Bad, But Incredibly ADDICTING | Doctor Plays Idle Human

[@aenaa]

“i’m telling you our body is at 40% we’re on fire now” my brain cells communicating during exam season

[@telepathiq]

this is amazing

[@mifulp2468]

Soooo goood

[@forgottenecho2163]

Lmao sames

[@charliexoxox]

it’s exam season at my university rn and i wholeheartedly agree

[@whatuser9802]

Omggg im dead 😂😂😂😂

[@kyera5126]

The first time his shirt doesn’t look like its about to pop off him💀

[@jeangutierrez3364]

This is so true 😁

[@sarahmichie4382]

I think we've given him a complex, bless him

[@annielovesu1]

He needs to save money by shopping at children’s place to help pay for bear, student loans and his NYC apartment

[@rocker10039]

That's because it's a t shirt

[@krissyb884]

Sadly

[@ivypnw]

I love when bear just makes his little cameo like “hi I love u dad, now I’m gonna leave.”

[@cdyseusss]

why no comments

[@corbenstanley8479]

What kind of dog is that

[@joshuakhan4870]

@@corbenstanley8479 newfoundland

[@corbenstanley8479]

Thank you

[@jonathonrobinson6081]

You know he isn't the dogs dad, right?

[@bellawest9105]

What’s wrong with his shirt? It... fits him!!!!!

[@imjustaguy4340]

😂😂😆i love that

[@certified_pinapple_cookie6044]

very odd

[@kommuniztgaemer322]

“The secret is to vibrate your finger” Its called jitter clicking, a technique used by gamers for lots of games to click fast especially for minecraft

[@wallonice]

Is that how they BLJ?

[@nopenope273]

skywars strategies!!

[@cypherusuh]

It's also very bad in long-term, especially if you need steady hand for your job

[@irevenom]

@瑞安卡特里尔 why?

[@NotGoodAtCombat]

I usually have trouble doing that. For the first few seconds it’s fine but my finger either loses grip or goes too high with each vibration.

[@andrewvaldez3985]

"This sound might be annoying, but we are making a human body." Is what my dad told me when he was tickle fighting with my mom.

[@matthewwilliams1212]

Bahahaha!!!!

[@maz9468]

😂😂😂😂👍

[@oradsincesar90]

HAHAHAHA, that was an actual lol

[@purplevi]

Lol I just got that meaning

[@austinv9964]

That was the best comment I have seen in a long time!

[@Kweghp]

“The human is 25% ready.” Me until about 12pm every day.

[@DoubleBlack2.0]

LMAOOOO!!

[@marta6755]

Hahahahaha True tho

[@matthewwilliams1212]

Hahaha

[@smievil]

25% human, 75% coffee

[@marta6755]

@@smievilHahahahaha🔝🔝

[@ahirukai4236]

"The sound might be getting annoying but, I'm growing the human body!" Literally me when I was pregnant and grumpy 🤣😂

[@jerpanils8875]

This needs way more likes.

[@randomman3164]

Ahiru Kai I have a question. Does it feel good to have sex?

[@JimFortune]

@@randomman3164 You really are pretty random, man.

[@notmalk_]

@@JimFortune I can't believe you've done this

[@teresahowick5197]

Lol right? Me x3

[@monirhasan3248]

1:10 Dr.Mike : * Makes kissing noises * My mom : *_What are you watching?!?!?_*

[@um4327]

My dad did the same thing!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@divaanadria604]

I love how all your videos are CCed, it shows you care about everybody. Very much appreciated as a person who does CC on videos for a living, it’s amazing to see you and your team would go the extra miles cause it’s a demanding job. Props to u!

[@Pxstelsexe]

“So many fun facts here we should call this *fun fact game”* 10/10 creativeness

[@randomperson4198]

You miss a chance to make a meme *creativeness 100* There

[@おかね-r5m]

This is why mike’s a doctor XD

[@nicktokar2459]

You may have completed his jeans, but did you complete his genes?

[@honeydew7548]

oof-

[@clutchcargo666]

Old joke, how do you tell a girl chromosome from a boy chromosome? Pull down it's genes. (Works better told verbally)

[@GRBtutorials]

Chuck its*. And “their” would be better because we’re talking about a person.

[@Angel-cu9im]

GRBTutorials Well, in this case you are correct, but if you weren't informed of one's gender, it's fine to refer to them as 'them' or 'it'.

[@sourtea5407]

Angel “their” is still universal tho

[@jordanmartin3077]

Normal people: my hand is getting tired Doctor mike: my hand is fatigued

[@bettydaniel5143]

Waka Flaka true 😂😂

[@DokiDokibo]

Waka Flaka l, doctor are like that😂👍

[@lawansuksyiemlieh4848]

That's how we know he's a doctor

[@sylvie3246]

i read this right as he said that

[@erm1408]

lol relatable

[@MintyFreshhh]

“Awww that’s so cute.” That made my day to see Mike happy.

[@rollno50sabasagri88]

❤❤❤❤

[@mauve3734]

“Will you pay for it because your insurance won’t “ lmao

[@teraphIl1000]

I love how you completely stopped paying attention to the fun facts after a little while. 😂

[@StuartAtkinson4467]

Yeah and I think he let the time he spend trying to complete it in one session influence his review. Doctors make the worst patients so as any doctor would say don't sit playing a reparative game for hours until you miss what's fun about it lol

[@rebekahd7839]

"all that's left are the little organs" when the body doesn't even have skin

[@JorgeSilva-ry8fd]

The skin is an organ to so is kinda right...

[@HN-kr1nf]

@@JorgeSilva-ry8fd the skin is the largest human organ

[@alexnd2570]

Skin is the largest organ in the body so...

[@rebekahd7839]

@@HN-kr1nf My point exactly...

[@h.plovecat4307]

@@HN-kr1nf So it isn't a "little" organ. Right?

[@mack1289]

4:53 “all the organs are complete” *is a doctor yet forgets the largest organ: the skin*

[@lillyeileen2462]

“The stomach is building rather quickly” I can relate

[@Kiki-cs8xv]

"The secret is to vibrate your hand." And you just unlocked a useful manual skill, my man.

[@GeekZone210]

How do you do that

[@user-tr3jw1df6q]

@@GeekZone210 by doing it

[@stuffedpotato9826]

😂😂😂😂

[@ivy5614]

Mr Mike: All of my organs are complete Skin: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@dirttowater]

Sloth that actually made me laugh out loud 😆

[@herbertkeithmiller]

That's what I was thinking. Dr. Mike: I only have small organs left. Me: THE SKIN IS THE LARGEST ORGAN

[@user-tr3jw1df6q]

Dr. Ekim*

[@rogerbrydon7215]

Dr. Mike has never looked so similar to a normal human being and not a high respected member of society. I think the new look can be credited to that normal sized shirt. Lol

[@Matty002]

seriously it doesnt look like hes about to rip out of it

[@lawansuksyiemlieh4848]

Normal sized shirt 😆😆😆😆😆

[@bluetube364]

Umm ok. The shirts shouldn’t matter though. But ok. 😆

[@astralii0]

So many likes, but only four replies?

[@hamonthunder2740]

@@astralii0 Hmm, make that 5

[@jennyav9814]

"The stomach is building rather quickly" I have personal experience with this .

[@matthewwilliams1212]

PREACH!!!

[@harang_1665]

I feel you😅😂

[@aiadot]

Doctor Mike: my screen time probably through the roof *2 and a half hours* Me: *Uses phone 20 hours a day*

[@MattBasicG]

Me who did it once 24 hours *Achievement Unlocked:NoLife* Consequences: Silently building my grave

[@Blueroses152]

Doctor Mike: "The feet are made of the tarsals and metatarsals/The hands are made of the carpals and metacarpals." Phalanges: Am I joke to you?!

[@KT-ki8ik]

"The sound might be annoying but I'm growing the human body" I *immediately* thought of pregnant women

[@beccadotelpy]

Same

[@teresahowick5197]

I thought of myself each pregnancy

[@tylerv5413]

Exactly, my thoughts went right to pregnant people!

[@sadgisrivastava7699]

Exactly

[@earcher]

I did not have this thought, but I laughed my butt off reading your comment🤣

[@dexis9412]

“I wasted so much time doing that” “Time spent, 2.5 hours” Me: haha, yeah...

[@quintonmartin27]

I may or may not of said those are rookie numbers

[@DokiDokibo]

Dexis, me: laughs at LOL(league of legends)

[@niseb8729]

The moment when you realize you sit 3 times this 2,5 hours infront of your computer daily to Play even more stupid games

[@NonSimonary]

Jokes on him, I've wasted about 19 years worth of time so far! XD

[@carlivasquez6840]

There are 168 hours in a week. My screen time for each app added up in the past week: 93 hours and 50 minutes 😞

[@sirephlyrrian6242]

dr. Mike: spends 2.5 hours playing a game dr. Mike: "oh, i've spent too many hours at this game" Gamers: "oop"

[@natmarquetti]

Me and my zelda breath of the wild save file like 👀

[@Charlibear14]

Probably shouldn't mention my skyrim gameplay time 😬

[@JoJohXD]

Hours on quests or upgrading my player on Halo multiplayer games 24h easy

[@tylerv5413]

Charlibear 14 SAME Or dragon age

[@JoJohXD]

Guys we shouldn't have mentioned this to a doc! A bunch of grown ups who still play videogames for days only stopping to eat.......

[@willowwatchesstuff1471]

A question: 1. What exactly is an allergy and why do people have it? ( I have some myself) Just wondering! Been on my mind lately.

[@Shane39]

It's like superheroes destroying whole town to save town from a not so dangerous enemy

[@avb.3023]

“Time wasted 2,5 hours” That’s how I feel after writing a two page essay on doctor-patient confidentiality.

[@tanishka4848]

the leg bones connected to the....neck bone

[@Tdhydfbbjjr]

Tanishka period

[@clodaghw5710]

When he said he needs to make his jeans I thought he meant GENES 😂😂😂

[@rnisism]

Me too

[@jansejak1977]

KZbin captions actualy wrote GENES :-D

[@ysabellap.6282]

,,,same

[@andreapaolabaezpaz9733]

I thought the same 😂

[@sourtea5407]

What’s funny is that the genes already come in the cells. So he was using genes to make jeans.

[@katiegrimes89]

Mike: "I'm growing a human body" *me eating my 4th lunch today*: "Me too"

[@oyedoye130]

WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA BAHAGAGAGGAAHHAGAAGAHHAHAHA🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bluetube364]

I only have 1 lunch. And 6 snacks and then Dinner but then I need another snack and then dessert but then I get hungry at night so I have another snack. And then I have breakfast and then a couple more snacks. But yeah I only have one lunch. 😂

[@RabblesTheBinx]

How did it turn out?

[@user-tr3jw1df6q]

@@oyedoye130 you good?

[@BossMr51]

"Only humans sleep on their backs" My pittbull would beg to differ

[@thyspillthetea6749]

" you don't have to watch me suffer to have fun" Also me: you so cute when suffering it so it actually funnier Trillion like for Dr. Mike

[@samanthahealey5163]

Bear: “I just want to be loved. Stop tapping and love me.”

[@samanthahealey5163]

Oh my gosh we do!! I love that. I never have met anyone outside of my family with Healey spelled with the e before the y. People who spell my name normally forget the last e. Don’t know if that happens to you too. 😅

[@samanthahealey5163]

Samara Healey wow!! That’s cool to know! I understand that struggle with spelling my last name out for people. Nice to meet you!!

[@kebrongurara1612]

I will be heart broken if y'all don't become friends

[@Ami_E_Bowen]

@@kebrongurara1612 ikr? This was one of the most wholesome things I've ever seen in a comment section.

[@oensi]

This was wholesome

[@kayleenlong2527]

Most people when they wake up on a Wednesday morning: "Just today and tomorrow and then it's Friday." Me when I wake up on a Wednesday morning: Yes! Doctor Mike uploads today!!

[@jessicalewis5953]

Same lol

[@starjones1]

Wait.. today is Wednesday?

[@muhammadpatel5430]

Heckkkk yea!!!!

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

@@starjones1 yep it is.

[@aundreadillinger3530]

Lol right!!!! 🙌💯

[@carolea1629]

*Dr Mike: "I'm the hot doctor"* *Bear shows up at **3:40**: "I'm about to end this whole man's career"* ❤🐻😍

[@elbearza2310]

and that at 4:09 Bear just sits on him looking at the wall, being like "human put down the phone and cuddle me! "

[@whateverworksmate.721]

When your dog steals your thunder.

[@mayflower551]

0:04 that t-shirt is amazing

[@masoncarlisle6143]

Dr. Mike: “Now I have to synthesize the jeans... how would they do clothing?” Me, bored and watching in my AP Bio class: “oh sweet, didn’t think the game would go in depth to synthesis for cloning.”

[@stephb246]

Did you just call the skull *an organ* ? I don't think you're a real doctor now.

[@erm1408]

It's probably an accident bc this game is so tiring

[@Darkar251]

Bones are organs... "A bone is a rigid organ that constitutes part of the vertebrate skeleton in animals."

[@thebulat4139]

Bone is organ.google it.i just knew it.

[@MTRG15]

This video gives so many chances to make sexual jokes about "making humans".

[@donnyshields4450]

"The sound may be annoying, but we're creating a human"

[@zaccapotatoes7130]

@@donnyshields4450 stolen comment lol

[@MattBasicG]

@@zaccapotatoes7130 that's the punchline You use to make the joke Stop saying it's stolen

[@MattBasicG]

Or something I'm not a comedian I'm wrong I feel it

[@zaccapotatoes7130]

@@MattBasicG ye lol

[@DrelvanianGuardOffic]

"All the organs are complete" But there's no Skin... so therefore, it's still missing an organ..

[@iisaura.s]

A Voice Crying Out *sruprised pikachu face*

[@yitters_thefox]

“Right handed people live about 7 years longer than left handed people.” Me, who is left handed: “THANKS GUYS!!” Dr mike: “that’s usually cause of work place accidents.” Me: “I just won’t work with tools then….”

[@Yaapo]

Why no comments? This is so funny

[@MrPloco]

🤣i have a best friend that's left handed

[@hnichole]

No literally I, a left-handed person, had this video playing in the background and I was just like ummmm wait, what was that -- 😂

[@slidewithme]

This is why I love Dr. Mike. He's a gorgeous human being. He has a big throbbing brain and a huge soft heart, is a giant game nerd and a dorky dog lover. I want to high five this man with my soul.

[@GoodGuyUltra]

Me: I wonder how humans where made? Teacher: God made them. God:

[@user-dk9yc6gj8o]

Im supposed to sleep rn, i’ve taken 10mg sleeping medicine and still not tired so this video is perfect, thanks!!

[@hn8919]

that's such a friendly backhanded comment so props to you i guess

[@stephyturtle344]

I love this game lol I found it on play store a while back and have been addicted. Love seeing Dr. Mike play these games!

[@StefBarber]

Your doctor reaction videos and games videos feels like I am hanging out with a friend watch tv together, and watching them play games. So fun! Thanks Dr Mike.

[@ilariacardello3263]

Wow doctor mikes enthusiasm and dedication to this game is how I feel when reading HOO and Twilight and every book I like

[@CutTheVioletWire]

Nobody: Dr. Mike: Why is the pelvis so expensive?

[@Mars-uf5tf]

CutTheRedWire he’s not wrong I was trying to get a human pelvis on the dark web and they’re pretty expensive

[@Mars-uf5tf]

hi hi ???

[@ohnonotmikaela]

hi hi wtaf

[@Julie-pm7ei]

"how to get a thumb of steel"

[@Elric509]

Am i the only one who butterfly taps these games? It's so much faster

[@randomperson4198]

@@Elric509 what do u meant by that? Using two finger?

[@Elric509]

@@randomperson4198 yeah, depending on the game you can use even more

[@randomperson4198]

@@Elric509 really? I always thought the most efficient for clicking games is 2 finger. since 3 or 4 doesn't register every click and since it feels more faster

[@Elric509]

@@randomperson4198 really depends on the game, you have to experiment and see for yourself

[@shefalibegum9424]

"I love matcha. It makes feel loved." -dr mike2019

[@elbearza2310]

so I paused the video and made myself some matcha

[@liveyerrlifex26]

I’m going to need that design on a shirt for merch kthxxxx

[@lookpadb1194]

Many people have had this game for weeks, maybe even months, and haven't even completed the control center section. And here you are finishing this in 2 hours.

[@sarahdubbs3460]

Next video: Everything you need to know about Tendonitis of the thumb!

[@cecimatatics183]

“when you blush your stomach turns red” nobody: dr mike: awwww that’s so cute!!!! love ur videos btw!❤️

[@covidfeverdream]

Dr. Mike: This sound might be annoying, but I’m growing a human body. Pregnant women: Are we a joke to you?

[@matthewwilliams1212]

Me: *nervous laughter* "they made us and they can destroy us"

[@jessicatitus4964]

I absolutely love him!!!!! He has a childlike demeanor to him and I find it adorable.

[@seashellinsand]

Dr Mike laughing at the end of the video is everything. Wish it wasn't blurred..

[@eliaswilliamsson8553]

Bear is the cutest thing ever. Love him!!

[@carolea1629]

*Dr Mike: "Let's play a game"* *Also Dr Mike: presses the exact same button for 6 minutes (actually 2.5h) straight* *Dr Mike: "Omg, I'm so gonna win this game"* *Me: guess HE's been the idle human* 👏😂👍

[@dirttowater]

Carole A plot twist!

[@quintonmartin27]

Hes still not done because the game has a female. As well

[@angelinawu2004]

Dr. Mike: *Clicks buttons on phone vigorously* Me: Hey! You stole my workout Btw if you’re reading this, happy random act of kindness day! 💜💜💜

[@Bandgazebo]

This video didn't show up in my subscription page?? I just saw it in my suggested and double-checked, and not there!

[@DoctorMike]

Bandgazebo that’s so weird!!

[@stellareginasitepu5653]

Dr. Mike might be addicted to Idle Human but I’m 100% SURE that I’m addicted to Dr. Mike’s videos.. Keep educating! Love what you’re doing!!

[@danielac.9655]

dr. mike: plays a medical game me: downloads it real quick

[@rachellarrabee4703]

Make sure to upgrade to go faster!

[@danieloneill3603]

4:33 Dr Mike : "the only thing that is left is little organs" Skin: :(

[@Aplex3D]

imagine spending $21 and doing all clicking only to realize you built a "Chad"

[@secretsender3600]

i finally understand sans’ (from Undertale) puns. “i can tickle your bones to the *tibia* toes” and “... for my fame in making things a little *humerus* ”

[@imieelizabeth]

*QUESTION: Why do i always feel light headed? I get headaches really easily too... im not sure if theres something off with me? I get 7-9 hours sleep each night, and i drink a decent amount of water however i know its not as kuch as i should. My doctor said im underweight but not badly, i dont know if that has anything to do with anything? Being light headed in class gives me really bad anxiety bc i cant just leave whenever, so it makes me think that its worse than it is. Sorry for the long question, i just cant seem to find an answer online. Also i love ur channel!!! :))*

[@TheDiensn]

"Doctor gives himself carpal tunnel in KZbin video gaming binge stunt"

[@clairephillips3188]

Dr Mike: I've unlocked the heart! Oh you have no idea...

[@justmegiorgiaL]

Bear: " Can you, please, give your attention to me? "😍😍😘 Dr Mike: " I love you " .. ♥️♥️ Best part of it 🙊🙊🙈🙈

[@renepeters945]

Every video where Bear makes an appearance is a great video. 😊 Also, I'm getting the game anyways.

[@michaelzewdu4566]

“This persons starting to look like a human” Dr. Michael “Genius” Varshavski

[@nancyshepard8100]

“My fingers are getting so tired you have no idea” Men while foreplay 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@kmaprod]

Nancy Shepard Yeah, sad but true. We’re little bitches. 🤷‍♂️

[@LA.Plays26]

Omfg hahahahaha

[@thekatiea6388]

“YEAH, WE UNLOCKED THE BLOOD!” Someone call the morgue because I am deceased😂😂😂

[@James-gm9cs]

"And that, son, is how babies are made"

[@riak321]

This might be my favourite video of Mike ever

[@rick-nj1fm]

You are very kind and give a lot of information that's why I love your content

[@sealdog6360]

“Legs and hands are doonnnne!” -Dr mike 2019 Dr mike is very musical for his profession

[@notyouraverageglowup1057]

“I’m vibrating my hand” Paris Hilton: that’s hot Me 😆😭😂🤣😭👌🏻💕

[@reesemallari2522]

I love how even when Dr. Mike is playing games we still learn things

[@haleybaker7634]

Hello Dr. Mike! I recently stumbled across your videos & now I’m a huge fan! I think it’d be cool if you made a video explaining the importance of getting a flu shot. Then tips for preventative care for those who cannot get a flu shot.

[@thebear7583]

On the far bottom right, you can upgrade your taps so they can collect more cells per tap. Also, there is a button where you can upgrade the amount and time the game collects cells under the upgrade tab too

[@kayeswift799]

Doctor Mike: This is the most Addicting Medical game Also Doctor mike: I justt wastedd my timeeee and spent 21 dollars!

[@suranjanasaha2750]

That is how I tap when my phone stops responding at the middle of something😂

[@ivypnw]

Nobody: Me: *Stops studying to watch a Dr. Mike video*

[@dashti7763]

how are you so positive for every single video like actually how you are so optimistic(compliment btw)

[@RealMoonLord]

I finished the Male, Female and Alien all in one session, I didn’t spend any money either. All I had to do was get off wifi then change date and time so I would get less of cells to spend, like 10 years worth in just 10 seconds. I do this for a lot of idle games

[@annikadollevoet13]

IM EARLY!!!!! I love the shirt!

[@nathanfall1197]

“I don’t think anyone has ever finished this game in one session” Me: ..... “my session lasted a full day on and off”

[@arfaelo3674]

Me in the shower: Peewwoop Me at work: Peewwoop Me at a restaurant : Peewwoop Me while driving: Peewwoop You get the point. 😂

[@bananaman5132]

Things I learned from this video. Broken bones can be easily fixed by tapping. Thanks Dr.Mike

[@your_danishsweetheart]

1:16 when doctor mike said that my stomach literaly growled 😂

[@tiffanyperez9882]

5:42 *Dr. Mike throws phone* Me: Omg such an expensive phone :c

[@lesterabastillas9291]

I was watching your video and I was gargling for my sore throat and I laughed at the jokes and nearly forgot to breath lol

[@KristineShah]

I wonder what the other 2 hours and 24 minutes of footage were.

[@laylauniversa2287]

The hair on the shirt is on point😌

[@joeyli103]

Dr.mike, you always tell us to do chest compressions first. How do you actually perform a correct chest compression?