JONATHAN & MICHELLE

[@Krystalmyth]

_' Sorry _*_I_*_ didn't know I _*_wasn't_*_ supposed to save the day today. '_ She's just, _so..._ so wonderful.

[@numa_kai]

Wait a minute. Michelle is a frosty who can save the world. Samantha can pretty much do the same. So, how strong is the Pimp? Dammmmmn.

[@aarond1622]

Well, "pimpin' ain't easy".

[@ActivelyVacant]

The Pimp does his job so the girls don't have to.

[@RegisTraiter]

@@aarond1622 PIMPIN' AIN' EE-ZZZY!!

[@brockgadao415]

The pump must be specialized in powerful whorez

[@TikiShootah]

Palpatine: the pimp-hand is strong with this one.

[@YurinanAcquiline]

God! I love Michelle too! Michelle and Samantha sounds like a good duo!

[@jimaras8228]

I love this episode. It shows how much Jonathan cares for Samantha !!!!

[@M-CH_]

Yea, he's very particular about her.

[@Kentrc11]

He should have paid extra to keep her on site then.

[@Deiscimo]

Next adventures of Johnathan and Shaquille lol

[@Slayerthecrow]

In this city, apparently prostitutes are more competent Super Heroes than... well, the Super Heroes.

[@Fradth]

This city need the more powerfull super hero, the legendary SuperWhore.

[@1Maklak]

@@Fradth The closest thing to that would be Furry Force.

[@AllyMonsters]

Imagine how strong the pimps must be.

[@honest_126]

So wait, does he just pay for Samantha each day?

[@Marcello_B]

each hour

[@M-CH_]

Apparently, since he and Shaquille haven't been on a first name basis.

[@lifemattersnot]

I think she goes on her of time

[@honest_126]

@@lifemattersnot I'm not sure about that

[@TheArklyte]

Well, he's also payed by the hour as stuntman, so what's so suprising? They literary two people, who're payed to uphold the role of Flaming Roach in this whole masquerade of weirdos:D Samantha is used to rough life when people try to rob, rape and kill her while Jonathan is a wimp, but at the same time a good driver.

[@M567dk]

Say what you want about their partnership, but with Johnathan and Samantha had something together.

[@Kentrc11]

Yeah and something was supply & demand. Be sure to give Samantha a 5-star review for her services, nice doing business as always.

[@jinguzu]

Oh look! The mask stayed on!

[@alexandredesouza3692]

Like, finally.

[@thedoomofred5174]

I know right, crazy world we live in

[@angrytheclown801]

I'd want to hide my face from Michelle too.

[@Krystalmyth]

For once. Thank god lol.

[@paperkinesist]

Because he didn't leave the car.

[@dvid22]

michelle is a keeper.

[@patrickarraes4422]

I love these episodes from Jonathan and Samantha

[@nooctip]

Well we know what Shaquille's special skill is. Teleporting to people who don't pay.

[@protalghulnist4126]

Are you telling me Jonathan has to pay for samantha every time they go out fighting people?

[@deptusmechanikus7362]

by the hour

[@jellydonut0]

Finally the Flaring Roach keeps his identity a secret.

[@23Raind]

Everyone was calling him Johnathen

[@Arthas30000]

The best superhero pairing we didn't know we needed

[@scissordemonsuya7417]

Really curious what that extraordinary skill is

[@Smith-fg1qb]

think of something out of pornhub and let your imagination run wild

[@zoopdterdoobdter5743]

Seems probable that, were you to find out, you would wish you hadn't. 😏

[@scissordemonsuya7417]

Something like a 2 girls 1 cup level threat?

[@dirkwolf9463]

I'm pretty sure that she's the girl in the tub.

[@SiriuslyBlack7]

Whatever it was,it was freakNASTY!!!LOL

[@oldtymer9106]

Your funniest episode since Jonathan and Samantha vs Jesus. Good job!

[@MrOrcshaman]

Please make the next episode of what Samantha was doing while this was going down. I think Samantha and ginger panther are my fav hero's

[@Polymorphidz]

I like this world where the prostitutes are all hyper-competent multi-faceted problem solvers.

[@Fradth]

And supes are almost as incompetent as in the Boys.

[@funnymom7]

Michelle is hoot! I want to see her again even after Samantha returns. This episode had me laughing out loud.

[@jimferguson1541]

Bring Michelle back for a sequel she fucking rocks!

[@dvdjhp]

i want samantha

[@Kentrc11]

Well then you don't need her then.

[@UnlimitedFlyers]

Totally off-topic, but I'm wondering how many people are going to throw it down across Brazil, all dressed as GINGER PANTHERS, during Carnaval now. The characters on this channel really give inspiration for costumes!

[@Kentrc11]

The history of any business has a pattern of an inevitable change in workers. Jonathan should have expected this to happen & really needs to stop making this personal lol

[@9Godslayer]

To be fair, training new people can suck when they have Michelle's personality.

[@Kentrc11]

@@9Godslayer That sounds subjective. Michelle went above & beyond, displayed outstanding work experience & was ambitious.

[@MissDaisyUeda]

He was being an a**hole. Michelle was just trying to do her job and she's excellent at fighting crime

[@BeaudoinMotorsports]

Samantha's mom is pretty good at saving the world

[@AlphaNumericKey]

Did you SEE how fast Shaquille can run, and how good his hearing is? Clearly the next superhero organization is Shaquille and the Streetwalkers.

[@D364000]

Where did your shading go?

[@DrGandW]

Dayum Michelle could stomp Thanos

[@daniellevinson6975]

😯 Did I hear *Fran Dresher* guest-star in the voice cast?

[@KennethShinabery]

Will any of other characters appear again...? This is becoming the Jonathan & Samantha channel.

[@youtubeenigma8316]

Samantha is not here because she broke last episode, if anyone was wondering.

[@markmolino6091]

Wow! I didn't know pole dancing is a skill that could be used in saving lives.

[@Eisen_Jaeger]

Fran Drescher?

[@mimmim-wb6ec]

More videos, please!

[@aufowithwificoverage3328]

I miss Samantha as much as Jonathan does

[@Kentrc11]

Well, Samantha don't come cheap. Pay that professional or let her work elsewhere.

[@geardog24]

1:45 I really want to see what's on that phone.

[@Biodeamon]

you don't. trust me.

[@minimoe2807]

No, no you really don't.

[@iamzid]

I once watched a woman shit out a pound of gummy worms. I imagine it to be something like that.

[@DarkAtHearts]

I seen two girls eat poop out of 1 Cup. I've seen an Asian girl take baby eels in her hoo-ha and shot them back out. Take a horse dick up the ass, but he later died from a ruptured anus. I've seen a man take a small dildo and shove it in his urethra, in and out, in and out.

[@Magur]

You guys spelled her name wrong. It's Michele, one L, in the video

[@camerongrondzki2716]

I'm really sad I thought Michele was gonna say that the instructor guy was one who likes the diaper thing

[@yatfailam7991]

The Africa American rich guy is Michelle's boss, black rudeXXX black man in the street, if we see him and make a mistake, he will bit us to death.

[@eccentricthought4511]

But really what happened last Saturday

[@roninpo9646]

Samantha still hasn’t recovered from the last mission she’s probably crying in the corner somewhere surrounded by crosses 🤔 she might come back as a nun

[@Biodeamon]

why does she look like that picture of elon musk?

[@raymondblair3064]

Yo, better pay Michelle, Jon! Pimpin' is right around the corner.

[@franzvolkiersirran1119]

I liked Samantha more to

[@peterparker6584]

Michelle looks like fun. dam her boss shows up hella fast!!!

[@RegisTraiter]

Relatable.

[@ThePa1riot]

Yeah I’m with Roach, I want Samantha back.

[@mymumbakescakes]

JONATHAN is in deep, deep, deep trouble. But then again. Its not the real JONATHAN.

[@ismailtopa3671]

You mean not real flaring roache

[@mymumbakescakes]

@@ismailtopa3671 ohh yeah, that's right.

[@FunnyMav]

Don't underestimate a lady

[@krupalkulkarni705]

Michelle? Yeeeah!

[@O-san4]

1:43 Oh god, why did I imagine it. *Stop! pull it out. I didn't want to see that*

[@gomichow]

So like, is Shaquille renting out super hero prostitutes now? Like a hero agency, but with prostitutes.

[@meachy]

Just once I would like to see a white guy as a pimp. I mean in not every black guy in a fur coat is a pimp. Am I to believe I'm more likely to see an Asian point guard in the NBA or a white kick returner/wide receiver in the NFL (both exist) before white dudes are labeled pimps. I mean some of this shame has to be spread across the board to reflect reality.

[@iceintheair]

blame seth mcfarland

[@briancahill9594]

If it helps, King of the Hill had a white pimp (one Alabaster Jones from Oklahoma City)! Granted, he WAS voiced by Snoop Dogg, but still...

[@iceintheair]

@@briancahill9594 king of the hill is a troll show

[@byronsenior6499]

The first episode where he doesn't take his mask off.

[@kaiserwanderer]

Nope.

[@darksideofevil13]

@@kaiserwanderer What other one is there then?

[@cleverfoxseer7023]

Hm I thought that in end we would find that guy on screen is client of Michelle

[@benderchump]

So Jonathan got Samantha from those killer escorts from Frank Miller's Sin City.

[@lubustylizedfengxianlufeng1910]

Pensou q ia hypar na gringa, Ian?! Ksksksksks

[@kaiserdashawn5219]

He finally keeps the mask on

[@patrickjacques2384]

Lets be serious how much does he pay them to fight crime.

[@knightdrako]

Thought her voice would be more like Dr. Girlfriend.

[@CosmicDuskWolf]

Michelle you will never understand.

[@terriblej6107]

Hmmm first time he's kept his mask on

[@tkelly5422]

Shaquille? Damn...

[@tareav]

"ain, você é um pãao"

[@BarbadosBeerFestival]

126 views in 4 mins!! Wow

[@darkwingerx20]

An episode where Jonathan doesn’t take off his mask? Unbelievable!

[@chrisjacksonuk]

"..........meh !

[@Murhamdilah]

Fran Drescher

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

Jonathan is in the wrong here

[@yancuicrodriguez1913]

Damn, where are these women coming from?? They are clearly in the wrong profession

[@Krystalmyth]

Sex workers have saved more marriages than any social worker, counselor, or chaplain ever has. They won't judge you. Are open and direct about their boundaries and will respect yours, while exploring parts of yourself you had been all but convinced weren't to be experienced this lifetime. In return for this they risk their health, physical harm, and threat of persecution from both the law, and those she aims to serve. For the crime of feeling the experience had value worthy of reward. They are heroes. The real kind. The kind people boo and spit on, and say horrid things behind their backs and to their faces. Yet cherish them all the same. Even envy them. Because their trade is in satisfaction, and your being okay with being happy and alive in this world for another day is something not everyone will risk their lives for. But they will.

[@iceintheair]

trolley tom ripoff

[@techmago]

first

[@samisilverman7272]