grow up and are like "hey wait a sec wasn't this guy I was dating fucking 26 when we were dating, that's messed up I'm gonna speak up about this" and its gonna end up in this fucked up situation where either you get your career destroyed over something you did not do or some poor girl is gonna get called a liar even though they were actually in a weird relationship just not with the person they thought they were with who gets away scott free in both situations

Zach screaming should be the new Wilhelm Scream

The funniest part is that the "some kid" they made fun of, Sonicmega, also took off just as big as Rina-chan.

CuPbOaRd PrEsSuRe?! - Chris, re: the obviously logical solution to his ghost story as explained by DingDong

I still can't fathom why exactly Cory seemed genuinely enraged by the frog video...

“The factory fucking burned down” bro 💀

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Ngl Cory was in the right, Frozen did not deserve an Oscar Nomination and an animated movie is an animated movie weather its for girls or kids. You can watch a didney princess movie and enjoy it for its artistry, writing and story telling even if it is for kids cause kids can be smart, most arent but they can be. And theres alot of childrens media thats good enough to stand with adult content too

Jeff agreeing to let the other boys portray his clones was so obviously a bad idea

the mick story makes so much sense now... i guess hes always been an idiot with women and social situations. what a loser.

Cory's like Mac from It's Always Sunny. "Boiled chicken (skinless), brown rice (plain, no seasoning), and gatorade (blue flavor)

Genuinely surprised Chris knew the Pokemon Krookodile

Those Minecraft lava-water cobble stacks used to grief are called cobblemonsters

ass phyxiation

no

Cory's always gung-ho about being the focus for a bit then immediately crashes and burns and acts like he's upset like he was coerced into it

Yes

5:00 Fun fact: One reason men commonly feel the need to piss after ejaculating is because urine helps neutralize and clear out any bacteria and other potentially-harmful elements that might have entered through the urethra during intercourse.