Viewers Made Me Do The Unthinkable - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

[@hoddtoward2623]

I'm 4 minutes into the video and cap has already put on the best TABS cosplay I've ever seen, granted, it's the only TABS cosplay I've ever seen, but still

[@czarbuscus1475]

So technically its the best

[@-R4T-]

I agree 👍🏾

[@cooperdn24]

Here I'll mark it 4:00

[@gabrielbarron7667]

Its the legendary hodd toward

[@potatoeater9499]

Meme template material

[@inconspicuouspotatoes2588]

Then he turned himself into a TABS unit, funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[@TheUnknown-kw3fl]

I liked the comment, but I didn't enjoy liking it.

[@capybara6699]

lmao

[@GoldenNotFound]

If he isn't the best then I don't know who is😂👊

[@Megalon-qc8pf]

I don’t really use emojis but... 😂🤣😆😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😆😆😆🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

[@brumag672]

Same lol

[@justsomebodyontheinternet9089]

That jarl was clearly in a military position slowly inching forward he used his Superior expertise to win the battle

[@nunya_business1185]

It was pure skill, talent and strategic brilliance

[@UniTankk]

"that was not very UwU of you" is the greatest line I've ever heard.

[@grubly9372]

Yes, very much so

[@goatgang6461]

“I’ve got a feeling you guys have chewed off a little more than you can… bite….” -Captainsauce

[@sillicon8227]

I didn't realise what was wrong in this sentence until he said it LMAO

[@bobberman4641]

_hmm_ Seems alright to me

[@StarBlood27]

Nice taste in music

[@extremecube]

I thought he said fight

[@keruwa]

Where is battle cats

[@TheeSBGamer1]

Tweet: "Dress up as a TABS unit for the video" Captainsauce: "I'm not going to do that" Me: (sees Cap as TABS unit): Creepy!

[@Flamytygwa]

That was the highlight to my shitty day, thank you CaptianSauce!

[@jaidakhatun4568]

cap as a tabs unit : creepy tabs unit as cap : derpy pumpkin head

[@morganhero3961]

I saw it already but its not creepy. It cracked me up from hes wearing that made me laugh

[@martinegornail9726]

I wish he doesn't so that he look like he going to kill you

[@thesupergamergod1781]

Inr

[@gahhck_9170]

That soulless stare at 2:10 radiates an energy of, “You think this is funny? What am I? Some sort of clown for you to laugh at for your amusement?”

[@newbiebox3406]

Imagine if Tabs unit can emit emotions such as crying or childish Crying : only when lonely and at low health.

[@TotallyAir]

angry:when a big unit get hit by a small unit happy:when a unit kills and enemy scared:when they witness an ally die bored:when a unit get hit by an attack that deals little damage

[@newbiebox3406]

@@TotallyAir Why are you gonna be happy when killing somebody, only a psychopath will only be happy about killing somebody.

[@AliHassanaahhhh]

@@newbiebox3406 exactly

[@cuntpoopoo293]

@@newbiebox3406 more like happy when you win

[@komakosemenobitchi7874]

I wonder if they have any potions or food when they're low on health.

[@mrsentrybuster]

"I'm not gonna do that" I just lost my shit at that

[@jeremydale4548]

I never laughed so hand in my life.

[@neeluprabh22]

@@jeremydale4548so hand???

[@buffsongebob6022]

@@jeremydale4548 yeah I laughed so hand at that 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jeremydale4548]

@@buffsongebob6022 I meant hard. God I was laughing too much.

[@KlaidosHollande]

"It's like Mr. Steriods here would always say, Go big or Go home." Front row: 1 Samurai Giant 1 Tree Giant 1 Ice Giant 2nd Row: 5 divine arbiters 25 cheerleaders (on each arbiter)

[@MarchKeeping]

That’s not fair the giants are gonna die instantly

[@Top2BottomGaming]

That’ll lag. I’d say 5 cheerleaders per arbiter

[@martinegornail9726]

Hmm nice army

[@LegitimatelyJesusChrist]

skeleton giant

[@goatgang6461]

The jarl crying has got to be the funniest thing I’ve seen all day… Edit: 10:24 is now the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

[@XwezzyO]

And 19:05 🤣🤣 I love tabs

[@FanaticQuill250]

@Timothy Price ugh I know right?😫

[@TheOneWhoAsked123]

He wasn't crying he was having a seizure

[@WillStyles-jv5my]

I just noticed the jarl has armpit hair

[@peterfurenback1195]

I JUST HAVE TO AGREE!🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@majestic9434]

heres a tip: the divine arbiter is one of the most OVERPOWERED units in the game with single units they can decimate any unit with only a round or two of smiting

[@stupid_jokester2096]

My thoughts exactly. The divine arbiter is kind of underrated. He may not LOOK like a fighter, but when you realize that he can summon a fucking ion cannon via a book, THAT'S when you start thinking twice.

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

Full Auto Arbiter

[@klkman5258]

Captain sauce: I need you to get up out of the gutter Random projectile: it’s time for him to go 💥 10:55

[@imperviousnoobs2399]

Captainsauce wearing the tabs character costume is the most hilarious thing ever I love Captainsauce videos. Especially Tabs

[@axolotl5874]

Cap you are the best legend in existence

[@nonenonson5547]

Agreed

[@davydgamelin4175]

Not realy but Maybe for tabs

[@AfaqueAhmed_]

21:30 That farmer gave an impressive conan kick .

[@jimbothetimbo6790]

That’s what you get for thinking Twitter had even an ounce of good

[@davidparkes7741]

Gandalf 1v1'd a Balrog. "Him" being OP in this game isn't surprising, lol.

[@Necromorph790]

Yeah he ain’t an arch wizard for no reason. That title is special (correct if wrong it’s honestly something I can’t remember)

[@felloutboy7991]

Da Vinci or something I didn’t take history: Every single tabs unit that has a rider condition: you can only use the tribal faction

[@oldsport8838]

Bruh

[@emeraldmune2940]

HE DIDNT SAY KZbin COMMENTS HE SAID TWITTER COMMENTS

[@felloutboy7991]

I already sent mine on Twitter I just sent it here so people would know it’s me

[@MrTusk-ws6oi]

10:56 as soon as he got out of the gutter he immediately got shot, im cracking up

[@TAR-GET08]

@@MrTusk-ws6oi ok

[@hungrymonkeygames7429]

"Were gonna go with poop, that's pretty shitty!" Captain Sauce 2021

[@bimonsurcher6201]

The starting video scene always has the best jokes

[@nonenonson5547]

Yes

[@someguy8365]

That’s literally why he chooses that clip

[@danieltuusolo2021]

That's the point

[@JOYBOYTHESUNGODNIKA]

2:10 perfect 👍🏻

[@JonathanPayne-rf6vq]

Actually though.

[@tyreegreen9796]

"Well, If she's going to practice her right to bare arms, I'm going to practice my right to bare nips." -CaptainSauce 2021 Also just this: 2:09.

[@shadowbladeandlightin8889]

*bear nips

[@Kaysonsmom08]

The true Revolt. The least costing unit of every faction, including your currently lined up custom factions

[@notimportant4747]

I think a game that would be really entertaining for cap to play would be plants vs zombies

[@SirToaster9330]

Yes

[@getstickbuggedlolnotamaple7973]

Yes

[@raymondwiggins354]

I don't know if it is still in the game for computer, but on the version Xbox is using the cupid can make reapers kill their own team with the tentacles. Also I don't think anyone has tested it out on video, so recommend it to captainsauce in Twitter or wherever he is looking

[@braydencooper5445]

Plants vs zombies 2 eclipse mod to be exact

[@rbxq]

@@braydencooper5445 eclise*

[@R.B.H.]

Samurai giant: haha 2s later (wilhelm scream) 19:10

[@crablord8499]

“I don’t think it would be effective at blocking lightning, but what do I know, I’m not a shield biologist”

[@cheez-it808]

3:17 Honestly thought he made a RDR reference…but lumbago is just lower back pain

[@manwithaplan2001]

Sauce, nothing is unthinkable for your standards.

[@DontUseUrToilet]

You have a plan?!!

[@an-average-box]

​@@DontUseUrToiletOh hey a fellow average fellow

[@DontUseUrToilet]

@@an-average-box lol

[@doot4246]

4:04 "im not a shield biologist" this has henry stickmin "im not a rocket doctor" vibes

[@theboogboi1759]

Battle idea "Type disadvantage" Put fire inspired units on the opposite team and try to beat them with nature units Or use any other combination of type but make sure you're using the weaker type

[@MasonStevens9863]

He said Twitter comments not KZbin. Good idea though.

[@mikeoxlong8960]

0:45 "Were on easy street, and It feels so sweet right here on eaaasyyy street, yeah were breaking out the good champagne" If u get it, u get it

[@Popliiiiiiiiii]

Cap: *Puts farmers in the shittiest fight* Also Cap: *Deems farmers the best unit in the game* (If you know, you know)

[@deepakplays77]

Yea years ago . Now that I think about it I want to know who is the new strongest unit

[@lucafernandez2314]

@@deepakplays77 Fair point, he should do a new tournament

[@Popliiiiiiiiii]

@@deepakplays77 will it’d have to be the dark peasant, because it’s practically invisible. Unless he does some rule mix-ups were he doesn’t allow secret units

[@deepakplays77]

@@Popliiiiiiiiii true

[@assfuckerthejointpounder5834]

In the past the farmers were actually a very good unit and I am also going to sneak that one could get the peasant Rush this peasant Rush was significantly slower than usually go and captainsauce also didn't strategically place them you just place them haphazardly but if he were to plays them more deliberately then maybe the outcome would have changed and the flag bearers are pretty bad as an offensive unit on their own because they don't exactly do that much damage and they're not exactly as chunky as the long-lost chicken man man I swear they better add that as a DLC for the OG Cavs players to get massive Nostalgia and have some laughs and the newbies to absolutely question everything as they laugh at the pure monstrosity they have laid Before Their Eyes on that screen of theirs that they are playing this game using

[@philemontong8847]

It’s high noon 5 cheer leaders accompanying 2 Gatling guns (Way back) 3 cactus 5 miners 1 QuickDraw (behind the cannon fodder which are the miners and cactus) 2 gunslingers

[@dmanstruction]

Hey Captain you should play “I Expect You To Die 2: The Spy and The Lier”

[@smileyman7821]

You’re right

[@kylerthemysteryfinder4492]

@@smileyman7821 well the problem is he has like things wrong with his eyes of you didn’t know it’s not good for him so he can’t play VR games really anymore so don’t get your hopes up but there’s a tiny bit hope left

[@frozenfiredarknight3764]

There is Another??

[@Jb1urman]

I asked that one time

[@dmanstruction]

@@frozenfiredarknight3764 Yep, it came out a few weeks ago

[@xdk362]

Waterloo: 25 musketeers 5 canons 8 jousters 1 hobbit (as Napoleon) You can only use musketeers (your favorite unit :D) and canons

[@adog127]

19:02 is that the true lore of how the sword was at the bottom of the hole?

[@_charademon_]

Hahahaha Bear arms - to carry weapons Bear nips - well you guessed)

[@piglord555]

You are my favorite youtuber and TABS is probably my favorite series. Thank you for existing, your humor is amazing.

[@yezdibulsara5177]

Same

[@aagwill]

8:33 why hello rick sanches

[@matthewboire6843]

Hel*burp*lo

[@solaris_4011]

bro i love captain sauce playing tabs he makes me crack up 🤣😂

[@TheUnknown-kw3fl]

"You crack me up little buddy"

[@jacksongould7804]

Wtf that's fucking sus

[@i1DERProductions]

Shortly after 2:04 ... I died, my ghost is writing this comment. HAHAaahahahahaha! 8:33 revived myself just to die laughing again! haaaaa!

[@XwezzyO]

Ive been waiting so long for another tabs video, plz do more, there are some new mods (new thor, hades, one punch man etc)

[@misplaymishaps5202]

It's been two weeks mate, chill out.

[@XwezzyO]

@@misplaymishaps5202 TWO WEEKS

[@misplaymishaps5202]

@@XwezzyO TWO!

[@ctheman8180]

Battle of minus tirith, there are 4 catapults as well… the catapults (in the back), 2 ice giants as the trolls (in front of the catapults), 20 archers as the orc archers (in two rows on the flanks), and then two rows made up of a random assortment of 20 sarissas, clubers, brawlers, skeleton warriors, and head butters in each row as the main orc army, and finally a row behind the brawlers made up of 15 exiled sentinels and 2 void cultists at the ends which are the more heavily armored orcs. You can only use medieval of farmer units, which include themed custom units. You must also have Gandalf on your team.

[@crablord8499]

Super Boxer: Blows tank to prices within seconds Cap: He didn’t quite do anything there

[@speedtraps4141]

Peasant:exists Caps stomach:it’s time to get funky

[@hydracobaron9013]

Hi Captainsauce. I just want to say that I have been watching your tabs series for a long time, since the pre alpha. I just want to say that I have made a new custom campaign that's challenging and probably fun. It's not just for cap. It's for everyone. A general announcement. My first campaign. The name would be 'Native Faction's Foreign War' .

[@Ari_Kiss]

All the captain sauces versus captain sauce without a suit Best out of three

[@memes4lifememes4life82]

Captain sauce: that's good now don't take a arrow to the kidney and well be fine. The __:*takes arrow to the heart*

[@SpaceKnight105]

2:09 laughed for 24/7 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sensibledog09]

The samurai giant falling into the hole made me laugh so hard,man I love this game

[@calvinrummell]

2:55 - 3:43 that is the loudest and hardest I've laughed in a long time! That was amazing to watch

[@emperorofnothing1]

This is the sauciest channel I’ve every seen!

[@kenazmin8662]

Inaff

[@zetaswoop670]

2:10 that is terrifying!

[@BroTeam_Gaming]

9:30 he forgot the huwatcha. the huwatcha is underrated, it can kill snuffy in like 2 loads.

[@kasiak8992]

Damn bro your loads are really strong..

[@BroTeam_Gaming]

@@kasiak8992 lol not that kinda load. it kinda hard to choose a word for it because it fires all it arrows at once so it needs to reload again

[@kasiak8992]

@@BroTeam_Gaming ye ik

[@Nakai865]

Yeah it have BIG loads.

[@Epic_dude250]

i just tested and its 1 load

[@luvshak42]

22:13 just look at the witch doing tricks on his broom in the background

[@piglord555]

The reason why the anime ladies died was because anime sauce used His anime move where he slices His opponent and they dont realise until they start sliding apart

[@theronin3938]

The heroic heroes: Pretty much the most expensive units of each faction including secret if you know and too make it easier units like dark peasant doesn’t count

[@bobbiejoringulet5040]

Fight idea: bowling: you're only attacking units are two barrel rollers against Hobbits or whatever you really want in a bowling formation with a banner Bearer in front , try and get a strike

[@BigTom5417]

@mcchego”intresting”

[@iforgotoputausername]

@mcchego "intresting"

[@BigTom5417]

@WESTON BLAIR that’s the point

[@aizen38]

@WESTON BLAIR Quote on Quote.

[@-mrbirdraptor2396]

1:40 2:07 5:43 8:03 8:24 8:34 10:54 13:20 16:55 17:26 19:02 19:51

[@littlegamedude6351]

2:04 this is exactly why is subscribe to you, sauce.

[@dar-nakkallig]

Around 14:14, Yes I think that grown man is crying... He’s being shot at by an anime girl using a weird magic stick that shoots pain (a gun described in the eyes of a civilization that didn’t develop it)

[@Kinglovinstone]

**sobs** WHY?!

[@matthewboire6843]

Yea I would probably cry too

[@AllOfTheNamesAreTaken]

19:53 It's because they are like Mortys so your Rick instinct kicks in. Edit: I know that Ricks actually have Mortys because they are like a brain shield from the galactic gouverment but I still think the rick intinct is great theory.

[@matthewboire6843]

But that’s just a theory, A GAME THEORY, and, cut.

[@Ari_Kiss]

World War One 2 tanks 4 priests 2 Quick draw‘s 3 Dead eyes 10 musketeers

[@Gilded_Astrum]

HAHA NEW POST GO BRRR, also nice to see another TABS post sauce. And this is some top tier shenanigans.

[@davydgamelin4175]

What does your brrr even mean???

[@arktic3140]

Ah yes, I've waited days for this. And it was well worth it.

[@andreashajidimitri8690]

Im not late for a vid for once finaly.i thout you wouldend made a vid today.(thank you for maiking my day man)

[@golraggolnaz9575]

Army fight idea: all ranged units vs all melee units (if it’s both then choose which one they mainly use)

[@raymondwiggins354]

Or do ranged vs mele and the winner fights the ones that are both

[@golraggolnaz9575]

@@raymondwiggins354 a lot of enemies are both so there would be a lot of enemies in the third army. It’s still a good idea though

[@bobtheanimator8353]

21:47 The way the tabs unit dies just seemed super funny to me

[@rainman3213]

Captain sauce you're probably the most funniest person I've seen like the part I love is when you when you said you're not going to do it but you literally dressed up as a blue unit it's so funny and the talked I just want to get SOME THUMBS UP FOR THIS VIDEO OKAY CUZ THIS IS I'M JUST SAYING THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY FUNNY BY THE WAY EVERYBODY WANTS TO KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT HERE'S THE NUMBER FOR THE POINT 2:04

[@dinosquidd]

Cap: “Well if she’s gonna practice her right to bare arms, then im gonna practice my rights to bare nips!”

[@princeyori9387]

yes

[@Drag0nmaster]

Bear*

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

I was hoping for him to say right to arm bears

[@greenbirdgaming8691]

@@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 think this is funnier.

[@dlsn5]

Right to BEAR nips

[@shadowyreapr2879]

I'm glad to say a beggar life might come out as I've seen there is a third

[@emeraldgiss]

So when we getting a rock of ages 3 make or break series.

[@yezdibulsara5177]

Wait there is another?

[@emeraldgiss]

Yes

[@emeraldgiss]

The reason why I know is that Xbox gold gave it to me for free.

[@thevortex6754]

When you were asked to dress up like a TABS unit, I was f expecting you to follow through on it, and when you did it made me break out into the weirdest laugh. It was my first actually good la if h, thanks for that unexpected surprise🤣🤣🤣

[@lbryant6234]

“Lady that is not very uwu of you” 0:51

[@TempestGhost]

Every time Captain Sauce burps I die laughing because this is the first video I’ve ever seen him burp in.

[@someone-oe1mo]

16:33 that's actually the new shogun attack where he after charging in to them they freeze and die

[@yezdibulsara5177]

@someone sauce already figured it out in a older video

[@someone-oe1mo]

@@yezdibulsara5177 in what video

[@gitguuchisidetweedledeeand7200]

Your nota captain sauce fan

[@gitguuchisidetweedledeeand7200]

@someone captain sauce already new

[@HayabusaCrimsonShadow]

I am the storm that is approaching

[@Cash_Kiw3e]

Adult men is the most wholesome and funny thing ever. This guy is easily my favorite KZbinr.

[@thatoneguy2209]

Nice vid still waiting for knockout league 😀

[@BIGBADSAW999]

7:46 shield just went "fuccaldat" and dipped when the guy died, i love re-visiting old Captainsauce content

[@ibechase705]

15:06 tactical hissyfit

[@The_Huntsman]

I don't know why, but I just DIED when cap said "I think you just broke his spine, that's not very uwu of you". I was having trouble just typing this out

[@PippaOodventureWorld]

captainsauce as a kid: "when i grow up i wanna be a brige bioligist, a sheild bioligist, a garbage truck bioligist". his dad: no youll make weponized dinosaurs fight against sentient poop".

[@Amateur.Nail.Art.1]

This video was so needed today. It was a long day for me and this gave me a lot of great laughs! Thanks, Cap!

[@funkycup3900]

I’ve been waiting for another tabs video for so long

[@ashtonfullwood7255]

Yes same what the fug how long

[@RedXBlue1099]

As much as I would love to laugh with captainsauce I AM FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE ON THIS TOILET 😭🚽

[@hungariancountryball2928]

Next time pls recreate earth history in the game lol

[@colleenpratchett875]

The cosplay he puts on is hilarious and I feel like this is something u would wear in a game for armour

[@Plink1773]

This is amazing

[@tylerrose3633]

TABS player: "Please hold your weapon normally." The unit: 2:09

[@randollphscomments3289]

Beggar Life 3 Is Out

[@Caterdbike4378]

As always, CaptainSause can make me laugh when I'm to tired. Hats off to you.

[@octoassassin2588]

btw cap, you should play "I Expect You To Die 2," it would be fun to watch! :D

[@moomoopoopoo2696]

Theres a number 2?!

[@ChiefSnake]

I heard that cap said that he has liem an eye problem so he cant really play vr anymore but hey i wouldve liked to see it too

[@Wolferking]

I know I want him to I tweeted to him but I want to see how he reacts to it (since I played I know the story), and no spoilers on it so, All I will say is it has amazing storyline to it.

[@octoassassin2588]

@@ChiefSnake oh.. I didn't know that, sorry cap :'(

[@blukingfromteamfortressroy7768]

The emotion in his voice each time he is so close to winning but loses in worth more then gold

[@thatcoolpizza6115]

Your profile picture you just ripped it straight off the video

[@Aymelia-colon3]

Hey Cap, you should play People Playground, really good sandbox game with blood

[@goose93]

0:21 shoulda said "My right to bare bears"

[@osktweter3058]

Hello i love watching ur videos and they never fail to get me to cry from laughter. Never stop with what ur doing❤️ also could u try fnaf vr it would mean a lot me❤️thx for always making my day 😁

[@someguy8365]

I’m pretty sure he said he won’t do VR as much anymore

[@SirToaster9330]

Giant five seconds after doing his job is done: guess I’ll die

[@terrynasonisasupervillain9017]

Hi

[@Mojojojo9001]

Hi

[@zelliop6353]

Ur first congrats

[@dbtawesomesauce5448]

Gunfire insanity: 10 of every Wild West unit