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[@PhrontDoor]

I'd concur on the airplane scenario. Effectively it's like buying a toaster, and seeing that the toaster is horrible and buying/selling stocks based on that.

[@kphaxx]

Agreed, doesn't even matter if you're a Pop-Tart inside the toaster, it's not insider trading.

[@chevystraightpipe1762]

No jingle on the internet hits hard than the Attorney Tom's Subreddit jingle

[@SGTRandyB]

That clerk is a hero. Look at him, he’s skinny, not very tough looking, I doubt he’s ever been in a heated argument much less a fight. But look at the effort he puts in holy crap! Way to rise to the challenge, that guy needs two raises.

[@atashgallagher5139]

He's gonna get himself hurt hitting with the sides of his fists like that, it compresses your hand weird and will hurt your finger joints and wrist and also only use your triceps to hit with rather than your pecs, triceps, shoulders, and twisting of the torso.

[@mrjjman2010]

@@atashgallagher5139nah hammerfists can be pretty effective and I doubt he’ll hurt his hand lol. It’s relatively difficult to do. Large amount of examples in MMA.

[@pinking5555]

The judge he attacked only sentenced him to the crimes that he was there to see her for. With the new charges his arraignment, trial and sentencing will be with another judge, possibly in a different jurisdiction

[@mr.bulldops7692]

Oof. The man, Deobra Redden, apparently had a history of domestic violence charges, too. The judge was literally citing his history to his lawyer as why she was sentencing jail time rather than parole when he rushed her, immediately proving her point.

[@efad3215]

​@@mr.bulldops7692"Your honor, I wish to recuse myself. I can't in good faith help this man after he attacked you right in front of me"

[@flashmozzg]

Couldn't you still argue that the judge wasn't impartial because she had a bias against this particular man (understandably)? Although if it was just a formality to read the already decided (pre battery) sentence, then it's fine.

[@pinking5555]

@@flashmozzg that is what she did. She sentenced him to what she already planned before he attacked her. That way the sentencing can't be appealed by him

[@efad3215]

@@flashmozzg Hard to say without more context tbh.

[@KnittedSister]

Connors parents clearly lied to him about his ancestry, as the desire to sit in the vase, as well as the apparently physics bending ability to fit his legs in the vase both points to him being at least 50% cat. If Connor fits. Connor sits.

[@sarnxero2628]

He was in that vase because he was getting over it

[@These_Old_Engines]

On the idiot attacking the judge. She issued her verdict and added her notes from just before the showing that she did not change the outcome as a result of being assaulted.

[@danielberry777]

I don’t know who’s keeping Arby’s in business but we really need to find out who is keeping Long John Silver’s in business. Has anyone ever been suggested Long John Silver’s when the “Where should we eat” question comes up??

[@peculiarpodcast2754]

We have never been back to Long John Silvers since my parents got food poisoning years ago. Once was enough to never return!

[@elisegeum1514]

"Dad can I have McDonald's?" Dad:"It depends"

[@Mikemk_]

6:21 Bot here. Never seen anyone but myself and family in the local Arby's. People do go through the drive-through, though.

[@Batzoid]

It's normal for self driving cars to go through Arby's drive-through. They also park them to charge at long John silvers

[@KalasenZyphurus]

As a cyborg, I can confirm that I occasionally pass an Arby's, go in for a beef and cheddar, say "this was alright", then never return to that location.

[@wyattc3508]

Hey Tom, make sure you're taking care of yourself and your home life. So many people are burning out in my area of expertise this time of year, I can only imagine how the law side of the world (especially BI cases) may be. Keep on keeping on

[@malkeus6487]

It's good to know that even in the 60's people had better sense than to admit to a crime or intent to commit a crime on camera. There is not and has not ever been an excuse for such idiocy

[@jurassicattack01]

the editing Dirk does for these videos is always some of the best always gets a good chuckle out of me

[@DirkTheEditor]

Glad you enjoy it. 😊

[@Mr-pn2eh]

Im.the bear

[@DirkTheEditor]

@@Mr-pn2eh 🐻

[@MultiPurposeReviewer]

Me and two friends when to Arby's after our last day of high school, and got lunch and shakes. I thought it was all right; one of my friends got sick. Only time I've ever been there.

[@Qb3nsis]

I have an Arby's near me that is used for their trial market. So I always look at the new things and then order food from somewhere else.

[@DirkTheEditor]

I might be sick but I can still sing some parodies. XD

[@InsomniacsAnonymous36]

Tom intentionally cutting it short to avoid mid roll ads? Respect.

[@MaximNightFury]

The minimum is actually 8 minutes now

[@garrettgravley]

That Boeing question was a great hypothetical. Bravo

[@Lantalia]

More importantly, the information isn't confidential, is known to [part] of the public, and actively being distributed

[@cyberus1438]

My grandma was all about Arby’s, and I don’t understand why. My theory is that she was a little girl in the Great Depression and she equivocated a perception of ‘more meat and/or cheese = good’. Mean she had a lot of habits from the dust bowl like covering all her dishes with a cloth and a fondness for powdered milk

[@PiousSlayer]

3:13 - He thought he was a cat, because cats go "If I fits, I sits." I assume drunk?

[@CainXVII]

4:34 that was an impressive jump though!!

[@rpgroome]

I like the taste of Arby’s food and if I could still eat it without suffering gastrointestinal distress I’d probably still eat there.

[@LadyMWZip]

It Depends! My favourite!! 🎉

[@Avendesora]

Look Tom, the thing about Arby's is there's nowhere else in town that has jalapeno poppers with cream cheese and I am _weak_

[@Cody_Istre]

I actually like Arby's but jalapeno poppers with anything but cheddar are an abomination.

[@smalltime0]

naturally when the door blows off you kick the nearest baby out, but if you don't manage to do that will it still affect the stock price?

[@irdmoose]

Hey Tom, just wondering if a KZbin lawyer says in a video that anyone who eats at Arby's and posts a comment that they eat Arby's is a bot could be sued for slander, since I was watching this video while literally eating Arby's and getting the meat sweats. BOTS DON'T GET THE MEAT SWEATS!

[@Cody_Istre]

Damn, these bots are getting sophisticated...

[@kg4wwn]

@@Cody_Istre"Meat Sweats" is sophisticated?

[@foogod4237]

Maybe you were only programmed to think that you were getting the meat sweats...

[@ecospider5]

I knew there would be a bot.

[@ecospider5]

I knew there would be a bot.

[@speaklifegardenhomesteadpe8783]

That clerk was stamping that defendant who filed himself across the judges desk!! He was pounding the guy!

[@theuncoveredlamp]

Not a lawyer, and i agree that it isnt insider trading, but i wonder if it wouldnt get looked at if it were a bigger transaction? My brother is a higher up at a mutual fund management company and i wonder if it would cause red flags if he in this scenario contacted his firm and told them to dump all their boeing and whatever airline it was's stock before the airline had even landed/crashed.

[@treaustin1]

I saw this Reddit thread and knew you’d pick it up!

[@HistorysRaven]

I used to work at an Arby's on the side of a highway. It got lots of business.

[@TheLocomono9]

Ok I can actually answer your culinary hypothetical of whose keeping arbys in business and the answer is Inspire brands, YUM foods and the entire fast food industry. Basically all fast food companies are owned by 3 companies or rather franchises though them. These franchising deals basically created a pseudo monopoly for these corporations where they are (not legally speaking) staying out of each other’s way. But an important concept for this is how much real estate these companies then own. But they don’t actually own the land, the franchise owns the land, the major companies just own everything on it, the marketing, the branding, the menu choices, the equipment, and the employees. But not technically the land. This allows them to go unchecked as they can physically be shown to own x amount of space or they can claim the franchisee has it. Now that little arbys shop is worth a little but the land is worth a ton the franchisees want to sell but oops they can’t because if they sell the major brands lose money or have to pay ungodly amounts for exiting the contract. Oh and the fun part, if you’re going to sell you have to sell to someone who wants to be a franchisee. So you have to buy the expensive land, can’t remove the building without incurring massive penalties, the equipment inside is considered stolen if you abandon your duties as they are company property, you own the restaurant but have very little control, if you want out you have to get someone to willingly have no control over most aspects of business, and there can be no fast food places demolished, until someone’s life is ruined by bankruptcy. Oh and the horrible part is non fast food restaurants are going the same way. TLDR: basically fast food companies use places like arbys as ransom over franchisees to gain money

[@RonJDuncan]

For the record, I do occasionally get food from Arby's, and no, I'm not a bot. Sadly, they got rid of the potato cakes and it's never been the same.

[@Skyztamer]

1:37 Is this Reddit post by any chance in reference to the recent case of Cedaz? The guy who's being sued by Nike for returning counterfeit shoes in place of the real shoes he bought from a Nike store? (he uploaded a video that basically an open and shut case of self reporting himself; along with the counterfeit supplier)

[@saltyman5603]

I am not a bot and I get Arby's regularly. I like the beef n cheddar with some arby's sauce, and their curly fries slaps. Everything else sucks though.

[@richlaue]

This had him back in court the next day, to give him the original sentence . Yes, there will be a different judge with the attack. This judge will be a witness

[@altaccout]

I saw this today on wsb, am so excited to see a reaction!

[@someguy6062]

I had the hot ham and cheese from Arby's once 30 years ago. And every once in a while i go for some curly fries. That's about it. I am not a bot, and if "Attorney" Tom calls me a bot, I will sue him for defamation and slander.

[@DirkTheEditor]

what if the editor calls you a bot? 🤖😁

[@nsahandler]

"I'M TRYING TO DO SPAMUARY!" Tom. Tom. Just spam us with Better Call Saul reactions. Nobody will mind. Nobody.

[@Slothptimal]

I feel compelled to believe Arby's in the USA must be trash tier. In Canada, it's a solid choice.

[@brendansloan5682]

I am here for that "You Died" Dark Souls audio. Always a nice touch.

[@zerobatsu]

“What does she know about it!” 😂

[@michaelmoorrees3585]

The last one of the English pub, was filmed in the 1960s. It might as well have been an episode of a 1000 Ways to Die. They all smoked. The cars neither had seatbelts, nor airbags. On top of that, the cars had steal dashboards, and solid steering columns (think spear pointing at your chest). And a "crumple zone" to cushion a collision wasn't even a concept ! Even still, in these peoples minds, they were living safe and benign lives, as many lived thru WWII. It was England, which the Germans bombed daily, for most part of one summer (Battle of Britain), and the men, here, in their 40s and 50s, served in that war.

[@danielweston9188]

We bought a LARGE ($230k) computer from a major company. A week after it was installed in 2000 I sold the stock ( I had a lot and it was running high) because after dealing with them I realized that they had made air promises and the system was never going to hit the promises & up time. Not insider trading but real world knowledge . . . The stock dropped 250% by the end of the year and kept going . . . .

[@MaximNightFury]

IBM?

[@GreatGozales92]

My roommate eats at Arby's. No joke. At one point he went there in the morning and they genuinely asked if he was okay lmao

[@thegreatwillthethrill]

Yay. Short guy uploaded a video

[@wolphin732]

Not sure why you have issues with arby's down in the US... up here, they are always busy.

[@AsterInDis]

I like the music you used to replace copyright

[@INFAMOUSxSTGx44]

I actually worked at an Arby's in highschool

[@guywhoplaysbass]

wtf that jingle is amazing

[@ashkebora7262]

I dunno', after Wedny's got rid of their grilled chicken, their regular chicken had a dive in quality. Arby's is literally the only fast food place around here with decent chicken.

[@fullmetal44509]

Arby’s was made in my city I work next to first ever Arby’s. And I eat there all the time.

[@WowOafus]

The Arby’s in my town always has a packed drivethru. I don’t get it.

[@tylera.2869]

Tom, I tried to use your site. It said complete the form below, but there was no form. Just wanted to let you know

[@Cody_Istre]

Just take the hint man.

[@schwingedeshaehers]

disabled scripts or something like that?

[@nulano]

Just checked and I can see the form. Try a different browser?

[@atashgallagher5139]

For the red hot steel train wheel forging guy, at least he won't bleed out due to the flash cauterizing.

[@patrickbutsmart]

1:04 i thought that said turkey tom for a second

[@nickshaw2985]

I see myself at Arbys drive through every time 😂😂

[@SenorGato237]

7:40 You could make the argument it is an "unauthorized use of an information system" per the CFAA. It'd be fucking stupid, and only ever get prosecuted if the victim is rich, but you could.

[@robertnorth1681]

Three pints is a lot. British pints being larger than US pints.

[@werdwerdus]

perfect timing, discord server I'm in was talking about this last night haha

[@Sevem7m]

Usually it's it depends

[@nathanielcowan3971]

Tom, poor people eat at Arby's. They have a shorter drive through line than McDonald's

[@Zippo_Allstar]

Selling the stock when it is figuratively crashing.

[@EUPassionStorm]

Reeeee, get your editors in gear Tom! Theres no link to the reddit in the description!!!

[@limner123]

That not demonetized song should be made available to freely use, because it’s fantastic, and I’d love to hear it all the time in memes

[@OhSkyeLanta]

7:42 wait, so stealing something and then returning it /is/ a legal defense??? You guys heard it here from attorney Tom first!!!

[@Gopherzooka]

work beside an arbies, its always empty i eat there twice a year

[@NickBush24]

Could Connor be liable for the cost of the vase that will almost certainly have to be broken to free him?

[@stokesjoshua2007]

lol that judge was pissed

[@howdidiget]

Pretty sure New York has a CROWN act

[@mrsharpie7899]

"Thell all your Warner Brotherth thtock! I've got an inthider tip that Bugth Bunny ith about to die!!!" -Daffy Duck in Looney Tunes: Back in Action, on the phone moments before the flying spy car he and Bugs are in crashes to the ground

[@ravener96]

It's not insider trading if you leave the plane.

[@StevenKluber]

Man, some Arby's sounds great right now.

[@ragnarok9594]

I use to go to Arby's but after an experience with questionable chicken and another time where they just didn't have any chicken st all. I never go anymore.

[@chanceharmon6491]

I ate at Arby's once and got food poisoning and never went back. I do however have a friend that ate raw chicken for a week and he goes there from time to time

[@thumper84]

5:19 that was vegas, lvmpd dont play he's lucky he wasnt shot. Suspect was given many chances many arrests abd parole violations. Hes going to have a hard time

[@Catten_whisperer]

I do wish that during your ad you said “if you’re the victim of one of Logan Paul’s many many scams and Ponzi schemes “

[@darkmooink69]

It would have to be “alleged scams and alleged Ponzi schemes”

[@chimericalical]

Okay, so the mission in Grant Theft Auto V where you kill the CEO of life invader (the gta version of Facebook) is it insider trading if you buy stocks for the rival company (for got its name, but you can’t short stocks in the game, you can buy stocks though) to life invader in the game prior to the mission? I’m asking if this was a real life situation. What happens in the game is you take a mission to plant a bomb in a phone that the CEO of life invader is about to display to the world at a tech demo press conference on live TV. Then after you plant said bomb you chill at home and watch the press conference and call the phone when he reveals it, and when he answers the phone the bomb goes off killing him (obviously illegal for several reasons). But you CAN buy stocks ingame as well. Hypothetically in that scenario would buying stocks from the rival company (given you aren’t associated with them nor do you work for or associate with life invader aside from doing a murder you orchestrated in game) be illegal? The characters ingame know the CEO is about to die (I mean they’re the ones who killed him) and know their actions are highly likely to increase the value of the rival while decreasing the stock of the other company. And one of the guys who gives the mission suggests they buy stock in the rival. If they were caught in court for what they did with all the evidence for everything they did would they just be charged and sentenced for the 1st degree murder, breaking and entering, using an IED (that’s technically an IED right? It was improvised and it exploded… idk…), etc. etc. all the obvious crimes they committed as well as insider trading? Or would it just be the crimes they did involved in the murder? So, memory vague, but they wear disguises and lose as employers to sneak into the play and plant the bomb (obviously illegal), then detonate it, and the job they took that’s basically all they were tasked with doing.

[@john95713]

When I don't have other options out in the desert in arizona and theres an arby's I eat there

[@kingofthepod5169]

Try a shake from Arby's and you will comprehend the success.

[@Spacemarine658]

In DFW our Arby's is busy af

[@lucassimbelisteixeira7294]

CaseOh is 6:05

[@TheFuri0uswc]

I have hypothetical since government consider corporations to be people does that mean corporations can run for office or for president?

[@gabemartinez2558]

Truck drivers are keeping Arby's in business. There are ALOT of Arby's at truck stops

[@Gamesaucer]

So what you're saying is that, theoretically, if I attacked every judge, they'd all have to recuse themselves and there would be no one left to pass down a verdict? (Obviously this is one hypothesis I have no interest in testing lol)

[@thegrandgalacticinquisitor6557]

The old british guys upset about breathalyzers brings joy to me.

[@cutekittensmeow]

I missed it depends

[@Mr.Janitor]

There was an Arby’s that closed near me.

[@AttorneyTom]

good.

[@eachurban7507]

6:13 I’m sorry couldn’t stop looking at the lazy eye 😂

[@Popsculpture]

I am human and this is how i talk. I eat at Arby's, the Gyros there are pretty good!

[@jonathan_8747]

As a bot I can confirm that I've eaten at Arby's before I like the curly fries

[@judeevans8303]

Yay, toms back

[@AttorneyTom]

I've been here everyday for SPAMUARY!

[@whatbuttondoipush]

I must be a bot, because I LOVE Beef 'N CheedaR!!!!!!WOOOH!!! #ratmeatlife

[@GreenFrxg]

I miss the case or no case vids.

[@OminousTwin]

Yay! Intro! 🎉

[@laxenhancer]

LETS GOOOOO. REDDIT REACT.

[@KusuriyaV]

B-But I eat at Arby's. 😢

[@wak69]

Wait...I legit like Arbys...

[@markp44288]

I used to eat Arby's and was a bot. But I have stopped, and now I am a real boy!

[@PandaMan02]

its hardly insider trading, news was already spilling out the door.