Matt and Allison still have 10 times more chemistry pretending to be awkward than any people in this movie do.
@kingofthegundam79747 жыл бұрын
I wanna see Metal Man and Bulk team up in an Avengers style movie.
@rec0nzzz103 жыл бұрын
ME TOO 🤓
@anubusx3 жыл бұрын
Along with Almighty Thor.
@ellnats3 жыл бұрын
NO YOU DONT!!!
@tylerskiss3 жыл бұрын
And Black Cougar!
@TurboSilke3 жыл бұрын
@@anubusx speaking of thor, if this avengers style movie happens, somone should get in a time machine and pick up Jon Mikl Thor as Triton in rock n roll nightmare!
@christiegreenwood26427 жыл бұрын
The main actor is in his mid thirties, playing a teenager / very young adult, and he says "right on" to his parents. Okay, that's pretty hilarious. Where has this movie been all my life? Love the review.
@jackrose41308 жыл бұрын
I love thier "we dont give a fuck, lets just have fun" attitude
@stefanfilipovits92218 жыл бұрын
A Film Brain and Lupa crossover?! Dreams really do come true.
@TheArceusftw5 жыл бұрын
So... these people can afford to import a Kabuto Zecter, yet they couldn't afford to make this movie not look like it had the budget of a ham sandwich?
@tiffanyb948 жыл бұрын
Loved watching Film Brain and Lupa collab, they play well off of each other.
@otaking35828 жыл бұрын
These people paid money to import a Kabuto Zector from Japan and then they ripped the horn off of it?! WHY?! They could've made their own belt or not have a belt on the suit at all instead of ruining a perfectly good Kamen Rider toy and thus inflating the price of them on eBay!
@joshuaward3378 жыл бұрын
+Otaking Mikohani My thoughts exactly, i had to google a still to see which Rider belt it was, way to deface an awesome toy movie!
@buzzingsigndiner3978 жыл бұрын
+Otaking Mikohani To be fair, they could always glue the thing back on after they're done with it. ^_^;
@LoverGetamped7 жыл бұрын
i feel bad for the zecter.... i dont even own one.....
@ellnats6 жыл бұрын
IKR, ive seen the prices those go for and they could really dent the budget here
@ellnats5 жыл бұрын
IKR!!!!!!!!!
@matieubissonnette32127 жыл бұрын
I feel like it's worth noting that the tagline "Part Man, Part Machine, All Hero" is one of the taglines for Robocop.
@desshinta94288 жыл бұрын
I have remembered this review and that movie solely for the bafflement Felt when I saw the 'suit', and realized they'd used a Toy Kabuto Zecter from Kamen Rider Kabuto as their prop belt. was freaking Surreal.
@otaking35828 жыл бұрын
And they ruined by ripping the horn off! Those bastards!
@desshinta94288 жыл бұрын
I know, right? don't they know selling that on Ebay would probably have made them more than this movie? 'least at the time it came out?
@tintinismybelgian7 жыл бұрын
The plot is stolen from Back to the Future. A student eats breakfast with his less-than-stellar family, discovers that he is late for school, hangs out with an older scientist who is in business with dangerous people and then becomes stuck inside the scientist's latest project just around the time he sees the scientist die.
@fightingmedialounge5195 жыл бұрын
Feel like your kind of reaching.
@aussieman30213 жыл бұрын
And the piece of musical score starting from 3:26 sounded like it was lifted from E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial.
@Lost-Lilim4 жыл бұрын
8:37 to the right of villain guy, is that... it is: cop and live action Bulk double from the Incredible Bulk. What a stellar career arc.
@WileyCylas5 жыл бұрын
Not many people can handle being a ginger, not even yours truly. Lupa was born to be a redhead
@josephschultz33016 жыл бұрын
Lupa's into during this episode is absolutely perfect.
@Shiirow7 жыл бұрын
The unexplained aspects of this movie can be summed up in two words "Nanomachines, son"
@Ticketman996 жыл бұрын
Shiirow LMAO
@JamiJR8 жыл бұрын
I'm so grateful for internet reviewers who watch bad movies so I can know not to. Thank you for rescuing me from bad movies! Now, if only we could have a BMB of older movies like Billy The Kid VS Dracula and Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter.
@steveharvey21027 жыл бұрын
Hi, I think the Cinema snob reviewed those two. Cheers.
@Safersephiroth7777 жыл бұрын
True that.
@JamiJR7 жыл бұрын
Steve Harvey He has not done Billy The Kid VS Dracula. I asked him and he said he wouldn't do that one because he liked the acting of the guy playing Dracula.
@steveharvey21027 жыл бұрын
Are you saying that the "Cinema Snob" did not review "Billy the Kid Vs Dracula"? Check out "TVDB" for a full episode guide. Season 6, Episode 8 was "Billy the kid Vs Dracula". The review itself can be seen on the "Cinema Snob's" website. It's a great review BTW.
@arx35167 жыл бұрын
I once watched an Asylum movie with my 12 years old nephew, is it child abuse?
@Blacknight88508 жыл бұрын
You know, if this weren't made by idiots this story could actually have been salvaged if they made it into a body horror plot. Take out the "Makes it easy!" bits like being able to hide the suit and disguise his identity, and have Kyle loses his mind at being trapped forever in a weaponized exoskeleton with only the consciousness of the man who did it to him for company. "Kyle, stop! You'll kill him!" " _I know._ " Of course, I've basically just described _David Cronenberg's _*_Guyver: The Bioboosted Armour_* and now I'm all sad because that'll never be a thing.
@EzraColdsGarage6 жыл бұрын
Well when it comes who is the most annoying on the site, I think we all know who that is now.... Mike michod...
@nurse4254 жыл бұрын
25:41 THIS scene almost killed me, LMAO!
@MiXVoy8 жыл бұрын
the buckle was a morpher from Kamen Rider Kabuto, based on a beetle
@talunmcgee54147 жыл бұрын
kamen rider kabuto morpher buckle
@Wizza24184 жыл бұрын
Rider belt or driver.
@pittypolyphonic7 жыл бұрын
I love how he has the kabuto belt and zecter
@talunmcgee54147 жыл бұрын
kamen rider kabtuo kamen rider kabuto
@Wizza24184 жыл бұрын
With the horn ripped off.
@metamorpheus95738 жыл бұрын
I was wondering what the bastard child of Iron Man and a grey alien would look like.
@SciFiFan20127 жыл бұрын
Ummm, when dollar store 'Iron Man' is fighting near the black minivan with the tough guy, it turns into a white car @ 19:00.
@countD88528 жыл бұрын
That's not Metal Jesus...Metal Jesus reviews video games on youtube, he doesn't beat up rapists and cartoon henchmen.
@brianfuller58686 жыл бұрын
Allison's collaborations with Matthew were great. I've actually seen this and it is a turkey,
@jacksullivan47416 жыл бұрын
This movie becomes more awesome if you imagine that dr Blake is Reggie banister from phantasm and the helmet was going to be a weapon against the tall man
@magnamon20998 жыл бұрын
call me crazy... BUT I THINK THOSE BASTARDS STOLE THE BELT FROM KAMEN RIDER KABUTO?!
@tallymatt658 жыл бұрын
they did, they totally did
@SuperWolsey7 жыл бұрын
Quick! Someone call Toei so they can erradicate Midnight Screenings
@thegogglehero36297 жыл бұрын
they did and ripped the horn off of it....
@LoverGetamped7 жыл бұрын
that's wad i thought...poor horn...
@mungdaal96438 жыл бұрын
Iron Hero sounds like Kylo Ren
@Victorblud5 жыл бұрын
Okay...so...the bad guy put the helmet on and it worked. Great. The other guy is in a fully enclosed mechanical suit that gives him, among other abilities, enhanced strength. How does the bad guy plan to win a fist fight with the hero when all he has is the helmet?
@farseerflore95127 жыл бұрын
I love film brain and nine times out of ten I'm not a fan of cross overs, but adding Lupa instantly makes anything ten times better, just like Tekken music.
@Seanatonin5 жыл бұрын
We need more Allison/Mathew reviews
@adankseasonads9357 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, but trapping someone in a suit and forcing yourself inside, is not only kidnapping and unlawful imprisonment, it's borderline rape.
@mickeyd3437 жыл бұрын
For some reason, I feel like playing Mega Man right now.
@jaxixteen3 жыл бұрын
I would rather play mega man 2
@Tareltonlives6 жыл бұрын
The Title is like something out to Bootleg Zones
@Salixa4568 жыл бұрын
This movie was basically Starkid with more sexy times.
@Obiwan1994Kenobi-iv4jf8 жыл бұрын
I would give anything to see Starkid on Movie Nights.
@squadieeljh8 жыл бұрын
That is the best opening for a crossover ever.
@N1CK0FDEST1NY7 жыл бұрын
Your work with computerated tissue engineering.... Fuck me that's art.
@CButtonshaw8 жыл бұрын
Makes Asylum looks good lol
@TheMellowFilmmaker7 жыл бұрын
Film Brain and Lupa are competing for who is most annoying is funny (though I love them both), especially since they both lose now.
@GalanDun5 жыл бұрын
Iron Hero/Metal Man looks like someone repainted Ultron to look like Iron Man.
@JeffreyPiatt5 жыл бұрын
I've seen VR Troopers.episodes with better visual effects. That show used metal hero footage from the 1980's.
@WinterSteele8 жыл бұрын
Not sure how I missed this review when it originally came out in 2012, but I'm glad to finally see it now!
@Blacknight88508 жыл бұрын
+Winter Steele For some reason a lot of the crossover CA videos ended up going up on the Nostalgia Critic's Blip channel (even though Doug wasn't in them) as a sort of 'misc' section for embedding on the site. I know there was at least one other FilmBrain/Lupa review and a few others, which hopefully haven't been lost in the Blip shuffle!
@SpeedyEric18 жыл бұрын
Nice timing, Matthew, on posting this review on KZbin around the time Captain America: Civil War opens in theaters.
@sharonpereira45016 жыл бұрын
Such a great crossover.
@Geek_Chorus8 жыл бұрын
Lupa seems to be channeling Phealous at times lol great review!
@somebastardontheinternet7 жыл бұрын
I decided to google "Count Smokula." Don't google "Count Smokula," it is extremely, disturbingly, depressingly bad.
@KraigFang8 жыл бұрын
Lupa?!? Awesome man! Great vid, your hair is looking great also. Was kinda getting thin there, I only kid of course. In the last year I've gone almost completely bald.
@BurningAzure3 ай бұрын
0:15, That aged about as well as an ice cube in the summer heat.
@ninjaturtlefan20035 жыл бұрын
12:47 Wait so does this mean it's part of the MCU? The Mockbuster Cinematic Universe?
@Mviews-hb4ib6 жыл бұрын
His non skid ass-mat is a pretty good idea and a first i think in movies? Thinking about it, Robocop, Stormtroopers etc have smooth plastic or metal, one wrong slip on the wrong surface and their arses are sledges .. very dangerous. So kudos to the Director for that one since im sure he will of designed it ... great vid as always !
@turogamer-oi4nq6 жыл бұрын
i think i recognise the belt its a kamen rider HENSHIN (transformation) device or a kamen rider driver. it fuckin is its the kamen rider kabuto zector
@davidbanner78045 жыл бұрын
Metal man, Bulk ,Black Bat, and Captain Battle should team up .....
@Wizza24184 жыл бұрын
Black bat?
@TailsFan369no25 жыл бұрын
I can't tell whether this was filmed at a convention or just one of those "business trip invites" that you used to do
@DigiRangerScott8 жыл бұрын
OMG! This review is finally on a Film Brain channel! I only ever saw it on the Nostalgia Critic Blip channel
@TurboSilke3 жыл бұрын
well, googling count smokula was worth it, there is even a religion on his not very up to date webpage!
@BigGator58 жыл бұрын
Just so you guys know in case you miss it, this is an old 2012 review. Obscurus Lupa has sadly not returned to Channel Awesome.
@BesterP128 жыл бұрын
Well obviously. OLtL was cancelled years ago.
@BigGator58 жыл бұрын
***** No, she left. I don't know if she made the jump from Blip to KZbin, because I honestly can't find her.
@RichardWatt2 жыл бұрын
@@BigGator5 late reply: Lupa's KZbin channel is now called Movie Nights.
@gaminggoof15423 жыл бұрын
That was actually pretty fun to watch. The fight scenes are honestly pretty cool
@t.o.toonstubetwo.4138 Жыл бұрын
17:03 Well maybe the doctor A.I. can teach him how to make more
@Isaac-gh5ku7 жыл бұрын
Does anyone notice that Metal Man's belt look like the Kamen Rider Kabuto's Rider Belt with the Kabuto Zecter?
@alexanderfix36296 жыл бұрын
Isaac Adam If the other comments are anything to go by, it's a Kabuto Zector toy with it's horn removed.
@loganm9866 жыл бұрын
Pleasant surprise with the Chris Jericho reference
@ellnats7 жыл бұрын
is that a kamen rider kabuto belt metal man is wearing?
@emperorsean17 жыл бұрын
this movie is amazing terrible but hilarious
@MasterrangerABR8 жыл бұрын
Correct me if I'm wrong but his belt is a kabuto zecter henshin belt, was this originally a kamen rider kabuto fan film?
@tyrxian64526 жыл бұрын
MasterrangerABR it IS the Kabuto belt. sadly, it's not related to the plot
@KrossShadow8 жыл бұрын
The main actor looks like Dexter
@drift21967 жыл бұрын
I..I think the metal hero suit uses a belt from kamen rider Kabuto....the fuck?
@thegogglehero36297 жыл бұрын
um 8:36 the helmet is still in the case!
@jamesmcgrath19527 жыл бұрын
OK, I think I'll just watch The Guyver.
@janmikhailgaid45624 жыл бұрын
Make way for Dr. Wily number 9...Metal Man!
@leewright14 жыл бұрын
Kyle looks like a young Craig Scheffer.... Or present day Scheffer, but with a better "hairpiece". No, its a young Craig Scheffer WITH a better hairpiece even though he still had his own. Hair. Bring on the Lament Box so he can take on Seagal's body doubles. And voice doubles.
@eamonndeane587 Жыл бұрын
"BARACK!! DON'T TRUST.... THE WITCH!"
@theotherghostgirl3378 жыл бұрын
I miss lupa:(
@FilmBrain8 жыл бұрын
You can find her on her channel, Movie Nights! She's still making videos.
@Alucard-A-La-Carte4 жыл бұрын
Marvel's lawyers were really asleep at the wheel, weren't they? Fucker's even red and gold.
@zachariahgodslayerarmstron90287 жыл бұрын
metal hero have kamen rider belt he a kamen rider.
@talunmcgee54147 жыл бұрын
kamen rider kabtuo kamen rider
@bizarrenrugged33706 жыл бұрын
This is so hilariously Bad it's good.
@flair5417 жыл бұрын
I actually like the costume, very Beetleborgs
@angelmarie22817 жыл бұрын
RIP One Life to Live. 😂
@bloodrunsclear6 ай бұрын
Just an oddity: that triumphant opening theme for this movie? Totally ripped off from a movie called Wheels of Fire.
@megamage9115 жыл бұрын
21:47 Lulz, looks like an episode of the Casting Couch :P
@PhoenixHealing7 жыл бұрын
So is Bad Movie Beatdown strictly a review of bad movies and the Projector Series involves movies Film Brain likes or no?
@FilmBrain7 жыл бұрын
The Projector series is the latest releases in the UK that have opened ahead of the US. They are not necessarily things I like - in fact, I've reviewed several things on there I've really hated (i.e. Grismby).
@PhoenixHealing7 жыл бұрын
Cool! Thanks Film Brain well I have some catching up to do then :-)
@Ultrabalor7 жыл бұрын
Projector is just reviews of movies released in the UK before released in America.
@gracekim252 жыл бұрын
I um don’t remember when I saw this but this pretty fun😎 Probably liked in 2018 7.9.22
@augustwest53567 жыл бұрын
"his test results show that he has a strong sense of right and wrong, however it does show he can improvise if need be" "youre not speaking in layman's terms" "layman's terms"?!?! WHAT THE FUCK? What about that sentence is hard to understand? And this guy is the boss of the other bad guys? Also, I don't remember taking the "Do you push the old lady down the stairs or not?" test in college. Just minutes in and Im already baffled by the stupidity of these characters and their "dialogue"..
@bizarrenrugged33706 жыл бұрын
I don't know which is more hilarious your reaction via long sentence or that scene you described. either way, lmaooooooooooooooo
@quinnzykir8 жыл бұрын
15:02. Pradect? What's a pradect? ooh project.
@tinkerer33996 жыл бұрын
Hey! Dont you go making fun of Count Smokula! Guy has had a great film career. Played Einstein for fucks sake.
@christinawilkephillips76848 жыл бұрын
Omg an eposode I hadn't seen! bloody brilliant! :-D
@BloodrealmX5 жыл бұрын
Glucose-based? Did the scriptwriter seriously not know the difference between nanomachines and SUGAR?!
@projectmatrix17 жыл бұрын
So is there one of these backyard homemade movies that's actually good?
@alexanderfix36296 жыл бұрын
Is it just me it does the suit's helmet kinda look like HK-47 from KOTOR?
@quinnzykir8 жыл бұрын
Sucks that I've been putting off trying to do reviews and let's plays for years. Even worse that my external hard drive and capture device were destroyed in a house fire last Friday :/
@kadejito14 жыл бұрын
9:14 LMAO, her rationalization made me bust out laughing 🤣🤣🤣 18:55 This girl keeps cracking me the fack up with her deadpan observations 🤣🤣🤣. 👆 THIS is how you roast a movie's bad spots.
@darkhall82276 жыл бұрын
how the hell did this even land on dvd on uk dvd pound shops
@ScowlieMeerkat7 жыл бұрын
Is that bald thug guy from Incredible Bulk? I'm commenting rather than checking IMDB.
@bradleycalvert86306 жыл бұрын
Witchcraft 12? Allison it's... COINCIDENCE!!
@rejector71267 жыл бұрын
0:00 Best No Ever
@thegr8n84ever68 жыл бұрын
Where is Lupas reviews?
@ironherogaming23757 жыл бұрын
I want that iron man t-shirt
@ExplorerDS67895 жыл бұрын
Even Bat-Hero is more epic than this guy.
@hezekiahramirez69658 жыл бұрын
I'm so confused. Who made this movie? Was it just an amateur project a few people decided to put together? How did it get released on DVD? What the fuck is this? I'm genuinely confused here.
@grantkelly86967 жыл бұрын
Hezekiah Ramirez I'll give you a hint. All of their movies(including this film) are so bad they're gonna send you to "The Asylum". Expect for Sharknado for some reason. And Sharknado 2. And Sharknado 3. Oh look Sharknado The 4th has Black Nerd Comedy in it. I love that guy! And Sharknado 5 doesn't look bad.
@brianfuller76915 жыл бұрын
Possibly the most inept superhero movie ever. Leah Grimsson as Julie give a utterly wooden performance but no good acting here by anybody.
@The__Creeper4 жыл бұрын
Iron Man is less original than this. At least they didn't just name him Iron Man like what Marvel did when they ripped off Iron Man.