BANTER POLICE 🚨 Be careful telling a joke in public

[@jamiedoyle3147]

Dystopia in full force

[@secondchance6603]

If you can get people silenced/fired/banned/cancelled/arrested/jailed for criticizing/questioning you or hurting your feelings you're not oppressed... you're the oppressor.

[@lyricallyunwaxable1234]

Laughing is aiding and abetting

[@jurgschupbach3059]

Yeah i pissed over my left Hand in the morning

[@andywatts8654]

The war on pubs…

[@raychambers3646]

Could be because a couple of certain people don't drink ?

[@icouldbewrongicouldberight]

Alcohol manufacture is cited as a huge cause of CO2. So by hook or by crook alcohol (and so pubs) have to go by 2030. But They never do something for merely one reason

[@davidpaterson3443]

Well they're not Haram... allegedly!

[@krs4976]

the sad fact is people stànd under these legislations and statutes not realising they aren't laws

[@grahamhumphreys3086]

The starsi in full force...

[@jefferydebbink282]

Three blondes walk into a bar, one ducked.

[@chrismaguire3667]

That was because her eyelash dropped off, and she bent down to pick it up just at that moment... TOWIE😂😂😂😂

[@England-Bob]

I identify as offended. Nah sorry couldn’t carry on giggling too much.

[@secondchance6603]

A guy walks into a bar. Sits next to a blonde and asks her if she wants to hear a blonde joke. She says ok but first you should know I know karate and my two friends with me are blondes one is a kickboxer and the other a female body builder. you still want to tell that joke? The guy says "Hell No. I don't want to explain the same joke three times."

[@mosaicmind88]

When I hear someone say something unwoke in public, mad propz. I instantly have respect because they are fearless and just might save us.

[@rugershooter5268]

Keep telling the jokes no matter what.......in woke businesses

[@chrismaguire3667]

Go woke, go... You know the rest, folks!

[@JohnMac2023A.D.]

They are trying to Quell thoughts 🤔

[@Jules-kv2sf]

1984

[@Tinywars]

Banter is our culture and they’ll never take that away from us. The ability to take the out of each other is fundamental to our sanity.

[@williamsmiler184]

But yet you couldn't post the word 'piss' because you are already being cucked and programmed....

[@greatscott369]

Absolutely. A sense of humour is essential to life.

[@malcolmpowell9164]

But but are we doomed to go fruitcakes?🤔

[@secondchance6603]

If you can get people silenced/fired/banned/cancelled/arrested/jailed for criticizing/questioning you or hurting your feelings you're not oppressed... you're the oppressor.

[@wannabedj2962]

Here's a joke, went into a pub and couldn't tell one 😂

[@arabellamayer9195]

😂😂😂

[@stevielambert8262]

Let’s all just tell jokes. I wonder if they can put everyone in prison.

[@ashleystyles6888]

just ignore all this shit theres not enough prisons

[@HeavensEye666]

@@ashleystyles6888 Estonia and Ukraine

[@fs.pureblood]

If I was in a pub and told a joke and someone was offended I'd tell them if they can't handle hearing a joke then stay at home and away from pubs.

[@veritasvincit2745]

Light hearted exchange promotes friendship, social bonds and unity amongst adults. Children are more literal minded.

[@AutomaticDuck300]

Can’t have unity or friendship. That’s offensive to those who identify as being alone.

[@nerdofpray]

Ah Bist Lee, me ol' mukka 👍🏻 You said it best in one of your own vids - if you're the subject of the banter and insults, then it means that people like you. You gotta be in it to win it! 😉

[@veritasvincit2745]

@@nerdofpray Yes. It IS unpleasant, upsetting, childish and puerile until you realise that it's one way that bonds are made. It never particularly liked it when I was younger as it all seemed a bit unnecessary. I don't even like the word 'banter'. It's a sh*t test though. Can he take it and give it back? Is he worthy to be one of our group? Figure that out and start engaging and you'll see it for the purpose it serves in certain situations. A Karen with a list of things deemed to be offensive won't ever understand and won't ever be accepted.

[@veritasvincit2745]

@@nerdofpray I'll also add that the REALLY offensive, personal and shocking interactions that I have experienced (some at my own expense) have generated the biggest laughs and forged the hardest friendships when reciprocated in the spirit they were dealt. Few things are sacred. People who can't grasp that suffer and to be fair I did as well at one stage. Life is a sh*t-house at times. One way to get through it is not to expect it to wrap you in cotton wool and blow smoke up you. If they can't hack the rough then why do some think they're always entitled to the smooth?

[@TeresaOverholt-ky1ct]

I HATE this world

[@truejaneysue8269]

Just as long as you hate it enough to help it change with others like us.

[@ionlyemergeafterdark]

The inmates have taken over the asylum.

[@whereswendy8544]

Like registering your roast chickens, overwhelm them with non-stop banter.

[@LeakedWisdom808]

and rubber chickens... and chicken nuggets. xD

[@nerdofpray]

and registering people of a cowardly disposition 🐓

[@lauraarcher1730]

@@LeakedWisdom808what about chicken flavoured stuff?

[@srbs73]

Strong rumours they will be introducing Banter Detector vans to patrol the streets

[@chrismaguire3667]

More like narks sitting in the dark corners of pubs...

[@MichaelRath-t9s]

Banter in sign language!

[@independentpuppy7520]

Everybody is so uptight now. Can't say anything.

[@Key-Wound]

I see exactly where this is going & why

[@leethomas4247]

It worked so well for the Stazi

[@chrismaguire3667]

Did it? Or were there secret Banter Speakeasies they weren't aware of, but boasted there weren't any? Did they have to interdict, Untouchables style, containers of new banter subjects crossing the borders from outside, from the Banter-rich West, I wonder?🤔

[@martinwilliams9866]

Does it also apply to the Houses of Parliament bars?

[@Stringwar]

Demolition Man was spot on. Always worth a rewatch to see how the world will end up.

[@Jaymark-gk4li]

Idiocracy too

[@rosehippyguy3402]

It will only end up this way, if you have a defeatist attitude. Currently, we have too many pussies and not enough warriors. For now. 👍

[@craigwhittingslow9689]

Don’t forget robo cop.

[@rosehippyguy3402]

@@Stringwar it will end up like that if everyone has a defeatist attitude 👍

[@Stringwar]

@@rosehippyguy3402 Why , what are you going to do about it? Organise a militia?

[@olliesmith2890]

Just carry on living your life, as listening to them say this, is what they want, they want you living in fear. I pay no notice.

[@chrisfisher1100]

Carl, from here in what was once a great UNITED STATES I REALLY DO NOT WANT TO IMAGINE THIS.... BUT HERE HERE HERE WE ARE....... ITS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS

[@markyoung9027]

The brown shirts stasis are back up and at it I think I smell a war coming on

[@Chris-uk.]

they dont wont us stopping in the street for a chat about them 🤣they want us walking faster too, and speed banking lol

[@lauradavies5346]

I think all the pubs will go bankrupt and close down job done.

[@ShortbusMooner]

Thank God that I live in Florida! I'd rather be free to say whatever I want & ride out hurricanes than have that boot stomping on my head.. 🤬

[@sambishop9567]

An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman and a Muslim are on a plane………

[@chrismaguire3667]

Should be "A Reverend, Priest, Pastor and a Muslim are on a plane..." FYI - 'muslim' is not any specific ethnic group, there are many nationalities involved. But, shhh... don't give the secret away to anyone - it's a secret.

[@M.O.1981]

😂

[@sambishop9567]

@@M.O.1981 The plane is too heavy… The Irishman throws his bags of potatoes out because there is lots more where he comes from…. The Scotsman throws his crates of whiskey out because there is lots more where he comes from….. I can’t say what the Englishman threw out due to the uk police arresting me…..

[@M.O.1981]

@@sambishop9567 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@castorpollux3389]

In the Netherlands there have been jokes about Sam and Moos for centuries. They are usually about stinginess, thrift and trickery. And jokes about our neighbors the Belgians, and they make jokes about us.

[@jeanlafayette7152]

Jasper Carrott anticipated this in his book 'Sweet and Sour Labrador' way back in the early 1980s: "Like cigarettes, jokes will be progressively banned from restaurants, theatres and other public places."

[@aprilhebert8710]

It gets better every day. I never see your video"anymore.They just started showing up on Sunday .

[@t.l.freedom5397]

So true 👏👏👏 Throw that substance called alcohol that lowers inhibition under the bus now 😆 Good grief 🙄 Same shit happening here in 🇨🇦

[@truejaneysue8269]

These times they are a changin'

[@Fazerjon]

Soon we'll get arrested for saying 'The Government'......that would be a joke

[@thereminpitchknob4059]

Only one way to stop it.

[@DonalldArmentor]

What if the "woke" offends me?

[@HeavensEye666]

Landlords won't say fk all, why would they push business away?

[@JQ-s8h]

Say no more fella 😂 mums the word.

[@M.O.1981]

I identify as a skirting-board. If i see any skirting-boards being painted, i shall be terribly offended.

[@MichaelRath-t9s]

Talk bavkwards! 😅

[@MattersOfOpinion-x4d]

Hmm, now what happened to the tyrant in demolition man? They always bring it on themselves in the end.

[@nerdofpray]

"Put another log on the fire" - Simon Phoenix

[@sylvies5050]

Did they adopt this method from China? They have such a system.

[@Token_Civilian]

Bat sh*t insane. How's it feel living in a full on police state there UK?

[@Adrian-jk4kx]

White Horse goes in Pub...Landlord says ," Ive got a whisky named after you"..... Horse replied........" Wot Eric?"

[@nerdofpray]

I find that offensive, because the horse was white

[@constantinosschinas4503]

I just say the jokes. Good jokes are to be spread.

[@jdigital9568]

Public IS the joke. Nobody's laughing, because it's really not funny.

[@T0MMEGUN]

Right do-not "miss-speak"...

[@raecattell7680]

How much longer, are we, the 99%, going to put up with this crap? just asking for a friend.

[@chrisfisher1100]

NOT ALLOWED.... YIKES

[@emmacoombes757]

Insanity

[@LucianaVIP1]

Banter, jokes, whatever...NOT allowed anymore. Living is something of the past. Only sulky faces allowed.

[@chrismaguire3667]

Carl, once upon a time, pubs had 'Snug Rooms' for special customers. Well, maybe, then, there is a need for 'Banter Rooms' where people could go for 'off-colour' jokes, and such, and the Room could be soundproofed so as not offend others' delicate shell-likes. The Licensee could have a special proviso on their licences to allow for it, and there could be time-limits for customers who have 'The Need'. Oh, boy, this sounds so much like a Pythonesque, or a Pete'n'Dud, Comedy-style sketch - so much potential! Maybe get NTNOCN's PC. Savage involved in the new Banter Police Squad. Imagine it "Police Squad: Banter SWAT Team!"😂😂😂😂😂

[@diamondsproglerlivingforev9711]

War on us .... shackles for a joke? Comply and you're finished ❤

[@raychambers3646]

Banter not ok , but be naughty at the airport ok ?

[@steadynumber1]

I can see a pub landlord quoting William Lenthall (Speaker of Parliament, upon the King's enquiry into the whereabouts of Cromwell & others as he attempts to arrest them : "...I have neither eyes to see nor tongue to speak in this place except as this (public) house directs me, whose servant I am here." 😀👍 Cheers 🍷🍺

[@kerryl4031]

That's our culture to joke when facing the hard things and make light of it all - even if people's jaws drop if they think it is too serious a situation. It helps us deal with bad stuff. Fight or flight - or joke!

[@Ben61666]

U need to turn round and say mateeeee 😂

[@wowrulerlvl70]

I identify as michael jackson and would like to be referred to as a "heehee"

[@russb2286]

Pub stasi

[@greatscott369]

It's ridiculous isn't it? The determination to demoralise britain into a humourless dump.

[@urbanfrog8466]

That's going to totally kill live entertainment at pubs. All you'll be left with is woke comedians, and that's not entertainment!

[@arabellamayer9195]

How many Essex girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

[@TheFrog767]

Here is a joke the British people will stop and rise up

[@R6AAO]

The banter police already exist. They go by the codename "neighbours"...

[@Chris-uk.]

just keep away from them smartphones and dont download there apps or work apps

[@shillout7270]

Did you hear the one about silent prayer being banned in UK ... and that ain`t no joke !!

[@JoesWebPresence]

Clearly we need a banter Tzar, or maybe the UN could establish a banter commission, and appoint delegates to address breaches of the international banter guidelines. Then they could deploy blue helmet observers in areas where the risk of non woke banter is a problem. Wait! . . . blue helmets . . . blue hair . . . have the woke keepers already been deployed?

[@dt3460]

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar , they sit in silence and contemplate how it all came to this sorry s&%t show.

[@shillout7270]

Comedian; Did you here the joke about the horse ... Hey? Where you all going then ?? ... 🦗🦗 ...🦗... 🦗🦗

[@youtubesucks8995]

I’ve already experienced this from two extremely woke girls, one being from London who had the audacity of venturing outside of London with her extremely progressive views.

[@OldDeanKenobi]

Landlord?..... LANDLORD?!!..... WHAT ABOUT LAND-LADY-NON-BINARY?!!😡 You HAVE TO list them ALL when you have an audience greater than 1

[@steadynumber1]

Any pub landlord with any sense will be deaf to the private conversations in the bar, if he wishes to remain popular with his clientele that is. 🍺🍷Cheers 😀👍

[@greatscott369]

Banter built britain.

[@veronica3986]

Its like orwells 1984 Zoom forward & ppl are rewarded for doing this, for more privelleges, inc our kids family etc...but remember Orwells suppised to be fiction not a guide book

[@steveparsons2575]

I can only be me coz that's how my good lord made me 😊😊

[@skracing_1805]

This isn't a new thing, his has been in place since at least 2008 as I was working for a council back then and this was part of the training we were given. You could be offended by a conversation or job told by a colleague or member of the public, even if you weren't involved in that conversation. As you can imagine complaints went through the roof after that, with tribunals for harassment and staff suffering stress thus having to take leave because they'd claimed to have heard something offensive.

[@Chris-uk.]

ai behaviour modification unit

[@derekmoore8224]

Real?

[@whereswendy8544]

🤡😝🤡😜🤡🤪

[@paulblake1164]

No, of course, it isn't. It will drive the new black market of offensive jokes written in invisible ink on pieces of paper or geo-cash hunters leaving jokes in specific locations around the county, reading them, laughing, then putting them back or adding a new joke. It is going to be so much fun. I can't take any of this seriously anymore. What do you call 51.510128849546405, -0.13226303723776298 location for joke

[@williamsmiler184]

I have reported this video for bad speak.

[@Edelweiss2075]

Only Jesus Christ can save you from hell. Jesus Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again the third day (1 Corinthians 15:1-4 KJV). Jesus Christ shed His blood for our sins (Ephesians 1:7 KJV). Water baptism DOESN'T save us (1 Corinthians 1:17 KJV). We are saved by grace through faith, not our works (Ephesians 2:8-9 KJV).

[@JohnMac2023A.D.]

Amen and Amen

[@Blaze23557]

1 Timothy 4:10…😊

[@mrwhite292]

Eamonn

[@chrismaguire3667]

@mrwhite292, Eamonn *knows...*

[@nerdofpray]

Amen brother 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻