Baldi's Basics In Warfare - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

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[@brandanwashington]

While Captain Sauce was commenting about Thor.The super peaseant was turning the entire enemy team into glue.

[@blakksheep736]

I love Cap's logic. He forces sentient food into captivity and cannibalism for personal profit, and when they give him bad puns in return _he_ feels wronged. Plus, there is something oddly poetic about the food from the ocean wrestling the cat into the sea.

[@DrivenZacy]

not to mention his logo and brand is a super"human" TOMATO

[@daniellegraham2871]

I think the bully from baldi's basics looks like a vanilla wafer

[@CJ_1406]

Cap: That cat can take a punch. Also Cap: *realizes*

[@kaylabrown6108]

i came to the comments just for this pun

[@Hunter_Red67]

"The puns hurt me the most"

[@calebstefek7124]

"A fruit punch"

[@xianjacobsolo8654]

@@calebstefek7124 a fruit pun ch

[@flakey_sno_1455]

And that's the moment he knew... he ducked up

[@cathygrandstaff1957]

“What’s burning it’s like a rock catching fire?” Actually bone has enough organic matter that it can burn. Bone is a protein lattice structure reinforced by calcium molecules. In this case the protein is burning.

[@carlabecker9845]

The science guy

[@faceless9345]

bil bil bil bil bil nye the science guy

[@DramaMorgan]

Enough math

[@irenaveksler1935]

@@faceless9345 Inertia is a property of matter

[@DrivenZacy]

thanks for the fact grandstaff.

[@-device--057-2]

Cursed camping with *"Baldi and friends,"* sounds like a pretty good show to me.

[@neel3287]

Yea

[@DrivenZacy]

Agreed

[@aditiyaramadanu5509]

Oh Hell no! Stop it get some help

[@totallynotbot8686]

@@aditiyaramadanu5509 That had better been a joke

[@aditiyaramadanu5509]

@@totallynotbot8686 yes it is a joke

[@gudjonmar664]

"yes it's a food pun and the food is pissed" is my favorite sentence ever uttered in the history of man

[@Fuwafuwa_neko675]

What the hell am I listening to 💀

[@blurrysuprisedcat8334]

Cap: mentions battle cats Everyone who wants the series back: *i feel a disturbance in the force*

[@astraljava8500]

we want a explanation on why cap left 99.9% of his fanbase doesnt know and 0.01% of the fanbase that knows is too vauge

[@tanner2105]

@@astraljava8500 This is what he said on twitter last year : ''Battle Cats: Repetitive and underperformed. I still play it every day but there isn't enough new stuff to show you every week'' He doesn't mention it anywhere after that.

[@Lou.10468]

I love battlecats

[@hairydoorscontent9266]

Well there's the whole Aku Invasion thing now

[@astraljava8500]

@@tanner2105 theres alot more stuff for cap to show off like new ubers, aku trait and if he makes another one it will surre reach 10m views

[@kosakukawajiri5007]

I'm in love with this game, and even more so with Sauce's humor its unbeatable

[@kosakukawajiri5007]

*gets ptsd*

[@sh4dow_was_taken961]

has anyone seen the stone ocean manga

[@Who1156]

​@@sh4dow_was_taken961ok

[@drcubeface]

"why is it burning its like a rock catching fire" coal: am i a joke to you? edit: to the people saying coal isn't a rock coal is classified as an organic sedimentary rock

[@josiahroderick5527]

Yeah well coal's a special boy

[@arsenelupin5424]

The exception defines the rule after all

[@bestnameever1589]

You missed a comma, I read this seven times until I got to the clip

[@polygonosc2]

Technically coal is decaying plant matter that’s been fossilized

[@dagreatleaf9003]

Coal… is not a rock

[@thegreenknight5283]

2:29 The wise words of captain sauce.❤

[@nathangarner3986]

❤

[@reddracen2193]

In the one battle where Cap used a ton of present elves, I love how he’s talking about how good the Chronomancer is while the super peasant is tossing Snuffy into space with the tap of their pinky toe.

[@lenovop5241]

I'm searching the comments that is related to that

[@shadowlotus6189]

I'm glad someone else noticed this

[@alexcat6]

its the.. super peasant

[@shadowlotus6189]

@@alexcat6 yes, it is

[@ACheesyguy]

You can really just barely see the super peasant just fly and clap snuffy into space but if you play it at 0.25 speed...

[@trianglburger19]

7:40 I like how he didn’t even notes snuffy flying in the distance

[@viethoangdoanle5666]

7:36 i love how sauce dont know that he got a super peasant and rekt the club and pitchfolk in the wheat

[@oi-cj1pz]

you know, there is this faction that seems really underrated. it has quite detailed characters and even a little bit of a story. the thing I like about it is that the guns and health are realistic. they die in 3-2 hits and the fire rate of their weapons is balanced so that they dont get blasted backwards. its cool. its called the Apocalypse Faction, and has bullets raining down as the cover.

[@anormalcorpus4804]

Can you tell me the tags, so it's easier to find

[@joshtheweirdguy5701]

CaptainSauce: Holy crap that cat can take a punch, a Fruit Punch Me: You became the very thing you swore to destroy.

[@randorookie8587]

You were supposed to destroy the pun making fruit not join them!!!!

[@totallynotbot8686]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo, thats such a good pun" - CaptainSauce October 2021

[@razorwolf2758]

you where the chosen one cap, you were meant to destroy the fruit, not join them!

[@Allen_924]

at least he didn't say it was a "strong name" for a band

[@randorookie8587]

@@Allen_924 I don’t get it apologizes but I’m afraid your humor is of to high a level for me to comprehend

[@WatchingVideos-w9v]

12:38 did he know?

[@liambenitez7559]

😂

[@LilAce14]

I literally accidentally clicked on this while listening to music and I have no regrets

[@6xlightss885]

I was looking for the video and I didn’t see it lol

[@ingoing123]

Me to

[@refve8105]

I was doing homework

[@darkheartindie]

thats what you call a happy accident

[@payakhani5671]

I just came across this and they will have no regrets because this is probably going to be the stupidest thing ever

[@ZombPlayyz]

"He got struck by a wayward banana and now he's crippled!" - Captainsauce 2021

[@serithmasith1723]

couldda been better. "He got struck by a wayward banana and now he's a vegetable"

[@Silvallion]

Oh great, Baldi. As if he wasn't already broken enough, they had to make him a Ragdoll derpy looking gumbie doll

[@Beehive255]

Damn calm down jamal dont pull out the 9

[@-snowiethebunny-]

*WHEEEZE*

[@irenaveksler1935]

@@Beehive255 bruh

[@fleetadmiralauto6506]

Food: *exists* Puns: Allow us to introduce ourselves

[@gianttacogod]

Not dying of unknown stomach pain finally. Great to have ya back

[@TheUnknown-kw3fl]

I seem to be in this comment.

[@cynthiaparel4324]

@@TheUnknown-kw3fl frozen song gone sexual:into the unknown!

[@somedude4523]

12:35 thick of it i knew sauce had a good taste of music

[@American-pigeon]

I was about to make the same comment

[@spacesharkwriter6554]

Same

[@gijskoster7602]

I KNEW SOME ONE NOTICED IT

[@randorookie8587]

“At the risk of pulling an Anakin” this is a surprise to be sure but a welcome one

[@polypotterplayz2015]

19:22 Cap: now, now, thats a samurai, you don't wanna fish for samurai, Cat: *pulls in orange* *trips samurai* Cap: *doesn't notice and tries to label the food* Me: what?! LMAO

[@crablord8499]

Cactus catching fire: I feel no pain! Ballista catching fire: Tis but a scratch! Giant Skeleton catching fire: I am dead

[@TheRagingRodentGaming]

To be fair cacti have moisture stored inside.

[@terrylap6132]

It’s a skeleton, of course it’s dead.

[@qwertyuioplkmjnhbgvfcdxsza]

@@TheRagingRodentGaming ahh yes like MOISTURE is gonna do anything against fire

[@TheRagingRodentGaming]

@@qwertyuioplkmjnhbgvfcdxsza ever seen wet wood burn? A lot slower than dryer wood when it does.

[@qwertyuioplkmjnhbgvfcdxsza]

@the raging rodent gaming it still burns. So technically what does that prove. If i stuck a flamethrower up someone ass wet wood isnt gonna save them.

[@Ryuu77777]

7:35 Fact: He got a Super peasant in one of the boxes, what luck

[@jimbothetimbo6790]

The amount of people who’ve created a pun related unit is *Totally Accurate*

[@shardamus_shay]

-_- why

[@nomoreplea]

No

[@nomoreplea]

Please no

[@Nivrek_14]

yeah.... *Totally Accurate*

[@Kookie4uu]

🍪 for the lun

[@AkiraElaAkimichi]

20:24 did that fruit just crippled a ninja he ain't getting up somebody get me life alert

[@maskcrap7236]

This looks like the nutshell of the whole veggie farm rising and beating up the pest eating them

[@stinkygravy06]

veggies

[@NotCOPPAFTCA]

veggies

[@Vengeful_Octopus]

veggies

[@akshajpriyadarshan9827]

VEGGIES

[@Allen_924]

H O B B I T S

[@ThamuzMainReal]

12:38 did captain sauce predict KSI's song? Thick Of It?

[@Thatonespacenerd-p3e]

Oh my gosh this was the first thing I thought of when I heard it

[@theorogers-sewell8812]

Praise the tomatoe man for predicting the worst song🤴🍅

[@thegoldenbucketstudios9896]

"snuffy, how do feel about stomping on a clown? Turn him into a funny puddle" captainsauce 2021

[@TheEnchatedIronaxienAxeth]

"snuffy, how do you feel about stommping on a clown? Turn him into a funny puddle" -Captainsacue 2021

[@plushy62]

14:14

[@conniestreeter81]

Just want to say hi

[@MR.duckface]

12:39 IM IN THE THICK OF IT EVERYBODY KNOWS

[@heroesinhoodies1210]

An image of Baldi as Gaz saying “knife the watermelon” is in my head now

[@TinyPortal]

Let me suggest something: gotta catch 'em all Five hay bales (wooloo) Two snuffys (snorlax) One king (the champion) One mad mechanic (the professor) One of each giant (the starters)

[@fury3604]

Yo, there's new secret units now. Look in the caves of the tribe, the temple of gods and the snows of the vikings.

[@FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy]

What are they?

[@AJOlaks]

@@FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy new secret units I don’t know what my computer broke so I gotta wait until I get a new one

[@hrn8935]

it think they are modded right

[@traffic248]

Its modded bro

[@WertredQ]

i thought it was a mod.

[@drrelentless2489]

20:43 bro got hit by a fruit then became a vegetable

[@myfishingadventures1509]

I-I I’m at a loss for words

[@jonolivier9126]

I am also at a loss for words.

[@webkarma9654]

Cap pulling out all the stops with the puns, dark humor, and boomer jokes today

[@CasualCat64]

Alex

[@godbloody5517]

Just imagine Yu-Gi-Oh cards being turned into tab characters

[@Blackdiamond-mw9zr]

Pot of greed

[@crabtank6941]

Game suggestion: maybe play "MADNESS: Project Nexus" it's a 3d run n' gun/beat em up type game and it's pretty fun (btw after the you finish the campaign the arena mode is also fun and is basically it's own game)

[@aizen38]

Madness combat lol

[@crabtank6941]

@@aizen38 yep

[@lightweightproductions8810]

I don’t know if it would be caps style, but maybe! It’s a great game!

[@RainStreet28]

That Cat got a "Fruit Punch" to him- That pun was pretty hilarious.

[@bobshikalob4990]

He's definitely making up for those absent days, even though he doesn't have to. This video made me laugh so much!

[@TheOneNOnly829]

Mission accomplished 69th like

[@True_Dark_Angel]

Captain. The Hidden Units mod is basically Stalingrad. Trojan Chicken. Pegasus. Saitama. Go get it.

[@xandraxie3183]

You know it’s a good video when the start of the video made me break my rib cage out. (And heart with it)

[@linthantheinzaw9975]

18:32 That pun also got me dying too sauce! 🤣🤣🤣

[@MrRice-mr8sr]

“Wemen are like bowling balls. There’s a time and place for your fingers to go in there holes” 😂😂😂

[@meanisme508]

Dam strat

[@wilsonlee9766]

There is no way he just said that XD

[@minininja775]

*their

[@Kawaii-hh9dw]

I'm sorry if I'm a dick but *Women*

[@VoidedWishes425]

All women in existence: *You Disgust Me..*

[@tyeklingenberger9273]

Captain sauce bones can burn but not for long. In the first stage, combustion is very active, producing flames of appreciable size, but this quickly ceases, also ceasing combustion. The bones will not remain on fire unless accompanied by wood fuel, for when the organic material of bone is consumed, the mineral part of the bones does not burn

[@brycynowens681]

I’ve watched captain sauce for so long and it’s great that he’ll find a way to make everyone laugh

[@B4SIC.]

Hey captain I just need to say thanks for raising me idc if you respond or not you raised me and I just want to talk ive been sad lately but you still cheer me up I never will Let you down when you die I'd probably kill myself but ik that's not what you want I will live on with your memory in my mind you cheer me and make my day several times better thanks for everything dearly - ashton the kid you raised

[@B4SIC.]

Long live the first vid of you nuking cheaters

[@huang111]

The intro is literally “you’ve became the very thing you swore to destroy”

[@Watermelon_cat12-y7j]

10:50 "i think he got shocked so hard he shit himself and had a stroke" baldi: *demonic "yeeup"*

[@Meme0Lord0Jeff]

10:46 (Captain Sauce) Baldy is incapacitated. I think they shocked him so hard he sh*t himself and had a stoke. (Baldy) yUp

[@razzlePlasm83]

Baldi*

[@Bigboi79836]

​@@razzlePlasm83Womp womp

[@razzlePlasm83]

@@Bigboi79836 you got anything original that will ACTUALLY affect my inside?

[@Bigboi79836]

@@razzlePlasm83 you seem to care about a small spelling mistake rather than your current relationship status Tldr:touch some grass loser

[@2idiotsonacouch]

7:36 did cap not notice that a super peasant spawned and killed everything in the back, snuffy was launched at the top of the screen too if you look for it

[@draezer]

Love the untentional puns. And I hate puns, great job Cap

[@thatonepirateman]

7:32 if you look closely at the present elves, you can see one of them getting a super peasant

[@letsplaybarrysmod5815]

Wow 10 seconds, man I'm happy to see him post today.

[@volaralex1235]

Me to!

[@sonjichittaphong7141]

Hey cap plz listen, remember “i expect you to die” that great spy game in vr, well part TWO was released a wile ago so hay go play that.

[@Braylon4321]

His joke was so funny I almost fell out of my chair

[@mu7t_f0rc3]

7:35 THAT FRIGGIN SNUFFY GOT LAUNCHED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ThatDevilBrony]

Damn not even 30 seconds in and we’re getting puns. Yay XD

[@LooneyBin83]

Cap: Figuring out what the mermaid is throwing at them Robot: *Attempting 360 noscope*

[@AcdiazMSP]

I love how he said the principal was the bully

[@lukeshort5173]

He is the bully

[@geraldballinger6428]

cat:*disappears* me:*waits* *cat doesn't show up out of nowhere* me:welp that failed

[@volaralex1235]

Thank you so much cap! I had a ruff day today!

[@NotYourMechanicc]

Same

[@bullseye-]

20:13 they really pulled a Raditz on him

[@Nivrek_14]

yes

[@selan3245]

Most likely

[@ingoing123]

U first

[@Hunter_Red67]

Hey sauce I have something to show you Try to use these units against the dark peasant since he's the strongest unit in the game: Catapult Present Elf Dynamite Maiden Da Vinci Tank Stoner (Also he can reflect bullets try to see) Also they can't kill him but you'll see something cool

[@Hunter_Red67]

Whoever replies this Hi!

[@webkarma9654]

"young girl with vision problems double teamed by teacher and principle"

[@Simply_Pip]

For a second when I heard "fruit punch" I thought you were playing fishing for food ^-^ really good pun by the way

[@luckyanubis_]

I never thought I’d see a literal food fight

[@William_Robson]

7:39 if you look at the top right, a little to the left of Sause. You can see a fat Snuffy, flying!

[@jacobspero]

20:34 5 more minutes mom

[@AkiraElaAkimichi]

20:05 Cap: is the cat dead *looks around* Cap: where did he go The cat: I'm a wizard harry Cap: *bamboozled*

[@ShellShocked78-g3x]

Me: why does my back hurt? Also me: 23:16

[@neptunemuffin927]

He's over here distracted about the chronomancer while the super peasant is flicking people everywhere with his nonexistent fingers

[@Engineerisengihere]

7:45 lol he did not notice the super peasant

[@nickkid9029]

At 14:49 the snuffy right is like "Joe how did he die? " and the one I the left is like "don't ask questions and we'll be fine"

[@Amateur.Nail.Art.1]

Looking forward to seeing more. Hope the creator can continue with other games featured on the channel.

[@Xaiquyn]

He was struck by a wayward banana and now he's crippled -CaptainSauce 2021

[@Moony_toons]

I highly suggest the game “Ratchelor” for this series

[@epicej5121]

Thank you cap I have had an awful day today with school and work and my pet turtle died so I’m glad you were able to make this great video to help cheer me up

[@mrpathfinder7274]

Cap just watching a teacher loving a student is just the tip of this channel.

[@manyharmons4308]

Anybody notice how chill that jump rope girl was on the ground.

[@destroyeverything5388]

"who woulda guessed that the devil was actually a huge bitch" best Captainsauce quote of the year

[@forest_fire959]

Time stamp and add “-captain sauce 2021”

[@UnDJrated]

It’s funny how he doesn’t remember arts and crafts since they were one of the most painful characters in Baldi

[@hitfran4644]

Day 13 of asking Cap to play Sally Face

[@Ifyourereadingthisieatass]

Day thirty five of SHUT UP.

[@minigunercoolguy2786]

"He got struck by a wayward banana and now he's crippled" -Captain Sauce

[@cwhite4321]

7:52 and did not see the super peasent

[@beckjones5729]

“The carpet bombing” 5 balloon archers vs 5 barrel rollers

[@dawnhohnstein7082]

16:21 King Chinese Takeout Like if it made ya laugh

[@angistephenson4047]

Finally! U always make my day when u upload. Much love.

[@thegoldenbucketstudios9896]

"so we should get 1 thor, 2 thors, 3 thors hahaha" Captainsauce 2021

[@mohammedabb985]

Congratulations Captain sauce, you are the 25th on trending for gaming. Keep the great work up!

[@thebaconguy1661]

Day 92 of asking CaptainSauce to change his name to Sauce Daddy.

[@mannyasg1990]

LAMO the poor Ninja 😂😂😂😂 Thanks Cap… I needed a good laugh today

[@infinte4eternity45]

"why is this thing sucker-punching my dead horse" -CaptainSauce 2021

[@sweatybeanz808]

"The Vsauce of video games"

[@sweatybeanz808]

Exactly, that's a good idea

[@dabobhimself2967]

Cewl

[@Nivrek_14]

we commented at the same second xd

[@Nivrek_14]

there's no first or second

[@christopherwasar1767]

Baldi after getting blasted by lightning after having a stroke Baldi: Its gonna take a lot more than that to kill m- Also baldi: Gets hit by .ight ing again*

[@neptunemuffin927]

He's talking about how op the chronomancer is when the super peasant is just zooming around and slapping snuffy with his nonexistent finger

[@sythbrodster8507]

Love your vids hope you upload I am fish soon keep it up 👍😁