Badly Translated FNAF - The Fourth Cabinet

[@Turbomun]

“I have caused so much confusion and confusion for those around me.” Scott talking about his impact on the FNAF fanbase

[@miss-socio-btpe]

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[@My_Favorite_GOATS]

"Where is my car? I'm afraid your car is in your car." Barely a minute in, and I'm already laughing.

[@thedarestare]

Certainly my wait what moment

[@shadowsoulless6227]

"My anger comes from a different planet" Me too Elizabeth Me too

[@TheGraveKnight]

I Google Translated the title a few times and ended up with "Freddy spent five nights in the fourth room."

[@miss-socio-btpe]

Loll

[@valor1omega]

Why did you get the Fourth room and I had gotten "backrooms"?

[@MeemahSN]

"My drunkenness actually woke me up and started its final stages." This is now my Discord status.

[@davidhong1934]

According to "Backstroke of the West", these kinds of translations have three results: - unintentional comedy - gibberish - convoluted Shakespeare

[@OhioFanatic97]

Mister speaker, we are for the big.

[@gemnickygamer169]

You forgot result four - extreme profanity. Often seen in parts of the "Book of Mario" Paper Mario series translations

[@davidhong1934]

@@gemnickygamer169 Haven't seen the video in a while, but the most I remember was Space General calling someone a "smelly boy" I'd verify, but it seems the original video was removed due to a copyright strike

[@Hazamabro]

Ah yes, the one word that went through all our minds when we first saw Hot Charlie. "WOMAN".

[@cyl_genderfluid-furry]

"Mom, where is my Saiyan suit?" "Woman! Where is mah Saiyan suit!?" "Under your bed!" "Thank you!" "In the wash!" *_"YOU B××××!!"_*

[@elmasterdezoologia6641]

@@Hazamabro WOMAN, YOU ARE ONE GIANT LUMP OF COAL

[@3matallana_4]

Five Night's At Freddy's: The Fruity Closet

[@ElegyEnbyFurry]

That’s just Foxy

[@samdang8073]

So thats why the name is in relation to closets 😯

[@Ariixiia]

Nah😭

[@totallyhumanproductions1349]

What if the Fourth Closet was called the Fruity Closet and instead of it being revealed she was a robot clone, it was revealed she was bisexual?

[@FunAngelo2005]

​@@totallyhumanproductions1349 she's both Tbh

[@justsomerandomperson6506]

At least Henry was able to birth four kids and live, unlike Matt who couldn’t even survive his c-section with his and Springtrap’s only kid.

[@ALiteralClown69]

the two instances of mpreg in fnaf

[@XOFInfantryman]

Why did you remind me of that fazbear frights notally not mpreg

[@billie-ve_in_yourself6464]

Don’t forget, the c-section baby is ALSO Springtrap.

[@kathryn74]

not the damn fnaf mpreg story 😭

[@Ieatbatteries1]

@@kathryn74🫃🏻

[@miceman3917]

"Am I going crazy?" "Yes, but look at this." Priorities, I suppose.

[@sonorousline]

The fourth attempt to come out of the closet (failed)

[@Another_Forgettable_Commentor]

I cried when it was revealed that Henry had broken up with/not accepted Elizabeth. Such a shocking and emotional twist. I also can’t believe John outsed Charlie as a closeted homosexual like that. /j

[@MeemahSN]

Why would John do that? It seems so arbitrary.

[@nanopanda]

"Graveyard for my protests and complaints" is going to be the name of my midwest emo album.

[@cosmicmama6983]

"Jane, I swear he's smarter than any other anime. He walks and talks." Is he advertising toys for Christmas?

[@merri526]

"I think I love you" said by the person that's about to punch another version of herself

[@miss-socio-btpe]

4:53 "if they were growing inside him" so you're telling me that Henry was pregnant with four kids 💀

[@bluestrangler0447]

It correcting Henry replacing his child to replacing his girlfriend was CRAZYYYYY. I love how technically speaking it was right that Charlie was Sammy, technically

[@catbugrer]

8:20 SHE CRIED 2 MONTHS OVER THAT EXPENSIVE THRIFT STORE DRESS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@realisticred]

I feel her

[@kathryn74]

HELPPP 😭

[@nseven1117]

women amarite guys?

[@tobysinbad]

wall-to-wall bangers. I want to hear a Chappel Roan song with this line

[@KalinTheZola]

"my anger comes from a different planet" goes hard

[@baIIs_lover]

"Her frustration turned into anger when Henry went into labor with his fouth child." KILLED ME

[@seafoamspirit3484]

"Then she will finally become a woman. Full waterproofing." See, with a machine translating this, they've inserted a bit of their culture into the story! For robots, becoming fully waterproof is an important coming of age moment. It's nice to see these robot characters depicted with appropriately mechanical culture!

[@dejinnthedjinn5311]

"When Henry was going into labor..." What's up with this franchise and mpreg?

[@luceliorodrigues7504]

"I'm a very petite girl that fits your style" *incomprehensible monologue* "I think i love you more than that..." After all Henry has done to her, adult Charlie took "love your self" too literaly.

[@terrantitanium6441]

some of this dialogue is so fucking unhinged, there has to be a whole folder of outtakes for this, right? I can't imagine you got through this whole script with a straight face

[@notrealnamenotatall2476]

There is. XD I lost it a few times at the beginning- specifically at that Henry electrical equipment rant, which I had to do-over a few times.

[@MeemahSN]

@@notrealnamenotatall2476 One day, you should release the bloopers

[@ElegyEnbyFurry]

@@MeemahSN YESSS

[@xXMalhareXx]

@@notrealnamenotatall2476 YESSS BLOOPERS

[@alymatronicdeeare8265]

"Am I going crazy?" "Yes."

[@Xander_AoA]

“But look at this!”

[@noirtreize2713]

Damn, that reveal about our “Charlie” being Sammy who got gaslit by Henrich for all these years is so fuck up. The talk on the car about “Charlie” coming out was foreshadowing this moment all along! That’s great writing.

[@isamukawamori8296]

Honestly, Charlie actually being Sammie this whole time would have been a better twist than the whole robot thing, imo.

[@Crazyinsanemonsterofkittens]

An improvement to the original plot 💯

[@Renark401]

I was dying out in laughter each time they misremembered John’s name

[@karina1047]

John is a hard name to pronounce 🤷‍♀

[@ElegyEnbyFurry]

Yeah this is what FNaF lore feels like sometimes 😂😂😂

[@Kasike37]

This is giving that one chimp that researchers made type and his longest sentence was “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you”

[@jc_art_]

"Nim's longest recorded sentence was;"

[@shadowsoulless6227]

I mean no one said that she had to wait naked.... She just did that to be extra

[@happysmilesworldandgames8755]

4:25 "am i going crazy" "Yes :)"

[@starshiny3399]

I love how Henry asks Aunt Jane to close all the bars. Just Henry things.

[@terreliv]

0:02 The Joy of Translation (the Joy of Translative Services in the original Yogi) 1:20 Congrats on Artie for coming out 🏳️‍🌈

[@legionbeast]

"Do you remember Juana?" NO I DON'T. This was too darn funny and thanks to it being translated, some things keep a sense of consistency while others become insane, but insane in a way that is hilarious.

[@monstrdog7031]

Love it when William said "i said no problem" and then problemed all over huricane and silver reef. Beautiful!

[@lilaott6495]

this is even funnier because i quit reading the trilogy after the twisted ones so this is the most of the book i’ve seen in full

[@TearfulZorua]

Same honestly.

[@guarana-suquinho]

“You are on a path in the woods, and at the end of that path is a cabin, and in the basement of that cabin is a Princess, you are here to lay her, if you don't, it will be the end of the world.” “That's not what you said last time...”

[@shiny1556]

Charlie X Charlie is something the machines want. Can’t fight our robot overlords

[@Uhhhhhhhhhhh6]

Skynet yuri

[@Quaxophone]

13:16 “He can't do what happened to me again, or maybe he’s too scared to try it himself- am I out of jail?” I love the line delivery you gave this so much, and swear I have moments like this all the time (not THIS extreme though lol)

[@Electric_Lizzard]

I think what makes this even better is the comic sans 😭

[@mamegami]

15:33 "they're not available" KILLED ME

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

I've not actually read the original story,I just know the broad strokes so this is really funny because I just cannot fathom the original text

[@slaphead6938]

my favorite parts are johns voice, the serious scary story type narration, and all the totally cool sound effects

[@notrealnamenotatall2476]

Thank you! XD I really broke out the movie-quality voice acting with this one, lol.

[@slaphead6938]

​@@notrealnamenotatall2476 it's perfect 💜 especially the sound effects

[@OhioFanatic97]

"Yes, but look at this. I didn't know your dad had this style." Looks like Charlie and John discovered Henry's "Disco Fever," gear.

[@thesymbiotenation.4552]

This feels like a bad acid trip

[@AverageGeekImpEnby]

Realllll

[@thepartyrockpolice1975]

Omg congrats to Artie for coming out, I support bicon Charlie and hope she's able to come out too!

[@jigglyback2338]

She’s bi and Artie(and even John) wants her to come out but she doesn’t want too 😂😭

[@j.a.m.m]

WOMAN Welp, that was a great vid, didn't expect that whole "love story" plot but that sure was entertaining! Also, tbh Henry going on a tangeant is very much in character, same with him causing confusion and confusion (that lore sure is a mess) Really fun vid!

[@Montgomerygolfgator]

Keep in mind, machine translations are based upon government documentation. Government documents are the largest database of professionally and accurately translated text you could find. The side effect, is a bias towards professional terms and mistranslations into govermental topics. That's why "perished" was used instead of "died", and why one of the mistranslations was into a sit-in, a form of protest that would be mentioned in government documentation.

[@HubbaHubba-x2o]

I can't belive Jhon and artie outed charlie like that! Bloddy diabolical...

[@your_mate_era7067]

2:17 has to be the best footstep and door creaking I ever heard this was an incredible idea

[@JEZ346]

"I Love You Too, Juan" Wait who's Juan?

[@danielsantoro6332]

10:42 Hhhmm, yes. This floor here is made of floor.

[@Shougubaii]

This is basically a great example of how the fnaf lore can be

[@charchar635]

Even more confirmation that Henry and William are husbands

[@brickowls7886]

Hold on, some of these lines are raw

[@Purplefox_Chili]

"He longs for his father's love as much as he longs for his fathers love" Ah yes ofc

[@gemrock]

I kinda wish the original books took a twist and made Sammy the main character in the last book, and he found out what the f his father did.

[@Whimsicaltoday]

Okay this is amazing. I'm laughing so hard. Also your imitation of Baby's voice when reading Elizabeth's lines is so on point. Great job!

[@notrealnamenotatall2476]

Thank you kindly! XD

[@maxrafael320]

Confusion and confusion

[@TearfulZorua]

T'was a lot of confusion, as well as confusion for the ones closest to him.

[@ReeceConnor.]

So it’s official The Silver Eyes trilogy was all a metaphor for Charlie coming out of the closet and embracing her true sexuality….oddly enough that would actually be an compelling story for Charlie and make the character of evil Charlie even more interesting since with the context with her being more flirty, seducing and just overall presented as a more sexual version of Charlie more complex….god why does this work so well? 😅🏳️‍🌈

[@Fellowhuman-1]

2:58 I haven’t even finished this yet and I’m already slain by the fact John can’t read and Charlie has to beg him to continue

[@derpsdeluxe]

I love your narration in this so much lmao. Henry really went off the rails after parting ways with his husband, though. It’s tragic, the way alcohol addictions like his tear apart happy families.😔

[@Duffymuffy]

6:54 "WOMAN." 😭

[@MaddMoke]

"I swear he's smarter than any other anime." Is what broke me😅

[@Sparkling34]

"Turn your head towards the sun and I'm sure the cat will tell you stories about lost family members."

[@1987Fazbear]

Today we're going to be reading the bronze eyes, the straight ones and the fourth cabinet

[@chaoraiser2338]

Honestly The Fourth Cabinet is perfect for a FNAF love story with all of it's confusing story topics.

[@shadowsoulless6227]

I don't have waterproofing so am I not yet a full woman?

[@jc_art_]

Its a rite of passage for every girl to get waterproofed on their 18th birthday

[@wonderlandrose995]

@@jc_art_uh I turned 19 yesterday and I still don’t have my waterproofing who do I contact about this?

[@jc_art_]

@@wonderlandrose995 god, i guess? It's supposed to just, happen, i dont know?

[@wonderlandrose995]

@@jc_art_ can’t get ahold of him but Gabriel said that he’ll see what he can do. Idk maybe it’s a glitch. Hope I can get this resolved soon before the next rainfall

[@jc_art_]

@@wonderlandrose995 i get it, dont wanna float away and all that hassle 🙄. Lemme know if Gabriel comes through for you, the guy still owes me 5 dollars

[@FrankiKaye]

Honestly, the best Sammy twist ever.

[@juliaboskamp9666]

Still a better plot twist then Charlie was a robot all along

[@pipisochkaaaa]

He made himselfs new bones after birth. That is actually kinda metal

[@meeeg7029]

10:08 “First a boy then a girl” GOOGLE TRANSLATE ALSO SEES THE VISION!! Trans girl Charlie my beloved

[@Silver_Sonic_23]

The little sound effects elevate this to the next level.

[@shadowsoulless6227]

They are truly, not available

[@secretshark5710]

You DIY'ing the sound effects has raised my respect infinitely and also made my day WAY better, so thank you. Google translate reaffirming mpreg being canon in fnaf sounds about right. 15:07 If it ain't me

[@notrealnamenotatall2476]

D'aww, thank you! 😊I was a little afraid it would be too goofy! 🫂

[@charlier409]

The lines are great but I think we need to appreciate more NotRealName's amazing performance in the sound effects department, what a masterpiece

[@blanana_m]

now I wanna send all of SB's Subtitles through this

[@ThorinWolf]

Google Translated SB would be amazing!

[@nixxie119]

Who knew Charlie was a gay icon, way to go girl 🏳‍🌈 Never read the original, so I'm taking this as the real canon story 👌

[@echothesilent4693]

Do you mean Sammy?

[@echothesilent4693]

Yea that's Sammy...

[@AdrianHernandez-rn1sq]

In the beginning it felt completely accurate to the actual book I didn’t think it was different, but the coming out got me 💀💀

[@fishnewt1331]

1:34 You would think that was made for special effect, but that exhale actually says: “Dear lord, this is gonna be a long one.” Lmao!

[@EatingKraxicordeSushi]

5:47 my floorboards at 3 am

[@miss-socio-btpe]

3:28 "my drunkness"

[@miss-socio-btpe]

"where is my car?" "I'm afraid your car is in your car" 1:10 mins in and this is already hilarious

[@OfficalRowen]

I haven't even read the original version before, so I have no idea what it's supposed to say-- but starting out with INSTANTLY outing Charlie is just SO FUCKING FUNNTY

[@DraconicWealth]

"They are not available" - KING of understatement!

[@ambershadowling]

wiunefui! I don't know how you managed to keep a straight "face" during the reading, it ping ponged between hilarious and awkward. There were a few lines in there that could be great if surrounded by a story that made sense. "My faithful old friend, in his grave, I hope," "Hello, these are my memories, not yours!" "I think they explained, edited, and improved things, but what they did to us was not wrong." "How long are you going to call me before you finally listen and come get me?"

[@thepatonyewbeamswiftie101]

Yeah, the: “hello, these are my memories, not yours!” Was pretty perfect and iconic for Charlie.

[@Semi-Nobody]

Honestly, I think this is a massive improvement.

[@happysmilesworldandgames8755]

1:20 this part is a bit too coherent

[@CJ-qs8zi]

5:46 THE SCARIEST JUMPSCARE IN “FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S.”

[@zlatomirchokov896]

ah yes The fourth closet, everyone's favorite book's squeal, The fourth cabinet. In this installment the main character has finally left the closet, addressed their trauma and gender fluidity while also being confronted by their father's own. As the main antagonist, the delusional robot clone, spouts exposition without an end.

[@primahart]

The opening scene is pretty amusing to me, considering in the Canon of my FNAF/ DND crossover story, Bolts of Magic, Charlie is actually bisexual.

[@Markm8]

The Worst part of this is that i know what is going on to such an atsuic level that i can understand what there trying to say

[@Korra228]

1:16 OMG I had no idea Charlie is part of the LGBT community, we stan our queer queen

[@mrmeteor64]

Jean I swear he smarter than any other anime he walks and talks.

[@realsalu634]

Five nights to come out of the closet

[@belle5234]

Five Nights At Freddy’s except Afton had a translator issue and didn’t bother to change it

[@MRR3INB0W]

Fruity Maze × The Fourth Closet

[@Dominos-be6sd]

This whole set of dialouge feels like what would happen if the old man from princess quest tried to recite the mr hippo speeches

[@eduardoaguero1220]

This takes me back to your old "Never go back home again." Fanfic reading! You're a good narrator Note!

[@samarius_art_and_games]

"Father William Afton" Afton as a priest would be ten times more terrifying, I think. I also love Charlie/Elizabeth the Alien Robot proclaiming "This is correct" right before punching a hole in Sammy's/Sami's/Charlie/Charlotte's stomach.