Love Calculator vs Your MLP Ships

Do these ships hold water? I asked the Love Calculator to predict the success probability of your My Little Pony Ships! Can the objective quality of a fandom ship be determined by an online algorithm? The truth will not shock you at all! Thank you to all who submitted answers on KZbin and Twitter!
Speaking of, you can find me on here before the platform dies: / banquo05
Disclaimer: This is video is made for humor and entertainment purposes. Do not try to find meaning or philosophical truth in this silly horse video. Please ship responsibly.
Love Calculator: psycatgames.co...
Credits:
You Lied to Me - ASDF Movie 6
Bullshit - Spiderman Far From Home
Wrong - Star Wars the Last Jedi
Music: Someday - Replacer
Outro: Moonsounds - SlyphStorm

[@Shaulaise7]

Sci-Set Shippers, tonight we FEAST. Scratch-Tavia Shippers, tonight we... lay in bed eating cookie dough ice cream while reading University Days for the seventeenth time...

[@banquo0]

Great ice cream choice. Entirely warranted for this rollercoaster of emotions

[@Baldi_n_Friends]

Invite me! (it's my all time favorite ship except its with normal Twi for me) :D

[@frododododo]

Freaking love sciset so much

[@ShadowChromia]

this makes me wanna put together a site that kinda like, deconstructs every mlp characters main personality traits, relations with other species/characters, and ability to get along with others like themself, and make a proper calculator that actually can calculate compatibility

[@DavidMuri-lm5vy]

That's exactly what I would do if I had the computer knowledge to be able to create a love calculator and feed it every single My Little pony piece of "canon" content created by Hasbro entertainment studios especially for all of the background characters and boom it gives us every single probability that a ship could lead to a marriage! 🥰🥰🥰🥳🥳🥳

[@BikerDash]

DO EET! NAO!

[@a-s-greig]

I love how unquestionably scientific and objective this is.

[@banquo0]

Ah yes, nothing but facts and logic with this KZbin channel

[@DavidMuri-lm5vy]

​@@banquo0 I still love the Applejack X Caramel ship regardless of what the Love calculator says! 💞 💞 💞 💞 💞 💞

[@MimirPancake]

It was going so well until the end rip Lyrabon

[@adolfodef]

Not using their true, full canonical names.

[@Narrator007]

Lyra Heartstrings + Sweetie Drops = 58% Better, but still a far cry from what they deserve

[@moon45ben17]

Whoa, scratch, and Octavia really are just roommates

[@Blindbeauty2002]

Twilight is basically Spike’s mother! She hatched his egg! No way Jose!

[@sofiacuccu3072]

THE WAY THE APPLEDASH RESULTS MADE ME OOF AUDIBLY

[@TheBronyTanker]

Love calculator is damn right about that damn blue horse Trixie. She ain't getting anypony

[@a-s-greig]

Was Sonata her highest score? Dang.

[@hellistheunderworld]

Intro - 0:00 Fluttershy x Big Mac - 1:49 Spike x Ember - 2:32 Luna x Sombra - 3:07 Fluttershy x Adagio - 3:36 Derpy x Dr. Whooves - 4:11 Gabby x Spike - 4:52 Rarity x Fluttershy - 5:13 Twilight x Blue Blood - 5:37 Applejack x Caramel - 6:09 Discord x Celestia - 6:32 Rarity x Pinkie- 6:53 Twilight x Rainbow- 7:09 Tempest x Twilight - 7:40 Steven Magnet x Lightning Dust - 7:59 Fluttershy x Pinkie - 8:13 Sonata Dusk x Trixie - 8:37 Pearmare x Queen Nova - 8:56 trixsomethingsomething2095 x Banquo0's mom - 9:28 Fluttershy x Trixie - 9:52 (IMO 2nd best ship) Flash Sentry x Twilight - 10:11 FizzySprinkles x Starlight 10:35 Pinkie x Cheese Sandwich - 10:59 Cheerilee x Teaching - 11:20 (G5) Hitch Trailblazer x Sprout Cloverleaf - 11:50 Soarin x Rainbow - 12:25 Spike x Smolder - 12:45 Celestia x Sombra - 13:07 Fluttershy x Rainbow - 13:31 Twilight x Pinkie - 13:45 (G5) Hitch x Zipp Storm - 14:08 Sci-Twi x Sunset Shimmer - 14:35 Rarity x Applejack - 15:12 Twilight x Spike - 15:40 Octavia x Vinyl Scratch - 15:55 Sunburst x Starlight - 16:22 (IMO best ship) Applejack x Rainbow - 16:47 Spike x Rarity - 17:17 Fluttershy x Discord - 17:50 Starlight x Trixie - 18:19 Lyra x Bon Bon - 18:56 dont ask, i was bored 15 likes for percentages

[@WinsomeFaun]

Yasss Appledash

[@Dashiefan4ever_mlp]

Yesss I love Appledash! I wish there was more episodes of the two!

[@Rainbow_Sish_Kabob]

Now we need to ask to ask ChatGPT what ships it recommends...

[@DavidMuri-lm5vy]

YES!!!!!! ❤❤❤😂😂🎉

[@THS_Station]

Done! ChatGPT says: " *Well, from a creative standpoint, one interesting pairing that comes to mind is Fluttershy and Applejack, it could make for a really sweet and grounded relationship. Their differences in personality could complement each other well, with Fluttershy's gentle nature balancing out Applejack's more assertive tendencies. What do you think?* " I say that’s a huge W! FlutterJack doesn’t get nearly enough love!

[@MCLegoboy]

14:18 Now that is just criminal. The Love Calculator got this one wrong. It's the only ship that I've ever hoped happens in MLP, I can really just take or leave the rest (mostly leave), but they're too good together to not become a thing.

[@Flustershy]

I mean, since the calculator plays on name composition the results vary wildly. Hitch Trailblazer + Zipp = 61% Hitch + Zipp = 77% So you could say the real score 77%

[@mysteriouscartoonlover5674]

This love calculator hates canon ships

[@a-s-greig]

Poor thing loves rarepairs.

[@ScootertrixStudios]

FlutterTrix let's goooo! Also damn, poor Lyra and Bonbon 😔

[@timsplosion]

See, you messed up the last one. It's supposed to be Lyra Heartstrings and Sweetie Drops. The Love Calculator needs the full real names to work properly, like a Death Note.

[@adolfodef]

16:10 They splitted their house in half. They are coworker friends.

[@Amanda_the_Musical_Nerd]

As a Sciset shipper, I'm happy but also shocked. But hey, if the Love Calculator says they're soulmates, then nobody's allowed to question it. jk

[@071alec]

the logic behind mordetwi started in the latin dub, since the voice actress for twilight and the voice actor for mordecai were dating at the time

[@Narrator007]

Wait... Latin? As in, the dead language that is only used in scientific notation and Catholic mass these days? Is this a joke, or were you referring to a Latin American dub or something? Or, is there actually a dub of these two series in a language that has not been the official language of any nation in nearly 200 years, outside of Vatican City?

[@071alec]

latin american as in spanish@@Narrator007

[@Narrator007]

@@071alec Ahhh, that makes more sense

[@Sam-cv6un]

The love calculator giveth (14:48) and the love calculator taketh away (19:03)

[@Duckkis]

I now want to see Zipp and Sprout fight for Hitch's love. Sorry, Sprout, my money's on Zipp for this one, and not only because I like the StormBlazer ship more.

[@TorosAndMakis53]

9:24 Oh God...

[@evelyngalloway9766]

17:02 BY THE VOICE ACTOR ITS CANON HOW ONLY A 15 NOOOOOOO!!!help me... APPLE DAAAAAAAASH

[@RealCoolstriker64]

Look at the way Rarity treated spike the entire series, and remember that Fluttershy’s thing is standing up for herself. No don’t imagine anything else because the exact thing I’m talking about happened thrice. (Green isn’t your color, a cappella episode, the episode where fluttershy says the word woke)

[@NepetaCataria-h6o]

All canon ships receiving the lowest results, golly

[@doctordd-ey]

Flutterdash is so good. Love calculator you have never proven me wrong, except for the times you did but we don’t talk about those

[@frenchthefennecfoxmlp]

I agree with almost everything this ''love calculator'' says except for Stormblazer and Lyrabon and of course that shit.... I mean ship at the end of the video

[@adolfodef]

16:30 It is a one-sided love (Sunburst is not interested).

[@Irene_sso]

Vinyl and Octavia are like meant for each other lol

[@Narrator007]

19:26 "How dare you, how *dare* you insinuate that these two will not live a long, happy, healthy marriage! Unbelievable. I want a second opinion." Then perhaps you should try using Bonbon's _real_ name... Edit: Just adding a space to Bon Bon's name improves the result dramatically, to 61%.

[@brandonsmith5196]

Tried that myself. Typing Lyra Heartstrings and Sweetie Drops gave them a compatibility of 58%. The site is 50/50 on bull****!

[@DavidMuri-lm5vy]

No seriously Lyrabon was made canon by Hasbro!

[@Narrator007]

@@DavidMuri-lm5vy Technically, it was made canon by the writers. According to all the accounts I've heard, Hasbro was pretty much hands off during the final season. I doubt they even knew that anything was going on with that, or any number of other subplots.

[@DavidMuri-lm5vy]

Yeah! Also I can see the look of an angry shock that Lyra, and bon bon would have if they saw this Lyra, and bon bon's reaction: WHAT?! The probability that we get married is 10%?! 10%?!??!!!???????!?!!!!?? Well we never!!!!! 😡😡😡😨😨😨

[@kaitiep3007]

That's why i think that love calculators to be a waste of my time

[@TheCommenterDragon]

Out of all the ships in this video, I'm happy that Spabby got a high score I mean it could've been a little higher but given how much those two have in common and what not I'd say on some level 62% is at least a fair score. Btw Banquo, If you ever decide to do a part 2 vid with the love calculator here are 3 ships I highly recommend- 1. YonaBar 2. GalStream 3. SmoCellus

[@kaisertrinityt.m.i.s1607]

loved to hear that you used one of slyphstorms songs as an outro. i really enjoyed his music back in 2018 and of course way before. nice to see that he isnt forgotten by others

[@SpaceOddpony]

This was really fun and I found myself saying the same thing as you when it was low or high for a ship I liked XD Trixie and Starlight are the best ship... of all time! I reject the "objective" love calculator! Awesome stuff like always, as is the Banquo tradition :3

[@DavidMuri-lm5vy]

When Lyra and bon bon see this when they get married: the probability of us getting married is 10%?! Well we never!!!! 😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@Flustershy]

So just for fun, I decided to check the calculator page and read how the thing works, and the short version is that the calculation only cares about the name composition. (Meaning if your OC got low score, its because your name is trash, according to the calculator) But if you are interested this is how the calculator made its % values. The meaning of your names The Numerology of your names The spiritual energy of your names The first letter of your names The number of letters in your names The number of syllables in your names The number of vowels in your names The number of consonants in your names The position of the letters in your names For example here is how a single category matching(names starting with same letter) changed the results. Fluttershy + Rarity = 22% Fluttershy + Farity = 68% 1 letter Difference and the calculator tripled their chances :D Then we can boost the odds easily even more, by changing just few more letters (letter positioning within names) Fluttershy + Farishy 86% But getting over 90% requires you to juggle pretty much all of those categories to match between the 2 ponies, especially since MLP characters have pretty complex names. I do love how random these topics you have on videos are. Never thought I would watch name pairing AI match Pony names and give % values on pony shipping but here we are.

[@adolfodef]

14:50 OBJECTION! -> You must use her TRUE NAME ("Zepherina Storm"). Her title does not matter because it would change (she is scheduled to be the next Queen).

[@Narrator007]

I am not sure, but I think the correct spelling would be Zephyrina, taken from the root word zephyr, just like with Fluttershy's brother, Zephyr Breeze. Getting the spelling right could be important. Changing even a single letter seems to make a huge difference with this calculator thingamabob.

[@adolfodef]

@@Narrator007 You are correct!

[@eeb1019]

dang lyra and bonbon literally got married

[@FlowerofMidgar-0]

I love starburst, and flutterdash, and fluttercord, thats why i cant choose a dang best ship. But fluttercord needed more. The love calculator is high i think

[@PrinceGlaciem363]

I found the site and the calculator. So I typed in Princess Celestia and my OC Prince Glaciem for kicks and Giggles. Their ship got 74% on the calculator.

[@Subterranean_sebastian]

If you ever do another of these, I have a what I think is a pretty rare ship(?) , soarin breeze! Both are “”””love interests”””” to dash, so maybe that’d be how they’d meet???

[@adolfodef]

18:10 Try "Flutter Shy" (ex: Mister Shy, Flutter Guy). [Sidenote]: The certificate of birth of Applejack says "Jackeline".

[@Narrator007]

Does that mean Apple is actually her family name?

[@KCAwesomeStudio]

Thanks for including me

[@SmokeTheHorsehog]

Dang it, I missed the community post, since I turned off recommendations for those

[@infinite6218]

Oh my! I truly didn't see my comment getting shown coming. I was sure someone else beat me to it. Thank you! Derpdoc forever.

[@asciicatface]

that was honestly a really fun video

[@WhirlwindDrums]

Congratulations! you've successfully gave me some Important information I'll keep in mind for years to come! :-)

[@TalonMerlin777]

The Love Calculator needs to be destroyed.

[@snowyowlss]

18:03 unpopular opinion: i don’t ship fluttercord 😃 just.. age gap idk 😭

[@THS_Station]

TwiPie: 82% YES! AHAHAHA! WE WIN! All right, that’s a wrap, move on folks, this is the bes- LyraBon: 5% ... Ah fudge.

[@Scribbling_Scribbles]

Ikr 😭

[@catttttttttttttt33]

dude what the love calculator did to appledash was criminal

[@ex0tic_d3pr3ssi0n]

my appledash ass is crying

[@DeyDream_4rt]

HELP ALL MY FAV SHIPS GOT SO LOW 😭😭😭 JUSTICE FOR LYRABON, APPLEDASH, FLUTTERCORD, STARBURST, AND OCTA-SCRATCH🗣️🗣️🔥

[@batterbee]

YESSSS

[@mydjqiuseven8933]

I love Sciset💕 Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go explode out of overwhelming joy now 😍💥

[@LilithNephilim666]

why am i genuinely sad when my favorite ships don't get 50%? why did i cry of happiness when scitwi and sunset got 98%? it's just a dumb site, it's just a dumb site, it's just a dumb site

[@frododododo]

LOL

[@רוניבןעזרא-ו6ש]

my sciset...

[@Rio-dg5on]

17:12 im crying as an appledash shipper thismis the worse!!! /hj

[@snowyowlss]

real appledash is my favorite ship

[@adolfodef]

19:05 Is "Lyra Heartstrings" & "Sweety Drops" [otherwise you are calculating lies/deception].

[@Narrator007]

58%. Better, but still lower than most people would think, I'm sure.

[@magic_pink_horse]

Nice and silly video, lol. Love the Replacer feature for the BGM!

[@batterbee]

As a sci-set fan I’m ecstatic As a starburst and appledash fan I’m incredibly, incredibly sad 😭😭😭 Not a giant Lyra- bon shipper but that was evilll They’re perfect in my heart 😃

[@SourNSpicy1]

spike x twilight getting 49% is criminal. There was a whole episode dedicated to them (and shining armor) being siblings. (sparkles 7)

[@Scribbling_Scribbles]

No way it gave lyrabon 10%..💀

[@choirunnisak888]

12:25 oh my 🤍💙

[@mechlordx]

Didnt use Lyra's full name or Bonbon's real name. And no one suggested Sunpie? They sang (a few lines) in a song together!

[@echoless27]

That short was pure sunpie ship fuel

[@adolfodef]

14:45 There is a hidden reason behind this high score: their Daimons. -> Try "Midnight Sparkle" & "Sunset Satan"

[@Narrator007]

Only 13%. Apparently, in that form, those two would rather make war than love.

[@adolfodef]

@@Narrator007 Precisely. Hate is the other side of the coin of Love. The intensity of the cardinal sin is merely a scalar value, what really matters is the direction of the vector. The obsession points towards the same target. A complete lack of interest (null value) from each others daimons would result in a lack of passion, absent devotion & unreactive "duty" (rather than Loyalty") to the relationship. Fight, screams, hits... and angry $3×

[@reggaereggaehorse6356]

I'm so angry, AppleDash is literally canon now.

[@mikaila6655]

the b in banquo stands for blue (horse)

[@Nomed38]

Not a single instance of Anon shipped with anyone. I am disappoint

[@GlitterGum]

I don't ship derpy and dr whooves. Probably because I love derpy and I've never watched a single episode of Dr who so it just feels weird to ship somepony I'm such a big fan of with somepony that I don't even care about or know hardly anything about lol

[@MoonlightTheWildTuber]

NOOO APPLEDASH Personally, I don't like Rarijack but that's my opinion-

[@frododododo]

GO SCISET

[@Lil_NoobieGMD]

Love calculator was wrong about appledash

[@adolfodef]

18:30 The obvious mistake here is not using TGPTL full complete name.

[@Narrator007]

Or, maybe simpler is better. Trixie + Starlight = 83% The Great and Powerful Trixie + Starlight Glimmer = 12%

[@NicoleWiehl]

8:48 there blue dabidedubudie!

[@MoonlightTheWildTuber]

Sparity will be the end of me ^^

[@ParkadeParade]

spike and any of the mane 6 is very eugh,, spike is a baby dragon and they are full grown horses, esp twi, his legal gaurdian

[@Narrator007]

Would Spike as an adolescent to young adult, and an elderly member of the mane six, be better, or worse?

[@ParkadeParade]

@@Narrator007 what do you mean? thats what i was refering to in my comment

[@Narrator007]

@@ParkadeParade You were referring to them at a point in time when Spike was a young child. I was curious whether you felt any differently about the same type of relationship 20+ years in the future, or if it would still feel the same way to you. I don't really care myself. I just wanted to know what you thought.

[@ParkadeParade]

@@Narrator007 its both better and worse, its better age wise but worse since they have know him since he was born making it a borderline grooming situation in my opinion

[@WhirlwindDrums]

really fun video btw

[@ToodlesManager]

Let’s go Raripie!!

[@fbg_yt6103]

15:02 yes slay

[@princeLunais]

YESSSSS!!!! we love to see lesbian horses!

[@MoonlightTheWildTuber]

FLUTTERPIE!

[@derpyman3716]

eyo ScooterTrixx appearance?

[@vaddix9980]

I wanted to see PonkDash so badly! It's my favorite ship and OTP.

[@generalbiscuits2490]

AppleDash 15% 😂😂😂😂

[@xdumutlu5869]

RIGGED!

[@cranberryjuice1589]

RARIJACK SUPREMACY LETS GOOOO‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶💶💶💶🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🐺🐺🐺🐺💯💯💯💯

[@cranberryjuice1589]

@@KeeperEathelin I LOVE THE SLEEPOVER EPISODE RAAAHHH 🐺🐺🐺‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🖕🔥🔥💯💯💯🙏🙏🙏🙏💶💶🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

[@starlit-night]

No pinkiedash☹️

[@BikerDash]

Okay... here is my personal ratings for each ship. FlutterMac - 80 (For many reasons, these two fit together for me.) Spember - 10 (There is no romantic chemistry between them!) Lumbra - 0 (No. Just... no.) AdagioShy - 20 (A writer would need to pull off some Larson-tier magic to make this work.) DerpyDoc - 110 (Their love is off the charts!) GabbySpike - 100 (Gabby proved herself to have a real interest in Spike and Spike recognized that, as well as reciprocated those feelings. RARITY CAN SUCK IT!!!) RariShy - 60 (There's some potential chemistry with these two.) TwiBlood - 0 (This ship is a dumpster fire wrapped in sad.) CaraJack - 0 (I cannot see AJ approving of incestual relationships, and they ARE cousins...) Dislestia - 0 (After the crap he pulled? OH HELL NO!) RariPie - 10 (Again, we're gonna need Larson-tier magic.) TwiDash - 40 (It COULD work... but it'll take some work.) TempestLight - 50 (I'm up in the air on this one.) MagnetDust - 0 ((in Jontron voice) What... THE $#%@???) FlutterPie - 0 (Zero romantic chemistry strikes again!) SonataTrix - 70 (I really can see a redemption ark for both in this ship.) PearNovu - ??? (I literally have no clue who Pearmare is, so I come up blank here.) Trixie & your mom - 🤣🤣🤣 I'M DED!!! 🤣🤣🤣 FlutterTrix - 10 (Calling M.A. Larson now.) FlashLight - 70 (I approve, but not fully. Also, Shining Armor just put a 50 million Bit bounty on his head. Double if it is JUST his head!) FizzyGlimmy - ??? (Another OC I know nothing about.) CheesePie - 500,000 (These two are OFF THE CHAIN and perfect for one another. Cheerilee x her job - 80 (Very likely true.) Spritch - 0 (These two are destined for others. Also, no chemistry.) SoarinDash - 50 (shrugs) Spolder - 70 (I see the potential chemistry here.) Celestmbra - 0 (Ain't happening.) FlutterDash - 40 (I guess it's possible... but not very likely, in my opinion.) TwiPie - 0 (There's simply no romantic chemistry.) HitchZipp - 100 (One of my G5 OTPs. They feel perfect together, in my eyes. Also, Zipp would leave a Sprout-smear all over Mane Street. Literally rekt beyond all recognition. They'll still be finding Sprout pieces in G6!) Sunset x Sci-Twi - 90 (It would take serious effort by a truly EVIL writer for this ship to sink.) RariJack - 20 (Can we just have Mitch Larson on standby here?) TwiSpike - 0 (Twilight raised him like a son, for Luna's sake!) TaviScratch - 50 (I can go either waybon this one.) GlimBurst - 20 (She may have still pined for him, but he's just not interested in her in that way.) AppleDash - 100 (This is another of my OTPs. And your love calculator is obviously drunk and blind.) Sparity - *NOOOOOO! NO! NO! NO! NO!NO!NO!NO!NOOOOOOO!!!* (Don't make me do a LotR length (extended Director's Cut versions plus all 12 hours of bonus features) rant on why Sparity is BAD!) (Because I'll do it... AGAIN!) FlutterCord - 100 (Again, this one is an OTP of mine.) TrixGlam - 100 (I love this ship! OTP! And yes, your calculator is higher than a giraffe's testicles.) LyraBon - 90 (A great ship... but not a hundred percent ship.) I have to say, I'm disappointed that certain ships didn't make it here. TwiBurst is another OTP of mine. And what about Sunny and Izzy? They're a perfect couple! I can also see Misty and Sprout together. Now we come to my ALL-TIME FAVORITE ships: Littlepip ❤ Homage Velvet Remedy ❤ Calamity Applejack ❤ Steelhooves Blackjack ❤ Morning Glory Blackjack ❤ P-21 If you do not recognize these ships, I highly recommend you read _Fallout: Equestria_ and _Project Horizons._ They are rather long, (620k and 1.78 million words, respectively) but are very much worth the time. These are my two all-time favorite novels. I'd recommend finding a new Love Calculator. This one appears to be broken.

[@crystallion451]

Wait, who ever said AJ and Caramel were cousins? For the record, I don't ship them either, but that's just because I think it's overrated.

[@martinacastillo290]

Comzy Izzy and comment.

[@michaelbuono4007]

Other than sci Twi and sunset it’s BS

[@NanerBag]

Me x You OTP ;)

[@martinacastillo290]

Starbalzer sunny and hitch.