Bad Men's Anatomy

A new part of the Bad Anatomy series! This time it's the turn of bad men's anatomy
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[@OneTopic]

*“ya maroons!”* caught me off-guard and snorted out loud 😂

[@alex.r.891]

Hi one topic!!!

[@isayama.8]

@One crazy coin oh yeah

[@LanaVegana]

Omg now I am imagining this post in your voice! 🤣

[@dannyfoxboi]

@One crazy coin This vid was probably recorded before he shaved.

[@Banana_Slugcat]

Didn't expect to see ya here...

[@idontexist2081]

"only women have hormones, men have testosterone" who's gonna tell them everyone has testosterone... and estrogen... and hormones that aren't either of those.

[@pacisparrae]

Have they ever heard of adrenaline??

[@littlestone1655]

serotonin, dopamine are hormones too. Sooo.... does that mean men never get to feel joy?

[@ravenbeastofancient]

@@pacisparrae Or serotenin and endorphines (commonly known as 'happiness hormones')?

[@lauratroy13]

@@littlestone1655 i mean the men who forbid themselves literally anything bc it's 'gay or féminine' probably dont feel joy

[@Ikajo]

Let's not forget oxytocin and melatonin, or any of the 64 different hormones in our bodies.

[@aureliagold1222]

If I remember correctly, the "skin like just pressed olive oil" was from Song of Achilles, and the author responded by pointing out that olive oils DO come in skin tones, but she was trying to emulate of the Ancient Greek trend of describing the vibe, not the actual thing. This description was meant to evoke vitality, I think.

[@peppermint5117]

oh til wow im following a greek trend! describing a vibe and not the actual thing is my entire personality istg

[@draughtoflethe]

Also I seem to recall that the ancient Greeks thought of and linguistically treated color was different from the way we do -- that it was more about lights and darks than the specific hues. Thus you get "the wine-dark sea," referring to the shade rather than the actual color. Maybe the olive oil thing could be riffing on that?

[@anonymousfellow8879]

@@draughtoflethe “Wine-dark sea” has apparently been linked to a specific type of algae that really does look like cloudy grape juice, and since The Illiad is part of an already ancient oral tradition before Homer performed the version that later got written down…at some point the seas were covered in this stuff. But otherwise yes.

[@SplitGaming2542]

nah, he shrek

[@SingingSealRiana]

Yeah, the famous wine dark sea. In context it makes a lot of sense. I actually like it if culturally specific language is used

[@tiffanypersaud3518]

The “I carry kids in my nuts all my life” is interesting. Women then “carry kids in their ovaries all their life” too. And the ovule/egg is the largest cell in the body, whereas the sperm is the smallest cell in the body, so.... take that for your heavy lifting all around.

[@luchia4tom134]

plus according to S Kes, who commented as well, it turns out that after 10-14 weeks roughly the sperm dies and gets recycled into something else if not used whereas females are born with the eggs already there so it turns out we even have the longer lasting award too!

[@ScizzoringGirlz]

Ong

[@cursedalien]

People being confidently incorrect about biology never ceases to be amusing.

[@abigailw7146]

i was so scared there would be transphobic replies here yall dont even know

[@hellaSwankkyToo]

never.

[@mandysymons2142]

Really what ? All the millions of years of evolution have been wrong wow better get from under my rock .

[@danone2414]

always americans, 14 year-old or both

[@banane2279]

@@danone2414 most I had to deal with were at that mental age, yes, but unfortunately way over it physically

[@daniellecroteau7628]

For the “I carried my child around my whole life” part, do they not know that women also have eggs their whole life? Most get bled out but where do they think the eggs come from? The sky?

[@anonymoususer9197]

Also the fact that they don't start producing sperm from birth while people with female reproductive organs are born with the eggs

[@gaybatgosqueak]

Also implies that when dudes self pleasure they murder millions of children lol

[@anonymoususer9197]

@@gaybatgosqueak bahahahaaaa and then complain about abortion on top. That would be the end of me

[@barrylangille3523]

@@gaybatgosqueak actually some fanatical religious people actually do think that.

[@silvercandra4275]

*cough* We're not all women *cough* Yeah, people who are born with uteruses are already born with a finite amount of eggs. Sperm cells are produced by the body even when someone is older, but egg cells are there and what you have is what you have. You don't gain any. It's wrong on all accounts, because people who can give birth, are the ones that carry those egg cells with them their entire life.

[@o.lyandzberg2784]

"We carry kids in out nuts our whole life, you do it for 9 months" Do they... know that ovaries exist? Do they not know that to make a baby you need two cells? Do they think spermatozoids just land somewhere in the uterus and BOOM - a fetus starts to grow?....

[@BlueTressym]

That is what people actually used to think millennia ago. Apparently, some people have never received the memo...

[@bossyboots5000]

Lol. Like it's Miracle Grow.

[@iamdone6166]

They don't even carry the sperms sperms are made by them in the testes .if they lie in the hot water boom the all will be dead.That is tenth grade biology.

[@rebeccajesse4604]

lol and actually the sperm is made, destroyed, and more is made so no, you haven't had that sperm your whole life while ovum are there since the carrier is born so even then....

[@bloodywilliam3083]

Wow, they’re science is five hundred years behind!

[@apocalypticsbby]

The 'everybody tests positive for testosterone. Everybody is male.' is probably the best thing I've heard all year. Ily so much bro

[@o0BlackSand0o]

My husband joked that he carried our sons longer (realised it was stupid once he said it) but I replied 'you carried the seasoning, I carried the egg until it was seasoned, then I turned it into an omelette... now change the omelette's diaper for that stupid statement.'

[@kateherr2893]

So you've confirmed that he's not to teach Omelette any sex ed until he actually learns some of it, I hope? You don't want to end up with a grand-Omelette when you're far too young. ;)

[@o0BlackSand0o]

@@kateherr2893 thankfully my husband is actually very smart. He just had a dumb moment with his joke. Which is lucky cause we have two boy omelettes.

[@leea8706]

He’s not even close to right either. You carry the egg that makes the baby for life. He carried the sperm that makes the baby for a few weeks tops. Sperm is constantly being produced in the testes and will die not long after it’s created. Women’s eggs are already present when she is born, she’s born with the all of her eggs she will carry for the rest of her life and will never produce anymore. So even if carrying eggs or sperm was hard you’d still be winning.

[@o0BlackSand0o]

@@leea8706 yeah, he knows that. That's why the moment he said the joke he knew he screwed up.

[@disgustof-riley8338]

PFFF

[@NamelessAidan]

People really be like: a man who wears the wrong sorts of clothes, is born in the wrong month, listens to the wrong music, watches movies without the right number of guns or explosions, doesn't exercise enough, doesn't like sports, drinks too much coffee, etc etc is BASICALLY a woman. But trans people exist? Inconceivable.

[@barrylangille3523]

It's all about painfully narrow stereotypes, isn't it?

[@carinafreeman6432]

You keep saying that word. I don’t think it means what you think it means. 😉 In case anyone who reads this doesn’t get the joke, see The Princess Bride.🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❤️🤍💚💙🖤🧡🤎

[@countryhumansreuploads523]

Ye

[@noctisthedevious]

I know this is a joke but I legitimately heard the someone women think summer birthdays are two feminine for men.

[@barrylangille3523]

@@noctisthedevious I'm so glad I'm gay. I was born in July....

[@plastic_lasagna]

“a six-pack on his back” it’s a backpack

[@JovanDacic]

A six-back.

[@miab-p6874]

3:54 If only that was true. Imagine how cool it were if we could control our height just by exercising. That could actually motivate people to work-out more.

[@peppermint5117]

or demotivate

[@edelgrane9375]

Right?? I wish

[@michaelschneider8201]

Well, you can actually grow taller if you excercise a lot in chilhood, but this only works until you're 16 :( And even then, each person has their limit of natural height.

[@darkartist9936]

"Only women have hormones" I have some bad news for you, mate.

[@twinkiesmaster69]

Oh oh , whats the character in your profile picture?

[@nobleradical2158]

it's just like "only LGBTQ+ have pronouns"

[@tteottaninguiayami]

That guy's thyroid: "Bruh"

[@jay1033]

@@tteottaninguiayami 🤣🤣🤣

[@bonthebunnycat667]

Every cell on his body producing hormones to regulate and communicate each other: 🤨

[@skes7901]

A funny side note about the min 5:52 meme: sperm is actually constantly reproduced (only startig in puberty) and only lives for around 10-14ish weeks at the most in the testes before being recycled. Meanwhile ovaries carry all the oocytes (eggs)you will/might need throughout your entire life from the day they develop (a couple of millions in fetal phase, around 300-400k left by the time puberty hits); only maturing/releasing one to a few every month, storing the rest. Ergo: they are even wrong at being wrong xD

[@crowheartwarrior]

Seriously! Using the person's weird line of thinking, it would actually be the person with ovaries who "carried the child" for their whole life, and anyone with testes is just disposing of and making new children every few months.

[@deadlymelody27]

Yesssss i just said this to my partner.... like we literally are born with the eggs and they stay there. So literally going by their weird logic, females are the ones who carry the zygote that would turn into a baby a lot longer. Also pretty sure they develop in utero so the egg that produced my baby was actually growing in me while i was growing in my mum 🤣 thats trippy 🤣

[@FrozEnbyWolf150]

I read it's more like 5 days or less, after which point they're reabsorbed by the body or purged out of the system. So it's even less than that. The only way the meme could even remotely make sense is if it was written by a trans man. So-- accidental ally?

[@indeedisbigquestionable7222]

Ya I was thinking the same thing lol, I was like “don’t they only live for a few days tho??”

[@tristanholderness4223]

@@FrozEnbyWolf150 5 days is how long they can survive in the vagina/uterus/fallopian tubes after ejaculation. The ~10 weeks (not seen it extended as high as 14 but it wouldn't surprise me if it happened occasionally) is how long they can survive before ejaculation that said, if the person's ejaculating daily it'd only take around 14 days for sperm to get ejaculated, so the only way someone would have "carried their kid for 10-14 weeks" is if they'd not ejaculated for that whole time before having sex and conceiving

[@silenthades]

*Just some hormones we all (should) have:* Progesterone, Adrenaline, Cortisol, Growth Hormone, Estrogen, Testosterone, Melatonin, Dopamine, Insulin, Anti-Diuretic Hormone… then you can get into other hormones secreted by the thyroid to signal the breakdown of excess calcium, pituitary that deals with too many things, and so on. We have a ton of hormones. They’re basically just signals to tell the body to do what it needs to do and when from having a healthy circadian rhythm to telling our growth plates to trigger sudden growth and when to stop (growth spurts, or in their extreme phases pituitary dwarfism or pituitary gigantism often from defects or tumors of the pituitary gland). Hyperthyroidism is the overproduction of thyroid-related hormones, which may cause sudden extreme weight gain even with dieting, or early osteoporosis due to an excess of the hormones that break down calcium. They’re the messenger systems of the body and they are all equally important, even if they are known as “sex hormones”, they are still present in all genders and identities, just at different levels.

[@silenthades]

Source: I took biology, human anatomy, EMR, and psychology classes in high school and my dad’s an ICU nurse who tried to force me to become a doctor before realizing I was too depressed to make it as a doctor.

[@allisond.46]

And prolactin and TSH.

[@psychokramberry8632]

I HAD AN EPIPHANY: W.C stands for "who cares?" So Everytime I see a WC sign I'm assuming that that restroom is an all gender inclusive one.

[@slawtermelonslawtermelon419]

Came out to my brother 10 mins ago and he said “No matter who you are you’ll always be my sister shit wait no my brother” He then comforted me saying that my parents will also accept me. I love my brother lol he’s awesome

[@hoppytoad79]

LOL! Supportive Brother is Supportive, even if his mouth isn't working quite right. 😄

[@jellyfishlamp3611]

He's a little confused but hes got the spirit.

[@slawtermelonslawtermelon419]

Update came out to my parents and they were awesome about it

[@emilymoran9152]

Aww! That's great!

[@o_p0tterhead]

@@slawtermelonslawtermelon419 Ayyy, I'm so happy for youu!

[@mimi-fs8di]

… a hormone is just any regulatory chemical that your body produces… adrenaline is a hormone lmao

[@Aymelia-colon3]

I guess transphobes can't be in life threatening situations now.

[@alondracabiedes]

Me realizing adrenaline was a hormone: Today's years old 😲😅🤡

[@raleo7466]

Serotonin is a hormone too, no fun for transphobes >.>

[@beanson2323]

Hunger is caused by a hormone too

[@gay4sswhovian]

Litterally everything about our emotion, feelings, biological click and some of our reflex came from our different hormone lmao

[@Tustin2121]

3:30 - Ah, yes, if you’re looking for bad anatomy in general, look no further than anything Rob Liefeld draws. This includes men’s anatomy, women’s torsos, and even anatomy of guns and cars and just things in general. That Captain America drawing is like the tip of the iceberg.

[@allisond.46]

Guns and cars have anatomy?

[@BinturongGirl]

According to Liefeld, nobody has feet

[@ghost_anna_reads787]

Well clearly, after graduating from twitter high school and getting a PhD of tumblr uni, I can say that testosterone is a small, toast shaped creature that lives only within men, specifically men born in February. It is because of that creature that men never get cold. Also, my brain is pretty much liquid now.

[@Tekdruid]

You could even call it bad _manatomy._ [exit stage left, pursued by the Pun Police]

[@reeveharper6061]

It took me a second but that was actually so smart I like it

[@atleynater]

not only is that a great pun, but a great reference

[@LucasFerreira-ky2lc]

This is the Joke Police, the joke is too funny!

[@shootingstar8712]

@@LucasFerreira-ky2lc I'm not going back to prison!

[@daagua.1379]

You mean the _Punlice_ ?

[@12aty]

As a trans guy born in December, I appreciate the stupidity of masculine months

[@CMS-qo3wz]

I’m a cis guy but I was born in March so that’s why I’m gay

[@Myke_thehuman]

Wait what? They are trying to make masculine months now?

[@tankedwarthog6424]

As a trans woman born in May I appreciate the stupidity of masculine months as well as feminine months also it is all just so stupid

[@axelmcavinue6723]

I am a valid man now. I was born in October. I'm gonna use this as ammunition against the transphobes.

[@chaoticsiv4167]

I'm born in November hehe Fear our manliness transphobes!!

[@lydiacarswell]

My dad is an expert at ironing from being in the military, so not really sure where the brain got that from. Growing up, if I ever needed something ironed I asked dad, because he could do it faster and better than mom, and he still gets a kick out of showing off his absolute ✨skills✨

[@Mostlyharmless1985]

A Male STD test is affectionately known as “getting rodded off the range” in the military. It’s actually pretty invasive and uncomfortable. If you thought the nose swab for CV was scary…

[@julieismeok]

as a trans woman with height dysphoria I'm gonna use the "exercise makes you taller" as an excuse not to hit the gym going forward

[@DeeRose54]

Ayo height dysphoria gang?

[@jdprettynails]

I don't know if this helps, but I'm a cis woman who is over 6ft tall. Or is height dysphoria one of those irrational brain poisons that torture you no matter what logic and reason says? I have a different brain poison, but that's what it does to me...

[@scarletempress2652]

Going to the gym will actually make you slightly shorter!

[@indiabilly]

Hi cis mum of a trans boy here, I am 6’2”. So he’s grateful, I wear platform heels and I am not a bit sorry! but I want you to know you are beautiful and all the 90’s supermodels were the same body type and height as we both are (kibbe flamboyant natural) so rock your gorgeous height- tall girls unite!! 💗xx

[@lucyhawkins917]

Smart but the more you stand up, the more your spine compressed through your day. You can shrink about 1cm every day and your spine relaxes overnight. Point is: sleep in a cupboard

[@Tekdruid]

"His skin was the color of just-pressed olive oil. It was green. He was Shrek. Shrek is Love. Shrek is Life."

[@General12th]

*_I WAS JUST NINE YEARS OLD..._*

[@spacefrog_2203]

The quote is actually from The Song of Achilles u should read it ♥️

[@AbbeyYard]

*swamp*

[@SingingSealRiana]

... Not quite, the author used language common in greek myth writings for her own Greek myth writings and one quirk of it is to describe the quality/vibe/impression of a color, not the color itself. For example in the odysee you got a "wine dark sea".

[@shanw.2948]

As nonbinary it's funny that I was born right at the start of October, like I can jump between the "masculine" months and the non"masculine" months 😂

[@sibauchi]

It's upsetting how some Bad Men's Anatomy is used to gaslight women into sex. When I was a teenager/young adult, I was shocked at how many of my peers were pressured to having sex because the guy said "when men have erections it hurts terribly and can only be healed by having sex with a woman, and since a woman is at fault for getting a man aroused and causing him pain, she must consent to sex." I think what made them gullible was the lack of sex ed where I lived, since the only type of sex ed girls received was purity-before-marriage stuff or anti-abortion crap.

[@deeb733]

my mum thinks that exercising makes you taller and no matter how many sports clubs she signs me up for i’m still going strong at barely 5ft lmao

[@reeveharper6061]

Some sports may even stunt your growth cause your body is too exhausted to grow. Or your joints get hurt etc. I'm not too sure about it though

[@jdprettynails]

@@reeveharper6061 True! Particularly sports such as weightlifting, wrestling, rugby and American football due to the compression of the spine during those activities.

[@InsertMyChineseUsername]

my grandma thinks that too. Literally not gonna get taller no matter what sports lmao

[@screamingbanshee1282]

Who taught her that

[@silvercandra4275]

My mom thinks that too and keeps telling me I'm short because I never excercised and my brother is tall because he played soccer... My mother also forbade me from actually doing any sport I wanted. I'm just a 1,57m (5'2") guy, with a brother who is over 2m (6'5").

[@markwhitney3746]

I’ve got a real cursed bad women’s anatomy story- I’m in an EMT class and we learned how to place an airway in an unconscious person, by using a plastic device to keep the throat unobstructed. Our instructor asked the class “what kind of patient has no gag reflex?” (The answer being an unconscious patient, because every conscious person has some degree of gag reflex.) one of the ADULT MEN in my class responded “females?” THIS GUY THOUGHT ALL WOMEN HAVE NO GAG REFLEX. I…. feel like I’ve lost my mind.

[@villapulla]

That's really gross actually... Like pretty obvious what made him think that

[@markwhitney3746]

@@villapulla oh yeah 100%, like an “everything I know about women I learned from porn” situation

[@villapulla]

@@markwhitney3746 Yeah exactly

[@MrMeow-dk2tx]

My attempt at a transcript of what the teacher said:"Sir for all due respects I can tell you enjoy it, well you would if it would happen, but could you just stop thinking your going to get your dick sucked? We are trying to learn about biology here, and your over here, making this joke, and possibly having the biggest erection in your life.... Anyways class, the right answer was someone who was passed out. "

[@BlueTressym]

I think you can blame bad porn for that. EDIT: Wrote that before reading other replies.

[@sarahallegra6239]

I’m up at 3 am after a particularly upsetting day yesterday and I swear, this is exactly what I needed to laugh to while I eat a snack and try to go back to sleep. Thank you, Jamie! You are a national treasure and must be protected at all costs!

[@crow5401]

3:30 oh god this was drawn by Rob Liefeld. He's a comic artist who's notorious for his terrible anatomy. Honestly you could do a whole video just looking at his art, it's truly something

[@urmom2272]

Jamie: Everyone has testosterone so apparently everyone is male Me: *slowly turns my head to look at my lesbian flag*

[@barbarabenuzzi2414]

"No... It can't be...Am I actually...STRAIGHT?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@DeadGirlsPoem]

But when everyone is male, we all would be gay (or asexual), wouldn't we? I'm confused... @.@

[@kirabad-artist6532]

@@barbarabenuzzi2414 Nah, they are also a man then, so still gay

[@wildernessabbey1238]

@Emil Hillern-Verney we are all intersex then I guess

[@tessabloodrose7475]

As a bi person this changes nothing 😎

[@dannyfoxboi]

JAMIE!! I'M HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT I FINALLY CAME OUT TO MY PARENTS AS FTM! My dad said he loves and supports me no matter what! My step-mom's the same! I knew I had little to worry about, but my anxiety made it hard for me to tell them anyways, so I'm glad I finally did. ^^

[@Snuzzled]

Congratulations!!!

[@tankedwarthog6424]

You go bro hope you have good luck in your transition

[@reeveharper6061]

I'm so proud of you!!!🥳 congrats and good luck with your further journey and your mental health

[@idk-mq8vn]

so proud of you bro !

[@willowacehood]

Congrats!!

[@WolfgangDoW]

Cis men have a hormone cycle too and can have "Manstruation" periods when testosterone production is lowest, getting grumpy and irritable

[@goblinArsonist04]

i know he probably wont see this but i'm getting my first t shot on wednesday and i'm very excited for it! jammi and sam collins have helped me really become who i am and am so glad that i can finally do something i've been wanting for literal YEARS. i could cry with how happy i am rn :3

[@ceilinh6004]

Jamie: I don't like this. Me: It is depressing, but also funny. More, please.

[@abrasivesoup]

That picture of the brain map is literally just my dad ngl.

[@Beeba10]

"Yeah, exercise makes you taller. That's why there's really muscular guys who are 5ft something, they actually started off at 3ft 2." I died omg 😂😂😂

[@grizzlybear2702]

If the average man was 1.9 they would say there is no excuse to be under 2 meters.

[@Zela_Night]

I know that 9:57 is "all the worst stereotypes rolled into one", but if you remove the "sex" areas and make the "tv addiction" section big enough to fill the resulting gap, you basically have my dad. He never punished any of his children for swearing, destroying things he didn't personally care about, or ignoring our homework. But if you were crying too loud and didn't shut up when he told you to, he got the belt out. Your chances of getting punished do not depend on how bad your actions are, but on how much your actions irritate and anger him. He doesn't really parent any of us,(he left all the parenting up to our mom) and every child knows he plays favorites. We can even agree on which child places where in the ranking of his affection, based on who he spends the most time with.

[@allisond.46]

That’s rough, buddy.

[@randomtangle4629]

The men don’t get cold thing is especially funny to me. As of the time of writing, I am underneath 4 blankets and a comforter, the heat running, and I’m only lukewarm.

[@allisond.46]

Are you a man and do you live in Alaska or Siberia?

[@815superwolf]

about the olive oil book quote: the author explained that she mimicked homer's way of describing colours. also, olive oil did NOT look like that in ancient greece. just fyi. other than that, great video as always!

[@suzannax]

Took me a full minute to realise you didn't mean Homer Simpson

[@murdblurdock5617]

@@rowannagy3033 the ancient greeks didn’t think of colour the way we do now, they categorised things by the quality of the colour instead of the shade. for example in the odyssey homer describes “the wine-dark sea”, the sea isn’t literally the colour of wine but it shines like wine instead. so achilles’ skin is not actually the colour of olive oil, it has the quality of it.

[@schokoloko2092]

@@murdblurdock5617 I don't get it... What quality can colours have? When it's not literally wall paint, which can vary in quality very much. Or you mean in the satiation, like you can see through wine a little, but not through milk?

[@josephpeters7627]

@@suzannax Took _me_ reading your comment to realise that.

[@murdblurdock5617]

@@schokoloko2092 by quality i mean the brightness and shine of the colour which is what the greeks distinguished colour by. but in this specific case by describing achilles’ skin as olive oil, the author is attributing the brightness and shimmer associated with olive oil to him rather than actually describing the colour, which is how homer usually described colours

[@dis3545]

That Captain America drawing (the clothed one) is drawn by Rob Liefeld, an ''artist'' notorious for just horribly bad anatomy in general.

[@danone2414]

naaah he is doing it on purpose and I stand by that. at that level of drawing skills you are making it on purpose.

[@mlmfshjm7962]

@@danone2414 i don't think that's the case, i've seen artists focus on details and other stuff, instead of mastering the fundamentals, like anatomy

[@anceptus]

As an "artist" notorious for just horribly bad anatomy in general, _mood_ :P

[@KougajiCalling]

Rob Liefeld makes me feel better about my art... Like this dude is a professional comic artist and he draws like that...

[@FlotsamCarnage]

8:23 even worse is the fact that there are several STIs that are usually asymptomatic in men, but do present symptoms for women

[@allisond.46]

Which ones?

[@nerdygayboi]

About the just pressed Olive oil skin. That was a line about Achilles in The Song of Achilles, by Madeline Miller. a lot of discussion went on about it, but it turns out Miller used colors in the more "classical" greek fashion, i.e. figuratively(?). Color was more so for like "what does this color invoke/remind someone about" as opposed to "What color is this thing?"

[@laurahadley2146]

Yikes, is this what happens when parents make their children opt out of health and sex ed classes. Thank you, Jamie, for giving me hope for humanity.

[@reeveharper6061]

Is that legal in the US? I guess so. Thats one of the reasons why I'm not a fan of home schooling. Many kids miss out on stuff they need because they will only learn what their parents think is important. Doesn't that give kids a really narrow-minded world view?

[@John_Weiss]

@@reeveharper6061 Yes, yes it _does_ give the kids a very narrow world view. Which is the entire point. It's a form of brainwashing, really.

[@laurahadley2146]

@@reeveharper6061 Ironically, I homeschooled my kids because we lived in a rural county. Schools here are underfunded and skew religious. I was fortunate enough to find a supportive community to give my kids a well rounded education. My daughter has let me know she's ase and I am close with several of her friends who cover the spectrum of LGBTQIA+. Anyway, just a mom trying to make things better with love and support.

[@reeveharper6061]

@@John_Weiss totally, I mean purposely feeding misinformation to kids sounds a lot like brainwashing to me

[@reeveharper6061]

@@laurahadley2146 that sounds amazing! I'm glad you did that. I'm not a big fan of religion myself so I get your reasoning. Obviously freedom of faith is very important but many religions are hateful towards minorities. My point was mainly directed at parents with opposite priorities of yours. It's always great to hear about understanding parents, especially in rural areas

[@LuvvLiii]

Hey Jamie! You probably won't read this, but today has been a bad day for me. Nothing I have tried has cheered me up until I watched this video, it was like all of the sadness was gone! I'm so thankful that you upload amazing videos, thank you so much for making my day!! ♥♥

[@alexmarian4642]

Jamie fixes everything

[@alexmarian4642]

Want to talk about it?

[@duck.loves.u]

Don't worry it's going to get better. Also we are gonna do our best to make Jamie see this!

[@alondracabiedes]

I would also suggest watching cute puppy videos ❤

[@actuallya-proud-weirdo5946]

You want to talk about it?

[@emmapugh8829]

Despite you being not even 10 years older than me, Jamie, every time you say “hey spuds!” I yell out “HI DAD!” 😭

[@josharko111]

I think that STD one was more of a reference to how cautious about STDs men are compared to women generally, that or the whole thing of toxic masculinity and not wanting to get checked by a doctor. Idk.

[@LanaVegana]

2:51: it took me a minute to realise they said "only women have hormones" instead of "only women have oestrogen" (which is still incorrect, but at least it's a more common and more understandable misconception). 6:51: well, Shrek has exactly that skin colour...

[@mooncat4646]

*_OH HELLO THERE-_*

[@General12th]

Shrek is the only real man.

[@austinpain9016]

Every time I hear "hey spuds, how's it goin" my day gets so much better :)

[@Sophie-mv7bd]

Same

[@-nomness-1342]

OMFG AUSTIN HI

[@c.b.barlow]

Having a six-pack on the back reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Lenny was complaining about using the ab roller and it not doing anything. Rained Wolfcastle looks at him and tells him he's been using it backwards, to which, Lenny turns around, and the abs are on his back. LoL 'Maroons' is a Bugs Bunny reference. LoL

[@seregiel9541]

Maroons is an old school looneytoons insult. "What an ultra maroon." No clue if it predates that but bugsbunny was instantly reading that post to me.

[@BambiTrout]

I think the STD comic at 8:20 was more a reference to the stereotype that girls are more likely to get themselves tested, while guys are more likely to just assume that they're fine as long as there are no physical symptoms.

[@katniss425]

Also iirc there’s still only HPV tests for afab ppl

[@shadow_phoenix_alex]

@@katniss425 the vaccine against it is, at least in Germany, recommender for all. While the primary purpose is cancer prevention in women, not having to deal with that shit should be reason enough to get it done.

[@juratory8876]

​@@shadow_phoenix_alex Yep. I got my HPV vaccine back in April of 2018, and I haven't had to worry much about catching it.

[@ZimVader-0017]

@@shadow_phoenix_alex In my country the vaccine is recommended to all kids too, starting from 12 years old. HPV can cause prostate and testes cancer.

[@Bicornis]

I agree - thus the quote marks around the green checkmark. He thinks he's okay, but he's wrong.

[@nicholasstauffer5830]

A note on that Captain America bit: the artist is notorious for taking questionable artistic liberties (small hands, avoiding drawing feet, Improbable anatomies, no backgrounds, POUCHES,...). And he frequently catches flack for it. (Some even laugh abput it.)

[@kaiosamatlj4031]

Another note: He was considered hip and revolutionary in the 90s.

[@ghostmangm3059]

And giant shoulderpads

[@datpotat3945]

He made Deadpool. Thank all higher powers other artists saved the creation from the artist.

[@bossyboots5000]

How on earth does he keep his job when he's so bad at his job? I mean, there would be dozens of artist's who actually understand anatomy lined up to take his place. Like, how does that work?

[@lillyevergreen9385]

Hello Jamie My friend just came out and I'm helping him through this tough is tough early time in his life but I showed him a video of you talking to 2 sweet looking little girls explainIs what's transgender is and he and he was so emotional and it was just wonderful thank you for letting me share that with him I'm not sure what video it is but it helped

[@Luubelaar]

1:20 - what's wrong with just catching them and putting them outside, or leaving them alone? I think that depends entirely on where you live and what kind of spiders we're talking about. I'm Australian. Spiders inside the house is just a regular, everyday fact of life. However, sometimes the spider you have found indoors is not one you want to cohabitate with. I found an adult male funnel web spider in my laundry room one time. It was very cranky and reared at me when I walked into the room (it was about 4 ft away from me). I killed it without hesitation. Those buggers are nasty. Huntsman spiders are big and ugly. I mean really ugly. Like "savagely beaten with the ugly stick". But they eat annoying bugs like moths and mosquitoes. I'd prefer them to be outside though. They get captured and put outside into the garden. Orb weaver spiders are also useful. I've never heard of them coming indoors but they do build a massive web in gardens and on porches and so on. Had one build an enormous web on the open side of the carport, where it caught vast numbers of bugs attracted to the exterior lights on the house. So if it's indoors and is possibly harmful to me? Sorry, you have chosen poorly. Not harmful? You get a free one-way trip out to the garden.

[@pauligrossinoz]

You forgot to mention that the funnel web spider also looks like the devil incarnate. Those fkrs get squished the moment I lay eyes on them.

[@DinosaurNick]

"Had one tweet where everyone is a woman. Now a tweet where everyone is a man" Everyone is non-binary confirmed XD

[@nhlredwingsfan]

Someone said we all start off intersex before we hit the fork in the road.

[@DinosaurNick]

@@nhlredwingsfan Very true ... and some stop at the fork and stay there

[@nhlredwingsfan]

Yup I got quite a few friends there

[@kramenisfalling]

That captain America looks like his chest is swinging open to scoop a child like a fnaf animatronic

[@FrozEnbyWolf150]

Everything Rob Liefeld draws is Overkill. (Yes, pun intended)

[@Hair8Metal8Karen]

I hate Rob Liefeld so much. Seriously. The man has no clue about how humans, weapons or pockets work.

[@genesisofthebetween]

I love this-

[@SingingSealRiana]

Very much

[@sootycat2740]

The timing of the comment about the just-pressed-olive-oil-coloured skin and the advert for the phone that “sees you the way you see you…” “the beauty of all skin tones” - fantastic ;)

[@finn_in_the_bin5263]

3:12 the way the ad cut on right after you made this face at the camera somehow made it even funnier, like "that's it I'm done"

[@mahimadhanya9943]

"His skin was the color of just pressed olive oil"... are we talking about Shrek???

[@pramada9431]

Nah man there's actually more to it. That one's not bad men's anatomy. I think it was explained by the author herself when that became a big thing in Twitter

[@SingingSealRiana]

Nope, it's the ancient greek ha bit to describe the quality of a color, the vibe it gives of, and not, well the actual color. The famous example is from the Odyssee "wine dark sea" The quote cones from a book that is a Greek myth retelling so she used similar language

[@spooniejusticewarrior]

The problem with catching spiders and putting them outside, is that house spiders cannot survive outside. So putting them outside likely condems them to freeze to death anyway.

[@Robb3636]

Exactly! That's what I'm always telling people. When people get me to 'take them outside' I pretend to but actually put them in my room. I don't mind spiders anyway, they're infinitely preferable to the flies that carry diseases like nobodies business

[@Aymelia-colon3]

"They should have thought of that before they decided to live in my house!" -TheOdd1sOut

[@spooniejusticewarrior]

@@Aymelia-colon3 i mean, most of the time the "catch and release" idea is to be more humane. But it's really not.

[@spooniejusticewarrior]

@@Robb3636 eh I'm terrified of spiders. So if i see them, they gotta go. But the logic of being "more humane" by putting them outside is just ignorant. If you're gonna kill them, squish them and get it over with.

[@reeveharper6061]

Oh thanks I didn't know that, I tend to leave the harmless thin ones alone anyway. It does depend on where you live though. But if you kill them inside you have a mess to get rid off. And loads of outside spiders come in through the windows.

[@loganscottcolton4703]

I'm sure the person who wrote "His skin was the colour of just pressed olive oil" conveyed exactly the colour they had in mind when they wrote this poem about Shrek

[@daozhang]

"That was a sentence." is my new favourite passive aggressive response.

[@anewagora]

Jamie trying to be angry and failing: _"and don't get me started on slippers"_

[@theflyonyourwall9068]

The "masculinity months" one was interesting because being a trans dude born in November made me oddly euphoric...(also after watching your videos for a long time i finally got the courage to come out to one of my friends so thank you Jamie :D)

[@reeveharper6061]

Congrats on coming out🥳 I hope it went well! Good luck for the future :)

[@chaoticsiv4167]

Ayy I am also a trans guy born in November

[@myrkflinn4331]

I think they meant between October and December lol but I'm November too lol

[@alexshemwell8320]

We'll take what we can get.

[@ianseff5627]

The month you're born on doesn't make you more masculine or feminine, nor does any other thing that people made up to force gender roles

[@cantcomeupwithaname9813]

"They actually starten out at 3 foot 2" had me crying 😭😭

[@fushionknight8640]

A lot of youtubers are including DC comics in thumbnails and videos, and I love it. I know this isn't related but my superhero loving heart can't help it

[@EnabiSeira]

6:50 "His skin was the color of just-pressed olive oil." If that isn't a description of the Grinch I don't know what it is.

[@cloudstrif3]

hey guys, i’ve got to quarantine for 2 weeks after testing positive for testosterone😢😓

[@myrkflinn4331]

I've been tested positive for testosterone for two years. It's a tough ride indeed.

[@LivenUp7]

Hi Jamie! I just found this video in my recommendations and it brought me back. Over a year ago, I was looking through KZbin for Transmale specific research. HRT, what to expect, etc. While I was waiting for my HRT appointment to come around. I found your channel and got hooked. I just wanted to say thank you. Because today, as of 1/19/22, I'm officially one year on testosterone. And your videos gave me the confidence to go through with my appointment and my transition.

[@aprilsummers6447]

@Kendall Ferguson okay that comment was pretty cruel

[@aprilsummers6447]

@Kendall Ferguson if I decide to get breast implants, am I mutilating my body?

[@aprilsummers6447]

@Kendall Ferguson a tattoo?

[@aprilsummers6447]

@Kendall Ferguson piercings?

[@aprilsummers6447]

@Kendall Ferguson off topic do you have an ear piercing?

[@homehelpheart7440]

It's shocking that, in the age of the internet, many people would rather spew inaccurate information then to actually look up the proper answer which would usually take about 3 minutes.

[@friend_trilobot]

Okay... sperm cells are not children! This irritates me so much! that's like what ancient humans believed and its sooooo far removed from how actual reproduction works - it would be thousands of times more accurate to say sperm cells are like jump drives being inserted into a 3d printer to give extra data to contribute to the overall design of the thing that will be eventually be printed

[@jadelinny]

This is the best metaphor I've ever heard for sexual reproduction. -A person who has 3D printed two tiny humans.

[@sundalosketch4769]

yeah like.. If you were really carrying children in either sex then why would you need to reproduce with each other? Just birth asexually and be done with it. People just like to find any way they can to see themselves (or more accurately, their gender or sex) as almighty and more important than the other half.

[@friend_trilobot]

To clarify what I mean by "what ancient humans believed" - I've heard that many cultures thought sperm contained a tiny human that, like a seed, needed a warm, fertile environment to grow and develop into a full baby - that's why you needed to "put your seed in a woman" and why wombs are compared to the earth and have the mystical quality of being "fertile" - I think it might have also been the belief that this tiny human was, by default, male, and being a girl was by influence of the mother - thus, not having a Male baby is traditionally a woman's fault - I think it's really ironic that in actual reproduction nearly every part of that is the opposite: sperm does a small part - it just provides dna and decides the biological sex by random chance, but no actual baby comes along until the womb literally makes the tiny human using the birth parent's own body mass over a 9 month period - its like, they got every part entirely wrong, lmao

[@Kagomai15]

@@friend_trilobot aren't we all female at first too? Like everyone is either a female or has vestigial parts from when they could have been female? Ex: nipples lol

[@AstralArbourSys]

@@Kagomai15 Yep! I don't remember exactly how it works but that's technically correct lol.

[@panthera9151]

The misconception that working out can make you taller comes from the fact that workout can help fix your posture. You won't get taller, but you'll stop looking shorter than you actually are due to bad posture.

[@reeveharper6061]

I never realised that background, thanks

[@lauratroy13]

I noticed in my friends who are taller than average that they're always standing a bit bent, not straight. And it makes them look smaller and just bad posture

[@myrkflinn4331]

True. Or working out balanced means you should be healthier but it's not always the case. Working out does make you fitter and stronger usually or agile with better posture but idk if it enhances any growth. I do know that when i got on testosterone i grew hat a centimeter more. And working out boosts testosterone in people. But i don't think that actually means anything on growing. Unless you're a very young kid eating enough, doing bodyweight exercises and about to grow a lot during puberty still.

[@loup4119]

I dunno exactly when I begun to watch you silly reviews. But I will. Never. Stop.

[@ashcarter3467]

Jamie, you make my experience as a trans man so much easier and bearable. Thank you for the laughs and relief, and the constant affirmations that being trans is real, and it’s okay to be trans :) 💖 -ash

[@barrylangille3523]

That first one though (dating liberal men)... It seems like one of those "own the libs" things that just come across as "I think I'm edgy but I'm really just cringy"

[@MrMeow-dk2tx]

Had the same vibe of a joke version of one of those that stats off normally with, "You think that I'm a fascist when...." Only to onto a stroke from there

[@a.harrington1634]

Jamie, just assume any meme that could be corrected by a basic biology class is American. Many (in some places most) American biology curricula won't even let the teachers discuss sperm and egg outside of plant fertilisation. Because, you know, if kids start reading about a monk hybridizing peas, they'll get all sorts of ideas. 🙄 I apologize in advance for what you may suffer, but really hope you do this sub-reddit again. 🙇🏽‍♀️ (Fixed the typo)

[@Casocki]

I'm in high school and just got blocked from searching "sperm lifespan" on my school device. All I wanted was to fact check 5:46 as a biology student. So yes, you're absolutely right.

[@sundalosketch4769]

That sounds annoying.. Good thing i'm homeschooled so i get the freedom of learning nearly anything without filter if needed. Key words *if needed*

[@raelogan]

"I'm not saying they were saying he was green." Or, or, hear me out, he could in fact be Shrek

[@osheridan]

7:30 Dubai confirmed it guys, must be real.

[@chancematters]

Yes, Jamie, we absolutely want to see more Bad Men’s Anatomy! The Bad Anatomy series is one of our favorites!!

[@willthefin]

As a man I can confirm my anatomy is bad

[@funnyvideoguy3216]

"The listening to kids cry in the night-time love is underdeveloped" That's funny, because in the second episode of helluva boss, I vividly remember stolas being the one to point out the crying of Octavia during the night

[@toaofanimation]

Fun fact about the Captain America pic: It's drawn over a famous pic of Arnold Schwarzenegger flexing, but the artist didn't really have a great understanding of anatomy, so changed the pose without really changing the size or shape of the muscles, which is why it looks so off. Googling "Arnold Schwarzenegger chest pose" will bring up the photo the artist referenced.

[@DinosaurNick]

My entire life I believed only men have Adam's apple ... cause that is how I was taught by every man in my life ... and didn't discover otherwise until I found Jamie ... my mind went "He's trans... how did they give him an adam's apple like a cis man?" then I realized everyone has one and I felt like my life was a lie...

[@reeveharper6061]

I think testosterone just makes it griw bigger. I mean everyone can feel it when swallowing. It's so interesting uncovering childhood lies

[@myrkflinn4331]

Adam's apple refers to the garden of Eden i think Google it. The history of the name. It's a silly and shortsighted thing but so came the name. But everyone has it indeed. It does become sharper and bulges out with male Borns thanks to testosterone thickening the area and giving it more volume. I might explained it wrong but yeah. Some people also are skinnier or have longer and thinner necks or bigger Cartilage so the Adams apple naturally portrudes more. Including women. Not all men have big Adams apples but still have a very deep voice. Could be hiding under the jaw or beard too or posture of the neck.

[@myrkflinn4331]

Also these typos... I apologize.

[@DinosaurNick]

@@myrkflinn4331 no worries ^^ No one is perfect

[@nerdywolverine8640]

yeah, im transmasc but our Adams apple has always been visible. once in middle school we were drinking water and someone commented on it lol

[@Markus-ko1ph]

Oh look, a wild Jamie appears. Thanks for making wholesome and nice content about frivolous and serious issues. It helps :)

[@lindenseaman5605]

My partner and I genuinely laughed at some of these. This series of bad anatomy is amazing. Can’t wait to see more.

[@dori_casper]

8:45 that guy looks like he is made out of balloons

[@Traventine]

This type of bs is part of the reason why I really don't like being called a man, society's concept of masculinity is incomprehensible.

[@sinisternightmare]

To be honest, I am already overchallenged merely by being HUMAN most of the time.

[@sundalosketch4769]

@@sinisternightmare screw being human i wanna be a dragon or a blackhole.

[@natkatmac]

@@sundalosketch4769 I'm more of an abandoned mattress sitting on the side of a desert road

[@nicomoist5336]

@@natkatmac ooh gender envy!

[@danone2414]

listen there is NOTHING WRONG with being a man or a woman or nb. the stereotypes and concept of masculinity are FAR from what is truly be a man.

[@f4kef4ngs]

the one about men carrying their children as sperm their whole lives is also wrong because women also have eggs... like that's also half the baby lmao

[@sundalosketch4769]

they ain't babies until they merge together to be a totally different specimen from eggs and sperm. How do people forget that crucial part?

[@x3janna95]

and sperm gets dissolved by the body and produced again constantly, every 10 days or so. eggs are there the whole time sooo...

[@TheVideoIsLongEnough]

also sperm cells are like 100x less volume than eggs in most species including humans too so its not even 50/50

[@anonymousfellow8879]

Also. I’m pretty sure women experiencing periods roughly every month is far more work than men releasing sperm during sex and definitely not pleasurable (more like a “congrats! Not pregnant! Gimme advil STAT.”)

[@jackson5802]

I really think that the male brain one was either satirical or a woman who was going through a radfem phase. I feel like I explained that terribly...

[@lucyh7573]

6:00 fun fact: sperm only live in the testicles for about 2 and a half months before dying.

[@Leena79]

After hearing men don't have hips, reproductive system or hormones, I was suddenly picturing Pinocchio. But he had hips, kinda.

[@ilikecookies9796]

"You have hips? Then you're not a real boy!"

[@JovanDacic]

I'm picturing something like an armoured ghost, a big bulky torso floating on a wisp of nebulous *nothing at all*. Maybe some legs if we're feeling generous but NO HIPS DAMN IT.

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

That is such a good image. I laughted for about a minute, thanks for that!

[@bossyboots5000]

Omg, I think I'm scarred from that melded mental image. Thanks for that

[@Itri_Vega]

"What's wrong with catching them and putting them outside?" Thank you. The same goes for those big, harmless, nocturnal moths. They may startle you but are no threat to clothes or food. And the spiders might look scary but they're really useful.

[@SamirCCat]

You have to be brave enough to come so close to the spiders that you can take them out. To catch one in a glass and go out with it is too close handling for me (I live alone). I have to kill them, even if I would prefer for them to be alive. But it's my house and they invade. I always take out moths/other insects through glasses because I'm not scared of them. Last year I had a spider that was as big, fat and hairy as a grown man's fist. No way my phobia lets beasts like that live in my apartment, or come close to me. The only way is to kill them quickly and then stand shaking from anxiety. I hate spiders!

[@thesirensystem]

Putting spiders outside kills them. They're inside because it's warm and when they get really cold if they don't find shelter quickly they can die. So your options are: Squash them, killing them quickly Put them outside, killing them slowly most of the time Leave them alone, keeping them alive All I'm saying is that option 2 doesn't work

[@multipleSpiders]

@@thesirensystem depends on the kind of spider. There are some spiders that rely heavily on human structures for protection, like cellar spiders, and there are some who do well inside or outside, like parson spiders I wouldn’t put any outside if it’s really cold out though

[@SamirCCat]

@@thesirensystem What...? It depends on the season of course?? I have way more spiders in the summer and they survive the swedish summer climate just fine (they come from outside!). If it's winter it's another thing, but I hardly get any spiders during winter. Do you live in antarctica?? I'm confused.

[@emersongrace4815]

Jamie: I'm always on the edge of my chair My cello tutor: 👏👏👏👏

[@roguestowl2280]

I always thought you were on a stool, and the chair was behind you.

[@Sophie-mv7bd]

How is this man so damn wholesome

[@General12th]

I read your comment as "how is this man so damn handsome" at first. same tho

[@Sophie-mv7bd]

@@General12th well he is both those things

[@cukka99]

Amazing innit. And his relationship with his girlfriend is also so wholesome

[@Rockhoppr3]

8:00 "We had another tweet that said everyone was a woman apparently, now we have this one saying everyone's a man." *Confirmed, everyone is genderfluid.*

[@scienceandponies]

As a wise man once said: "I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. Cause we're all dudes."

[@nhanson6429]

omg "STT, no..SDD" bahahahaha why couldn't i stop replaying Jamie messing up the word XD

[@margaretschafer8587]

The funniest part of the masculine months person, in my opinion, is the fact that July is named after Julius Caesar, aka a man 😂