BANNERLORD IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME With No Exploits - Breaking War and Peace In Mount And Blade

Mount and Blade Bannerlord has been out now for many months meaning all of my old exploits in the game like infinite money, infinite gold and infinite experience have been patched. Today however we break the game by breaking war and peace in mount and blade! We will be destroying the way this game calculates war and peace and trading with the AI and using to create infinite money or trade whatever we like from the many kings and emperors of mount and blade 2. I mean we dont even need mods to start breaking this game!
So sit back and watch as the spiffing brit tests to see if Mount and Blade Bannerlord is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or if the Infinite free unlimited money from scamming people when making war and peace is broken!!
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
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Title: BANNERLORD IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME With No Exploits - Breaking War and Peace In Mount And Blade
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[@mattp1734]

Gift for Conner: A Lordship, a Star, and some royal robes. Start Connor's empire off on the right foot!

[@fancygiraffe3340]

€36.99 for a lordship in Sealand. Bath robes start at 16.99.

[@anids1988]

dont forget some tea

[@Averie69]

@@fancygiraffe3340 definetlly sealand! but he needs proper robes, like with all the layers xD and a crown.

[@lukebrown2674]

Or just a knighthood

[@imperlast2]

@@fancygiraffe3340 he could also get him one in ... Scotland,

[@georgelindsay9447]

A gift for connor: A Knighthood from SEALAND.

[@grim1427]

I mean, we're all thinking it right?

[@mihalyszobonyai]

Or a war declaration peace treaty from sealand...

[@Anime_McNuggets]

yes i love this

[@lukethornburg3604]

Amazing.

[@davidkrapensits4367]

Exactly

[@williamwedgwood313]

"This goblin who keeps attacking us and running away; I like him."

[@johnathanquare2390]

congrats you made me laugh

[@tenchimuyo69]

Anime charisma.

[@Zamolxes77]

"He's such a crazy buffoon, I begin to enjoy his company " !

[@terranova1330]

honestly, I would totally be bankrupt at this point if this guy existed, he's so not charming that he's charming

[@Mixinok]

“Give him a horse next time, that will be hilarious!”

[@captainkiok881]

Imagine being so charismatic you could literally just tell the executioner not to chop your head off and then become friends with them.

[@attackfleed1301]

Speech 100

[@PhantomSavage]

Gift for Connor: An actual Yorkshire Tea sponsorship.

[@nobodyimportant5411]

@@thespiffingbrit spiff be my dad

[@naturalwizard2226]

My name is Connor

[@HanSolo__]

As a Pole I can be The Majestic Polish Potato of charm with the mentioned 112k£ in my pockets. Im not sure tho if I can even fit about 4kg of money into my pockets! Its so stupid its actually quite a lot to grab... oh Spiff, why you doing this to me...😆 🤪

[@zinic53000]

@@thespiffingbrit don't you hate it when peasants ruin a post with their smug requests like wanting a father figure?

[@gamingarts457]

@@zinic53000 shut up not everyone is lucky to have a father

[@jypsridic]

Gift for Connor: Solid Gold Brick, international trade standard.

[@averagecalisthenicsguy1504]

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[@ericrenz6074]

0.75 mil 😭

[@kruleworld]

of course, Spiff would will give Connor a solid gold brick. it'll only be 1mm in size, but he will do it.

[@any1alive]

@@kruleworld hence the international standard(c)

[@currentlyspeakingbmwmusic1793]

@@kruleworld even then its worth about 1k XD gold is a nice ressource

[@The_Lordth]

I'm almost convinced that half of Spiff subs is a game developer ready to see what's wrong with they're games

[@crimatechromee804]

same with josh from lets game it out

[@Roketsune]

I'm sure the game devs actually recruit him to find the fuck-ups in game code they overlooked.

[@ELPRES1DENTE45]

​@@Roketsune - He does a few sponsorships of newer games, but they couldn't afford him full-time.

[@mhirroaceroyportillo875]

It’s part of their delivery pipeline 😂

[@tomkelly00]

Their

[@justderp5713]

“War = money” America: *you didn’t know that?*

[@Dealanach]

Also Rome

[@switchpaw]

More specifically it was the time we got europe to pay us to set up weapon manufacturing for ww1, then got them to pay for the weaponry too.

[@ziggie16]

lol america? yes cause wars just started when america was discovered....never any wars before that....

[@RellshouldBsleep]

@@ziggie16 well to be fair we have been at war for maybe 95% of the time we have been a country...

[@marmelos9453]

@@ziggie16 okay.. Napoleon, british empire, rome, persia, Greek, star wars... all that never happend... hmmmmmh... history... but ye america is shitty i agree

[@gooselessvagabond2199]

Give him a gift of a peace deal in exchange for his youtube channel

[@darthsidious6380]

Yes! This.

[@Oblithian]

lmao. How about you do this, AND give him a decent gift?

[@Connorbrow]

The question is, can spiff exploit my AI to accept a terrible deal? 🤔

[@mercilessmystic300]

@@Connorbrow He's The Spiffing Brit, he can exploit anything!

[@terranova1330]

@@Connorbrow He did just beat you using the same trick.....

[@minerman60101]

Gift for Connor: You and him swap your usual roles for an episode. He explains the exploit and uses you as his subordinate

[@T.BG822]

This is the correct answer

[@chaseong9560]

This is the way

[@reaper8401]

This is the way

[@christianjester1425]

@@reaper8401 this is the way

[@ericrenz6074]

A int.std gold bar sounds much better

[@hawkgod14]

Gift for Connor: A framed picture of him dying to lvl 1 freebooters while you have 112k on the 04:28 min mark.

[@wapankiller1219]

What a great deal

[@UltimatelyEverything]

Lol that's perfect

[@LoliFoxQueen]

This is better than anything i could have suggested

[@erwinthedodo9205]

I just imagine that little Goblin is running around with an entire horde of horses behind him

[@chrisgould101]

Stealing every ones gold and horses

[@Maniacman2030]

Don't worry, those horses are just to carry all the gold.

[@da_w1nn3r96]

Gift for Conner: A Knighthood of Sealand and a box of Yorkshire Tea Gold

[@walnzell9328]

Sealand doesn't have a lot of space, so be careful not to accidentally dump the tea in the ocean.

[@garrettberkowitz5873]

@@walnzell9328 1700's flashbacks

[@klobiforpresident2254]

From whom would Sealand even declare independence? I presume from Spiff, who by now probably holds the majority of all titles Sealand bestows upon its citizens.

[@danielcharvat4731]

And a degree of khazit trading from the university of Australia!?

[@walnzell9328]

@@klobiforpresident2254 Technically, Sealand isn't independent. They are a dependency of the UK. So I guess they'd have to dump the tea on purpose eventually.

[@Gauldame]

"they don't want to fight goblins, who would?" *The Goblin Slayer wants to know your location*

[@bartekszustak1121]

Dammit, I just made similiar joke.

[@catherineandpaulfuters2523]

Betterdeadthanred made the exact same joke as you 10 minutes before but ok...

[@Mal-Function4]

Only good goblin is a dead goblin

[@rankena4926]

You mean, Orcbolg?

[@Oblithian]

"goburin"

[@hayokamikaze5896]

Spiff's work with Bannerlord does a great job of showcasing how the balance of power between exploiters and patches works

[@AdeptesCustodes]

Does this still work? Want to immediately download if so lol

[@Huddaz]

@@AdeptesCustodesI second that.

[@SamuelBenedicic_of_NSK]

SPiff: makes character Me: SHREK Spiff: Gerry the Goblin! **Spiffs persuasion is successful** Me: Gerry the Goblin!

[@kenwoodward115]

Gift for Connor: a signed portrait of the queen.

[@burnum]

Drinking Yorkshire Tea.

[@crazycaracal9933]

I was the 300th like to this comment

[@Connorbrow]

I'm British, we all have one already don't we?!

[@kenwoodward115]

@@Connorbrow im thinking something the size of your house :)

[@Huddaz]

Rip

[@patrykrys...]

Gift for Connor: monocle and top hat... With some tea obviously

[@jonasred7512]

Yesssss tea

[@Nuhfjdkmdn]

Yes

[@POTATOLOVERRRR]

Yessssss😂👍

[@argerrosteele8930]

But like, a really fancy top hat. And a cane. Gotta stay posh

[@mcplayer6456]

Yes

[@NinjaTroll137]

Man... this video randomly popped up in my feed, now, I'm downloading Mount and Blade 2... Well done, Gerry Goblin! You charismatic green bastard, you!

[@HHH22330]

Gift for connor: a really really comfy gaming chair to sit and weep in while being totally beaten by your exploits 👌

[@lucas106mm]

Gift for Connor: A title for a Knight of Sealand but his name is misspelled

[@jrheiselt]

This is hilarious.

[@Connorbrow]

So you're gifting me someone else's knighthood! 🤯

[@lucas106mm]

@@Connorbrow correct! Imagine the blackmail potential!

[@FearsomeTiger12]

Please

[@840fahim]

up vote this to the moon xD

[@kronocorruption2012]

Gift for Connor: An actual SpiffCoin

[@HDReMaster]

"how many spiffcoins does it take to get any respect in this goddamn town"

[@hobosrev]

and a tesla model s

[@neonpyromancy5656]

Okay, you win the internet today- that's amazing

[@siouk4979]

"This goblin of a peasant disrespected me, I better give him all my gold and men"

[@tenchimuyo69]

"However, something's gone wrong" Welcome to code.

[@lucasm.3864]

Get Connor a set of “perfectly balanced” (weighted) dice.

[@NickCev]

That is a perfect and on brand gift.

[@erikblarg5498]

Sadly, it might get him in trouble if he ever decided to use em for gambling.

[@grognakthedestroyerattorne3211]

gold paint 'cause it has to look fancy

[@Sock-Puppet]

Spiff Get Connor the most British thing ever, a Mini Cooper Clubman, that says, Sponsored By Yorkshire Tea on it.

[@bushpotato2339]

With 10kg of tea in the back

[@WorldGoods]

Mini is owned by bmw now

[@Sock-Puppet]

Get him a second one

[@gabrieltucker1164]

@@thespiffingbrit Then paint “Sponsored by Yorkshire Tea” on it and add a bow

[@ZTenski]

But does it have Yorkshire Tea branding? That's bound add at least 5000% to performance.

[@bigge6982]

They patched this the same day I bought it! I am so unbelievably miffed

[@darianmcbride4914]

Connor's Xmas Present: One of those cool mini meteorites you get a certificate of authenticity with. 👌

[@Somewekesa]

Gift for Connor: A House, preferably a mansion, in Slough

[@balazslaudisz9733]

Or just simply Slough

[@mh1593]

Are there mansions in slough?

[@astrangeperson2493]

Slough a manshion would proably be worth skyrim for the wii

[@Somewekesa]

@@balazslaudisz9733 naaahhhh connor must feel the joy of owning something nicely earned but in the hell of utter boredom 😴

[@Somewekesa]

@@mh1593 yes there are kennels ;)

[@elijanzen4015]

Gift for Connor: A diamond engagement ring

[@Connorbrow]

I do

[@bigguy3431]

Imagine historians writing down. 2 of September 19:05 the Goblin Family has made peace with the empire ending the 67-th crusade of the empire. 2 of December 19:07 the Goblin family declared war on the empire…

[@feyland_iltani]

1.9.0 added a bug where you can get more parties than normal, if your companion is taken by an enemy party and you free them while you have you max amount of parties (not caravans) you can immediately send the freed person out as a party and go over your cap

[@cjwarrington177]

Get a man who looks at you the same way Rhagea's soldiers look at Goblin.

[@drebear5708]

As a gift for Connor

[@richardbell6456]

Gift for Connor: A Yorkshire Tea Body Pillow

[@edhannigan5787]

Yesss with a gold teaspoon

[@Davonskevort]

tested as of 20 Jan 2021.... this no longer works.

[@kaibaman7767]

Shit... I was worried about this with the number of updates they were coming out with. Unfortunately, I didn't do anything to develop an economy outside of this, so I relied on this to allow me to keep hemorrhaging money for my armies

[@kaydubnews6541]

Get 3 companions and smith the javelin it’s extremely overpriced in the game

[@kaibaman7767]

@@kaydubnews6541 Alternatively, as I've done my current game, maxx smithing and make stupidly valuable swords, buy all trade goods with the excess (because it'll be more money than any town has), then level your trade by selling them at a mark up to other towns

[@DocPicklez]

They Just fixed this yesterday. Break it again!

[@nubbyboah]

Until they roll it out live, I will do my due diligence to the Empire and make sure all of their funds and friendships are mine!

[@xiaoxingchen243]

It’s still available XD

[@T0nitigeR]

I just tried it. It seems like it works for the first week or so. I could do it for some time but then I had to pay to make peace. Thats the point where you have to stop. So it's an easy way to get some starter money (around 100k)

[@felippeneves]

Gift for Connor: An actual horse.

[@Connorbrow]

Do I have to get my own Suit of Armour?

[@felippeneves]

@@Connorbrow Of course not, you're a peasant. You can, however, armor the horse, but that's paid DLC.

[@lucasbiermann257]

that is more of a problem than a present. he has to rent a place for the horse to sleep. and depending of where he lives that is up to 2000USD(converted) per month. so even if he gets a 20.000USD horse in 10 months he will be on the negative with the rent alone lol you also have to buy food plus pay for someone to take care of him if you dont know how to take care of horses(most people dont).

[@Veloxyll]

Given that Conner rescued his olives, get him a jar of olives for christmas

[@SephirothRyu]

Nah, a small box full of not just a jar of olives, but also some olive oil, and some other olive products.

[@Connorbrow]

😭

[@derrickmontgomery418]

Actually a severed hand would be easy to acquire. Every person typically comes with two fully attached hands. And with a few mods you can convert attached hands into severed hands.

[@faasnuhind8578]

Ah yes, Nathanos, true master of deception, given the many faces he wears.

[@MechanicalGizmo]

Gift for Connor: Land in Ireland, legally making him a lord.

[@FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf]

You say that as a joke but I believe you can actually do that for like 60 dollars and get like a 5 feet by 5 feet plot of land.

[@maxdv6136]

Gerry: "Dormammu i've come to bargain"

[@dervadveirzundluni]

“Dormammu I’ve come to bargain” X 1000 times you mean?

[@strogonoffcore]

@@dervadveirzundluni that's it, that's the joke

[@Varis...]

@@dervadveirzundluni you found the joke, congrats!

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

@@dervadveirzundluni I mean that is exactly what happens in the film it didn't need explicitly pointing out...

[@sveniusz]

For Christmas you should give Connor an actual Banner and make him a Lord.

[@D64nz]

They did so well having your family look something like your character that it is hilarious when you make a strange-looking one. It needs a few finishing touches but love this game overall.

[@nerdlingeeksly5192]

Gift for Connor: A life-size decorative replica of the two-handed axe in Banner Lord's main menu (Dane Axe)

[@bluevoid1173]

Dane axe

[@DaMoniable]

you know, this would make a great gift

[@OlafJorigson]

That would be epic!

[@dramoka1201]

Very nice

[@Astrojian]

Can he even have a Dane axe in the UK?

[@user-ti4bm4md5y]

*Emperor checking his mail*: Empire has declared war to Gerry. Empire has made peace with Gerry. Empire has declared war to Gerry. Empire has made peace with Gerry. Empire has declared war to Gerry. Empire has made peace with Gerry. Empire has declared war to Gerry. Empire has made peace with Gerry. Empire has declared war to Gerry. Empire has made peace with Gerry. - The fck?

[@midnght9914]

*Gerry *Gerry *Gerry Etc....

[@brasilianguy100]

*Goblin

[@barsni4779]

That Gerry must be a good guy!

[@thekidfromcanada]

"Who the f*** is Gerry??"

[@METALFREAK03]

Not sure how you typed this multiple times spelling Gerry wrong (G like the spicegirl).

[@FilthyPeasant6]

"Top 10 characters who can beat Thanos with the infinity gauntlet"

[@captainkirk4637]

I imagine that Gerry can hypnotize anyone he wishes

[@maxpower8549]

spiff: "oh hey connor, fancy meeting you here. i just bought this game, up for a challenge?" *connor has left the chat*

[@calt2161]

Buy Connor a PS5 for Christmas and make a video of how you were able to exploit the stores to actually buy one during the holidays.

[@mattevans4377]

Why not an Xbox Series X?

[@zinic53000]

Bc he said a ps5

[@MemeFlavoredJam]

@@zinic53000 it is hard to argue with his assessment

[@Darkseigi]

It should be wrapped using Yorkshire tea boxes

[@savagegaming4133]

Honestly I’m not sure weather I love you or hate you on one hand I love your content on the other your channel has become a go to for devs patching bugs 😂

[@darthdeimos6967]

Would love to see him update this game and show off new exploits with all the changes that have been made.

[@OmniaCausaFiunt]

Gift for connor: a body pillow of the Queen.

[@toddabbott781]

Well of course the gift has to be a year's supply of Yorkshire Tea.

[@RaynmanPlays]

This needs more upvotes.

[@Kenny-xz4gw]

Pallet, a pallet of Yorkshire tea.

[@joshschwarz9750]

@@Kenny-xz4gw no no, enough tea to supply the rest of a year... this year 😈

[@sargentsauce2927]

@@joshschwarz9750 no you mad man I am going to drink tea till I die

[@MrThatpersonthatguy]

Absolutely lovely stuff Spiffing Brit! I rate this 10/10 cups of tea

[@gamemight1028]

That intro was a perfect summary of this game.

[@caynidar6295]

Developers: "We've patched the exploits." Spiff: "They can't stop the exploits. They can never stop the exploits."

[@Eikichi2222]

Gift for Connor: A picture of Spiff drinking coffee so he can use it to blackmail Spiff.

[@dxempire77]

14:02 The Southern Empire have made peace with the Goblin :O

[@Shero1337]

Gift for Connor: A pack of Smucker's Uncrustables sandwitches

[@henleinkosh2613]

Gift for Connor: A custom made Spiffco silverware tea set for 12 people.

[@fritz2278]

seggs

[@Torvar]

Alternate Title, "Spiff takes 90 men at once."

[@KisukeGhoul]

Been waiting for another bannerlord vid🔥

[@cleon24769]

I absolutely love the big doofus smiles in this game.

[@400and4]

Gift for Connor: A one-shot video of you brewing coffee and then drinking it, while singing high praises for its taste and flavour between sips.

[@Atherax]

That's a gift for us tho not him

[@travisniebel7559]

thats how brits explode, sadly 1 out 8 brits make the the mistake of drinking coffee in America when they visit

[@400and4]

True.

[@Atherax]

@@travisniebel7559 that's coz American coffee

[@onedaynoreason2572]

This

[@Whats-Kraken]

Gift for Conner: A position of knighthood or nobility in Sealand

[@chodad1381]

Gift for Connor: a single packet of Yorkshire tea.

[@michaelmcgee5478]

Good journeys to you too Empress

[@JohanDanielsson8802]

Gift for Connor: the most expensive game on his Steam wishlist.

[@miniwheatz93]

Gift: 3D printed Gerry Goblin to always remember that declaring war and then immediately backing out is the best way to obtain a fortune.

[@adamw1340]

Give him his friends back. I know your keeping him hostage.

[@sonyscronies]

I was excited to try this as the game just came out on console, then I realized this videos was a year old and it looks like this was patched out. Fun video though.

[@Connorbrow]

Another video another reason to ghost Spiff

[@zinic53000]

What do you want for Christmas?

[@tomislavkefecek4443]

yeah, What they said ^^^^^^^^

[@tobma_]

gift for connor: his freedom

[@scottyrose9106]

Spiff is a Brit; you know, colonialism. So... No. Lol.

[@Connorbrow]

I just need a sock 🥺

[@elijanzen4015]

Master has given Connor a sock! Master has presented Connor with clothes!! Connor is freeee!!

[@Stingrae951]

I'm liking this because you posted this on my birthday :D

[@das_gruuben]

Judging by his performance here, Conner clearly enjoys bean juice... So get him a broken Keurig machine... Happy holidays, gentlemen, and thank you for the video. Top shelf stuff, this.

[@Eclyptical]

Get Connor a mug that says "#2 Admin"

[@redtheforgottendragon4576]

Gift for Connor: A book of every exploit ever patched by the developers of Bannerlord.

[@mattfisher1916]

A 3090

[@guilhermearanha5676]

Some smithing tools, maybe...

[@earlguild8748]

Spiff naming his character one name then spends the whole video calling him a different name entirely. Haha I love it.

[@aaronk7355]

It feels so weird thinking about how big your channel got I remember it felt it started after the steam summer sale exploit.

[@ThatOneGuy_James]

"If scamming your enemies is sure to result in victory then you must scam!" -Sun Tzu

[@Taolan8472]

Not in those words, but the general premise is like three entire chapters of The Art of War.

[@isaacouellette8891]

I didnt know potato farmers watched Spiff

[@camramaster]

@@Taolan8472 This is both true, and hilarious.

[@benjaminhoover6427]

Never scam uphill

[@wilderuhl3450]

Gift for Connor: a castle in Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[@xLionsxxSmithyx]

21:47 wow spiff... that almost made me want to drink coffee... "almost".

[@Aikisbest]

This video alone makes me want to play Bannerlord again...but updating this game manually :x

[@heartbeat4atinman]

6:00 I like the mental image of a kingdom declaring war on a single person.

[@CaptNSquared]

Sounds kinda like the communist revolution to me

[@anzacwashington7050]

In March 1815, after Napoleon had returned to France from Elba, Britain, France, Austria, Prussia, Russia, Sweden, Spain, Portugal, Switzerland, Baden, Bavaria, Brunswick, Denmark, Hannover, Liechtenstein, Nassau, the Netherlands, Sardinia, Saxony, Sicily, Tuscany, and Wurttemberg all declared war on Napoleon Bonaparte, as an individual man, as the start of the War of the Seventh Coalition, or the Hundred Days. It really did happen in real life.

[@Peo1TJ]

Let's get him a 4 bedroom house with a back garden, at least £300,000

[@thereaper8593]

I recently started mount and blade again and just knew if I search “spiffing Brit mount and blade” there would be the holy grail of videos

[@CallMeKevan]

You can imagine the king of the Southern Empire getting non-stop letters declaring war on and declaring peace with Gerry the Goblin.

[@RaynmanPlays]

Game: *Includes an NPC trading system* Spiff: "So you have chosen death."

[@MrSakomo]

Just got home from an 11 hour shift and spiff posted the video 8 mins ago. You light up my day, every day. May the Queen bless you spiff ❤

[@fritoe3329]

10 minutes in and already mastered the art of the deal

[@Iwor735]

A full proper tea set, a good one.

[@HustlersMark]

The developers of Bannerlord are probably ripping their hair out everytime The Spiffing Brit comes out with a new bannerlord video. lmao

[@eliasnilsson6604]

ANY developer would

[@MravacKid]

I'm picturing a bunch of guys in lab coats with notepads huddled around the screen, taking notes. :)

[@Kitket331]

What about Todd Howard? Because I'm prety sure that he doesn't give a damn.

[@bruheffect6335]

Not really this glitch been out for a while but i got a glitch that really breaks the game i got 19 mil on one of my playthroughs totally no glitches

[@Gauldame]

Personally, if I were a developer,I would send the spiffing Brit a copy of my game, give him a sponsorship and say fuck me up fam. 1) cheap advertising 2) he finds the bugs we need to fix 3) gamer good will because instead of looking pissed my company looks like we can take a joke.

[@neoteraflare]

"They don't want to fight goblins. Who would?" Goblin Slayer: Somebody said fight goblin?

[@camramaster]

GGGGGAAAAAWWWWBBBBBBLLLLIIINNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

[@Darkilikill]

More like "Is that so?"

[@IamOutOfNames]

@@Darkilikill I see.

[@DrPebis]

This man single handedly made me love brits

[@LoLz16065]

My friends and I would do a similar challenge on Skyrim to see who could become a millionaire faster. Awesome video!

[@KindredBoo]

Gift for connor: A year supply of yorkshire gold tea

[@cruxifer9766]

"They don't want to fight goblins. Who would?" [Heavy Metal Plays in the Distance]

[@sarahmellinger8125]

Goblin slayer has declared war on Gerry

[@jeremiah1293]

“With some kind of deranged-infested glee” is my favorite description