Mount And Blade Bannerlord But I Use Guns To Break The Game - Can You Beat Bannerlord With Guns?

[@historicalaccuracy15]

I declare this video 100% historically accurate with no flaws whatsoever

[@Taxman_42]

This is History by Todd Howard

[@Lukidove]

As an immortal in hiding I can verify that this is 100% what happened

[@codywebster4570]

Aye Captain

[@H2TK]

@@codywebster4570 I concur good sir.

[@carbonbeaker409]

I don’t know that anyone but me got the joke Dorian Gray.

[@joshuawood9994]

Imagine your waging a battle with 1000 men and some dude with a cup of tea and a fully automatic assault crossbow kills everyone in your army single handedly

[@oghuz_kaghan]

the Thumbnail gives me breadboys vibes

[@jackhazardous4008]

What do you even do? If you retreat/surrender, you'll be known as the guy who lost an army to one man. If you fight, you get your head blown off from a quarter mile away.

[@8Smoker8]

Yeah that's one way to ruin a perfectly good battle.

[@daihairs]

Bandit leader - "How about we settle this one on o...." Spiffing Brit - "Boom head shot!"

[@GastonBoucher]

It's like the scene from indiana jones lol.

[@conanholmes8620]

I loughed way too loud at this 😂

[@Seamus.Harper]

"So anyway, I started blasting..."

[@solowomanyudachi8202]

“You understand that? Human ‘ed shot machine! ”

[@danielsaly1101]

Im yo 1k like

[@MightOfChrist]

*history channel at midnight be like* : The Templar Knights were known to use guns as AK-47 and Magnum handguns.

[@raptorjesus5870]

Hitler was killed by templars wielding flaming miniguns

[@thegeneral2374]

Stalin was a lizard person from the planet Sun

[@brokenatm2056]

Glorious Калашников

[@fizzbrew]

@@raptorjesus5870 I wish what a reality that would be. Deus Vult

[@AmperahGaming]

@@fizzbrew Deus vult. God wills it

[@ahmedmuawia2447]

"I didn't even get to use the Ballista" This is one of the most epic overlooked quotes I have ever heard.

[@christophgeiger9806]

What about a machine gun ballista

[@GundamReviver]

Now that's podracing

[@ahmedmuawia2447]

@Fuck Google you have lost your breathing privileges. Prepare to be put under (discount slavery) serfdom!

[@earlfromdiscord8016]

why hello there Ahmed, fancy seeing you here

[@ahmedmuawia2447]

@@earlfromdiscord8016 a good Burh Moment

[@nevercroft6711]

Taleworld: "Finally, we've fixed all those exploits..." Spiff: "By the way, here's another exploit involving Trade." *Someone at Taleworld just chucking their desk out a window*

[@AntonsVoice]

Or computer into garbage

[@MoonFlux]

Most game devs: *A youtuber played my game?! Woo!* Devs: *Sees it was Spiff* Oh no....

[@robberyproductions1363]

Devs' Coders: What did he Do this time!?

[@MoonFlux]

@@robberyproductions1363 "Oh god no... not our game on his lets play.."

[@jevondanaristo166]

Dev: Ah shit here we go again

[@JoshdaKnight]

“But we tested this game soooo MUCH!”

[@robertlewis6915]

Bannerlord's devs actually seem to be patching the bugs out nearly as fast as they appear, so they might actually be happy about it.

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

"We killed an archer from literally miles away. Distance 173 meters."

[@KNR90]

The Brits get very confused between miles and meters, it's weird

[@leodecipher9223]

Lol

[@wideyxyz2271]

@@KNR90 yes we are better with miles, furlongs, chains, yards and feet...Much much simpler to visualise.....

[@minhazul1000]

@@wideyxyz2271 yep

[@wisewigga7129]

@@wideyxyz2271 I am 80 cock long

[@grihoriko8800]

Spiff: Annihilated Lucon army with a weapon of immense power and now planning to chop his head off. Lucon: *_happy smile_*

[@grihoriko8800]

@@thespiffingbrit mb he just realised that he is finally free from his grumpy wife, annoying kids and whiny lords and peasants

[@Halinn]

@@grihoriko8800 Not to mention that nobody will ask him about Neretze's Folly ever again

[@senzasleftnipple1941]

He was smiling because he knew spiff would kill him, then the main quest could never be finished, it truly was his master plan

[@feli-the-sunfairy]

@@thespiffingbrit Well it appears his master plan just got himself killed.

[@rickycook1539]

@@thespiffingbrit Lucon gave his life to keep the world free from your Kingdom

[@CBGBBB]

Yeah the economy of Bannerlords is outrageous. I made a two handed sword that was worth 100,000 denars and it cost only a few steel bars.

[@aceplay100]

Blacksmith labour costs an arm and leg when you're that good.

[@adanje0816]

@@baguettelauncher8839 Its resently bin nerfed a lot

[@Just_a_Skaven_on_the_internet]

@Brat Hahn hmmmmm

[@tigregiallo3398]

The most I got out of a blade Was 7.800 :(((((

[@fourthknower9831]

@@tigregiallo3398 only 7 thousand and 8 hundred?

[@ertrick3693]

Throwback to the time when Spiff streamed himself committing not!warcrimes in Warband with an automatic crossbow in his 100 Stat Man series and someone joked that it was leaked Bannerlord gameplay.

[@Dmartinez117]

We have come full circle, like a circle shape that has tea in it 🍵 ☕️

[@ThehandleSigmawasstolenfromme]

Turns out this is leaked Bannerlord II gameplay

[@sf-reaping8290]

Spiff: "Not a Semi-Automatical Pistol" Also Spiff: Showing a machine pistol

[@Klosop]

Its not semi auto

[@randomprojectsusa5196]

Klosop28 That’s his point

[@Klosop]

@@randomprojectsusa5196 yes "not a swmi pistol" shows a not a semi pistol Yes

[@sf-reaping8290]

Guys, just chill. You have to know the context by watching the video instead of just hopping into the commentary section to know how i ment it.

[@D0NtPh34rTh3R34p3R]

He's a brit who probably has never fired a gun, it's excusable.

[@xionkale3688]

*use gun to break the game* meanwhile Oda Nobunaga: "hmm...nostalgic..."

[@PikachuLittle]

WASHI JA!

[@ertrick3693]

He even got the volley tactics down with the army of "crossbowmen" gunning down cavalry.

[@Ildun]

Hajunhenjo, Sanzen Daisen Tenmaoh!

[@anonymoose2210]

I can't wait for season 2 :) Drifters is so good.

[@peeposad9127]

eww a bunch of retarded weebs

[@GuilhermeSantos-gy3uf]

_"I just love how you are able to go into almost any military engagement, have all of your archers let loose on the enemy who'll gonna be charging towards you then I just reset the spawn by pushing the retreat button and we can fight again"_ *bruh* thats not a bug you're just implementing guerrilla tactics and if the devs disagree they are just haters

[@F14thunderhawk]

or simulating the Battle of Agincourt

[@mivapusa]

I usually did this with mounted archers

[@jekesan4221]

Don't you still suffer casualties to retreat?

[@hunterrhoades1813]

@@jekesan4221 nope, and that's why it's busted.

[@Aaron14LifeZZZ]

Lol I didn't even think of that

[@midievalcat7770]

Everybody gangsta until the knight guns down the peasants with an AK-47

[@BRM5Guy]

Everyone gangsta until the peasants launch a jungle guerrilla assault and all of the kights become terrified of the trees

[@gubadagoober]

So you have soviet knights

[@historicalaccuracy15]

@@BRM5Guy Now this is where the fun begins

[@aople4682]

@@BRM5Guy everybody gangsta, 'till the trees start speaking OO OO AA AA

[@lukathurinn7906]

Crossbow 47

[@pixelhole7977]

"Why is this shiny piece of metal so expensive?" Gucci and supreme: *Heavy breathing *

[@1ProAssassin]

"Can You Beat Bannerlord With Guns?" Well the game doesn't hav an end to its planned main story yet so...

[@ali_new_world]

so... NO

[@ChulioRCHulio]

@@thespiffingbrit Then we make our own! Like Barios wacky adventures with his peasent extravaganza :)

[@anthonyromanelli1392]

The main questline ends with the discovery of gunpowder and the endgame content is just COD

[@gamesretweets9979]

This conspiracy keeps getting stronger and I have no way to stop it. Even with a crossbow that has an infinity symbol on it.

[@MauriceTarantulas]

Whoosh!

[@JafoTHEgreat]

29:40 This my favorite part. The look that Arcor gives Spiff. Spiff tells him that hes a dead man, and Arcor's glistening happy evil eyes turn to dread, and regret.

[@PhantomSavage]

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOD

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

“So this armor costs about 12 times an entire city’s stash of gold” Every Cataphract: ok, I’ll take it. Seriously though. It costs like 100 gold to upgrade them.

[@Tophat_Viking]

"Whatever happens, we have got The Maxim gun, and they have not." - The Spiffing Brit, warrior and poet

[@QuietFury9]

Spiff: Our arrows will blot out the sun! Mount and blade bannerlord: we will die in the shade!!!

[@edwardscissorhands4930]

Can't wait to see a title called Real life is perfectly balanced and has no exploits.

[@jimbolovet3286]

Except unlimited money and power

[@connorstacey4546]

All fun and games until the spiffing Brit gets god mode and makes tea the only beverage in the known universe

[@devinwhite5064]

@@connorstacey4546 Gods are only powerful when people believe in them, when people stop they become myths. He takes away my coffee and he'll become a myth pretty damn fast :P

[@jocalodaco]

"Nooo you can't just break the game by using a impossible weapon" "Hahah, Gatling Bow goes pew pew"

[@dumaskhan]

sir, there is a lone crossbow man coming at our gates... Lord: Its ok, show your back to him, he will die with boredom.

[@Cryogenius333]

"You are one brave sausage. Yknow wot, Ill reward you for this. The ONE man who stood against Bario" *SpLOrCh* "Well...he stood for a little bit."

[@tomnum1398]

I love the "yeet" when you're decapitating a nobleman lol

[@UltimatelyEverything]

Game devs can never fully patch exploits and glitches when there's Spiff because he'll always find at least one or two that work.

[@capsade]

Indeed fr fr

[@brandonwiley5372]

Especially when he just cheats lmao

[@UNclear-sv1iq]

Oh god it's the British conquest for the world all over again

[@agoose4468]

Rule britanya britanya rules the world

[@uckcpr]

@@thespiffingbrit THE ONLY REASON THE AMERICANS ESCAPED IS THE FACT THAT WE DIDNT HAVE THE POWER OF THE QUEEN

[@lettuceman9439]

we wouldn't gotten away with it if it weren't for our other meddling tendencies of crashing our economy for tea.

[@Kakarot64.]

@@lettuceman9439 Well and the French being bad neighbour's.

[@crystalcarbon]

what do you mean all over again? it never stopped.

[@lawaern3474]

I have to say, the sound of The Spiffing Brit saying "MONEY" is a truly majestic one. It brings me such great joy to hear that lovely sound while I sip the most wonderful beverage known to the multiverse.

[@Otterdisappointment]

When your tech tree is just slightly bigger than everybody else’s

[@diobrando5764]

Taleworlds: *fixes their bugs and exploits* CDPR and Bethesda: “It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.”

[@TheWorstNoob]

*"Parry this, filthy casual."*

[@imperiusempire4698]

Spiffing Brit, 2020

[@valentinmitterbauer4196]

Lothar von Trotha, commander of the Imperial Schutztruppe for German South West Africa, 1904, right before mowing down the warriors of the Herero tribe with machine gun fire

[@MonstertruckBadass]

why does this have so many likes

[@HuskingPHP]

Imagine Coding the Ballista to become a Gun XD

[@leodecipher9223]

“You can’t just execute everyone-“ “haha axe go *BRRRRRRRR* “

[@amkn7939]

Axe go chop chop

[@yaseruxd8402]

Ah yes, bringing a gun to a swordfight

[@ChulioRCHulio]

AAah yes The adventures of 500 Stat Man! Perfectly balanced like all should be. Huzzah! And good day do you Sir Spiff :) Keep that the (and exploits) flowing Cheers ;)

[@ladywaffle2210]

"Archers only" Did you mean: *The Mongols*

[@dightonhekman7110]

The mongols are known for their horse archers. The Persian empire was practically all archers. The fact was how the Greeks were able to effectively defend their lands so well because the greeks understood that shields can easily block arrows.

[@ladywaffle2210]

@@dightonhekman7110 ssshhhhhhhhh

[@zacksilverstone7642]

@@dightonhekman7110 TURTLE POWER!

[@spiky7700OG]

Horse Archer only is a viable tactic in this game.

[@karkkosvolfe]

It did work very well for them too...

[@Rizz_Messiah]

Steppe Bandit Boss- " I demand a 1 vs 1 fight!!!!" Spiff- " So I started blasting."

[@NRSGuardian]

Spiffing says something villainous as he executes another lord. Spiffing Brit's army: Are we the baddies?

[@yourlocalbicronoverlord]

That relatable moment when you’re playing a medieval war simulator and proceed to completely delete the entire enemy leadership

[@zacksilverstone7642]

Lord Spiff: *Decapitate yet another Lord.* Me, a heretic: *"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"*

[@lordcommissar7813]

In the name of light I shall smite all heretics

[@totalorganfailuregaming3252]

YOU HERETIC, WE ARE SENDING THE BAAANEBLAADE TO YOUR LOCACION IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR OF MANKIND.

[@yoruichixx6951]

KHORN FOR THE KHORNFLAKES

[@BeardedFatman]

"You've been attacking my peasents, AND THATS FOR ME TO DO NOT YOU!" i belive we reached hights that shouldn't be possible

[@esbech]

Standard Feudalism.

[@akostoth9389]

Nobody: History channel after midnight:

[@stickypotatofilms]

peasants: It's over Bario, we have the high ground Bario: lets loose a barrage of crossbow bolts and executes them all within seconds

[@imperiusempire4698]

stickypotatofilms Darth Vader is quite jealous now

[@rebelgaming1.5.14]

Congrats Spiff, you've effectively turned bannerlord into WWI, the game.

[@gawddamn6186]

wasting 35 minutes watching someone breaking geneva sugestion

[@wideyxyz2271]

Ahhh that explains the Nazis in WW2 it was just a suggestion not a convention (Geneva)!

[@pooperzpersonal]

exactly, it's a suggestion

[@icebear8311]

Ice bear Would like to Like, But 69

[@3starperfectdeer233]

"Not a slow firing semi auto pistol" *shows picture of a fast firing full auto smg/Machine pistol*

[@juliancoenen4917]

“600.000 for some Shiny bit of metal?!” That was exactly what I think when abstract art, gold and diamonds are sold

[@firockfinion3326]

Northern lord: >breathes Spiff: "That's it, off with your head."

[@aidanfarnan4683]

"I have faith, for we have got, the Maxim gun, and they have not."

[@Alfaqwertzuio]

“Whatever happens, we have got The Maxim gun, and they have not.” ― Hilaire Belloc ... and Spiff, probably

[@louis8487]

This is basically what happened in world war one. No one was used to the new machine guns and many commanders and generals fought with old tactics and led large amounts of their men to the slaughter being gunned down effortlessly. Both sides made that mistake.

[@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051]

That's not true they knew mini guns as they have fought whit / against them at least the Germans and French

[@louis8487]

@@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051 I was talking more about the British

[@gooberone]

@@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051 uhh... miniguns? i dunno about that one chief. the M134 minigun fires at 2800 RPM or something like that, fires 7.62x51 NATO (which was standardized in the early-mid 50's) and was invented in something like 1960's or 1980's, somewhere in between the two. i get what you mean, eg: lewis gun, potato digger MG, MG-08, etc. Miniguns are generally known for being rotary weapons that fire quite fast and pump out either high calibre rounds or intermediate rounds. i mean, i guess you could argue that the gatling gun was used, but by then only a handful of nations still wielded them in a large scale. oh wait why did i rant about this?

[@WoobooRidesAgain]

@@gooberone On the notion of Gatling Guns, _sort of._ Gatling guns did have comparatively high fire rates to standard artillery pieces, but they were enormously heavy and generally unwieldy, more akin to cannons than what we would now consider a proper machine gun. Several nations had access to plenty of them, including just about every major power in the war, where they had been used in colonial warfare, but were used in a manner more similar to cannons and howitzers. Which, incidentally, is why so many nations were slow to adopt and adapt to the machine gun, as this increased tactical flexibility (even early Maxims weighed a fraction of the size of a Gatling and had to be towed on wheeled mounts, which greatly hindered their mobility) which combined with their higher fire rate and ammo capacity (Gatling guns typically used vertical stacks of limited ammo or massive unwieldy drums, Maxims were only limited to the size of the ammo belt and the amount of ammo the crews could carry) made them leagues more deadly than even the smallest and highest-capacity Gatling. All this factored in to create a weapon that was so radically new in its capabilities that few nations understood how to best utilize them or counter them, with the only real exceptions to this being the United States, who didn't enter the war for several years, and Russia. This, along with new innovations in artillery design, are what led to such enormous slaughters of unprepared infantry.

[@gooberone]

@@WoobooRidesAgain Yep!

[@William_Kyle-Yuki_Yuuki]

I spent the first few minutes of this thinking "Didn't I already watch this?" then I remembered you did "Mount And Blade Warband But I Use Guns To Break The Game"

[@Debatra.]

26:26 *Panelea:* See? I can single-handedly charge the enemy lines just like Bario! *Bario:* Well yes, but actually no.

[@pedrolmlkzk]

He was trying to impress his senpai

[@christianskinner6792]

I love watching spiff I always get a good chuckle watching him but being under the influence of TEA increases the spiff videos by 1 million percent. Love this man.

[@Tunturisorsa]

I got a bug on my save that gave me over a thousand medicine lvls in one tick when i made myself the surgeon of my army (of like 30 t1-3 troops), idk what happened but afterwards i got to lead an army of peasants with more than 1k hp with the minister of health perk

[@yyglsiirrequiredtohavealas7254]

8:50 Rip Steven, also discovering the tactic of press-ganging to bolster your army lol

[@SongOfStorms411]

Your casual demeanor while executing the lords was hilarious.

[@Lucasdekker99]

Spiff: Crossbows are rare to find Me who finds them in every city

[@user-ml2kx3zx2l]

this makes me remember of Mount&Blade: warband - customtroops mod, my army basically consisted of fire weapon armed knights, yeah me conquered Calradia

[@arieltone6968]

Spiff - Kills entire armies with a medieval gun. America - I think we're starting to get to him

[@ryanmattia433]

I got oddly attached to that Khuzait Lancer, the madlad.

[@atlantiancyclops5206]

1:55 last time you promised me an item, I may or may not have used that atomic bomb to eradicate a small city. Can't wait for my new toy!

[@lurker86]

oh hey lucky me I found this within 1 minuteof posting 👍🏻👍🏻

[@simonforss9980]

Steven playing in the water. The Spiffing Brit: Kills him because he's gone mad.

[@quadcannon]

Every time a M&B dev sees that another Spif video is up, they start to sweat profusely and feel the need to weep. "What did we miss *this* time?"

[@serbsi2922]

Great videos my guy. Gave enough hours of entertainment I've subscribed to the tea... though minigun may be a misnomer considering the rate of fire

[@torumakalig5692]

Spiff, I’ll have you know my order of Yorkshire Tea Gold has arrived, and now I too can experience this prime British delicacy. Cheers to you and your exploits good sir

[@richardp2267]

At 1:36 tell me that's not Vin Diesel in his early 20's . Love your vids man! Hello from Nc.

[@perplexcalibur3661]

🍵 Hey Spiff, love your vids! You actually made me buy Bannerlord, even though I planned on waiting till the first Warband mods made it over... I'd love to see you break the game with a supermelee weapon! I wonder if the game physics will allow funky stuff!

[@pacocheung1864]

Breaking Mount and Blade via machine crossbow is now tradition on Spiff's channel........I can already imagine the next game coming out and another minigun video........ It just works

[@tijansigin4768]

ah, I see, they follow the Viking style of recruitment "Well, ya' killed my friends, family, pillaged and ransacked my home town, and left my bleeding on the floor... so... *You've proven your worth and I will fight to you all the way to Valhalla!"*

[@monomanamaniac]

This is by far my favorite video of yours

[@benfed4873]

"No Views" Wow, last time I was this early... The dinosaurs... They didn't like that.

[@P0PE]

Bennett Fedorowicz I didn’t like that

[@pekkalaitinen8769]

Imagine, one man with a horse cart full of full magazines and one reliable assault rifle could change the entire history

[@ryanlesner4716]

Random guy 1 " Look a guy with a crossbow. " Random guy 2 " " Don't worry we are out of range. " Random guy 2 takes an arrow to the eye. Random guy 1 " Duck! " Random guy 3 " What duck? Where? "

[@1911Zoey]

The shade tho. Truly a classic Brit looking down on the coffee drinkers. lol

[@andyhighroller8217]

I’m so glad i found this channel, I’ve been looking for a game like this😌

[@olivermckowen135]

Bario rides over a hill: "Helloooo my friend" Lucon: "Shit. Shitshitshitshit..."

[@aople4682]

People: why don't you just do a normal run through of a game? Spiffing: hehe gun go pow pow pow

[@SaintDaisley]

You know Spiff is a good entertainer, because he can take an absolutely dull God-stomp and make it funny.

[@Ariou016]

In history, crossbows went "Brr"

[@privatefrizz8627]

Bannerlord: Realism Spiff: What is that?

[@NotFinnish]

The crossbow is sometimes governed like a gun! It can be very similar, kills fast and now reloads kind of slightly faster.

[@charlieno7893]

Picked up banned lord because of this video. Absolutely love it. Its a great game.

[@iamayzil8105]

Same, I just wanted to play with that crossbow. Still haven’t figured out how. Haha

[@ofdustandnations6806]

So many peoples without flags make me sad. Any way we can change that? Spiff: Why yes!

[@valhallajester]

And there you have it, the power of Yorkshire tea

[@archdukefranzferdinand567]

"Breaking Bannerlord by Committing a Genocide"

[@br1thedrew344]

When Stephen the horse was freaking out in the water I thought of Artax right away... and then spiff shot him. Lol he comes back in the end just like Artax tho

[@thepolishdestroyeroprpioru9164]

"First 8,000 people to like the video will get their own minigun crossbow" Me, with 70 alternative accounts:)

[@Piotr08]

Like 400 pepole stopped me from getting it :(

[@mauleblanc4147]

Piotr Grzesiak same this guy was most of them

[@Kakarot64.]

@@mauleblanc4147 Dammit I wanted some crossbow to arm my militia, now I'm just going to have to rely on teaching them how to punch properly.

[@ertrick3693]

@@Piotr08 *Laughs in sub-6,000-likes gang*

[@mauleblanc4147]

Kakarot very unfortunate

[@Icancontrolit]

Bandit: my my you've cut through my men how about we settle this one on one Spif: here have a gun

[@eamon821]

"Slow firing semi-automatic pistol"

[@Binxluvswamprats]

Love your tyrannical way of rule with that dash of humour got me to subscribe from that lol

[@grimmskaldgaming]

"I work for belithor at the general goods store." NOT ANYMORE! (Chop)

[@JoshdaKnight]

Spif, on behalf of my fellow Americans I want to thank you for bringing guns into a medieval game. Excellent work, sir. Now please find a way to bring them into Kingdom Come next.

[@pearseduddy7527]

Actually the developers don’t hate the crossbow, it was just op in the first game, mount and blade: warband

[@MsFasty]

Bows were more overpowered in Warband

[@justme6094]

I grew to love your videos after 40 minutes. You are awesome dude.

[@kyrnti1075]

Who else remembers the time when he did this for warband.. ahhh good times!