Marine Learns...Interesting New Things While Reviewing Hololive Member's Profile Cards【Eng Sub】

[@Rem-bu8gf]

Dude whoever wrote the Sakamoto Ryoma profile deserves an award.

[@simpchan4080]

Such a trollish profile, I feel this is done by Okayu.

[@wallysmart2432]

lol i was gonna ask who did it? guess no one knows who definitively made it.

[@CBRN-115]

I've heard that name from a history book. Though I don't know exactly who he is

[@darebrained]

@@simpchan4080 idk can she draw that well? Also they had Okayu as their favourite stream and for something on the bottom as well, so I doubt it was her.

[@kirigayakazuto843]

Probably one of the staff members.

[@tonygupta7454]

i love how korone’s card is instantly recognizable based on its sheer chaos alone

[@tsg_frank]

Korone is very much the definition of chaotic good

[@Vaylon.]

@@tsg_frank chaotic doog*

[@dominion7363]

“Favorite animal: dog” A little in the nose are we?

[@TOYO0915]

Marine: Favorite music? Korone: Yes

[@Quothmorgan]

Activity? Korone: I like activity!

[@DarkestVampire92]

"Music?" "Mmmmmm yes"

[@Good_Hot_Chocolate]

@@DarkestVampire92 😂 Korone is a gem

[@Akahito_San]

such precious dog

[@codshotgunner]

I can't unsee korone's pic on the profile card as the eekum bokum korone

[@dozynotasimp]

1:52 That illustration of Calliope, Watame, Subaru, Okayu, Coco and Noel had me dying

[@CBRN-115]

There's a literal duck 😆😆

[@NguyenHuy-fl6mm]

He is real person

[@mindaugasstankus5943]

Same face different hair/ears/horns, even duck at same pose. They all posed to sketch for same person?

[@jasiabu]

Muscle

[@dejesusramirezgeovanni3538]

@@CBRN-115 XD

[@electricbayonet2]

9:15 Naturally, when prompted to create a 'family,' Marine writes the plot of an NTR hentai starring herself and her friends.

[@sammarino7357]

Ah yes

[@zazaamiya]

naturally

[@joshuagabrielcatindig7607]

How quaint. Author and model in the same book.

[@eightthgie4579]

Polka's paper is filled with "Read Chainsawman" Ah, a woman of culture

[@duyvinh102]

Haha yes

[@Lunaula]

Sasuga based clown girl.

[@anibalgimenez7433]

After seeing Polka's paper I wanted to read chainsaw man, I do not know why tho

[@KOWAL19898]

well, she does live in a society

[@KONKONKOKO98694]

a very cultured woman indeed

[@Max465]

Marine: "Age: 17" How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old woman?

[@PsyDSha]

17 Season 2

[@ootoriazumi1349]

17 season 3 later this year!

[@CBRN-115]

@@ootoriazumi1349 stop stop she's already dead ;(

[@ProjektSymphony]

17 2: Electric Boogaloo

[@aoao3340]

17: OVA 1 .... 17: OVA ∞

[@ichirou2149]

she's just talking casually about her cheating partners lmao. As natural as she breathes.

[@yoursonisold8743]

Rushia knows who she married. No use crying over spilt milk. Although Flare would just call her delusional (because she has 0 attraction to Marine). Shion would deny everything. And Kantan touches Senchou out of pity lol

[@einwolt]

"0 attraction to marine" you aren't aware then

[@yoursonisold8743]

@@einwolt Aware of what? Do you think I'm not watching MariFlare streams and their twitter shenanigans? Flare has already said she is not attracted to Marine and Marine said she doesnt see Flare sexually at all. You gotta be able to see beyond their banter and jokes.

[@einwolt]

@@yoursonisold8743 and here you are taking this seriously when all of these are just yuribaits

[@GorudenMidas]

@@einwolt lol you initiated the discussion, and then they respond to you, you say they take it too seriously? You are the baiter here, don't start a conversation if you're not here to talk.

[@Norrikan]

_Calliope in the mind of other Holomem:_ personified coolness _actual Calliope:_ kind and innocent dork

[@BioDeus]

I think rapping skills gives large cool points too.

[@Lucaz99]

@@BioDeus her design and voice also are extra cool points, specially when you can’t understand what she says xD

[@BioDeus]

@@Lucaz99 Or maybe them not understanding her makes her mysterious and cooler, cuz like norrikan said.. she is a bit of a dork.

[@Lucaz99]

@@BioDeus that’s what I meant, typo.

[@Liam-pm5hp]

She's like a businesswoman a dependable and always busy lady who they think she can do anything

[@norucelezia1915]

Risu: I’m Korone’s daughter! Korone: Mmmmm... Pet. Risu: *surprised pikachu face*

[@MutsaraCh]

In the future , that Member's Profile Cards will be in Game.

[@Breadd6607]

I will actually wait for that

[@debaser1042]

Aldred Christian Burgos No rubber hose today!

[@toshi2114]

Korone: Boxing Mike Tyson: .............(°▪︎°)

[@pfune3811]

I think that most holomembers underestimate Korone's strength and overall fighting ability, if it is a 1v1 my money is on the dog.

[@vkarvanzer4243]

Against Kanata?

[@yoursonisold8743]

@@vkarvanzer4243 Kanatan needs to grab you for massive damage. Doggo does boxing as a hobby. She just weaves through the grabs and knocks the gorilla's lights out with her fast right hook.

[@pfune3811]

@@vkarvanzer4243 Technique

[@shotime1651]

Yup! A dog that can box is a dangerous one

[@dacar316]

@@vkarvanzer4243 It's gonna be Baki vs Oliva all over again. And that's awesome.

[@Amonimus]

Korone's had... a lot to unpack.

[@vyor8837]

Their family is korone, okayu, and mayyyybe risu?

[@ankylosaurus1654]

Looks like hosoinu.

[@timepatroltrunks8276]

favourite games are Dragon Quest and Mother 2

[@dacar316]

Favorite book: IT.

[@BobTheArchmage]

I'm a bit sad Marine couldn't decipher Korone's family picture as herself serving food to her wife (Okayu) and their daughter (Risu).

[@sadcatisnotexcitedforawhil3250]

I love how most of their cool members is Calli herself But ngl tho, Dad really is cool

[@burneraccount900]

It's really funny since while Calliope is really cool she's also such a huge dork and I don't assume most of the jp girls don't know that.

[@thaileinh9877]

Not most, actually. She only appeared a few times in all of >30 profiles Marine reviewed. But yeah, when she does appear, she is in the "Cool" part.

[@venkaramon]

@@thaileinh9877 This. Okayu actually got the most in the cool category. My guess is Calli would be higher but shes so busy she hasnt really collab'd with the other girls

[@Ravenholm337]

@@venkaramon Okayu and Calli collab would be the coolest stream of all time.

[@plushpath9733]

@@Ravenholm337 Our frail bodies will not be able to process or handle that much coolness.

[@foursoup7922]

Korone doing boxing,..finally that video about korone punching us made sense lol Also just realized that's why the mike tyson guy appear first on her strram..

[@echolaveau2761]

@@srkares her Twitter also has posts about the protein stuff she was using with boxing

[@nicguti]

*FALCON PUNCH* then proceeds to extract your yubi by force

[@floo0o0]

*P U I*

[@idiedlongago2336]

Fate brought EMTA and Korone 😭 red string moment baby~

[@mustard4762]

I wonder she'll face off against Mike Tyson

[@IAmEnormous]

Korone's handwriting is really stylish! And Senchou's answers scream "nerdy homebody", as expected.

[@ankylosaurus1654]

Ayame's answers were unusually tidy and serious.

[@timepatroltrunks8276]

Ayame's was very neat but Choco sensei had the best handwriting

[@combastion5227]

@@timepatroltrunks8276 Choco-sensei's wasn't handwritten, it was typed out using a font that looks like handwriting.

[@mr.danish4576]

"I'm going to give birth to Yagoo? That's bad.." _I thought that will be a good things.._

[@burnoutcat2387]

She once said YAGOO "gave birth to the sad monster that is houshou marine"

[@koboldparty4708]

Wait, Aqua and Yagoo are *siblings*? Is she the heir apparent to Hololive?

[@愛莉郭]

@@burnoutcat2387 wait but since everyone is yagoo, does that mean yagoo gives birth to himself?

[@burnoutcat2387]

@@愛莉郭 there's weirder stuff in mythological really. YAGOO is probably just an ancient deity.

[@13ghettoDolphins101]

It seems like Dad is the universally coolest seiso Idol at Hololive

[@YuSooKey]

They don't know. They only know her from her debut stream and general appearance but the JP girls have no clue how much of a goofy, shy introvert Calli really is.

[@Yasha_U]

@@YuSooKey kinda funny since all EN and ID members know how much of a dork and introverted Calli actually is, only the JP members seem to not know how adorkable calli actually is

[@Lucaz99]

@@Yasha_U I saw Suisei ranking Hololive members into cool, cute and passion. Many of the cool girls were freaking dorks (Calli, Moona, Reine, Kanata). Also many of the girls consistently say Risu is cute (Even Korone wanted to have her as pet here) but she actually is more like Okayu than Korone. Straight savage.

[@venkaramon]

If you watch the entire stream its actually Okayu who wins in the cool category. Thats a given while Calli appears cool she hasnt hung out with the jp girls as much

[@123457474869]

And Coco smartest

[@cursedex80]

So it was a staff the one who made Sakamoto Ryoma? I'd say that person is not being paid enough.

[@equilintogo5378]

It's a listener. Impressive is an understatement still.

[@Linkcat42]

Here's the translation for the rest of Ayame's card: Favorite: Noel, Rushia, Korone, Marine Voice: Noel, Rushia Content: Korone, Marine, Okayu, Pekora Get Along With: Mio, Subaru, Fubuki, Korone, Okayu, Noel, Roboco Pet: Rushia, Aqua Family Tree: Mom = Mio, Dad = Fubuki, Older Sibling = Okayu, Middle Sibling = Rushia, Youngest Sibling = Korone, Aunt = Noel Cool: Okayu, Botan Cute: Noel, Rushia Funny: Marine, Korone, Pekora, Rushia Kind: Mio, Noel Smart: ... Strong: Botan, Subaru, Towa Personally I think it's adorable that she wants Aqua as a pet.

[@dantemzsz]

So she wants an onion pet?

[@edwardhaybell1938]

an oni with a pet necromancer...? What is she planning, storm Former Hell?

[@animefanrk2k]

I like Ayame cannot see anyone including herself as smart, since all of Hololive are just dorks making content together. XD

[@slixxer2798]

At least a onion pet doesnt scream. Polkas pet choice was Ollie

[@Good_Hot_Chocolate]

A pet onion sounds awesome. Especially since I'm reminded of the stream intro Aqua has rn.

[@Steel_Prophet]

I'm pretty sure everyone saw it coming that marine doesn't like any sport, but I do find her family tree... interesting

[@yoursonisold8743]

Botan and Lamy as the grandparents certainly is interesting, considering they are the newest gen.

[@Lucaz99]

I hope Fubiki is Mio’s husband in future editions lol

[@nicodalusong149]

Hmm...Rushia's genes are also fla-

[@joe.5103]

@@yoursonisold8743 Botan gives off a big sister vibe imo but I haven’t watched her a lot. I could see her giving off Gma vibes if she makes millennial only references.

[@kiyoshi5430]

@@Lucaz99 No, I hope fubuki's husband is matsuri

[@timepatroltrunks8276]

Marine reading through Ayame's profile and getting surprised when she found out Ayame put her name down among her favourites and stream content she likes to watch was a highlight

[@Lucaz99]

Ayame said so herself she thinks Marine is amazing and makes great content....and then said “Ugh, she gonna be all smug about it and try to chat me up isn’t she? Annoying lol”

[@migara9133]

@@Lucaz99 is there a clip of this? i need to see that.

[@Lucaz99]

@@migara9133 here mate kzbin.info/www/bejne/rZDUmJ6Eg9-na8k

[@migara9133]

@@Lucaz99 many thanks

[@Donuthan]

@@Lucaz99 I wanna see that clip too gimme heh

[@JamesW6179]

All the jp think Calliope is so cool. Meanwhile, we know the awkward truth ....

[@HuffdrewPaint]

Really think about it though. That's the barrier the vast majority of non-JP Hololive fans sat outside for a year or more while these girls were blowing up. We didn't care, but there was a ton of nuance we just couldn't catch. We have what they had now, and that's neat to me.

[@zazaamiya]

I mean, dad is cool...and dorky

[@Actiondanny]

Survey: What's your favorite activity? Korone: Yes!

[@Markcrazeer]

That is a very dog answer.

[@dbskherodude]

Polka just keeps being the best at every chance she gets

[@Zeik56]

It's nice to see Marine recognized MukiRose's obvious power level. She knows the score.

[@Coramelimane]

"When I was in school I loved profile books." Her middle aged office worker is showing.

[@asterbel2895]

I like when Marine says her age is 17, the chat goes brrr

[@knicklichtjedi]

I love how different each Profile card looks and that they represent the personality so well! Also Gura being the child of Marine and Rushia - that is just perfect.

[@MagnificentCreature]

3:56 I’m quite sure thats a family drawing of okakoro with daughter risu

[@murasAme19]

I was thinking the figures in the drawing looked familiar

[@user-ararenja2536]

ayame favorite song: anisong, jpop yes yes not otaku, definitely not

[@flaria185]

I mean if I lived in japan, what else am I supposed to listen to?

[@RedLen16]

@@flaria185 j-rock, probably western, less likely but possibly traditional but yea, mostly jpop :v

[@axellyann5085]

@@flaria185 In my case i'll probably be listening the same as i listen everyday, just closer. Like the Gazette, Unluky Morpheus, Aimer, Lisa, Band Maid, Kanon Wakeshima, Daoko, Garnidelia, Reol, Nocturnal Bloodlust, Kizu, etc.

[@murasAme19]

@@flaria185 you could always be a freeaboo

[@casteanpreswyn7528]

@@flaria185 i mean, Japan has a huge rock scene, rap scene, metal scene, they even have musical genres that are a blend of traditional Japanese music with modern sensibilities(the closest most people in the US would equate it to is country). There is also a gigantic electronic scene, both underground and mainstream in Japan. And thats not even touching non-Japanese music. A lot of older US rock bands have huge followings in Japan(even among the younger generations), kpop and Korean rap have decent footholds, and then there is contemporary music from the US, which usually has a sizeable(if modest) following in Japan.

[@aerenntyne1099]

I love polka's gap. She's a depressed clown lmaoo, you can see one stream being literal hype, and the next dying inside.

[@hohohoupufuru]

3:00 So what is your favourite activity? Korone: yes

[@matheusfili]

A doog indeed

[@TheDojibiron]

"The smart ones : Subaru-senpai." meanwhile subaru : "Oh so 5 is 5 after all naruhodo!"

[@RG-uj2lc]

I like how Marine just casually wrote down her cheating partners then said it to everyone while marrying the most yandere member which is Rushia then even having children with her which is Aqua and Gura www (Ofcourse their child will be ocean/sea related)

[@JB2X-Z]

I love how Korone's response in Play (Asobi= to play) was "I LOVE!"

[@cyborgz843]

for “ayameru” being translated “aya-mel”, i think korone wrote “ayameru” because it’s ojou’s nickname as it is a wordplay of “ayame” and “yameru” which means, to stop..?

[@racingandy]

Ayameru is a nickname Korone calls Ayame

[@kurumi3997]

I was gonna introduce my mom to Marine when I heard she liked Hunter x Hunter because my mom LOVES! Hunter x Hunter. But then I realized "oh wait, it's marine we're talking about here.."

[@murasAme19]

preface it with 'she's kinda like hisoka'

[@metallicarabbit]

wish my mom liked anime

[@yoursonisold8743]

I dont even know what to comment on.... But Marine really thinks Subaru is one of the smart kids? lol That family picture Korone drew, I think that's her and Okayu getting served food by Marine? She is basically saying OkaKoro are married and Marine is their maid (maybe). Saying Noel is the kindest does showcase that Marine really does understand Noel, despite claiming she can't get close to her. Noel always forgives her and never gets angry, no matter what stunts Marine pulls. She's empathetic and listens to people. Spot on Senchou.

[@peaaanuuutz]

on Senchou's profile, I love that she just HAD to make the number 17 as BIG as possibly can lmfao

[@reviewspiteras]

Marine has very creative ideas for her streams, i like this idea a lot. Very entertaining

[@EclipsaMyrtenaster]

Ryoma's profile card is... amazing (that's an understatement). The precision and amount of detail that he did when he drawing himself, Calli, Watame, Okayu, Coco, and Noel, and especially Subaru's portrait is insane

[@lildyo]

Ryoma is a famous Japanese historical figure from the 19th century Meiji Restoration. It looks like someone copied the photo and his bio from his wikipedia page lol

[@purebaldness]

This BGM suites marine so much. Very mischievous sounding

[@gab_gabriel7091]

When she said that she wanted to keep Miko as a pet, I just imagine it being Miko tied to a leash in her backyard screaming at her because she tied her up

[@emperor5228]

This is quite enlightening seeing this book profiles or something. It just gives an overview of what type of person they're. Very amusing indeed. I'd love to see more of this translated, haha.

[@jkubed95]

Polka just shot up in my favorites when she was already high because of her good taste in manga. seriously, read Chainsaw Man.

[@thejamesonthestreet]

So much yes!! After what happened with Act-Age, honestly the only manga I read from Jump are Chainsaw man and One Piece.

[@chiyue5676]

chainsaw man is godlike. if you like that kind of stuff i recommend giving series like jujutsu kaisen and kaiju no 8 a try

[@thekidhamid9593]

Chainsawman is so good and when I saw polka recommend it my respect for her shot up

[@minos7ss572]

The burger King chapter and the Nobel Prize chapter are probably the greatest pieces of manga I have ever read.

[@thekidhamid9593]

@@minos7ss572 easily

[@ElfireII]

1:42 I dont get why she's laughing though, is there something funny about Subarus portrait? They basically just copy pasted her youtube channel picture. I must be missing something here...

[@equilintogo5378]

It's because it's different than the other Ryoma-faced pics, and thus way more realistic than the others.

[@equilintogo5378]

Correction: Polka's title is Zachou (ringmaster) not shachou (president/chairman)

[@Otaku4Sale]

I love how much of an impression Gura has made on Marine. Though everyone love Gura, it just feels more personal with Marine through all the indirect interactions they've had.

[@cloudtone-nyto3776]

Thanks Bakaga, seriously thank you for the clips!!

[@mtn66amassuonoobpawa35]

This stream was so good, she was speaking in a simple Japanese and pretty slowly, wich made it really understandable. Favorite stream by far.

[@Whicker493]

Anyone know if there's a collection of all the profile cards translated so I can read them all leisurely?

[@ignis488]

well there's a guy translating it separately

[@joshuaanrico9834]

Search on youtube "virtualyzm"

[@maldorov6297]

She spent so much more time on hers than anyone else's. Good to know Senchou hasn't changed much

[@Freakybugeyedweirdo]

"Read Chainsawman!" Polka is a woman of culture.

[@Yamoyashi]

I'm getting a strong vibe that polka probably wants us to read chainsaw man

[@starjadiancloneinvestigato1772]

very glad you included the first one. There were some pretty good ones like the saku39 profile

[@tavius0498]

Marine: Korone likes boxing and baseball, that's impressive Me: No wonder her straight right punch gave us all those injuries

[@ankylosaurus1654]

Marine got really excited abut Korone liking The Green Mile.

[@lolwut2434]

“Noel: Milk cow.” Sasuga, Marine.

[@chucheeness7817]

I remember handing out a compilation of this for my classmates and friends to fill out back when I was in elementary school and it was called a "slum book" back in the 90's

[@sh4k410]

【 even Ojou's handwriting still very neat, tidy and cute, why did she hurt my kokoro this way ? 】

[@blazingkite8983]

Korone: favorite sports: baseball and boxing well then *so that's how it goes if I talk with Okayu*

[@theultimatep1e40]

At this point i could kinda watch a 1 hour loop of your intro

[@lemao2222]

Ojou watches Horror on TV? The same one that freaked out over a broken Jibanyan alarm clock and starts to speak in Flute whenever she plays a horror game? *That* Ojou?

[@pekoRys_AhoyMio]

Just wanna point out here that marine's the only one with list of cheating partners.

[@TallonDesu]

Really hope someone clips the profiles of every member and Marine does more of this kind of stream It was pretty cool to learn about a different side of holo members

[@karuskaltugov1992]

0:53 I , too, have fighting what is practically a civil war to restore the emperor to power as a hobby

[@KeenxLimit]

1:47 Is no one going to talk about there being a literal duck and how well the mood fits with the other images

[@VerbalCoffee]

Man, those profiles were very fun. Also sharing my birthday with Marine is feelsgood.

[@Shiki0414]

Ojou's is so clean. Very much fits. I like xD

[@user-uk4gf4ys8c]

These clips are so helpful for me to learn English. Thank you！

[@pixelpastiche]

3:09 I want to see an MMD with Korone boxing SO badly!!! Legit she has to be mad fit with all her endurance streams and boldfaced energy.

[@yukishiro245]

I love how her chibi in the first clip was so adorable

[@seriesredundancy]

I love Marine’s motherly “iiyone~” in response to Korone

[@kantrust219]

Korone’s profile is a work of art, it deserves to be forever preserved in some top notch art gallery.

[@shabath]

"As expected of Korone-senpai, not trapped by conventions."

[@Nyuu3]

READ CHAINSAW MAN READ CHAINSAW MAN READ CHAINSAW MAN

[@electro_fisher]

Korone's music answer with senchou's response gets me every time

[@Xzhh_]

3:27 "Ayameru" is just Korone's nickname for Ayame, Mel has nothing to do with it.

[@imbi9580]

Man the ending music slaps

[@jonp1952]

Sister's Act is the movie that came to mind for Marine's favorite? She knows what's up.

[@adamm1117]

Just found your channel! Tyvm for your uploads :) subbed!

[@cryv_]

2:22 Yoooo Korone and i share the same birthday

[@aoneko6813]

Bakatarega! I really love that clip.

[@tmoe9380]

I loved the first one out of all tbh

[@DarkestVampire92]

"And Mio marries someone, which gives birth to me..." *"I DONT REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO YOU"* Its a shame that we didnt see the rest of POLs profile though

[@coorokun555]

I actually have an idea of what kind of person Ayame is from this. It's actually quite wholesome to see. haha

[@JJ-qz1dg]

4:02 I first read that as "not trapped by conversations"

[@bankkunarak]

Calli can make her own harem and everyone would fall for it. Ps. Calli Ikemen ASMR when?

[@Arkamui]

I don't know if Kiara likes this idea very much, until now the only one who has managed to get through her reinforced security is Miko who, as an Elite, has her eye on a bigger prize which is Takamori himself

[@Liam-pm5hp]

She's too shy to even talk to them hahaha which is cute

[@TheUncleRuckus]

I was like hold up Rushia?! Then I realized this clip is over 3 years old 😂

[@ironclaw3000user]

Leave it to a Youthful pirate to forget to read the flashcards

[@RobeezyLoudenProud]

These were so cool! I want to do one of these sometime!

[@ruthlesssage4810]

I love how the first one they drew Subaru as a duck lmao

[@HuffdrewPaint]

God, Korone's is utter on-brand brilliance.

[@Soriel24]

High quality indeed.

[@larana1192]

4:30 lmao polka's Profile Card is like 00s Fujoshi starterpack

[@Tsukinotaku]

Polka's edge literally cut my soul

[@toastedchoom4347]

Sakamoto Ryoma holostars debut when XD please, that profile was amazing omg XD

[@tedjomuljono3052]

Sonchou is what Miko originally titled herself, as she was Shike's head, but that was dropped quickly due to the Demon Lord arc