BADGER'S BEST OF 2019

[@patrickstar561]

His sponsored videos are great tho Like they are funny and you hardly notice that they are sponsored

[@joesala4837]

So true

[@weebking3917]

Hella true

[@deeznutzinc.1759]

True

[@ZachStJean-ie9in]

Yup

[@tavifurcoi]

Who said fun can't be bought

[@grannydelta101]

The best part of videos are the messages at the end where badger insults us, enlightens us, or hits us right in the feels

[@mistamemewide]

“StAnD aNd UnFoLd YoUrSelF,” “LoNG LiVe ThE KiNg!”

[@John4Dragon]

Moar Bagel

[@ravenlordgoat2157]

agreed.

[@F.1.P.C]

Just straight up, fuck u from badger, my fav

[@anthonyfontana8033]

Hell yeah bruther

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

"2019, a year that could not have ended on a better note." A innocent, naive little badger.

[@turma8eac]

It was a simpler time

[@thestarwolf3312]

A better time

[@troyklein6379]

@@thestarwolf3312 yup

[@f.e.areproduce5298]

Sentences said before tragedy .

[@Thegamingguitarist1888]

I cringed when I heard him say it. ‘Twas a simpler time

[@justyouaveragehusky850]

“None of you are old enough to watch futurama” *sips slurm aggressively*

[@Beth-mp9ej]

same here brother, missed that shit when they took it off netflix.

[@justyouaveragehusky850]

@@Beth-mp9ej I have hulu and Netflix so I’m chillin

[@seancruz9153]

@@justyouaveragehusky850 look at mr.middle class here affording two streaming subscriptions at the same time

[@justyouaveragehusky850]

@@seancruz9153 lmao

[@Vordt_]

@@seancruz9153 okay sugar sandwich eater :^)

[@Random_VA_277]

By far my favorite part of this was heavenly saying how he just gets happy by seeing he made others happy. You made my day with that heavenly, Thank you.

[@Ahmad.....................]

10:37 if u punch a chicken while ur hand is moving at mach 4.9, aerodynamic heating will cook the chicken upon impact

[@withergamer6837]

You would splatter the chicken all over the world but yeah, it works in theory

[@CarlMax001]

@CeeJay M if you can punch things at mach 4.9 you have different things to worry about

[@funeraltortoise]

Time to train

[@moronichybrid]

pull a saitama on that b

[@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808]

At that speed, you would not _have_ a chicken

[@inquisitordragon6827]

Dude, even your worst is great. So chill out. You got to eat, so get yourself some sponsorships. Because if ya' starve, ya' can't provide me with my fix to my crippling video addiction.

[@lifeslemons5408]

The king of 3 am browsing

[@TheRealSavageGentleman]

f a c x

[@conorkavanagh757]

Brothr zactly wa i was honna say everything was good and everything is good that bagr makes

[@eansportsdd4137]

We all gotta eat ravioli

[@EvilPaladin11]

I am the demigod of only "getting roughly an hour of sleep before enduring my 9-5 desk job.

[@Hoovy00]

i also love "A bullet has someone's name on it while a grenade is more to whom it may concern, well dear grid coordinates *fires artillery*"

[@CharlieBravo1118]

*shells orphanage*

[@kobaltapollodorus8922]

Bullets: Dear... Grenade: To whom it may concern... AP rounds: An urgent reminder... Aerial Bombardment: This is a public service announcement Nukes: This is an Imperial Decree

[@director1336]

Time stamp?

[@Hoovy00]

@@director1336 not in this but I'm pretty sure it's in the far cry 5 video

[@CharlieBravo1118]

@@Hoovy00 yeye

[@vedanadleeh3908]

RussianBadger's resolution, "it's done when it's one" and Markipliers "keep learning, there's somuch to lesrn from mistakes and past projects" mindsets Have helped me, and inspired me to further a project with my homies. No cap fr

[@romandrawsstuff]

"Its definitely moar of a romantic restuarant" "iTs A fUcKeN pOt Of CHEESE" Thats my favorite quote by far😂

[@denmark1226]

"THERE IS NO BITCH OUT THERE THAT I'M TAKING TO THE MELTING POT"

[@n0tsparky]

ITS NOT JUST CHEESE, There’s a main course of various exotic meats! Bro Okay?

[@romandrawsstuff]

@@n0tsparky WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THE MEAT

[@jackwilly382]

33:33 for those wondering

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

@@romandrawsstuff No-one answer that question

[@vanessarich3268]

“THANOS IS HITTING THE WOAH ON THE ICE” also “ If physical energy can be converted into thermal energy, how hard to I have to punch a chicken to cook it”

[@wavylahti5054]

How hard do you have to fuck it to light it on fire?

[@wallsterrence]

@@wavylahti5054 FTL at least

[@duckgames2546]

Vanessa Rich it would take in between 460 to 920 punches if it were a Olympic boxer

[@lucasahumada6913]

to be able to punch a chicken to cook it the punch would need to go over 375,000 mph,so i doubt you could do it without burning it or destroying your arm

[@Matt-xl8jo]

@@lucasahumada6913 challenge accepted

[@energy8539]

“Eating a pop tart is faster than reloading” I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard in my life

[@energy8539]

1:38:46

[@fadefizzy6408]

I would like this comment but it’s at 69 soooooo

[@thomasluke-wp8or]

​@@fadefizzy6408 this is the way

[@todx15]

hearing heavenly absolutely dying in the background during that clip at 25:32 was the best

[@just_smilez]

Bold of you to assume we're all middle schoolers who haven't seen futurama, badger. I may have the maturity of a five year old, but I assure you I'm old enough to wish suicide booths were real. Edit: also, tell heavenly this video made my day better

[@nathanhaws5211]

Smilez Thata This is by far the best comment I have ever seen

[@nattybird1146]

ya i would like to take on--- booth person: **shoots ya** fuck off asshole

[@javs3399]

Ok boomer

[@tander101]

SHUT UP BABY, I KNOW IT

[@birba2112]

*Cracks open can* Liberal

[@Bananasnotasong]

Seeing Badger shrink in fear at the kids t-posing in front of him was truly magnificent.

[@ToasterLoafer]

YES

[@oliveradams1555]

You'd be pumped as a kid to get a photo like that with one of your favourite creators.

[@kevinprehm]

41:14 he literally sounds like a tactical droid, its amazing

[@alternative7586]

Tambor is a fool. Fire up the ship

[@NyxHunter]

Omg yes!

[@samanthawoody9338]

What vid is this from

[@danewright6691]

​vvkb😂,😂,,,mir ,,,die m mmMMM h

[@f1vestar189]

And this was the last time we were able to say “A year that could not have ended on a better note”

[@baldytalkinnerdy3462]

Reading this two years later… FUCK. That hurts.😅

[@Athena74319]

“She’s saying it like a dyslexic” As a dyslexic... u rite

[@hyliandoctor]

Timestamp: 17:07

[@NickKrummenacker]

Same here

[@weedwhacker287]

Totally agree as a dyslexic

[@liamgrant858]

41:14 “StAnD aNd UnFoLd YoUrSelF,” “LoNG LiVe ThE KiNg!”

[@bluepaladinXavier]

This is one of my favorite skullker moments.

[@colinhawley8050]

SuPeR SCuFfEd

[@RyukoKiryuin510]

“BeCoMe As GoDs”

[@FudgeNukemPSN]

@@RyukoKiryuin510 A fellow Android of culture. :)

[@thomasnolastname8734]

"HmMmmMMm" "HMMMMMmmmm"

[@mochimaid]

Don't mind me, just a collection of my favorite moments for me to come back to. 4:56 Randall fucking Dies 5:10 Thanos hits the woah 5:36 FUCK WHEAT 5:45 Chicago Gamers 6:23 Point and Click 6:34 I can put you in a Mansion 7:28 Thumb from Spykids/Black Lung 9:40 Warning Shot 13:57 Rapid Pumping 14:59: Use Code Chungus 15:31 Mix n’ Match 21:45: MISTOW BADJOW 24:00 Domino’s Math 28:46 Libreal Fart 29:04 Large Bucket, Large Soda 30:29 Solid Grid Coordinates 33:52 Mad Schlump 34:22 “Take what you need” 35:43 My big Ball 37:46 The Uncooked Turkey 41:05 War Facts 41:10 The Note of G 45:27 Fried Chicken Wednesday 47:31 HMmmMM 48:52 Meeting TwoMad 49:46: MOM- 50:17 German 52:32 Needa snack? 55:58 Ay bro I needa sip 56:16 Bager=Broke 57:54 My Religion 1:01:58 The Street Sweeper 1:02:17 Making fun of the Marines 1:03:44: Horaah, baby. 1:06:55 Damn, the river got em. 1:11:55 AH...AHH...AHHH 1:12:29 Tropical Horse Tranquilizers 1:14:31 Broken Spanish 1:17:48 Keep Dodging 1:20:40 R6S Tutorial. 1:22:30 Lemme get uhhh… 1:33:56 Binging with Obama 1:34:48 The French Coffee 1:35:03 Skyrim 1:37:13 CHOOT EM KEITH

[@vicbar399]

Going to reply so i can come back to this

[@jankyio]

LOng LiVe ThE kInG

[@fortnite2electricboogaloo194]

Lit

[@zombieninja2004]

Y

[@crimsonshadow3934]

Y

[@Oaken_Buckets]

What a good year of content, just something fun and memorable about the old animations they had so much character.

[@TheSkunksmith]

10:32 Yo, Jello, someone did the math for how fast to throw that haymaker at the chicken. Gotta swing at Mach 5 speeds, my guy!

[@police428]

MACH 5??!!!! That is over 1400MPH faster than the SR-71!!!! How loud do you have to yeet to get to that power?

[@TheSkunksmith]

@@police428 Yes.

[@TheBrinklord]

That Is one of my most favorite moments of all time alone with Randel fucking dies!

[@sombrepombre2250]

Amazing. I never knew I needed to know this but I feel smarter

[@lichguard]

This is interesting

[@zombiethezerker]

Fave moment: "PARTTERSON FIRE A WARNING SHOT" "but sir this is an m32 ROTARY GERNADE LAUNCHER" "ah potato, potato fire a warning shot"

[@cheems5998]

There is no such thing as a warning shot

[@rebelgaming1.5.14]

Even better version. PRIVATE, FIRE A WARNING SHOT! But sir, this is a Dreadnou- FIRE A WARNING SHOT GODAMMIT! *Proceeds to rack up a 189 kill game in Battlefield 1*

[@jsaviourss8049]

same

[@infestedlie561]

I have the .mp4 and im proud

[@Axtural]

"gernade"

[@jeriko6276]

Fav moment: *starts eating pizza* “Did you bring enough for the whole stream?”

[@anamonlbigm5838]

“Guess what M O T H E R F U C K E R.”

[@onjo6746]

*starts pouring 5 gum out of sleeved*

[@boodle4952]

you fucking bet i did you libtard

[@kiwisinner]

*starts pulling several thousand boxes of pizzas and several million bottles of vodka out of his arse*

[@MLGLionKnight]

Why was you storing them up there’s I store mine in my duffel bag shaped like the hostage

[@OrnateKobold]

Hearing the advert 5 years later looking at the seal on my desk after watching an episode of futurama was mental whiplash.

[@brady8201]

“Eating a pop tart is faster than reloading.”

[@shaxxmeer]

Let's test that Edit: Eating a poptart is indeed faster than reloading

[@Sonicfan101Swagmaster]

​@@shaxxmeer quick question, which weapon are we reloading

[@SkinnyWenis-lt5cu]

1:33:57 and 1:34:56 are my favourite moments, great Obama impression, and JELLO. IS. A. GOD. And also badger, all you’re content is so good, sponsored or unsponsored, story of a game/character or 100% funny juice, even games I don’t like I’ll still tune into your videos to watch, your charisma for KZbin is great, and I’m sure I speak for most people here, don’t stop doing what you’re doing, it’s working, thanks badger, you’re great

[@thenerd1153]

You forgot 37:50

[@SkinnyWenis-lt5cu]

Honestly yep

[@localcrazyrussian4511]

Everyone forgot 1:03:53

[@SkinnyWenis-lt5cu]

Holy Russian Empire Productions yes I did thanks for reminding me

[@shanewilliams1253]

^^ What he said ^^ but a little less homo. ;) JK BROTHER!!

[@karbisme5058]

Badgers year compilation might as well be called "shitpost: the movie" "Shitpost 2: Electric boogaloo"

[@yeenbaby2891]

My man this year is gonna be the sequel *SHITPOST THE ELECTRIC BOOGALOO*

[@ower_flov3516]

Haha I get it u related it to hermitcraft right????

[@Capybara3332]

0:37 I’ve been watching futurama since I was 5 don’t try me

[@spike-br2wlstar3]

Ha bend my ass Bender joke

[@unnamedvisitor1649]

I think my favourite thing about Gears of War is that in one of the later games, there's a shed full of tomato plants, and if you shoot them all, you get an ear full about how they were Dom's tomatoes, and you've basically massacred the last of HIS tomatoes.

[@Heavyflamer66]

F tomatos

[@ProtoHadron]

@@Heavyflamer66 nice name

[@p_frog]

dom tomato moment

[@Rnjesus386]

“There’s no fucking Home Depot’s around here “ Marcus gears of war 4

[@LunarAce64]

37:46 The turkey part is just pure gold, I had to sit and rewatch that part multiple times at like 1 AM in the mornin' just to fucking go to sleep

[@oktsaring9506]

especially at 0.5x speed

[@mindlessgonzo]

Why is it that Badger's Doc model looks psychotic than in-game?

[@colinhawley8050]

It’s the eyes

[@moogle68]

@@colinhawley8050 Yup it's Archer's eyes from the animated show... Archer.

[@Spexx368]

0:11 I love how he just takes the lords the edges part out of context when the full message says that he has no illusions that he lords the edges

[@daemonicgerbil814]

Best moment: “It says we can’t do that in the codex...” “WELL I CAN’T READ!”

[@martinmalek8853]

Daemonic Gerbil time please

[@lulubugs2752]

29:35

[@martinmalek8853]

Thanks

[@BobBob-pj3qo]

this codex can’t stop me because i can’t read

[@rileyarnzen7851]

1:06:50 for some odd reason I lost my shit hearing grouse say “damn, the river got em.”

[@centurionzen1005]

Must be the delivery.

[@excitedcat9517]

Mother Nature be acting like a real bitch right here!!!

[@thegamergeek7778]

Same

[@matthewtall8537]

Probably that base tho

[@Lvnxr]

We dont mind the sponsored video

[@themimsy]

“None of you are old enough to watch Futurama” first of all, how dare you. That’s literally my favorite show and I immediately recognized the reference. I’m 20, almost 21. Randomly put it on in middle school and loved it. Seen every episode.

[@godqueenbidoof]

Badger: "2019 a year that could not have ended on a better note (...) " Covid-19: -Is born- Well Hello there!

[@Idk2555k]

We're off to a great start

[@manwithaplan5503]

Murder Hornets: General Corona!!!

[@cjkelly7536]

@@manwithaplan5503 You are a bold one

[@noahtoleu6610]

True dat

[@godqueenbidoof]

@Israel Morales Covid was merely to Crimson Herald.

[@Rosskkan]

Badger: “None of you are old enough to watch Futurama to get it” Me: actively watching all of Futurama for the 4th time over

[@mysticnugget8072]

True doh

[@beastmutata]

the qaurintene is strong with this one

[@xboxine877]

Lmfao bruh get on my lvl I would be watching them for my 169th time today

[@Sammy-dz2hk]

indeed

[@nowaytoisop8776]

RyX10 fourth? Those are rookie numbers

[@ewangallagher]

10:32 "It wasn't that funny" That was the hardest I laughed in YEARS!!

[@jayeisenhardt1337]

and you can look up the guy who sorta got an answer... kzbin.info/www/bejne/gnmpmaGkibyAnas

[@tristinjudd2595]

Fucking same 🤣

[@ragunoroku]

A little late but all youre vids bring me joy though what I watch depends on my mood I greatly appreciate your content.

[@corgiswitch3833]

3 years late

[@ramenking150]

watching at nearly the end of 2020, oh how we didn't know. twas a simpler time.

[@thejoker-zg2ku]

With each year that passes the more our race destroys it's self and the more we loose to think one day we will all be in our 50 and badger will haved moved on in life it brings tears to my eyes every good thing must come to an end

[@JL-ik3gf]

@@thejoker-zg2ku what a way to make me depressed in 5 seconds

[@StarboyXL9]

@@thejoker-zg2ku Bold of you to assume they won't make being 50 years old illegal.

[@D3adAnt]

Mid of 2021, and holy hell things are going great compared to that time

[@johnhorst779]

"The space book says this is bad!" "W E L L I C A N ' T R E A D!!!" My favorite quote.

[@mastersergeantjojam8069]

I feel like a joke would’ve been funnier if he wasn’t a chaplain and he was a librarian instead because we all know love school faced idiots can’t read anyway

[@sbeve7820]

W E L L I *C A N ' T R E A D*

[@n0tsparky]

Cinjin Horst JUST ROAST MY FLAMES, BRUH.

[@johnhorst779]

@@mastersergeantjojam8069 Yeah, but a Chaplain enforces the Codex, so really, either works.

[@someonestolemytoast2139]

Mully: you dumbass it says no entry Juicy: this sign can't stop me! because I can't read...

[@SPKR_ov]

RIP Twomad.. 23 is no age to die.. no matter what

[@monkeytdonut9566]

What?

[@Yvng_S4ber]

​@@monkeytdonut9566twomad is dead

[@WorldsTallestLeprechaun]

Yeah, February of 2024. OD’d.

[@dr.catshark9204]

Yeah that part popped up and fuuuck

[@haydenbritt1915]

“Chicago gamers be like: Cover me I’m going to Walmart.” It gets me every time. Easily my favorite moment from this year. I’m a long time fan-keep it up Badger.

[@lukasprondzinski9331]

I lived in Detroit, which is the next closest thing-also I’m sure the porch story is from Detroit

[@bazoozle2340]

"I wasn't gonna fight my roommate on stream that's how you get BAAAANNED" Jello, Emissary of chaos undivided: "that's how you get V I E W E R S"

[@daltongrant1403]

Bazoozle 23 “Chaos Undivided” yea okay Erebus fuck off ;)

[@bazoozle2340]

Dalton Grant actually now you mention it that convo had a very Horus + Erebus-style vibe to it

[@wyvernnemecek595]

ME!!!

[@wyvernnemecek595]

“Roses are red, violets are blue, help me I’m wanted in four different states for thirteen accounts of home invasion from the year 2003 to the year 2006.”

[@papajohns435]

wow you to thought I was the only one dame

[@Sorrin7274]

Jordan Miles what

[@scottaitken3149]

Soviet Bear yeah but it’s somehow funnier if it doesn’t rhyme

[@hughshax5903]

5:11 thanos hitting the woah 5:22 it’s my ex-wife karen! 6:02 do I aim for the head or the foot? 6:43 uwu bongo cat 6:50 balding racist 7:03 random crit noises 7:28 heavenly = spy kids thumb 9:40 fire a warning shot Patterson! 10:32 chicken punch 11:19 Florida man POV 11:55 Superman walk 13:04 the dumbass space program 13:57 *racks a shell* ready- 15:00 use code chungus 15:46 I would like to file a complaint! 18:29 S I L E N C E L I B E R A L 21:45 more uwu bongo cat 24:09 summoning jello 24:32 A S C E N D E D from eating 412 chicken nuggets 25:30 boneless pizza 28:29 uwu cat drones 29:36 well I can’t read! 29:48 heavenly as thanos 35:35 you should have aimed for my ball 37:48 skullker runs down a hallway while being a raw chicken 43:10 hear the boomer? 44:25 heavenly dunking on tanks then breaks his drywall 47:32 auto tuned hmm 50:23 sugar sandwiches & heel meals 1:03:15 hitting buckets

[@powermovergaming6469]

Thank you

[@Donte-416]

21:45 what's the name of the video?

[@thedoomslayer3266]

41:15 "Stand and unfold yourself. Long live the king!"

[@rockethero1177]

“Just *SoUnDs, SuPeR sCuFfEd”*

[@monke5340]

You want to go “doomslayer”

[@halfasoap1172]

"It's not just cheese! There's a main course of various exotic meats!" *"WHAT DO I DO WITH THE MEAT?"*

[@egehanyigit1124]

Grate it like cheese

[@chunkiermango7982]

Beat it

[@TheSooperBooper]

All honesty, my favorite video of this year from Badger would have to be this very video I'm watching. Not because it has all of the "best" clips of this year, but because Badger took so much time out to make this for us. Thank you Badger for making such quality content, and I think I can say this on behalf of all of your subscribers; Thank you for being here and caring for us all

[@MrFanservice]

now i think its time to burn this sappy heretic

[@endornaut]

You forgot to say "fuck you you shitfuck"

[@Lyphoon]

IM HERE FOR THE FUNNY COMMENTS SHITFUCK BURN IN HOLY FIRE

[@k1ts00n]

The fact o rewatch your yearly recaps again and again every week shocks me because I usually can't sit through a movie. Idk what you do differently but it works, thanks for being here man. World couldn't have spun without you.

[@Ettozellous]

I don't have one favorite....I have many. Here they are 37:46 the uncooked turkey 41:11 SuPeR ScUfFeD 43:08 you here that boomer 1:02:17 they’re making fun of the marines again 1:15:23 don't mind if I diddly do 1:20:40 knife the watermelon 1:37:15 choot em keith 1:43:24 you sound like a bunch of nerds Also anywhere between 0 and 1:44:51. :)

[@totallylegitimate9757]

Love it

[@Themasterjtg]

I'm half tempted to see if anyone's documented the moments entirely like this

[@Ettozellous]

Not from what I've seen. I did this to show my friends my favorite moments from this video and since we all enjoy bagers videos we had a blast.

[@atsjrhuf]

Totally Legitamete

[@insurance551]

What about 26:40 I AM TRYING TO HEAL MY WOOUUNDDSSSS and later on: It’s ok I got him. I don’t got him no more.

[@indigo1149]

47:32 is the best thinking sound ever btw, would put it as the sound that plays when i'm thinking if I could

[@toastytea6253]

*"Demi god"* is the proper way to describe chanka

[@ProjektSymphony]

A Demi god is below the title of God, you tryna insult our lord and saviour Chanka?

[@thetrainingtrichologist]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN DEMI?!?!

[@anonymousasshat7018]

Fun Fact: Tachanka is not allowed to remove his armor, or helmet. If he does so, every woman on Earth, would immediately get 9 months pregnant.

[@anonymousasshat7018]

Including myself.

[@Dtfdowntogetfunky]

I think mean the god of gods

[@hidden_killz5102]

10:33 The energy needed to cook a chicken can be estimated based on the energy required to raise the temperature of a chicken to a safe internal temperature for consumption, which is typically 165 degrees Fahrenheit (74 degrees Celsius). Suppose the chicken weighs 1 kg, and the specific heat capacity of chicken meat is similar to that of water, which is approximately 4186 Joules per kilogram per degree Celsius. So, if the chicken is initially at room temperature (20 degrees Celsius), we would need: Energy = mass * specific heat capacity * temperature change = 1 kg * 4186 J/(kg*C) * (74 - 20) C ≈ 225,000 J The kinetic energy of a punch can be calculated using the equation K.E. = 1/2 mv^2, where m is the mass and v is the velocity. The mass would be that of the fist, and the velocity would be the speed of the punch. Let’s say the mass of the fist is 0.5 kg, and we need to solve for v. Rearranging the equation for velocity, we get v = sqrt((2 * K.E.) / m). So the velocity needed for a punch to cook a chicken would be sqrt((2 * 225,000 J) / 0.5 kg), which is about 670 meters per second or about 1500 miles per hour.

[@verala8390]

I appreciate just how much of “Operation: Yoink The Declaration” is in this

[@mr.weirdness5970]

4:56 Monsters Inc. 3 5:10 Thanos Hitting The Woah 5:21 My Ex-Wife 10:33 Punch A Chicken 12:09 I Remember That Episode 18:19 Silence Corporal 19:25 National Treasure 25:32 Heavenly Was Eating A Fucking Pizza 26:40 Heal Wounds 28:30 Have You Seen Mr. Bear, Bro? 34:47 BAH! BAH! 36:31 Bald Eagles 41:53 Hail Mary 43:08 Hear that Boomer? 1:20:40 Weak Materials 1:25:23 Derek Boogaard 1:43:31 Hive Tyrant

[@nick-brothwood]

1:43:31 where can I find that image?

[@dwaynev6593]

What game was the 12:09 brother

[@sirkelendor5429]

@@dwaynev6593 remnant from the ashes

[@haywirellamma370]

What game is the my ex wife one?????

[@losttravelerraegth910]

"Do I aim for his head or his foot?" *CARE PACKAGE ON THE WAY* *THUNK AND CRUNCH* "AAaAaAaAAaaaaAAAHH!"

[@lordgrub12345]

"2019, a year that could not have ended in a better note" COVID-19: Allow me to introduce myself.

[@CastleWrks]

Badger: "Payday 2 could have been a banger, but im doing those next year" Me: HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING

[@christophervargas305]

Fast forward to like a week ago when he posted pay day two

[@MaskOfLimbo]

@@christophervargas305 And it was a BANGER

[@christophervargas305]

@@MaskOfLimbo an absolute BANGER indeed!!!

[@Mafira1071]

*we call this a difficulty tweak*

[@MaskOfLimbo]

@@Mafira1071 *WOLOLOLO INTENSIFIES!*

[@Khal1337time]

Fave moment: *I AM T R Y I N G TO H E A L MY W O O O O O O U U U N N N D S S*

[@josephrozylowiczva]

What’s the time stamp for that?

[@Khal1337time]

I forget tbh, sorry mang

[@deamdan7126]

Never have I thought I would hear the words “Thanos is hitting the woah on the ice!”

[@RebornYoshi]

an ad started playing at the perfect time. Heavenly: If someone says, Heavenly, it's time to break up with your basic cleanser.

[@lectro0779]

14:34 He a little confused, but he got the spirit.

[@q.c8674]

Hey Badger, going to get real for a quick moment. You do what you need to. If we get a bunch of unsponsored videos, great. If we get a bunch of sponsored videos, still great. The fact is, with all the recent changes, making a decent living from KZbin has become a slog. You just look out for #1 (You). To be honest, I'm just here for the ride so I'm happy with wherever this bus takes me. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year's pal.

[@JODRecaps]

hi QC. oh yeah yeahhhhhhhh

[@madmohawk6560]

As long as that bus is back in time cause Heavenly gotta take a nap

[@TonyHamiltonCk]

Jeez i need people like you on my channel

[@feraltrafficcone4483]

16:31 as an Iowan, I can confirm this.

[@frjfadjgje6482]

Same I now own my carhartt

[@blackfiregaming2129]

Can confirm BROTHER.

[@Pablo-xy3lo]

Colton Putnam BROTHER

[@feraltrafficcone4483]

Alejandro Montanez heh!

[@gunnergreen6031]

Same dude, my whole ass closet is carhartts

[@Ivanriemer8054]

I watched this every year since it came out as an anniversary of sort my favorite part was everything. I appreciate your hard work badger your videos always get a good laugh out of me

[@vesperizm]

even after a year, "BIG HEADASS" still fucking kills me and i don't know why

[@sloqthebuffoon5052]

Because COVID put are brains in a never-ending loop.

[@TheNightmareAngelYT]

Heavenly: I'm lactose intolerant. Also Heavenly: "eats a Dominos pizza while his teammate dies" Brother, I am chilled here. 1:40:46

[@unusual_sandwich]

Heavenly is just like me fr

[@calban795]

I am now a proud owner of a RussianBadger youtooz....... this is the best day of my life.

[@TheMT89]

bro they sold out in like 3 seconds... im so upset

[@JODRecaps]

sup valk. oh yeah yeahhhhhhh

[@Biglordchungass]

I'm not because we don't all have 30 dollars in our account ready to go

[@calban795]

@JODisHere I have looked at your videos and I am now a proud part of a video

[@BjorkerKing]

im a few years late but i love the QUALITY of all ur videos

[@charlemagne2442]

Same

[@zeldris9990]

Factual

[@Emi_ae]

Wtf I actually cried when Kevin said “I had a good life” and the dreadnought saying “A duty honorable discharged”

[@spookispoopi6840]

41:15 Why does he sound like the bots from Neir automata... that scares me a little... Edit: The carnival machines!

[@RazgrizXMG0079]

One of my favorite moments

[@ForgottenJank7]

He's g-man

[@spookispoopi6840]

I WILL BE BEAUTIFUL!

[@HDInstrumental1]

Fav moment: Skullker using his auto-tune.

[@mistamemewide]

I would kill for Skullker to use the AutoTune to read an entire part of Hamlet

[@totallynotdelinquent5933]

41:05

[@athonkinguser6700]

OverLordMauS Oh yes~

[@aricohen5960]

It SoUndS suPEr sCufFed

[@heyyou9472]

Hmmmm HmmMmMmMM *HMM*

[@bananadog7012]

As a former Alaskan child I will confirm bald eagles do indeed attack kindergarteners 36:32

[@staytorn.4946]

"none of you are old enough to watch futurama" Me: *Cries in corner*

[@frostleaf523YT]

Sees youtooz responds in futurama "shutup and take my money"

[@gtmorghulis]

Badger's the kind of intellectual to choke on an artichoke and think that's supposed to happen.

[@orthobison9749]

Well this was a year of, memes and just straight dumb moments, ain’t no other place I’d rather be. Thanks Badger you magnificent giant. Edit: I have been noticed by the elevated one.

[@spartanactual3840]

Hes my height maybe im taller

[@Sonicfan101Swagmaster]

25:30 Why is Geuce getting mad at Heavenly for eating a "FUCKEN DOMINO PIZZA" so funny to me

[@YoumuKompaku]

The Ned Flanders ninja defuse killed me. "Don't mind if I.... diddly do."

[@WarDaddy2294]

Do you know which video that is from? or was that from a stream?

[@ryanwilliams1207]

@@WarDaddy2294 i think its warden whack

[@pakratmiz4487]

“You don’t have yo worry about monotozation” Yeah until KZbin starts deleting them all this upcoming January

[@tranvinhnhat1289]

Pakrat Miz I think he already know that.

[@pewgamingpc]

Out of everyone on youtube you are one of the absolute best at making sponsorored video. U always make the game look engaging even when you barely have a game to work with and you really make the videos yours. Its not some boring ad read its how you hide the ad reads in jokes, like ur last WoT video where you introduce the christmas maid tank drivers very subtle and then transition into a joke, i bet u very few people even noticed that. And the things that really make your videos great are how it really feels like you and your friends are having fun it always brings a smile to my face and it always feels genuine. In my opinion your videos are more about a funny group of friends just playing videogames in the background. Love what you do man been here for a long time and hope I can stay with you even longer man

[@botasterisk5163]

Internet Historian is better but badger is close

[@lemongrassarch1432]

50:50 Them struggle meals growing up. Brings back so many memories. That sugar on white bread 👌

[@Walter-W-Gaming]

49:45 Yes..... mom- un i mean yes

[@raylongoria3565]

What was that about?

[@Leon.Hickey]

@@raylongoria3565 cav's elite skin

[@raylongoria3565]

@@Leon.Hickey thanks for the answer but still, why of all things does he say mom?

[@legojay14]

@@raylongoria3565 He was gonna call her mommy. Then realized thst would be inappropriate

[@ohen299]

"Don't mind if I diddly do" was awesome. I love the fact that you can just do a Mission Impossible out of the window and land shots.

[@ultradriplorddk7800]

English: stonks British: stonks Japanese (i think): s t o n k s French: *stook*

[@DakotatheDrawer]

No I'm pretty sure its Russian because the body is of tachanky cang

[@ultradriplorddk7800]

@@DakotatheDrawer k

[@masonschwartz1818]

@Dead Account its chewsday innit

[@geancarvalho4966]

24:35 when you reach 412 nuggets swallow two nuggets and then you jump to 414 nuggets, I AM GOD

[@theherolink2532]

"Talking allotta shit for someone 1.3miles from Chris Kyle" is probably my favourite quote. But the thing that made me laugh the most was when u spoke in German on world of tanks just to get the response of " what?" Haha still makes me laugh every time. Keep up the amazing work you and ur boys are so so funny and u manage to make even the worst days of my life, pretty damn decent.

[@theherolink2532]

@@cueztenbruhmoment7020 yes! My (wo)man

[@olivre9872]

I only speak English and troglodyte

[@AaronHatton]

TheHeroLink the best part of that quote is my bday is Chris Kyle’s and I’m a freaking crack shot

[@MatthewDegner]

what about “pierre ze germans are coming prepare to launch ze stonks”

[@theherolink2532]

@@MatthewDegner hahaha

[@markpower2005b]

7:40, makes a black lung joke then immediately switches to a red dead joke, I see how it is bro

[@HerculeanTusk]

This year I rediscovered you Badger. I remember you from the bf3 days and then I just stumble upon one of your videos out of the blue (years after the bf3 days) and I am just laughing my ass off. In the span of a month I watched all of your videos from the last 2 years and I would always laugh. My favourite video is by far the Deathwing one, which I have seen multiple times. Merry Christmas and a happy new year to you my friend. May you and your squad give us more laughter in the future. (I am calm, WHAT SORCERY IS THIS - favourite moment)

[@Chubbyunicorn60]

Bro it's 12:18 of the new year and I'm watching badger best of 2019 vid. What am I doing with life

[@jonaszimmermann6824]

“none of you are old enough to watch futurama” w a t c h m e

[@milotheoperator]

"I'll make my own Fallout, with blackjack and hookers!"-Obsidian Entertainment

[@helix5441]

Milo The Operator and thats how the best fallout was made

[@mdxcloud23]

Fav Moment: When you learn Heavenly clicks the left mouse button with his middle finger

[@iNotAnHacker]

Jason Oliver The real gamer move is to use your pinky to left click and use you wrist to move the mouse

[@kiwisinner]

*CRAB RAVE INTENSIFIES*

[@aricohen5960]

I tried to do that. It felt super weird.

[@bunny_chan220]

Watching this in 2024 and remembering that twomad passed away this year is wild....

[@jp2cool4u4]

Reused like, 3 clips badger JUNGE

[@chuckbuck5002]

jp2cool4u I love based badger it’s the best

[@terace4393]

Just had to get it over 1 hour for the ads, disgraceful.

[@mr.cheese2863]

SomeGenericMeme that’s a bruh moment for you

[@Brodie029]

Am I the only person that knows what he said when he said junge Like no one doing german here Is boy

[@ShoMinazuki]

“Wouldn’t it be difficult to use NVGS with goggles on?” Said the man wearing a kilt in a warzone

[@Ashhley_the_shawty]

We ballin', free ballin' that is 👉👉

[@iijay-galaxyii4606]

One of my favorite moments has to be the 5v5 pick up team joke or the "American by birth, balding racist by choice"

[@robinketting2591]

Bager don’t stress that you’re videos are mediocre I personally loved you’re vids from 2019