Banksy Strikes Again

[@conorjm11]

I was equally unimaginative as a child with soft toy naming, i had a cat called Catty, a mouse called Mousey, a teddy called Teddy, an aeroplane (yes, a soft toy aeroplane) called Aeroplaney, and a helicopter called, wait for it, Helicoptery. I also had a dolphin called Whaley, but that was due to a lack of zoological understanding.

[@izzlepuffbb]

i had a big pink bunny called "big bunny" and *spoiler alert*: she married "big bear"

[@OhItsJustKim]

shout out to helicoptery, he sounds like a chill dude x

[@teslatrooper]

Draw a chalk outline and put up some "crime scene" tape. No one wants to park on a murder scene. If anyone questions it just say it was for a student film shoot. Bonus points for periodically redrawing the chalk outline in funny poses.

[@OhItsJustKim]

good one! the student film ploy is perfect too. i'm picking you for my team

[@hamilkarscha6925]

I miss the Welsh Word of the Day. Good times.

[@marctelfer6159]

Hopefully got this one right, but "amseroedd da" for "good times".

[@jenniferclapham6539]

Marc Telfer Spot on! Da iawn

[@OhItsJustKim]

maybe one day...

[@pandalavalamp]

For like the second time in a row you've now managed to upload a video on a day where I feel like shit and made me temporarily feel much better, you're simply the best.

[@OhItsJustKim]

this is lovely. i'm really sorry you've been having a not so great time! i hope you're doing okay today

[@callmewanderer1055]

‘On any point that’s true, I’m always older than I was... don’t dwell on that’ *existential dread increases*

[@cHiLdOfZiOn06]

Kim. You are my favorite. Never stop telling us stories.

[@OhItsJustKim]

:)

[@macgirl1234]

I just love these parking stories!

[@nadia1787]

"I move slowly" is not a catchphrase, it's a way of life.

[@mattmcalister1915]

The crab should've been "I move sideways"

[@nadia1787]

Matt McAlister lol don't get too creative

[@AthAthanasius]

+Matt - I'm here because I checked the comments before saying that myself!

[@mantasliutkus2605]

well thanks to this video my recomendation feed is now filled with videos about Banksy, how i never heard about such an artist before. thanks Kim

[@SomeoneBeginingWithI]

for proper consistency, the crab's speech bubble should have said "I move sideways"

[@OhItsJustKim]

and they couldn't even manage that

[@rain.51db]

The turtle and I have a lot in common. We both move slowly 😭😂😂

[@OhItsJustKim]

same.

[@Melii1128]

Yay new video! I could seriously listen to you all day

[@OhItsJustKim]

:)

[@notanimposter]

You posted this on my 20th birthday! I wish KZbin had actually told me before now. Thanks KZbin.

[@OhItsJustKim]

oh nooo! hello again!

[@BartMcAllister]

Kim, are you feeling alright? That's yet another video, without a year break. Is everything absolutely fine? Glad to have you back here, lil' nugget

[@OhItsJustKim]

:)

[@meganb6054]

I love your videos, they leave me with an absent-minded smile, if that makes sense? Your personality and accent are fantastic (even if I'm from England, yours is one of the best).

[@OhItsJustKim]

i AM an absent minded smile...

[@VLicious8704]

That is an excellent description.

[@greensteve9307]

"Fake fold-up skip" I love it!

[@alexhallahan8724]

There are 2 types of people when it comes to blowing out candles.

[@OhItsJustKim]

in all aspects of life, no matter what he's doing, there is only one type of tom

[@alexhallahan8724]

Never change, Tom. Never change.

[@jamessinclair6829]

Im addicted to your videos! N i cant work out if its JUST the editing or also the editing which makes it seem like youve just had 15 coffees ❤

[@KungfuCow5]

I'm am praying for the day that someone drives one of those wee smart cars down your road and parks in the gap between the lines. Technically, they'd be grand.

[@OhItsJustKim]

a mate of mine used to have one. worked a charm!

[@dark1at21]

I totally thought she was gonna talk about actual Banksy work..

[@OhItsJustKim]

soz hun. x

[@TheMadKrivo]

As a kid I had a little toy which was a lamb...it was called Little Lamb

[@LittleMistify]

For some reason I always thought you were older than me but I too am 22 and no-one sang Taylor Swift at me either :'( Put Stanley and Pencil in the road? If Stanley had a hi-vis jacket no-one would question his authority over parking because that is how hi-vis jackets work. I like you, keep making videos :)

[@OhItsJustKim]

i'll sing it at you aaall year hun! that's true. if banksy can graffiti government buildings in a hi-vis, then stanley can guard my space...

[@deepthinkerpoet]

Kim! Good to see you again! I will never complain about parking again. Why must it be so hard for you? Lol. Have a great week!

[@OhItsJustKim]

thank you! have a great week yourself!

[@SarahNolesMusic]

never ever ever fail to laugh lots at your videos, never stop pls

[@OhItsJustKim]

:)

[@gerardwhytelads]

Does anyone else just fucking love when anyone refers to a group of people as "team"

[@shystrangeandmanic]

I love how passive agressive us brits can be

[@greensteve9307]

Sing-car roof-top parking! Why isn't this a thing? Genious!

[@OhItsJustKim]

right?? all i need is a crane

[@itsnotpid]

Parking tip. Locate the smallest car you can find. Get your friends to help you pick it up and move it and park in their spot

[@OhItsJustKim]

i had a mate who drove a Smart and had no problems. maybe it's time for a downsize

[@themripley]

Kim. Do a podcast. Don't think, just do it, and let us know when it's available, please and thank you.

[@OhItsJustKim]

i can use all of my spare time spent CIRCLING THE BLOCK IN MY CAR

[@themripley]

OhItsJustKim There you go. YOU'RE WELCOME.

[@waleslad14]

You need one of those pop up tents that construction workers have when they do road works!

[@OhItsJustKim]

TRUE!

[@manicmads]

CLEANING THE BELLY BUTTON IS SO IMPORTANT. Also those toys have accents and it's weird. But I do want the lil turtle's "I'm slow!" speech bubble to attach to emails to my professors when my paper is three weeks late

[@OhItsJustKim]

it IS! haha same. story of my life.

[@joeyjordan4654]

As far as the pencil goes, and I'm trying too hard, if you love something, lead it go.

[@tSp289]

Ahh, watching someone else's life because they're adorable. Trouble is, if I watch more than one in a day I do slightly feel like a stalker.

[@SeenOrHeard]

I STILL wish to have a coffee with this lady.

[@johnnylaw3326]

To an international viewer like me Kim your videos makes a good challenging unseen dictation because you speaks so fast LOL seriously though I love these videos you made they are very interesting and informative :)

[@OhItsJustKim]

haha i mean i'm fluent and...i'm me, and i STILL struggle to catch what I'm saying sometimes! thank you! that's lovely! you're lovely, and your english is great! x

[@SolarPolarMan]

Team is good. My ears are clean.

[@chris0460]

Buy a moped, use it to take up an obnoxiously large space, then when you need to park the car, the moped goes on the pavement, and the car in the space previously occupied by the moped.

[@chris0460]

You're welcome

[@OhItsJustKim]

ugh i do always get annoyed when motorbikes take up big spaces. i'll carry them all away one day

[@basil4544]

Kim is currently my everything. She’s motivated me so much, to go out and do something with my life like LEARN WELSH!! She just leaves me smiling all the time and I’m just in such a state of wow. Kim, love, if you’re reading this: Thank you so much and I’d love to be your friend but as that is quite a request, I’d be happy if you just noticed me there or replied.

[@MasterAppels]

I know the feeling when your birthday is at the end of the year and everyone's "done" with that age :P

[@chickenspy1854]

I'm pretty sure my neighbor puts an old beat up couch on his parking spot to make it look like trash.. It's always somehow conveniently placed on the sidewalk when he's parked there.

[@OhItsJustKim]

genius

[@clare.conservation98]

Our dogs are called saucepan and breadbin...You can imagine our cuddly toy names to be just as weird...

[@unwelcomehappiness3889]

Put stanly outside with his arms crossed and dressed like a bouncer.

[@OhItsJustKim]

he's a busy man!

[@matthewwalker3131]

1) your neighbours are smart, that lamppost thing is GENIUS 2) was "gifted" a deliberate pun?

[@OhItsJustKim]

yes and yes. (no. but yes)

[@ichori5189]

Only Kim would dance to a kids toy XD

[@eikokokuma4403]

did anyone else pause to water their plants irl because i absolutely did.

[@OhItsJustKim]

good!

[@batmatt1001]

Odd question, do you still have that cog ring? You had it in a video yearrrrs ago and I meant to ask where it was from because i thought it was really cool

[@OhItsJustKim]

i do! Kinekt is the company x

[@Madedanielle]

Same issue with parking, There is nothing around here. The only difference is that the neighbors dont do that sort of stuff lol

[@Novemblr14]

Did you speed up this video?

[@OhItsJustKim]

did I speed it up?? ? no?? ?

[@Novemblr14]

you just talk very fast haha

[@Novemblr14]

OhItsJustKim I just watched a different video and somebody in the comments asked if they sped the video up slightly and the person who made it was like "oops, you got me" so I thought it was a normal thing to do maybe

[@OhItsJustKim]

oh, weird x

[@TheLiamStyle]

i find myself rooting through the comments for people i met back 5 years ago when i made regular videos and attenting gatherings with kim and rhys and adam and luke and everyone else. good times, i cant do that now, i have kids to raise!

[@tristanroberts]

Someone on my road (which has about half as much parking as it needs) uses wheelie bins to reserve the space outside their house.

[@OhItsJustKim]

on my road if you leave the bins out they will disappear overnight

[@rabcfcuj]

I don't remember how I got here but this was real funny

[@OConnorful]

I like the lights on the mirror Kim.

[@OhItsJustKim]

thanks bud! :)

[@kopotty]

I'd watch a TV show about Kim's Parking woes. Now that would be top quality content.

[@OhItsJustKim]

just back to back rage and looped library footage of driving in a circle around the block

[@HunHaze]

So many Kim videos this year, I'm afraid she was replaced with a a more efficient robot version.

[@OhItsJustKim]

i wish

[@lateksi14]

Haha I like you, so good vids..funny how fast can one speak :D!

[@gazdoddful]

A double yellow isn't enforceable if it's not closed in. Those lines mean nothing, basically Kim's private parking :P

[@jessiatca]

Wait, wait, wait... You're only 22? I'm older than you!? Unexpected, well, happy birthday! Also, it seems you were pretty GIFTED too, huh? Huh? Get it? I'll show myself out...

[@henryhunt3518]

Love your videos.

[@OhItsJustKim]

thankyooo! :D

[@RhiannonEmily]

knock on the neighbours door with the black paint, ask to borrow it, and in the middle of the night, team up with banksy and remove all the yellow lines from the road!

[@pickelnaboo]

You'e my favourite thing on the internet

[@OhItsJustKim]

that is a BIG statement

[@nomennisceo6495]

I actually do have a pile of gravel i want to get rid of... but i live in Denmark, if you can solve that little problem you can have all the gravel you would like

[@charliehamilton8107]

'They're gifted' - pun intended?

[@BlameItOnGreg]

Behind my ears definitely gets far dirtier than my belly button, but my whole head seems to produce oil like a pumpjack.

[@OhItsJustKim]

maybe that's what my belly button's doing instead. how odd

[@Sheepie1985]

In true Cardiff style, you can always put the bins in the road to stop anyone parking there... (I never done that, nope, never, ok maybe once...for about a year..yeah I'm going to hell 🙈)

[@OhItsJustKim]

haven't got any left! in true cardiff style they've all been nicked

[@Sheepie1985]

Ha! In that case I suggest giant garden gnomes...worked a treat when I lived on Newport Road!

[@SolarPolarMan]

Where have your gloves gone?

[@OhItsJustKim]

lost lotsa dem :(

[@jamessinclair6829]

Geez it seems like having your own car over there is some form of punishment

[@ThePurplenessness]

I just like the way your brain works.

[@OhItsJustKim]

:)

[@marko3096]

i thought u were 17 to be honest , definitely still has that funky teenage spirit

[@OhItsJustKim]

smells like funky teen spirit

[@marko3096]

exquisite

[@terencewright8334]

You could always 'park' your pushbike in your space when you are gone

[@OhItsJustKim]

i'm not sure you've thought this through

[@doh4557]

honestly not sure why I keep clicking these videos but at least you are good at waffling

[@OhItsJustKim]

someone get me some maple syrup son

[@marctelfer6159]

I have to say, washing behind your ears some days can make a huge difference. Like, behind your ears won't really get unclean, but if you've had your hair held back behind your ears for a while (my hair's, oo, a foot and a half long now), behind your ears can just feel really, really icky from time to time :P

[@OhItsJustKim]

you've made me really focus on it now haha i'll never feel clean again!

[@marctelfer6159]

Providing a public service, I am :P

[@MegamanReborn]

Did you call your belly button your tummy button? Waw, that makes solo much sense, I don't even say Belly ever. Smart gril

[@BeingTheHunt]

How long do you think until we are all just going around on basically lawn chairs strapped to drones? that should free up parking space, then you really could park on the roof.

[@OhItsJustKim]

and I quite liked wall-e, so it'll work out pretty well

[@BeingTheHunt]

it's going to be like a cross between wall-e and up

[@raiyanamin3619]

hey Man how's The weather down there

[@icraigg]

Paint your car road coloured then on one side paint two yellow lines. Pros: park on any double yellow line hidden in plain site. Cons: you can only ever park with that side near the path.

[@OhItsJustKim]

very alarming for other drivers. B-

[@macgirl1234]

they are for a playset....I have a toddler...

[@emilyx2885]

Did I just find my new favorite KZbinr? I think so...

[@mokonaut]

whats a skip?

[@nessat6143]

Its like a big dumpster

[@LeGreenMoose]

I too, had a stuffed animal called Piggy

[@OhItsJustKim]

i knew he was sneaking off to another house while i was at school

[@instantwagner]

Love your accent.

[@4LifeNinja]

Does your neighbor then move the sand everyday, or has he gone over to a different object again? I have a zebra plushie called Zabrina - I could totally do that naming job!

[@OhItsJustKim]

still the sand! fab. we could be business partners x

[@4LifeNinja]

That's a workout and a parking space, some people can have it all!

[@Rodoadrenalina]

ill be 22 in a month, and pretty much I need to find a place and work in the next 3 weeks, being an adult is fun, also I wake up with stomach pain cause of hunger today.

[@OhItsJustKim]

i'm sorry to hear that bub, if you come over i'll make you some toast x

[@tobyteddy100]

@ the last clip... there are two types of people

[@keefgtp]

As an American this made me really annoyed. I'd probably get into a row with people trying to reserve their spots like that. Little tolerance for bullshit!

[@kayjhoselin]

ure absolutely gorgeous😍

[@toddgillespie8165]

Is yours a Welsh accent?

[@OhItsJustKim]

kind of. very neutral cardiff accent. in some situations my stronger accent comes back, but cardiff accents don't sound what most people would consider typically welsh anyway. x

[@AriTheDinosaur]

2 vids in 1 week? I guess Kim is about to not make anything for about a year after this.

[@OhItsJustKim]

belieb in me. belieeeb

[@uptill2a.m.22]

See you finally got the watch.

[@OhItsJustKim]

£5

[@caoimher281]

random question, how tall are you?

[@njujuznem6554]

She's 10ft tall but always far away, so she looks shorter.

[@OhItsJustKim]

confirmed

[@GeorgeofClubs]

99.9% sure that pencil is from ikea. *segway* put flatpack furniture in the space of your choice

[@OhItsJustKim]

i aint got money to spend on IKEA furniture that i dont even get to sit on!

[@BarbarianGod]

I have a massive pile of sand but you'd need to ship it from my country up to yours

[@OhItsJustKim]

you pay for postage, i'll pay for packaging xoxo

[@BarbarianGod]

or just go steal it from a river like I did in the first place!

[@Soulsbyproductions]

Do you script your videos? if not you are spontaneously the funniest person on KZbin. - yes you can quote this on your posters :P

[@eveisherwood3205]

Forget the parking chaos, the biggest question raised here is the smell generated from your belly button? 😂😂

[@OhItsJustKim]

idk man when i was a kid it reminded me of feet but it's been so long i could be remembering wrong. hopefully strawberry laces or smth

[@eveisherwood3205]

Oh god. I hope you're remembering it wrong! Ps. I think you should use Stanley as a space reserver!

[@leavealoner]

I want that pencil pillow!!

[@OhItsJustKim]

IKEA mate x

[@leavealoner]

I was there yesterday, I don't think they have them at the Dutch IKEA stores...

[@robert.1674]

2 vids in a week who are you and what have done to our kim

[@OhItsJustKim]

#savekim

[@ksw6513]

Hi nan. It just Kim by herself...but where grandpa... See only in her 20s but she nag like a grandma.. 🎬🇬🇧👊❤️✊🇭🇰💪🙏🎬😜😘😛👫👶🙅🏻😻😷

[@ThePieInTheSky26]

I have two tonnes of gravel if you want. It's in Edinburgh, but I do have gravel

[@OhItsJustKim]

tbh, you need it more. use it to fill in those miles and miles of god damn cobblestones x

[@ThePieInTheSky26]

OhItsJustKim But the whiplash inducing neck breaking cobbles have such a friendly charm...

[@adamdoukkali367]

But Kim, tomorrow never comes

[@earie5403]

hey Kim what's written on your world map? also just go and dig up a bunch of dirt in some park or something and have a parking space lol

[@OhItsJustKim]

mostly annotations from friends pointing to where they live/jokes about where famous people live, or points we'd like to visit. but a while ago I started to try and learn at least some basic things about countries i'm most ignorant about. it was good in theory but in all honesty, after learning a bit about morocco and western sahara, i quickly forgot to carry on for ages. currently in the middle, there's an outline around libya. i had a friend from there and that was the next one on the list. maybe I'll carry on soon!

[@snowynya2229]

Put a large pile of empty cardboard boxes in a space as though they've been delivered there and then just move them when you park

[@OhItsJustKim]

haha with a doormat placed on top