Bak Bak Bilal: Here’s What People Will Do If They Became the Prime Minister for a Day | The Quint

[@anayashetty9700]

7:00 🤣🤣🤣 I literally died from laughter. Flabbergasting sarcasm Bilal. Keep it up👍

[@prernalade5263]

"Koi patrakaar kuch bole ki gayab" 😂😂😂😂

[@stock2896]

I like how he didn't even notice that and just kept saying haan haan xD

[@tiatia8999]

It was hilarious 🤣🤣

[@pradeepdas8054]

I will implement the age limitations on every ministry post that should be 21- 40 And there should be a course "How to be a PM" that should exclude mitroooon type speech

[@mohammedimran-ow6je]

If I'm supposed to give a interview for a fucking job, why not their should be a test for these polictal candidate so that they can understand their intecutuall capability ?

[@Anonymous_00020]

Well ...I m also think so Same pinch

[@kapilrathore143]

@@mohammedimran-ow6je they passed a test called election

[@Dr.SandeshRathod]

Minimum qualifying criteria for PM should be IAS

[@VarunSingh-jn2pd]

That's a bit too much post grad with "real degree" is enough. Plus have deep knowledge of the portfolio you are holding.

[@Dr.SandeshRathod]

@@VarunSingh-jn2pd Ya I agree with your point too What I mean to say is there must be some minimum qualifying criteria to become a PM

[@subhamchoudhary4091]

Having a degree doesn't make a pm. the zeal within u to do something good for country that's make one a leader.

[@Dr.SandeshRathod]

@@subhamchoudhary4091 So this is your indirect statement that civil service IAS officers doesn't have that zeal?

[@Dr.SandeshRathod]

@@subhamchoudhary4091 And ofcourse we are seeing the effect of current zeal on the Economy

[@asmitapawar0]

I will boycott all godi news channels if I will be pm

[@mahithdreamer4318]

If you boycott all Godi channels... then.. what is the difference between you and Modi... facism...

[@asmitapawar0]

@@mahithdreamer4318 I said it because they are spreading rumors in society which is very harmful... I think they should stop it!!!

[@mahithdreamer4318]

@@asmitapawar0 if you become prime minister of India...then your work can dominant Godi media...they will automatically stop those delusional propaganda...check out my answer to ..if you become prime minister of India...in comment section..I posted half and hour ago only

[@shivamdatta4759]

Dil ki baat cheenli behen

[@MoodToCode]

After your one day of pm godi news will rise again. All Media channels should be funded by the tax and there should be some organization that will punish these channels for biased news. I think this is a good way.

[@ahadsiddiqui6385]

Is anyone else noticed that he has used term 'wazire azam' in d begining which is very rare these days or m i d only one?

[@siddharthkaley9304]

It is common to say that in Pakistan not India.

[@jbsentertainment943]

Asad bhai ke yaad dilaa diya 🤣🤣

[@nitishsaxena1372]

@@siddharthkaley9304 Pakistanis are Punjabis who pretend to be Urdu speakers in their funny Punjabi accent. I'm from Lucknow and Urdu is ours. Stop alienating Urdu

[@rahnumanawrin6555]

@Ziaul haque unke level pe mat giro, chill raho.

[@oreocoffeeshake]

@@nitishsaxena1372 baap ka jagir hai kya bhaiya?

[@KA-bw3wf]

I think I will give a marathon speech on unity regardless of religion, race, color we are Proud Indians. Aisa deshprem jagrook karungi no one will break our spirit any more. One India.🇮🇳

[@we_the_people_of_kashmir3534]

1.Fix kashmir issue to ease the tension between Pakistan & India which will eventually ease the defence budget. 2. Improve the relationship and trade with Pakistan to stop any infiltration which will bring peace on our borders. 2. Increase education and health budget. More IITs and IIMs. Focus on government schools to make them better than private schools and should be easily accessible to poor. Education mandatory for every child. 3. Massive fines and imprisonment anyone found doing child labour, breaking traffic laws, corruption in government departments and scamming people. 3. Impose council tax to have better facilities around our homes and income tax on every working individual even if it is few percent like western countries to have better facilities. 4. Advancement of police stations and More powers to police with out any influence of political parties but with accountability, surveillance from corruption watch and advanced gadgets to police officers which will stop police harassment to commoners. Eg:, cameras on their body. Digitisation of all the information in police station. 5. Better facilities for soldiers and tremendous salary hike. 6. More and more judges and faster delivery of judiciary system. 7. Should give very much importance to export quality products of India to all over the globe. 8. If any individual got criminal offences can't join any political party. 9. Revive industrial sector, create more entrepreneurial schemes and invest heavily in IT parks and IT industries. 10. Weekly garbage collection from our houses from council and invest heavily on opening new recycling plants. Instead of spending millions on advertisements like swatchh Bharat. . And most importantly ban any radicalised groups like Rss.

[@Therealtalkpodcast1115]

As if it's child play to implement these things in a day 😂😂

[@observerdownunder3999]

Mei ye karunga vo karunga 1 how? 1 how? 1 how?

[@we_the_people_of_kashmir3534]

@@Therealtalkpodcast1115yes it is not child play but these should be prioritised, they're are in to Rafael scams, statues and chandrayaans.

[@we_the_people_of_kashmir3534]

@@observerdownunder3999 Yes it is not easy because if you see corruption is deep rooted everywhere in India. But it is just a matter of few people who are in government. The moment there are honest people in politics everything will be fixed on its own..

[@Therealtalkpodcast1115]

@@we_the_people_of_kashmir3534 hollow brain! These things are also of prime importance to have a stand and authority in world politics!!

[@dhanshreeshilam1104]

For 1 day PM I will do these three things 1. Change the education system (as education is the key to everything) 2. To make more indian brands 3. Work in infrastructure Also controll in birth rate

[@Nikhil-in4yv]

Remove nirmala sitaraman as finance minister and other non deserving n ministers of no use

[@saiashwin26]

Akashdeep Singh Nirmala Sitaraman is a fucking piece of shit.

[@amir2956]

PM have no right to remove ministers but they can remove from ministry

[@bittu287]

NOW YOU WILL DECIDE WHO'S USEFUL AND WHO'S NOT.....WHO'S DESERVING AND WHO'S NOT......?????.. BRO GET A LIFE AND RELEASE YOUR STRESS/FRUSTRATION SOMEWHERE ELSE.... FOR EXAMPLE - BETA JITNI ENGLISH NIRMALA SITARAMAN ENGLISH BOL LEGI .....UTNA TUM HAGG BHI NEHI PAOGE.....( PLEASE AB ISPE BHI SAWAL/CHARCHA MAT KAR BAITHNA KI BHAI ENGLISH BOLNE SE KUCH PROVE NEHI HO JATA....USKE LIYE MAINE TYPE KIYA HAI ALREADY "EXAMPLE" KEHKE

[@mirroruniverse9331]

@@bittu287 Exactly

[@nchannel3105]

@@bittu287 but Nirmala Sitaram is a fucking piece of shit

[@conceptclasses6065]

2:42 Kya baat kahi bhai ne 🤩

[@vivekjain8418]

If I will be PM 1 All MP & MLA should pass exam regarding their constituency 2 Education system must get updated 3 Free primary education 4 Fine on fake news 5 Heavy fine on violent activity specially for parties 6 Political participant need to showcase his work to join as election candidate

[@KhanTeam07]

If I become PM..I will reduce the powers of prime minister's office...& give more powers to state's & their respective chief ministers.

[@sahilarhan3236]

Na! In a federal government the Central Government must be stronger than vis-a-vis states

[@prateekchaudhari7203]

Poor thinking India is a federal union, State cannot have more powers otherwise each state will have so many different laws

[@kairimaremai1498]

If I become PM for a day den I will ban modi trip forever ( will make such law that he can never leave the country using the public money) 😂😂

[@asmitapawar0]

Usne to public money ko private me convert kar bhi diya

[@sarveshdhavale9487]

Hahaha jaise ki pehle wale PM country me hi rehte the

[@sarveshdhavale9487]

1 month ke holiday trip par nahi jate

[@alanmanoj5930]

@@sarveshdhavale9487 He's going to US, lol 😂

[@sarveshdhavale9487]

@@alanmanoj5930 so what makes you to comment that

[@YashKansalx]

What would I do ? - Basic Task Rate 17-25% for all income above 8 Lakhs - GST 3 slab 0%. 8%. 28%. ( except petrol) Complete de regulation of market Basic 2000 rupees income And stop all other governing schemes

[@amithkumar4779]

28℅ ?? Okay lol.

[@itishreeswain3242]

I am the only one who is feeling the side effects of covid when the man hugged the people n handshak all😬

[@realcarljhonson]

6:14 Aisa lag Raha ke sakshat Modi ji baat kar rahe hain ! 😅

[@mzml4696]

If I accidentally happen to b PM, 1) I would make everyone feel this country as their own. 2) I would make everyone feel confident and entrusted on the idea of India - as envisioned by our Constitutional framers. 3) Make bureaucrats n intelligentsia community assured of the moral basis fr creation of such a state - as a need of the hour. 4) Ensure dissents feel free to criticise my policies. I challenge Modi on these .

[@dew7731]

muzammil well said, but this country is of us all indiansss,yes vioence of any sort should be on good strict checks and criminals should be spared at all with it knowing the reason of their behaviours, as this gov is not being more strict to those perpetrators who creates disharmony specially.

[@mariyashafu1259]

I will make any derogatory remarks on any religion, a heinous crime and those who call each other anti nationalist...gives freedom of speech to journalist and emphasis on brotherhood in the country. I want my people yo be happy always so that we can topped the world happiness index and the best democracy in the world.. No politicization, no hindu mislim, Just sustainable development.

[@milaanvigraham8664]

You contradicted yourself by saying making derogatory remarks about religion should be a heinous crime, but we should have freedom of speech. Ab ye mat bolna ki "freedom of speech doesn't mean you can insult someone's religion". Aise logon ko basic Angrezi bhi nahi aati. Freedom of speech literally means that. This is where the problem starts, when people like you don't understand the meaning of freedom of speech. Then you cry about Hindu extremism. As long as you do such things, Hindus and Muslims will always fight with each other. Both sides should first fix the anger problems within themselves and learn to take criticism of their religion and not think they are some Gods to control other people's mouths.

[@babascamdev8020]

@@milaanvigraham8664 freedom of speech doesnt include hate speech , derogatory comments incite hate and violence not freedom of speech 🤦‍♂️

[@milaanvigraham8664]

@@babascamdev8020 "Derogatory remarks incite hate and violence". Under no circumstances should you justify violence for someone's words. People can say whatever they want, it is their right to open their mouth and make sounds. If those words pain your brain and make you commit violence, that is YOUR FAULT. If someone else's sounds from their mouth hit your ear, the translation of that to meaning and consequent violence, is your fault. Words do not harm anyone. If you get insulted, you have to have the maturity to take that emotion. You can't justify hurting something for that. Freedom of speech should be absolute. Only a society with scared, feared people, are so afraid of words that they can't allow freedom of SPEECH to be absolute. It's just words

[@eruroraito5567]

@@babascamdev8020 if a religion has something bad written in it the people have full power to make derogatory remarks on it if u can advertise any religion with their good teaching u can also defame it by their shitty laws .

[@rishabhraja]

I feel that the root cause of a major portion of our country's problems is the lack of modern, good quality education across the country. I would Drastically reform the education system taking constructive inputs from experts and the common people who have suffered through this system. Make this available to all the children above 5 years of age. By doing so, this would inculcate actual knowledge and give our youth skills to perform in the modern 21st century world. Compulsorily include proper Ethics and manners classes in the elementary level so that people act responsibly, respectfully, ethically and considerate in public. This is inspired by the Japanese education system 🇯🇵 If we can successfully change our education system and if this change is systematically and properly implemented then the next generation of students who have graduated through this reformed system can truly bring about a change in our country. Major issues that our country faces can be tackled easily and efficiently with these proper people in power.

[@tiwari_9010]

1:47 One thing which went ignored but should be seriously done by the PM. "Barish honi chahiye" Nature par dhyan de. Ab nuclear power se jyada important Trees and plants hai.

[@Dr.Appystrady]

*8:27** mera to aa gya 15 lakh hahahaha 😜😜😜😜 reporter keh ke le rha hai*

[@conceptclasses6065]

Someone show this to Modi ji & ask him, itna hi kar lo. 😅

[@jyotikamboj9314]

Savage AF😂😂😂😂😂

[@k99evil70]

If i be a p.m for one day I will make the quint a national level news station.

[@MoodToCode]

I think these 2 bills will make this country better 1. Minimum education criteria for politicians. 2. Only those politicians will be allowed who doesn't have any criminal background.

[@deadpoolisdead2055]

If I become for 1 day i will make my self pm from next 10 yrs 😜

[@mohammadifthkar658]

If I become PM I would love to give more liberty to the journalism

[@meharthakur745]

4:09 Wala ladka is my soul animal

[@dikshabisht2004]

If I will be the P.M I will 1) ban on the use of abusive language 2)Talent base selection in reality shows not on the basis how poor they are, how bad are their situations and all that dramatic things ... 3) A special animal-centre for street animals 4) Ban on Selling of Acid without ID card no one can buy it without a proper reason. 5) In every week 1 day will off for the use of vehicles. 6) To control the population two child policy or maximum three 7 ) And at last proper food facilities in rural as well as urban areas ...

[@saniakhan8060]

2:47 🙌🏻 much needed change !

[@nayanarachelsimon1243]

If I become the PM, I will call all the people who have been accused of rape and corruption, and I'll conduct a lie detection test in my presence to find out if they are really guilty and then put them up for the Supreme court judge to give a hang till death verdict to all those guilty. And that will be an 90% swach Bharath.

[@prtishthasaxena7265]

It's so weird looking at people going around without a mask🥺 and moving in huge crowds😢

[@govindajangam85]

7:20 is lit 😄😄

[@abhisheksharma-sb3er]

@6:25 who would have thought modi listened to that guy and invent pm funds 😂🤣

[@abdulmubin3339]

If I got this opportunity on last working day last one hour of the govt then, I will address to the nation that......Every politician who wants to be next Pm,cm,mp,mla or cabinet ministers must and should clear civil Services exam from now onwards....😅

[@emotionwala779]

1:36....That boy's tshirt in back😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sameer-111]

😂😂😂

[@NKevin44]

wah bhai wah

[@sj9955]

One thing is there that people of Mumbai are very simple and cute 🥰

[@samstark13]

Main to bus ek hi kaam karunga ki agar kishi ko bhi vidhatak banna ho to use upsc jaisi ek exam ka nirman karunga jis ko pass karne ke baad hi koi bhi mp ya mla ban sake. Agar kisiko prime minister banna ho to vo padha likha ya ias officer hona mangta hai. Aur agar kisi ko vitt mantri banna mangta hai to vo Economist hona manga hai. Vaise hi jo bhi alag alag sector ho to uske ministors bhi us sector main maharathi hone chahiye. Dusri chizoki chinta karne ke jarurat hi nahi padegi.

[@bipashapalit159]

I would do only two work... any person with criminal record would be fired from my party, their bank account would be seized.. Punish all the rapists with hang till death. (Obviously those who are proved to be one not all the accused.)

[@hemanshubangera5121]

No offence but I love you, coz aise logical answers muje pasand hai, aur logic ki shortage hai society mein 😅

[@vaishalik850]

If you want to enter politics , he/she should be educated and there should be entrance exam for them🙂

[@mdosmanmalik7000]

Areee waah Bilal bhai Dil jeet leye aap ne kya reporting hai bhai aap ki mashallah 👌💪👅👅

[@sudhirchandra9790]

Indians really need to know difference between democracy and worshipocracy

[@Viiikkkrrram]

Ur sarcasm level. Maaan 😂😂

[@anubhavpandey2307]

7:20 El dum speed m kaam chalu h 😂😂🤣🤣

[@abhilashpv6022]

Free education, free medical care, rebuild the education system with more emphasis on vocational training, improve the quality of education, implement more infrastructure building projects, provide better roads, bridges, fill up the current vacancies in Central and State Government. Increase the non taxable slab to 50 lakhs per annum and all income above 50 lakhs to be taxed at 55% flat. Reduce the GST tax to 5% and 8%. No more tax cuts for corporates. Try to reduce the deficit and NPAs in Banking sector. Make new laws to prevent criminals from entering politics and participate in elections. Ensure freedom of speech and implement laws to prevent the propagation of fake news.

[@tarasmarndi6347]

If I become PM, I would be chill at Goa.😁😁

[@thenomantimestnt9628]

If i become firstly i will suspend the prime ministry for new election nd bring a rule of ballet paper for impartial poll Coz next day m gonna be disthroned.

[@amareeksingh2294]

Bhai local bodies (panchayt) k election already ballot paper se hote hai. Aur sabse jyada ghple-bazi bhi usme hi hoti hai. Mere grandpa contested panchaytk elections. During counting when he was going to win opposition party agents torn the rest of ballot paper hence election was declared invalid.

[@thenomantimestnt9628]

But as far as i know almost of the developed countries follow this procedure If m wrong, crct me

[@phoenix-yx7xd]

2:45 best solution to current and future problems in india

[@chiraagbanerjee2080]

will do something for education system.may be style of education from theory to practical,so that we can be employable all over the world....

[@tanyasrivastava8987]

If I'll be the prime minister for one day I would request the supreme Court to give an order to make a hospital in Ayodhya in place of a Mandir or Majid.

[@mountainmemories8425]

Saach may India kay citizens bohut sharif hai

[@sushmita4352]

Sharif nhi buddhu hain... politicians ullu bna k Nikal lete h 😂😂😂

[@uzmasiraj8525]

Indians mehanti huta h ju log free hute h wahi zyada khurafati hute h.

[@TheBoogeyMan747]

Lauda Sharif 🤣

[@wajeehadams]

Stop trafficking of humans, drugs, pass bill for enormous no of govt hospitals, free and best treatment for the citizens, Doctors on call, Everything for the job aspirants, I want the people of India to have the best happiness ratio in the world. Ek hi toh zindagi hai, dusra ka Bhala karo, khud ka upar wala dekh lega.

[@afzabaig9313]

Support and empower independent journalism like quint

[@thenomantimestnt9628]

If i got to be p. m. I will empower the education system first

[@BharatEkNaiSoch]

अच्छा तरीका है मस्त वीडियो है

[@richie2791]

*sabse achha jawab tha* Sare anpadh ko nikal denge 😂 Actually... Sare gudne mawali ko nikal dete Ek v agr case ya allegations h usse v ticket nahi dia jayega Jaise GOVt jOb candidate wahi banskta h jiska koi criminal records na ho... Aur yeh toh desh chalate h gudne mawali log wah

[@ImranKhan-pm6gd]

Mai aisa rule pass kar dunga ke Mai hi hamesha pm bana Rahu... Fir mere pass full to time rahega desh Ko aage lekar chalne ke liye ...

[@ZakLiTLearnfortheEnvironment]

Bhai...zabardast hai tu...mai ekdin k liye bana pm to Aapko mera amit shah banaunga😂😂

[@_786RP]

I wish I had met Bilal and the question was asked to me

[@admirelife21]

Bhai u r awesome

[@ismail_khan_1415]

Sabse pehle jitne uneducated neta hai unka patta saaf karunga, Reservation khatam karke jo mehnat karega use uska haq dilaunga... Kyuki padhega Bharat to badhega Bharat...

[@goutambasu766]

Bhai dil ke baat bol di

[@snigdhasingha104]

3:23 did he reminded anyone else of the Zomato guy?

[@VIKRAMKUMAR-lc1db]

every one is saying i will change this i will change this.....change your self....now every thing is changed....where is problem...inside us.....jai bharat maa👍

[@shatakshimishra1811]

If I became the prime minister of the country for one day I would make sanitary pads free of cost

[@deepakshenoyk6539]

@1:37 Please see what is written on the t-shirt of the kid.

[@SuperSakeeb]

That's my boi 4:01

[@neeluswar]

They are all so good looking

[@bamuelsaxter4292]

Who else looked up where is bakbak from

[@adityasingh2537]

7:37 basically he was saying Atmanirbhar bano

[@Mehak__257]

1:33 Boy at background- Jisko jo bolna hai boldo aaj... matches with what they are talking 'boht bolta hai' 'bolta hi nahi' 😂

[@swmiyan7574]

7:23 cameramen v apna hasi control nahi kar paya 😂

[@iamlegion5592]

I have 1000 ideas in mind but do they matter. At least I will hear Other people ideas instead of drilling my ideas into their heads.

[@pankajrai2962]

1:38 Op

[@kashmiriladka7453]

Big fan of u man From Kashmir

[@sameer-111]

Which side of kashmir bro ? Indian or Pak ?

[@kashmiriladka7453]

@@sameer-111 India occupied Kashmir

[@sameer-111]

@@kashmiriladka7453 ab kaisa haal hai waha pe.. Sab kheriyat hai ?

[@kashmiriladka7453]

@@sameer-111 bhai ma Kashmir ma nahi ho waha internet nahi chal Raha hai

[@randomg5017]

07:15 😂😂😂😂

[@firdousriaz5699]

Remove caste system and corruption , promote equality and justice .

[@ashutoshbharti1737]

Bilal in black shirt, feeling hot..😂😂😂😂😂

[@abj_mukherjee]

Phir log bolenge divorce kyu hoten hai 😂😂😂 Uncle Aunty saath... Soch ek ki kanyakumari, dusre ki Kashmir 😂😂😂

[@jagatdeuri3261]

The one who said, uneducated people who got elected is the main point here. Even mondi doesn'tt known how to speak enlgsh and he became the pm

[@sohamdas8014]

First you make me , The PM for one day, then I'll fix my position for next 5 year + apko next Arnab Goswami bana dunga... 😆

[@mollysam5783]

Modiji bht Bolte Hain,,bht Bolte Hain but karte kuch nhi Hain Epic😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@risingstar8753]

Yogi part 😂😂😂 One day as pm Collect cash and run away 😂😂😂

[@vishalchidricomplexbemalkh7223]

Good job..

[@id2028]

If i become pm i will apply 3 rules to stand for election 1.they should have minimum qualifications till graduate no illiterate should apply for election 2. If they really want to serve country and wants to help public they should never drag any religion in their speeches or on screen or any interview. Their only motive should serve the country. 3. If they are making promises to gain votes they should sign an agreement that they will fulfill their promise if they fail to do so they will be removed from party or public will choose someone Worthy for the seat By this 3 rules everything will be changed in India . Their will be unity and we will have educated people. And they will complete their promises.

[@safdarshaikh5826]

Bhai ye Seafarers wala mey hi hu. Seafarers are those who work as crew in Merchant navy

[@prabhleensinghgrewal6697]

Evry sailor is a seafarer⚓🚢🚢

[@hippattack48]

"Mere 15 lakh to aagaye" 😂😂😂

[@mohmmadrafiq9872]

You're best bhai

[@muhammedshaheen2744]

2:41 make him the pm

[@memami]

Some of the major countries invest alot in countries defence sector.but, when issues arises we are not going to solve the issues with war or defence.(ultimate with bilateral talks we solve our issues). countries should allocate more budget in basic things like ,health, education,housing etc..Then only our country will healthy

[@VirajVaity4]

0:20 fuck it me khujaunga

[@striker1258]

2:46 make him the PM please

[@shreyashgames1958]

If I will became pm I will make everyone educated. Strict laws regarding cleanliness. I will make 2 child policy to balance the population. Strict laws for woman safety.

[@richmoney941]

Reform India's education system, remove reservation Create more industries.....set accountability

[@milaanvigraham8664]

Build underground AC local trains, cancel the coastal road, make a rule where after 5 years from today, you need to own a parking space to own a car (to give people some time to adjust to the new rule). This will solve Mumbai's problems at least. Then redevelop Dharavi seriously taking the cooperation and consent of people of this slum

[@chris_louis]

If I become PM for one day then "sabse pehle Quint bandh karwa dunga uske baad ghanta kuch nhi karunga 😅😂"

[@sadiaanwar1318]

If chai wala can,lychee wala can too..😁

[@tejaswiniuppala5576]

Quint pls come to south india.

[@pubgzombie5029]

10 min waste hogaye mere. Ek bhi PM banne ke layak nahi dikha .

[@gstarop3337]

4:44 RIP sir

[@mskhan-ip9bx]

Main hindu musalman ke bich ke riste Ko strong karunga . Desh main Aman aur Shanti launga. Kyun ki Insan garibi main to ji Sakta hai asanti aur hinsa wale mahol Mai nahin.