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[@LandFallGames]

Wow! Thank you for playing the game! :D We were currently not running the beta which is why the update disappeared and was reverted to the base game BUT we are running a new beta now! We will go F2P sometime next year with all the updates and improved performance!

[@not_mik694]

That's good amen. We will wait.

[@tangoes4216]

Please do. I wanted to play your game sometime now. I also have Totally Accurate Battle Simulator. Thanks to CaptainSauce. I am able to play the game with dumb creativity of matches. :)

[@kfcisreallybad9569]

Oh Lord Landfall, may I wish you support both battleground and battle simulator.

[@chris307]

I played the beta and it was so much fun. You guys NEED to bring it back soon.

[@dacobdacob7977]

@Landfall will the people who buy the game before it turns f2p get any items or cosmetics

[@stingingcashew2321]

Badjur squad: Do we have the victory secured? Frenchies: We got it sir Badjur squad: Good that's one less loose end....

[@genericbean4727]

They should have domed the last frenchie with a 357. Revolver

[@stealthboy28]

Brings a tear to my eye

[@inferno3264]

At least, there will be no shortage of patriots. I know you understand.

[@maxace1078]

@@inferno3264 there will be no shortage of subscribers

[@CalmattArts]

Getting shot in head after carrying them to victory hurt

[@TheDrCitrus]

I have gotten so used to Heavenly being a cacodemon that I can’t imagine him being a normal human being.

[@handsaroundmyneck]

I'm used to him being vigil from r6s

[@tangerine7745]

Oui

[@itz_txndrah664]

@@tangerine7745 Oui

[@Thatboi-uj7cf]

@@itz_txndrah664 oui

[@TheWeeWooMan]

You mean a demon meatball

[@garvwadhwaney306]

“9mm kills the body but .45 kills the soul, you gotta make sure they don’t come back as a lich.”- Russian Badger

[@theregalproletariat]

itsdenkel*

[@Mad_Mike01]

This man has the greatest quotes of all time

[@luislongoria6621]

It is quite Literally written on Chairman Mao's Tomb. Fun Facts 😢😮❤

[@ONE-vt1fz]

“We are SO gonna get banned” The TABG developers are the kinda people to say “naw fam that shit hilarious”

[@ALLCAPS2020]

Fax 🤣

[@VolumeZero374]

ah yes. WE ................................. OUI

[@Anti-Furry-Soldier-1291]

@@VolumeZero374 oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui

[@HailingSailor]

a great evil is coming he is a man of escargots

[@TheFalseChef]

@@VolumeZero374 we wuz kangs

[@SiegeTales]

Now my face hurts, thanks 3:46

[@tangerine7745]

Oui

[@boss_jdavis5117]

Yo dude yo videos are nice

[@kingofavation7007]

@@tangerine7745 Oui

[@gameguy5086]

STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW

[@luftwaffle4993]

Mine does everytime i see your Videos, thanks!

[@camerabox1]

"there is a great evil coming" *pulls out gat* "but not for me"

[@thealmightyloaf5380]

Hey you me

[@Zvyezdavodna]

@@thealmightyloaf5380 Loaf, Meet Loaf

[@BigDictator5335]

call an ambulance

[@TheCaptainBear]

No, no. Hes coming for all of us.

[@Poppyfromtabg]

@@TheCaptainBear watch out

[@Terrorismfrfr]

I am convinced that badger woke up at 1:49 in the morning after having a fever dream about this and went to his standing desk with a quill in one hand and a gamer supps in the other and wrote this out on a 200 year old scroll that has been collecting dust up to this moment 💀

[@somethingsomething6374]

"Im here to warn you, there is a great evil coming, his name is poppy" we should have taken this warning

[@texasred1000]

Yup

[@paragonavataroftheirontenth]

@@texasred1000 poppy, the God of tabg and killer of boomers

[@dylanm1683]

I was wondering if any notice that

[@fuze7885]

I.SHOOT.BOOMER

[@shadowsniper1258]

Oui intensifies

[@ARX_FXRRY]

"Wait, that means, you can actually make a quad barrel shotgun?" "Y E S"

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

Doomguy is pleased

[@gabrielmcghie5310]

*Bfg division starts playing in the background*

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

@@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 ah yes... it is time for the demon souls harvest

[@azzyasbourne9107]

*project brutality intensifies*

[@Honk_The_Goose]

you can used the sawed off double barrels duel weild them and then shoot them at the same time for 8 barrels of sawed of greatness

[@TheCooldog]

Gotta give props to Badger, he's improved *a lot* in SFM this vid.

[@wholesomedwarf7484]

Oui

[@dysphou225]

oui

[@nazorblaze7297]

Oui

[@Snakedude4life]

*_WE_*

[@tamimeid813]

oui

[@alendmizori8575]

Brownie Recipe: * 2 cups white sugar * 1 ½ cups all-purpose flour * 1 cup butter, melted * 4 eggs * ½ cup cocoa powder * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * ½ teaspoon baking powder * ½ teaspoon salt * ½ cup walnut halves Directions 1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease a 9x13-inch pan. 2. Mix sugar, flour, melted butter, eggs, cocoa powder, vanilla, baking powder, and salt in a large bowl until combined. Spread the batter into the prepared pan. Decorate with walnut halves. 3. Bake in the preheated oven until top is dry and edges have started to pull away from the sides of the pan, about 20 to 30 minutes; cool before slicing into squares.

[@Astraeus..]

Where does one acquire this "melted butter" you speak of? I've been to 17 different grocery stores and every single time all I can find is the butter of the unmelted variety.....

[@SethGreve-g1m]

I'm actually about to try this

[@foxicecube]

@@Astraeus.. heat it up

[@richardmcduffie-nt9lk]

Bro really posted a brownie recipe on a three year old badger vid

[@theregalproletariat]

White sugar? Why? Surely you want the molasses richness of brown sugar in a brownie?

[@LightSoul-8]

Badger: "The French are everywhere!" The French: "OUI are legion!"

[@lexisking152]

Shut up and take my like

[@thefriendlyknight]

OUI

[@maxystark4306]

OH GOD I GET IT!

[@wilkwaleczny]

OUI

[@harrisfirdausbinyasseraffe2546]

OUI

[@guywithanimeprofilepic179]

The "this game was made by god himself” line was put as a quote on the official description of the game on steam. Landfall you goddamn memers

[@tangoes4216]

He wasnt kidding lol.

[@WTFisTingispingis]

absolute madmen

[@thedemoninthecornerofyoure6609]

I love landfall

[@16BitGamerCat]

This is the company that fucks with ClusterTruck streamers on a consistent basis. When were they NOT memers.

[@bloodraven6250]

@@16BitGamerCat what? EXAMPLES PLEASE? HOW EXACTLY DID THEY FUCK WITH STREAMERS?

[@blackgem12]

6:06 little did badger know that the evil known as poppy would overshadow the Frenchmen

[@michaelaguilera6946]

He is a man of potatoes

[@SpectreCiNW]

Overpowered evil

[@hussienalinor]

If by poppy you mean garmany

[@SSmiggless]

4:06 never realized that saltique himself dropped in said "HELLO" and got gunned down mid sentence saying "Wus poppi-"

[@homelandboi5278]

“Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions” 😂😂😂

[@isaacmead3917]

“Well well well if it isn’t the consequence of my actions” killed me😂😂

[@mrsteamie4196]

That is a really really well executed joke I love it

[@survivorofthecurse717]

To be honest, mine was "There is a great evil coming"

[@soldiers_arethebest6033]

@@survivorofthecurse717”and that great evil… is the DAMN FRENCH”

[@jacobheron8449]

6:05 it’s the fact the dude here to warn Badger gets swarmed by the french that makes this so funny.

[@difos]

us french are the greeat evil

[@bbloveseevees8984]

Oui

[@wolfiehatesgoogle]

oui

[@CherryBerrykoo]

Oui

[@FieldRecorderEngineer]

Oui🥖🇫🇷🎩

[@samreid6010]

12:43 I watched this with a friend going for his doctorate in physics and he’s currently writing his thesis on magnets. His response was “Magic. You can try to explain it all you want but without years of study you’re going to get just as much from a proper explanation as you would from the explanation that it’s a magical force”

[@LordDeathwing17]

“He is a man of potatoes” “So he’s Irish?” “Worse. He’s from Idaho!!!”

[@thelegosanta1882]

No techno blade

[@fumzicles]

@@thelegosanta1882 what.

[@jordy_de-zee]

even worse..... Florida graystillplays

[@fumzicles]

@@jordy_de-zee oh god

[@jordy_de-zee]

@@fumzicles i whatch him play very hard levels

[@naenaegoblin6946]

French in a war: Meh ok u can kill us idc. French hunting down badger: This is what we call a difficulty tweek

[@tyecollins4240]

A difficulty tOUIk

[@ElFrogge]

"Oui has news, you're life expectancy is down by 90%"

[@yeettheheat]

"Theres a great evil coming..." *Loads Glockinator with malicious intend*

[@Joker-hv6du]

Don't you mean the glockinator?

[@_-LL-_]

Don’t you mean the glockinator?

[@TheCaptainBear]

they were a threat, they must be stopped.

[@Poppyfromtabg]

i came

[@_-LL-_]

@@TheCaptainBear no, continue with don’t you mean the glockinator

[@A-crying-mess-50]

Gonna use a tazer and start yelling "STOP RESISTING!" while they're on the floor

[@justaguywhoplayspayday2841]

Most accurate cop

[@fishpop]

0:26 "Totally Accurate BattleGrounds is a game made by God himself!" *shows the God Gundam at a computer* I see what you did there.

[@erikhernandezzz]

i was looking in the comments for someone who saw this as well lmaoo badger is a man of culture

[@Mygg_Jeager]

I don't

[@fishpop]

@@Mygg_Jeager Cos that mecha is called the *God* Gundam and Badger is talking about God doing something..

[@DarkonFullPower]

God Gundam's green eyes and green "head lenses" are see-though in that shot. Because the green screen. YOU CAN NEVER UN-SEE.

[@jakethewolfproductions8733]

If I die. And God is actually the God Gundam. I will 100% accept that

[@iamnal5262]

“If it isn’t the consequences of my actions” I’ve said that too many times. 4:43

[@jfernandez7098]

Actually it’s 4:37

[@goneboy4948]

@@jfernandez7098 ACTUALLYYYY it’s 4:38

[@goneboy4948]

Nvm it’s cut off, FUCK

[@Choujifangirl]

@@jfernandez7098 I was going to type something insightful in here but I got distracted at how funny your username is 🤣

[@connorjinglis]

"Is there friendly fire" is the one question you always hear RIGHT before it's answered via demonstration

[@InoriVoid]

If you hear your friend saying that, run away right that fucking instant

[@manofmanymemes6939]

@iiIcyVoid nah it's like the A10. If you hear it? It's too late.

[@TheWigglerKing]

@@manofmanymemes6939 favorite quote of the day

[@The_Blue_Ender]

"Does this game have fall damage?" Saying "no balls" after ANYTHING also turns it into an unrefusable order.

[@matthewboyer7401]

And the answer to that question is usually yes

[@cokedollar86]

I love how he used god gundam as the stand-in for god at the beginning lol

[@gunknightben1829]

4:37 when you procrastinate and now you need to do the whole project in a night

[@strikerecho2592]

Group assignments in a nutshell

[@raphaelnoe5632]

Oui

[@raphaelnoe5632]

Thx for understand the fact That i don’t understand u at 100%

[@ismailabdelazim2206]

Me basically

[@vortexgaming1023]

most underated comment ever

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Stop! You violated the law" "Oh, he punched me in the face" Lmao

[@SPDX109]

Oh its the guy without the mustache

[@user-lf7cy3lw3d]

sup

[@gaster6786]

you need to stop popin up everywhere

[@taraoakes235]

You. Are. Dead.

[@xcalibur2582]

God finding you is like a Easter egg hunt

[@Samuraizen_YT]

Badger: “Can I get some OUI’s in the chat” Stream Snipers: *-OUI Intensifies-*

[@rubyroober]

Oui

[@StupendousIdiot]

Oui

[@StupendousIdiot]

Oui

[@StupendousIdiot]

Oui

[@StupendousIdiot]

Oui

[@BrickBaker95]

6:06 “There is a great evil coming.” There is something, even when it’s coming from the blue pirate noodle-man, so genuinely intimidating about that. That’s the kinda thing that’ll have you lookin’ over your shoulder for a while. Nowhere is safe, not from the French.

[@lightningpanther3428]

"Chief, mind telling me what your doing in that Discord channel" "Sir...groomi-"

[@tasuu_]

that 12 year old.

[@Hypogean7]

@Felix Stotts I CALL UPON SUNSHINE. HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO

[@ScreamGamesInc]

I NEED TO KNOW WHO IT WAS!

[@The_Master_Chief_117]

That moment you realise Cortana is 10 years old

[@ic0nic707]

6:05 “I’m here to warn you. There is a great evil coming.” *immediately gets shot*

[@Pirate_birb]

*pulls out a glock and full autos the dam French*

[@Jeferic]

That evil is the god-damn french🤣

[@sevenismynumber3202]

"Is there friendly fire?" is something you never wanna hear with your friends if you don't know

[@Internet_No_Body]

“Is there friendly fire?” *Game Over*

[@deathwakes2660]

Played pubg with my brother first game as soon as we land he shot me in the head dinit Evan ask if there was firandly fire it was his first game ever to

[@user-wp1uk7tq4z]

And being near them

[@slimjackjim7785]

Ong

[@e-gaysports3895]

7:24 the guy who killed him was named "some knee grow"

[@Fattedemu]

The glockinator has to be the most ‘MERICAN weapon I’ve ever seen

[@jasonfrancese8359]

Especially because the Glock is made outside the US.

[@ChoiiXMasters]

Then you havent seen the "Murica" from Saints Row 4

[@Bub8les5]

No the modified m4is more american

[@masons1447]

No,school shootings by a drunk father saying he likes gumbo and has a wife beater is more merican,i can confirm

[@ghostrunner2138]

there's more American weapons than even that in the game but I won't spoil

[@oligb1469]

This is a world where Issac Newton was never born, physics never existed

[@purpowld323]

Didn’t that dude invent gravity?

[@thingamajig__]

PurpOwl :D yes

[@StarkRaven59]

This is a world where physics exist, but nobody ever stopped to think about it too hard.

[@huxs8995]

@Felix Stotts nerd

[@hawkeyedsentinel4648]

@Felix Stotts no, he Discovered gravity, he didn't invent it. Gravity existed since the beginning of time. Newton just explained how we experience it.

[@birbiskhan5825]

For anyone who wants to know, the “updates” are betas, and the game is going to be free in a few months

[@no_4259]

Thanks. I already had it from the original free period but hopefully they continue adding stuff to the game.

[@brianvincent3776]

On console?

[@n-11ordoskirata70]

@@no_4259 same and i never played it bc there was like never a game to join and it became lobby simulator

[@SympleSymon]

@@brianvincent3776 I'd imagine so, as the original TABS is on there

[@Grab_001]

Betas??? So...still in the works?

[@CruddyReaper]

3:04 don't know what it is about the way Badger delivers this sentence that breaks me everytime I see it

[@RenegadesReact]

Badger wasn't ready for the meme-ability of this game. It can get straight up NASTY!

[@mytho_actual]

Nate, that you?

[@RenegadesReact]

@@mytho_actual ...maybe...

[@RenegadesReact]

@Taydon thorpe thank you!

[@javansweird2462]

make that 190

[@wholesomedwarf7484]

Oui

[@TheBishopV]

This game used to be about making terrible armies fight eachother, now there is a BATTLEROYALE with 18INCH TAZERS

[@takkeilost]

You would think the that the BR would be more normal,but they made it 1000x more retarded.

[@tenacityxl]

GorzTav and it’s amazing.

[@StupendousIdiot]

Oui

[@seantaggart7382]

I call it the taser sniper

[@santi7951]

It’s a different game homie

[@brandonbrown6922]

"Made by God Himself" Has the God Gundam typing furiously on a computer. You... I like you.

[@Goons_Squad]

you...you did this

[@tangerine7745]

Oui

[@raphaelnoe5632]

@@tangerine7745 oui

[@SeriousPotatoBot]

8:14 I was Hacking noises, this was soo much fun at first because the game was free to play for a bit but at this point it had gone to being a paid game meaning that there was only about 30 of us playing it meaning it was extremely easy to get into Badgers lobby's. I used to have a whole bunch of screenshots from this but I lost them all when my SSD died last year.

[@joe-fy4sn]

I'm starting to notice a trend, badger now only plays games as long as they have an m1 garand

[@Yndd76]

makes sense

[@snack_bar2474]

Well, that means he has good taste

[@mrknight3007]

Best gun

[@playbetter7937]

Hes turning American each day theres more of the presence

[@theslimeassassin3287]

*did someone say GARAND?!*

[@TheNorthHawk]

The guy in the pirate hat who risked his life to warn Badger about the French and kept getting mislabeled as one of them is the real MVP. "This is pleasant" -Unknown hero, 2020

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Only way to make sure nobody mistakes them is running around with a pickelhaube and mg42!

[@TheCaptainBear]

Who is this man? Well of course i know him. Hes me.

[@TheNorthHawk]

@@TheCaptainBear Oh god, he isn't kidding.

[@TheCaptainBear]

@@TheNorthHawk see? Told you

[@ashhornby8438]

“Sir what is that” “My medicinal m32 officer”

[@reubenhood4824]

Can you put that attachment onto an Abram?

[@mr.simplified4866]

" sir, what is that? " " my medicinal abrams and medicinal browning, sir "

[@Jacob-zk1jy]

one thing Unus Annus and TheRussianBadger have in common. every frames a meme

[@wholesomedwarf7484]

Oui

[@mr.simplified4866]

@@wholesomedwarf7484 oui

[@RanWolf2022]

No way that can be called burst that shit is just “DUMP” 😂 12:00

[@CynicD25]

“BOOMER. ALIVE. BAD.” I feel like this is how coronavirus speaks.

[@nozzaclips]

Y is that true

[@engine8356]

corona virus = boomer remover

[@WublynOnOF]

@@engine8356 yes, boomer remover is zoomed humor

[@WublynOnOF]

@@engine8356 boomer remover is zoomer humor

[@brettdufrene2723]

Lol

[@taytenlorn7971]

TABR: how do we balance the game? TABR: We don’t

[@evilsclone2499]

You know what they say "if everyones OP, no one is"

[@survivorofthecurse717]

Well, yes, but actually no

[@dr.ham101]

I love land fall

[@cmartinez26slb]

"A great evil is coming" *proceeds to gun down 2 frenchman*

[@TheCaptainBear]

I had to stop those tyrants.

[@supersonicstrat]

oui

[@demonwolf5784]

O U I

[@TheGreedyWolf]

Oui was kangs

[@supersonicstrat]

@@TheGreedyWolf shut up just... shut up

[@local_foundation_scientist]

0:11 activated my few braincells i have left that are reserved only for SCP related subjects

[@GoldKnightProduction]

They talk like the HECU marines in Half Life. "I. Am. Alive."

[@BeanMann]

Or like arma npcs. "Eneamy. 30 meteres. Front."

[@MrKrimson]

EVERYONE AFTER THIS VIDEO: "Holy balls i need this right now its only £4" EVERYONE AFTER THE OUTRO: "Balls."

[@jimjimmy9948]

Ye

[@watchingthemoons]

From what I have seen, it was a beta for an update. Dont know why they took it away.

[@Reaper-gg3fg]

Yeah, as a matter of fact, I have the game. Yes, it's fun, but the betas are more fun. There have been about 12 or so betas so far, so the big update should be coming out soon... Edit: they will release the big update next year, but the beta is out now.

[@lag00n54]

I got this game for free lol

[@piggloop]

it was free on release for like a week, then money

[@macariofernandes7103]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that when badger says God himself at the beginning of the video, the mecha which is seen typing is called the God Gundam.

[@steeveglomp7552]

yes

[@zetazero2764]

Agreed, kinda starting to like this new weeb badger.

[@benz505]

Thought I was the only one who noticed

[@damoclesecoe7184]

MAN OF CULTURE

[@mlgnews115]

This hand of mine glows with an awesome power it’s burning rage tells me to defeat you!!! Erupting burning finger!!!!!!!

[@donovanphillips6278]

I love how he got almost every special weapon in these videos. The flying blunderbuss (the one with the wings) is meant to have insane recoil so you can launch yourself with it.

[@DarkonFullPower]

0:26 The Gundam's green eyes and green "head lenses" are see-though in this shot. Because the green screen. YOU CAN NEVER UN-SEE.

[@davecrupel2817]

NOOOOOOO I NEVER SAW THAT BEFORE! 😂

[@maverickso8397]

Its even worse because he'a using the FUCKING GOD GUNDAM FROM G-FIGHTER

[@n3onf0x]

Domon on DG Cells

[@Mute1610]

Fun fact: The pphs (or ppsh i dont remember) ejects shell casings out the top. And when the russians fired it the hot shell casings dropped into their shirts. So they fired it gansta style to avoid that.

[@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK]

It’s ppsh

[@KingdomKey-ik4xk]

Didn't know that! Thanks for that tidbit of knowledge!

[@kriticalwatermelon5850]

Mikeburnfire?

[@Mute1610]

@@kriticalwatermelon5850 yup. Zack's rant.

[@caster25000]

So, the official Steam Page for TABG now has the "Totally Accurate Battlegrounds is a game made by God himself during a drunken coding rampage in the Unity game engine." quote. Nice.

[@doubledownpleasegosubtotte4274]

The French have come

[@Yo_Soy_Pirok]

We

[@MaroonPlays-wm4eu]

The evil coming for badger is the FUCKIN FRENCH XD

[@panzer_tank]

4:02 "please kill me"

[@CoffeeRobin-cs1nf]

Later.

[@magoichi75]

I don’t know what I love more, heavenly still is the cacodemon or when referring to god it’s burning gundam.

[@buckyboy3711]

Thanks burning gundam for letting me being able to find someone else who knows gundam

[@RQM_00921]

I have the HG burning gundam lol

[@buckyboy3711]

@@RQM_00921 ooooooohhh lucky you

[@daliborrekic1246]

Me pass stage 3 once never again sweaty Ness 10000000000000000%

[@austinnowak5414]

The Burning Gundam's official Japanese name is God Gundam, for those that don't know.

[@X-SPONGED]

6:47 "Greetings, I am here to warn you of an evil coming, he is a man of potatoes" _Jacksepticeye plays TABG now ???_

[@Gojirassic]

Technoblade is the potato man

[@Ohchitzixgobkvid]

Was bouta say the same thing

[@anthonydespirito130]

I think it might be tecnoblade because he started 3 potato wars so.

[@BuhBaBiBeBo]

@@anthonydespirito130 NO JACKSEPTICEYE IS THE ORIGINAL POTATO PREDATOR KNEEL IN HIS PRESENCE

[@Goldity_124]

Oui

[@diegodevars4618]

Last episode: "I JUST WANT TO VR CHAT MAN!" Well, wish granted.

[@raphaelnoe5632]

Oui

[@aloe4972]

Gotta love him using the god gundam as a placeholder for god in his animations xd

[@gsoto239]

"Made by god himself" Shows god gundam. Take my like.

[@clifflin6825]

Badger knows his Gundam. Respect +

[@davidcosta3649]

This hand of mine is burning red

[@Gator_Queen8188]

Now I wish he does a gundam battle operations 2 vid cause it has not gone into Maximum Dumb shit and it would be perfect for him

[@davidcosta3649]

It’s loud roar tells me to grasp victory

[@davidcosta3649]

@@Gator_Queen8188 or maxi boost that would be halarious

[@elementalgamer0732]

6:19 "That great evil is *THE DAMN FRENCH*!" Funniest shit I've seen all video.

[@raphaelnoe5632]

Oui

[@itzameh2233]

Oui

[@tomcr05]

Oui

[@davechisnall5715]

OUI

[@karlmaximuseclavea5641]

Oui

[@chrono254]

Badger : "you anti-epicgamestorers" Me : "Yesterday i was a man without a country..."

[@NOOTNOOT72]

same here

[@seantaggart7382]

Well There was a guy once

[@DragonShinobi]

Shout out to everyone who realized the guy's name at 7:22 years later.

[@fappuccinodecaf9344]

“Well Well Well” “ If it isn’t the *Consequences of my Actions* ”

[@mathieucote3728]

Since we’re talking about tabg, I think you mean the actions of my consequences

[@livesinbin5830]

Good is bad

[@connorjohnstone8922]

My life in a nutshell

[@foxxlawrence7906]

When you see your child

[@huntermcnair8774]

the French when they win gulag: “OUI’S WITH MALICIOUS INTENT”

[@karlsteinhauser4446]

Oui

[@TomiVuori]

Oui

[@Bonehead_Paladin]

Oui

[@hellfire3509]

OUI

[@xneosss_9441]

Oui

[@bluedragon8658]

I love how for "God himself" you put the GOD GUNDAM.

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Me too Of all things A gundamn XD

[@Darkoriax17]

@@dimitriwarchief301 Not just any Gundam. THE LITERAL GOD GUNDAM

[@bluedragon8658]

@@dimitriwarchief301 I mean...it's called the GOD GUNDAM. I believe our god is now Made of Steel.

[@jacobrobinson787]

@@Darkoriax17 I didn't believe it until I looked it up - it is the fucking God Gundam.

[@argusra-3157]

[visible happiness]

[@thewaitinggame1945]

0:58 "You've thought you've seen it all, boi."

[@jabba233hutt3]

“I’m here to warn you of the evil coming. He is a man of potatoes” Is this a potato war reference??? edit: it’s at 6:48

[@The_Master_Chief_117]

He is basically the John Wick of Minecraft

[@jakethedinkster3055]

@@The_Master_Chief_117 haha

[@normalpersonlivingtheirlife]

Techno literally piled out the trigonometry set to try and find the optimal potato farm

[@Poppyfromtabg]

its a reference to me

[@jakethedinkster3055]

@@Poppyfromtabg HAHA

[@X-SPONGED]

8:24 "I found the Glockinator, which is basically 2 Glocks put together with a red dot in the middle" _Damn, I didn't know Mann Co. was also in the TABG Canon. I know that "Twin Force-A-Nature" craftsmanship anywhere..._

[@itscznben8728]

twin WHAT

[@superd8826]

@@itscznben8728 it a double double barrel shotgun

[@asmcint]

I appreciate that your representation of "God Himself" was actually the God Gundam(or the Burning Gundam if you're unfortunate enough to prefer the [admittedly pretty solid] English dub)

[@gogeta5303]

"Unfortunate"?

[@tylersaumure884]

Great reference if I say so myself

[@edwinooi9166]

With the power of Kyoji!

[@a_person2399]

Weeb alert

[@tylersaumure884]

@@a_person2399 your point being…?

[@aidanbrewis9957]

Totally accurate battle grounds The only you and you get to see someone screaming kill me The French taking over and seeing someone get executed with a blunder bust

[@Darkoriax17]

0:30 The fact that you used the God Gundam makes me very happy, Badger.

[@trust6545]

"Made by God himself" Shows the God Gundam I see you Badger... I see you

[@michaelsimarmata5880]

Nice Gundam reference

[@belladotntd1978]

Thought the same thing

[@abyandevi77]

He must be search god on bing instead of google and he got god gundam

[@doubledownpleasegosubtotte4274]

@@abyandevi77 hunting it everywhere

[@bobberman4641]

Calling this game “something god made while drunk, then abandoned” has to be the most accurate description I’ve seen

[@sourduck1251]

Totally accurate description

[@ArchonsLunchbox]

Sounds like what my dad did

[@bobberman4641]

@@ArchonsLunchbox that’s a yikes from me

[@charelpeffer52]

“Something god drunkenly made and then abandoned” sounds like a good description for humanity tbh

[@ArchonsLunchbox]

@@bobberman4641 I only require one yike to replace the one father

[@RoyalGriffin.]

3:20 the fact i didn't get the joke until 3 years later...

[@Tommydiah]

4 years at this point 💀

[@RoyalGriffin.]

It's even worse when Badger said he almost spat his drink out, and he's usually known for saying out of pocket shit.

[@liamsquire6371]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT BADGER HAS A WEDDING RING ON CAN WE GET SOME MASSIVE POGS I LOVE YOU BADGER LONG TIME FAN

[@amen_actually]

HOLY MOTHER OF COG THAT IS AMAZING

[@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames]

Holy shit I admire your attention to detail brother

[@seantaggart7382]

HE'S MARRIED?

[@caseyvoss6593]

@@seantaggart7382 Possibly engaged, I feel he would have made an announcement if he got married, then again we aren't entitled to anything but still

[@SuperHalofan64]

"TABG is a game made by God himself" *uses God Gundam* Well played Badger, well played

[@Zero56715]

i see, a man of culture

[@randombrit4504]

Chat: *Calls the French a great evil* Me: *Sheds a single British tear.*

[@11Survivor]

I mean to be fair... have you seen how often France has tried annexing everyone?

[@Poppyfromtabg]

im not french

[@Poppyfromtabg]

@@Its_m3_dave he said bear called the french a great evil, but he called me a great evil

[@Poppyfromtabg]

@@Its_m3_dave captainbear

[@Reaper0975]

0:00 "according do itsdenkel in grouse's chat 9mm kills the body but .45ac0 kills the soul. You gotta make sure people don't come back as a LITCH" was some hard as hell line

[@creepyinc2652]

3:53 Leaving your house in Detroit be like

[@swagmaster5103]

Boomer boomer boomer boomer boomer boomer

[@MrBrockman407]

Cover me, I'm going to Walmart.

[@sirspectral8460]

Fuckers took my life, cant have shit in detroit

[@brokenshah5106]

YOU ARE DEERRD

[@Abyss_Princess]

That's just Detroit

[@ncrt.e.d.d9072]

“There’s a great evil coming” -The man of potato’s

[@k0smos0]

Well its probably techno

[@joshlureman4097]

Agreed

[@foxyoner3674]

Jacksepticeye isn't evil lol

[@ncrt.e.d.d9072]

@@foxyoner3674 he is warning us about the damn French

[@foxyoner3674]

@@ncrt.e.d.d9072 Damn french "Oui" Is illegal

[@m.a.d2581]

This man just blunderbuss'd himself into an ad while I was watching. Quality timing

[@TTVbcrom]

Haha I had the same thing happen to me 😂

[@deadlymind2622]

Laughs in blunderbuss

[@Magus_Angel13]

Same

[@deltasushi8351]

Same here

[@dawsonbeveridge4100]

Same

[@Rylanash-o4t]

0:32 seconds in, it shows the god gundam (aka the G gundam or burning gundam) that I was not expecting. you make good videos also.

[@gottarunstormboi]

"He is a man of potatoes" *technoblade speed run intensifies*

[@thenerdbeast7375]

So he is Irish?

[@brianfox6044]

A fellow Technoblade fan!

[@shaneh1872]

@@thenerdbeast7375 he spent a whole year trying to get 500,000,000 potatoes on skyblock

[@magicmanpreza1081]

I wonder if sun tzu was also studied here

[@bloodeagle7668]

This just feels weird for me. I've been subbed to Technoblade since 2016 when he only had 250,000 subs and now he's famous enough to show up in the comments of videos that don't even have anything to do with minecraft? Absolutely crazy. Also blood for the blood god fellow Techno fans.

[@deadmemes4188]

now knowing who poppy is as a player, it's even more ominous when he is announced

[@edwoun120]

They warned them, but they did not listen

[@earth3882]

who's poppy

[@Righteous_Hand_of_the_Father]

​@earth3882 one of the greatest TABG players in the world, and he can basically control the ending of any match he's in

[@spacedout4061]

Imagine having a weapon that does a full mag burst

[@Donkey50]

People with 100 guns in their basement and a literal army base:do you underestimate me?

[@thebluetoothspeaker]

there is and it's cancelable, it's called full auto

[@spacedout4061]

@@thebluetoothspeaker true, but that's not a burst

[@kobaltapollodorus8922]

Does firing a Martini-Henry or a Dreyse needle gun count as a full-mag burst?

[@kokichioma7424]

I have a MOTHERFUCKING RPG IN MY BASEMENT

[@Steliosjustexists]

0:29 Love how you used God Gundam and i also love this game (wish i could play it though)

[@tigerwad5874]

Fun fact the glockinator is a actually thing some guy made in real life.

[@koolkidsklub5032]

huh, cool.

[@zedocta3855]

I'm not surprised

[@leadpiper]

glockinator: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gYLKZYiegM-Xea8

[@zedocta3855]

@@leadpiper thanks dude

[@shandaman1224]

Behold Perry the Platypus with my new invention **2 Glocks.**

[@alexisrodriguez6526]

"Totally accurate battlegrounds is a game made by god himself" *_shows God Gundam_* *I see you're a man of culture as well*

[@Kazrel]

*THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH MEMES!*

[@midnight4956]

Lmao just realize that yeah it was the Freedom.

[@convictedsauces6875]

@@midnight4956 completely different AUs and different suits.

[@Heckel109]

@@midnight4956 Bro it's the God Gundam/Burning Gundam from G Gundam. Do you have no taste?

[@davidcosta3649]

@@Kazrel ITS LOUD ROAD TELLS ME TO SHITPOST TO VICTORY

[@S_T_0_R_M.]

“Greetings, I am here warn you of the evil coming. Hes a man of potatoes.” Me: jacksepticeye is a threat?

[@jetstreamattano4176]

He's coming to make us try his coffee brand

[@hagenaubram6341]

I think he meant squidkid or technoblade

[@Poppyfromtabg]

im not jacksepticeye

[@paydankgang7772]

I would have said CallMeKevin

[@hagenaubram6341]

@@Poppyfromtabg imagine having 3 comments over 2 years lol

[@tylerbish2441]

I love how the guy used a meme just to make it funnier at 3:45. Tabg guy: STOP! YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW! (PUNCH)

[@whyle5318]

French:hello i eat baugette Borgerh: E X E C U T E T H E M

[@tenathzeckron]

"There is a great evil coming and that evil, is the damn French." As a being partially French, I can agree one hundred percent that; that statement is true.

[@itzzschlumo1313]

@white twomad WE

[@doubledownpleasegosubtotte4274]

@@itzzschlumo1313 Frenchman flying around

[@itzzschlumo1313]

@@doubledownpleasegosubtotte4274 no im german

[@tenathzeckron]

@@itzzschlumo1313 I'm also part German, so I'm constantly at war with myself.

[@itzzschlumo1313]

@@tenathzeckron ur part german and part french lol

[@blademaster2390]

8:00 As a 2.5 year VRChat veteran, I can confirm that Badger’s statement here is accurate. VRChat servers are either chill af, or just literally hell (mostly the latter). There is no in-between.

[@ImperialCoffee769]

True, like you said it's either the whole room vibing, people shitposting or some other weird shit happening

[@ImperialCoffee769]

Best part about vrchat for me is raiding worlds with silly or weird avatars. Once me and a few other players raided a work as a bunch of chimps while I spammed ape noises in the mic

[@lordjeremetrius]

@@ImperialCoffee769 one time me and some friends convinced a whole server to go raid one of those chill rooftop servers as a bunch of halo reach Spartans

[@Th3Bishop3]

@@lordjeremetrius Me and friends always love raiding the server as titanfall 2 mechs. Literally we got one guy for every type of mech chassis.. Thing is our custom avatar's have animations where we can deploy and shoot our weapons. So basically just look at all the weapons on the titanfall 2 mech chassis's and think of them constantly fucking firing at people with all the effects and noise.

[@joecoal1418]

i can agree yet i play recc room more cuz its more chill

[@red_d849]

14:20 that boutta be me in skyrim in about an hour lmao, first i finish watching the tabg