The Jokes We Almost Didn't Post!

[@darrencobb5036]

An addendum to the coffee joke, unfortunately the cops couldn't press charges on the mugging, as there was insufficient grounds.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Now we are talking 😂

[@sehrschee]

@@WeGotTheChocolates What happend in a comedy coffee shop? The beans got roasted.

[@chrismorris1304]

I hope they filtered themselves appropriately

[@deweyoxburger5470]

Meanwhile all of the toilets in the station were stolen. The police have nothing to go on.....

[@djhrecordhound4391]

Macabre comedy coffee is just a dark roast

[@patrikollus]

"A plateau is the highest form of flattery." That's good!

[@Vintage_geek]

It's interesting to see Jana's strategies for not laughing... she rationalizes, recaps/explains the punchline, or nods and changes her tone to kinda condescending ... "good one"... true master of the sport!

[@johnnyhun1]

or she just doesnt have a sense of humor lol

[@Shaniq307]

That trail mix line is absolutely top.

[@originaldahha]

that return volley on the neil joke was perfect!

[@markuhler2664]

Doesn't know who Rick Astley is? I hope y'all rolled him to eternity

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

That was devastating wasn’t it

[@mattpalmer7466]

@@WeGotTheChocolates This was my favourite out of the bunch, Cracker joke

[@elindquist5725]

What's green and moves at 80Km/hr? - Frog in a blender What do you get if you add milk? - Frog nogg What's Brown an sits in a cup? -Frog nogg, a week later What happens if you drink it? - You croak!

[@djhrecordhound4391]

What happens after your funeral? You get toad in the hole. Did you hear of the frog comedian who was good at roasting? He could really ribbit.

[@donbrodie14]

What you call a deer with no eyes?? No idea!! Thanks for coming!!!

[@roccojames4703]

What do you call a dead deer with no eyes? Still, no idea !! 😂😂

[@banana3955]

Think there should be bonus points for getting Jana to laugh

[@jamesestelle7260]

​@@elsu6038 you're weird for asking. She's married with a baby.

[@elsu6038]

@@jamesestelle7260 what's so weird in regularly following her comedies?

[@jamesestelle7260]

@@elsu6038 also, this wasn't to make you feel bad, you could just be a normal fan. But, with the amount of people who are not normal, I wouldn't want to be looked up if I was in her position. Know what I mean?

[@elsu6038]

@@jamesestelle7260 that's a too good and kind reply......🙂🙂....I won't do the same again

[@elsu6038]

Subscribed you now 🙂🙂

[@wolfie54321]

It's a good thing Leigh saw the "watch for children" sign in a later episode, now he can make that joke at 7:29 better. 🤣

[@KonstantinAzarov-p7t]

What is the difference between gay and straight rooster? Straight rooster screams in the morning “cock-a-doodle-do” !! Gay rooster screams in the morning “Any-cock-will-do”!

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

😂😂😂 maybe because it’s early in the morning but I lost it at that

[@KonstantinAzarov-p7t]

🤣🤣🤣

[@RSProduxx]

The "light is faster than sound" one was not a joke, it was just sad and true :)

[@CorvusCorone68]

also why first impressions aren't as valid as 2nd impressions in judging character

[@TaylorAmes]

The plateau and reverse knock knock jokes were the best imo

[@a.v.vleuten1113]

"A soldier returns from war. What is the first thing he does when he sees his wife?" "Yes, been gone for 2 years, I know what he does first when he sees his wife." "Yeah, ok, sure. But what does he do second?" "I don't know. Hugs his kids?" "No, then he takes off his backpack."

[@johnrowland3105]

I left a cheese grater at my blind friends house the other day. He called me up and said it was the most violent book he'd ever read

[@pe6649]

You are all cool, but Jana is the star

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha we will definitely tell her I assure you of that

[@curiocitizen1069]

@@WeGotTheChocolatesPlease tell her that I love her

[@marcinj2290]

my neighbor's kid chews on electric wires they should ground him

[@arm7987]

2 fish are in a tank. One says to the other "you man the guns, ill drive!"

[@kami_neko]

a tank joke and then a ghost joke, definitely coincidence

[@Mathghamhan]

Thanks for the content! It makes sense why they didn’t make the first cut, glad to have them anyways. I was also under the impression they were cut for a different reason though.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha yeah I thought it was good to see the development 😂

[@florianbunzel]

Ouch, that Last one Hurts 😢 Great Joke anyway 😂

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha it’s very good if you know who he is 😂😂

[@djhrecordhound4391]

Almost had me Rickrolling on the floor...

[@MrSleepProductionsInc]

My friend just got a job in a local orchestra. She had to pull a few strings.

[@stevesolomon2348]

In regard to the first joke, "I'm not indecisive, I just can't make up my mind",

[@brian554xx]

Laughed enough to barely be aware of my crush on Jana. ha. indecisive is the best i could hope for.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Not entirely sure what that means but thanks for watching 😂😂

[@brian554xx]

@@WeGotTheChocolates I mean she wouldn't be interested in me; at best, indecisive. Yah, nah; ja, na; Jana.

[@rodriguezdelacruz3353]

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere!

[@boblewis5762]

I have a step ladder... I never knew my real ladder

[@rafsandomierz5313]

The two guys walk in the forest, one guy steps on a plank and suddenly screams "Ow Neil!" The third guy responds "Neil isn't here anymore".

[@demonbadger86]

Jana is cold as ice at this.

[@phnelson033]

That unrequited knock-knock joke from Jana is very solid indeed. Although, it's more for the audience -- and at the participant's expense 😎 I do enjoy seeing the participant sit blankly: "wait...what?...wait..." But tough to actually GET the participant to laugh with that I suppose.

[@officerahmo]

I don't get it either..

[@djhrecordhound4391]

​@@officerahmoI think it's along the same lines of "How do you keep an idiot in suspense?--I'll tell you next week." If it isn't, I don't get it either 😆

[@erictaylor5462]

"There is no "I" in team, but there are two in me."

[@Samurai_Stoner]

Did you hear about the people that broke into the police station and stole all the toilets... The cops didn't catch who did it, they had nothing to go on...

[@djhrecordhound4391]

Oh yeah...? Did you hear that someone stole all the beans from Buckingham Palace? He's been given a royal pardon.

[@iq_solutions]

I'll take second. Alot of these didn't make it for good reason.

[@emkosarchie]

"just a heads up to mickus fans...'🤣🤣🤣

[@joeymcguire8742]

That Rick Astley joke is really good

[@djhrecordhound4391]

The joke is so timeless, it's Never Gonna Let You Down.

[@marcinj2290]

what do a short-sighted vision defect gynecologist and a labrador have in common wet nose

[@djhrecordhound4391]

Do you know why the gynecologist visited the optometrist? Everything was looking so fuzzy to him.

[@jertheber1]

ghost joke: A hippy rents a haunted room. Just as he was about to fall asleep, the ghost says "I'm the ghost of the bloody, bloody fingers". the hippy says "cool man, you need a Band-Aid"

[@christiancarroll6597]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just bbcauuuse.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Love this one 😂

[@Schradermusic]

How can someone not know who Rick Astley is?

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

That is a wonderful question 😂

[@aizazrasheed684]

A joke that will kill - Where do you get the best edible panties - Hole Foods

[@Charlesb88]

Regarding the goldfish joke, she should have said after the punchline, “No tanks, that joke was tread-full.”😂🤣

[@berninator9790]

8:34 As a german i despise this joke so much 😂

[@kyleharrison713]

Honestly I never once watched these for the points lol. Just love the cast and jokes.

[@wedge47]

I bet I could I could get Jana to laugh.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

I think you could too!

[@wedge47]

@@WeGotTheChocolates Ok, I have a joke for Jana. Can you make a video of you telling it to her? I would love to see her reaction. How do you tell the sex of an ant? You put it in water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. And if it floats... well it's... buoyant.

[@syahrulh687]

​@@wedge47Jana: "Hmm.. good one..."

[@EvilTwin559]

I asked a friend in a wheelchair what he was up to. He said: Just kickin' it.

[@StoneBubbles]

Isn’t today the day Mitch is getting his Prince Albert piercing? #27

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

It is the day it happened yes 😂

[@tcmatias]

That last one was great. Though crowd.

[@peterhorn9934]

Worth it to stay to the end

[@schmerol]

jana is cheating. she smiles in reverse 4:52

[@RealAndySkibba]

Fun throwback!

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

That was the main purpose 😂

[@EricTheRea]

0:31 Do all Aussies pronounce it "day-boo"?? That's adorable!

[@deBurung]

that's "fsh" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Bijorak]

whats black white and red all over? 2 nun in a chainsaw fight

[@ChristopherB123]

Let's just say kudos to the (original) editor!

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Same editor 😂 just wanted to be a bit more real

[@g01dHaCkEr]

Don't you mean "a bit more reel"?

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

@@g01dHaCkEr hahaha do I? Of the Instagram variety or fishing variety?

[@kaivalya931]

that plateau joke was good

[@subhajitdas9990]

dont know about you guys .....I'm here for jana

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Haha das is good to know!

[@jericosha2842]

I was still greatly entertained lol

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha thank you. I thought it was just cool to see where we started!

[@marksimonds13]

What happens to beans when they show up late for work? They get canned...

[@slightlyfoxed9809]

Two gold fish in a tank ..one says to the other " you drive and I'll man the guns"

[@jonjohnson1978.]

Big fan of the channel but these are shockers 🤣🙏👊 Will say though Jana almost went on the ledge joke 🥳

[@djhrecordhound4391]

Nah, she's over the ledge now 😁

[@Bulrien]

I usually love these videos as they are always really funny. These weren't the best jokes I've seen on here though and after the first few I decided I wasn't going to finish the video. I forgot to turn it off and ended up finishing the video. I guess you could say I came for the laughs but stayed on accident.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha we appreciate you forgetting

[@kishka7]

Ja NA is just TOO CUTE!!

[@marcinj2290]

My wife said I was infantile I told her to get the f.... off my trampoline

[@beetalius]

I invented that knock knock joke in 1987!!!

[@TassieDinkum90]

I first heard the 'Buddhist at a hot dog stand' joke in the movie Bicentennial Man when I was 9 24 years later I still do not get it

[@archangel1547]

What did one bladder say to the other bladder that wanted to join its club? Congratulations, urine.

[@goodtim3s394]

Jana is the Ice Queeeeen

[@carlandersson6140]

Where do I request jokes on this channel?

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Send them in at the website or otherwise we will find them in the comments here mate!

[@guitaristsrockable]

Hey guys! Love the channel. Quick question : why does the Easter bunny hide his eggs? He doesn't want anyone to know he's been fucking a chicken! 😊

[@SmashyEggman]

Nice to see the return of Sammy to the screen

[@jeffreyfitzsimmons5022]

Ty. Love all yinz

[@mikeyboy1998]

I love these videos ❤

[@mauriciojimenez98]

Is the song new!? I’d never hear that until now!

[@elindquist5725]

How do you spot a blind man on a "clothes optional" beach? ....seriously? come on its not hard 😏

[@romlyn99]

Yeah... I can see why those didn't make it. If a smile was breaking, then I didn't break for this compilation.

[@messylaura]

yep, i can see why they never made it in the first cut

[@JoshuaPerera]

8:56 has me scared for my life

[@karenling1754]

Jana you legend!!!!

[@comedyplate]

How much does Jana laugh in her day-to-day life? That's what I'm curious about. Most of the time I'm watching her, she's trying to suppress her laughter. Is she normally constantly laughing?

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha very rarely actually 😂

[@comedyplate]

@@WeGotTheChocolates Agh. I had figured she was secretly a big laugh maniac.

[@goldenapplereviews9135]

Is that Sam Heazlett from the Brisbane Heat?

[@aritragupta4182]

Is it just me or does anyone else get Sam, Matt and Rory confused with one another?

[@aorsoul...7532]

I copped off with anorexic twins last night. Two birds...one stone...

[@Teckno77]

I think a half hour video of Jana just saying fsshhh 😄 ASMR...JA-SMAR-NA? 🤔

[@michaeldeeny8559]

Gode would be great with these

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

We literally have to get him in 😂

[@raafmaat]

dayummm, i can see why these got cut lol

[@erictaylor5462]

Why are the some fish in Ukraine scared? They are in Russian tanks.

[@bottelofwater-e3s]

how is life like a pines? Sometimes it's hard... but but when you get older it calms down

[@Echo_Wrecker]

I have a pretty vulgar one…..

[@grandpasadventures8525]

Jana ... 😍😍😍 wanna take her home

[@kjbunnyboiler]

Jana , funny and beautiful👍👍

[@sourabhmayekar3354]

Lovely ❤

[@onlydefuseonce]

Does jana still have her baby ? 😊

[@Certified_Commenter]

3:43 Can somebody explain it I didn't get it

[@MarkRendle]

What’s a 14-letter words that starts and ends with N and means constipation? “Nnnnnnnnnnnnnn”

[@jdjphotographynl]

Hhmmyeah, sorry, but it's pretty clear why most of these jokes didn't make the cut. 😬

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahahaha that’s very fair

[@marcinj2290]

I have the body of a nineteen-year-old I just have to be careful not to thaw

[@olevam1]

I did not get pee in the deep end joke

[@dilligaff1979]

He was standing on the edge of the pool and peeing in the pool.

[@ptrinch]

@@dilligaff1979 Must gave not seen the sign.... "Welcome to the ool. Notice there is no "p" in it. Please keep it that way."

[@bizkit4136]

Anyone else just skip through to the parts with Yana in it?

[@M-Phunk]

Tip for the audio editing guy, stop using too much Noise Gate on the mics

[@TearsOnAWind]

oh... this crazy pronounciation of aussie people. to me as non native english speaker its blow my mind more then undersnatd jokes i need to firstly understand whats word its recently spelled. Never think its to happen but "God bless English RP" =)

[@larseriksson42]

I fail to see their miserable placing. If they make you feel a bit nauseous and want to slap somebody, or yourself in the face real hard, that's when you've got the right ingredients! Like my best one, "Did you hear about the pyromaniacs that went on a date?" So many good and terrible endings to that, just mix it up :)

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

When I had a knee reconstruction I was considering Lars surgery. Just ended up going regular keyhole though!