Everything is perfect here: e-girls fetish business reference, weirdness of professor from "Back to the Future" and Scooby-Doo crew and sheer stupidity of Jonathan with his Oedipus complex.
@namekman014 жыл бұрын
his... what complex? im not sure you know what that means....
@notme222244 жыл бұрын
Oedipus complex. It makes perfect sense here actually
@nateescobales69304 жыл бұрын
His known as a doctor of science you dinglberry.
@deussalt81084 жыл бұрын
@@namekman01 I'm pretty sure he knows what it means.. And it makes perfect sense in this situation... Exhibit A "Mommy! I'm comiiingg!" If that doesn't scream Odepius complex then idk what does.. Also does Johnathan remind anyone of a blonde Sterling Archer? (Who also has a surpressed Odepius complex.) I mean for fucks sake Mallory is the combination of Lana's Amazonian warrior attitude and independence. Carol/Sheryl's. naive lack of self awareness and self centered behavior Pam's lack of impulse control and social understanding....Johnathan and Samantha is a low resolution version of Archer with a white Lana and a blonde Archer...
@geardog244 жыл бұрын
Now if that Mystery Van had a talking dog, I would have jumped in.
@sainttan4 жыл бұрын
The talking dog is actually a guy in a furry suit high on "snacks".
@kenlieck77564 жыл бұрын
@@sainttan Incorrect information based on urban myth and bad science. Please, take home this pamphlet about the Annunaki from the planet Nibiru, who millennia agone performed experiments in genetic splicing between humans and lower mammalian species to create the forbears of the loquacious domestic fauna now so commonly seen accompanying today's edgy, hip breed of diversity-positive young forensic detectives. And I have some ice cream, too! It's in the basement...
@tojiroh4 жыл бұрын
I remember as a 10 year old absolutely refusing to get in one of my mom's friends car (she was late and couldn't pick me up), she had to actually call the school and get me on the phone, I was that suspicious! Now I'll get in anyone's car for the right amount of candy. *wink wink*
@endless0134 жыл бұрын
Candy is good, I like it when they have those little extras but really I'll get in any strangers car that has either a lyft or uber sticker on the window
@sownheard4 жыл бұрын
Oh Reggie
@anarchyantz15644 жыл бұрын
Even better when they have puppies for you to stroke
@rodriguezy19134 жыл бұрын
By candy u most mean edibles
@Selvokaz4 жыл бұрын
Nose Candy, Booger Sugar,
@edgycuckboi354 жыл бұрын
Jonathan will finally be reunited with his mom
@1Maklak4 жыл бұрын
Nah, he'll probably just wake up in a bathtub full of ice, like Dr. Venture.
@Kentrc114 жыл бұрын
Looks like Samantha is going to be with Michelle instead now that Johnathan made his choice to leave. Can't wait for their Flaring Roach adventure!
@TheSupremeZach4 жыл бұрын
Ok, Jonathan and Samantha are my new favourite series here!!
@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll4 жыл бұрын
Zack.4 Ginger Panther beats it just by a tiny bit for me. Very strong second though! ;)
@DrGandW4 жыл бұрын
I mean the first guy really showed up in a burst of lighting, I think Doc was legit
@tomasziskierka95574 жыл бұрын
Jonathan is not the hero we need. But he is hero we all deserve.
@CJusticeHappen214 жыл бұрын
This is all wrong. DeLorean drivers aren't perverts. They're cocaine runners.
@Mate3974 жыл бұрын
Or buy nuclear material from the middle east.
@gangweedernigga40124 жыл бұрын
countach/huracan drivers
@cgecko32 жыл бұрын
Read this in big bangs voice
@griffoluddendorf4 жыл бұрын
I understood the Belle Delphine Reference!
@TheSupremeZach4 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't it be titled "Back in the Van"?
@the7screw4 жыл бұрын
It should
@bombkangaroo4 жыл бұрын
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I gave you the candy, now get in the van.
@kenlieck77564 жыл бұрын
When I'm done with them you can call it "Back To The Suture! Baaahh-HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
@marquiseemthembuu9974 жыл бұрын
"Remember kids its okay to be hugged by someone you like, but if they touch you in places that make you uncomfortable. THAT'S NO GOOD" Sonic
@gentblue4 жыл бұрын
Sonic the enabler
@feelinghealing38904 жыл бұрын
I think that "OK" at the end is perfect. No other reaction could really account for all that just happened.
@mheermance4 жыл бұрын
Yippee, Samantha's back! Don't worry Jonathan will be fine, he's survived much worse beatings from Samantha and her "manager".
@dieptrieu65644 жыл бұрын
Did Samantha ever hit him, tho?
@mheermance4 жыл бұрын
@@dieptrieu6564 Watch "Jonathan & Samantha and the Gang" kzbin.info/www/bejne/lYLLhXpsmbefgcU
@Bladez104 жыл бұрын
Huh, now I feel bad for the creepy guy in the van if Samantha has to go save Jonathan.
@mheermance4 жыл бұрын
@@Bladez10 He's basically a dead man walking.
@VinceroAlpha4 жыл бұрын
Wow, never realized how much stranger danger there was in my favorite fictional stories.
@colincampbell36794 жыл бұрын
Damn that sure is a clever strapless tight dress.. no shoulder straps and it still stays in place like a second skin! :P
@RegisTraiter4 жыл бұрын
That Belle Delphine reference though.
@alucard002x4 жыл бұрын
Really hoping for my man Jonathan has an actual reunion with his mother
@thelaughingman69754 жыл бұрын
I knew something was up when SHAGGY was driving the van. Fred is the driver
@kaiserdashawn52194 жыл бұрын
Samantha selling bathwater might cause the plague
@YurinanAcquiline4 жыл бұрын
Can confirm. Would buy. Would drink.
@cavareenvius78864 жыл бұрын
@@YurinanAcquiline just take a sip from the ocean. It should contain all the fluids you desire.... And some other stuff too.
@ViccVegaa0234 жыл бұрын
Now we know how Michelle got so tough, Crime Street is pretty out of control.
@bladerj4 жыл бұрын
Who is Michelle
@ViccVegaa0234 жыл бұрын
@@bladerj kzbin.info/www/bejne/hX3cgqtmfdlpe6M
@jett56364 жыл бұрын
"Stranger danger".😱
@Probablyabox4 жыл бұрын
wait this is just an actual episode of Scooby Doo i feel like you fellas can get in trouble for that
@Bladez104 жыл бұрын
They'll get away with it as long as those meddling kids and their dog don't show up.
@EuMesmoVII4 жыл бұрын
Well, if they didn't get in trouble for doing a straight He-Man short, they won't get in trouble for anything else!
@jongaulthero4 жыл бұрын
If Shaggy has that dank, I'm getting in! Hell yea!
@Monkeyboy-hq6uz4 жыл бұрын
I love both Scooby doo and back to the future but the man In creepy van made me laugh so hard .when he can out half ass and still win
@M567dk4 жыл бұрын
It’s always the third option that makes some sense.
@PrinceRuben14 жыл бұрын
*My mom died ten years ago* Moooomyyyy, I'm coming!
@takeoffyourblinkers4 жыл бұрын
Damn, I really need to catch up on these.
@TheCharmedhunter4 жыл бұрын
Doc from Back to the Future. Norville “Shaggy” Rogers from Scooby-Doo. 🐶
@AA-dk1hd4 жыл бұрын
1 parody of ben 10 in society of virtue
@jarosawsobinski19284 жыл бұрын
Wait, so instead of deconstructing Spielberg's trilogy you made a stranger danger video? Ockay, why not?
@callak_99744 жыл бұрын
Johnathan sure loves his mommy!
@douglasphillips58704 жыл бұрын
The part they didn't show was where Shaggy or Doc hired Samantha and she got in their car
@TikiShootah4 жыл бұрын
Oh shit.. Johnathan landed himself on the corner of *Dan Schneider blvd* hes not gonna last the night...
@RedEyeDeath4 жыл бұрын
I expected Samantha to start kicking Doc's and Shaggy's ass as soon as Jonathan left her to fend for her herself.
So, Crime Street not only has room for three vehicles to drive in the same direction, but park at an angle?
@DanielSousa04 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that goes to show that crime is definitely not a narrow path.
@fabiomoreira15064 жыл бұрын
I love her nasal voice. XD too cute
@rodriguezy19134 жыл бұрын
And that was the last time anybody saw Jonathan
@lavill85114 жыл бұрын
One week later: Jonathan: and that’s what happened Therapist: don’t worry there are people out there like you that went through this experience. If you’re lucky you’ll be done with therapy in three months
@jrace41794 жыл бұрын
And Jonathan was never seen again...
@samoelcerv47984 жыл бұрын
... wich van do you chose
@videakias30004 жыл бұрын
who was the third guy with the van suppossed to be?
@peterparker65844 жыл бұрын
can't believe I'm explaining this. Going to be explaining to somebody what a VHS tape was or a phone book. Look up the stranger danger program that they launched in the 1980s. Creepy guys with a old Van were the staple mascot. Quite a few of the material would always be some mysterious character with a van trying to lure kids into the van would usually be something like they had a Candy, toys, poppy parents sent you to pick. Parents have them come pick you up, or something along those lines. There were illustrations in pamphlets and comic books, cartoons for schools, you name it quite a bit of the merchandise would feature usually somebody wearing a trench coat, driving a van almost always the van would be a white nondescript van. It's where the free candy stereotype van really Gained traction in pop culture. There were so many cases of kidnappers, serial killers, child molesters and whatnot between the 1950s and 1980s that always seem to fit that generic stereotype of random guy driving a van with no windows. I've heard of guys in places being literally harassed by the cops Endlessly just for driving a white nondescript utility van. There's a guy over in Vegas that does antique auto restoration. Their shop, Van is painted bright red. He claims he paid the band, fire engine red, because he got sick and tired of the van being pulled over almost every day for being a white windowless utility van in Vegas police felt the van looks suspicious.
@videakias30004 жыл бұрын
@@peterparker6584 you could simply say that he is based on the stranger danger show from the 80's and get done with it. no reason to write so much text.
@Klydesdale20104 жыл бұрын
Samantha looks like the original She-Ra. :)
@AnubisFactsGames4 жыл бұрын
“Okay.”
@ShardulIyer4 жыл бұрын
The last time I was this early - jonathan was still with someone else.
@LilGhostlyX_X4 жыл бұрын
Idk bout you... but that third guy seemed pretty convincing...
@vassa19724 жыл бұрын
Funny stuff and it looks like a old he-man cartoon from the 80's from film national
@rocklopster99664 жыл бұрын
I just watched all three yesterday.
@ThePa1riot4 жыл бұрын
Please let those future kids be Jonathan and Samantha’s. :)
@BeaudoinMotorsports4 жыл бұрын
Personally, i woulda gone with Samantha
@leafyishereisdumbnameakath42594 жыл бұрын
...bathwater... no, don't remind me. I came to these cartoons to escape that shit
@shinomo31914 жыл бұрын
I Hope they do a tv series about the Adventure of Jonathan and Samantha. Like for captain liutenat and toby
@Wardog01Actual4 жыл бұрын
So... The message here is: D.A.R.E to keep kids off the corner?
@rockspoon65284 жыл бұрын
And KZbin decided to not notify me of this. Of course.
@FrancescoC-pe1ne7 ай бұрын
what happen to the people of this channel?? i dicovered it way too late; if they upgraded to something else please let me know; i want to follow them. thanks.
@cookieDaXapper4 жыл бұрын
......poor Jonathan.
@dantekinkade87654 жыл бұрын
So are we going to get to see Jonathan's mom in the next episode?
@novadselir10684 жыл бұрын
Well Jonathan is screwed
@deptusmechanikus73624 жыл бұрын
*_Jonathan: Back to Samantha_*
@avinashzoom4 жыл бұрын
I am waiting for conclusion 😑
@tolfan44384 жыл бұрын
Samantha is so cool
@pedroian59644 жыл бұрын
Honestly, i have a dagger in my room, (idkwtf i like swords so badly) and if i could i would bring it with me whenever i had to go get an UBER, i can't trust a guy i don't know, who will take me somewhere, and that can do anything to get some more money
@mikemcconeghy46585 ай бұрын
Wait, why were they on that corner? I thought it was to meet someone specific, but then something else happened.
@boxertest4 жыл бұрын
HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA
@mrrothstein75774 жыл бұрын
Omg! So true , you'd have to be a real "DumbAss" to still get into the van -----good luck Johnathan!
@cavareenvius78864 жыл бұрын
The Channel should be renamed to " Society of Johnathan and Samantha"
@awesomeblasto634 жыл бұрын
Jonathan like he man
@ReddKumaJaxon4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍💯💯💯
@itsivygreenbunny13144 жыл бұрын
I love them
@oldbrokenhands8 ай бұрын
No issues with trust here.
@akismcrish22704 жыл бұрын
...ok...
@feliksfeliks95334 жыл бұрын
Why does jonathan look like Heman
@Tom531Cat4 жыл бұрын
So that happen... I think the Urban Crow is now a better hero then Jonathan. *smh* Seriously the hell!!! Stranger Danger, please Jonathan.
@igimyoume15154 жыл бұрын
What about it?
@Biodeamon4 жыл бұрын
...okay
@astrokynetictheophage56034 жыл бұрын
Okay!
@Grunt00664 жыл бұрын
Come with me and my van
@aayushbhandari43874 жыл бұрын
Okay.
@nateescobales69304 жыл бұрын
Dose something as timeless and beloved as Scooby-Doo and Back to the Future really needed to be criticized or really be made fun of that hard?????????????? Answer: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@pootis5654 жыл бұрын
'ok'
@bairdco4 жыл бұрын
Jeez... You guys aren't even trying anymore.
@hoosez4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!!!
@vassa19724 жыл бұрын
LoL
@houldenmelville55304 жыл бұрын
Oh great, a parody that can't decide what it's making fun of.