BANNED EPISODE! - Steven Seagal - Lawman

The lost season 3 has been FOUND! And its all we ever wanted and less
Starring: Steven Seagal, a bunch of real people, some criminals
Writers: Real Life, The Streets
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[@jonathanpeterson1984]

I love the “neck fat” hiding scarf he has on like he’s in Afghanistan 😂

[@ApockV]

I love to think that all these scripted situations are not mentioned to Steve, so when he is in the middle of it he believes he is really awesome and making a difference thus furthering his legend😂

[@samholdsworth420]

Sounds plausible to me

[@The_Kentuckian]

I'd believe that. He probably wouldn't agree if he knew it was staged.

[@FoundaPeanut]

The Legendary Fake-Kun-Do practitioner.😂

[@djdeemz7651]

I bet the other officers treat it like a ride along with someone with special needs "Did you have a good day steven , well done you made an arrest here is your deputy sticker and lollipop and we will see you next weekend "

[@beardedloon77]

Literally like officer doofy

[@michaelmurphy2786]

I think I speak for everyone when I say that I'm extremely disappointed that nobody tried to run from the house, because we all wanted to see Seagal try to actually catch someone/attempt to run.

[@docwho2828]

You do!

[@Maxrepfitgm]

They would've been shot

[@918HUMAN]

Segal moves so fast normal cameras can't catch it unfortunately

[@Maxrepfitgm]

@CountryVato The gracefulness of a Walrus lol

[@p_campbell]

You mean waddle. Cause he can't run, the knees would buckle.

[@thehighlander333]

I cracked myself up thinking that the fresh tire tracks were they’re own and they were just driving in circles non stop following them😅😂🤣

[@reisefuxx]

*their

[@jaybird1229]

Steven is just the ' detective 🕵️‍♂️ ' to solve that one !! 😉

[@johnvannewhouse]

Seagal:"I wouldn't recommend anybody run more than 10 yards...." Everyone thinking: "Yeah, no shit. Wonder why?"

[@varyar77]

Your ever-increasing contempt for Seagal and his goon squad is a thing of beauty.

[@easymentality]

I remain in awe of just how accurate and on point your impersonation of Mr. Lawman is.

[@hoytoy100]

All the others are in t shirts and Stevie is decked out in heavy tactical gear. A legend in his own mind.

[@JoeR203]

Funny how the graphics dept. gave Steven the biggest circle for his location.

[@gonzo26nix]

Seagal: Nobody run more than 10 yrds.. which.. oddly enough.. is 10 yrds more than what Steven can actually run.

[@roryslaine7896]

Him flexing on the size of the dog is apex Seagal 😂

[@crunchwrapsupreme9372]

They probably got the police dog to do all the biting and commands.

[@uselessagent7342]

"I'm sure his wife and kids are happy to have an aggressive dog" and which wife would that be? Dude is a straight up monster of a person

[@tomz5704]

I thought Seagull was the aggressive dog

[@Spencer481]

2:45 in Steven's book "The Way of the Shadow Wolves" his author insert character has native magic which allows him to control "some people and most snakes"

[@DocM.]

I love the look that one guy gave Steven when he said his dog is bigger than Sgt. Good Boy 😂

[@madarab37]

It reminds me of what I heard about Putin visiting W. Bush years ago. Apparently Putin was not impressed with the size of the president's dog, and when the Bush's went to visit Putin later, he went out of his way to show W. that his dog was bigger.

[@DocM.]

@@madarab37 😂 Maybe that's where Steven got the idea! Or maybe he's just a narcissistic douche! 🤣

[@dirkbonesteel]

Adding a Neil Breen wandering the desert clip would be great

[@St4rTr3v1Ut10n]

Know someone who was a teacher in Gila Bend, can confirm it is like if the Wild West was taken over by cartels, even though the town is comprised of like 5 houses, a school, a restaurant with a UFO on it, and a gas station. The school had to be locked down because, no joke, one family had a shootout with another family like it was 1840. So before you go all "hurr durr I live in a city and I don't know tiny ghost towns still exist, and even if they did there's no way they're anything different from my urban suburbia," yes, there are people who don't know what "law" is. They exist.

[@yannick245]

I don't get the point concerning the title of the show _"Above The Border"._ There's still an _"above"_ and _"under"_ the border. Well, _"actually in front/before"_ and _"behind/after"._ Or being geographically precise: North, East, South and West of the border. Still, Seagal is a complete joke and I love every clip that makes fun of him. Shitting on Seagal seems to have become it's own genre and I love it!

[@ChadDidNothingWrong]

Those border towns have to be are insane rn. I live in Dallas and we've been getting regular cartel hits of attorneys and bankers even in the nice suburbs here. I saw a lawyer get shot at the starbucks by my house.. (well I heard the shots and saw it after). I also know they paying truckers like 40 grand a body to get here here last i heard.

[@dovidstaples9985]

​@@ChadDidNothingWrong how do you know the cartel is doing that? Do you know what the government response is if they come over here and target citizens? If you did you'd know they'd never do that

[@jaymac7203]

I love the Seagal impression lol it sounds like you're talking through jowls of flesh 😭😭😭 lol 🤣

[@dino9071]

Me too I'm going to watch more just to hear that again it sounds like Cartman when he got extra fat. it would be hilarious if everyone around SS talked like this he has so much ego he probably wouldn't notice.😁

[@mdram]

The fact the Seagal went to work for Sheriff Joe and Joe actually hired him tells you everything you need to know about both of them.

[@kyleolson8977]

"Fresh tire tracks, fresh footprints...we've located our location scouts!" "How was the desert today, Steven?" "It was great mom! We found a Snake and some tire tracks! I want to go back tomorrow! Can I, mom?" "My job is to stop anyone who escapes. There are two cops with assault rifles pointing at the driveway in front of me, but if somehow they don't notice the guy casually walking out, I can use Steve Vision to point out our coyote." Seagal appears to have made up his own SWAT outfit. It could best be described as "Desert Special Forces Cosplay". "I got my SAG card playing a fake border crosser for a Seagal show on Reelz."

[@FoundaPeanut]

That thumbnail tho! Lol Omg, he’s just tagging along with training missions, narrating them to make them look like actual situations….😂😂 Steven Seagal the legendary fraud.

[@thomasoravec528]

Thumbnail drew me like a moth to a flame.

[@herbaldragon7646]

lmao the thumbnail..your sick... i love it

[@CC-ff7ft]

Comical commentary & Steven Seagal, you can't go wrong. Seagal is the gift that just keeps on giving . Have you seen his interview with Justin Lee Collins, its comedy gold. 👍

[@jonathankozenko]

I wish that they made a spinoff show centered around Sgt Goodboy

[@Humongous420]

As I animate Steven Seagal in an attempt to distract him from Redeye Reviews, I can't help but wonder when my time is coming... Thanks to Redeye for voicings this distraction for skit my movie! Stay safe man!

[@gonzo26nix]

it's pretty easy to distract Seagal.. you can use an Eastern European woman about 1/4 his age or a bag of Doritos

[@LordWumbology]

The thumbnail should be put in an art museum.

[@halthammerzeit]

I have to make xmas bauble like this.

[@LordWumbology]

@@halthammerzeit YES! That would be hilarious!

[@lbarnett748]

@@halthammerzeit the pic design for his latest enter the buffet movie😂

[@williardbillmore5713]

You need to air and comment on some clips of Seagal "playing" blues guitar. He has someone with some talent playing guitar off stage and off camera while he tries to synchronize his fingers with what we hear while his guitar is turned down. Like so many of his fight scenes in his movies he is, of course, seated in a chair. Hilarious stuff.

[@RedEyeReviews]

That sounds amazing

[@doggfriendly]

Thank you Stephen See-gawl for the many laughs your persona produced and will produce for many years to come, just by going off the past

[@thedad7313]

I would love to hang out with SS. It would like dropping LSD, give you a mad out of body universe expanding experience. Either that, or his constant bull shit would drive you insane

[@damotheman4196]

I think he'd be, possibly, the worst type of person to take any type of hallucinogen with! 😂😂 His body type and shape and the way he speaks already made me feel trippy enough as it is! "I met Timothy leary so early into the lsd trials it was called ksd" (in Japan of course) 😂

[@TheBigE550]

I love your channel. With everything that’s going on right now your humor is a great escape. Thank you so much 😅

[@fedecano7362]

the world is just fine, whats everything?

[@chrisloydmas8499]

@@fedecano7362just fine…that’s subjective. To you it’s fine. To others it’s not. No need to ask a person what’s wrong in their life to make it sting even more. Or in your case to start a political debate in order to support daddy Joe.

[@fedecano7362]

@@chrisloydmas8499hey..just chill, it was a simple question...

[@chrisloydmas8499]

@@fedecano7362 it was a simple answer. Maybe you don’t like it, doesn’t mean anyone needs to chill. That’s the problem, no one wants to engage in discussion once they start something. They want to use blanket phrases to stop discourse. It’s a cop out. Don’t ask dumbass questions you already know the answer to and then bitch out.

[@Psilocybin77]

You know, out of this trainwreck, I feel most sorry for Steven Seagal's poor dog. He didn't ask for any of this.

[@davidfausel9029]

Fifteen french fries??!! You go GET them officer Cartman! lol (And that Coyote/Roadrunner cutaway is hilarious)

[@civroger]

Seagal is the kid that goes around bragging that his dad can beat up your dad :DD

[@Iruparazzo]

I'm convinced you pronounced Gila wrong on purpose

[@caseychamblin4131]

It probably wasn't on purpose. Wasnt until I moved to Arizona in my twenties that I heard "hee-lah" for the first time. Seems like some Science and Spanish teachers outside the southwest missed that memo.

[@cadesmith2099]

I just learned it right now reading this 🎉

[@LukeVA]

Steven " I don't think they should send in the dog... I've been smelling people for like 35 years!"

[@AndrewSmith-fj8jj]

Your Steven Sea Gull impersonations are on point. Might i add, I couldn't understand a word said 😂😂

[@wayveyjayvey]

I've started speaking to my dog in your Steven Seagal voice. Even as a puppy she doesn't entertain the idea.

[@danielbullock1019]

You sir, are hilarious! I really enjoy your videos. That Looney Toons bit had me cracking up! Thanks man!

[@morganmurphy38]

5:17 fun fact of the day dogs actually are immune to the effects of tear gas

[@jcohasset23]

Resistant to tear gas is a more correct term. They aren't affected as much as humans but significant exposure can still cause irritation of the eyes and lungs.

[@yannick245]

They're just trained to ignore it/built up tolerance. You can do this as a human too! It actually works pretty quick.

[@germantoenglish898]

Segal dresses like a mercenary from one of his movies...a fat one.

[@bebeg604]

03:25 I was so fixated on the awesome drawing skills of the graphics team.. I didn't notice the position of segal... When you mentioned it I burst out laughing as it's the biggest circle on the map! 🤣

[@jwolfgang6034]

Segal is the perfect example of a member of meal team 6

[@theculturedthug6609]

What Sensi Seagal says is Law by the word of our Lord.

[@jaymac7203]

The thumbnail 😭😭😭 lol 🤣

[@jturnbow71]

Your impression of Steven sounds nothing like him, but it's the greatest impression of all time.🤣

[@4valve4six]

Damn what a treat, I was just finishing up Redeyes Season 2 of lawman and needed more!

[@DPBida]

One gun and a whopping 50 whole rounds of ammo 😂 oh man!

[@FrizzKid05]

Steven was hoping for more cheeseburgers, in the house.

[@captainfordgunz1995]

The Wiley Coyote, and Roadrunner bit had me crying. 😂 Keep up the good work man.

[@j.tgrooms]

We're getting in pretty deep here

[@Grouncontrol]

That’s what she said!

[@theculturedthug6609]

That what she said under sedation from Seagal....

[@ReAndrey247]

Lmao this guy makes the best cartoon voices 😂😂😂bruh you should do a Seagal cartoon

[@wendellmarthers3519]

Instead of bringing the weed in backpacks maybe they should try the Chinese idea and use big ass balloons

[@sauerkrautvonbraun4590]

He knows karate

[@henryrmarliniii8360]

Man...Steven Seagals dog is like Seagal choice in making movies. It starts out like a okay choice and then boom. Nothing

[@pjorkan]

the legend says he have catched about 4000 smugglers and that he and his dog is still out there in the desert waiting for anyone brave enough to try.

[@thomascross8339]

Segal & our Police: "what? Do you expect me to ever endanger my own precious behind by confronting an armed suspect? Do I look like a firefighter or something!?"

[@marchechter5047]

the circle with stevens location on the map hahah .... pure class ... someone in the editing room must be trolling

[@DieselMcBadass1]

"I wouldn't run anymore than 10 yards. I don't have a stuntman available to switch to for that!"

[@saulisthetruth1814]

can seagal be anymore terrible???? lmao. at this point, I'm certain he's trolling us.

[@evilj1x733]

I saw the thumbnail for this video and just HAD to pop in to say that Thumbnail is glorious work 🤣🤣

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol thank you! I gave myself a pretty good laugh making it

[@aikidoboynj]

Seagal is a national treasure. One of a kind. A straight up God.

[@reactivenyc]

National treasure of Russia

[@andrerogers9961]

Seagal is a self inflated gas bag. He had to go to Russia to find a friend.

[@ryz2203]

They called it Above the Border, to play off of Above the Law, which is a Seagal film.

[@ProgSnob14]

Steven and Gene Simmons have the same barber....a sharpie

[@stevenhickey539]

Legend has it those house sketches are still on the refrigerator

[@tun-tunninc.6492]

My dog is just a little bit bigger. What a dick!! 🤣🤣

[@ryanroznowski2263]

are these cops naive or are they laughing about Steven and his fake tactics as soon as he leaves. they may laugh and talk about him even to this day. remember that fat guy saying how he's a ninja and couldn't even jog

[@puertoricanboy100]

When I first moved to the USA, I moved to AZ and the only thing keeping me sane those first nights a year ago, was this channel. Gracias and Congrats to the Red Eye Family!!

[@Skipjack7814]

The "cover" image on this is stellar, I mean just brilliant! Great work. Seagal without his "im 65 and hamster fat but I'm still a toughguy" beard is strange. His "beard" looks like someone pressed a glazed chocolate donut around his CAKE INDUCTION PORT.

[@mikegann3064]

I can’t get over that video thumbnail. 😂

[@nexwexbackup]

Poor Seagal, he is teared apart on internet.

[@zzyzxzy9061]

I love the thumbnail for the video, intended for the lolz but it also looks right at the same time? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@docsnake]

Insanity. And is his face now so huge that no style of sunglasses are able to fit over his eyes?

[@davidbiga7285]

They spent more money on this episode then I earned in year of job... 🤣🤣🤣

[@nemonucliosis]

Seagal is carrying a paintball gun

[@markunger1098]

Seagal recommending that no one run more than ten yards because that’s as far as he can run anyway these days!

[@nickiethesaint316]

I missed you Redeye and that’s on neighborhood 😄

[@WiltedRoseTattoos]

Legend has it During filming the classic film neco time to kill he got hit over his head and suffered a concussion and he has been stuck in character ever since

[@MuttonfudgeRacing]

Gordon Ramsey: Steven, YOU DOUGHNUT!!! Steven: Somebody say doughnuts? Gordon: For f**ks sake!!

[@skRapKlan]

Epic stuff... Simply legendary! THE WORLD WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS!!

[@b.elzebub9252]

I swear to God I misread that title as 'Steven Seagal LARDMAN'

[@tawalali]

This was the best! Well done

[@darksiderider1233]

I thoroughly enjoy these Seagal wines this “perfectly trained” GSP. A perfect example of his lies and insane exaggerations 😂😂 He legit said that he’s been training GSP for 60 years now, started wen he was 13. The dogs seem like they have regular dog training but all this “them being perfect with recall and directions is yet another obvious BS statement by the man myth and legend Mr/Sensei Seagal

[@dizzy1369]

Yes, we Canadians have been fooling Seagal for years. Damn, I guess the jig is up. 😂😂😂😂

[@sirbum1918]

For a moment I thought it was Seagull himself commenting the video, just amazing!

[@007gunlogo]

If Seagal's attack dog is as fierce as his owner, he'll neutralize his prey while sitting in a lounge chair.

[@Skipjack7814]

Say what you will, haters! Steven Seagal is a 7th degree master of Kukido. Kukido is the martial art that enables you to fight an opponent, while discreetly checking his pockets for cookie dough. KUKIDO! Ha ha, yippeeeeeeeee!!

[@Skipjack7814]

The photoshop work on the cover is brilliant! His eyes are even CLOSER TOGETHER than 'normal!'

[@DannyJordison]

Always loved your Seagal impression ♥

[@basquat76]

I don't think that was Russian mate. I think that was German. See people have this idea that if you have a German Shepherd you should speak German to them. They seem to think they Understand German better then any other language.

[@411smiths]

The worse your Steven Seagal accent gets the funnier it is. Keep it up 🙏

[@KROMO50]

Great series thank you unamed person that gave it to you

[@glutitis]

You are really funny. Laughed my arse of😅😅

[@erict3728]

Segal looks like he went on an all expense paid shopping spree in the armory. I'm surprised he isn't wearing a bomb suit, or riot gear. I swear, he looks like he is having the time of his life LARPing as a commando on a ride along with cops. Always has a rifle slung across his chest. I bet they don't give him any ammo(I hope)

[@sean5558]

8:07 you see anything? “I’m not gonna keep telling you , Stay of the radio Steven “

[@jankarieben1071]

@Redeye don’t say you know what rattlers sound like! That’ll give away your possible location! 😱

[@ryanroznowski2263]

so lazy and did they think we believe the guys are healthy after 8 days of no water in a desert and his phone still had a charge. at least try to explain the obvious stuff, baby steven is getting bigger every year also

[@darksiderider1233]

So serious question/s : 1. Are RedEye Review and Space Ice beefing or just happen to both be “die hard” [heavily laced with sarcasm] Seagal fans and happen to be reviewing all this movies at the sametime? 2. Do they know each other, watch them together,and collaborate on making these videos?

[@jcohasset23]

RedEye started his Seagal videos back in late 2020. Space Ice started his about a year ago. The internet has been making fun of Steven Seagal since the mid 2010's (I know South Park in 2015 was one of the early ones) but it's only been within the past year or two that it's become so widely known that Seagal has done a ton of bad straight-to-dvd movies and shows.

[@Oregon123]

Love that steven segal. He once went to one of our villeges and tried to offer a movie. This guy is awesome.

[@stuarthynes6136]

🤣🤣🤣 how dare you slander sensei segal??? He is immortal! From helping sigartha achieve enlightenment, to helping tsun tzu to write the art of war, then helping musashi understand the theory of go rin no sho... not to mention inspiring mother Theresa, who was just Therese when he met her! To quote Greta... how dare you!!!

[@Suomi91]

In season 1 he had two totally different dogs!! XD i knew it those were not his dogs even. He was scared of his own dogs and the dogs responded to german language like this one

[@jcohasset23]

It's apparently relatively common to train working dogs in German because it's easy for the dogs to differentiate between a command and conversation. It also might be the same dog from S1E3, especially as this is suppose to be 2 years later. Either way it's not surprising that Seagal is going to try to one-up the police dog with his own.

[@pc3942]

Your Seagal impersonation never fails to amuse me.