Baldur's Gate 3 - Narrator outtakes #1

[@thefoxoflaurels3437]

The fact this sophisticated wizardly voice was capable of such goofiness is hilarious

[@Swarthy144k]

I'm imagining her as being drunk lol

[@AmeliaTyler]

@@Swarthy144k Tempting... but I'm pretty sure that alcohol would just make those four-apostrophe words even more painful!

[@bastian_1991]

​@@AmeliaTylerit's ok Amelia. We are at 15 days until release and the recordings are all done. The line can't hurt you anymore.

[@AmeliaTyler]

@@bastian_1991 I think we both know that's not true. The line is a CONSTANT THREAT.

[@bastian_1991]

@@AmeliaTyler more like a constant thread

[@FadeDragontear]

"That is some fantasy bullshit right there" hit me right in the lols.

[@fishworshipper]

"Who did this word with *four* apostrophes in it?"

[@thomasjoychild4962]

I'm now VERY curious what word that was.

[@Schilani]

@@thomasjoychild4962Most definitely some Gith name.

[@seansilence2697]

"I just want a snack and someone to ask *me* to roll a dice" absolutely killed me xD

[@StarryxNight5]

"I cast Polymorph. Roll a wisdom saving throw with a DC of 16." "I will now proceed to turn your well crafted boss fight that you spend eight actual hours tweaking and playtesting into a bug."

[@FrostyFyre]

SAME

[@qazx1427]

@@StarryxNight5 Hey, if bosses don't have Legendary Resistance by the time you're 7th level, they're asking for it :^)

[@danielstephens1185]

​@@StarryxNight5 Welcome to the Critical Role Campaign 2 fight against the ice worm...that got turned into a turtle. 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@Pseudowolf]

@@StarryxNight5 I did something like that to a DM. He had a Baba Yaga style hag with a house on legs 20- feet high that we had to fight and she was on the porch. I was first in initiative so I turned the house into a squirrel and suddenly the hag was 20 feet up with nothing under her. She falls, takes damage and is prone. The party surrounds her and easily curbstomps her. Then we took over control of the house. 😅

[@elijahcabacungan2915]

by far the best outtake of all time: "y'all just have conversations with each other! Mo-Cap bastards..."

[@meidunn]

I'm an animator and that's when I lost my shit

[@sienna7241]

"who did this word with four apostrophes in it?!" the fantasy name struggle 😭

[@thomasjoychild4962]

What word was it?!?!?!?!

[@beherenow0870]

@@thomasjoychild4962 My only thought was Gale's magma mephit, K'ha'ssji'trach'ash. Although I don't remember the narrator reading that word.

[@thomasjoychild4962]

@@beherenow0870 Maybe they give her the full scripts for scenes, so she's working with context?

[@lousutcliffe9382]

NGL I would totally do that [WRITER SHAME INTENSIFIES]

[@velinion1]

Yeah, I think it must be that one. Actually makes sense that the language and names from the Hells would lead to someone having to pronounce words with four apostrophes.

[@leshinar]

Larian should create a sentient weapon of sorts ingame, a mentally unstable one, and then just use these outtakes for it XD. imagine a sword talking back "oooh.. big scary level 2 paladin..."

[@zanite8650]

*Holds sword up to the Owl-Bear*: That's some fantasy bullshit right there

[@necrogtrader1]

Hahaha

[@BulletFestival]

So... Lilarcor?

[@janpawedwa4590]

Or better yet a background like malkavian form VtMB, just replace the normal lines in place with outtakes.

[@aramisdagaz9]

This is kinda what playing Morrowind with the Lilarcor mod was like.

[@bastian_1991]

I love this woman. Not only her voice and her acting are amazing, she is also funny AF.

[@wooshbait36]

Women can't be funny

[@Tcrror]

​@@wooshbait36Name checks out.

[@PercivalC]

I have to say that after having seen Amelia Tyler on video, I think she’s pretty sexy as well!

[@birdthebird3396]

@@wooshbait36 You are a case study in the necessity of abortions

[@fullmoonxxxx]

@@wooshbait36 almost got me there

[@utisti4976]

_"It's a well sexy tadpole."_

[@t.a.g.8720]

I NEED someone to do an animatic of this. Just the animated manifestation of the narrator losing her shit over her lines and what she's describing.

[@petehjr1]

it has to be Malady too.

[@ImPotao]

I just hope there's a part with a really pissed off looking PC staring at the sky as God insults them

[@taylorolson6228]

plz do

[@KittenRaptor]

Yes.

[@The_Crimson_Witch]

@@ImPotao I forgot this was a video about a DND video game for 5 seconds and was confused as to when Amelia started swearing at a computer.

[@aidanfurst8512]

As someone with a background in VO, I can confirm that "I haven't even read one line yet, how has it got weird already" is an extremely accurate descriptor of the booth.

[@mrachwal]

After watching this, I need to see an actual Dungeons and Dragons game with the Baldur’s Gate 3 cast playing themselves (and the wonderful narrator as DM) to see what kind of chaos unfolds!

[@LydiaTereK]

OMG yes! They should do this!! Neil Newbon dms and streams his campaign on Twitch, not sure about the others tho.

[@urbirdfriend]

This is an amazing idea, I would love to see them do a one shot or something!

[@sonnee44]

Authority.

[@bean2122]

That would be so awesome omg lmao

[@ZorroVulpes]

If only one of the voice actors had experience DMing

[@matthewknight5926]

please god someone make a mod that puts these outtakes back into the game and call it "realistic Dungeon Master" mod, cuz this is exactly how a lot of my dungeon masters have acted when they mess up slightly

[@Isaax]

Being unable to romance the DM was Larian's biggest mistake

[@juliendacoolien3454]

Warframe has her voice a romancible character

[@mordiveer5957]

"Mo-cap bastards" killed me

[@cannedwolf]

I SO want the "Big scary level 2" bits as a mod. This is fantastic!

[@Mic_Glow]

(going to underdark on lvl 2) "Oh, you think you are big scary lvl 2 now, hmm?"

[@thant0s]

My word that voice! I really wish we could get an "off script" mod for the narrator for the entire game, it would be such a magical time!

[@kevinmoran8682]

Silly Mode!!!!

[@Ellisepha]

That would only add to the immersion of this being a DnD campaign. As a forever DM I can confirm that we constantly fuck up XD

[@TheSilkKing1]

Baldur’s Gate 3 but with the Wild Wasteland feat

[@thunderspear2251]

@@Ellisepha Half the fun is the random crap that gets said OoC. Had a time where I was basically talking to them as a Gravemind-like entity, and I stumbled during one of my sentences and went, in character, "Forgive my f**king stutter" My all-time favorite was when one of my players dropped out of character for a moment, and, well, this was my response: "Josh, you do not say, 'Speaking of di*ks...' and pull up a video!"

[@anonymone453]

The Tav Parable

[@CowardEdd]

"Come aboard, sailor" I didn't think the mental image of a ship fluttering its sails coquettishly would make me laugh so much.

[@Monochrome_11]

We need the narrator to break the 4th wall at some point in the game and argue with the PCs

[@willferrous8677]

The Stanley Parable:D&D edition

[@Ellisepha]

Tav: - *squish the tadpole* - *examine the tadpole* -*EAT THE TADPOLE* Narrator: You... what? You already got one of those in your, why would you- Lae'zel's player: EAT IT, EAT IT!

[@thatsplinter]

​@@willferrous8677She's got the voice for it 😂

[@ApoCalypsoTHEN]

It wouldn't be DnD without these sorts of Rocky & Bullwinkle shenanigans.

[@danieljames1868]

Like so many DnD groups, starts out serious, ends up monty python.

[@Dlnqntt]

These are the best damned lines I have ever heard! Now I really want to get a super self aware RPG that includes all the outtakes!

[@Soviniy]

Stanley Parable D&D edition!!

[@FaolanHart]

@@Soviniy The bucket knew that it was the greatest helm to ever exist. As it sat so gallantly on top of the hero's head, it fantasized about what fearsome beasts it would face. ....Immediately gets replaced after the hero gets a new hat from the crab he just killed....

[@davids182]

Disco Elysium has an amazing narrator and that game is extremely self aware, intentionally.

[@MythicMachina]

Play a game of D&D. I guarantee you every game turns into that eventually.

[@FoxBatinaHat]

Bard's tale. Ps1. Great fun.

[@MisterHanRPG]

"The line can't hurt you anymore." I have a feeling a lot of VAs have said something like this. XD

[@LiteraryScholarInSearchOfLoot]

Actual footage of Malady going through a drudanae-induced psychotic episode lol It's just so hilarious, I'm waiting for more!

[@murasasme]

That's why her voice sounded so familiar! I havent played Divinity in a while, but I knew I heard that voice before.

[@lukemartinserrano4765]

Its like they took her personality and just made it into Malady LOL

[@TwinAero]

So even professional VAs trip over these words that needs multiple tongue to pronounce, I feel so much better about myself, thank you for this.

[@dextrokage9330]

lol I can imagine Tav actually hears the narrators voice, and he/she just chalks it up it to being a result of the brain parasites magic.

[@bowenmadden6122]

Tav: "I have a lot on my mind..." Tadpole: 1:49 Tav: "...and, well, *in* it."

[@bligh1156]

Lovely voice, brilliantly clear, sublimely playful, so glad you were chosen as the narrator. Thanks for Malady and Wenduag, too!

[@matthewwhiteside4619]

Oh, she's Wendy too? Cool.

[@bligh1156]

@@matthewwhiteside4619 Absolutely. She's great.

[@St_Havock]

Can we get some of these as a mod when the game comes out. Imagine you finish act one and the narrator says "aren't you a big scary player character what are you now level 2?!"

[@sketchseven]

"Who did this word with *four* apostrophes in it?!" is easily my favourite bit. Also a little bit in love with the voice now.

[@kamen.rider.decade]

1:50 we must now demand that Larian give us a "Romance the Narrator" DLC

[@decibel4239]

"You're the one that cast me, so I'm blaming you." 🤣🤣

[@AlkisGD]

Hearing the dungeon master curse and do other choices is surreal! “Justicia! Chlamydia! Come get yer dinnuh! ” 😂 It'd be beyond awesome if you DM'd for Critical Role!

[@purpleniumowlbear2952]

I will appreciate every narrator line in the game so much more now that I know the pain and tears that went into it behind the scenes.

[@GenuinelyUniqueGents]

I seriously need an Animatic of Malady DMing for the party of Divinity 2... this is the exact, "tired of everything's bullshit" attitude she'd just radiate as a DM. Wonderfully brilliant as ever. Easily one of the best voice actors out there.

[@dominiklange8382]

New secret ending, all of Baldur's Gate was just Malady DMing on the ship

[@Atlas8813]

The way she says "You are so scary!" is like a mother to her toddler 😂

[@TheBartianObserver]

Word "Chlamydia" has never been *that* appealing before these outtakes' publication

[@rabertoification]

Considering she stole it from an old Lee Evans show sais otherwise.

[@Leo_snowmew]

I cannot emphasize the importance of having you sarcastically say "Well done, you convinced the guard you're supposed to be here... Now what?" to me over and over again when I was caught at moonrise towers. You absolutely make this game such a joy to play.

[@yuvalamir3226]

Lmaoooo Love your voice lol, Malady is probably my favorite character ever in terms of the VA

[@GilroyGoldBlood]

I cannot believe that it took me this long to realize that the narrator is Malady

[@wkcia]

“It curls its rudder at you enticingly” I’ve never been more disturbed yet aroused in my life 🤣

[@eirsilvermoon4911]

I avoided all spoilers for BG3, but i cannot resist clicking on your videos after all amazing performance you have done for games in the past few years! *weeeenduag

[@benpepin7872]

You know it's a high bar when you aspire to the quality of a person's screw-ups.

[@pedrostormrage]

Hearing this was a reality shock to me, because it just made my brain go "Wait, she's not just a magic disembodied voice? She's a real human?". Also (since you asked at 2:10 ), roll a Performance check to see how well you narrate this game...Nat 20! Thanks for being our DM and helping bring the game to life ❤

[@animelvr329]

"sightread this..... bitch" had me ON THE FLOOR

[@seanpinkey2188]

I'm SO Stoked that you have a KZbin account! I didn't even know! You are a major source of inspiration and large influence on our narrations at my home games. Thank you for your talent and love!

[@The_Crimson_Witch]

In fairness, it hasn't been active in 3 years. I hope with all this new attention it gets a little more active (not a video every week or anything like that, voice actors are busy. I'd settle for a video every other month XD)

[@seanpinkey2188]

@@The_Crimson_Witch For sure! I wasn't even aware until this upload. ( And it's pretty good content )

[@sofaking1627]

Baldur's Gate 3 our here answering the tough questions like, "Is it possible to have a crush on someone's voice?" Yes

[@disableddragonborn]

I'm watching Neil's playthrough, so when I heard "Mocap bastards", I snickered. 🤣

[@Ben-Mul]

D'un'ge'ons and d'ra'gons

[@nocontender6409]

The un'ge'ons and the ra'gons

[@VChong1991]

If the narrator ever said the word BITCH during in game cutscene id roll over laughing.

[@AsaNoGaijin]

There could not have been a better DM / Narrator for BG3 than Amelia Tyler. The delivery of each single line is absolute perfection.

[@tylerboyce4081]

This is the best representation of a Dungeon Master in a video game that I've ever heard. Solidarity, Amelia! 😅🤣

[@AndreyKrichevsky]

"Don't worry. The line can't hurt you anymore" was probably my favorite. Also, I'm clearly not a professional. I did laugh and the word "box"... :D

[@TheSpaceKiwi]

OK we definitely need a Outtake Mode setting that includes carefully selected and expertly curated outtakes to be inserted when the players do something ridiculous!

[@JibunFade]

K'ha'ssji'trach'ash - The 4 apostrophes of the apocalypse!

[@Nayukhuut]

This is wonderful. I already loved the narration in the game, but hearing the behind the scenes sense of humour montage makes me appreciate it even more. :)

[@AnimeWins]

Just wanted to say you've got an incredible voice and did an absolutely outstanding job narrating BG3 so far from early access. Well done!

[@Enzevil]

We need a mod of these lines being implemented in the full game! 😂

[@ericthered2963]

When you Roll a natural 20 on awareness Checks, you are able to glance beyond the veil.

[@Gitskreig]

@@ericthered2963 When you stare into the void, the void stares back. And the void should have gone to bed hours ago. Please go to bed void, you're delirious.

[@samminicksm]

@@Gitskreig Do you need a glass of milk? Do you need sheep to count? Someone get a handful of druids!

[@AFLoneWolf]

Even better: a DLC where the narrator loses her mind and characters react accordingly.

[@Szystedt]

@@AFLoneWolfNAAAHHH DUDE, WHILE A GREAT IDEA IN THEORY IT GIVES BLACK MIRROR: BANDERSNATCH VIBES It’s a movie where you make the choices for the main character. It starts simple enough choosing what music he should listen to but he soon starts to realizd that he is being controlled and that nothing is real, goes insane, and suddenly you’re in too deep and have to choose whether you want him to bury his father’s body or chop it up to into tiny pieces to hide the murder he just committed 😭😭

[@Vo_Siri]

These videos make me want a Let's Play that is just the Narrator roasting someone's playthrough.

[@paulmusselman]

SOMEBODY GET THIS WOMAN A SNACK!

[@bartvangoor2095]

This is bloody brilliant can’t wait to play the game 😆

[@CaseyMcGirt]

Feature request: add 'unhinged narrator mode' to Baldur's Gate 3.

[@randomness9387]

'Dancing eye spiders, must be Thursday' 😂

[@ERRORCODE616]

I imagine that ending breakdown is what happens if you skip too many of the narrator's lines. These bloopers are a fucking delight.

[@BrodyWoelke]

"Mocap Bastards."

[@CasualVeteranGamer]

Dancing Eye Spiders!

[@keithharth1219]

Why not? Sure. Must be Thursday! 😂

[@wiseausrs]

*It curls it's rudder at you enticingly.* "C'MON, GIT ON MY DECK LUV!"

[@kuromatsu1539]

"Aren't you a big scary player character? What level are you now? You are so scary! Oh you are so scary!" This! I need this as a mod as the sound that plays when my chars level up XD

[@johnwesleydesign]

this is the asmr we all wanted LMAO pretty amazing work btw!

[@Lazarus7000]

Well I'm glad you stuck with it, what I've heard so far of what you turned in is positively ideal for its intended purpose, buttery-smooth and soothing to listen to, I was immediately and remain very pleased with their choice of narrator!

[@bobbykens]

This was fantastic. Please upload more of these! Makes the waiting till August so much more relaxing.

[@Sabamonster]

When I found out you were Wendu my mind was blown. When I found out you were narrating a game I have been waiting 20 years for my mind was equally blown again. When I finally played the launch version of the game and realized just how much effort, detail and care was put into the game (And your work) I was completely beside myself. You are an incredible talent.

[@korakys]

Those lines about the "enticing boat" are comedically creative

[@MervyshNwN]

Maybe we don't talk to you, but we still love our narrator. I know a guy who played DOS2, he liked Malady very much as character and for voice acting as well. When I told him "The same actress is voicing narrator for BG3" - he was like "Sold! I'm buying it right now!"

[@gimik2593]

“Who did this word with 4 apostrophes in it” - definitely a githyanki

[@jacobketcham4566]

The absolute clown fiesta of a time it sounds like she has recording is nothing short of brilliance. Bless you, you crazy diamond.

[@uroboros4428]

Mammy Malady. Your voice reverberates in my head every time I remember Malady. And, oh, what a surprise it was when Larian announced you as Narrator for BG3

[@SoilentBeef]

This is truly amazing. I want the condiscending level shaming to be in the final game.

[@sepandarmoeeni9299]

and there's me clicking on every plaque and every shadow remnant just to hear more of her calm angelic voice...

[@Nnx1ful]

Had to hear it 3 times, and its still hilarious!

[@streakgaming6106]

WELCOME TO THE WARFRAME COMMUNITY!

[@EduFirenze]

That voice is so buttery smooth.

[@jocosesonata]

This is what an actual DM would sound like dealing with the average players' -bullshit- shenanigans.

[@trengilly01]

My favorite VO from the game so far! Love it!!

[@tvturtle7086]

This is what going through a mind of Dark urge with Wild magic

[@A_N1ne]

at 1:10 that better be the level up notification. also this was hilarious

[@monadoboy9639]

it curls its rudder at you enticingly had me on the floor lmao

[@brushdogart]

This is so amazing! Please, put up more of your wonderful outtakes. This is stand-up comedy level stuff!

[@Super-wk6jx]

you are probably the number one reason i couldnt get enough of baldurs gate 3. No joke.

[@VexWerewolf]

"Who did this word with four apostrophes in it?!" I felt this in my soul.

[@TuShan18]

I never thought I’d hear someone make a compelling reason to be attracted to a boat.

[@serijas737]

Thank you for your work. ♥ You're an inspiration.

[@Random_Gamer-sh6pf]

I love this so much

[@RaTicanD]

I'd like to imagine a side quest where the pcs get high as balls and start hearing the narrator talk like this.

[@NoForksGiven]

that robotic first voice impression was so good i legit thought it was an ai

[@Twisttheawesome]

Reminds me a little of when Ice T narrated a D&D book and at once point needed to leave the recording booth for a very angry breather because there was just "too much fantasy bullshit"

[@Doile911]

Thank you Amelia for this game, and the outtakes. The 4 apostrophies got me laughing on the ground. Also, roll an insight check.

[@GilroyGoldBlood]

How on earth did it take me this long to realize that the narrator is Malady?!

[@Oll1000]

The last 30 seconds is just what the average DM really feels. Truly, BG3 is an immersive experience both for the player and the people involved in its creation.

[@inquisitorhedgehog3730]

This is bloody brilliant.

[@BullRiff]

How much time is needed to train yourself to sound this good. I am always happy to hear her in my Baldur's Gate 3 adventure

[@Arkay24]

I laughed way, waaayy too loud at the "mocap bastards" bit. As a forever DM, I felt that in my soul.

[@dustin89clanton]

Random suggested short had a comment about these outtakes being gold, and I’m so glad I followed that rabbit hole. You’re hilarious, and your work on the game has really made it that much better, good job.

[@Mesterlock]

you are awesome, loved your work on dos 2 and pathfinder games and ofc bg3 will be a masterpiece of a game.

[@TaliZVasTyria]

"Im the dungeon master and nobody's talking to meeee. Mo cap bastards" Lmao