The Jokes We Almost Didn't Post!

The jokes that make you laugh uncontrollably... well actually this video takes you back to the very first Don't Laugh Challenge we ever recorded and we seemed to take it very serious. Well Leigh still sucks at it, but Jana is so hard to beat.
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[@darrencobb5036]

An addendum to the coffee joke, unfortunately the cops couldn't press charges on the mugging, as there was insufficient grounds.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Now we are talking 😂

[@sehrschee]

@@WeGotTheChocolates What happend in a comedy coffee shop? The beans got roasted.

[@chrismorris1304]

I hope they filtered themselves appropriately

[@deweyoxburger5470]

Meanwhile all of the toilets in the station were stolen. The police have nothing to go on.....

[@djhrecordhound4391]

Macabre comedy coffee is just a dark roast

[@Vintage_geek]

It's interesting to see Jana's strategies for not laughing... she rationalizes, recaps/explains the punchline, or nods and changes her tone to kinda condescending ... "good one"... true master of the sport!

[@johnnyhun1]

or she just doesnt have a sense of humor lol

[@patrikollus]

"A plateau is the highest form of flattery." That's good!

[@Shaniq307]

That trail mix line is absolutely top.

[@markuhler2664]

Doesn't know who Rick Astley is? I hope y'all rolled him to eternity

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

That was devastating wasn’t it

[@mattpalmer7466]

@@WeGotTheChocolates This was my favourite out of the bunch, Cracker joke

[@originaldahha]

that return volley on the neil joke was perfect!

[@elindquist5725]

What's green and moves at 80Km/hr? - Frog in a blender What do you get if you add milk? - Frog nogg What's Brown an sits in a cup? -Frog nogg, a week later What happens if you drink it? - You croak!

[@djhrecordhound4391]

What happens after your funeral? You get toad in the hole. Did you hear of the frog comedian who was good at roasting? He could really ribbit.

[@wolfie54321]

It's a good thing Leigh saw the "watch for children" sign in a later episode, now he can make that joke at 7:29 better. 🤣

[@banana3955]

Think there should be bonus points for getting Jana to laugh

[@jamesestelle7260]

​@@elsu6038 you're weird for asking. She's married with a baby.

[@elsu6038]

@@jamesestelle7260 what's so weird in regularly following her comedies?

[@jamesestelle7260]

@@elsu6038 also, this wasn't to make you feel bad, you could just be a normal fan. But, with the amount of people who are not normal, I wouldn't want to be looked up if I was in her position. Know what I mean?

[@elsu6038]

@@jamesestelle7260 that's a too good and kind reply......🙂🙂....I won't do the same again

[@elsu6038]

Subscribed you now 🙂🙂

[@user-cq1lv3ci1e]

What is the difference between gay and straight rooster? Straight rooster screams in the morning “cock-a-doodle-do” !! Gay rooster screams in the morning “Any-cock-will-do”!

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

😂😂😂 maybe because it’s early in the morning but I lost it at that

[@user-cq1lv3ci1e]

🤣🤣🤣

[@RSProduxx]

The "light is faster than sound" one was not a joke, it was just sad and true :)

[@CorvusCorone68]

also why first impressions aren't as valid as 2nd impressions in judging character

[@johnrowland3105]

I left a cheese grater at my blind friends house the other day. He called me up and said it was the most violent book he'd ever read

[@marcinj2290]

my neighbor's kid chews on electric wires they should ground him

[@donbrodie14]

What you call a deer with no eyes?? No idea!! Thanks for coming!!!

[@roccojames4703]

What do you call a dead deer with no eyes? Still, no idea !! 😂😂

[@Mathghamhan]

Thanks for the content! It makes sense why they didn’t make the first cut, glad to have them anyways. I was also under the impression they were cut for a different reason though.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha yeah I thought it was good to see the development 😂

[@TaylorAmes]

The plateau and reverse knock knock jokes were the best imo

[@kyleharrison713]

Honestly I never once watched these for the points lol. Just love the cast and jokes.

[@a.v.vleuten1113]

"A soldier returns from war. What is the first thing he does when he sees his wife?" "Yes, been gone for 2 years, I know what he does first when he sees his wife." "Yeah, ok, sure. But what does he do second?" "I don't know. Hugs his kids?" "No, then he takes off his backpack."

[@peterhorn9934]

Worth it to stay to the end

[@MrSleepProductionsInc]

My friend just got a job in a local orchestra. She had to pull a few strings.

[@kami_neko]

a tank joke and then a ghost joke, definitely coincidence

[@stevesolomon2348]

In regard to the first joke, "I'm not indecisive, I just can't make up my mind",

[@arm7987]

2 fish are in a tank. One says to the other "you man the guns, ill drive!"

[@brian554xx]

Laughed enough to barely be aware of my crush on Jana. ha. indecisive is the best i could hope for.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Not entirely sure what that means but thanks for watching 😂😂

[@brian554xx]

@@WeGotTheChocolates I mean she wouldn't be interested in me; at best, indecisive. Yah, nah; ja, na; Jana.

[@Samurai_Stoner]

Did you hear about the people that broke into the police station and stole all the toilets... The cops didn't catch who did it, they had nothing to go on...

[@djhrecordhound4391]

Oh yeah...? Did you hear that someone stole all the beans from Buckingham Palace? He's been given a royal pardon.

[@jonjohnson1978.]

Big fan of the channel but these are shockers 🤣🙏👊 Will say though Jana almost went on the ledge joke 🥳

[@djhrecordhound4391]

Nah, she's over the ledge now 😁

[@rodriguezdelacruz3353]

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere!

[@jertheber1]

ghost joke: A hippy rents a haunted room. Just as he was about to fall asleep, the ghost says "I'm the ghost of the bloody, bloody fingers". the hippy says "cool man, you need a Band-Aid"

[@phnelson033]

That unrequited knock-knock joke from Jana is very solid indeed. Although, it's more for the audience -- and at the participant's expense 😎 I do enjoy seeing the participant sit blankly: "wait...what?...wait..." But tough to actually GET the participant to laugh with that I suppose.

[@officerahmo]

I don't get it either..

[@djhrecordhound4391]

​@@officerahmoI think it's along the same lines of "How do you keep an idiot in suspense?--I'll tell you next week." If it isn't, I don't get it either 😆

[@RealAndySkibba]

Fun throwback!

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

That was the main purpose 😂

[@demonbadger86]

Jana is cold as ice at this.

[@erictaylor5462]

"There is no "I" in team, but there are two in me."

[@marcinj2290]

what do a short-sighted vision defect gynecologist and a labrador have in common wet nose

[@djhrecordhound4391]

Do you know why the gynecologist visited the optometrist? Everything was looking so fuzzy to him.

[@jericosha2842]

I was still greatly entertained lol

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha thank you. I thought it was just cool to see where we started!

[@EvilTwin559]

I asked a friend in a wheelchair what he was up to. He said: Just kickin' it.

[@tcmatias]

That last one was great. Though crowd.

[@rafsandomierz5313]

The two guys walk in the forest, one guy steps on a plank and suddenly screams "Ow Neil!" The third guy responds "Neil isn't here anymore".

[@aizazrasheed684]

A joke that will kill - Where do you get the best edible panties - Hole Foods

[@florianbunzel]

Ouch, that Last one Hurts 😢 Great Joke anyway 😂

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha it’s very good if you know who he is 😂😂

[@djhrecordhound4391]

Almost had me Rickrolling on the floor...

[@emkosarchie]

"just a heads up to mickus fans...'🤣🤣🤣

[@boblewis5762]

I have a step ladder... I never knew my real ladder

[@mikeyboy1998]

I love these videos ❤

[@kishka7]

Ja NA is just TOO CUTE!!

[@kaivalya931]

that plateau joke was good

[@SmashyEggman]

Nice to see the return of Sammy to the screen

[@Schradermusic]

How can someone not know who Rick Astley is?

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

That is a wonderful question 😂

[@pe6649]

You are all cool, but Jana is the star

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha we will definitely tell her I assure you of that

[@curiocitizen1069]

@@WeGotTheChocolatesPlease tell her that I love her

[@Bulrien]

I usually love these videos as they are always really funny. These weren't the best jokes I've seen on here though and after the first few I decided I wasn't going to finish the video. I forgot to turn it off and ended up finishing the video. I guess you could say I came for the laughs but stayed on accident.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha we appreciate you forgetting

[@deBurung]

that's "fsh" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@goodtim3s394]

Jana is the Ice Queeeeen

[@Charlesb88]

Regarding the goldfish joke, she should have said after the punchline, “No tanks, that joke was tread-full.”😂🤣

[@iq_solutions]

I'll take second. Alot of these didn't make it for good reason.

[@joshsiddoway1223]

whats black white and red all over? 2 nun in a chainsaw fight

[@joeymcguire8742]

That Rick Astley joke is really good

[@djhrecordhound4391]

The joke is so timeless, it's Never Gonna Let You Down.

[@StoneBubbles]

Isn’t today the day Mitch is getting his Prince Albert piercing? #27

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

It is the day it happened yes 😂

[@mauriciojimenez98]

Is the song new!? I’d never hear that until now!

[@christiancarroll6597]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just bbcauuuse.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Love this one 😂

[@schmerol]

jana is cheating. she smiles in reverse 4:52

[@karenling1754]

Jana you legend!!!!

[@berninator9790]

8:34 As a german i despise this joke so much 😂

[@slightlyfoxed9809]

Two gold fish in a tank ..one says to the other " you drive and I'll man the guns"

[@raafmaat]

dayummm, i can see why these got cut lol

[@ChristopherB123]

Let's just say kudos to the (original) editor!

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Same editor 😂 just wanted to be a bit more real

[@g01dHaCkEr]

Don't you mean "a bit more reel"?

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

@@g01dHaCkEr hahaha do I? Of the Instagram variety or fishing variety?

[@jeffreyfitzsimmons5022]

Ty. Love all yinz

[@JoshuaPerera]

8:56 has me scared for my life

[@wedge47]

I bet I could I could get Jana to laugh.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

I think you could too!

[@wedge47]

@@WeGotTheChocolates Ok, I have a joke for Jana. Can you make a video of you telling it to her? I would love to see her reaction. How do you tell the sex of an ant? You put it in water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. And if it floats... well it's... buoyant.

[@syahrulh687]

​@@wedge47Jana: "Hmm.. good one..."

[@TassieDinkum90]

I first heard the 'Buddhist at a hot dog stand' joke in the movie Bicentennial Man when I was 9 24 years later I still do not get it

[@beetalius]

I invented that knock knock joke in 1987!!!

[@romlyn99]

Yeah... I can see why those didn't make it. If a smile was breaking, then I didn't break for this compilation.

[@subhajitdas9990]

dont know about you guys .....I'm here for jana

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Haha das is good to know!

[@messylaura]

yep, i can see why they never made it in the first cut

[@marcinj2290]

My wife said I was infantile I told her to get the f.... off my trampoline

[@marksimonds13]

What happens to beans when they show up late for work? They get canned...

[@guitaristsrockable]

Hey guys! Love the channel. Quick question : why does the Easter bunny hide his eggs? He doesn't want anyone to know he's been fucking a chicken! 😊

[@archangel1547]

What did one bladder say to the other bladder that wanted to join its club? Congratulations, urine.

[@goldenapplereviews9135]

Is that Sam Heazlett from the Brisbane Heat?

[@kjbunnyboiler]

Jana , funny and beautiful👍👍

[@Teckno77]

I think a half hour video of Jana just saying fsshhh 😄 ASMR...JA-SMAR-NA? 🤔

[@grandpasadventures8525]

Jana ... 😍😍😍 wanna take her home

[@sourabhmayekar3354]

Lovely ❤

[@comedyplate]

How much does Jana laugh in her day-to-day life? That's what I'm curious about. Most of the time I'm watching her, she's trying to suppress her laughter. Is she normally constantly laughing?

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha very rarely actually 😂

[@comedyplate]

@@WeGotTheChocolates Agh. I had figured she was secretly a big laugh maniac.

[@carlandersson6140]

Where do I request jokes on this channel?

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Send them in at the website or otherwise we will find them in the comments here mate!

[@lira_mira001]

how is life like a pines? Sometimes it's hard... but but when you get older it calms down

[@elindquist5725]

How do you spot a blind man on a "clothes optional" beach? ....seriously? come on its not hard 😏

[@Certified_Commenter]

3:43 Can somebody explain it I didn't get it

[@michaeldeeny8559]

Gode would be great with these

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

We literally have to get him in 😂

[@Echo_Wrecker]

I have a pretty vulgar one…..

[@aritragupta4182]

Is it just me or does anyone else get Sam, Matt and Rory confused with one another?

[@Dung30n]

A young gentleman walks into a florists, asking what flowers to buy for a first date. The shopkeep tells him: if you want to hold her hand - buy lilies, if you want to kiss her - buy roses. So he asks her to wrap the cactus for him.

[@djhrecordhound4391]

Redd Foxx joke: Two women are talking... "Hey, isn't that your husband leaving the flower shop with that massive bouquet?" "Oh no, it is! I'm gonna have to keep my legs up for a week!" "Well why don't you get a vase?"

[@aorsoul...7532]

I copped off with anorexic twins last night. Two birds...one stone...

[@olevam1]

I did not get pee in the deep end joke

[@dilligaff1979]

He was standing on the edge of the pool and peeing in the pool.

[@ptrinch]

@@dilligaff1979 Must gave not seen the sign.... "Welcome to the ool. Notice there is no "p" in it. Please keep it that way."

[@MarkRendle]

What’s a 14-letter words that starts and ends with N and means constipation? “Nnnnnnnnnnnnnn”

[@larseriksson42]

I fail to see their miserable placing. If they make you feel a bit nauseous and want to slap somebody, or yourself in the face real hard, that's when you've got the right ingredients! Like my best one, "Did you hear about the pyromaniacs that went on a date?" So many good and terrible endings to that, just mix it up :)

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

When I had a knee reconstruction I was considering Lars surgery. Just ended up going regular keyhole though!

[@FuzzyWCTX]

Need Febes!

[@TearsOnAWind]

oh... this crazy pronounciation of aussie people. to me as non native english speaker its blow my mind more then undersnatd jokes i need to firstly understand whats word its recently spelled. Never think its to happen but "God bless English RP" =)

[@M-Phunk]

Tip for the audio editing guy, stop using too much Noise Gate on the mics

[@onlydefuseonce]

Does jana still have her baby ? 😊

[@marcinj2290]

I have the body of a nineteen-year-old I just have to be careful not to thaw

[@bizkit4136]

Anyone else just skip through to the parts with Yana in it?

[@Verbalaesthet]

Hahahahahahaha