Bae is WAY TOO THIRSTY Over This Guy and Chat Couldn't Do Anything About It

[@eddster1987]

I gotta say, that "Brat giving the side-eye' emote is like, a top-5 Hololive emote.

[@SoccYT]

Its my second favorite after the fuwawa sideye one

[@abi-lavi]

@@SoccYT Fuwawa's side eye emote is so good I wish I could use it everywhere.

[@blackhammer5035]

Definitely up there, narrowly about Nose Chattini

[@NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache]

I really like the laughing Subaru one

[@symphoricquoz3763]

It has a bit of that "dog showing the white of its eyes by side-eyeing something" appeal, as well as being amusingly judgey. High quality.

[@coolfish420]

Chat needs some keys to jingle in front of Bae's face to grab her attention

[@justgopan]

or send a "EARTH👏TO👏BAE👏" in the chat

[@redwind5150]

Thirsty orca😂

[@Nyukes]

She needed to actually stop and collect herself before continuing to play otherwise she might have imploded lmao

[@kevin-7091]

_ovaries exploded_

[@Doyyyyyyyy]

She need correction, mating press correction!!

[@ThatchNetherfold]

The last time her ovaries exploded, it was at the mention of a Majima bodypillow. Did they explode again?

[@Theranthrope]

Well, her ovaries were about to explode again, but she manages to contain them... this time... (mostly.)

[@morphayangze2737]

Ovaries must be preserved 😂

[@KB_13247]

bae is definitely the "i can fix him" kind of girl. caught a thief, offers to cook for him and bae is like omg i approve that's so smooth! hahaha.

[@businessgoose123t9b]

She simps over the Yakuza characters, specifically the morally gray ones in suits. She’s very much the “I can fix him” girl.

[@riccardocirielli]

It's unfortunately very common

[@bananabunch4590]

A few years back when Bae was still new to Hololive, on a stream I believe she admitted to the fact that she finds piercings and tattoos on man extremely attractive. Which is definitely common amongst men that need to "fixed" 😅

[@Eaxillier]

Bae : don't be intimidated bae, try to imagine him in his underwear *(Bae imagining)* Bae : OH NO, HE'S HOT!!!

[@fikrigilang9953]

hey i know that reference 😂

[@milleniumadam8643]

no wonder people think she's still single

[@BlaZay]

Yeah she's married with m-- I mean IRyS.

[@grrman]

Think? We know she is

[@Dittoooooooooooo]

​@@BlaZay Then I'd say Irys and her proabably need some more time together. Maybe especially in the bedroom.

[@ClorxxKage]

@@Dittoooooooooooo night shift's keeping her and irys apart i think they just need to bone

[@brianhull2407]

@@Dittoooooooooooo Playing Monopoly, of course!

[@ToastGhost]

Of all the EN members Bae is the only one I'd describe as aggressively straight

[@zeroanimation3956]

Shiori: why not aggressively both?

[@reddevil4921]

Funnily enough, I would say IRyS is the other member who is quite openly straight.

[@DraikSpectre]

The only one? I'd say Calli too. Only time I've seen her really thirst over a woman was a sponsored stream, so...

[@kos2919]

EN gen 1 and 2 Members that obv straight and we can see it on screen: - Gura - Ina - Ame - Calli - Bae - Fauna - Sana - Kronii - Mumei - Irys I guess it's just Kiara that's not straight.

[@tsukinoyuki]

​​@@kos2919 then comes gen 3 and 4. All of them are either raging sesbian, or literal goo goo gaga. Lmao

[@kebb0]

Looked up the game and the first description I find is: "A short comedy visual novel about your lunch and a thief... both of which are hot."... Safe to say, the devs knew how to describe their game LMAO

[@Fulikia]

Looooool sounds like an interesting game

[@IshimurA99]

Bae simply started her *thirsty* as always 💀

[@BlueLoveYT]

I see Bae is into silver foxes with sharp outfits

[@ThatchNetherfold]

Priest FBK: Allow me to entertain that idea.

[@Ninjaguiden89]

That one person in chat going "enjokosai!" at the dinner part is the best haha

[@brianhull2407]

For those wondering, “enjo kōsai” (援助交際, lit. “aid or support” and “congress, intercourse, intermingling”), often shortened to “enkō” (援交), translates to “compensated dating” or “subsidized dating”. It’s a Japanese term for the practice of older men giving money and/or luxury gifts to attractive young women in exchange for dates or… other “favors”. (IOW, having a sugar daddy.)

[@Nightmareof94]

She must love sephiroth

[@westein1282]

Who doesn't?

[@ryannguyen7466]

Bae is into “I can fix him” type of bad boy

[@zeanolafboyopos1409]

She's dehydrated at this point lmao

[@bigpappasmoggie]

so today we learned two things about women. #1: compliment their cooking #2: give them money looking like a ikemen may or may not be necessary. further testing needed.

[@Theranthrope]

Isn't #2 just prostitution?

[@beingaliveisdifficult]

Prostitution is "sex for money"

[@spaceisnotsafe1407]

But the 1st step requires you to get close to the women that she'll cooks for you, which like the 90% where's the difficulty lies

[@ARLamp]

@@Theranthropenot if you didn’t perform intercourse with them

[@ultrareconking5942]

I'm calling Majima... and Eve... and Akiyama...

[@morphayangze2737]

The list goes on. It's way too long, mahn. Why don't we just call in good ol Dorothy?

[@ultrareconking5942]

@@morphayangze2737 oh good god

[@SillyMakesVids]

Sorry, all I can see with that chin is Grandpa Vesper.

[@CauchyIntegralFormula]

No way, is *that* why they collabed? (Joking, joking)

[@TheMan21892]

Grampire

[@clayandros2038]

​@@CauchyIntegralFormula I like how you had to clarify in brackets so you wouldn't get swarmed by psychos

[@TheCrazyCapMaster]

I definitely do see it actually 🤣

[@thetravellerx5676]

God, I miss our grampire

[@Mroji777]

3:57 it's so over for her

[@morphayangze2737]

And I thought Nerissa was worse. I was so wrong! 😂

[@Ars-Nova258]

1:32 Guy: I just met you- Bae’s thoughts: AND THIS IS CRAZY!! But here’s my number. Call me maybe!

[@LiberioLeonaibert]

Well this isn't the first time, as long as it's long-haired bad boy, Bae can't contain herself.

[@saber_xyt]

Bae is too unhinged i love her 😭

[@Eaxillier]

she can't even hide it lol😂

[@miqs9]

Noted, steal your crush lunch 🖋️

[@abiakbar286]

Whatever chat said she can't hear it, she already has her priorities straight lmao

[@BlaZay]

You could even say her priorities are the _straightest_ out of all Hololive.

[@dirp4511]

MY DING DING DONG!! 1:04

[@morphayangze2737]

Bling bang bang born.

[@Skottomania]

Bananas melones ya

[@TheXell]

DOWN, GIRL, DOWN!

[@alecaquino4306]

There is nothing more evil than stealing a persons food at the office.

[@1003JustinLaw]

Bo: My wallet is your wallet. Bae: **exploding ovaries**

[@KettleFanDayo]

the guy looks like vesper and I can't unsee it.

[@SpookyTree255]

Sort of, but he actually looks like one of the Stars irl, but with blue hair instead of blond xD

[@blacktemplarchaplainmarius42]

I can't unsee it now... Hahahahaha

[@julianlopez9785]

My exact thoughs as i saw it, lol

[@CBeavr]

she sounds like she's cheesed to meet him

[@severussnape2917]

I love her reactions 😂

[@raphses6871]

“How often do you pound meat” is a WILD line out of context.

[@whalecrown]

rat mechanics at play Bae is gonna need alot of water, coffee and or cheese☕️🧀 2:29 the scream.. of a very thristy rat

[@KaimanDororo]

We need a water bottle emote for when she acts like this, I swear.

[@Areus019]

i don't think water bottles are enough. She needs a gallon(of water) at least

[@Niffoni]

Okay, she's completely out of line, BUT her taste objectively correct, as usual.

[@skyinfinity6836]

Best pick-up line every girl wants to hear. "My wallet is your wallet"😏

[@CrashTestCollin]

If Bae is this bad at keeping her composure on a date, I don't blame her for seeking validation from an otome game. No matter how down-bad you act, at least anime men will never leave you.

[@BASEDsoda]

bo got flippy wigglers like bijou, cant unsee it

[@stroodlepup]

We need bae to play dmc

[@GRimmyGamezer]

like a mother like a daughter😅

[@black_crusher]

After chase her mother, she appeared with the truth herself 🤣🤣

[@KeebeThePlush]

Bae cheating on irys

[@Angrenost02]

So, tall silver-haired bad boys huh I can understand.

[@d-culture927]

Bae loves Sesshomaru after all, so this kind of character is definitely her type.

[@akira939]

bae is just as down bad as the rest of us 😂

[@Eaxillier]

bae wanting him so bad 😂

[@AJarOfYams]

Oh no, Bae melted

[@gearholder8882]

3:58 - "Hey baby, how about you and I... share our incomes tonight~?" most powerful pickup line against Bae apparently XD

[@hanisu93]

so..... Long hair, white hair... I wonder what is Bae's opinion on Sesshoumaru 😂

[@negoma181]

thank you for the clip that was hillarious lol

[@crobat.3]

BO is the epitome of "step 1: don't be ugly"

[@jorge343g]

That one guy commenting "Griffith"

[@RealNotallGaming]

Im suisei in the outro, because i want more 😂😂 osekkai san!!!! Why you clicked stop???😂😂

[@WolfMoonsSoul]

Friends: So how did you two meet. Guy: I stole their lunch 😂.

[@Naota10]

Vesper’s been stealing Bae’s lunch?

[@felixthescholarlytitan4437]

It’s likely payment for the suffering she caused during the Boomer vs Zoomer colab.

[@azurerider812]

Placing an outpost to watch for horned horses and their sycophants.

[@kuuluna]

I guess a lot of people have a problem. Like they tend to choose the unfixable type and wonder why they're in grief

[@kuuluna]

Also English is so suggestive. I like it. I get to see people's reactions

[@Cerino669]

Isn't this just Old Man Vesper Noir...?

[@douglas98465]

The quickest way to a girl's heart is to tell her: "My wallet is your wallet."

[@hadrast]

5:17 no bell sound I'm disappoint

[@gigaj2368]

You know that meme from Modern Family of the kid being sprayed with a spray bottle? That's what we need with Bae

[@dead-claudia]

bae channeling her inner bao throughout all of this 😂

[@hiimmichael479]

No Bae! He stinks! His name is literally B.O.! 😂😂😂

[@johnkosiov9715]

Why red haired girls so damn thirsty

[@destinydivided8689]

(Busts through the wall Kool-aid man style) Did someone say redheads?

[@512TheWolf512]

Bae turning around is just the best thing

[@dekuleaves5367]

Bea thirsting over Noir Vesper?

[@joeyre2453]

Here’s some water, Pat. Take a seat.

[@SneccTheSnake]

Welcome back vesper, the unicorns missed you

[@RockhardConstructionPebble]

Bae has a type

[@hewhoshallnotbenamed5168]

Hakos would probably love Griffith. Just....... don't tell her about the eclipse. 🤫

[@C.N.A.C.]

The path to Bae's heart is through your own stomach. Noted.

[@DaddySenpai35]

Its true what they say they love the bad ones haha go steal some lunches guys lmaooo

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

Bae loves her an aggressively fancy hobo

[@immortal_shrooms6757]

The blank stare bae maintains for like 7 seconds

[@redohealer2]

I mean it. This is the first I've seen Bae like this in the couple months I've been here.

[@axfdfaad1800]

every bae clip be like "Bae is Flustered about actions of (char/vtuber)" lmao

[@SoccYT]

Oh dear shes lost

[@shadlin6839]

The people saying down in chat are my heroes 😂

[@-Raylight]

First time seeing Bae like this for other than Majima, guess she likes cool guys with suits who pays for groceries 🤣🤣 Good thing Bae has no shame. JK xD

[@gilanganugrahfajar5502]

Bae: where's my gallon?

[@SimplyTakuma]

01:04 LMAO GÜNTHER 😂😂😂😂

[@Yes-oj9qw]

honestly, I think bae just needs to get married already.

[@Sinitsu]

She isn’t even 30, let her live her life

[@Zerothehedgehog69]

​@@SinitsuHow does that account for her being born on a leap year?

[@aW5uY25jNzc1Nw]

ntr'd over majima 💀

[@Hazosh]

This is Jimmy Noir, Vesper's brother

[@rfk2]

Never change, Bae

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

(He has absolutely no idea what he’s getting himself into)

[@mokeymale8350]

I just imagine that gif of Vesper dancing

[@luminatrixfanfiction]

If I'm not mistaken, in Asian cultures if someone says my wallet is your wallet, that's basically a marriage proposal.

[@PerfectDeath4]

Bae learning how to level up her boyfriend skill!

[@sagathekawaiikilla]

Bae like u can eat anything 👀ANYTHING u see

[@felixthescholarlytitan4437]

I think Bae might need a sound alert of some kind for chat to blast when she’s getting horribly down bad like this. Maybe an alert sound from her ‘not-wife’ IRyS… or would that just make it worse?

[@ceresbane]

ugh... shared fridges and lunch thieves... its so normalised that I'd been radicalised by the idea of poisoning your food to expose the thief as totally justified. Food theft is like the most universal thing to hate. This is why dogs will growl at you just for being near their food even if they're the nicest dogs otherwise. And when it bites, you learn your lesson quick. Don't steal other ppl's food.

[@Chooie6]

Honestly it's refreshing to see Holo girls being down horrendous like this

[@Slugbunny]

Played her like a fiddle. 😂

[@guilherme5094]

Vespe ??! 👀Oh poor Mason.

[@ziezitci]

2:24 _IT WAS A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL?!_

[@sergioosorio2636]

bombastic side eye

[@TurtleRaven]

It's over for her if she finds out about Estinien.

[@xRyvenn]

This would have had bigger impact if she used her default model.

[@xXUnoriginalNameXx33Meygaera]

"How to Rizz Bae 101"

[@MezTZO]

Ah, so this is Bae’s type. I see, I see...

[@VladimirDT]

Wow havent heard that song used in a long time my ding ding dong

[@painpeko3073]

Brats: "Ah shit, here we go again"

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

bae thirsting over yet another person? nice. to be fair, he is hot and good at talking.