We have lost zach. so sad. Hes not dead, just trapped in the Balatro Dimension
@hawkevery3 сағат бұрын
At least until long dark 2 comes out which at the very least is 2026
@Don694203 сағат бұрын
@@hawkevery that game is cool, The devs are money hungry losers though
@Zach_Hazard2 сағат бұрын
Nah, I escaped the Balatro Dimension. My ADHD was too powerful and I got bored. Even the Vampire Survivor dimension could only contain me for a week.
@toasterdotpng2 сағат бұрын
@Zach_Hazard yaknow what. fair enough. just gotta wait for the ADHD backlash that'll get you anywhere from two weeks to 5 years from now
@SollowP4 сағат бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="600">10:00</a> Another thing about the genetically modified fruit we have today: modern fruit has so much sugar in them that zoo animals have gotten overweight because of that. Here's also another daily banana fact: that 'banana flavor' that banana candies are supposed to have that doesn't actually taste anything like a banana? It's based on the Gos Michel and not the Cavendish (which is the banana we all eat today) That's the reason banana candies never actually taste like bananas. The developer of the game have been approached with numerous poker/gambling companies about making a licensed Balatro poker game. But the dev have shot them all down, so much in fact that he PUT IT IN HIS WILL that Balatro will never be made into an actual gambling game.
@OrificeHorus3 сағат бұрын
Based dev
@faroffshores22163 сағат бұрын
What a guy. Balatro: get your gambling fix without actually losing any money.
@laurencefraser2 сағат бұрын
And Pegi rated it 18 for gambling anyway... while rating the barely disguised slotmachines that try to claim they're sports games as E for everyone (or whatever the equivalent ratings are). Because that's what happens when you give the biggest players in the industry control over the ratings boards.
@OrificeHorus5 сағат бұрын
Ah, my latest addiction Gambling without the gambling
@emiliomenendez14064 сағат бұрын
How fortuitous. I just started playing Balatro 2 days ago. In unrelated news. I have 17 hours in it.
@vruxdrossgaming5 сағат бұрын
I love Balatro. It's such a great game. I'm happy you two are playing it.
@changvasejarik624 сағат бұрын
You have enough companions, maybe you should make a Zach and mike themed deck. Be a fun add on to your caravan mod.
@Onio_Saiyan4 сағат бұрын
YuGiOh and MTG. Love them both. I play a Dark Magician deck and a Blue/Green Aesi Tyrant of Gyre Straits ramp commander deck. If you don’t end me early on, I’m flooding you and moving a continent over your side of the board.
@jaytrashwade1-12 сағат бұрын
Now I'm remembering there's a Warhammer 40k deck for Magic The Gathering. Which I don't know how that would play since I don't do Magic The Gathering. But I do play Warhammer 40k, very poorly though. I still need a Space Marines codex
@Onio_Saiyan2 сағат бұрын
@ I have Astra Militarum and Aeldar. I’ve also got some Stormcast Eternals. Buddy plays Slaanesh almost exclusively so it’s fun to play both rulesets.
@jaytrashwade1-12 сағат бұрын
@@Onio_Saiyan I chose Space Marines because I'm a beginner and Space Marines felt a lot more cost effective. I also had a Necrons army but lost it.... I might consider rebuilding my Necrons army or getting Tau.... But I don't even have enough of a Space Marines army for Combat Patrol atm
@Errickfoxy274 сағат бұрын
As for the card you rip up to win, Zach might be thinking of the un-card, "Chaos Confetti", which you can tear into little pieces, and it destroys anything it lands on, which was a reference to Chaos Orb, a card you had to flip in the air, and it would destroy what it lands on. That got banned not for being powerful, but for not being accessible to people with disabilities and stuff.
@ZacheryClouse4 сағат бұрын
Hey Zach as a fellow black deck user for MTG I highly recommend you look into making yourself a zombie deck if made right anything that can't clear or control your graveyard will loose to you in the long game
@saltire_28252 сағат бұрын
Rat decks are also incredibly fun, because certain cards make them buff each other to the moon.
@ketsuekikumori91453 сағат бұрын
The Gros Michel banana is not extinct. It nearly did so, due to a fungal plague (I believe it's fungal). It was replaced by the Cavendish banana since its resistant. However, because banana plantations tend to be monocultural (i.e. consisting of one variety of plant, usually one cultivar too), it increases the likelyhood of disease spreading. So the Cavendish isn't that much better off when, not if, another disease hits those plantations.
@tadferd43403 сағат бұрын
Panama disease is fungal. It has also jumped to Cavendish, so those are threatened now. Fortunately, the GMO banana that's immune to Panama disease has finally been approved in some places, despite being available for a decade.
@laurencefraser2 сағат бұрын
If I remember rightly the Gros Michel Almost went extinct, but a small number were growing in some part of the world the plague never actually got to. Did a real number on the banana industry for a while there.
@nicholash.76563 сағат бұрын
I love Balatro. I only have 2.5 decks to finish the highest stake: im still learning new things about the game and interactions between cards and jokers. Really neat.
@ДжексонДиринг5 сағат бұрын
Would you guys possibly be interested in playing barotrauma
@ricepresident29902 сағат бұрын
Hell yea
@The_OneTrueBob4 сағат бұрын
Zach, there already are cards that care about/pull from exile. And the super duper potty probably already exists.
@tytothetoetaker97882 сағат бұрын
DAMMIT I LOVE MTG now I got to find every piece of content you ramble on about it in. Can never have too many artifacts. if you need creatures they can be artifacts too.
@dude100673 сағат бұрын
Great to see the boys playing Divorced Lance Corporal Simulator
@_Salok4 сағат бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="558">9:18</a> I'm sure nobody asked, but "Gros Michel" (s is silent) just translates to "Fat Michael"
@Errickfoxy274 сағат бұрын
I just bought this myself, and I find it a very hard game to put down once I've got going. One more hand, one more blind, hit one more shop.. can't stop won't stop
@ketsuekikumori91453 сағат бұрын
I'm genuinely surprised Zach hasn't played this game til now. This seem like it would be right up his alley, and not just because of his adhd (though it helps? or maybe hinders depending on how bad it is)
@ketsuekikumori91452 сағат бұрын
I don't think they use the seeds in "seedless" watermelons, as they should be non-viable or otherwise trying to keep the same cultivar. Most "seedless" fruits have seeds, but are usually so small as to be non-viable. A good example of this is the little black specks you see in bananas. With watermelons, the white seeds aren't viable, while the black seeds might be. But the thing with plants is that they like to mix up their dna for the purposes of reproduction, so it might not even be a good tasting watermelon. For either case, we use a cloning technique called cuttings. We do this to propagate seedless plants or otherwise keep the same cultivar. We do this with apples, citrus, etc. too despite the viable seeds as the child plant can be wildly different from their parental plants. We cut off a young branch from the donor plant, while cutting open the bark of a recipient plant to reach the xylem/phloem. Then we graft it, i.e. attach and tape up the branch onto the recipient's opening til the recipient takes the new branch. The recipient only provides nutrients to the donor branch, so the branch never changes the dna it has. Hence why we can clone these plants. There is another benefit to cuttings and it's that we can produce fruits much quicker as you don't have to grow a whole tree. In fact, most orchard plants (apples, cherry, citrus, etc.) take years to grow from seed, while a cutting only has to develop itself, massively reducing the time span.
@laurencefraser2 сағат бұрын
To the best of my knowledge, there are no MTG cards that can just go pull whatever out of exile. There are quite a few that temporarily put things into exile and then bring them back, or put X cards into exile, you can play Those cards from exile this turn, any you don't play are just stuck in exile never to be seen again (that game), etc. Basically, each card that does something with cards in exile creates its own exile 'bubble' to operate in, unlike the graveyard where they're all sharing a common space.
@Colesonian4 сағат бұрын
Now I just wanna play Zach in MTGA
@Zach_Hazard2 сағат бұрын
I'd lose.
@friththecrow9752 сағат бұрын
Gros Michel is a type of banana that kills Graboids
@chrisyoung15764 сағат бұрын
yes, money spent on time crisis and pump it up is worth it
@chrisyoung15764 сағат бұрын
ah yes, solitaire the gathering
@Kuria_zhaints5 сағат бұрын
Let's go Gambling 🎉
@whatsupinthisau24304 сағат бұрын
💥 Aw Dangit! 💥 Aw Dangit! 💥 Aw Dangit!
@Palakarava3 сағат бұрын
NOPE!
@itsjustmeerkat14855 сағат бұрын
Hey been awhile since i been this early, ima take advantage of it, what do you guys think about doing some of the long dark again with its story being finished soon or maybe showing off your runs with all the cool new stuff from tales, any thoughts on the new long dark game coming out in 2026?
@chilidude55225 сағат бұрын
Another soul collected by jimbo :)
@wonderfulnightmares91435 сағат бұрын
NEW VID NEW GAME
@MatthewMchargue3 сағат бұрын
If Mike is going to pull a Christmas episode out of his ass, he should probably stand up! Jk love you guys, merry Christmas and a happy new year!
@Arccharger4485 күн бұрын
Oh god, say goodbye to your free time LOL, I've spent 240 hours in this game 😭
@dmdeign71164 сағат бұрын
Holy crap, i want to try it but I'm afraid that'll happen to me too lmao
@CaptDarkStar2152 сағат бұрын
Hanging Chad! oh that takes me back… only in Florida am I right!?
@cartho11032 сағат бұрын
Oh hey i got got Balatro yesterday just in time
@Petrico943 сағат бұрын
Don't play MtG online unless you're ready to WIN. Ya it costs money to get to what you want, at least that's how Arena was, but there aren't really open rooms to play casual games just Standard play to win, Pioneer with more stuff available, and Modern pistols at dawn
@Zach_Hazard2 сағат бұрын
That's disappointing.
@waywardwriterryu71853 сағат бұрын
was this video recorded before or after the 1.1 giant bug fix update for Stalker 2?
@Zach_Hazard2 сағат бұрын
It was recorded afterwords.
@freedawords38633 сағат бұрын
Zack has complicated feelings on Stalker 2
@KGKSkull3 сағат бұрын
Balatro, it’s better than wukong, because the community wasn’t toxic
@glory-78254 сағат бұрын
I love Balto! I mean Balatro!
@caelumcadere63563 сағат бұрын
As a yugioh player, your description was unfortunately accurate
@risinghonor73 сағат бұрын
Zach they do have cards that u play cards outta exile
@JollyBonesTheSkeleton2 сағат бұрын
Some countries (the UK apparently is one) changed the rating to 18+ because of the "gambling" in the game, meanwhile actual gambling games receive a lower rating... Make it make sense
@laurencefraser2 сағат бұрын
If I remember rightly, the Pegi rating system is industry controlled, same as the US rating system... that is to say, representatives of western AAA publishers dictate the ratings. That's absolutely the case in the USA at least, my understanding is that it's similar enough in Europe. The alternative is that most people involved in the decisionmaking are either very ignorant (and easy for the big industry players to influence by way of being the only ones who actually talk to them on the subject) or corrupt (which is entirely possible, but not as likely). Meanwhile, quite a number of countries whether there is a censorship department that's just part of the government, tend to be fairer when rating media. Usually. Mind you, the rules range from entirely reasonable to oppressive nonsense, depending on the country in question, but the rules are generally Applied far more fairly (generally either you can't really bribe the relevant officials or Everyone needs to bribe the relevant officials, depending on the place in question).
@undead_g0at3 сағат бұрын
I had a legitimately pretty good black green deck but someone stole it which pissed me off
@tannerholdge26464 сағат бұрын
Billions must mult
@ethancampbell55483 сағат бұрын
Zach uses Damnation and not Wrath of God. Good to know.
@Zach_Hazard2 сағат бұрын
Only because I like the art better lol
@madnessiscool4 сағат бұрын
0/10 I can't figure out how to summon Dark Magician.
@Petrico943 сағат бұрын
If we're throwing out tcg, I haven't played in a long time, Yugioh annoys me, Pokemon has major powercreep, MTG has powercreep and gave up on most recent games and Magic Arena. I do have physical copies of a Ravnica Aristocrats deck I loved using featuring Judith Scourge Diva. I love the idea of TCG games but whenever the meta is about breaking it or winning by turn 2 rather than continuous set up that really kicks off on turn 3, I feel like it's not fun anymore. Maybe I'm just more midrange minded.
@VooshSpokesman4 сағат бұрын
Love from a Bricky and Vaush fan!
@Petrico943 сағат бұрын
I'm not much for rogue-likes and random games that you just bash your head into. However the game does look rather low stakes compared to other gambling sims and lootboxes and the jokers make each run more exciting, it's a good game and I don't mind people loving how easy it is to start a new run or strategically rearrange the deck you draw from. Game of the Year? idk I liked Wukong, maybe people are just less interested in the affairs of AAA games and a pleasant indie takes the spotlight or Astroboy
@darthvaderbutwayshittier70543 сағат бұрын
You can tell how much Zach doesn't want to play this game.
@Zach_Hazard2 сағат бұрын
I did warm up to it eventually. I've even played it on my own.
@Stan_man4 сағат бұрын
I don't understand the hype of this game. Its just poker.
@drink__more__water10 күн бұрын
I haven't played stalker two, but I've heard the second 'act' is better. What does that mean? Hell if I know.
@silentassason5 сағат бұрын
I wish I could play it. They shattered my dreams by letting me play the old games on PS only for them to decide not to release 2 on PS 😢
@reeeeedmil3 сағат бұрын
the game is great, only the intro is kind of lackluster - however, i suggest waiting for a few more patches before giving it a try