Bad Movie Cinema Snobs: McBain (REVIEW)

[@Thraim.]

Someone lost the original soundtrack to this movie one day before the premiere and the only replacement they could find was a cassette taken from the car of the producers mum. It's the only logical explanation.

[@Valdagast]

I wonder if Stallone saw this before writing "The Expendables".

[@matieubissonnette3212]

If you ever do The Exterminator, look for the uncut version. There's a TV-cut that has awkward fades to black for commercial breaks- it's also got quite a bit of the violence taken out.

[@KevinThePilgrim]

Hope we can get more crossover between FB and The Snob. Specially with the personality of Bastard Film Brain.

[@EnterTheMorg]

Glad to see this on KZbin... It's one of my favorite Channel Awesome crossovers, if not THE favorite. Love you two together. :) (Also, I owe to this review my use of the word "fetus" to describe somebody considerably younger to me - and I use it often. ^^)

[@SoulSukkur]

Wow, back then you had enough hair between the two of you to share with a third person.

[@Avenger85438]

That's nothing, you should see Bennett the Sage. He's really shed a lot of weight.

[@03bgood]

Him, Brad Jones, and Doug Walker are now, all bald.

[@Chris_Blaze94]

Luis Guzman is literally in everything, even in the early 90s

[@gaminggoof1542]

He was a dealer before being Diaz. Good to know

[@ElOchentero]

8:39 wait, shouldnt Coca have the opposite effect and make them all work more and harder? does the guy who wrote this movie even know how drugs work?

[@eddiedingle767]

El Ochentero like Tyler Perry, when you use cocaine, you fall asleep

[@Morgil27]

Snob: So how old were you in 1991? Me: about 7 years

[@randalgraves6979]

Me: 12

[@asunayuuki8710]

After watching this, I feel like watching Tropic Thunder again.

[@ItsOver9000000]

I guess you could say this film is the... McBain of your existence?

[@FilmBrain]

How did I review two films with a lead character named "McBain" and not make that joke?

[@TheCursedHikari]

Well if you ever review a third film with the lead character named McBain then there you go xP

[@Nestalgba92023]

@@FilmBrain Where's the other movie with the main character name McBain review?

[@Curupira106]

OMG. Snob with hair?! This was so long ago.

[@adamw116]

I actually mixed this movie up with Bulletproof which starred Gary. Busey in which he played the character Frank McBain!

[@FilmBrain]

I reviewed that one on a Movie Nights episode with Allison and Phelan - I even reference this movie in that video! ;)

[@b1merio]

Yay! Film Snob and Cinema Brain!

[@movieman2293]

0:46, yeah...Nine Lives may be the new bottoming out.

[@Scorpio2074]

Holy smokes - Mathew and Brad used to have hair not that long ago?!?!

[@RunyaEithelNar]

+Scorpio2074 Testosteron is the bitch man....

[@Scorpio2074]

Either that - or too many bad movies.

[@gaminggoof1542]

Not sure why Brad shaved, I liked his hairstyle

[@wjzav1971]

@@gaminggoof1542 It was receding. I know a lot of people who prefer to be bald than have thin hair, since the latter often looks pathetic.

[@DeadManSinging1]

3:47 That's ah...that's not how wars work...

[@joefowler7832]

5.50 "WHO GIVES A FUCK!!!" Love Brads delivery LOL

[@Speleomimus]

Wow, they both used to have hair, six years ago

[@Humanoidfreak]

Isn't Film Brain in his mid 20's? And already he is balding?

[@johnnyelettrico9087]

@@Humanoidfreak stress is a hairline worse enemy

[@gaminggoof1542]

The good ol days

[@ToruKun1]

Annie Potts sounds like Patty Mayonnaise in this movie

[@Jude300c]

Was just thinking the same thing, even has the same face shape!

[@Jude300c]

I checked and she's not credited for Doug and I thought maybe Olive Oyl, but nope. Oh wellz

[@ThatGothicChick]

It's because it IS Patty Mayonnaise. That's actually Constance Shulman. McBain is in her IMDB credits.

[@tintinismybelgian]

The lenses--they're too big for my eyes to handle.

[@robogreek3157]

@5:45 IM FUCKING DEAD!!!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS! LMFAO

[@adamw116]

How many black suits does Brad own?

[@Mr.Colagaming]

I've been watching both of you since around this time now neither of you has hair but you're still just as hilarious

[@brianfuller5868]

Both Brain and Cinema Snob had lots of hair here.

[@tonyblock84]

I was hoping this was the Mcbain with Gary Busey.

[@FilmBrain]

Funnily enough, I do have a copy of Bulletproof around somewhere, waiting to be watched.

[@tonyblock84]

I can't wait to see your review of it.

[@PFiction24]

At least in Dogs of War, CW got a one liner Bad guy:We bought this country! CW:Buy it again *BLAM*

[@MsDjessa]

Funny how the movie shows a Vietnamese collecting human ears. Because I remember from a documentary about the Second Indochina War that an American veteran told how he used to collect them. And then of course there was Richard Ramirez's uncle who told young Night Stalker how he used to rape and murder women in Vietnam and teach Richie how to properly stalk. But hey cheap action film, of course it can only show the Vietnamese being inhumane. LOL

[@joshuascott3428]

I wouldnt describe this movie as cheap or maybe i watch such low grade shcholck troma stuff this practically is a ridley scott level production lol id say its closer to a modest budget movie and would you know it both sides did inhumane things the north vietnamese killed and ate my dads dog they also used to stick their own shit on pungee sticks so that american soldiers would get infected while also bleeding from puncture wounds .They would execute their own men for almost no reason

[@DeadManSinging1]

Why the fuck would you set a timebomb on a petrol tanker that you were driving? Did these guys go to the Al Qaida school of explosives?

[@eddiedingle767]

That Israeli accent that Walken used, uhhhhhh, I’m not sure that’s legit

[@Leo-sd3jt]

The clip from the Ripper FMV game is just icing on the cake for this video

[@horaciosi]

"How fucking old do you think i am!!" Old enough to remember Tequila & Bonetti

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Funny that Snob commented on Film Brains youthfulness, now that the latter has a receding hairline.

[@MrHypnofan]

Great, now I have to go find this movie so I can figure out why the President decided to change the color of our money.

[@bloodrunsclear]

I keep seeing this REVIEW and I still can't remember anything about this movie O_O McBain is so unmemorable you can see a summarization and still nothing sticks

[@briansergeant]

3:40-3:50 i thought that was from Tropic Thunder for a minute

[@DeaconTaylor]

was the pilot at 13:50 odd april's boss from teenage mutant ninja turtles?

[@fredrikcarlstedt393]

McBain really is the poor man' s crossover of Deer Walker and The Expendables 1 .

[@culwin]

Red white and blue money! That's the key scene in this movie.

[@UmbreonMessiah]

Love the reviews, but that instrumental version of Ready to Roll is atrocious. Please use something else.

[@TheSkully343]

+UmbreonMessiah Like the actual Ready To Roll.

[@FilmBrain]

+TheSkully343 Yeah... no. The actual song "Ready to Roll" is owned by Universal, and it would be flagged on every single upload. (Incidentally, the song it replaces in this intro is actually "Believe It or Not", which Brad has stopped using for the same reason.) All old episodes have been re-edited to have the Mario Paint version (first used in the Transformers 2 review) to avoid this issue. The two latest episodes (Moonraker, Review of 2015) have had a specially made new theme song, which will be used for all episodes onward.

[@TheSkully343]

Film Brain Understandable but the Mario Paint version is still... bleh. I don't suppose you could try and find an instrumental cover of the song or a fan made remix to suffice?

[@legaultrants]

OH man was that nurse Constance Shulman?

[@RAFMnBgaming]

That music, i wasn't expecting this movie to turn into Perfect Strangers all of a sudden.

[@GranTruismo4head]

This is the review of freedom! -Film Brain and The Cinema Snob

[@Dimensioneer88]

10:08 That's the voice of Patti Mayonnaise!

[@docthemetalfreak]

I could swear the nurse in the hospital scene played the voice of Patty on the cartoon Doug. maybe its just me lol.

[@sarahjaneuldricks6729]

Constance Shulman, voice of Patti Mayonnaise and plays Dr. Blazier in McBain.

[@docthemetalfreak]

thank you for that

[@docthemetalfreak]

no but my buddy Doug seemz to have something for her. alwayz scribbling in hiz journal about her. i am getting really worried about him lol.

[@MsDjessa]

14:12 Well I don't think a pistol even could shoot trough a glass of a modern fighter plane. Heck they used bullet proof glass in some fighters as early as WW II.

[@pythiasibyls6269]

Shit... Film Brain is only 26 in 2017? Damn...

[@skinnyzachfilms]

Ah. I remember watching this for the first time when I was 15 going on 16.... Good times... Good times...

[@droddfellow3926]

Do FDR American Badass, people!

[@gaminggoof1542]

Pretty entertaining honestly plus an ensemble cast. I’ve never seen Walken play a real serious role before

[@FilmBrain]

Yeah, Walken's been mining his unusual persona for comedy for so long that I think younger viewers especially might not even be aware that he is such a strong - and terrifying - dramatic actor. It is worth checking out those, and he can still do it when he wants to.

[@christiegreenwood2642]

You do most emphatically not get high from chewing coca leaves, movie. We learned that in biology class.

[@DonaldRilea]

I see no one's mentioned that the first song from the film is a sort of knock-off version of Dire Straits' "Brothers In Arms", that's drearily done.

[@meatz666]

Is this a Matt official channel??? Please say it is!!!

[@FilmBrain]

Yes, it is!

[@javis88h]

fuuuuck this is old. And also nice to see Patty Mayonnaise got a good job as a organ harvester

[@Shamandigi62091]

11:40 the death of Carlos from accounting

[@Shamandigi62091]

11:47 that move is called the chad from accounting

[@Launchpad05]

Christopher Walken isn't beneath appearing in stupid Super Bowl commercials, either.

[@FNGLHR]

"Ice to see you." MCBAIN!

[@nomduclavier]

As opposed to the fear of non-foreign foreigners

[@murciadoxial8056]

you know... they got everything wrong about the colombia of 1991 except for the flag and the coat of arms... to be fair though, the situation in 1991 in colombia made this movie look like fucking love actually...

[@MarioWendorf]

Murcia doxial Was it a destabilized hierarchy thing?

[@murciadoxial8056]

Mario Wendorf no, it was a failed democracy where presidential candidates were being killed systematically along with a whole political party, bombs were being detonated in the main cities every day (litteraly, it was daily, at least 3 per day), there was more than one guerilla active and alive and had the biggest drug cartel in history, so big in fact that the cartel alone made more money than all the countries of latin america combined... it was not good

[@MarioWendorf]

Dang! They were defacto running the country! Were you there for that time?

[@murciadoxial8056]

Mario Wendorf i was born a year later, so i pretty much missed those dark years i guess, the country has been doign the best it can to not fall apart, and despite how idiotic the people from here are, we have managed to take significant steps forward recently

[@TheGimpPimp1]

Maria from The Running Man became a talk show host in her country...

[@WallKenshiro]

I saw the trailer Mcbain a month or so ago and thought "How the f'k did I not know about this movie?" then I watched the movie and found out why.

[@KageMaxwell]

Yeah. I'm with Film Brain on that one. That song made me wanna puke too, but these cookies I'm eating are too good throw back up. 😋

[@KageMaxwell]

*To throw back up. I left out a word. Oops.

[@Seanatonin]

We need more Snob n the Brain!

[@captaindreadeye6264]

Not after what Brad said about #changethechannel. Blech.

[@Seanatonin]

@@captaindreadeye6264 in an alternate univere it's happening

[@devinharbert6071]

I like your British accent Matthew.

[@RunyaEithelNar]

So it's from this review comes "Symbolism!!!" in intro! :D I was wondering^^

[@anarchohouston9979]

😊 I own this movie on vhs

[@AlanMichael0]

they're babies!!!!

[@danking9936]

2:24 what's wrong with their spelling of Columbia?

[@FilmBrain]

The country is spelled Colombia, with an O.

[@danking9936]

Film Brain Ah.

[@leewright1]

Gotta love the brass balls of RD jr. Few, if anyone, can do self referential black face and then be Iron Man.

[@TheGimpPimp1]

Whatever happened to Maria Conchita Alonso..?? Are you serious..??....She's had steady work in show business since 1978...Currently she has 2 films due out in 2017 and 1 more in early 2018...So what the fuck are you guys talking about..??

[@theitfactorjameswheezer2852]

Movies that either go direct to video or are so low tier they don’t ever have Wikipedia pages. Dumb comment

[@Shamandigi62091]

11:39 holy crap this movie pulled off a chad from accounting

[@gracekim1998]

Wait is this their first crossover then?🤔 7.9.22 Probably liked in 2018

[@wjzav1971]

Well, considering that both lost their hair.....them being mirror images of each other from older to younger self is not that far off.

[@devinharbert6071]

Man U should definitely do more crossovers with cinema snob, he’s so mother fucking funny.

[@neilbreen7272]

Haha I had 35 beers before, thank you film brain

[@sharonpereira4501]

Two great movie reviewers.

[@christinawilkephillips7684]

gasp!! an eposode I haven't seen!! as I live and breathe! lol :-o

[@most-def184]

same here

[@devinharbert6071]

I’m cinema snob.

[@Herobox-ju4zd]

35 beers? When I was in college... no problem.

[@SoulSukkur]

2:23 is that not how you spell Columbia?

[@FilmBrain]

+SoulSukkur Colombia, the country as opposed to the movie studio, has a second o, not u.

[@adamw116]

I miss Maria Conchita before the plastic surgery! She was a beautiful woman!

[@TheCrazyHedgehogLady]

BEST. CROSSOVER. EVER.

[@delona6485]

For a minute I thought this was Dog Soldiers , that was a great movie!

[@kitestar]

Wait mcbain was a real thing? I thought it was a just a bit for the simpsons

[@shirophoenix01]

Look this Expendables movie is still better than the last Expendables movie and as an added bonus it has a badass cast 😎

[@retrogamelover2012]

14:10-14:14 OK, that part was kind of funny.

[@snobbychick5302]

Are they really that different in age? Just curious

[@FilmBrain]

We're 9 years apart.

[@snobbychick5302]

Just seemed like he was joking a bit about the age difference to create a conflict... guess not lol

[@JanetStarChild]

There seems to be, like, two generations of reviewers... Those of the '80s, like Cinema Snob, Nostalgia Critic and Phelous; And those of the '90s, like Film Brain, Obscures Lupa and Linkara.

[@devinharbert6071]

All I’m sorry did I break your concentration.

[@just4joebob]

You had hair?

[@jagger2313]

Donald Trump's favorite movie

[@gaminggoof1542]

Uh, but Columbia is spelt correctly

[@FilmBrain]

The movie studio is Columbia, the country is Colombia.

[@gaminggoof1542]

@@FilmBrain huh. You’d wonder why the company is spelt differently

[@mollyanderson657]

10:22 Jeez no wonder patients treat medical staff like they're sewer Rats

[@devinharbert6071]

Snobbing bad movies everywhere.

[@jasonrinehart8393]

Columbia was spelled correctly on the back of the DVD box. I'm not understanding where Film Brain got that mix up from.

[@FilmBrain]

Columbia is a film studio. Colombia (note the second 'o') is the name of the republic.

[@jasonrinehart8393]

Aaaaahhhhhhh. I even googled it to make sure and there was material showing the use of that spelling. My apologies. Love your work anyways. Keep up the good work!

[@rainyfeathers9148]

...sister?

[@athousandfeethigh]

Holy crap...It's completely unironic Decker, patriotic song, lame attempts at serious drug conversations and all

[@TalosParoxi]

how is it possible for a movie starring christopher walken and michael ironside to be this boring?

[@fredrikcarlstedt393]

MCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCBAIN !

[@TheTruth61989]

Mendozaaaa!!!