Bad Dad Jokes

[@dariaccc496]

THIS SHOULD BE A CATEGORY IN THE OLYMPICS

[@freshman20222]

Unicorn Meat I agree

[@Nawazaahr]

Finally the loosers get the last laugh.

[@wildan2136]

lol agree as many says ..laugh is healthy

[@rohitmaharjan6137]

Jackass

[@punkybruster1084]

Unicorn Meat I would be so interested to watch that.

[@mikaylawillams3126]

That moment when the laugh is funnier then the actual joke

[@shineesvtmonetc.shawol5368]

diana Williams haha that moment when you revealed the secret nobody knows haha😁😂😄😂

[@-Faris-]

diana Willams That is why the comedians always laugh after their jokes. Never noticed?

[@ilikepapayamilk4930]

diana Willams Jin

[@minyoongigeniusjjangjjangm1010]

Mihael Keehl JIN 😂😂

[@djtoilet6310]

diana Willams Yes haha

[@reeck771]

0:56 "What did the ocean say to the shore?" I thought he was going to say "I'm not shore"

[@winds1712]

Yooooo nice one 😂😂😂

[@pain2561]

Man and here was me riding on high seas waiting for the answer

[@tomasdolezal4455]

I taught about sea u later

[@ajversus]

Maybe one should go. Why should you never ask the ocean for advice? Cause it's never shore...

[@lagilagoson8392]

Or watersup

[@Aquafiniity]

What does a fbi agent do before going to sleep? He goes undercover Edit: I have recently acknowledged that there is a similar joke to this one. Essentially the only difference being that instead of any fbi agent its James Bond. So yeah now im apparently unoriginal

[@Redzainor]

That's a good one 🤣

[@ibrahimsaker605]

Hey good one

[@phoenixratliff1008]

@@ibrahimsaker605 can you invade my house with nerf guns

[@slate3013]

Is this from cod mw 2019?

[@hanseldsouza792]

That's from codmw 2019

[@cece72]

The buffalo one had me crying

[@hyacinthdibley]

I think the background western-sounding music made it worse...or rather, more funny. Couldn't stop laughing.

[@roberthayes9709]

Sierra B. you cute

[@tariqmahmoud9602]

Sierra B. please can you explain it to me ??

[@cece72]

Tariq Mahmoud sure, another word for buffalo is bison.

[@cece72]

Robert Hayes thank you

[@naruto8646]

Damn that Bison one did some serious damage to my cheeks 😂😂😂😂

[@MichelleluvJB]

Ronaldinho TheLegend omg yeeees 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mmeister_5315]

Ronaldinho TheLegend SAME

[@tuckervskele8024]

Aye! 😂😂😂

[@pxmpnasty7827]

Ronaldinho TheLegend sounds suspect lmao

[@Viralclown]

Ronaldinho TheLegend little horse and bison killed me

[@pratikbrahma8709]

I don't trust stairs... They are always up-to something.

[@fmjjjjn7510]

😭😭😭

[@Thoothje_]

HAHAAH that’s funny 😂😂

[@rohitsasane9751]

*Why ED is still single......* *cause SHEE RAN* 😂😂😂😊😂😂🤣🤣😂

[@jz_es.469]

Why does these dad jokes remind me of a certain person, my gosh 😂😂

[@thenicerpolar2669]

Poor Ed

[@ilikeunicornsandbts]

@@jz_es.469 ahem *cough cough* world wide shoulder

[@enderdragoness546]

Wait..... My OC nickname is E.D

[@christopherdomingo5203]

Ed sounds like a man to me

[@vantablacc3264]

What's Brown and Sticky? *A Stick...* (wheezes)

[@jungkooksbitch7434]

Lololololo

[@amateurdoesart2442]

this one killed me

[@TJAnimates]

Dude perfect

[@jordiewordie11]

**WHEEZES**

[@gabberhead9821]

The VloGers Ph there's nothing to get...

[@user-fl7rp4lq2b]

is it sad that I'm actually trying to remember a few of these just so I can use them because I genuinely found them funny

[@user-lv1bi8rk8c]

I thought im the only one.. 😂😂

[@safahsmind]

Omg me too! Lmao 😁

[@hsshyyh]

vt armmyy

[@missl5002]

Jin be all over this show

[@dorademeter21]

Collect these to Jin guys for his BDay! Xd

[@dristaaa1267]

My granddad has a heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo.

[@deonx262]

Ayo

[@roshanjha5076]

Yo hol up

[@scintillam_dei]

If there are Oreos are there Andy-Os?

[@ankurrai8677]

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he was leaving for college? Bison 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bubli2769]

I laughed at the "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick"

[@user-pm9rs9re4w]

Chandrima Shekhar Das same 😂😂

[@GazzyD]

Lmao, that joke caught me off guard.

[@matin2825]

Chandrima Shekhar Das bison hahaa

[@gastoneatingeggs6128]

Same

[@killmenow3647]

What's brown and sticky? Bill Cosby

[@KermitIsDatBoi]

Pray for me I found some of these jokes funny

[@CarlosVladymir]

KermitIsDatBoi IKR .. I'm still laughing at the bison one .. LoL...

[@silence3654]

Carlos Vladymir I was like what joke then I laughed

[@forgottenpotato9868]

KermitIsDatBoi I tried my best not to laugh but then, the brown and sticky part just made me lose my shit.

[@thepatriottz9205]

it's just so stupid that it's brilliant

[@bosnianguy6895]

Mujtaba Gangji That one and the "bison" made me loose my breath of laughter man ngl 😂

[@SenthilKumar-yj1dw]

Which country people are always in a hurry URGENTINA

[@jsskrishnakanth97]

Russians are always in a hurry. Because they Rushin

[@niinawasiljeff7788]

Rushians

[@BUXGT]

Urgent!

[@randomguyontheinternet696]

Rush A?

[@FUKKENSTOOPID1]

Aaahhh, I see what you did there

[@janetcharlish6483]

I don’t usually tell dad jokes... But when I do, he usually laughs

[@persnicketyVC]

╰(⁀ᗢ⁀)╯ HAHAHAHAH THANK YOU, THAT'S GOLD!!

[@miryammata7745]

oh shut up gkdkgjehdhd

[@Storm_W.M.]

Well done.😂😂😂

[@swiftyplayz8828]

goddamnit xd

[@kerimca98]

@Sayer Whaley dude witnessing an original joke would be a miracle

[@dkvlvkh]

i wanna tell yall a joke about construction but im still working on it

[@graciepennel1343]

lol

[@jasskeeper8152]

HahahH

[@TsunaXZ]

Noice

[@rews3873]

Good one

[@minecraftnoob4108]

@@siuu309 r/woosh

[@fum7175]

Its probably bad that i laughed hard at these

[@coachcro7722]

Don't worry bad dad jokes are actually the good dad jokes.

[@Rocknium1]

Mai Dude that bison one tho 😂 i died

[@rashedulhaque8920]

Rocknium1 me too 😂

[@rageman5529]

Mai Dude me too

[@immortalfirefly0641]

Aderiler sad to say but I think I have a terrible sense of humor because I'm the only one laughing in class when there's a jokes😂

[@panoszu2640]

I love it when they laugh at their own jokes

[@ArchimedesVlogs]

Once I told my chemistry teacher a joke There was no reaction Edit: yee 7 likes :D edit 2: 1 year later and we are at 837 oke

[@adityarajasekar5138]

I broke my drum kit. So no “Badum Crash...”. Sorry

[@nongrumjoshua3174]

Underrated comment

[@toni929ann]

When magnesium and oxygen started dating, I was like, "O MG!"

[@jeremydespair]

@@toni929ann lmao

[@christopherlh4379]

I like to tell chemistry jokes... Periodically.

[@marciokop]

Hahaha bison. I'm dead 😂

[@TicTac-vk3li]

marciokop your profile pic made me think there was hair on my screen

[@thelittleonesvlogs1127]

TicTac78801 same

[@skjebne4857]

Me too

[@ConstantinosJkay]

i fakin wiped my screen man.... 3-4 times...

[@VerySadBatman]

LOL! Your Profile Pic.

[@saotaku8035]

Why is the sea salty? Because the land never waves back.

[@MrSunbeam]

Good one)

[@jxsh_amnesty497]

What are you when there's no coffee? Dipresso

[@keaneeh6541]

Daughter: MOM STOP YOU NEVER MAKE GOOD JOKES Me: i made you

[@allie1738]

That's sad but so funny! 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bigmoist4690]

No. Jokes have a meaning

[@edwardanimsyujinamuka6203]

I dont trust stairs you know why? why.... Cause they are always up to something

[@shokee-mobilelegends332]

I get it.

[@zacknight1107]

Hahahaha

[@afluffypunda4046]

Because he's BATMAN...

[@xdenoxxl]

Or down to something Kill me

[@yamicchi7337]

I see,u copy it

[@idontcare6001]

I dont know why,i laughed even before the joke..

[@hanihoneyhani]

Same here😂

[@balwaann]

I laughed even before the video starts

[@HeyEveryoneHi]

I laughed just before reading your comment

[@heavysaber9431]

I laughed an hour before watchimg the video

[@SonArdhynata]

I laughed two years ago.

[@caitlin3908]

Daughter: Hey Dad!? Dad: yeah? Daughter: Can you make me a sandwich? Dad: POOF! Your a sandwich!

[@dhfuohaksdsduijkzj5856]

@Alex the Bossatron Goddammit joey this is the 4th time godammit

[@eknaap8800]

It's: you're....

[@geraldfrost4710]

Waitress, this potato is bad. Can you correct it for me? Certainly, sir. Bad potato, bad potato, bad potato! (wagging of a finger helps.)

[@nickwee258]

The brown and sticky joke is one of my favorites since like 30 years ago.

[@MohammedFeet]

What did the wall say to the other wall? We will meet at the corner

[@hi-tk8hx]

willhill mark e

[@oger3225]

Get the fuck out dude

[@tinypotato6795]

willhill mark lol

[@Fishtank33]

willhill mark 😂😂😂😂

[@japaneseambassador3562]

That's an actually good one! Now get out.

[@nolongermonetized1327]

Hey wanna hear a joke about ghosts? That's the spirit

[@Abyss.3]

No longer monetized 9/10

[@laurah3791]

🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@ruelprakash7696]

Wow😊😊😊☺️☺️

[@ino6001]

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!

[@rusty3238]

0:27 Him- "What do you call a pile of cats" Me- A *cat*-astrophe?

[@mamadra9772]

Makes no sense. A pile of DEAD cats maybe

[@solid5]

What did the cowboy scream, when he had to go to a toilet? I HAVE A *DIAR-HEE-YAW* !

[@legend_el]

Oh my god!! Lmaoo😂😂😂

[@fmjjjjn7510]

Shit I’m gonna cry😭😭😭😭

[@solid5]

african scratcher-You can....It’s fine here, this is where dads cry

[@Starphixx]

What was the mexican called that lost his car? Carlos

[@harshvardhanzaveri]

lol

[@gummychannel8815]

Lol

[@flare_studios.]

I was low-key about to type that It's the only good joke I have lol

[@peachy_uzu]

Sainz

[@nilaysabnis4799]

@@peachy_uzu exactly

[@sovanraksa2112]

Whats the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs Edit: Okay, so I’ve been seeing some comments saying this is copied and I’d like to clear some things up. Yes, it is copied. I saw it from somewhere a long long time ago and obviously, I found it funny. And that’s the only reason why I posted it here. It’s only because I want everyone else to have a good time. That’s my only intention. I have no wish of gaining likes. In fact, I’ve never came back to this video since the day I commented this and I didn’t even know it got that many likes. So, I hope everybody here just enjoy the joke and move on with their days. Have a wonderful day!

[@FrozenAce69]

wooohhhhh XD

[@fritzreyes9948]

Fck da got me

[@nanaygina955]

That's copied

[@nickt4231]

Omg you are so dirty minded.

[@emacristescu4548]

That's copied bro.

[@Jan_Koopman]

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger then it hit me

[@Demonade_]

What does the fish say when the river is clogged DAM

[@GamingDischarge]

That last one was actually good lmao XD

[@lakrimacore5858]

GamingDischarge 320 Likes btw

[@shamhassan503]

GamingDischarge ikr!!

[@wendajdesign]

GamingDischarge hahaa

[@hugo511]

GamingDischarge I thought the answer would be "a CATastrophe"

[@tkak4]

the only one that made me laugh

[@ronaldberari8241]

Why is Santa's sack so big? Answer: Because he only comes once a year.

[@samo8565]

ronald berari hahahhahahahahahaha

[@mr.friendly857]

ronald berari lolol that was good budy

[@BondofOblivion]

ronald berari omg! 😂

[@kennethross4239]

ronald berari so original haha.

[@-bacon_bacon-]

ronald berari shit....hahaha

[@DE23]

Everything becomes 10 times funnier when you're told it's not funny before hand.

[@Luksa175]

If these were BAD ones... Damn, I'm going to run out of breath on the good ones then xd

[@LauraEttori03]

Why did the chicken cross the road? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT! -Gordon Ramsay

[@peroperovic8857]

Laura HAHAHAHAHQH LEGENDARY

[@muhammadhisyam8086]

hahaha u nailed it

[@adrindazril3913]

Laura why did the chicken cross the road? Gordon ramsay:BECAUSE ITS STILL FUCKING RAWW!!

[@shaleniravikumar8203]

Because ITS FUCKING RAW!!

[@jayjay_lee]

Laura why did the chicken cross the road? TO RUN FROM THE FRICKING KFC MAN

[@rowk19]

The bison one FUCKING KILLED ME 😂

[@punkybruster1084]

Row K it almost got me but I held it in and I started to cry because of holding it in

[@nolanfeltham879]

It hit me

[@ryandikisetiawan]

Me too brahh

[@TEXAS2459]

Row K yeah man m still cracking on it...omfaak...wth did i just hear

[@haengbok637]

Row K same

[@adrianjohnmanuel]

I found the most greatest dad joke I had ever read with my eyes Wife: I have to tell you something, i’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, i’m Dad. Wife: No you’re not.

[@mricyhot7465]

Rayan trahan??

[@TheShadowless]

How the turn tables 😂

[@potatoroot2814]

Oh no...

[@kheilasreti4535]

What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain What is it called when the pile falls over? A catastrophe

[@petersonscottb]

I entered a pun contest and made 10 entries but none of them won. Nope. No pun in 10 did.

[@denzcaponelol6545]

petersonscottb good one

[@wizlekardes]

Lul

[@KanishkMalkan]

😀

[@ramchandraumrankar4457]

No pun intended 😁

[@filipe_paixao]

I was about to put a like, but...

[@s-boy2004]

What's brown and sticky ? A stick. 😂😂

[@elizabethannlao6213]

Everyone is thinking that the answer was..... (sorry can't tell)

[@thepathofsalaf1320]

"Bison" LMAO

[@errymikh3353]

What do you call a pig that does Karate? A pork Chop

[@jeremiahpachuau9322]

JACKIE CHAN

[@toni929ann]

What do you call a pig that picks its nose? A hambooger

[@teofannispapadopoulos4349]

Very niiiiiceeee

[@darkyboi1635]

@@toni929ann isn't that a cow?

[@toni929ann]

@@darkyboi1635 it is, but ham comes from pigs. I know that hamburgers came from Hamburg, Germany and that's why they're called that.

[@kinkaly]

hahaha that Buffalo joke!!!!! hahahahaha

[@ZoomedInWithJosh]

Epic! LOL

[@NBACoDGaming]

kingsley Chan Yeah cos that isn't totally overused

[@FxckingRuthless]

zTxmi so if it's overused no one can enjoy it?

[@NBACoDGaming]

Ahmd Rafaie Precisely

[@Imyourmoose]

kingsley Chan ashame they are all from the Internet

[@umrmohammad1344]

everything is much funnier when you not allowed to laugh

[@saranghae7508]

umr mohammad exactly. ..

[@_deletus_]

200th liek

[@salimalbitar]

Oh, indeed!

[@anorangewithacapybaraunder2370]

Dads everywhere: *write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!*

[@randiemiller8886]

Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on their ships? So when they return they can scan the navy in.

[@Max-hn8xp]

Why was the police man in bed? *Cause he was an undercover cop*

[@LizzySimba]

Makillian HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I'M DEAD THIS JOKE KILLED ME

[@xtat955]

Dude😂😂💀

[@GandhikaF]

i dont get it :(

[@interitus7703]

No you call him a fake cop

[@Will-cz6ld]

Gandhika Farhan how?

[@samovarmaker9673]

*"Bad"*

[@-Faris-]

Spell it backwards

[@ramses7923]

Faris Zurub oh no

[@Flowwy9205]

Dat face tho

[@Flowwy9205]

Faris Zurub Dabbing sucks

[@wzdom852]

Samovar maker *Bad* on them haters

[@nokkk9212]

I once threw a boomerang Now, I live in constant fear

[@uke7084]

The bathroom humor is always the Achilles heal for my husband

[@Brievel]

Men.

[@holycrap4742]

*What do you call a cloud's underwear . . . . Thunderwear

[@registeel4725]

Holy Crap THUNDER THIGHS XD

[@chuchusubliminals5388]

Holy Crap z😇😂😂😂😂

[@aishafawcett5201]

Netflix & Nyongto

[@wheatleythebrick2276]

Holy Crap is this a megaman reference?

[@geisterfahrer3844]

what do u call gods poop

[@Unselder]

My dad sent me this haha

[@gabrielcundari3104]

Thats sad 😂

[@deathwish766]

Unselder The ultimate dad joke.

[@Unselder]

I don't know what to say about how I ended up getting so many likes, but my dad says we should be getting paid for it 😂

[@kaleighzayas3653]

Me too

[@lizziesangi1602]

Unselder. He's a genius

[@Chikoooo]

What happened to the italian chef ? He pasta away

[@toni929ann]

I'm Italian so I find that funny🤣

[@karim-mu3xu]

@@toni929ann well, I'm not italian and found that funny😂

[@toni929ann]

@@karim-mu3xu perche è divertente!😂 (because it's funny)

[@lavisha9948]

LMAO 😂

[@Thoothje_]

What did the italian chef give is his GF on Valentine’s Day ? A hug and a quiche

[@FortunateMean]

What do you call a person with no body and a nose? Nobody "nose"

[@aidensample1757]

Non existent?

[@FortunateMean]

@@aidensample1757 read again properly

[@Crissy4_]

WHAT HAS ME DYING IS WHEN THEY START LAUGHING BEFORE THEY HEAR THE ANSWER😂😂😂😂😂

[@maxwalker3955]

Pretty Crissy same here🖐️

[@DhananjaySharmaofficial]

I laughed at all those bad jokes 😂

[@memeenthusiast4052]

Dhananjay Sharma You have an amazing sense of humour

[@ellenakavarera1565]

you're ready to be a dad.

[@finn4107]

Even I had to laugh... and I'm from Germany.

[@ilhamcvd]

Dhananjay SharmaTM me too

[@anthonylayson5942]

Hahaha... That was good! 😂😂😂

[@saurabhgiri7753]

Pun entered, killed 10. Pun in ten dead

[@SabsWithR]

Its more about the people themselves laughing than the jokes being funny thats making me laugh

[@cheemsdope5300]

What did the plate say to the spoon ? "The dinner's on me"

[@HeyEveryoneHi]

Nice one hhhhhhh

[@godxstreaks411]

Lmao noice

[@Shailabhish]

😂😂😂😂

[@estradarhydeljand.3356]

4:08 and thats what bird sounds like

[@shatshy8902]

Rhydel Estrada bye son

[@FarooqSerri]

LMAOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@snovmantes2755]

Rhydel Estrada congo, i laughed

[@ashtoncox9152]

I was lying in my bed when I watched this and when I heard that bison one, I just laughed out loud 😂 🤣

[@peternicholas3719]

I lost every time.

[@Robert-ct8um]

yeah i'd be no good at this game

[@z_vizo4594]

same

[@aimanjamaluddin4188]

Peter Nichola fu

[@khanainthekitchen9070]

Peter Nicholas same

[@ItsLukeOzade]

aiman homer idiot

[@soulmate6365]

JIN are you listening😂😂

[@slattt6104]

BTS ARMY fuck off it isnt related to a tekken character

[@straeysthetic]

Countt yo chill its just because Jin ist making dead Jokes 24/7 and its a lil Joke so please just stay calm

[@littleseven5751]

Lol

[@raveenahramesh6153]

AYYYYYY

[@joongreenbriar6049]

Countt calm yo ass or ima spit dirty water on you. You are very no fun. Clean your mouth because you got no jams

[@kuyavanzkoyfromph6999]

1:49 he's laught like joker

[@cayleyish7357]

What happens when a tile looses a contest? It gets floored.

[@lbhbig4688]

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team? Because she kept running away from the ball

[@iamcheapierthanvguccisocks1666]

Illusion Master [AMV] *cracks up*

[@adhityain]

The buffalo one, its gets me everytime LOL

[@srttp2]

The background music makes it better 😂

[@gailraby1722]

whats funny about "buy sun"?

[@zuhailishufller8046]

Gail Raby bison

[@AlexsaurusRex]

Gail Raby that you spelled it wrong. It's "Bye Son". Buffalo are also known as Bison. It's a play on words

[@UnknownTaliban]

Adhitya Insan Nurizky Tooth Hurty gets me 😂😂😂

[@thaneindranaidu8688]

Why Nachos and Tacos dont get along? Nacho says: Im "Nacho" friend ever Taco: Come on, can we "TACO" bout it?

[@mahelambukusa9717]

These bad dad jokes are giving me headaches, just to understand them.

[@ronin4781]

What kind of tree has hands?? - *a palm tree*

[@ellearmy9394]

*windshield laugh* ahhahahaa hi army

[@ronin4781]

@@ellearmy9394 hallo still no likes???

[@jacobcrowson3074]

Face palms... then laughs historically

[@markgearing]

A banana tree

[@thenicerpolar2669]

Plam trees dont have hands dumbass

[@mariumkhan9521]

This is all the material I need to traumatize my kids.

[@mohammadparvez6829]

Me too 🤣🤣🤣

[@geraldfrost4710]

Oh, no. There's more. I was writing down jokes against the day I couldn't remember them. Now over 1,500 long. No matter where you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.

[@HuskyMN2002]

When I have kids in 10 or 20 or however, many more years past being 21, I know where to backtrack and find jokes when I have children 😂

[@maritzasylvia]

Cried laughing!!!! That was so cute! 🤣🥰🇿🇦

[@syedmazharulislam6420]

Why can’t you fart in a Apple store? Because it has no windows

[@Moonlight_14632]

What did the drunken man said to the woman? Alcohol you later

[@erroliima1]

Cherry Kook I shouldn’t have laughed

[@ITACHIUCHIHA-vy4uq]

Hi kpop folks

[@noah321]

why is your profile pic the same person as the guy above

[@opet_KDR]

do u mean i beat u later

[@onionnyamous5453]

u got me

[@aliciacutie273]

the last dudes laugh damn he be whistlin' IM DYING

[@angeliki1606]

golden seagull Ikr?😂

[@aparajitapatar6141]

I love your profile pic

[@KimTaehyung-uz1ut]

ARMY!!!!

[@tobyholmes5345]

Ok I’ll call an ambulance

[@shaswatsingh1409]

This is the pinnacle of human capability and KZbin entertainment

[@weareafteryou3975]

Have you heard that joke about the airplane? Oh, I guess it just flew over your head

[@bangtansbae3985]

So is this where Jin and Suho get their inspiration from?

[@abhilasha9608]

maybe😂

[@jasmingasmi7819]

Bangtan's Bae Probably. But I’ve always loved they’re jokes so I don’t care where it’s from💀👏 lol😂

[@bun5714]

can you imagine them watching these videos for hours to get ideas lmao

[@kelp1766]

Figured someone would mention Jin haha

[@monsieurbacteria4468]

If they didn’t get this as inspiration they should watch it. Recommended

[@diamondmaryam1573]

Police:where do you live? Me: with my parents Police: where do your parents live? Me: with me Police: where do you all live? Me: together Police: where is your house? Me: next to my neighbors house Police: where is your neighbors house? Me: you won't believe me if I tell you Police: tell me Me: next to my house

[@-Faris-]

An American cop would probably shoot you by now.

[@diamondmaryam1573]

Faris Zurub 😂😂😂😂

[@LKFoenix]

Diamond Maryam 😂😂😂

[@kenji_x117]

Diamond Maryam copy pasta

[@kenji_x117]

xKstereo It simply means copy paste

[@badjaeaux]

thank you for coming back this is the best videos ever the most underrated too

[@orlando780]

What happens when a dad joke starts with a rhetorical question?

[@akianaelyse9710]

KIM SEOKJIN IS THE KING OF DAD JOKES! THAT'S WHY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!! 😍😍😂😂

[@FroSty-ps6pn]

How are these considered "bad"..... i literally almost lost a lung😂😂

[@FirdausMTB]

He said "almost" didn't he?

[@that_snkfan139]

Let me guess... you're a dad😂

[@randomdude9135]

@@that_snkfan139 No I'm 19 and don't remember marrying a woman

[@ShawnFX]

@@dedmemes. I mean his name is "I take everything too literally"

[@XarlesWolfgangSteel]

Because you're dumbass. You think a joke designed for children is funny

[@DaCheat100]

Two fish were in a tank, one turns to the other and says.... Hey Frank! Do you know how to drive this thing?!

[@kevoso5660]

If it works but it's stupid, it isn't stupid.

[@TimTim-dq2nf]

*Get ready for the most funniest jokes ever* -What don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish -Why did the lobster blush? Because the sea weed -What does a mermaid wear to math lessons? An algae-bra -What is a blue whale’s favourite james bond film? License to krill Haha funny isn’t it ;)) Ha ha ha.... This is why i dont have friends :(..

[@Hollohon]

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[@raquelo6384]

Tim Tim that was hilarious!!!

[@kojo898]

Tim Tim haha the sea weed part was hella funny hahaha

[@kojo898]

You already got a friend here. Will sub

[@TimTim-dq2nf]

Kojo Agyeman thanks bro 🙏🏻 appreciate it fam

[@susanwilliams-morales1902]

What four letters frighten a burglar? O I C U!

[@wherearejinslines6488]

Susan Williams i dont get it

[@AlexM-xp3ie]

WHERE ARE JIN'S LINES oh I see you.

[@theawkweirdchild4675]

Susan Williams-Morales You are my new friend

[@sovanraksa2112]

WHERE ARE JIN'S LINES its oh i see you. If you read tbe letters 1 by 1

[@lollyboi8256]

I read burger and was confused 😂😭

[@masterzero1701]

my favorite part is when they laugh and i don't understand the joke :D

[@antonkucherov4491]

Then ur not yet a dad

[@Jenna_Tolls420]

I had a dream that i am a muffler. Then i woke up exhausted.

[@rishabhpandey2529]

Viktoras K. That is difficult to understand for some people , amazing joke!! (I am into Bikes).

[@hey_there6592]

I heard that recently in one of All Dedf episode

[@aliciacutie273]

oh god not again why am i binge watching dad jokes at 2am

[@alishaahmed11]

golden seagull same

[@thehashslingingslasher5336]

Try 3am... you pussies

[@alishaahmed11]

Casey Cactus gonna rewatch now lmao

[@lordmorgath8527]

4am

[@shanewilliams5771]

Cuz you're high on Jin

[@danieljensen9275]

One of the funniest videos I have seen in a while =)

[@juliourbina9474]

Nice try dad.

[@Merfolk_]

I love how most of them have Dad hats too

[@ribbit91]

*Me laughing very loudly at basically 12am in the morning whilst everyone is sleeping :)))*

[@patronusstag]

I wouldn't last one second here, I lost it at every one.

[@Mohamad214GameFr]

Ayesha Irfan but how lmfao its not funny at all, nothing is without insulting the fuck out of something/somebody anymore